Time to quit Drinking Heineken

>>127876209
The Heineken museum bar gives out free MDMA to sexy female patrons.

The more you know~

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>>127876209

Skunked out horse piss. If you are going to drink beer, drink a real beer. Pic related.

Thank god I don't drink this piss

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fuck u

>heineken
>literal pisswater

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Suck it up terrorist bitch!

>>127876209
>Drinking beer
>Browsing /pol/

Have you learned nothing in your time here?

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>>127876209
>heineken
no, anon
just no

>>127876209
What kind of fucking dipshit would drink heineken to begin with?

Drink some real beer.

Or better yet, quit the alcoholic jew completely.

>>127876209
People still drink that shit?
It was big in my parents generation but nobody drinks that garbage anymore.
Apple Ale is great in the fall, PABST Blue is for the winter, Budweiser for the Spring and Jim Beam whiskey for the summer.

>>127876209
>drinking alcohol

>>127876209
Heineken is pure shit. Nigger beer.

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>>127876209

I'll stick with Bourbon

>>127876209
Why dont they offer that shitty beer to mudslimes for free, i'm sure theyll love their Open Society values.

Scotch, whiskey, bourbon in that order
Wine is good occasionally as well

>>127879074

Bourbon>Scotch>Whiskey

Ive literally seen someone piss in a heinecken bottle, recap it, and watch a unbeknowing sober person drink it with no flinching

Fuck that

>>127876209

Why waste your money on beer.
Any beer.
It's not even a nice drink.

>>127876209
>Open your borders
>European population erradicated
>Substitued by Mudslimes
>They don't drink alcohol
>Make All your beer 0,0%
>Company collapses

Good work Heineken you fucking retards

The registered trademark bit at the end of the wee speech really puts a sour taste on it all, couldn't they have left it off just this once

>>127879190
Things that didn't happen

>>127876209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_FI04VG1DQ

Their commercials for my country only show the white people...


Not cool Heineken, this makes you a liar.

>>127877843
this isnt r9k

>>127876209
Sucks anyways. Among the worst macro produced swill out there. Even regular Budweiser is received with more gratitude by most people. That alone tells you Heineken is garbage.

>>127876391
Duh. Women get incredible horny on mdma.

>>127879159
kys

>>127876209
90% of corporations support globalism. Adam Smith was right

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>>127879190
I get it. Because Heineken tastes like piss.

>>127876209
hahahaha who the fuck drinks that piss anyway.
Hertog jan is where it's at.

>>127878585
Shut the fuck up you hipster faggot, you don't have a seasonal schedule with your personally selected colloquial shit, fuck off. You sound like a fag.

>>127876488
I love bell's. Have you tried Oberon or their Java Stout? I'm enjoying a Java stout right now and damn it's tasty

>>127876209
Heineken is geed beer and I would never drink one unless it was literally the only thing around

>>127879352
Seriously whomever wrote that and approved it should go give out free beers in the middle east, make sure to engage the women and men equally.

>>127876209

Heineken is fucking garbage anyway

Even budweiser is better

>>127876209
alcohol is the most destructive, insidious drug to plague the breast of man and I can't stop drinking it.
Don't drink beer, fastest route to the fat farm. Neat jim beam or nothing at all

>>127878585
It does suck donkey cock, but all the brews you just mention suck as equally hard.

>>127876209
Great Divide Brewing Company, Dogfish Head, and if you are a pussy that can't handle alcohol, Leinenkugel's.

These are acceptable brews. Anything else is crap.

>>127876209
muzzies don't drink.
fuck you heineken...

>>127880264
Dogfish Head is good. Check out anything from Terrapin, Wiseacre, and Sweetwater as well. There are killer breweries all over the southern US.

>>127880264
Some Summer Shandy is pretty tasty not gonna lie.

Fuck that swill, I'll stick to my true American beers like Budweiser. Oh wait.

>>127880387
Summer Shandy is quite enjoyable. My favorite bar in town recently got it on tap and it's wonderful to stop by and enjoying it and some wings when it's hotter than hell outside.

>not drinking locally made beer
>not just making it yourself
The only reason anyone drinks macro beer is because of advertising.

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>drinking watered down lager

>>127876209
FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST BLUE RIBBON

Im gonna contact the FTC. A foreign country advertising politics on consumer products is not allowed in the U.S.

But heineken owns Lagunitas and I love that brewery

I only drink Sam Adams or yuengling if I'm feeling cheap

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>>127876209
> drinking kankerbeer
no thanks

>>127876209
>German product
Honestly, OP
You're retarded for expecting more from the Germans.

>>127876209
>leads to that "viral" video of polar opposites locked in a warehouse to build a bar
>tranny hater makes peace with tranny over a beer
>climate change discussion

corporations doing corporate things: taking the temperature and seeing which way the wind is blowing for money. The vague language isn't actually advocating hard leftie principles, they just want to sell and transport beer easier.

>>127879159

where does rum fall on that list

>>127878919
>>127879074
reminder that bourbon is whiskey, but it's made in america and is at least 50% or more corn mash

>>127878793
Most dutch brews are terrible. They really phoned it in where beer is concerned.

>>127881309
Bourbon is made in Kentucky like scotch is made in Scotland.

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Heineken is literally sub Budweiser trash, if you were drinking it before this you should be gassed.

>>127880249
>Neat jim beam or nothing at all
jim beam is cheap, throat-burning trash. drink jack or crown or preferably something even better like maker's mark or knob creek, cheap ass. even royal canadian is smoother than fucking jim beam

>>127876209
No bottles. No caps. No cups. No stills.

Drink water from a puddle.

>>127881309
NO. Bourbon is the single finest way to destroy your liver. Whiskey, though still good, is not.

>>127884390
Makers mark and Knob Creek rule. Jack Daniels is overrated, overpriced bullshit.

>>127882842
Big anime titties

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>mfw we export our shitty beer abroad
thanks for the shekels lads

>>127880121
Oberon is the best in the summer. I lived in Texas for a few years and couldn't get it there but I recently moved back east and I've been enjoying it since the weather got warm.

I usually look down on adding fruit to beer, but I always squeeze just a little bit of fresh orange into my Oberon. It's the best on a hot day.

>>127885331
It's all the southern US right now. It's really nice in this hot weather lately. Another fruity beer I'd recommend is Sweetwater's Blue. Just like you I generally dislike anything fruity when it comes to brews, but Blue's are quite nice in the heat.

>>127886273
*all over

>>127876209
>drinking heineken

It's garbage anyway.

>>127886273
Back when I lived in Ohio I used to be able to get mini-kegs of Oberon, and those were great to get for weekends. I haven't seen those anywhere in Virginia yet.

>>127876209
>>127879190

>fuck that.

I couldn't agree more, Anon
https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4

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>>127876209
Heineken is now jew tier.

>>127879190
And this sober person didn't wonder why their beer was 90 degrees?

>>127879971
> ctrl + F 'hertog'
This anon knows what's up.

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>>127876488
Whats your favorite brand of mustache wax?

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>>127876209
You should switch to Ales mate, pic related

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Oh look, another conservacuck snowflake.

>>127876209
>we don't want borders
>brewed in HOLLAND

you can't possibly be surprised that there's a bunch of cuckolded pussy wads over there brewing their little pussy piss water.

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>>127881309
51% corn minimum

>>127881918
Bourbon can be made anywhere, including my home state, while scotch does have regulations.

>>127884618
Ugh it never tasted quite right, I wonder about the effects of charring the wood.