Names have power. You're not going to give your white children

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>>127887615

>>127887526
Boy:
>Vlad(any form of Vlad,no Volodya please)
>Faust
>Carol

Girl:
>who tf cares she gonna be a whore anyway

>>127887526
King David.

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>Bjorn
>Magnus
>Vladimiras/Vladimir

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *BREATHES* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

My friend just had a daughter, he named her "Amrei Yani (Last Name)"

Amrei (ahm-rye) Yani (yah-ne)

Amrei is German conjunction of Anne and Marie

And Yani is Aboriginal Australian for Peaceful..

He is a blonde hairrd blue eyed Germanic examplr and the mother is a brunette german mischling from Germanics and some form of Slavic..

Amrei Yani just sounds like turkish arab garbage.

>>127887526
>tfw your mate dave leaves you and you have to put up with some old bint

>>127890620
I'll be having my kids in Scandinavia, not sure what you're laughing.

>>127890817
>Yani is Aboriginal Australian for Peaceful
How much petrol did they huff before settling on this?

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>>127892240

>>127892240
We are Germanic/Scandinavian. Fucking hell.

>>127887526
alfred

>>127892849
I wouldn't call my son Bjorn or Magnus in the UK, that would be retarded.

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>>127887526
>not naming your first son after his grandfather and other sons after uncles and greatuncles

what are you doing anon?

>Jamal
>Grasshopper
>Shindahar
>Pajintur

>>127892849
HEAVILY Celtic though, look up a map of R1b-L21 if you're unsure.

Or just look at a picture of David Mitchell.

>>127887526
Paul is the best name, it's roman.

>>127894847
You forgot DeQuandro, Shalonda, Trayvon, Shaniqua etc...

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>>127887526
>Magnus

>>127887526
>My liberal as fuck uncle and aunt are seriously considering naming their child "Finn".
>My little cousins love the idea because of Finn from Star Wars
J U S T

>>127890334
>carol
>boy

>>127897134
>where does my name come from?
>oh, we saw it in a pop culture movie and thought it sounded good!

>>127887526
Zack's not a cucks name, right?

>>127897134
that is a sad story

>>127890817
>And Yani is Aboriginal Australian for Peaceful
There are 250 Australian Aboriginal languages. Which one.

>>127898260
>Derived from Isaac, but in a really 'cool' way.

Yes, of course it is.

>>127892849
No we are not, apart from the places that got raped by Danes. We are more Celtic than anything.

>>127887526
I like Matthew and Charles for bois and Viktoria and Isabella for grills.

>>127887526

Cecil, Conrad, William.

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>>127887526
>David is a name for faggots.
What did you just say about me, you little bitch?

Cunt Destroyer .Jr

>>127898550
I thought it derived from Zachery.

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>>127887615

>>127887526
>calling your son vlad if you're not eastern european

>>127887526
That's weird, there's nothing less powerful in my mind than Scandinavians.

>>127898490
>>127890817
Yani means "to speak" in the languages of central australia, from the western deserts all the way to northern queensland. it doesn't mean anything in the south. Some languages even have Yani in the name because of this. Have you every heard of someone "having a yarn"?

yep.

>>127887526
Fuck off Tucker.

t. David

>Bjorn
I'm not a hipster cuck who names their kid
"Bjorn"

>>127892240

Confused here.

The names should be:

>Jamal
>Abdul
>Rakeem

>>127887526
Any name of a Western European royal is a good rule of thumb.

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>>127887615
unironically this

>>127899675
>Hasn't read Rev 2:9 and Rev 3:9

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>>127887526

Are you planning on your kids being in some sort of ABBA reboot?

>>127892240
What's wrong with William, Alice, Phillip or Julia?

>>127887526

For boys, any name that ends in -slav or -mir.

>>127887526
>Bjorn
>Magnus
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>127887526
You're naming children, not D&D characters, faggot.

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tfw when OP is not going to call his daughter Erika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnbvGh5D2iU

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>>127894572

>admits he wouldn't call his son any of those faggot names outside scandinavia, even inside the uk

>still going to curse his child with a name inaccessible to anyone outside of his hometown

>>127887526
Im pedro sons will be pedro too

>>127887526
>my sister named her first born son Connor
>daughter thats coming out in 3-4 months shall be named Tilly
Everytime I tell her thats a dumb name,she just brushes me off, claiming its cute.

>>127900833
>Bohuslav
lol naruto

>Bronislav
try again

>Desislav
Desi lol

>Mecheslav
(((really?)))

let's try the other ones!

>Amir, Samir, Jamir
literally arabic

>Boromir
pls.

>Mortimir
lol rick n morty


these are ALL meme names.

>>127887526
Göran, Åke and Lennart are all worse cuck names

Erik is a solid boy's name.

Why would you name someone Bjorn and not Björn

I'm gonna name my kid victor before he's a fucking winner. Also fuck the kikes

>>127901154
Call HER Tilly any time you need to say her name. If she gets annoyed say "how will you feel your whole life with this name?"

>>127901406
LENNART
KANNIBAL
::
LENNART

>>127901422
Eric*

Don't be a hipster runt

>>127901069
Bjorn and Magnus are pretty normal names in Scandinavia, that was my point, not sure why it was lost on you.

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>>127899970
Bjoern translates to bear, literally.
Everyone knows Bear grylls has a cool name.

Thinking of naming my daughter

>Juno Beatrice [English/Huguenaut surname]

What does /pol/ think?

Is Henry the most masculine English name?

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>>127897134
What a beautiful name. Im going to name my son Pekka-Perkele and my daughter Vittuliisa.

>>127887526
Where's Muhammad?

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>>127898260
Nice kike name faggot
Pic related your papa

>mfw people give their kids nicknames as official names
>mfw people give last names as first names

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? I'm seeing it happen far too often. People named "Jack" or "Jim" on their birth certificates rather than John/James, for example. And this shit where people are getting names like Jackson or Carson as FIRST NAMES? What the hell? And even among "normal" names, you have some weird shit reaching #1. Noah? Amelia? Come on now.

I'm okay with any traditional name. I'm probably going to go with something like Gabriel or Vincent if I have a son.

>>127897134
Just met a couple with a baby girl this weekend, her name is Arya.

>>127901872
for me it is rather a norman name

but I like it

>>127901827

Beatrice is a fat girl name.

If I were to have a daughter, I'd like to name her May.

It was my grandmother's middle name.

I'd ask my nonexistent waifu for opinions, too.

>implying I will procreate

>>127902152
Normans=English

>>127901361

>Bohuslav

Literally translates to 'he who praises God.'
Most conservative name ever.

Also forgot names that end in -dar.

>>127902152
>>127902252
also

Henry is an English male given name and surname derived from Old French Henri/Henry, itself derived from the Middle High German name Heinrich, from Old High German Haimirich (from haim- "home" and rich "ruler"), which was conflated with the name Haginrich (from hagin "enclosure" and rich "ruler").

Oleg, Igor, Dmitry are real names

Boy
>Fernando
>Porfirio
>Hirohito
Girl
>Teresa
>Amanda
>Sachiko

Pls rate

>>127901154
This Tilly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Tserclaes,_Count_of_Tilly

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>>127901998
Name ur son kalja and your daughter pillu.
Literally the only two words you need to know in Finnish to get around.
Coincidentally the only words I know other than the typical swear words such as perkele.

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>>127887526
What about:
Jayden
Brayden
Frayden
Crayden
Shayde
Izach (yes spelled that way)

These are popular "names" in Australia. What do you think?

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My name is Antti. What do you guys think of it?

>>127901154
My mum wanted to call me Tilly if I was a girl lmao.

Called me Connor instead

I like my first name desu

>>127902343
And over here Henrik

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How is bjorn and magnus cuck names?

Björn literally means bear.
Magnus is the name of swedens former worlds strongest man.

>>127894740
Only problem with this is you end up having a situation where siblings are arguing over who gets dibs on their fathers name when it comes to naming their children and such.

I know this guy who has a family tradition of everyone naming their son after their father. So the grandfather ends up having like 5 grandsons all named after him. And they all have the same first and last name, and have to distinguish by middle name. It's retarded.

>>127902415
Grow up. Why would i give my own childs such silly names

>>127887526

Gonna name my Rashiid
Now thats a REAL name
Bjorn is a gay name Tbh

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>>127902386
>girl
>sachiko

Paco here speaks wisdom.

>>127892240
Aren't Björn and Magnus old people names. Vladimir is just for Putinbots.

>>127902421
What the fuck is going on with all the -ayden names popping up over the past several years? I've fucking never heard of any of these names, and suddenly they're the most popular names across the anglosphere. what the fuck is this shit?

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>>127902487
>ES88
Heil Hitler spurdo spärde :-DD

>>127887526
Vladimir represent always poor people over here

I bet you're not even white

>>127887526
my wifes son is named Tyrone

>>127902539
Because they sound like the equivalent of naming your son Ludwig

>>127902421

White-trashy. I like Izach though.

>>127902386
If I ever met a mexican named Hirohito, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing

Ragnar

Leovigild

Alarich

William

Alboin

Liutprand

Earendel

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>>127902829
I heard you talkin shit

>>127899970
Bjorn means Bear in Danish. It's name used for thousands of years and is literally the most masculine name in that language. No nu-male is going to name his son that.

>>127894572
>>127892240
>>127887526
In Norway, you are no longer allowed to name your child Bjorn.

>>127887526
>Anglo
>Having a norse name

At least use something like Æthelberht

>>127899126
Kids named conrad also turn out to be autistic as fuck.

>>127902297
I'd name my son Dragomir, but I feel like that's too try-hard, since slavic names are too unusual in America. Even if I am slavic.

>>127903056
Fucking lies.

>>127903024
I like it so much, that I'd consider naming my daughter Bjorka.

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>>127902663
I'm a Björn. But yeah mostly old people have my name atm, waiting for that Björnaissance

>>127902920
>White-trashy. I like Izach though.

Thats what I thought too. You should SEE the people with this names.

I disagree with you about the Izach though. Its just as trashy as the others.

>>127902670
>what the fuck is this shit?

I asked myself the same question over the last few years. But it appears that these names have been in use and mutating for a long time now.

There's lots more here too, that defy the laws of both sense and spelling.

>>127887526
Boys
>Friedrich
>William
>Steven
>George

Girls
>Elizabeth
>Rita
>Sheila
>Bridget

>>127903141
>Æthelberht
>Norse

>>127887526
Posting a faggot Cameron. Speaking of names Yorks are cunts and liberal faggots.

>>127901998
Ah yes, perkele. A wonderful name for any finnish child.

>>127903056
Lmao. Why?
No doubt you're bullshitting, but let's hear it.

Bjorn and Sigrid are badass viking names

>>127898971
Germanic is a linguistic-cultural term, not genetic

>>127887526
step one: have polish last name

>check

Step two, good ole english first name

>check

>>127903364

At least Izach's biblical (despite the spelling). The rest sound like kids from the local trailer park.

>>127903178
Under en ny lov ble fornavn etter dyr forbudt. Det kan være de tar hensyn til tradisjon med navn som Bjorn eller Varg, men du kan generelt ikke kalle barnet ditt for Gaupe, Katt eller lignende.

>>127899970
I'm going to name my Son Clarence.

>>127902151
Like the aryas, ancestors of cimmerians in the Conan series?

>>127900833
>>127901361
>bronislav
Branislav

>Desislav
Desimir

ftfy

>Zero Edmunds

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Karl Fredrik
Viktor August
Sigmundur
Thorbjòrn

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>>127902421
okayden

>>127887526

My children will relentlessly bully your kid into social retardation for being named something so utterly faggy. Try harder, Maximilian Alexandrovich Magnus Cæsar.

>>127903618
>Polish surname
People will automatically assume that your ancestors were raped either by germans or russians.

I

>>127903413
It's anglo.

>>127887526
>Vladimiras
so funny name for slav

My top:
Damian
Vladislav
Bartolomej

Elizaveta
Daria
Antonina

>>127887526
My son's name is Vincent.
My daughter's name is Helen
What do I win?

>>127894572
old english names are beatiful though

here is a list of old english names i did for my own crusader kings 2 mod

only the 1st one is important, the 2nd part is just a "parent" name

Andhun Anlaf_Olaf Arncytel Baldred Beorhtfriþ Beorhthelm Beorhthun Beorhtmær Beorhtnoþ Beorhtric Beorhtsige Beorhtwine_Beorhtwine Beorhtwulf Beorn_Beorn Beornred Beornwulf Bryni
Burgheard_Bouchard Byrhtnoþ Cearl_Charles Cenfus Cenred_Konrad Cenwulf Ceolberht Ceolwulf Cerdic_Caradog Cissa Copsige
Cuþberht_Cuthbert Cuþred Cwichelm Cynegils Cynehelm Cynemund Cynesige Cyneweard Cynewulf Cytelbearn Deorlaf Deormod Deorwulf Eadbald Eadberht Eadfriþ Eadgar_Edgar Eadmund_Edmund Eadmær Eadric
Eadred Eadsige Eadulf_Adolf Eadweald Eadweard Eadwig Eadwine_Edwin Eadwulf_Adolf Ealdhun Ealdmund Ealdred Ealdwine_Alwin
Ealdwulf Eanberht Eanfriþ Eanhere Eardwulf Earendil_Aurvandil Eastmund Ecgberht Ecgfriþ Ecgric Ecgwald Ecgwulf Eorcenberht Eorcenwald Eormenred Eormenric Eorpwald Friþuwald Godwine Gospatric Guþfriþ_Godfrey Guþmund_Gudmund
Gyrþ Hacon_Hakon Hædda Harold_Harold Heahberht Hereberht_Herbert Hereweald_Hereweald Hereweard Hloþhere_Lothair Hrodberht_Robert Hroþeweard Hygeberht Hyngwar_Ingvar Ingweald Leofa Leofgar Leofheah Leofhelm
Leofric Leofweald Leofwine Morcær_Marcus Noþhelm Offa_Uffe Ordgar Ordric Osbeorn_Osbern Osberht_Osbert
Oscytel Oshere Oslac Osmund_Osmund Osric Osred Osulf_Osulf Osweald_Osweald Oswine Oswiu Oswulf_Osulf Ricberht Rædwald Rædwulf_Ralph Rægenhere Rægenulf Rægenweald_Reginald Seaxred

>>127902663
Old names are the best.
My dad was a Vladimir.

part 2 sry for shitty formatting

Sigeberht Sigegar Sigeheard Sigehelm Sigemund Sigeric Sigered Sighere Sihtric_Sigtryyg Siweard_Sigurd Stigand Swegn_Sven Swiþhelm Swiþred Swæfberht Swæfheard Swæfred Sæberht Sælred Sæward Sæweald
Sæxbald Þored Þurcytel_Torkel Þurfriþ Tostig_Toste Tunberht Uhtred_Uhtred Ulf_Ulf Ulfcytel Waldhere Walþeof_Waltheof Wærheard Wærmund Werenberht Werestan_Werestan Wiglaf Wigmuns Wigstan Wihtred_Withred Winfriþ Witta
Wulf_Ulf Wulfgar Wulfgeat Wulfheard Wulfhelm Wulfhere Wulfmær Wulfnoþ Wulfsige Wulfstan Ælfgar Ælfmær Ælfnoþ Ælfric Ælfred_Alfred Ælfsige
Ælfstan_Alstan Ælfwald Ælfweard Ælfwig Ælfwine_Alwin Ælle_Alwin Æscwine Æþelbald Æþelberht_Albert Æþelfriþ_Ethelfrith Æþelhere Æþelmær_Adémar
Æþelric Æþelræd_Ailred Æþelsige Æþelstan_Æthelstan Æþelweald_Æthelwold Æþelweard Æþelwine_Alwin Æþelwold_Æthelwold Æþelwulf_Adolf

>>127887526
Just make sure to name him Björn, not Bjorn. That will sound very strange.

>>127904158
As are most english names

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>Boys
Kenneth
Vincent
Al-Assad

>Girls
Shauntelle
Uniqua
Lexus

Give the girls shitty names to break their spirit sooner.

>>127902829
They're probably a bit weird for Finland, but fine in Denmark, Norway, and Iceland. Not sure about Sweden.

>>127904087
>raped
I know you're from Brazil but you can also marry different nationalities normally.

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>>127904191
Lancaster is God Tier. I love my brothers tho and sisters

>>127902670
White trash ghetto nigger Jew shit

Do you think gods chosen are naming their kids this nigger shit?

>>127904078
My kids will be doing combat sports and will beat the shit out of yours m8.

>>127903618
>Michael Wazowski
Like this?

>>127904747
I met a guy that was called Paul with a crazy Polish second name.

>>127904181
Vincent is a good name for a puppy. So you won a pack of Pedigree!

>>127892849
Maybe if you want to go back 2000 years. Developed a different culture since then with names included.

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>>127887526
>David is a name for faggots.

You're real tough on the interwebs.
Call me a faggot in person Mr. Toughguy.

>>127904702
My kid will cuck your kid and fuck his gf without a condom on and your son will raise this bastard child as his own because he's a cuck

>>127904971
Good goy Jewish name

My cousin knocked up his high school girlfriend during their junior year, they both dropped out and got married because as soon as they found out about the pregnancy and after getting a test done showing it was a boy they named the kid "Jet." Last name? Black.

My then-17 year old cousin legally named his son "Jet Black."

Not only have I always thought this was the cringiest shit ever, but since this is /pol/ it's honestly just now dawning on me that now I can never see that kid again without thinking of the "BLACKED" meme. Christ. Would have been hilarious if the baby had turned out to be born black, though.

Male:
>Hermann
>Friedrich
>Siegfried
>Sturmhard

Female:
>Erika
>Emilia
>Rosa
>Adelheid

>>127887526
For boys
>Sven
>Sven
>Sven
For girls
>Svea
>Svea
>Svea

>>127904971
Kike fairy tales

>>127897491
Your name probably comes from the kike disciples.

Mine does...

What do you think about old slavic names?

Males:
Dobroszir, Yaropolk, Velimudr, Svetozar, Miloneg

Female:
Beloslava, Bazena, Milania

>>127897134
Richard and Elizabeth are the most redpilled children names

>>127904983
But I've already cucked you and you'll be raising my child.

>>127902151
Hope their surname at least started with N.

>Boy
Muhammad
Lee
Daquan
>Girl
Aisha
Chen
Le-sha

Boys
>Soren
>Ansel
>Peter
>Mihaly
Girls
>Isolde
>Ophelia
>Florence
>Abrihet

>>127902487
So Finns think of themselves as smelly midgets?

>>127902828
(You)

>>127903171
>I am slavic.
>le ebin heritage meme
When will burgers stop this? You aren't fucking European, you're American, yankee dogeru.

>>127905401
yes, Richard is a nice name

Jesus Christ this thread is full of my family member's names.

For Putin's fans I would suggest to name your girl Vladiputa.

Boy: Shad
Girl: Shadilay

>>127887526
I've only met one man named Bjorn and he was literally a cuckold

>>127897491
My parents got my name from Saving Private Ryan which i guess is neat

William reporting in. Feels good.
Also if you're name is William never ever go by a nickname it only ruins the power

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>>127905827

>>127906042
Alri Willy?

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>>127887526
>Magnus

>>127905889
That doesn't surprise me, since you're American.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Björn_Ironside

>>127906080
I am not a pole, kurwa angielska!

All the males in my family have a first name that starts with a "D" and middle name that starts with an "A"

There just aren't many good D names

>>127903056
Bjorn here
You are incorrect.
Also Ivar, Haldvar, Odvar and Ragnar and names that end with AR are badass as fuck.

>>127905217
>check those names
>Rosa (which is an actual german name with history) is banned in Germany nowadays
>Chelsea, Speedy, Ogün, Lafayette and Galaxina are allowed

This country is so fucked

>>127906302
Laugh at him
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnús_Ver_Magnússon

>>127905401
>Richard

All the Richards I know are Dicks!

All males should be named Pyotr

>>127906554
Don't give your child a foreign name.

>>127906042

Says Bill!

>>127887526
Osric
Athalwulf
Edmund
Henry
Beorn
Adalwulf
Fenrir


Female
Hyzenthlay
Swannhilde
Brunnhilde
Aethelflaed
Anwynn

>>127906664
In Poland all males should be named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>127903611
so's celtic isn't it?

>>127906409
Drogo

Desiderius

Damian

>>127906042
William is the only name worth having desu

>>127904495
There have been 92 Björns and 200 Magnuses in last 17 years so it's not so uncommon. But they sound antique. I think Vihtori is 5/5 old name here, but too risky to name your kid that. You can't end up normal if you go through school with that kind of special snowflake name.

>>127906690
As I've already mentioned, I'll be having children in Scandinavia, where it isn't a foreign name.

>>127906523
why is Rosa banned?

>>127905547
>Isolde
>Not Ysolde
kys

>>127906993
Edward*

Is Iain a good name :3

>>127907113
>Abhalten ließ sich das Ehepaar Schlipfer, ihre Tochter Rosa zu nennen. «Das klingt ja wie Rosa Schlüpfer», warnte die Expertin. Standesbeamten-Präsident Rast sagt: «Die Eltern tun den Kindern damit kein Gefallen. Die werden doch ständig gehänselt.»

>>127907240
I know of a Layne Norton.

>>127905206
>remembers nephew
>only cuck porn comes to mind
>not the character from a based anime
You stupid cuck

>>127907300
Ja ja zer gut

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Boys
>Pavel (Paul) - After my late dad
>Petr (Peter)
>Karel (Charles)
>Vojta

Girls
>Eliška (Elizabeth)
nothing else really

mfw this is entirely irrelevant discussion

>>127907383
Iain is spelt with an "i" you retard not an "L"

>>127907418
Basicly:
You are not allowed to give her that name because other kids might bully her for it.

Which is a bullshit excuse. I got bullied for my name as well and so did everyone else. And those were all normal german names.
Kids make fun of eachother all the time.

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>>127907466

>>127907300
pff, hätte sagen sollen dass Rosa Luxemburg Ihr Idol sei und sie eine Antisemitin und drohen an die Medien zu gehen

BILD: Nazi Expertin verweigert Eltern den Namen Rosa

;)

>>127906409
go to bed, Dwayne Achilles

>>127905547

>Soren

I honestly like this one

>>127905401
I agree, they're the least degenerate sounding

>>127907383

I is not L you monglet.

>>127907558
Why on earth did you put a small l then?

>>127907582
I agree. Kids are more cruel than adults. My name was OK, but I had problems because it has about 10 short form in speakin Russian, and in University friends called me Blyadik (Blyad+Vladik which is a short form of Vladislav) because I liked girls so much

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>>127905310
>inb4 svearike

>>127908037
I didn't you cunt

>>127887526
I've unironically considered Mercedes for a girl. Good name, that predates the car.

give your kids a name that fits your countries culture, dont give them a 'cute' exotic name, it sucks growing up with one reee

>>127908244
Looks like an l the me, tough guy.

Need to Name my son. I am from Prussian Heritage and my wife is from Bavarian Heritage. Needs to sound nothern, celtic or German. Suggestions?

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>parents are Spanish
I don't want my kids to be confused with mestizo scum, so I'll just use an English name such as Robert, Henry, William, Edward, etc.

Any recommendations for a girl's name?

>>127908373
Muhammad

>>127887526
Augustus
Hillarius
Raphael

>>127908262
will give you headaches and sleepless nights though because she will be a cute girl and chads will be on the hunt 24/7

>>127907863
Soren sounds like Sören which is a typical ''Unterschicht'' ''Lowclass'' name Germany.

Popular with leftist cucks who idolize swedish welfare culture.
Not ''Unterschicht'' like Kevin which is just garbage tier. Only jobless fat west germans on welfare name their kids Kevin.

>>127908262
that's a spic girl name. knew a girl named Mercedes who got an abortion in the eighth grade

>>127899675
>No Buddhism
>No based Taoism

>>127908373
Max-Fritz Christian von Miller

>>127907300
wtf, obviously the problem would be with the last name in that case. Regardless, the whole thing reeks of cuckoldry.

>>127908387
Do not name her Jennifer or Valeria. Spic af over here

A friend called his son, Maximus

>>127908262
sounds pretty trashy tbqh

>>127908373
Czechs are both celtic and germanic, so Vojtěch, Květoslav or Přibyslav sounds about right

>>127908513

Bummer. Also agree that Kevin is a garbage name in any language.

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Boys:
Zebulon
Adam
Benjamin
Daniel
Alexander
Ezra

>naming your boy any of those names

I'm sure your child will love being permanently embarrassed due to your autism.

I'll be sticking with biblical and/or anglo names

>James
>Edward
>Andrew
>Joshua

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>>127887526
boys:
jack
misha (michael)
Vincent
liev

Girls:
johanna
aida
rose
marie

>>127908513
Damn, it sounds really nice. I guess that's off the list.

Boys:

James
Hector
Tyrone
Sebastian

Girls:

I'll let my wife decide

>>127908847
>misha
>naming your son after a half orc half ogre's bear

pls don't

>>127887526

I've got a huge list of names I like that I'll vet with my future spouse, but here are my top five for either gender:

Boys:
>Jonas
>Arthur
>Peter
>Lukas
>Calvin

Girls:
>Helena
>Freya
>Eleanor
>Madeleine
>Katharine

>>127908691
>Vojtěch, Květoslav or Přibyslav
Sounds like typical old slav names

>>127887526
snow nigger

>>127908373
maybe a name of the House of Hohenzollern-Ansbach

they were a hybrid prussian-bavarian (frankish) dynasty

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>>127908681
Definitely, there are too many pornstars and celebrities named Jennifer.

>>127906882
Yes.

Celt is a culture that encompassed nearly all of the west and has touched many ethnic peoples.

Irish obsession with it is a 19th nationalist invention.

>>127908970
typical czech names, therefore 100% germanic

>>127887526
A given name has no meaning. The true name is that which you earn through your achievements.

>>127908847
In Slav languages Misha is a short form for Mikhail, or Michał or Michael, but it is also the name of each bear.

I've been cursed with a weak name. Damon.

Hi, I'm Damon.

>Damian?

No, Damon.

>Darren?

No, Daay-MUN

>Dermot?

And on and on, every fucking time. I literally hate having to introduce myself because of this shit. I don't understand how people can't get it. It's an uncommon name, sure, but not unheard of. It's even worse when on the phone.

And, because of this confusion at the beginning, it makes it really forgettable. Nobody ever remembers my name upon a second meeting.

Very weak name indeed. I often wonder if my life would have been different had I been a Bill or a John or a Dave. I certainly wouldn't have a self confidence issue about something as basic as introducing myself.

I genuinely really resent my mum for this.

>>127887526
Boys
>Alexander
>Leo/Leonid

Girls
>Katherine/Kate

>>127909102
Aha, especially ones which end on -slav are typical german names

>>127902207
This

>>127887526
bunch of godless heathens itt
>male
one of the Apostles' names
>female:
Mary
Maria (if I'm cursed with a second daughter)

>>127909095
*19th century

>>127887526
How can he stay in shape while drinking beer?

>>127906000
No it's not you underage faggot

>>127887526
My first son's name was Robert Anders, Robert after my father and his grandfather, and Anders for my great-great grandfather. My daughter was named Annette Sophia after my grandmother. My second son was named August Frederick after an uncle.

They are all young, and go by Rob, Annie, and "Skip" respectively. Augie prefers Skip because that is what his uncle Fred went by, and we started calling him "little skip" when we would go to visit my dad's family, so the name just stuck.

The idea should be to create a name that is cute as a child, will give them respect when they are in school and living their lives, and dignified when they are older. These fad names simply don't have it. I can stand back and know they all have a legacy and something to be proud of. The oldest is only 10 and he knows the history of the family member that he is named after and it has given him a direct link to the past already. Our fourth child is going to be a girl and we are looking at other names, but we are thinking Emily.

I want two sons.

Marcus, and Alexander.

And then my baby daughter,

Julia.

>>127909053
That is actually a nice suggestion.. Ill Look into it

>>127908951
my great uncles name was misha, fought the germans in ukraine, ended up in a slave labor camp, he was a tough suka, itd be honorable.

>>127903153
no joke, know one, is autistic as hell

>>127909224
basic logic mate
czechs are pure celto-germanics, therefore czech names are germanic as well

>>127909106
tell that to Shaniqua

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>>127887526
>nordcuck names
but those are cuck names

>>127887526
Markus
Goethe
Franz Joseph
Paul
Valentin Junior
Gregor
Sebastion
Polycarp
Magnus

>Boys
Nicholas
Alexander
Oscar
>Girls
Erika
Sofia
Victoria

>>127887526
BORZYWÓJ
GNIEWOSZ

>>127909181
I have a persian working colleague whose name is Damon

its not too bad imo

>>127909106
Hola brayan

>>127909670
That s sounds incredibly funny.

>>127887526
Barron should be the most popular baby name of 2020
:>

>>127902829
Nothing wrong with Ludwig

>>127903838
no from game of thrones (tv series)

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>>127905310
kek

>>127887526
My sons' names are NIGGERTERMINATOR and PUSSYSLAMMER all caps too.

I am the only one in the world with my name.

It's an old Iranian/ Persian name that my parents dug out from some obscure book at the library that said nothing of its meaning. I tried finding other people with this name dead or alive but there's literally nobody out there with this name.

Trust me, I checked everywhere - national archives, ancestry websites, historical texts from Iran, lists of names, searched the internet, looked around on social networking sites, checked books about ancient Iranian and Persian names.....nothing.

Nobody at my school can even pronounce it, because they all speak mud tier Hindi and can't handle eloquent old Persian phonetics.

The first time I went on a date, I spent 5 minutes teaching her how to pronounce my name.

>>127887526
Adolf if it's a boy, Eva if it's a girl.

>>127909821
No if you live in 1700's.

>Boy
Alexander
Sebastian
Isaac

>Girl
Imogen
Emma
Charlotte

If I'd been a girl I would've been named Stephanie or Claire so thank fuck that didn't happen.

>>127909560
>Sebastian
Gay as fuck

>>127909914
Arun thanks for information

>>127902670
they are pornstar names

If I have a son he'll be Bertram.
If I have a daughter she'll be adopted.

Gonna name my son Paul just to trigger op

>>127909914
The closest I could find was some old Persian term close to my name that meant a type of druit fruit

>>127909560

Polycarp?

>>127901673
where the fuck is scandanavia even, doesnt matter i guess not important

>>127909987

Yeah. That sounds pretty faggy. What would the nickname be? Basti? Terrible.

>>127887526
>boy
Connor

>girl
Abigail

Christian bible names are the only names that are acceptable. Anything else is degenerate.

>>127909914
i think rather middle persian name

old persian name would be really hard to pronounce though if true

are you zoroastrian?

>>127887526
The only redpilled name is giving your child an ID tag with a number.

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>I grew up with a normal name like John
>Better name my child Eizekial or Bjorn

It's like you want your children to be bullied and social outcasts

>>127908846
>American education
They're normal names in Denmark, burger.

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>>127894527
>alfred

That's my fist name :3. Named after my grandfather.

>>127887526
Id name my son Alois... Such a pretty & old name

Btw, in germany my name (Ben) is pretty uncommon (at my age at least).
I guess there are a lot of Ben's in america. Are the american Ben's cucks or chill?

>>127910350
I think it's from Bulgakov novell

>>127910606

I like it

means "elves council" or so iirc

>>127910492
No, I am catholic but my family has Islamic roots (they are atheist though)

>>127910627
Benjamin is a jewish name and there are a lot more Jews in America nowadays. Themoreyouknow.jpg

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>>127909941

Already been done, Hans

http://m.dw.com/en/father-who-named-children-adolf-hitler-and-eva-braun-changes-own-name-to-hitler/a-38792953

>>127887526
>having kids
>thinking anyone gives a shit what you call them
Nobody cares about your kids except you. I hope they're abducted by a piss-smelling hobo, fag.

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>>127909914
>DESIGNATED parents name their son some gibberish string of random words and tell him made up story
>proceed to secretly make fun of him for rest of his life

>>127890334
>slav names

no thanks gypsy

>>127910758

Nice I never knew that.

Boy:
>Victor
>Vincent

Victor is literally the most alpha name for a man.
>victor
>noun
>1. a person who has overcome or defeated an adversary; conqueror.
>2. a winner in any struggle or contest.

As for Vincent, it's a close second:
>From the Roman name Vincentius, which was from Latin vincere "to conquer".

As for girls names, just make sure it doesn't end in a Y or an "ee" sound, and preferably cannot be abbreviated as such. I have no evidence of this other than anecdotal evidence from personal experience, but girls with first names ending in y/"ee" sounds tend to be huge sluts and backstabbing whores. Casey, Ashley, Emily, Nikki, Audrey...okay, these are the names of my five exes, and yes, I got cucked by all of them. If only my parents had named me Victor...

>>127887526
>Those boy names
>>127887526
Your kid's gonna get beat up so much, especially if you name him Bjorn or Magnus.

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>>127911068
:-[

>>127908373
Heinrich Maximilian
Leonard Friedrich
Georg Wilhelm
something more or less normal so shout into the playground and something more aristrocratic for the job applications

>>127911210
counsel instaed of council, mixed it up

yea, its an anglo saxon name

elvish mythology and so on

>>127910758

I was only aware of Alfred the great. It is an old name. If I have a son I might give it to him, if not first name perhaps just his middle name.

>>127911483
These sound like good names in general.

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>>127904049
God damn it! I woke up my dog!

Help me decide one each from the two lists, pol

Rupert
Huw
Henry (Harry)
Kieran
Raphael
Rufus
Bertram (Bertie)
Oscar

Henrietta
Scarlett
Catherine
Charlotte
Natascha
Mary
Louise
Alexandra

>>127910894
Not necessarily Jewish, just Biblical. I'm pretty sure Ben Franklin was a vicious anti-Semite for example, like most of his contemporaries.

English king names are the only acceptable names for boys

>>127900488
>>127887615
Race traitors that use a middle eastern sand religion.

>>127911238
In that case I'll just name my kid Heeb so he takes over the world.