Just found out that the hot girl at work is on /pol/. What do?

>>127898965
Next time you see her say: "Hey newfriend."

>>127898965
Talk to her?

>>127898965
All those cosmetics and a strange tube of prescription creme on the table. Use caution OP.

>>127898965
call her a fag

>>127899151
or a fag

>>127898965
tell her she activates your almonds

>>127899316
Pic actually not related

>>127899326
i like your style

>>127898965
ASK HER IF SHE IS BASED DUDE KEK!! LUL KEKISTAN!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA #edgy

>>127898965

Introduce yourself and ask her out?

Why is this so fucking hard

>>127899476
She's 10-15 years older than me

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make her a cake

>>127898965
just fucking ask if she wants to have dinner with you, hey cock locker, want to have dinner sometime

Bump for more ideas

Walk up to her and say "muh dick"

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Ask her when society is going to praise kek, take the real red pill, and realize democrats are actually the racists

>>127899151
roll

wash the spaghetti out of your pockets, and chat her up. Then ask her what she does for fun. She will know right then you're trying to bone her. If she responds in a positive manner, ask her if she wants to go out sometime.

>>127902567
Murdoch?

Just start talking politics with her and subtly let her know that you lean right.

tell her to gtfo and stay out.

tits or gtfo newfriend

also,
>b

>>127899561
how old are you?
also what do you do?

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(((tinder)))

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TITS OR GTFO OF MY CUBICLE ROASTIE WHORE GTFO GTFO GTFO OUT OUT OUUUUTTT REE REEEE REEEEEEEE

>>127898965
I'll show that bitch my death squats
Bitches love right wing death squats.

Go up to her, stutter a few words and then run away screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>127899561
>op is 16 kek

she's 18 you dummy

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>>127898965
>pretty smart
>hoe slut taking a pic in front of 'makeup altar'
How fucked up can you be, Burger?

>>127902738


Murdoch.... Murdoch?

>>127903187
Anon, HR wants to have a talk with you about workplace appropriate behavior.

>>127903204
You fucking idiots, the picture is not related

>>127903012
19
Finance

>>127903226
read OP's post again and then again to make sure you read it properly

>>127903226
Again, pic is not related

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>>127903895

she's JIDF

>>127898965

if she's posting here, anon, then "she" probably has a penis.

Call her a nigger. That's how I met my wife.

>>127903895
how long have you known her?
are you friends?

ask her to gas the kikes and start a race war instantly

>>127898965
She's making money posting for ShareBlue, sorry.

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>>127898965

ask her if she's /ourgirl/?

>>127898965
Marry her.

>>127903895
also how did you find out

>>127898965
Your asking this question to a bunch of guys that spend hours of their free time daily on a lowbrow forum complaining about immigrants and the apparent state of white women in the West. This is not site, and certainly not the board, to be seeking dating advice from. Want advice from this virgin? Do what ever you feel/think is the right way to go about this and see what happens, worst case scenario she will be incredibly disgusted and will probably talk about the incident on the female equivalent of 4chan and will post images of you pulled from Facebook and for the next decade your face will be posted as a reaction image when people globally want pictures of an awkward creepy guy. Best case scenario she becomes your loving companion for life with whom you're perfectly compatible.

>>127898965
>Imblying she not here for CTR

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>>127904006
>>127903903

I feel so stupid and ashamed I need to leave for some time.

>>127898965
>Pic not related
i unno mate. Hook up and do the kinds of wholesome things /pol/ always bangs on about.

>>127903012
>>127904312
>>127904672
there she is

>>127898965

Just walk up to her and say SHADILAY

>>127904312
A few weeks
Not really

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>>127898965
Faggot it's not hard.

Drop some subtle memey type references and see if she picks up.

>>127899326
unironically this

>>127898965
Don't ask /pol/, for starters...

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>>127898965
lol. bulge in pants. too much makeup on counter
tranny for sure
enjoy aids faggot.
ask her to poz your neg hole

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>>127899326
This

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Who wants to bet this "hot girl" is a poo?

>>127905213
FUCKING idiot, pic is not related for the last time

>>127904929
The roach is right

>>127905030
>accidentally bump into her or something
>"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

How did you even find out?

Take a grumpy dump on her desk.

>>127905772
Saw the tab on her computer

Ey girl u wanna save the white race?

>>127898965
Show her your /pol/. ;)

>>127905844
She's right here>>127904672

Write a note that says
"WE WUZ"

Tell her to finish the quote. If she says Kangz get married tomorrow.

>>127904672
suck his cock in the bathroom on your break

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>>127905918
Gotcha

>>127903075
Fat fat fatty

>>127898965
cum on her leg then she's yours legally

what state are u in btw

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>>127906366
Stop saving rare flags.

>>127898965
Start playing shadilay while you work and see what her reaction is.

>>127906570
NY NJ CT tri-state area

>>127904312
STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR CAREER AND HAVE CHILDREN, YOUR FERTILITY DECLINES RAPIDLY AFTER 30

>>127906770
tfw no /pol/tard qts in the south

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