Brit/pol/: Mission Accomplished Edition

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THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

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>>127894737

So are we voting for Corbyn lads?

Predictions on how the debate will affect polls?

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FIRST FOR BASED CORBYN

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Teresa May BTFO of the building

REVOLUTION WHEN?

>>127894875
no.

Fuck. Off. Momentum.

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here we
here we
here we fucking go lads

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>>127894875
No other leaders turned up

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>>127894812

I demand more gifs nao
this election has been memetically lacking until today

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>that debate
>that audience

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>>127894875
Yea

>>127894875
muh money tree

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What the hell did the mean with this?

>>127895127
>it's ndrreiiyg

>>127895155
LAD

Only Rudd shook hands with Nuttall. Apparently IRA murderers are OK with Corbyn but not evil waycist UKIPers.

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So what are odds on old Amber becoming Prime-minister in the next 5 years?

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>>127894875
Naturally, other choices are total shit.

>>127895325
Go back to lefty/pol/

>>127895155
>You will not be able to pass your house on, because you may have to sell it in order to pay for your social care costs

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This cuck called general_mittenz on twitch just told me that I'm a nazi cunt for not voting for Corbyn

Why are Americans so stupid? his cunt wife also kept banning me when remaking accounts baka

>>127895281
So glad they're on the wrong side of history

>>127895440
>because all the regular /pol/ choices are good
It's either Con's "Let the government control the internet" or UKIP's "We have no reason to exist"

>>127895281
IRA were freedom fighters lad.

>>127895155
God this fucking cuck... brought emotions to a debate like the little bitch that he is.
>m-muh Islam hero
God I hope he gets culturally enriched in the hell he seeks to bring about.

>>127895526
>watching middle aged faggots play video games
Don't you think its about time you get a life anon?

>>127895681
I hate all of them, but that is a lefty/pol/ meme. With this corbyn shilling I have a feeling that leftybritpol is trying to raid brit/pol/.

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>>127894665

Was the Tory/MI5 coup attempt unsuccessful?

>>127895440
>implying anyone goes on leftypol
>implying anyone goes on cripplechan

Alright lads, I'm going to call in in about 10 minutes or so.

I'll say my name's Abdul in order to get on.

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White People will be erased off the UK in a 100 years

>>127896016
So you're going to say your own name? Fuck out of my country you muz

>>127896016
speak in "Multicultural London English", and then say you'll vote Labour so that Islam can dominate the world. That'll scare normies further right.

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>there are people in this very thread who will waste there time voting

>>127896253
I'll be "Abdul from Rochdale"

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>>127895281

Would the Queen shake Nuttall's hand though?

Based caller

>>127896329
kek. Good luck. Half way through say

>Shut the fuck up you little slag or I'll stab your dad

See if you get arrested.

>>127895887
This was just posted on leftybritpol:
>"half chan thread on the debate: (link to thread)"

so there are most likely anarchist gimps iit.

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>>127895281
All alone.

>>127896658
leftypol/res/1586156.html#q1721599

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>>127895281
Or Prince Charlie?

>>127896658
and?

are you scared by other political beliefs? do you need a safe space? stop being such a poofter

>>127896886
no, but corbyn shills can fuck off to leftypol just as the May shills can fuck off to Reddit.

Any lads got a link to vid of the debate?

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>>127894875

Indeed we are, by default.

>>127896719
all around me...

>>127894665
British snowflakes melting in the heat...
>his summery...get used to it, a couples of storms to come yet lads...

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>>127895681

>Cucks on here unironically voting to be censored by nanny gubment

The absolute state of Britpol

Wow, the Corbyn shills have really been ruining brit/pol/ the last few days.

>>127894665
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY [Embed]

These people will dig our countries grave.

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>>127895325

Does the incoming PM still need the anointment of The Sun is the big question.

>>127897628
This was always a majority Socialist country though, and Labour were a powerhouse not too long ago so the whole Corbyn surge isn't too unrealistic.

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>>127897895

Very true. 2017 could be the new 1945.

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>Voting ends
>Results coming in
>England has Tories and Labour neck and neck
>In Wales and Northern Ireland it's the same story
>Looking like a hung parliament
>Sturgeon makes the call to Corbyn winning him over with her love for "doctors and nurses"
>Corbyn agrees to coalition
>SCREECHING
>NOT SO FAST
>its pic related
>Scottish Conservative make enough gains to give Tories a majority.
Will Scotland be loved or hated with this outcome

LBC is engaged apparently?

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>>127894665
So Labour has already won, right?

It's going to be a hung parliament, we know this now, and Greens, SNP, Lib Dems and any other small party bar UKIP will ally with Labour over Cons. Its fucking over.

LADS LBC ARE GONNA CALL ME BACK. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY??

>>127898696
Ah Ron Paul images, takes me back.

>>127897895
>This was always a majority Socialist country though

The post-war consensus ended in the 1970s, faggot. This is no longer a country fit for heroes.

>>127895155
>le attempted jokes man

>Brit/pol/ is unironically voting for more shitskin immigration

i'm lmaoing @ ur lives

>labour candidate is a paki muslim
>conservative candidate is a kike
>ukip candidate is a british bus driver
know who im voting for lads

>>127898826
Say nigger on air, will get you in trouble with the police and they'll probably bleep it out anyway but it will be funny.

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Not directoy political but to bring up the subject of homosexual degneracy in our nation's Capital, a story I recieved from a friend about their time in London:

>Use Grindr to hook up with random nigger chav
>go to his house, there is another VERY petite twink there in the corner out of it
>have a drink of very strong "vodka" (later turns out to be GBH)
>Legs go weak
>thuggish cunt says he'll start with my friend because he is half awake
>whispers in ear about pozzing
>friend headbutts the dude and screams, crawling out of the dude's room and getting his stuff
>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.

Why do I have to be part of such a disgusting fucking community. I wish they fucking did some genuine scientific research into curing homosexuality.

>>127898392
except it is
https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/labour-support-just-13-per-cent-among-uk-jews-1.439325

THE JEWS WANT TORIES TO WIN

WE'RE DOOMOED LADS

>>127898826
pretend to be retarded

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Here's Emily from tonight.

Barging into a BBC Interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoTy2JRQavA

On Sky shortly afterwards (scroll back):

http://news.sky.com/watch-live

Interviewed again by the BBC:

https://twitter.com/James4Labour/status/869960634632425475

Blotto.

>>127898826
raheem kassam would not be called fascist as he;s an exmuslim for what paul nutall said

>>127898826
No one called out Sturgeon not appearing, people booing "Radical Islam" from Paul Nuttal despite being an empirical fact.

>>127898973
Jews always vote Tory, they voted for Brexit too.

>>127896719
Fuck me that's sad

>>127898826
>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY??

kekistan

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>>127894875
Hey Momentu- lads!

The guy on LBC has a good point

>70% of the British population support nuclear weapons

CAROLINE LUCAS - "LET'S ABOLISH TRIDENT"

Majority of the audience goes fucking insane with applauding and cheering

>>127898826
Nigel farage, what do you think about jews being overepsented in the media? Do you think this is linked to the bbc biases?

>>127898826
Praise Nige

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>>127898696
>It's going to be a hung parliament, we know this now, and Greens, SNP, Lib Dems and any other small party bar UKIP will ally with Labour over Cons. Its fucking over.

COALITION OF CHAOS NOW!

https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/869908350019829760

S T R O N G
T
A
B
L
E

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>voting for this man not once, not twice, but three times

>>127898856
Blairites were socialist too, please don't insult me.

>>127894875
Yes

>>127894665
Test

>>127894875
yes we are

jez we can save our internet

>>127896719
the same happened to Trump in the US Election debates

>>127895125
This is so accurate I'm dying inside

>>127899238
best PM we've ever had look at the shambles since

>>127896886
Go Back to >>>/leftypol/ Subhuman

YOU KNOW WHY
https://ofcomforms.secure.force.com/formentry/SitesFormBBCStandardsComplaints
>YOU KNOW WHY
https://ofcomforms.secure.force.com/formentry/SitesFormBBCStandardsComplaints
YOU KNOW WHY
https://ofcomforms.secure.force.com/formentry/SitesFormBBCStandardsComplaints

>>127898973
>sikhs
>jews
so groups with higher average iq and income don't support a socialist?

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>>127894875
Yes because I want my uni gibs

>B-but 26% corp tax how will we survive!??!
>M-muh immigration even though the tories have increased it high than under labour

Fuck off

it's useless anyway as im in a safe tory seat but I'll send off another vote for red Jez just as a big fuck you to the torybots like May/Rudd

Funny how /britpol/ has abandoned UKIP and gone full shill for the tories this election, you were all foaming at the mouth over Mays brexit campaign only last year calling her a globalist EU shill.

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>>127898826
Does he think Labour will do a deal with SNP despite that meaning it will mean support for the splitting up of the Union and given that fact does it show that Corbyn still holds the values he did in the 80's and 90's where he wanted to end the United Kingdom

>>127894875

yep.

>muh bennies
>muh internet privacy
>muh nationilsed infrastructure and NHS

>>127899170
>SNP want to abolish them
>Plaid whatever their names are want to abolish them.
>Greens want to abolish them
>cult of Corbyn want to abolish them
what did you expect from a stacked audience of leftists?

>>127895526
No Nazi would ever spend time watching fat middle aged retards play video games marketted to young teenagers, idiot

How long until the one genuine corbyn shill realises that every other "labour voter" is fucking with him?

Lads, I think Manchester just got pissed off an evolved.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godmanchester

>YouGov poll warns us of a chaotic coalition, making the British public fear some sort of unholy alliance
>the appalling debate the next day enforces the idea that a coalition could happen and that it would, indeed, be chaotic

Tory gains voters?

>>127899314
>HUEmonkey Calling anyone subhuman

>>127899301
And Farage in 2015

>>127899449
>lib dem press office

>>127899519
Brazil is more white than the UK Paki

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From the political editor of the New Statesman

The New fucking Statesman

>>127896016
>calling this late
idiot

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Who is the worst UK presenter? Is it Stacey Dooley? She sounds like a less-sweary version of John Terry's mum, but with similar intelligence.

>>127899463
In what world would the BBC not want the torys to win? Are you fuck mad son

>this caller, Corbyn was a blundering mess
>this guy right now
>B A S E D 20 year old
kek

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plz noo regulated internet may

>>127899463

>what did you expect from a stacked audience of leftists?

The BBC claimed it was demographically and politically representative of the country

>mercedes

>lewis working in finance, 20 years old

based toff

I can't believe what the fuck I'm reading here, are you guys meming of are you really planning on voting for Corbyn? With Trump and Brexit I understood, but this is just contrarian stupidity that makes you no better than the virtue signalling SJWs and benny grabbers you hate so much.

Fuck /pol/

how the fuck is a car speaking right now??

>>127899511
It'll push up Tory turnout

>>127899673
>being this new

>>127899632
He hasn't done half the things in the first column

>>127899597
is that a left paper?

Keep the ugly cunt out out out. Vote Labour!!!

VROOM VROOM

>>127899673
No one is unironically voting Labour.

>>127894875

long and short of it is that even the toxic barometer of the nation that is brit/pol/ is voting Corbyn.

>remarkable

get down the bookies and put a few quid on a win while you can still get half decent odds lads .

>>127899261
1 post by this id

>>127899429
1 post by this id

>>127894665
First for voting conservatives. Checkem.

>>127899583
wew lad
even using your incredibly broad definition of white
we are 40% whiter than you

Just went past the guildhall in Cambridge, crowd of mongs outside with TORIES OUT and REMAIN signs.

>>127899597
Now people understand why May didn't fucking bother

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How can one man be so based?

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mails current front

>>127899743
Yes, a leftist magazine. Laurie Penny writes there. Mehdi Hassan writes there.

>>127899672

also probably has a trust fund

>>127899597
My fucking sides.

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>>127899673
Its just memes we're not voting for anyone

>>127899639
Indeed, however 5 of the parties basically agreed on a majority of issues.
5 left-wing parties and 2 right-wing parties
my problem is where is the DUP, why represent Wales and Scotland and not Ireland

SEE MAN DRIVING A GERMAN WHIP
LOOK LIKE A BALLER PS AND THAT

>>127899673
The absolute state of tory shills.

>>127895325
Actually did make me laugh.

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Debate could work in May's favour. The other leaders looked like squabbling kids. No one learned anything, just interrupting each other. Corbyn got drowned out. On Farage's phone in, people furious for BBC biased audience. Others scared about brexit etc if Corbyn or any of the others get in. Did well to stay out of that shit show.

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Imagine if being a Labour voting, Remainer, who wanted Hillary to win on June 9th.

Head pats will be given all around.

>>127899795
OH so we're back to the referendum? Good, I was starting to miss it.
The fucking state of this country with people campaigning for the EU even now.

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>>127899777
Aww mummy losing bawwwww

>>127899829
>(and the BBC audience)
ayy

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Are you ready For the Assblast that will be in /Britpol/ Tomorrow when their Shabbos goy lose?
https://britainelects.com/
>44%
>33%
IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR

>>127899231
jesus she looks like shit, her face says it all.

>>127899775
this
I put 300 quid on corbyn winning yesterday, you all should do the same

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>>127898696
>right
Wrong. Please visit again on the 9th, if Momentum hasn't let you go already.

>£0.02

>>127899919
Literally nobody knows what to think of the debate since it was a mess. I think it will change practically nothing, but perhaps increase Tory turnout.

>>127899869
damn, source on her?

>>127899940
B A S E D M U R D O C H

>>127899869

>7 posts by this ID

5% of the thread

>>127900041
>mail
>murdoch

>>127899922
I have a friend who is all those things.

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>>127899254
>Blairites were socialist too

Congratulations, possibly the stupidest thing ever written here. Blair was Thatcher's bastard neoliberal offspring.

>>127899869
who is this clearly feminine woman?

>>127899933
Westminster voting intention: CON: 43% (+1) LAB: 33% (-1) LDEM: 11% (+2) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 3% (-1)

really made me think

>>127900032
tee hee hee. LARPing is fun!

>>127899632
The gap is 12%

>>127900089
You have one job anon.

SALTMINING!

>>127900141
SHHHH let the gommies think they have a chance

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Momentum shills all over the net the last few days. And on Twitter, despite 75% of people in the UK not on Twitter.

>>127899888
>The question I have is: Was it really a slanted audience? Or is it just because Tory voters tend to be older/elderly and fit the bill for "shy tories" who probably wouldn't clap anyway?
i addressed this, the leave voters were just as loud/louder than the remainers during the referendum
possibly the picked old people that looked quiet to technically be equal

why did YouGov even bother with that horseshit "study"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACmlP3Cz9E

CONSERVAKEKS BTFO

>>127900141
Wow a constituency full of elites and the establishment voting for the status quo. FUCK ME LAD YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING!!

>>127900141

Yes and Hillary won the popular vote too
How did that work out again?

>>127899919
I remember the EU debate bias (less than tonight's top level bias) and it make my mum swing for leave as it was noticeable.

>>127900286
For the many not the jew

>>127900326

for coverage

>>127899610
Dooley's alright when she's not talking about politics.

>Coalition between Labour and Conservatives
>UKIP voter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this fucking retard

>>127899673
No, but I'm not voting for the (((Conservatives)))

>>127900141

This election will be decided by the silent majority, not those who spend their lives calling for social justice on FB.

Post your BBC complaints lads
>The audience for the Leaders Debate were not representative of the country. First of all, the audience should have been compiled of 51.9% leave and 57.9% remain; it was glaringly obvious this wasn't the case. Furthermore the cheering and boos were more akin to an episode of the Jeremy Kyle show. The company you used to select the audience should be investigated. It was obvious the audience was full of hard left wing liberals who were seething and eager to send Paul Nuttall back to the 'racist' wilderness that is the Brexit 'norf'. Why wasn't his legitimate point about Islamic terrorism explored by the host. Terrorist appeasing. The media are spineless and akin to the Macdonald-Baldwin-Chamberlain governments of the 30's in standing against an evil ideology. Not everyone wants Britain to be attacked by Muslim terrorists every week. PS Do you slip the missus a roger on a Saturday night

>>127899449
>Arsenal fan
Nothing to see here

>>127900358
b8

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/chaotic-bbc-debate-fails-move-dial/

>>127895155

Time 'smoke the pole, pay the toll'
Farron absolutely fascinates me. His entire existence is like a balloon being let down with a drawn out farting noise, every single word and expression just screams 'I am pathetic'.

>>127899941
>Tomorrow
It's next week

>>127899775
>>127899961
You're gonna lose your money. Tory majority of 50+.

>>127894875
If he wasn't such a cuck in terms of immigration than yeah

is Skinner our lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSoP4VNIFE8

Who won the debate?

Just got in from work

>>127900423
Heard that too. The absolute state of UKIP voters

>>127900286
Serious question Anon, why do you pretend you belong here when you're going on fucking plebbit.

>>127900286
Literally this.

>>127900541
Theresa May

>>127900130
What happened to welfare under Blair? What happened to social policy?

It is a spectrum you moron

Fuck lads just ran out of time :(

Had a brilliant bit planned about how the debate was biased against the Greens.

>>127900363
Under FPTP that 10% leads to a big tory win.

>>127900541
Theresa May, because she had a quiet night in and didn't have to deal with that mess.

>>127900464
Make sure you refer it to Ofcom too Anon.

Do your duty.

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>>127899840
>also probably has a trust fund
So should you.

>>127899254
Hahahahhha wow you're one dense cunt.

>>127900464
Why add stupid shit?

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>>127900541
Farron > Corbyn > Robertson > Lucas > Rudd > Nuttall > Wood

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>>127900541
WHO DO YOU THINK?

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ITS NOT FAIR THERESABROS

THIS WAS OUR YEAR! IT WAS OUR TURN DAMMIT! HER TURN! NOT CORBYN'S!!!!

>>127900541
Paul Nuttal lost if anything.

Looked like a plonker.

>>127900286
>75% of people in the UK not on Twitter.
Really? That seems unlikely.

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>>127899673
So who are you voting for given that only Labour, Conservative or a coalition will win? UKIP? I commend your idealism. But if it's neoliberal Muzzie May you can fuck right off.,

>>127900541
May for not showing up to that shitshow

>>127900541
May because she didn't waste 90 minutes in the midst of that shitshow

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/pol/ is a pro Corbyn board now
Deal with it Maykeks

>>127900670
we're just memeing for (You)s m8, no ones actually recommending hitler documentaries to the bbc

>>127900706
there has never been a tory leader so shit to lose a 20% lead and now get cucked by Rudd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRtsM9Kp7bo

osbourne btfo for coke

>>127900541
Islam.

>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13083806
>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13083806
>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13083806
>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13083806

>>127900513
>this man is the leader of a major political party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imm2gb_7kFQ

>>127900541
Absolutely no one, except for May simply because she didn't subject herself to an obvious screwjob

C
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>>127897059
every should be in their safe space bubbles :')

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It didn't have to be this way!

>>127900770
>>127900779

>mayflies and their hivemind

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>>127899961
O-okay, Momen- Anon. We'll get right on that.

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>>127900676
Tell me about Corbyn. Why does he flip the finger?

>>127900541
May because it was so chaotic and the audience was shit

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>>127900670
>Thinks I actually put that on the proper one.
Thanks for noticing though

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% who trust CON / LAB on...

NHS: 21 / 34
Economy: 33 / 23
Brexit: 36 / 16
Security: 34 / 16
Immigration: 25 / 19

(via @TNS_UK)

is this good or bad?

>>127900761

The Tories.

A conservative government under May is not ideal but still far better than Corbyn plunging us into a recession that will take years to undo. Whether you like it or not the Tories are the safest hands we've got.

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Don't worry guys, all the normies were watching BTG.

>>127900706
Tories will win an increased majority

>>127900883
>tfw if remain won, we would've been stuck with 4 more years of failed austerity, increased debt and continuing record high immigration

I'd hate to be living in that timeline.

>>127900796
>>127900966
I'm very jaded and tired no bully pls

>>127899881
>5 left wing parties
>implying Lib-Dem is left wing

>>127900823
yes they are a good idea but not when you have far left rabid audiance like the BBC likes to have

>>127900971
It seems as expected, Tories are seen as the Devil of the NHS but Labour are seen as useless all around. It obliterates all the Momentum neckbeards telling us that Labour will win.

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>>127900780
Aww, norby dorby worby corbykins feel threatened by us violated their safe space

MADAME PRIME MINISTER

>tfw Nige ran out of time

Fuck lads, had it all planned. Name would be Rasheed, Debate was biased against Greens, voting for Lib Dems because I disagree with homosexuality, hate Corbyn because he supports Shiite groups like Hamas...

>>127900971
>CON trusted more than Lab on most issues

Good.

>>127900761
Tories. Because they're the best of the possibilities there. I'll be happy with David Davis leading Brexit negotiations, too.

Who just watched that Met programme on BBC?

How the fuck did a Jury find two people in a car with a fucking gun not guilty of firearm possession?

>>127900971
Good. It's the economy, stupid

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>>127899881
and they all agree on the fundamental issues

>>127899632
No one though Corbyn would lose re-election

>>127901038
>Cameron would be Prime Minister
>Trump would have been eliminated in the Republican primaries
>Hillary would be President

>>127900991
National debt from 65% of gdp to 89% while tories have been in. I'd rather die in a spectacular fireball than slowly bleed to death.

>>127900971
Those numbers look low for both of them on everything compared to similar polls. Overall though, it's bad for May. She's staking everything on muh strong stable Brexit and if she's only polling 36% on it

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>That was a lynching audience

BASED BLACK MAN!

>>127901091
Good point, they're so irrelevant I don't even know where they stand... are they 'centrist'

>>127901161
evidence!

do you have any evidence they planned to do anything illegal? without using mind reading technology?

no. case closed.

british values, freedom, liberty

>>127900715
I can't take anyone with his accent seriously.

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Right Lads, why should we even have state-funded TV channels?

The BBC clearly has political bias which doesn't reflect the electorate.

>>127901091
the orange bookers died off years ago

>>127901161
probably a few woman that felt bad for them in the jury
>t. had the misfortune of service

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>>127901245
>hitler would've won

>>127901137
You would have been cut off very quickly

We want national socialism. It's better to get 50% of the way there with Corbyn, than 0% with fake nationalist Sharia May.

>>127901270
It'll start going down in a few years under the tories. Labour's plans see it shooting over 100%

>>127901161
What colour were they?

>>127900464

> Do you slip the missus a roger on a Saturday night

i audibly keked and startled my cat.

youre doing kek's work anon.

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ABSOLUTE NUTTER

>>127901374
Shit meme

I haven't been here in a while. When did all the lefty/pol/ communists arrive and where did they come from?

>>127901245
Well to be fair, Cameron was better than May despite him shagging Peppa pig

>>127899794
>UK
>2017
>White
Good /Bant

>>127900668
>no benefits cut to the unemployed in education
>higher rate of corporate tax
>supported immigrstion
>supported nationalised railways
>windfall tax

As I said, a spectrum, not a set definition

>>127901461
Kek bless Nuttall sometimes I quite like him

>>127901461
top lad

>>127901374
>National Socialism
THIS IS A STRASSERITE GENERAL HITLER WAS A TRAITOR
Also please stop posting this stale pasta everyday

>>127901366
Nah I've phoned up before and they let me go on about how Paul Nuttall is probably gay.

>>127901461
>it's real

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>127901526
Around Trumps win in my experience, most probably Reddit

>SNP deputy leader Angus Robertson accused Mrs May of not having the "guts" to attend the debate as he launched an attack on Mrs Rudd over cuts to the winter fuel.

What did a man who isn't Nicola Sturgeon mean by this?

>>127899771
Is ironically voting labour any better though?

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>>127901461
>its real

TOP KEK

OUR NUT

>>127901399
Aye I remember Cameron saying that last time too.

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>>127900796
You

Sharia May has managed to piss up a massive lead on an election she thought she would walk and looks more like Hilary "muh 50 points" Clinton everyday. What will she backslide on next? Will she even show up for election night?

How did our nutter do in the debate, lads?

>>127901374
in a diverse society i want libertarian,every man for himself everyone gets a gun politics
socialism only works in ethnostates

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>>127900141
Reminder that this will happen but with Corbyn instead of Clegg

>>127901399
We've never heard that before right?

>>127901461
Good lad. Bet he's getting a load of abuse in the replies.

>>127901461
Kek.

>>127901461
What's Momentum?

Why is brit/pol/ so unenthusiastic about Nuttall?

>>127901674
Better than expected

>>127901461
Are Nut made a funny

>>127901526
Last few weeks we've been flooded by either shills or people fishing for replies

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>>127901461
Based.

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>>127901561
>brazil
>white
>ever

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>>127901739
Professional Corbynistas.

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CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

>>127901461
Paul Nutella taking no prisoners

>>127901783
We've been flooded with Votetards

>>127901708
>The Liberal Democrats uniroincally lead polls in 2010

>>127901674
Pretty good but he got mobbed by everyone else quite frequently

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>>127901275
>BrianMayIsGod

B-but we recruited JME to win over the Black vote

>>127901740
>dying party
>no direction
>civic

>>127901740
He's an uncharismatic idiot
Also the time he lied about being at the last stand at Khartoum

>>127901879
*led

I'm drunk

>>127901665
The IFS studied this stuff. Tories and lib dems both see debt as % of GDP falling by 2021. Labour raise it massively.

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>>127901892
>Also the time he lied about being at the last stand at Khartoum

>>127901739
Corbyn's supporters group
Literally a front for the Socialist Workers Party

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>>127900286
>Labour UK doesn't even look like that
>The thread doesn't even exist

>>127901879
Cleggmania was real for all of two weeks.

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>the people

NEW
>>127902061
>>127902061

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>>127899914
Fuck off ahmed you entitled cunt.

You're getting boring.

>>127901648
He may not win, but he is based.

I'm in a safe SNP seat and voted UKIP last time, but they're not even standing this time so I suspect I'll vote conservative.

Or maybe Scottish Christian to be an absolute madman. Not sure DEUS VULT is in their policies though.

>>127894875
Yes. Going to be another ruse-arrific "shock" victory like Brexit and Trump.

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>>127901990
That's the Workers party of Socialists actually m8!

F the SWP, damn Sepratists

>>127902140
Tories will win an increased majority.
Worst case scenario they have the same majority.

>>127894875
Not a chance. Get the labour shills out of here.