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Brit/pol/ - National Socialism Edition

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>Thread Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0LQgXclado

>Thread Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13082827

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
https://twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481
http://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+one
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
http://cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream

>BBC Election debate at 19:30 GMT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40091449

>Britain Elects election centre
https://britainelects.com/

>Corbyn to attend election debate:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40105324

>Trump pulling out from Paris agreement:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/31/donald-trump-pull-paris-climate-deal-reports2/

>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558

>Latest contreversial poll shows conservative losses
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
https://archive.is/ohssa
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174
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HERTFORDSHIRE!
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You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at Corbychev and you look at Theresa Mayhem, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Milkman Farron to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Westminster, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Milkman Farron KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try! So, Theresa Mayhem, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at Westminster! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Westminster! See, Theresa Mayhem; the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you on June 8th!
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First for fucking slags
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I'm flip-flopping like crazy between UKIP and Tories and I'm getting seriously scared that Corbyn might be PM through the world's worst coalition.

I don't like Theresa May and my preference for government is UKIP. But come on, that's not going to happen. UKIP are very, very far away from winning my seat even. But I can help Tory beat Lib Dem here.

Last week I was voting Tory to see through Brexit. But since Manchester attack I've recognised that Tories will do fuck all to stop terrorism or reduce immigration and moved to UKIP.

But my hatred for socialism and Corbyn's entire existence surpasses my fear for May's Orwellian future. I think I'm gonna bottle it and vote Tory and I hate myself for it.

This is a guy whose main reason for voting Leave was to upset normies and leftists. I cannot bare to think of the happiness these cunts will derive from this calamity of a man leading our country.

Anyone else know this feel?
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>Tfw was never making a new thread
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thoughts?
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We will unite the unions under one congress.
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>mfw I was a deep state communist corbynite agent working for the UK-NKVD this entire time and pretended to support brexit, ukip and the tories

Mission is almost complete comrades
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Amber Rudds arl fella died 2 days ago. May shit out and let a grieving human being get kicked mercilessly. Not only May but every other shithouse chinless drip. Spineless wankers.

Bring on a progressive coalition, Britain seems ready for change, austerity is dead that's clear and with it the Tories.
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Only National Socialism can save Britain
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>>127907579

Are you black by any chance?
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>>127907579
>implying anyone thought you were
Fat cunt.
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Notts/pol/ when?
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>>127906261
I got this.
Overall it called me a "Centrist-With right wing leanings"
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Are students going to fuck the country because
>muh free shit
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
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>>127907586
Noice.
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>>127907579
You little shit I was waiting
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YouGov's poll is based on 62% of 18-24s voting and 67% of 50-64s voting.

In 2015 44% of young people voted and 70% elderly.

Now of course there is a significant difference between 44% and 62%, but it's not completely unprecedented for young people to turn up to vote like that - it has happened before.

Lads, I'm very, very worried.

(I'm reposting I know, but it's important).

Pic related shows evidence of a high youth turnout this year.
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>>127907625
To be fair, Rudd was on course to lose her constituency. I suspect it was also partly so she could claw it back, if she had a good performance. If she had a bad performance (which she arguably did, since she didn't stand out), she was an expendable resource. Makes sense, strategically.
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>>127907635
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OY
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>>127907575
>Thinking Corbyn has a chance

I don't know why the fuck people are saying this, did none of you see the results of the local elections last month? The only thing that has changed is we've had a rather convenient terrorist attack and Corbyn almost said he supported the attack
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>>127907789
It's over.
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DUNKIRK SUMMER 2017 BLOCKBUSTER WAR DRAMA WORLD WAR TWO FROM THE MAN WHO BROUGHT YOU BANE AND CIA NOLAN GOES FULL HITLER APOLOGETICS

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>>127907825 .

Are you black by any chance?
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>>127907789
Tory shills are the only ones who still go on about MUH LANDSLIDE.
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>>127907575

Don't be a pussy, that's how they keep getting away with it. If everyone stopped bricking it and voting tory out of fear there might actually be some pressure on them to stop being lying shitcunts.
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BASED CORBYN
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>>127907789
>2015
The youth vote will swing it!
>2016
The youth vote will swing it!
>2017
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>>127907875
Tory manifesto was dogshit
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>>127907789
They'll all be at Glastonbury or too weak from Ramadamadingdon to vote
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>>127907575
Just because our country's equivalent of Bernie voters dominate Twatter and Plebbit doesn't mean that Labour has a chance. Are you in a tory safe seat?
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>>127907789
How to get the young vote, promise them lots of free shit because they don't care how it's going to be paid for.
Sad!
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England is ripe for Cultural Revolution!
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>>127907994
look at that graph though. Youth voters seem considerably more motivated this year. Considerably. Aren't you worried?
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You don't see many Tory voters screaming on social media. They don't need to. Empty vessels etc, this is a certain Tory victory.
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>>127907667
>>127907916
Wagwan mandem
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>>127907789
Wasn't this the same poll that said there would be a hung parliament last election and that Brexit wouldn't happen?

The young don't vote, they wine and bitch on social media but they don't vote. Are you forgetting the results from the local elections, from Trump, from Brexit and Scottish independence?

YouGove is one of the worst ways to get your data as they go to specific area to canvas people and get the results they want.
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>>127908059
Exactly. Many young people are idealistic and stupid.
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>>127908039 ..

Are you black by any chance?
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>>127907810
>>127907625
What the fuck are you two on about? She's not going to lose her seat, she's on a 10% majority.
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>>127907875
>last month
It's not about how good labour are, lad, it's about how badly the Tories are. They've fucked this campaign so badly that they've had to "relaunch" it. Have you ever heard of a campaign being relaunched just over a week from the date?

They know their manifesto is an embarrassment, and her public performance is a joke. The media still shill for her ,but we'll see if that's enough.
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>>127907160
No it hasn't. Its been widely reported that the slight increase in tax intake was due to corporations waiting till the new lower bracket was introduced before claiming.
>>127907285
It should just be a tax then that is applied only if you complete. Burdening teenagers with actual debt creates an harmful culture counter-productive to learning. The fact that degrees are seen as monetary investments is why they're becoming more and more irrelevant.
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Alright lads, I unironically voted Labour today.
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>>127907635
>>127907825
Young Jezza
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>>127908039
Implying Glastonbury isn't after June 9th
kys faggot
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>>127907789
This is amazing. Literally living in a meme timeline.
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>>127908202
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>>127907575
I know this feel senpai. My constituency is Labour since 97 but only narrowly beat the tories in 2015. I want to show support for UKIP but I think the tories need my support more.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF5DRHAAO6s

this was a true aryan goddess looks like
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>tfw we're relying on young people not to vote for a Conservative majority

>tfw am a young person
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>>127908027
The manifesto that was written primarily for middle class Britain? The main voting class? The young don't vote, the lower class just want racism so will go tory as they're the new UKIP and the middle class vote tory.

Corbyn can't even run his own party, let alone the country. Milliband posed a bigger threat.
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>>127908241
The tory voteshare has barely fallen in polls to be fair. The labour rise is mostly from eating lib dem and green votes.
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>>127908027
Labour's was fucking absurd though tbf
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>>127908307
He looks like he definitely got bullied
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>>127908170
Ayyup famalam, ya mam cummin round later, she be gettin well fucking wet, u kno wat im sayin ya batty?
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Looking at 4chan's advertisement page.

Total monthly users: 30 million, 8% from the UK
Population of the UK: 65 million

That means that about 4% of brits use 4chan
And among the youth, that figure is probably much much higher, maybe like 15%

And this is using the old 30 million number, which has been there for years. It's probably much much higher now. It could be that as much as 20% of the youth in Britain use 4chan
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Corbyn is a LITERAL NAZI

>The Nazi social welfare provisions included old age insurance, rent supplements, unemployment and disability benefits, old-age homes, interest-free loans for married couples, along with healthcare insurance
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>>127908389

this is what a *
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>>127907575
You could just stomach it for this election until the next one. Remember that you will be voting for your mp and if there is no chance of it being UKIP and if there is a chance to replace the incumbent lib dem with a conservative i'd say go for it. If there is no chance of UKIP winning then you'd have a better chance throwing a cup of hot water into the sea and with the intent to change the temperature of the water.
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>>127908191
>I am young

However not idealistic, I do a proper degree. If Corbyn gets in, I'll be less in debt by £9000, literally no fucking point. still got nearly £40,000 to pay off
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>>127908307
Wonder if he ever dreamed he would be Prime Minister
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>>127908329
>calls me a faggot
>He knows when the most degenerate middle class hug box is
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>>127908177
Look, more than anyone here I want this poll to be wrong. But I have to admit, I'm very worried.

What if the EU referendum motivated them to vote?

>Are you forgetting the results from the local elections

No I'm not, but they were long before the manifestos, before Theresa's u-turn, before debates, before the campaigning properly started.

>YouGov is one of the worst ways to get your data as they go to specific area to canvas people and get the results they want

I hope this is true, but YouGov is a company that relies on its accuracy. It must be accurate otherwise nobody will pay it to give anymore results. It's in their interest to get this right.
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>>127907789

>Lads, I'm very, very worried.

I hope you're worried at the prospect that young people are actually participating in Parliamentarianism Goyim Simulator 2017 Edition.

Rather than because you're actually British and are in anyway concerned with the results of this election.

Seriously what is this shithole.
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>>127908431
bet he enjoyed it
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>>127908421
But it has fallen, and it's fallen to a socialist candidate. Like Trump, this defies a lot of the old rules.
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>>127908430
Yeah but MUH FREE SHIT is more amenable than an attempt to adress the huge cost of social care and pensions.

>>127908417
It threatened the pensioner bennies.
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my favourite part of the debate was when the leftie party leader attacked amber rudd for being a scapegoat for mays cowardice and then attacked paul nuttall for being a racist
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>>127908457
>tfw I pressed your sister last night bareback you get me pussyole
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>>127908546
I am young too - it was a generalisation as I'm sure you're aware considering most here are young. I am going to start university this year but I intend to get a good job after uni to pay it back properly rather than scrounging of taxpayers.
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>>127908678
I still think the tories will be 10% ahead on polling day and increase their majority.
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>>127907575
Why do you care? You're a loser whose low grade views are represented by the low grade party Ukip?

Care about the environment, education, healthcare. The biggest issues that need to be energetically tackled.

"Nah I'll vote Ukip because I want to ban the burka and upset leftists". Get a grip.
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemmL-e8e94
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>>127907575
Have Ukip announced all their candidates, they did really well here in 2015, but as on now have no candidate for this election
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>>127908857
For what reason, might I ask? Other than it keeps the narrative that the tories will win, and we'll feel more secure about ourselves if we believe it
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>>127907908

>Try this: instead of being shit, try being useful to companies so they will want to hire you.

>I'm just as good as that clever immigrant who has worked hard out of desperate circumstances in his country

>He will work for a third of the salary which is a fortune to his folks back home

Seriously, you DICKHEAD?
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>>127908474

Haha where is this from? Looks based as fuck.
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>>127908884
Ahem
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>>127908862
You are aware what the country is currently going through don't you?
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>>127908862
>caring about normie problems
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>>127908459
>20% of the youth in Britain use 4chan
>Implying they're not all on /sp/ talking about football
>>127908457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MC-O6N9VdE&t=6s
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Aw lads
got to write a 2500 word essay for tomorrow afternoon
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daily reminder that the brits are the real kangz and kek is truly /ourgod/
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>>127908548
Almost like (((Macron))) here in 1993 the year he was groomed by his future wife and teacher at the time.

You could know the next Prime Minister,president,chancellor,emperor or dictator of your country. Or walk past him/her.
Hell even you or I could be the person down the road.
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>>127908969
Yougov polling has been all over the shop and swings wildly between polls done two days apart.
The tory numbers guy (who deals with their internal polling) was literally laughing on twitter at that yougov hung parliament thing.
Remember the last SIX elections pollsters have underestimated the tories.
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>>127907486
>https://twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585

fucking hell that's funny
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>He tips the prostitute
>He doesn't spit on her repeatedly
>He doesn't make her hold her eye lids open and spunk on her eyeballs to cause pain
>He doesn't slap her about and purposely try to haggle the price afterwards
>He doesn't give her a 1 star rating just because
>He doesn't make her suck your toes while smashing her from behind
>He doesn't make her cry and want to kill herself during the session
>He doesn't piss in her mouth after cumming
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>>127907486

Poland is rightful German clay.

I just wanted to drop this here.

Thanks.
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>>127908569
I go to a very very liberal university mate and I can tell you this; 100% of the young in the UK could register to vote and less than half will actually vote. Look at all of these cunts shitting up social media, are any of them having a discussion? No, it's about sharing anti-May memes and spamming how much they hate the tories. When it comers to actually voting they don't care because in their eyes it doesn't actually matter. Most of these twats can't even wake up for a 9am lecture, let alone do a proper degree; expecting them to actually go out and vote is too much.

The Tories are going to have a landslide victory and social media is going to be crammed with more memes with the line "I didn't bother to vote". May could shit on live TV and the Tories would still win because the main people who vote are the ones with money, protect them and you ensure you win. There's nothing to be worried about, hell I'm putting a couple of grand on the outcomes because I'm so sure.
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>>127909098
Whats the title?
2500 words is piss easy.
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>>127907635
Oh dear God she was so fucking qtpie with her long dark hair, wtf would she do this?
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>>127909096
He's a fucking spastic roadman tho innit
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>>127908474
Germany needs to take another 5 gorillion more refugees to atone for the sins of their past
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>>127908937
UKIP not running everywhere.
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>>127909098

What's it on lad?
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>>127908755
>an attempt to adress the huge cost of social care and pensions.
Lefties are surely just pretending to be mad about that. It's literally a rich people having to pay for their own shit and poor people getting it for free policy. Tory voters are not gonna switch to corbyn over that.
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>>127908836
I tried explaining to my friends about like how raising corporation tax will not raise the tax Labour say and it will discourage businesses and make others base somewhere else... They couldn't even get their heads round that concept. They just kept saying but if you raise taxes you get more money
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>>127909155
To add to this:

Is fucking whores red-pilled and MORAL? I believe it is.
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>>127908569
You're right lad. I've been saying for weeks that the youth turnout would be around 60%. Nearly every single student will vote, that's 40% already. Then you only need about 40% of the rest of the people at that age.

For example, I asked my sister to find out for me what her mates were doing.

She's 21, she voted in 2015 and the EU ref. Out of 10 of her mates, only 3 or 4 others voted in both. This year they are all registered and have all said they're voting. An even split between LAB and CON from what she's said with her on UKIP and some memelord voting GRN. 8 of them are at uni, 2 aren't.
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I want you to listen closely.

Whatever she says won't happen. Whatever he says won't happen. Do you get it yet. The answer is what (((they))) want which is usually inbetween. Blair became Conservative and May became Blairite, who was supposedly Labour. The goalposts always move. This is (((their))) trick while you continue to argue whether blue or red is better.

The only thing I ever saw that changed anything was Brexit, where we had the vote, and you can still see them stalling that at every opportunity.

In the meantime the pound in your pocket rapidly deteriorates and the price of goods increases. And every 15 minutes a knife incident is reported by the police. Do you honestly think this is good enough? Are you part of the solution or part of the problem? Arguing over colours when you know the whole damn system is corrupt as Fuck.

Ssshhh now. Auntie Government will make it all better again.
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>>127908862
The biggest issue is immigration. No question.

We could all elaborate on our views on those three issues, and I think they'd be very varied. We have socialists, capitalists, fascists, communists, anarchists, libertarians and everything in between on this thread.

However, we all agree on one issue: Immigration.

It's the one issue we can all agree on and it's why this board only focuses on it. Because all other issues pale in comparison; the issue of immigration is what will determine whether or not these debates can continue in the future. Whether or not Britain, and the British people, will continue to exist.
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>>127909154
Poor Nuttall, look at all the abuse he gets in the comments.
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>>127909175
I hope you're right. I really do. It's normal to be worried though, right? I mean, of all the things that could motivate students, surely free stuff is up there?
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>Birthday is 9th of june, getting a nice arm chair to read and listen to music in

what should I read first laddos
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>>127909150
They've implemented a new system, yesterday, that supposedly is to work more accurately than in their previous polling systems, which would explain the sudden variance.

Current counts of people run at 7000 a day, which gives its pools much more weight
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>>127908862
Alright shill. Stop sprouting the emotional propaganda. Nobody with even a remote use of their brain believes you.

Self absorbed lefties looking after themselves with the environment - the world will survive better if it kills us off.

Education headlines were the same under labour - left wing people can't manage budgets funnily enough, how a large percentage of the budget doesn't go to actual education and wasting money on hippy faggot courses. Except schools grading is higher. Derp.

Healthcare.. NHS is poorly run and throwing money at it does fuck all when it's so poorly managed. Same fucking headlines for years.

Boring cunt reciting the usual drivel.Boring prick.
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>>127909317
>It's literally a rich people having to pay for their own shit and poor people getting it for free policy.
And yet the leftists are all outraged I know.
I just fear it's angered the eternal boomer too much.
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>>127909482
How to stop being a bender 101: The ultimate handbook
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>>127909125
>Missing link appears to be European and indicating mankind originated in Europe
>Egyptians were in fact East and South East European

Afrocentrists are getting BTFO out over the last 2 weeks by actual science.
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>>127909403
>students
Now talk to young people out of uni in council estates
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>>127909317
>>127908755
I think the Tory manifesto got panned because it is the only manifesto that mattered. Labours is ludicrous, so everyone treated the Tory manifesto as if it were a budget.
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>>127909175
>liberal

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
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>>127909339
I cleaned up the image for (You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQUxW6O9BA0
I just listened to Adolf's last will and testament and for the first time have taken interest in National Socialism, it is quite appealing.
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>>127908569
>I hope this is true, but YouGov is a company that relies on its accuracy. It must be accurate otherwise nobody will pay it to give anymore results. It's in their interest to get this right.

Didn't stop them getting it wrong for past 5 years.

They are calling a close one because no matter who wins they can go 'lel margin of error we were correct again XD'

They literally claim they were correct for EU Ref and last election because margin of error.
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>>127908474
>dat commissar standing over him making sure he did want he had to do
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Peer through the willy-scope, admire the sagging planets of the Meatus Galaxy

O=WILLY
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WILLY
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>>127909403
>>127909437
>>127909448
>this wall of text
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>>127909339
Yeah I've tried that too. All I get is "Brexit discourages businesses"
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Why is no-one asking why there is an American flag in OP's picture?
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>>127909477
These are the same students who pay £9,000 to do a sport science gender studies degree and then fail their first year twice because they don't go out to vote.

The only reason voter registration is up is because you could do it online.
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>>127909482
Mao's little red book. Will give you the gist of what's to come
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>>127909694
>I'm too stupid to read things that aren't mindless shitposts

/ptg/ is the place for you
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>>127909662
But they weren't *that* far wrong for both. This is a huge difference between other pollsters.
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>>127909712
It's the Olympics, why wouldn't they be there?
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>>127909735
But couldn't you do it online in 2015? And for the EU referendum? And yet much less did do so.
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>>127909843
Paki response, britpol is for comfy shitposting.
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>>127908534
Depends on the Conservative
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>>127909508
It's also a little bit less harsh for savers and homeowners than the current situation in most ways. Seeing as you get to keep about four times as much money and don't have to sell your house until after you die. The hysteria about it is baffling to me.

>>127909615
I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
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>>127909502
We'll have to see, but yougov is well out from the polling averages. People on twitter have posted images of them being able to vote twice via yougov too.
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http://suttonnick.tumblr.com/

Papers
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>>127909437
Hey, man, so this Nigella choke business - are there videos?
a-asking for a pervert
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>>127909851
If you say that a coin is going to land on heads or tails you're only going to be wrong 0.1% of the time; doesn't mean you know how to call it.

All their polls swing until a few days before where they said, it'll be close
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>>127909603
I just said that 2 of those aren't students. And that was just one example.

In the gym young lads are talking about it for the first time I can remember. A lot seem to be in support of UKIP but I live in a based area so that's to be expected. But the simple fact they're talking about it in the gym tells me the turnout will be abnormally high.

From 44 to 60 is really not impossible.

I don't think it will be enough to give it to LAB and I think the polling companies overestimate LAB's support amongst youth but it will almost certainly be above 55%
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>>127908059
I don't understand why the young aren't voting Tory - the "dementia tax" means that taxpayers won't have to pay for the old, which is what these fucks have been moaning about for years.
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Can't wait until this is over desu with you, my Facebook and Twitter is unreadable because of all the Leftie spam.
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>>127909700
Just seen some lad on my Facebook 18 first time voter, voting Tory and all his friends going fucking mad! He is slaying them.
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Watching the debate on iPlayer and we're fucked
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>>127909046
Yes, we're no longer a white country. We're apart of a globalised world who we rely on for most of our food source and precious materials.

If you want to throw oil onto the fire and worsen the situation, carry on supporting white nationalist parties (or ones who disguise as them in UKIP).

The extremism problem will only go away until the youth are brought up and valued in society. Integration is happening but at a slow pace. You can't get out of this problem by abandoning our values.

If you want to slow globalisation, support Green policies so we can prepare for a zero growth, self sufficient world.
>>127909448
Immigration was never the biggest issue. The peabrains that inhibit this thread always failed to see immigration was caused by neoliberal economics. If we didn't invite foreign workers into the country and paid to train people it would be at a comfortable level. I say comfortable because the amount of unused space in Britain means we could have a population closer to Japan's comfortably. Now Brexit has occurred immigration now longer matters.
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Labour won my constituency by 800 votes in 2015, I wonder if it will be that close again

My constituency is home to the Trident replacement shipyard in which I also work, you would think it would be a shoe in Tory
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Starting to like Corbin. Please send help lads.
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fucking waspi woman on lbc
what a twat
muh national insurance contributions
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Why are the memes going into our Election so boring. I miss Drumphies KEK.

Anyone got that one of the two Tall DNC Pepes laughing at the tiny Pepe with a MAGA hat on
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>>127910101
Also so many Corbynistas seem to live in Tory heartlands thanks to daddys money. They may turn out to vote but their votes will be worthless.
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>>127909974
2/3rds registering are reregistering apparently. And again, it means shit. Half of them won't turn up.
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You see what she said, Mayfkins? Aren't you sad you aren't allowed near her?

Goldsmiths student btw
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>>127910175
>inb4 applause for meaningless platitudes and give aways
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>>127907486
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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870040480179945473

Very interesting:

Public preference for result:

Con majority: 62%
Hung, Con ahead: 7%
Hung, Lab ahead: 5%
Lab majority: 7%


So if YouGov polls lean towards hung parliament and Tories hammer that message, more people will vote Tory?
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>>127910127

I remember at uni and a lot of my friends now are right wing but keep it quiet.

At uni if you show any right wing ways you will get shouted down by the Trots calling you a fascist and penalised in work by lecturers etc.
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>>127910175
Same here, Rudd isn't doing so badly, Nuttall is fucking bucking it again tho
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Lets do a quick strawpoll.

Tell me about your constituency, what the result was in 2015 and what's likely to happen in 2017.

>Constituency: Yate and Thornberry
>2015 Result: Conservative win by about 1000 seats
>Expected 2017 result: Conservative increase majority

UKIP got about 5000 votes last time and they aren't running a candidate this time so guess where all those votes are going.
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>>127907875
>>127907967
>>127908049
>>127908355
>>127908534
Think I will vote Tory but write a letter to the current Tory MP stating that I am NOT happy with their party and I only did it for a hard Brexit, and if nothing changes by 2022 then I will definitely be leaving them for the foreseeable future

fyi I am in Lib Dem area that was Tory again in 2015 (student town) but on edge of London so Remainers will be out in full force
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>>127909974
2016 has made the average youngster way more politically conscious -- it doesn't change the fact that few students will actually show up to vote.

It's like recycling. People do it to seem engaged and "in". I don't think it'll be the landslide everyone's expecting, but the Conservatives will win.
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>>127908996

The Blacklist: Redemption
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>>127910104
They're also the only party going to end the ridiculous triple lock on pensions too.
The social care stuff seems like an honest attempt from the tories to deal with the aging population problem beyond MORE IMMIGRANTS and they're being shat on for it.
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>>127910371
>no vegetables


>on my plate thanks
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>>127910104
The BBC and stuff always interview students, and not like proper working young people, I worked for 3 years, went to uni and still worked whilst all my friends sat on their arses. They're all middle class, I'm working class. Mummy and Daddy pay for everything.
Quite a few people I know who work and never went for uni are voting Conservative, It's just universities fucking ruin young people, it's no surprise the older you get the more conservative you get, when you actually start paying taxes.
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>>127910393
>Reported to the Bundesnachrichtendienst
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>>127909096

I must use 4chan on about 20 different IP addresses per month.
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This will be very important to see how things have really changed. Lord Ashcroft's model as it stands shows a huge Tory majority. Could it change on Friday?

>The Ashcroft Model will be updated and released Friday. Fieldwork being completed. Am looking forward to result at http://lordashcroftpolls.com

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/870040244028157954
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>>127909735
The majority of those who registered to vote in the few weeks running up to the deadline will vote. That's just using historical numbers from voter registration to turnout.

250,000 in the final day. That's a lot of people. And most will vote LAB.
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>>127910617
t. bomber harris
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Public preference for result:

Con majority: 62%
Hung, Con ahead: 7%
Hung, Lab ahead: 5%
Lab majority: 7%

(via @YouGov)


How does this make any fucking sense?
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>>127909154
Everyone in the comments saying he was mildly good is getting attacked by momentum shrills
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>>127909503
Short-term-ism

All that really needs to be said about a birdbrain like yourself. Incapable of being able to realise where with have came from in civilisation in 3 generations and how much longer term investment and planning we need to continue progressing.

The comments around the solution to the environment being just let it kill humans off lol? Embarrassing.
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>>127910296
This is a good point, unless they choose to vote in their uni constituency. That's what I did.
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>>127910376
You aren't joking lad, Jesus.

>"It wasn't a Muslim that killed Jo Cox"
Oh yeah that's a fair representation of the problem mate nice one.
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>>127910674

Yeah, I don't get it. It could be that they had a particularly elderly pool on that day, but it still makes no fucking sense.
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>>127910216
*sends rope*
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>>127910210
Barrow? Vote tory, it's a likely switch
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>>127910207
>The extremism problem will only go away until the youth are brought up and valued in society. Integration is happening but at a slow pace. You can't get out of this problem by abandoning our values.
Muslim kids are more radical than their parents. The Quran tells them to value their faith more than their country. Integration is not happening and western countries are in desperate need of socially cohesive societies of like-minded people that adhere to the same culture.

>Now Brexit has occurred immigration now longer matters.
>Now Brexit has occurred
I ask you again, do you know what the country is currently going through?
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How old are you /pol/?

29 here, life is nearly over.
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>>127910411
YouGov is a joke though, it's just a mess.
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>>127910393
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>>127907575
Just suck it up and vote Conservative my dude.

You know what will happen if Corbyn wins.
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>>127910422
>Totnes
>Safe Conservative seat, 18,000 majority
>Con hold
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>>127910127
I got asked by the Labour society who I was voting for, said Conservatives, they went absolutely spastic at me, like hysterical
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>ABSOLUTELY UNWILLING TO VOTE LABOUR BECAUSE OF IMMIGRATION
>UKIP IS A WASTED VOTE
>DONT WANT TORY SURVEILLANCE PLANS

I HATE OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM LADS I HATE IT I HATE IT WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A SOCIALISTIC PARTY THAT DOESNT WANT TO OPEN OUR BORDERS FOR CAPITALIST BENEFIT
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>>127910669
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>>127910649
If they can wake up and stumble to the voting office, which they won't. They registered because people were sharing it over social media and it was online.

Young people don't vote, this is a fact.
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>>127910863
world peace and a new age for mankind?
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Fucking hell lads, I've just gotten to the bit were Farron blames attacks on Asians on Paul Nuttall and not terrorist attacks.
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>>127910674

>42% intent to vote conservatives
>62% want a conservative majority

Who the fuck comes up with these cucked polls?
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Tonight my 14 year old daughter brought me a Munchy Box. What a lovely suprise. Strange, as I only gave her £10 and that included bus fare and money for the cinema.
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>>127910844
30. Already over
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>>127910104

If Corbin came up with it you'd all be shitting on him for hiking up inheritance tax.
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>>127910422
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Hold up, I think Britain Elects just deleted that YouGov poll about parliamentary preference. Perhaps a typo.
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>>127910411
Why do you think the Times was championing it? Democracy is being stitched up by the foreign press barons. We're such a cucked country.
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>>127910674
Perhaps they asked non-voters too?

>I aint voting but I'd rather a Tory majority

Also given the options, like I said in a post earlier, I may vote UKIP but I'd rather a Tory majority than a labour one. Same might be said for Irishfags who won't be voting for either.
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>>127910674
3rd party voters wanting the tories rather than labour?
Maybe, I have no idea.
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>>127910978
haha im at the same bit lad
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>>127910207
Immigration was always the biggest issue, and it will continue to be unless we get a grip on the situation.

Anyone who's not a complete retard knows neoliberal economic policies are responsible for the current immigration crisis (and it is a crisis), but the fact is we need to shut it down NOW. Any policies we put in place will take time, and quite frankly it's time we don't have.

Businesses will continue to clamour for low-wage labour after Brexit. Again, the main issues are not education, nor are they healthcare.

The main issue is immigration, no doubt about it. Now, immigration is intimately tied to Thatcherite-Blairite economic policy, sure. That doesn't change the fact that, unless the current system is going to be overhauled completely (and I don't trust Corbyn's Labour to do it in the slightest), we have to control the symptom (immigration) not the cause (neoliberalism) for the time being.
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>>127910411
>>127910674

a Corbynite in the comments mentioned that last time the question was asked it was "what do you think the outcome will be"
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>>127911000
United Kebab association please leave
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Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% (-1)
LAB: 39% (+3)
LDEM: 7% (-2)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @YouGov / 30 - 31 May)Twitter


https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729
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>>127910844
23

I've wasted the last 5 years of my life doing absolutely nothing
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>>127910393
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>>127910901
It's time for fascism.
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>>127910416
>just replied to my own post kek

I got asked by the Labour society who I was voting for, said Conservatives, they went absolutely spastic at me, like hysterical
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>>127910422
Weston-super-Mare
Tories held with a massive majority due to lib dem collapse
Basically 2015 again, maybe labour doing a little better and UKIP collapse
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>>127910295
I liked this one, needs shopping with the Corbynistas. Also is 100% accurate depiction of his "Supporters"
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>>127911039

Britain Elects confirmed for just making shit up
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>>127910578
But don't you see that the immigrants will stay young forever. It isn't a pyramid scheme lad.
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>>127911015
It isn't inheritance tax though
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>>127910649
To be fair loads of people registered at the uni I lived next too this week because they were handing out free ice cream if you registered.
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>>127907486
Finally no more of that commie cuck corbyn in op. Tired of seeing the good goyims face
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>>127910431
They will just bribe you next election. They made us a more stupid and nationalist country by shouting about scroungers and immigrants while doing the opposite. Same with brexit which Cameron used public funds to back remain. The Tories are corrupt through and through with big business interest for godsake don't give them your vote yet again!
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>tfw cracking open a cold one by yourself
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>>127910175
"NO NUKES"
*thunderous applause*
Thanks for the balanced audience BBC, I could swear they'd bussed momentum in.
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>>127910416
>>127911179
These guys are on the money. And I can tell you firsthand that it's only getting worse.
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>>127911129
Yougov keeping up their LARP as a serious pollster I see
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>>127907789

Yougov's "poll" is complete utter shite.
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>>127910901
ikr
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>>127910674
>>127910411
Britain Elects just confirmed it meant to say 'public expectation'. A typo.
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>>127910371
>look up Elliot Jaunty Lowe
>its a furry
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>>127910901
Because such a party would be 'racist' and 'evil' anon, and would need to be torn down from all angles by the media and infiltrators as a result.
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>>127911129
Public preference for result:

Con majority: 62%
Hung, Con ahead: 7%
Hung, Lab ahead: 5%
Lab majority: 7%

(via @YouGov)


Yup, that makes sense. Oh wait one was done online majority. Online labour shill land.
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>>127910901
I've always felt a socialist party that supports mass immigration cannot possibly be a socialist party because mass immigration harms the people, especially the workers.
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>>127911275
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>>127909482
>Not getting a gym membership, and listening to audio books while you work out
pleb
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>>127909437
Love pic related, been looking for that
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>>127910416
Can confirm this, I've been a staunch Tory supporter all my life nd because it multiple people have tried to get me kicked out of uni. The only thing that has protected me is that I'm a brown man, so allegations of racism and sexism were completely dropped when I uttered the phrases "I feel unsafe"

It's ridiculous how lefties cry non stop about protecting everyone, but if you have a different opinion to them they will crucify you quicker than BNP stag do when they stumble on a mosque.
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>>127911147
There's still time mate, I know people who didn't even get the job they wanted until they were 28.

Don't waste time regretting wasting time, it's a vicious recursion. You need to break from what you're doing with small steps, try to learn something every week, sign up for an accounting class, but don't be on /pol/ in another five years saying you've wasted ten years of your life.
>>
SOMEONE POST THE BRIT/POL/ MAP OF ENGLAND FOR ME PLEASE.

THANKS.
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>>127911249
If they have to sell their home, the house will be taxed?
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>>127911349
Isn't support for trident like 65%+?
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>>127911364
The absolute state of YouGov

>Every other company has 10 point leads
>NOT US
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>>127910814
Yeah barrow

Posted my postal vote today as Tory.

Diane Abbot scares me the most about Labour
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>>127911434
Public preference for Prime Minister:

T. May: 43% (-2)
J. Corbyn: 30% (+2)

(via @YouGov)
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>>127911195
Change Jaxx for JME lol
Sportz gurl for Dyed hair Art Student
Beaner for Paki
And Whizz Kid for Hipster cuck with Beard.

And there you have, the Momentum shills
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>>127911596

It seems they're basing their model on a high turnout for young people
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>>127911605
McDonnell though...
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>>127911542
This one?
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>>127911544
No, they don't sell it, it's a charge, sold after death. Inheritance tax only payable on the additional proceeds if it's over the threshold.
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>>127911462
>implying brown people outside your country aren't more important than people already in your country
Fucking bigot
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>>127911652
This is the real prediction of voteshare desu

>>127911605
Diane scares me and I loathe that bitch Thornberry
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>>127911124
The message was not about Munchy Boxes you dumb fucking nigger. Tripnonces really are the worst of the worst.
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>>127911498
Oh that reminds me!

https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK
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>>127910901
>Thinking socialists won't increase surveillance
Sort your life out
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>>127911692

It's not just that at all that's just one part of it they are completely fabricating results by "guessing", it's been laughed after by Labour and Tories a like it's a complete joke.
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>>127910954
The UK becomes a third world country homie.
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>>127911542
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>>127910943
see
>>127910101
We have been at an all time low for young voter turnout, this is absolutely going to increase this year.

I think it will be 55%, possibly even pushing to 60%. But it will certainly be over 50%.
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>>127911701
Boring regional capitals are literally all true.
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>>127911692
>>127911822
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>>127911469
Glad the uk military said they would handle your ass. Have fun being cucked leftoid
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>>127911816
To be fair, Corbyn voted against the increased measures.
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>>127911729
Just amusing how yougov, every time, ends up being fuckered as it's website is easily abused but there we go.
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>>127910998
When I went to Charles Kennedy's seat in 2015, ~30% of the SNP voters I spoke to wanted Kennedy to win, but voted SNP anyway
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>>127911562
Pretty sure it's a majority, but not that high.
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>>127911701

>tfw NEET posh northern cunt
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>>127910840
They are neither actual Muslims or fully integrated. I think you need to be more honest and accept that rather than spinning the whole "death cult". The older generation are more peaceful because they were more devout. Children rebel against their parents and seek out extremism. Its just not helpful when there are terrorist cells abroad hoovering them up. If children are valued and given role models they won't have these identity crises.

What this country is going through is its diplomatic humiliation around the world. We are a joke akin to American. If you want to remedy that drop the nationalist politics and come back to your senses.
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>>127911498
>paying to work
He fell for the gym jew
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>>127911249

>the state takes all of your parents assets (but leaves you with £100,000!!!!) to pay for overpriced socialised healthcare and subsidise people who never saved.

No thanks.

It's a labour policy, not a conservative one
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are there actual British nazis in these threads?

you DO remember World War II, right? The Holocaust? Ring any bells?
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young here.
am not voting because tories will win anyway (thats what i wanted)

and none of her policies affect me directley because i live in a social welfare sponge of an area of the uk (norn iron)

we just need someone to guide us through the brexit negotiations properly and as many people have said corgoiym would just bend over spread his cheeks and whisper "please be gentle"
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>>127911701
>Boring regional capital

FUCK OFF LAD WE ARE THE HEART OF THE EAST MIDLANDS
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God that debate earlier was depressing. Gonna watch this a few times to cheer myself up, it usually works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEdh00aZ9s
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>Be me
>Get in from work and about to go to the gym to bench because I haven't been in a while
>Got new trackies and Nike trainers for it
>Just skulling a protein shake with some pre workout and creative mixed in absolutely buzzing for it at the counter in the kitchen
>Turn round and my hot flatmage Vicky is by the door and she's in some tight leggings because she knows I have a thing for them
>"Anonnn, are you going to the gym? Looking muscly"
>"Yeah looking ripped bro" says my cunt gay chink housemate Chang taking the piss
>"Are you doing squats, anon" asks Vicky
>She then turns around and literally does a deep squat right next to me
>Her bum brushes my thighs and she pushes it into me on the way up
>Run out the apartment red in the face to get to the gym
>Hear Vicky giggling
>I've literally told her 30 times now I'm MGTOW. Jesus Christ.

Really getting on my tits now tbqh lads
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>>127912007
Have you read the Quran?
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>>127911925

Sounds like there was mass sign up to YouGov by Momentum.
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>>127912031
There's a cap now
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>>127911701
cheshire mentioned
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>>127909482
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>>127912086
>norn iron
At least go vote DUP/UUP m8
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I really think May could have lost quite a few votes by not attending the debate tonight, was pretty weak
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>>127912051
>implyng
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>>127911701
What does it say under basingstoke?
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>>127912031
Rather than taxpayers subsidising your parents 20 years of dementia care at £1000 a week, and then you inheriting the house? Tories are a low tax party.
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>>127912051
>The Holocaust? Ring any bells

I'm afraid not
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>>127912051
Hello
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>>127912140
shit
not funny at all
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>>127910431
>edge of London so Remainers will be out in full force
Lib Dems are having trouble because of the milkman's LARPing in all of those seats
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>>127912171

Hoping we will go blue completely this time.
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>>127912140
You considered moving? Vicky causes you a lot of trouble it seems. Situation won't improve.
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>>127912051
>are there actual American commies on the internet?

>you DO remember World War II, right? The pogroms? Stalin? Mao? Ring any bells?
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Tonight my 14 year old daughter brought me a Munchy Box. What a lovely suprise. Strange, as I only gave her £10 and that was for bus fare and to pay for the cinema. Maybe one of those nice boys she hangs around with gave her a lift home?
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>>127912140
Thanks for the update lad, if you pork her let us know
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>>127912145
Parts, have the read the bible? Been to a Catholic church whose main message is about the corruption and materialisation plaguing the west? When Muslims do it people lose their nerve when we are just as critical of how vain our culture has became?
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>>127911737
>tfw he has to reply to me as his bait caught no other (You)'s
Anonymongs
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>>127912237
Boring town without new town excuse
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>>127912051
>The Holocaust? Ring any bells?
OY VEY MY GRAND PA PA WAS LITERALLY TURNED INTO A BELL RINGERS ROPE BY GOEBELLS HIMSELF
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>>127911434
>>127911652
>>127911129
I wish we could just fucking ban YouGov in Brit/pol/

The whole system they use is flawed beyond belief. They're not reputable at all and Britain Elects should stop sharing their bullshit.
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>>127910649
You can register online. You can't vote online.
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>>127912222
nah, the audience was basically Momentum, why just spend an hour and half getting abused by literally everyone.
Cameron never debated, look what happened
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>>127908474
JuSt LiKe HiTlEr
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>>127907617

What is Fabian Society?
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>>127912222
>these digits

I'm not sure that being involved in that shit show would've helped anything.
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>>127912376
I'm not a commie. I believe in freedom.

Fuck nazis. I don't need some guy in leather to tell me how to behave. I get enough of that at home.
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>>127912140
You need to work on the endings. Very little left to the imagination, you need the reader to feel some suspense and anticipation. Good effort though m8
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>>127912051
>in which an american furry attempts to educate British posters on their own history
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>>127912473
It is setting the Corbynistas up for a mass suicide on next week though.
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>>127911701
why does it make hertfordshire part of london?
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>>127912222
It was a mess, the audience was stacked, which usually turns people the other way.
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>>127911498
>Paying for an overpriced sweaty shit hole full of normies

Brought a workout bench, bars, good set of weights (150kg) max, set of dumbells for around £500. Beats wasting money on something I could easily do at home. Enjoy never getting the squat rack and having to listen to chad groan everytime he curls.

Also
>Audiobooks
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>>127912541
Aye, you're probably right, I think Nuttall did pretty well but all his arguments were shot down with shit comments and accusations, so I guess the same would of happened to May
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>>127911364
That's a fucking shambles.
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>>127912594
>I get enough of that at home.
Go on...
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>>127909209
It happens to all of them eventually mate
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>>127912007
>Only the peaceful Muslims are real Muslims

Kek you're a caricature

They can't be integrated. It won't work. They cannot possibly love this country like an ethnic Briton, nor should they. We would be better off, and the Muslims would be better off, if we lived in our respective homelands.
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>>127912358
if you exclude runcorn and warrington then yes but otherwise i don't think it will happen.
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>>127912444
>Been to a Catholic church whose main message is about the corruption and materialisation plaguing the west?

Yea. Materialism isn't why Muslims blow shit up and rape.

If ti was I'd be blowing myself up in the name of self sufficiency and anti-consumerism.
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>>127912453
I like you a lot Rimmer, but your image is the fake version
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>>127912089
Where the fuck even is this?

>>127912140
Should get all the archived ones of this together and turn them into a book desu
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>>127910844
22. I've completely fucked up the second year of my university education and possibly my life for the forseeable future because I'd rather keep up with britpol threads than revise
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>>127907575

I want to vote UKIP but I feel like this is going to be a tactical vote for the tories on this one.
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>>127912594
BTFO
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>>127912051
>>127912376
>>127912594
>foxposters
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>>127912220
no real point, as the votes here always get split 5050 because everyones been indoctrinated from a young age to vote towards the party that supports their religion, be they taigs or prods.

northern irish politics are worthless. theres no point.
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>>127911701
>No mention for Lutonistan
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>>127910844
48, it's OK to be honest, I've given up on achieving anything so I can just do what I want.
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>>127912682
So you've spent £500 to not be able to DL or squat properly?
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>>127912484
Okay. Well I'm saying 18-24 turnout will be 55%. Place your bets and I'll put them together and screencap them to BTFO everybody who thinks it won't increase.
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>>127912051
I will never forget the six gorillion shekels
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Reminder
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>>127912682
I wanna get some Olympic bar and weights, 20kilo bar
>>
brit/pol/ should start a clan in OSRS
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>>127912473
Indeed, but it's another avenue to laugh at labour scum.

I live in wales and fuck me, can't even blame Conservatives for most things thanks to devolution and labour policy has fucked everything.

NHS is shit, education is shit, poverty is growing.. all of that under control of the welsh assembly.

Living in England whilst I was in the Army was fucking living the dream compared to this shit. But I bought a house where I wanted to "afford" (aka, not spend too much on a mortgage, got other shit to do with my dollar), and now I'm in this socialist shithole again.

Thank fuck for dual citizenship with australia.
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>>127912785
>>
I've been stressing about these polls all night and trying to rationalise in this thread. I just comforted myself by looking at how appalling YouGov's seat forecast is. I'm still nervous though. Nobody knows anything.
>>
>>127912140
You might actually be gay, not MGTOW. Have you fucked Chang yet?
>>
>>127912849
It's a shame the main non-partisan party is the lib dem tier alliance.
I really seems you'd be better off with the SDLP and UUP in power at stormont, who might actually work together instead of the IRA and UDA's political wings.
>>
>>127913062
>>127913062
>>127913062
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>>127907789
Sauce?
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>>127911343
This is genuinely the most satisfying beer. Far better than drinking with other people.
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>>127913079
I feel like a Hillary supporter 2bh
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>>127912929
Lower, but not by that much. High forties. Meanwhile 70+ is 85%, and there are a lot more of them.
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>>127912713
>divert foreign aid budget to NHS
nothing.
>LETS ABOLISH TRIDENT
rapturous whooping and cheering
>we need to tackle radical Islam
nothing.
>MUH TORIES
howling and mad applause
>working people are concerned about immigration and want it to be lowered.
nothing.
>b-but Jo Cox wasn't killed by a muslim
AUDIENCE ARE BESIDE THEMSELVES WITH EXCITEMENT AND START SHOVING HEADS UP EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES
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>>127911172
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This whole election is a fucking joke. It's like Hillary V Trump except our Hillary is an even more shrill harpy and the competition wants to open the borders rather than close them.

Despite this, I've got no faith in May, what sort of fucking idiot pisses off their own voters in the manifesto? Even Hillary contained her contempt to people who were never going to vote for her anyway. How can people still buy the bullshit she's selling?
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>>127912784
They blow themselves up because they are convinced by other terrorists to do it. I imagine most here would blow themselves up inside Mecca if they were given the chance.
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>>127913219
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/student-south-africa-carjacking-murder-raped-stabbed-strangled-hannah-cornelius-stellenbosch-a7763291.html
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>>127912924
>DL or squat properly?

Drop bar with weights on the floor, deadlift
Granted I don't have a squat rack, but I never squatted when I worked out in a gym.
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>>127908862
Yeah, I don't know why I support a party with just one policy.

Or wait. Do they maybe have a manifesto? Covering things other than Brexit? Golly gosh! Maybe I'll read it.

Mong.
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>>127913190
Same here lad. Imagine the arrogant Corbyn voters on June 9th if I happened - concerned.
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>>127912007
> I think you need to be more honest and accept that rather than spinning the whole "death cult".
t. literal muslim
Nigger immigration is a large reason why we left the EU. Those other problems can wait until after the negotiations are dealt with.
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>>127912444
Forget the quran. The quran doesn't teach you what the religion is. Read Islamic law books because that is what the religion is. Learn that baby fucking is legal in all branches of sunni islam. Get redpilled lad.
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>>127913231
Top kek, spot on
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>>127913190
>I feel like a Hillary supporter 2bh
>implying that shillbots had any self awareness
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>>127913308
Post legs LMAO
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>>127913308
If you're not aiming to DL over 150 kg then there's no point, you've wasted money when £500 would have got you 22 months at a decent gym and the remaining £50 would get you a nice pair of cordless and noise cancelling headphones. Hell, I didn't even hear myself fart whilst doing DL yesterday but everyone else did
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>>127912051
>Do you even remember the hall of cost?

Hitler dindu nuffin and it is obvious the west destroyed the wrong enemy.
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>>127913127
yeah the uup/sdlp could feasibly cooperate and bring help improvve NI instead of just shitting on each others doorsteps like the sinn fein and dup.

but they are booth seen as too accepting to the other side and thats why theyll never get into power
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>>127913247
It's basically Corbyn vs May, but it should be realistically anyone but Corbyn
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>>127912682
Should have got the power rack
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>>127912740
You're in fantasy land, which is the problem with everyone here. The only recent time it has been attempted is in Pakistan/India and Greece Turkey. Fucked both countries up. Muslims here are by British law and tradition now citizens, you cannot change that if you have respect for yourself.

I'm a Catholic and Briton. Considering my Church is universal should I be deported? Its lazy to assume most Muslims don't love this country, ask them.
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>>127913755
>ask them
Taqqiyda.
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>>127913755
I'd be happy to support their deportation. I sincerely don't care. They're not British, and I don't recognise any law marking them as such.

I'm a realist, don't get me wrong here. I've already accepted the country is dead, that we've fallen to the multicultural menace. That's not the point.
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>>127912127
Always sets me up for the day
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>>127912140
I saw what you are trying and it did make me kek a bit
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>>127913755
Muslims are unashamed paedophiles. You talk to them. They are quite open about that at least.
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>>127913247
It's more like Hillary V Bernie really.
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>>127912140
I do enjoy these
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>>127912444
>Been to a Catholic church whose main message is about the corruption and materialisation plaguing the west?

God, if only that were the message anon, I'd go all the time. It isn't, it's "refugees welcome" stuff, every time I go.
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>>127914010

So the corrupt bitch walks it in a rigged ballot? Figures.
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