Brit/pol/: Unbiased BBC Audience Edition

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Fuck Communists

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I'M WITH HER

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As much as anyone can be said to have won that shitshow, Corbyn won
What now fellow Monday club members?

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>Britain: 2021

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After Labour inevitable lose, how many of the shadow cabinet will be stuck on the back benches for the rest of their political career

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BASED PAUL NUTTALL

Vote UKIP

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Not directly political but to bring up the subject of homosexual degneracy in our nation's Capital, a story I recieved from a friend about their time in London:

>Use Grindr to hook up with random nigger chav
>go to his house, there is another VERY petite twink there in the corner out of it
>have a drink of very strong "vodka" (later turns out to be GBH)
>Legs go weak
>thuggish cunt says he'll start with my friend because he is half awake
>whispers in ear about pozzing
>friend headbutts the dude and screams, crawling out of the dude's room and getting his stuff
>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.

Why do I have to be part of such a disgusting fucking community. I wish they fucking did some genuine scientific research into curing homosexuality.

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>debating with plebs

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FIRST FOR CORBYN WILL WIN

>>127902228
Holy fuck. I don't even know where to begin with that.

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>>127902270

>>127902268
Once Corbyn is ousted and labour fix their leadership rules, Diane, Thornberry, Corbyn and McDonnell will be doomed.

>>127902268
Did you watch the 'debate'?

GET YOUR COMPLAINTS IN LADS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/

>The huge left wing bias in the audience during the Election Debate television show was ridiculous. Coming from state media I feel this bias undermines our democracy due to the position and power the BBC has, an investigation and apology before the election are the only acceptable actions!
>I am not one to generally complain about audiences, I believed the audiences during the referendum last year were very fair and I know how passionate both the left and right are having attended a BBC debate last year in person.
>The audience were hugely in favour of all the left wing candidates and were extremely cold and rude to the right, I do not see even a remote chance of this being the case if the audience was genuinely representative.
>Gas the Kikes race war now.

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Will a Corbyn victory lead to a Right-wing renaissance in the arts?

>>127902338
Replace that tombstone with the Cenotaph to make it more accurate.

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ARE NUTT
https://twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585

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>>127902255
Similarity is striking

>>127902285
>>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.
Why didn't he fucking phone the police?

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>Islam is a religion of peace and enriches our society
>but we shouldn't sell arms to the most Islamic country in the middle east

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>When you give her the look

>>127902408
>Abbott gets kicked out of the party and loses her seat
Oh dear god please let it happen.

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>>127902363

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>Anon, you're voting for Jeremy Corbyn, right? Maybe we can go out some time, but first I have to be part of the debate audience.

>>127902285
>Having sex with chavs
>Taking alcohol from a hookup
Your friend should have left as soon as he saw the other bloke wigged out and he should have phoned the cops when he got out
Also
>Not carrying a knife to any even slightly suspicious hookup
Keep your loife get a knoife

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>>127902408
Who will be part of the new shadow cabinet? I can see at least one of the Milibands making a return. Will definitely be Blairite, maybe Tony makes a return?

Who else /hype/ for the torycuck butthurt on election night?

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toffs status: running scared
classcucks status: running scared
ukip status: monster raving looney party-tier

>>127902589
>yes I am
>lol secret ballot voted tory

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>>127902538

>>127902268
All of his cabinet will be with the exception of Keir Starmer.

TORIES ON 3% LEAD IN NEW YOUGOV POLL

>>127902417
No why would I? Are you an undecided voter?

>>127902228
And what makes corbyn a commie? He is a democratic socialist at best.

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>>127902270
Eat your dinner Nuttallkins, it's time for a strong and stable leadership, Nutall can't be allowed to get the nuclear codes.

>>127902664
Damn, you're not kidding.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729

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>>127902474

>>127902616
I can see Liz Kendall, Spear Chukka, Milimeme maybe, Clive Lewis if he keeps his seat. Wes Streeting, Ben Bradshaw similarly to Clive Lewis.

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>>127902645
>communist status: in denial

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/869233083710681088

>Will Young says he has PTSD over how he was treated on Strictly Come Dancing
>PTSD
>Piers disputes this
>gets shit for it

>>127902363
Beauty turned into a skank. Just like Katy Perry.

>>127902537
Going to get the arms from somewhere lad, may as well be British arms
How else are we going to pay for all these bennies?

>>127902536
Left that bit out actually, he gave me a rant saying they were questioning the legitmacy of his claim, and threatened to charge him with assault on an officer.

The dude is a typical lefty intellectual so I'll assume that as his body pumped with adrenaline he tried to be arsey with the Police, and they had none of it.
I also mentioned that he had no right to judge the Police response given he had earlier willingling consumed MCAT.

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>>127902685
even worse.

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>>127902774
Nearly 1k RTs in FIVE minutes. lmao.

>>127902645
>they have to photoshop pics of Corbyn with a Union Jack

actually kekked

>yougov

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>>127902677
No. Just missed your autism in the threads. You did well to miss it. Nuttall mentioned Islamic terrorism and us lot got blamed for Jo Cox. The country's fucked.

>>127902645
CON: 43% (+1) LAB: 33% (-1) LDEM: 11% (+2) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 3% (-1)

http://www.strawpoll.me/13083967

http://www.strawpoll.me/13083967

http://www.strawpoll.me/13083967

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>>127902774

HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT

>>127902774
Labour have literally promised everyone everything, they'll fucking turn us into Greece

>>127902908
(((yougov)))

Just watching the "highlights" of the debate now.

So glad I didn't watch that shit

>it's a london lefty audience clapping contest episode

Lmao no thank you.

Joe Public will look at those lefties and the way Lib Dems, SNP, Labour, Plaid and the Greens all gang up on UKIP and be disgusted.

>>127902835
>>127902608

Apologies for leaving that out.

Blunt objects are better if you can, no charge and less dangerous if turned on you.

>>127902967
Holy fuck

> muh safe space muh oppression
Day of the gulag approaches, Tory scum

>>127902664
>>127902765
>yougov
Hocus pocus tier at this point. Even labour sources are calling them bollocks.

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>Keir Starmer
Why do people like him so much? How did he get a knighthood?

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>>127902685
He made a communist his chancellor.

>>127902803
They will just buy them from somewhere else, why not us?

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>>127902801
>ptsd over strictly come dancing

>>127902774
Happening comrades

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Imagine being a Labour voting, Remainer that wanted Hillary to win on June 9th.

At this point just end it.

>>127902774
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729
>Please be crosby trying to get a good turnout
Please be crosby trying to get a good turnout
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>Please be crosby trying to get a good turnout
Please be crosby trying to get a good turnout

>>127903030
YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>127902993
30 pieces of silver.

https://twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585

kek

>>127902474
> Most replies are pro ARE PAUL

wtf is going on?

>>127902779
Yeah them four plus Hiliary Benn

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>>127902908
>all these lefties hyping Corbyn polls up
it will be great to see the tears when May still gets the massive majority they predicted at the start

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Ready for your new and improved Union flag brit/pol/?
>>127903046
You replied to the wrong person

>>127903005
BBC complaint website crashed for about 20 minutes.

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KEK THEY'RE GETTING THEIR HOPES UP

>>127902908
The cult of Corbyn won;t retweet polls that put them 12 points behind though, 2 weeks ago all the polls were 'fake' according to them

>>127902967
>7hr old poll

lol get with the times granddad

>>127903030
I fucking KNEW he always wanted to stick it to the jews

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>your autism

>>127903102
YouGov is using 80% turnout figures for under 25s

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>>127903190

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>>127903072
>same thing the soldiers who stormed Omaha beach got

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Only 3 points in it now lads
I have a feeling hes going to win it

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>>127902774
Holy shit, I just want to see Tories get btfo now. Just to witness it. It will be amazing.

>>127903044
>director of prosecutions at CPS
did a fucking shit job, resigned from the shadow cabinet, then went back into the shadow cabinet

>>127903227
Even when polls come out at the same time the one showing labour closer is RT'd and the other ignored.
Also there's no way labour is getting 39%. 35% at best.

>>127902657
for you>>127903044

>>127903076
Whoever wrote that in the picture has never stuck his cock in someone wearing a rapex. Knowing that you're going to have to beat someone to death with your cock stuck inside them is the worst feeling.

>trusting polls after trump
ishygddt

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>>127902774
Not surprised desu.

>>127902967
see
>>127902774

Fuck Paul and fuck White people

>>127903340
That's still a hung parliament with the tories the largest party. It's also dogshit.

FUCK

I really hope YouGov's "new model" is a load of bullshit

>>127903340

>Westminster voting intention

As in, voters in the constituency of Westminster?

>>127903326
Can I have a source on that that isn't @election_data?

>>127903217
>>127903227
But why? Miliband was leading in the polls and he ended up losing by 100 seat.

Scared lads I don't think I can handle five years under labour with Emily Thonbury and Diane Abott in cabinet positions.

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>>127902774

How does BBC news manage to alienate EVERYBODY? Find me one group of people that think they're good

>>127903340
It's with the new YouGov methodology that has all sorts of weird calculations that no-one understands.

>>127903394
No idea why people like him but he's a Blairite so is the only one I can see possibly making a return

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>>127903290
>tripfag
>mummy may
>supports Chelsea
>chubby cunt

>>127903326
>>127903483
No that's survation iirc

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>>127903332
>Not using the Fascist Union Jack
>Changing the colours that much

>>127903476
Have you just woken up from a coma or are you joshing?

>>127903476
westminster is a semi-solid tory seat

>>127903470

it is

>>127903436
>yougov

If Labour win I'm not having kids until we get another Tory Government

>>127903290
My therapist told me definitively I was not autistic just narcissistic so jog on you dumb nonce

>>127903340
i still think there'll be another twist yet tho

Fucking YouGov

>>127903470
Con majorities...
Electoral Calculus 98
Fisher et al. combined 100
Nigel Marriott 109
ComRes 100+
Ashcroft Model 142

Yougov Model - hung

>>127903571
That's what I thought too

>>127903391
literally, I can't imagine Corbyn getting almost 5% more votes than Blair did 2005.

>>127903549
Neoliberal "capitalism with a human face" wankers

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>>127903340
And Brit/pol/ will keep denying the Corbyn momentum as he walks into number 10

Why do people even vote for Labor?
You have to be so retarded.

>>127903617
> Not raising kids that will vote Tory back into government

gg cuck

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Who else here is in NEETdom?

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>>127903217
They're doing our memes

Are we losing the meme war?

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>>127902774
THE MADMAN IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT

>>127903704
>Labor

Also, great argument there buddy

>>127903647
Yougov is chatting utter wank. Not sure what they've done to their methodology at all. Maybe just bullshitting it for the media attention?
Reality is >>127903645

>>127903340
based Jeremy

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WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS AGAIN?

>>127903572
>the colors have to be the same forever and ever
the union jack has only been around a few hundred years anyway

>>127902774

I'm not voting and don't really give a shit but it would be pretty hilarious to see the tories lose their own snap election and melt the fuck down

>>127903714
>Implying they will be allowed to have Right Wing views with the amount of Niggers Labour put in they're classroom

>>127903590
Yougov's methodology was the only one that predicted a Leave victory in the EU referendum you pleb.
Their poll results are different from others because they used that experimental methodology for internal polling to see if it worked. After the referendum result they started applying the model to their opinion polls.

>>127903190
DIRECT
RULE
FROM
LONDON

>>127903770
ah fuck

>>127903645
Whichever idiot thought up YouGov's polling methodology this time around is surely getting sacked next Friday.

is mommy may gonna win bongs

>>127903550
The statistics are a mind fuck, I read about them earlier, I think it's a load of horseshit...
and I think Yougov (if online) you can vote once on your PC an once on your phone, wouldn't surprise me if Corbynistas are exploiting this because they're fucking sad

>>127903853
>Yougov's methodology was the only one that predicted a Leave victory in the EU referendum you pleb.
They put out that remain poll on the 23rd of June.
IPSOS and ICM were the most pro-leave pollsters.

>>127903808
>tv show that stopped being good ages ago desperately trying to regain relevance via viral tweeting

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>>127903340

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What's up my niggers

>>127903811
It would be absolutely disastrous for our brexit negotiations you dickhead. Why aren't you voting? Too young?

>>127903808
No one here likes her, she's seen as weak to Trump

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>>127903808
Reddit: the TV show.

>>127903808

Imagine the outrage if the social media of a Russian TV show "interfered" in our politics

>>127903882
A majority, yea. Politically she's going to be off'd

Not even a month ago the tories were set to be close to absolute majority, what the fuck happened and why do people even consider voting for an old demented commie cuck?

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T H R E E

P O I N T S

B E H I N D

Cousin is naming her son Mohammed in the name of diversity lads.

ffs neither she nor her partner is even Muslim.

>>127903882
Yes. The polls are all over the shop with an 11 point spread. They usually underestimate the tories too

>>127903882
>>127903882
Yes

>>127903483
Just checked and it isn't a meme desu. It is bullshit. Check page 14:https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/fpwbs2u7v8/SundayTimesResults_170526_VI_W.pdf

>>127903874
YouGov are going to be even more of a laughing stock

>>127904091
Disown her.

>>127903789
The statistics for their 'hung-parliament' are a mind fuck, as if people want a hung parliament over a government that will sort Brexit

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>>127903808
>show about a literal cuck
>strength

>>127902474
Embarrassing for a politician. Whatever people say about Corbyn he is one of the most measured politicians still serving. I'm not trolling when I say he is closer in the mold of Churchill than any Tory. May would be more likely to hide in a bunker and get her spin doctor to insult German tourists then fight them on the beaches.

I know this is the wrong place to be taking issue with this sort of behaviour but crying about the panel while Corbyn has defended journalists who have given him a tough time is lightyears apart.

>>127903727
I'm a 30 and never worked a day in my life.

It's too late now to get in the workforce.

Wish I had done things differently.

>>127904059
May is an autistic robot, Corbyn is easily the most charismatic political leader we have atm, not that that says much

>>127903810
The union flag is a combination of other, older flags you mongoloid, changing the colours changes the meaning.

>>127904091
>her partner
her partner probably isn't even the father desu

>>127904091

>kid will get beat up by pakis for stealing their name and brits for having a paki name

>>127903947
>They put out that remain poll on the 23rd of June.
Did you even read my post? The model was experimental at the time, they predicted a Leave win but it was only released internally because they were still testing it. The polls that were released to the public by them at the time were using the old model.

>>127904059
Don't know but if he wins you are officially less cucked than us France.

I'm sorry I made fun of Macron now.

>>127903853
>they got that right so that means they'll get this right

That's not how polling works.

>>127903841
CORBYN is against immigration inside, he got called ukip by the lefties in the debate. The problem is that he is pussy whipped by diane abbot, but mabye she has got to fat for corbyn too see as attractive

>YouGov is using the same election model that predicted Brexit

F U C K

>>127903808
I remember when a bunch of anonymongs recommended this shit show.

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Corbykins are really getting their hopes up that they might, makes it all the more delicious when Mummy May btfos Corbyn next week.

>>127903991

Both parties are actively trying to wipe us out demographically. If there's a chance to vote that they all get helicoptered then I'll be interested, until then I'd sooner eat my own arse.

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ordered ten anyone want one lads?

who is this woman on lbc? 2 kids from different dads
literally khs

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>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support Article 50
>Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017
>Corbyn will never support Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never force May to debate
>Corbyn will never breach 50%
>Corbyn will never win the general election
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

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>>127902180
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>>127902232
>>127902243
>>127902255
Reminder that George Osborne was and still is a cokehead

this is the real reason May decided to snip him, Skinner called him out on it back in 2005 yet the tories still put him in government

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0y_K9a8XUQ

Corbyn is the natsoc option and will fight these degenerates

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Did anyone else think the milkman and Corbyn were working together in this debate? It felt like Farron went on the attack while Corbyn could avoid slinging mud at people. Meanwhile, Farron goes quiet when Rudd comes in so Corbyn gets the glory for fighting back the tories.

This can't be a coincidence.

Conservatives: Can run a country
Labour: Allow muslims paedophile rape gangs to operate freely

Gee lads, this one's a tough call

>>127904338

>Corbyn will never make white people a minority in the UK

>>127903789
I work for YouGov, our model is different from other models because we took the young voters at their word as opposed to modelling them based on their turnout in 2015.

This is due to the Brexit effect, and Corbyn energising youngsters

>>127903810
So has the country you faggot

>>127904199
how is it too late?
work for an agency. get some crappy warehouse work.

>>127904125
>only 75% turnout for 65+
>nearly 60% turnout for under 25s
What the fuck is this?

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Just been to buy some Perla and it's gone up like 98p due to brexit you because of you fuckin cunts

Has anyone on here ever actually taken part in a (((poll)))?

>>127904338
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
I'd love to see him try.

Any new polls?

Tories have the lead and will win for sure right?

>>127904125
c-can you translate this into retard language? To me, I don't see any evidence on there of them over-weighting the youth vote. It doesn't seem to say how they weighted it??

>>127904091
Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y

>>127904438
>I work for YouGov,
And my dad works for nintendo

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Oh gee I wonder why May won't debate Corbyn.

It couldn't possibly be because she knows Corbyn's manifesto is far more popular and that she'd be completely embarassed in a 1 to 1 debate. That wouldn't be Strong and Stable™ of her, right?

>>127904387
They oppose each other on Brexit, so I am not sure.

>>127904502
No....that's actually pretty suspicious, come to think of it.

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>>127904423
those were blairites

Corbyn will gulag all of them, see >>127904366

>>127903326
Wouldn't the Green party be leading if that were true.

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>at the end of the day

Anyone else discard the opinion of anyone who says this?

>>127903045
>he has a commie friend therefore he is a commie.

>>127902061
Crowd booed before it even kicked off.
No not the audience.
>The crowd of 'random' public gathered outside.

>>127904438
What about the youngsters not even being bothered to be registered to vote.

I know a girl who shills Labour shit and just found out she can't vote as she's not registered ^_^

>>127904497
Ryj ty kurwa grubasie

>>127904366
>governments are bad but Jeremy is good
>noam chomsky
>expert
my fucking sides lad.
>pic is of mrs doubtfire
hahahahahahaha

>>127904438
>being young and admitting you vote Tory is social suicide

>>127903332
>tfw no "There's no black in the union jack" chants
;(
>>127903340
Those "polls" are as "unbiased" as that audience was.

>>127904423
>Can run a country into the ground

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Fake right

R-right lads?

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACmlP3Cz9E

Based Farron

>>127904252
See >>127904259

>>127904199
I'm not skilled, and I don't enjoy anything. I don't see why I should subject myself to this world for convention. I just wish I was skilled at something; or wanting to be skilled at something specific.

>>127904625
When you put a communist in charge of economic policy then you probably are a communist yourself.

>>127904618

I probably would if I was a posh little cunt

>>127904260
>CORBYN is against immigration
Wrong

>>127904625
That line of argument would be okay IF HE WASN'T MAKING MCDONNELL HIS CHANCELLOR YOU MASSIVE FUCKING RETARD.

>>127902285
>Using Grindr to hook up with niggers
>WHY ARE THEY SO DEGENERATE?

If he does that sort of thing he'll end up pozzed anyway desu, he might as well have let him get on with it

>>127904502
I got phone polled a few days before Brexit.

>>127904513
Me too. Tired of being a cuck country fawning over the talentless inbreds.

>>127904438
I work for Xbox live and I'm gonna hack your account, kiddo.

>>127904758
>>127904625

Abbot will be in charge of MI5. Consider that.

>>127904447
It's humiliating.

>>127904618
At the end of the day I would say that you are probably right.

>>127904273
Yes/No is a easier thing to predict

>>127904366
>Corbyn is the natsoc option

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>>127904497
Zywiec drinker here.

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>>127904502

>>127904689
Why do you want young English girls to be raped?

>>127904791
The tears will be magnificent

>>127904791
>le lord of le rings meme gif
And ignored.

>>127904260

It's because he said that immigrants undercut the wages of British workers (which is a literal fact).

He doesn't care about controlling immigration, just about workers rights

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>>127904812
>republicucks

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>>127904560
Mashallah Comrade

> bet on corbyn to win at odds of 100/1
> Corbyn wins
> Become a millionaire
> Lose 90% to taxes

We really do need a party that fuses Corbyn's socialist policies and UKIP's nationalist policies. Such a party would appeal to Northern voters and more socially conservative Southern voters.

>>127904618
Yes but also disregard the EXTREMELY working class "disgustin" as a catch-all term for anything one finds disagreeable.

And "going forward" in business meetings.

>>127904492
It's bullshit but nowhere near on the scale people on here have been saying
>>127904513
Have you not seen the STATE of the cucks that only support the queen and not /ourguy/ King Charles

>>127902232
Then you're a fucking retard.

>>127904618
at the end of the day, i like a horlicks and a ginger nut

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>>127904366
>Inbred, upper-class degenerates

>>127902774
holy shit BRITAIN YES

>>127904940
And we could call it the National Socialist Party.
That's a bingo!

>>127904935
Gambling isn't taxed

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>>127904857
>not drinking tyskie like a right wredny skurwiel
Are you even trying?

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>>127904791
I thought Lord of the Rings memes were our domain.

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>>127904845

>>127904791
Can't wait for the tears.

>>127902431
They'll send you a standard reply, our audiences are carefully selected blah blah. If you ever listen to Feedback on Radio 4 you know the drill, they never admit to anything. We're being fucked, and paying for the privilege, jail if you don't.

>>127904423
The conservatives let about 2 thousand isis fighters back into Britain you mong. They are 100% responsible for the Manchester bombing. The killer was making frequent trips to Libya without ever getting stopped.

Also the fact there was no drone strike retaliations against Islamic state shows how cowardly the Tory cabinet it. If something like this had happened under Tony Blair he would have dropped a few dozen bombs on desert villages just for the lulz.

I don't know where you people get the idea the Tories invest in our armed forces. Yes Thatcher did a great job fighting for the Falklands, but since 2010 we have a government that boasts of being a global power while not doing anything to fight terror. Fuck even the French sent their troops to rek boko haram in Africa a few years back. What have the Tories done but hold conferences and meeting and then go up to the G7 begging everyone to censor facebook and twitter like a fucking spastic?

>>127904529
see
>>127904492

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>>127904645
Im going to vote for the lib dems now i want my brexit vote back

>>127904857
6% is it?

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>>127904964
Aww, triggered corbykin tears, eat your dinner corbyn.

>>127903991
>Voting for Tory Cyber Police
No thank m8

>>127905037
Not yet but strap in

>>127904897
Why do you assume that a tory government will do anything to reduce immigration when it's increased since the last labour government.

I mean fuck I'm right wing but think civil liberty is worth a bit extra tax per month.

>>127904940
>socially conservative Southern
A few of the poorer london suburbs and costal towns are anti-immigration but most of the south are liberal torys

>>127904956
No.

>>127905059
>unlock means put them on welfare

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>>127904314
>Muzzie May

FTFY

>>127905093
>muslims are raping and blowing up young English girls with nail bombs
>blames the conservatives

You are a public danger

>>127905208
>civil liberty
>labour
They're more authoritarian than the tories

>>127904791

Is the one that has now been completely torn apart?

>>127905059
>And by unlock I mean take the padlock of the channel tunnel maintenance doors at night

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all Mummy May posters to the Gulag

>>127905261
It's 7D chess to gain the trust of pakis, mummy may is smart

>>127905208
>I'm right wing


OUT OUT OUT

>>127904831
you're pathetic

>>127904618
Also

>I turned round and said

This is really common in the north if not elsewhere. It fucking winds me up. Like the entire conversation up to this point was spent facing away from the other person. Also >>127904946 makes some really good suggestions going forward

Do I like Polish people? No, not at all.

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>>127904699
Nope :^)

>>127905379
the torys have had 10 years to do something but why didn't they

Can one of the Corbyn fanboys in this thread please tell me why they believe university education should be free?

>>127902765
Yougov are going all in here, this is make or break for them.

>>127905398
Yes. It's from the hung parliament one where it's predicting independent victories in tory safe seats and 4-46% possible voteshares and other complete hogwash

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>>127905407

>>127904492
It's absolutely plausible.
Pensioners are mad at Theresa May. They won't vote against her, but lots of them will just stay home.
Young people are angry because of Brexit. They understand the result of that referendum would be completely different if they had actually turned out to vote. This time they won't be as complacent.

>>127905398
No this is a new one, considering the state of YouGov though I doubt it's much more reliable

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>>127905439
I doubt she could even win a game of checkers, settle down lad.

>>127904928
That's the size of the Queens brain, she's an idiot apparently. Don't you want to be like strong self serving countries that don't need monarchies to feel adequate?

How can you vote for someone who won't even participate in a debate? It's such an obvious admission of weakness and incompetence, baffling that there are people mindless enough to stand by that.

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Everyone looking forward to based Curtice?

>>127905059
>doesn't mention jews
for the many not the jew

>>127905379
English people are also raping English girls

English people are shooting English politicians

CLEARLY ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE A DANGER

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>>127904791
>good will overcome evil
She thinks commies are the good guys. mfw

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>yfw you realise "For the Many,Not the Few" means "For the rising non whites, not the declining native whites"

AVERAGE BRIT/POL/ POSTER

"Theresa May is putting my intellectual expression at risk by bringing in laws to crack down on Cyber Crime!"

>Shitposts

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>>127902774

>LABOUR SURGE
LABOUR SURGE
>LABOUR SURGE
LABOUR SURGE

>>127905208
Why do you forgive Labour and their councillors for letting a generation of young English girls being raped under their nose?
You have got some serious explaining to do m8.

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-1)
LAB: 39% (+3)
LDEM: 7% (-2)
UKIP: 4% (-)

AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>127905541
This poll is part of what's behind their hung parliament analysis I think

Isn't this the exact same jewgov poll from yesterday?

>>127905530
coz den you dnt av to pay for it, jeez some of you are rly retarded

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>>127905451
You first, the door's over there.

>>127904423
Theresa May: Failed to deport terrorist because she got court date wrong http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/9215451/Qatada-free-in-days-after-May-got-the-date-wrong.html

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>>127905585
>being so insecure about your worth that you desperately try to slander anyone who's clearly above you
w e w
e
w

>>127904699
wtf is yougov doing? They're going to loose what little credibility they have.

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>>127905537
>This time they won't be as complacent.

>>127905439

>Ayyiqat

>>127905735
completely all in

>>127904928
Ah... there won't be a union if you keep that bullshit up. I'm voting Labour to see the end of England. Time to split England up.

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>>127905668

We'll see who's laughing on June 9th

>>127904199
paki detected

>>127905696
>pickelhaube
>nazi salute

>>127905537
Pensioners will now show up because it looks like labour might win.
I feel polls are oversampling keen young people and not the less keen who won't bother.
THE YOUTH VOTE comes up every election and never happens.