Dr. /pol/, I'm CIA.

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More to redpill.

>>127902053
that fuck isnt fooling anyone with the steering wheel

And we will spot those newfags from a mile away

Pissing in an ocean of piss.

>>127902053
>They work for the deity. The frogetta god...
>Kek?!?

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>>127902053
I want my file CIA!

I want to hang it on my fridge please

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>>127902053

So, how is this different than usual?

pretty sure those are us army uniforms

>>127902610

Also this.

>sign up in the army to kill mudslimes
>get assigned to troll media sites on the internet

JUST

Do they get paid just to troll?

Will they hire me?

>>127902668
and if you really piss off the higher ups they make you browse the net with a steering wheel and keyboard combo

>>127902053
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

>>127902867

I've wanted to play World of Warcraft like that for over a decade now.

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Wonder where I'll fall on the threat matrix?

>>127902053
JIDF has been here since the inception of /pol/. CIA is super late to the party

>CIA are Orcposters

Makes sense now

>>127902541
>AYEE

>>127903039
FBI was here though. Now the FBI and CIA may end up trolling each other.

>>127902824
Can confirm you have been hired just keep posting and dont worry we have your details to send money

>>127902345
I know that's you because the steering wheel has no shift keys.

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this is fake news

CIA doesn't waste time on American message boards when they are busy elsewhere on busier websites. Russians are the only ones who waste their time spreading propaganda here and disseminate false information.

A majority of artificial traffic to websites and social media comes from Kremlin-influenced assets and even this community isn't immune to their influence before, during and after the election.

Please don't share that tweet unless you want to propagate false information

>>127903211

so just like they do in real life?

>>127902053
/pol/, where the cia, fbi, jidf, kgb, ctr, isis come to argument with teenagers

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Hahaha, bring it on.

>>127903211
We really should pick a /pol/ approved agency just to do a divide and conquer strategy.

>>127903223
Now, I'm feeling rather lazy.
I think I'll go to sleep now. Anybody else feeling tired? It's getting really late. Time to go to sleep.

>>127902053
we wuz the CIA n shieeet

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>>127902053
>quick private pile, explain why that 5 minute lecture on the culture of /pol/ isn't making you able to blend in to that shit hole, did you remember to post the frog they like in order to gain their trust?

>sign up for the cia
>hope to catch isis members and anarchists
>get put on shitposting duty on a cambodian basket weaving forum
>I slip up and post a stale meme
>project lead punishes me by taking away my keyboard and making me post with a steering wheel

Such is life in the CIA

>>127902053
Did they not teach you at CIA school that dr isn't an abbreviation for dear?

>>127903592
None of that happened they just slipped highly experimental hallucinogenics into your coffee to see what it'd do.

>>127903741

Wait, I can do that for a living?

I do that in the morning by myself just to spice things up.

How funny would it be if /pol/ was able to get the fbi and the cia to investigate each other

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>>127903592
kek

>>127903863
Only if you want to end up in the MKUltra program.

>>127903589
Oh shit, I'd pay to hear a soldier explain memes to a middle-age officer.

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>>127902053
Why are you guys do terrible at your jobs? Have you considered kys? If you're good CIA, send me something in the mail and I'll post an apology on 4chin.
Till then fuck off you larping faggot.

>>127903910
You honestly think we haven't?

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>>127903910
You forgot your Russian proxy, cadet.

>>127902668
>assigned to shitpost on social media

Sounds like my kinda job

I would like my nudes.

thanks
bless

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>>127902053

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>>127904036

Who said I'm not already?

>>127902345
he's trying to turn the tides against kek.

Op is full of shit. If he is real CIA then why is he not glowing in the dark? Its obvious that he is a nigger but without the glow I won't be able to hit him with my car

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>>127902053
>some CIA goon spends an ungodly ammount of paid time on a chinese crochet bbs where politically unhinged recluses endlessly shitpost

best timeline

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>>127903422

Nice try, deep state. Fuck off

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>>127902053
>CIA has to form people to do what we were born in

wew lads

they;ve been doing it for a long time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice
ofc they say they've only been doing outside th US on there

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>>127902053
Give me a job faggots

I'm a MIDF, our organisation is made of two guys in a room who get payed for shitposted on 4chan.
AMA.

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>>127904064
>An officer who has fought in actual wars in charge of a bunch of snotnose shits snatched right out of JROTC who sit at a desk and have to deliver reports to said officer of why is their so much black dick on the front page
>mfw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVd0rlTeQtM

what are the CIA niggers doing

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>>127903937
>sign up for the cia
>hope to catch al-qaeda members and anarchists
>get put on shitposting duty on a Cambodian basket weaving forum
>walk home from work
>get run over by Terry Davis

>>127902053
inb4 ex-cia agent sues american taxpayers for exposing him to racism as part of his job

>>127904685
Is it worth the pay?
Is the work stressful?
Do we ever make you so mad you just want to explode?

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top lel

>but seriously Trump is the fucking President now and why the fuck would we waste taxpayer money on an IC Media Matters?
>surely they can see how fucking worthless and counterproductive Media Matters basically are?

>>127904606
Details of the program[edit]
The US government signed a $2.8 million contract with the Ntrepid web-security company to develop a specialized software, allowing agents of the government to post propaganda on "foreign-language websites".[2]
Main characteristics of the software, as stated in the software development request, are:
50 user "operator" licenses, 10 sockpuppets controllable by each user.[3]
Sockpuppets are to be "replete with background, history, supporting details, and cyber presences that are technically, culturally and geographically consistent". Sockpuppets are to "be able to appear to originate in nearly any part of the world." [3]
A special secure VPN, allowing sockpuppets to appear to be posting from "randomly selected IP addresses," in order to "hide the existence of the operation."[8]
50 static IP addresses to enable government agencies to "manage their persistent online personas," with identities of government and enterprise organizations protected which will allow for different state agents to use the same sockpuppet, and easily switch between different sockpuppets to "look like ordinary users as opposed to one organization."[8]
9 private servers, "based on the geographic area of operations the customer is operating within and which allow a customer's online persona(s) to appear to originate from." These servers should use commercial hosting centers around the world.[8]
Virtual machine environments, deleted after each session termination, to avoid interaction with "any virus, worm, or malicious software."[8]

this is just the shit they are publicly admitting

>>127902053

they're just gonna end up redpilled, there's no escape

i can't escape

>>127902867
>a steering wheel
fucking holy shit

>>127902053
>people get paid to shitpost

What a bunch of jews

>>127902053
i'll teach them they're like little babbies

>>127904249
underrated

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>>127903255

>sent to /pol/ by boss troll the kids
>kids call you a massive faggot
>nevertheless you persist
>start to hate this part of your job
>one day you slip up and make a joke about the Jews
>get quints
>get (you)s
>3 weeks later your jewposting is no longer satire.
>love this part of your job
>begins using government assets to help with 4chan pranks
>boss hears 4chan is getting stronger, assigns more agents to troll with you.
>look over the newfags shoulder
>see his first post
>go to thread and respond to it
> call him a massive faggot

>>127902053
OK all of you show your tits dicks timestamp and badges NOOOOOW!!!

>>127906041
The gift that keeps on giving.

>>127905171

Probably because some plant in the brass told him it was synergy or some kinda buzzword.

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>>127903592

>>127904507
>implying the CIA isnt behind the kek memes

I'm not even surprised

>>127907093

I thought they were just behind tard pepes. CIA why do you toy with my heart?

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>>127902053
stop doing cocaine.

>>127902053
>Posting Russian disinfo
......

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I don't see one jawline in that photo

>>127907093
probably only they can reach faggotry levels of this

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking

>>127906930
Well it obviously wasn't Trump's call. He would understand that this is a waste of money and anyway, most of the "alternative media" is with him
>well, the bits that count anyway

This is some Obama holdovers who are attempting to use large amounts of taxpayer money to push their fucking agenda
>we had 8 years of this and it's going to take a while to root this filth out

It won't work and hopefully Trump can gut this stupid fucking program ASAP

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From Jonestown to Waco - YouTube
Video for cia waco
▶ 26:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4R1g3YT-s

>>127907315
I am happy somebody else noticed this, along with MPB it is now undeniable that food/water source is being poisoned.

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>>127907602

>This is some Obama holdovers who are attempting to use large amounts of taxpayer money to push their fucking agenda

That's what I said, anon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKgXcjn6H0

>>127902668
>get paid to go on /pol/
>know nothing I could say will change this ocean of piss so I'm guiltless
Shit where the fuck do I join up?

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>>127907808
don't take their money anon.

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Instead you need more Apustus.

>>127907315
Damn I noticed this too. CIA is a bunch of beta pedo murders with no jawline.

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Anyway, add me on steam if you wanna play rocket league CIA

>>127908255
And bronies
Don't forget they were outed as bronies.

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Don't give in Anon take a Stand and do what is right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9ngXtRTXk

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>>127907764
OK, well you said "told him"... and there was no other "him" in the context.

But no big deal anon. Have a meme. It's OC

>>127902610
This. I wish I could print out my "to be kept under surveillance" file. Fun thing to show at parties probably

>>127908484

I suppose
>heavily implied
would've been the more apt phrasing.

Cheerio, anon.

>>127902610
>>127903007
this 2bh.

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Get yourself a radio Jammer that'll force them to come chat with you :)

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>>127908558
>>127908809
Do it anon Jam their equipment then ask them to lunch take them to Wendy's

>>127902053
degenerate woman in the front wearing a ring

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>>127902610
Unironically this.
>May 31, 2017, 18:06 - Subject posted the sad frog again, recommend further surveillance.

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>>127902053
OP take this Anon >>127908558
to lunch at wendys

tits/cock badge and timestamp CIA MKUltra faggot

>>127908809
>radio jammers
>legal
You could do all kinds of damage with such a thing in a big city. Basically terrorism levels
>park outside of wall st
>turn on jammer
>hundreds of calls don't get made
>hundreds of computers lose wifi
>economy collapses for an hour
Oy vey, don't tell anyone

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>>127908924
>>127909204
What did he mean by this?

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>>127909187

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPyLXw7f-Y

>>127909376
Gimme money.

>>127902053
>The CIA has its own political agenda

Now that's just fucked up.

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>>127909583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2CDzMtIk0U

>>127909544
No u
1KqwiRvFPC4kQSuswM9AKX2wDg9gBkttuz

>>127902053
I like them fresh and dumb.

The classics have me more figured out already.

>>127909583
their agenda is whatever the kikes tell them it is. cianiggers are mindbroken kike slaves who are so deep in the saturn cult that their holes are eternally prolapsed. cannibalistic pedophile faggots the whole lot of them.

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>>127909985
http://allnewspipeline.com/Social_Media_Giant_PedoGate_Scandal.php

>>127902053
What kind of jrotc learning lab bullshit photo is this? That dudes in an army uniform with sergeants rank on his sleeve when the rank is properly worn on the chest as a smaller neutral colored patch.

>>127902345
I enjoy shit posting while spinning my steering wheel reeeeeeeee

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>>127902053
>glow in the dark cia chinlet

PUSH

>>127902053
>Red Ice TV
nigger, please

>>127902053
Why does one of them have a wheel?

The dude with the steering wheel is the one that hijacks and wrecks cars.

>>127910819
makes sense

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>Come to /pol/ to shitpost
>See picture of yourself using your cool steering wheel
>Decide to click the thread and read
>"Alright, lets see how scared these kids are!"

>"Lol what a bunch of faggots"
>"Praise kek"
>"CIA NIGGERS GET OUT!"
>"Tfw join the CIA to be cool assassin but end up in the Autism Special Handlers Devision"
>"Lol look at his fucking jaw! What a jawlet, I bet he's a fucking virgin"

>Two weeks of this and your insecurities start to come out
>Go to CIA psych
>Get MK ULTRA'd
>Doesn't help
>Go to boss
>Request transfer
>"Johnson, get back your fucking steering wheel you looser."
>Start browsing /r9k/ on the job
>Insecurities get worse
>Find out you're also a manlet
>And a dicklet
>Wife leaves you because you get erectile dysfunction from all the "Lol if you aren't 11 inchs then girls won't even feel you"
>Confidence shot
>Quit job to live the NEET life as other robots suggested
>Become a 350, 40 old, ex CIA NEET
>Such is life in the CIA

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They will be converted.

>>127902053

>Trump actually working with Russians puts CIA on /pol/ to shitpost/"infiltrate"
>CIA becomes meme-obsessed organization
>ignores actual work in favor of promoting rare pepes and shitposting

Best timeline of all timelines.

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>yfw the entire new cia generation will get redpilled

>>127902628

Thats a big studio

>>127902610
Same here

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>>127910819
His name was Michael Hastings.

>>127902345
What hell?

What's the play here?

>>127911046
great post <3

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>>127906041

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>>127911046

>>127903422
>t. CIA

>>127911258
U U U U

>>127903422
How did you type that with a steering wheel?

>>127904985
Hey Rabbi
What are you posting there?

>>127910181

neat. sounds like a lot of work.

>>127909764

aww shit

>>127903007
spurdo posting falls under unknown territory due to finn origins and nobody really knows what goes on there except that the ground is composed entirely of dead slavs.

>>127902215
And this is how the world ends.
Not with a bang
But with a
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>127904985
Keep your chin up

>>127902345
Obvious Forza false flag upcoming. Fuck that shit. I'm downloading all the DLC and requesting designers increase terrorist fear level to red.

>>127902053
CIA niggers glow in the dark

>>127902053
>telling people that you're gonna Jew them beferehand
wew lad, this is some 8 dimensional Parcheesi right here
either they're gonna break down or we're going to to collapse into shill induced paranoia, which one will it be /pol/?

>>127912956
operation gondola wish. spurdo is a ayyy lmao 2bh

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>>127910819
Well now you can

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>>127911046
Sounds like the perfect job

>>127902867
>>127902987
There's a paralyzed guy that plays WoW with his tongue. https://www.twitch tv/videos/144980937

Hello fellow alt-righters!

Hehe fuck the jews, am I right guys?

So any plans in upcoming months for any meet up or activity that could result in vandalism or hate crime of some sort?

Oh fuck CIA!Those guys suck so hard rotflmao

>>127902053
>that nose
>that chin
>that hair
>those cheeks
This is the most cucked face I've ever seen.

>>127902053
Dlvr.it link goes to malware site. Nice try.

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>>127906041
>look over the newfags shoulder
>see his first post
>go to thread and respond to it
> call him a massive faggot

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

>>127903211
That's over half of everything that happens here anon.

>>127902345
Thaz muh low ryder, esa. I'm crusin thru the cyber streets lookin to pop a cap, holmes.

The fuck is Wheelie on the left going to do, drift on 4chan?

>>127902053
>>127902053
Oh that explains the flood of shills lately.

>>127902053
>CIA
>Flag
>Pic related
>soldiers, not CIA
Shit bait

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>Fellow co-workers I did it, I posted a meme. I'm one of them. We're the shitposters now.

>>127902610
This please ask csis for mine please

>>127914629
Probably explains, they must have got the security clearance to say "Nigger" on the internet

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>>127902053
Sup, FBI here.

>You infiltrated their ranks yet Johnson?
>Sir, yes sir! Board /pol/ on 4chan infilitrated sir!
>Excellent, any progress?
>No sir! i am still, to quote, "dumb faggot desu" sir!
>Tough crowd...huh.Permission to use "nigger".
>Yes sir!

>>127902375
They have lurked for years in preparation for this moment, recruiting the top-tier shit posters to train their operatives. I'm afraid we're fighting a losing battle.

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>>127915251
>Permission to use "nigger".
These people's career is a fucking meme.

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The stench
of the CIA

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>>127911046

>tfw manlet

Kill me sempai.

My confidence hasn't recovered since.

>>127902053
>"Yeah man, i joined the military, im the TITS"
>And what do you do?
>"I... just.. emm.. gather intelligence! No easy job!"

They came here to brainwash us, and /pol/ wound up brainwashing them.

>>127905302
>"hide the existence of the operation."
well that worked out nicely...

>>127916407
>So what do you do?
>I...umm...I make threads about black cock.

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>>127916194
There's a very painful truth to my post. I'm sorry bro, we're all gonna make it.

>>127902345
>not trolling with a steering wheel
pleb

>>127902053
Yeah, that will surely work.

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>>127911046

damn

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>>127902053

>>127902053
Let them come. They will get redpilled like everyone else that enters.

>t. former leftist troll who got turned

>>127902053

so they suicide themselves in 80 days. is this a problem? win/win, mate.

>>127902053
>T-That's right. Seth Rich was just a troll. Y-You can stop looking into it now.

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>>127905302

>>127902053

Look at all those soft numales. Sloppy sloppy sloppy.

God damn piece of shit CIA niggers glow in the dark.
Fucking faggot. Next time I'll teach you to pull the trigger.

>>127918340
>CIA niggers glow in the dark

Underrated reference

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>>127909187
>recommend further surveillance.

>>127904635
>he shitposts for free
wew

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>>127911046
Nice work, Agent. You're going to blend in just fine.

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Ohhhh threat matrix time?

>>127902053
Those chins lmfao 0 test

>>127902610
Me too, cough it up cia niggers

>>127915593
>we are fighting a losing battle
yeah cause /pol/ lost SO many battles lately. /pol/ is stronger than ever. dont be a massive faggot

I really feel sorry for any intelligence analyst trying to make sense of this place. Welcome CIA, get comfy and enjoy your red pills.

>>127921260
It is our duty to redpill them on the JQ.

>>127915593
t. military shill

fuck shills of all colours and creeds
fuck manipulation

this explains why there was such a massive butthurt years ago, must have been some literal boomer military faggot that was pissed off this american owned (at that point) imageboard had people that were talking negatively of america and its culture

so thats literal JIDF, muslims, russian shills, american military shills, american three letter agency bots and shills, corporate shills / marketers etc

I wonder how many of us are actual humans

>>127921365
Shills are human too desu

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>>127902053
CIA newfags, FBI and ATF have been here since 2010

>>127921509
kek yeah I guess you're right, was working off bots as a foundation there

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>>127903211
Kek I hope so alphabet soup bantz have potential to be epic

>>127921602
And RCMP. Don't forget about the fucking leafs.

>>127906041
10/10

>be CIA
>work for months on /pol/ gaining intel
>think you got this place figured out
>discord chat
>the time had come, suggest meetup
>go to location, time to get real intel on Anonymous
>people start showing up
>they're all guys you know from the office
>fuck

>>127902053
>Red Ice TV
Lmao

Trumpcucks will believe it anyway

>>127902053

Proof or GTFO

>>127902053
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

HE WAS MURDERED FOR FINDING FALSE POLLING STATIONS TO TIP THE SCALE FROM BERNIE AND FORTIFY HILLARY

HANG HILLARY , HANG THE DNC

>>127902053
Why is there a steering wheel in that picture?

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>>127902867
literally tears in my eyes

>>127922577
He's gotta troll fast.

>>127903432
We are that strong anon.

>>127922153
what you don't like redice are you some kindof faggmaster?
>Dave Rubin theme music plays

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>>127906041
I would pay good money to see this happen just once

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>post pictures of smug teenage 2D jap girls with ignorant ad hominem responses on a Laotian hieroglyph rendezvous
>HAHA THAT'LL SHOW EM
>mfw

CIA pls give me your analysis on my long term shitppsting

>mfw CIA agents get redpilled by coming here and they go rough

kek wills it

>>127923637
>they go rough
>go rough
>rough
I miss Rome.

>>127923008
It's fake news

I hope the CIA faggots lurk some months before posting

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>>127902053
So THAT'S why the shills are still around..
Lads fuck right off, look at The Way The Overton Window Is Swinging.
You can't fight this, CIA.
You can't stop a Zeitgeist Mid-way.

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>>127922071


>>people start showing up
>>they're...

blacks, chinks, beta manlet closet fags
and brittany venti of course

Oh Red Ice TV, you so silly.

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>>127915593
Don't worry we'll sniff them out for you. No one out-shitposts us. LEAF DIVISION READY FOR SERVICE SIR!

>>127923877
oh ya definitely. That kind of stuff doesn't happen in the real world XDDD

>>127903499
Kelly says it's fbi

>>127902867
Mein sides

>SIR THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
>What is the situation agent
>T-THEY ARE POSTING ACTUAL POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS AGAIN
>dear god....create 400 more Blacked threads!
>I TRIED SIR, BUT THEY JUST GO INTO DISCUSSING RACE POLITICS IN THOSE
>Have you tried calling them Reddit?
>THEY HAVE BEGUN TO IGNORE THOSE POST A-
>SIR, I NEED BACKUP, IT'S ANOTHER FROG-CULTIST


I imagine it is like this everyday in the Special Shitposting Division of the CIA

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***Hi CIA***

>be me...
>be pretty woke... seen enough shit to know how the world works... I guess "redpilled" applies...
>know some redpilled writers, animators, editors, and sound guys...
>team up, make a redpilled news commentary show starring the ADL's favorite lovable hate-symbol.
>realize posting the show on any platform that is tracable to us is career suicide... or maybe regular suicide... hard to tell... The momentum of (((nations))) seems to flatten anyone standing in the way...
>decide to distribute show the anon way... seems true to the spirit of the plagueOfFrogs.jpg
>so here it is... Not sure how long the file will stay up. Host says 7 days-- the magic number...

further instructions at: we (dot) tl (slash) IIAEFh9BLf

‘If there is hope,’ wrote Winston, ‘it lies in redpilling the normies.’

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>>127923008

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>>127924360
he's an alright gay

>>127902053
Which side are they on?

>>127924074
>oh ya definitely. That kind of stuff doesn't happen in the real world XDDD
I didn't say it doesn't happen

I've said that it's fake news

Low IQ right wing trolls lack morals and principles, so I guess you don't see anything wrong with lying

>>127904685
Do you find yourself coming to pol when you're not "working"?

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>>127902628
CIA merely adapted to the memes, I was born with them.

>>127902053
Why did they use a picture of AIT soldiers?

>>127902053
CIA isn't military

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>>127906041
Kekd so fucking hard.

>>127925824
They operate on the black budget. (Not to be confused with welfare)

>>127902053
>government takes money from own citizens and uses it to influence public opinion by suppressing alternative media outlets

Does that mean it's time to stop paying taxes?

yay my tax dollars at work ...keeping the nation safe.. from memes?

>>127913531
I play rocket league, gta, overwatch actually ps4 in general with one hand. But playing wow with your tongue.impressive!

>>127924350
just put it on youtube nigger. Use a vpn and a fake account if you're worried.

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>>127906041

>>127927371
What are you doing with the other?

>>127927371
>>127927723
But seriously, what happened?

>>127902053
we will slowly turn them all to becoming one of us.

>>127902053
We JIDF now

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>>127915593
>tfw thats was cicada 3301 was all about

>>127902345
>he doesnt browse at the steering wheel

Absolutely Pedestrian.

>>127927903
Implying they didn't turn you into why you are now

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>>127902053
They're mad at the high support levels for Dr. President Trump on this board. Deep state cocksuckers can't handle it.

>>127926248
My side's left orbit
Underrated

>>127907471
they've graduated to opiates.
apparently it's time for whitey to feel the pain for a decade or two.

>>127927723
>the other?
What other?
>>127927803
Long story short. Don't be a drunken asshole on train tracks

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>>127902053

Why are they all chinlets?

So many people here do that shit for free and better already, just to get (you)s. It will hardly be noticeable, and they will most likely become one of us.

>>127928833
Post stump

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>>127924360
lol

>>127902053
Em. You don't get to bring newfags.

>>127924350
Do you realise...
When you talk like this...
It's not mysterious or interesting...
Just irritating and difficult to read...

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>>127924707
oh look it's mr moral man from mexico.

>>127927371
whats wrong with your other hand if you don't mind me asking?

>>127902053
>implying the kike-I-A isn't already doing this
>implying it isn't making us and them more hard right 1488

>>127902668
>the army is the CIA

this board sucks desu

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>>127902053
>pissing in an ocean of piss
>more fresh souls to redpill

It's like they want us to win

>>127929625
Mr. Morales is more like it

>>127902053

>wearing camo while shilling
>using steering wheel to shitpost

lel, worse than hackers with ski mask

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>>127903007
Have this horribly inaccurate and outdated chart to find out!

CIA give me a job
I've had every thread I made get saged for the past 5 years.

>>127915593
Oh hey CIA. Glad to see all that training paid off yea? Tell me how does soros dick feel in your ass?

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>>127902053
That CIA nigger is so good he's doing multi track shitposting.

>>127902345

>Bout ta slide these Seth Rich threads like skrrrt skrrrt!

>>127930432
oh fuck i haven't laughed like this in a while
thanks for the pic

>>127902345
>current year
>not using a steering wheel while shitposting

>>127922577
drive-by shitposting

>>127930432
im too far gone man

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>>127906041
Here is your (You) that was a good hearty kek.

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Everyone here would kill for that job.

Government pension and benefits to shitpost professionally...

Fuck man, they're literally living the dream.

>>127902053

third one back a downy?

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CIA, I"m CIA

>>127906041
have a (You), CIA

>>127930432
>jaded outcast

>>127902518
in an attempt to piss off a bunch of pissheads with a piss fetish. best of luck, boys!

>>127913893
Can't tell if you are an actual shill or if your shitposting just for fun.

>>127931780
Look at this fucking faggot, get fucked you piece of shit. Anyone with any real hacking skills is not loaning themselves out to the fucking government double so after the shit they've pulled over the last 10 years.
Sure, our little group of faggots is good but they aren't black hat hacker group good and they are fucking worthless at holding onto their tools.
Fuck the US government in regards to the IC and the alphabets that should be reined the fuck in. Might as well start your own black hat group the US government operates like the bad guys, hording zero days and not disclosing vulnerabilities

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>>127909764
sauce on video?

>>127902215
man the fedora tipping beta orbiters here who makes somthing this cringe

>>127902053

Everyone who comes here, everyone, eventually becomes one of us. Now we'll just have people on the inside

>>127902053
>CIA
>Posts picture of army AIT
Fucking hell.
Get it together reddit.

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>>127902053
hmm

>>127903211
>Any United States related history since the 60s

>>127934020
>the 2016 election

>>127930432
>fallen
>hidden messages
I merged .rars filled with pony images with peles and Trump .pngs


You may have a hidden pony on your PC.

>>127928098
Clever

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>>127906041

>so the, uh, frog that's, uh, shitting blood on the white man, represents, uh... one second, sir, i need to check my notes. apparently it's a "poo poo pee pee pay-pay". yes, sir. yes, very disturbing.

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>>127934770
Have a you, made me chuckle.

>>127902824
are you kidding? they don't trust us.

>>127931780
living the dream?

no one here respects any cunt that's a shill especially if your a government agent that is pushing globalism.
fuck those losers what kind of a man working in the military gets a job shilling for open borders and covering up domestic terrorism from muslims
fucking disgusting bunch of soft cunts

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>>127930432
>unconscious shitposting

>>127904985
Is it possible to live a happy life with no chin?

Seriously this is the worst deformity and it's not even a deformity

>>127902053
All of you faggots aren't even real.
https://youtu.be/FjKfbCESSCY

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>>127934770
thank you for this lol

>>127903422
Serious question:
Do you get benefits or is it contract?

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>>127922071

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>>127906041

>>127902053
Haven't they been doing this already though?

>>127923877
Fuck the right off, cuck

>>127935285
i think its an over bite i new a few blokes with them new a girl aswell but she got it fixed they have to break your jaw move it forward and rewire it

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>>127902610
This. I want to know if they have a record of how much I post this

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>>127903592
fuckin ROLLIN