Brit/pol/ - Will Self is a Cunt edition

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Corbyn might actually fucking do it

very least a hung parliament

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Friendly reminder to no bully in the thread.

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He's going to win, isnt he?

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MILK SURGE

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Can somebody shop Rachel as Karen? I would do it but I'm lazy and I don't want too

>>127871284
BULLY THE MILK MAN
>>127871219
are you the chap from brifeel?

>>127871253
>>127871307
Not a chance, the yougov prediction is dogshit

>>127871253
I hope you're not falling for the YouGov meme

First for coalition of chaos

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>>127871360
no
i am simply a humble karenposter

>>127871307
It's not very likely but it is fun to entertain the idea.

>>127871372
its not just youGov though theres plenty of polls where its narrowing

the comres poll which is most accurate had a 4 point gain for labour and that was on the 27th

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Is Zizek the alt-left's Bowden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5Y7e-BWwA

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>>127871284
Lets all just calm down, have a sensible debate for once shall we and talk about banning gays

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQGvlemqUpE

>tfw too stressed out by the prospect of a Corbyn government that you can't even sit still enough to watch anime so you spend all day shitposting about him instead

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>>127871284
Brit/pol/ is place for comfy bantz and patriotic karens. Pls No bully

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What did she do to get the invite to Bilderberg lads? What tomfoolery is this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharon_White_(civil_servant)

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it

>hot as the sun's anus all last week
>two days of slightly cool respite
>now back to hades again
God fuck this fucking weather.

>>127871585
replying to draw attention to this, pretty funny video

>>127871585
fake zizek

>>127871115
Will Self is absolutely a cunt

>>127871585

Bowden was part of the new right not the alt-right, don't mix him in with those idiots.

>>127871685
Pith helmets and khakis lad - pretend you are running the empire.

>>127871582
TNS today has labour falling back 2% to 10% behind. ICM has the tories 12% ahead.
Comres is using 82% turnout for under 25s, which is just nonsense.

Gonna buy a load of heroin so if Corbyn wins I can take it all and slit my wrists

>>127871585
TANK *sniffs* U MUCH

>>127871681
this, there's no lesser evils here.

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>>127871360
pls no i will give you all of my milk for this round stop

>>127871738
that's the joke

>>127871738
you can tell because he doesn't sniff nearly as much

>>127871660
She's most likely being lined up to be an mp or head of the civil service

BASED JEWS!

British Jewish general election voting intention:

CON: 77%
LAB: 13%
LDEM: 7%

(via @Survation / last week)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869515166769184768

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karen

>>127871790
well whats the most accurate UK poll then?

IBD/TIPP have guessed the US right the last few elections and had trump switching between winning and losing throughout the election

>>127871115
Will Self.

Ex smackhead.

Never trust a smackhead, even one who's on a tolerance break.

Scottish poll from STV:

SNP 43%
Con 25%
Lab 25%
Lib 5%

>>127871610
>alt-left
is this the stasserism/nazbol shit that leftypol is trying to convert /pol/ with

>>127871981
That's a bit harsh isn't it? Surely some people kick the habit for good?

>>127871972
Usually ICM and Ipsos if the EU referendum is anything to go by.

>>127871952
Wtf I love Corbyn nao

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First for Mummy

Just got my postal vote.

My constituency is a safe seat for the conservatives.

Who do I vote for?

Does your media make it seem like trump is a train wreck like ours does? Is this possibly causing a shift to the left? Is anyone aware that our markets, business/consumer confidence and wages are up bigly? Does anyone remotely realize what kind of shit show would take place If Corbyn is elected and competing for capital with Trumps pro business agenda? If Corbyn is elected your markets are going to get crushed, do people there realize this?

>>127871681
>Reminder that both main parties support abortion.
>implying thats a bad thing

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>>127871585

>>127871253
Contrarian clickbait poll.

>>127872092
what ever tickles yer fancy. draw a nob in the green party box

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>>127872092
UKIP obviously

>>127872092
Who are the other candidates?

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>>127872108

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>>127871115
So who fancies Steptoe to not get raped by the EU, now that he's already told them he won't No Deal them?

>tip, he's shown them his cards before he's even got to the table.

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>>127872092
just draw this cool thing

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>>127871959
good post

>>127871781
>khakis
>not redcoat
Step it up chum.

>>127872207
>Chavlets and Niglets
>deserving human rights

>>127872327
>killing thousands of white babies
>ever being excusable

>>127872098
The problem is that the media is repeat the same message bashing him, which is now causing for people to get bored of it and to start supporting the under dog.

If you repeatedly tell the population NOT TO VOTE FOR THIS GOY then guess what happens.

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Guys if i become a tripfag will brit/pol/ like me?

>>127872320
Give me a link to where I can buy a decent one and I'll give it a shot, would make for some top brit/pol/ larping gear.

>>127872205

Does it matter?

>>127872396
yeah its what they did with trump in US.

corbyns had so much media coverage now everyone is aware of him.

>>127871778
New right in the UK was thatcherism and libertarianism, The French "New-Right" was distinct, and Bowden could be said to be an Ultra-Right Wing Modern in the New-New-British Right, heavily influenced by the "French New Right",see his book: "Right".

Besides, I didn't even imply he was in the alt-right. But the alt-left is an entity on the internet, and Zizek is a meme to them as Bowden is a meme to brit/pol/ or the "alt-right" (rather than alt-lite), less so French-New Right since they don't know him, and so on.. It doesn't even matter what Bowden was because people in the alt-right (radix etc.) are almost totally responsible for his posthumous exposure.

The problem is there are so many semantic deviations on the right its paralyzing to discuss.

Does every UKIP video involve walking?

>>127872252

And get arrested for thought crime? No thanks.

>>127872501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyioxqOgDw

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>>127872223
Old Steptoe was a kiddy fiddler. Wilfred Brambell. Typical Tory.

>>127872370
>Killing 1000s of non white babies
>implying single mum raised chavlets will be any better.
>Ever being non-excusable

>>127871681
>Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it

Reminder that this is no ordinary election, it is a Brexit election. And although I 100% agree with you (I vote ukip), this time we have to ensure a hard Brexit, which means voting Tory

>>127872092
UKIP if there's a candidate
Independent if not
Spoilt ballot if neither

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Why do the conservatives have so many gay MPs? They have more than labour

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>>127872421
Yes

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>>127872421
No, but if you keep posting ass we might.

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>>127871115

>>127871660
That's a good spot, her and her husband are central figures of the ruling class.

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mummy

>>127871660
Is this your Obama?

>>127872204
they're not on my polling card :(

Out of 650 constituencies UKIP are contesting about 100 of them.

>>127872564
Easy token hires

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>>127872584
here u go anon <3

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>>127872621

>>127871219
We have a choice between cunts and lunatics. Either way we're going to all live in Tower Hamlets and the rich will live in Chelsea, sniffing coke and importing Russian hookers, whilst the peasants will fight over a 40+ ex Muslim heroin addict white women, as the Muslim gangs will have chucked her, and that will be the only white pussy around that hasn't been claimed by the local Imman.

We will see filth in the streets. The local primary school will be 100% foreign born. Somalians will fight Pakistanis in the street. Your sister will be raped. The police will respect the rights of immigrants and avoid patrolling due to budget cuts. Rapes will be daily, bombings will be monthly. Our politicians will chant the importance of diversity after every attack.

And if you whisper "what went wrong" you will be declared a racist, non person grata, and your house will be repossessed for migrants.

Great Britannia, Britain rules the seas. Britain never ever will be slaves

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>>127872421
Yes.

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>>127872705

EQUAL MARRIAGE FOR NORTHERN IRELAND

EQUAL MARRIAGE FOR NORTHERN IRELAND

EQUAL MARRIAGE FOR NORTHERN IRELAND

>>127872564
They all went to all boys boarding schools like harrow and eton

>>127872719
why is the flag black?

>>127872479
My point was is anyone sounding the alarm? like, this is going to be terrible if we go hard left with Trump in office? May(will) cause capital flight across the atlantic.

>>127872559
>ensure a hard Brexit
>still being part of the european arrest warrant area and having hundereds of thousands of migrants coming in each year devaluing labour so that Theresa's (((friends in big business))) can make as much profit as possible

It literally makes no difference.

>>127872595
I just went through the list of Brits who are going, there's only about 5 or 6 of them, most your typical old white blokes with some senior role. One husband of a (((Rothschild))) if I remember rightly. She just stood out quite a lot.

>>127872677
Had literally never heard of her desu

>>127872475
Yes. I'd rather vote for a Brexit Labour candidate than a Remain Tory.

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>>127872720

>>127872870
NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

>>127872870
has direct rule gone through now?

>>127872436
http://www.britishmilitarysurplus.co.uk/shop/ceremonial-parade-clothing.html

Here you go lad, bit pricey mind, I think you can get a copy on ebay

>>127872092
I'm a safe labour seat... what do

Why was the milkman so ineffective at getting any media attention

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>>127872621
My Mummy is a Princess. Your Mummy is literally shit.

>>127872720
Straseritebro?

>>127873205
because he looks like the village retard

>>127873172
How safe?

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How pointless is it all lads?

This feeling of apathy is only gonna get worse with all the yanks going autistic about Brexit happening or not on voting day.

>>127872720
>Great Britannia, Britain rules the seas. Britain never ever will be slaves
The fuck are you doing?

>>127873138
Ah, I meant a period dress red coat, one from the 18th/19th century, I'd feel like a bit of a Walter Mitty wearing dress that is still worn by serving members.

>>127873006

Well the Tory was one of the biggest advocates for Brexit. The labour candidate is a literally who.

UKIP are also standing though...

>>127872720
>t. Richard Littlejohn

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>>127873205
He's super un-photogenic, but not as bad as milipede.

>>127872693
>they're not on my polling card
Conservatives, and hope they stick to their hard Brexit pledges, which I'm convinced they will

>>127872999
Nobody had heard of Obama when he was at Bilderberg, that's why I asked. She's being readied for the next election most likely.

>>127873275
i just hope those crazy terrorists have more cards up their sleeve.

>>127873253
he does look like the dude you see at your local corner shop you could barely even perceive they exist

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>>127872893
>why is the flag black?

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Feel fucking shit about the upcoming election tbqh lids

>>127873275
Just sit back and watch the fire rise from the hillside (brit/pol/), who knows, it might put it's self out but there is no point being super worried about it, just enjoy the show and talk about it here.

>>127873337
If it's a really safe seat, like 55%+ for the Tory then vote UKIP.

Going on holiday to Australia on Saturday lads, might move there if I like it.

>>127873448
same senpai, im just looking forward to bunkering it up with brit/pol/

>>127873435
>he's moved to britpol
fucking stay here

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>>127873359
idk man i've seen him in a bunch of films and adverts

You'd think the yanks would realise how retarded Trump is with that tweet, but no, they think it's clever, or some 4D chess bullshit.

This cult of personality has had its day I feel.

>>127873458
I know senpai thats the plan, I just hope the sticky thread and brit/pol will be separate

>>127873525
What job do you have?

>>127873172
What constituency lad

>>127872720
hint: don't be a peasant

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Political Betting Markets:

>Prime minister

89% mummy will be minister


https://www.predictit.org/Market/3189/Who-will-be-prime-minister-of-the-United-Kingdom-on-June-30

>Seat predictions:

23% 390 or more seats held by Conservatives
17% <329

The rest are in between

https://www.predictit.org/Market/3188/How-many-seats-will-the-Conservatives-win-in-the-2017-UK-snap-election

___

I made several thousand off these faggots because they were so wrong about Trump being elected, so take it for what it is.

>>127873619
>This cult of personality has had its day I feel.

Says increasingly nervous man

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>>127873735
>betting

>>127873736
I worded it wrong. I should have said I've had enough of this he can't do no wrong bullshit.

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>>127871585

>Tories are Jew overlords who will slowly kill the country

>Labour are leftist useful idiots run by Jews who will quickly kill the country

I stopped caring who wins a while back, it's all going to come tumbling down anyway.

If anything I want Corbyn to do it just so our suffering ends quicker, and we can start again sooner.

>>127873448
i'm hoping for a hung parliament

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>>127872870
SAVE ULSTER FROM SODOMY

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>>127873823
>having morals

>>127872945
This is nonsense. Brexit is the big cleaver. It was the working class standing up to the establishment. Surprisingly May has embraced this and is actively persuing a working class style hard Brexit. It's imperitive she wins. She might be lying about her intentions but then she'll end up being more hated than Blair. She will stick to her promises. And anything else is baby steps towards the end goal; we cannot reveal our power level too soon, first comes a hard Brexit. That's the important bit. Ukip can pressure for the other stuff for after we Brexit, that's the plan, isn't it?

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>>127873619
>Wishful thinking, the post

>>127873172
get a labour tshirt and go door knocking

your constituency will turn blue

quick there isnt much time

>>127873658
Only some wank office job, however my brother in law drives a scaler over there and makes a fucking mint so hopefully he'd be able to get me sponsored for something similar

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>>127873448
>Feel fucking shit about the upcoming election tbqh lids

>What makes you think we give a damn, you anime nonce?
t.the Lids

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>>127873823
I paid 4 months rent because I know how to read bias in state by state polls (have an authorship in clinical research).

>inb4 but degenerate anyway
KYS.

>>127873364
Got to be.

Labour won't even pretend to care about immigration, letting them near Brexit would probably be the worst possible scenario end up in.

>>127873619
Are you still going to be calling trump stupid when he purges all your businesses with any mobility and throw you into a recession after Corbyn is elected?

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>>127873950

>May has embraced this
>a working class style hard Brexit
>She will stick to her promises
>stick to her promises

>>127872999
Top civil servant, head of OFCOM, husband also a top civil servant, ex-IMF. Fuck this country, it's run by a tiny elite. I don't think either of them would bother with getting into Parliament, they're too powerful for that already.

anyone else unable to post images? i don't venture out of brit/pol much

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Just played the green part broadcast on ITV. Think there was about 5seconds of environmental issues and most of that was showing an """evil""" nuclear power station. The rest was Refugees and evil Trump fuck the Greens they've misappropriated environmentalism to something horrific

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9MLWhMUDps

>>127874202
>mention trump did something stupid
>asspained yanks in denial show up
You could set your watch by this shit.

>>127873841
A lot of his biggest supporters criticised him heavily over the Syria missile strike.

I don't get the pissy attitude some people have with him now, he made us all dream and even if he fucks up bigly in his term I'll still have the memories of the campaign and the revitalisation of nationalism.

>>127873950
>Surprisingly May has embraced this and is actively persuing a working class style hard Brexit
Firstly, there is no such thing as a hard brexit, by using the phrase you are playing into their neolinguistic programming methods by making people fall into the middle ground logical fallacy, that is to say that only the middle between two extremes is acceptable, but we are either part of the European Union or we are not, May might say she is perusing what she calls a "hard brexit", but the fact is that migration will still remain in the high 200k range, and the European Arrest Warrant is something we will still most likely be a part of, and we can hardly be considered a sovereign nation if we can't control our borders as part of some sort of trade deal and we can't stop our citizens from being deported.

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>>127874323

Who's this labour gay voice queer on BBC 1

>>127874334

This, I'm pretty big on animal rights and on the environment but the Greens are toxic SJWs, maybe 10% Green issues 90% leftist social issues. Disgusting.

>>127873978
Sounds comfy. Australia or the states would be my second option if not Britain.

>>127874353
>/ptg/ is leaking again

For fucks sake

corbyn goes from city to city addressing huge crowds. thousands of people turn out to hear him. you see him on TV and he's generally confident, well spoken, and friendly. he is wearing nicer suits. the sniping from his own party has stopped and they've pulled together, which makes me wonder why if they had done this from the start whether they'd have a stonking poll lead. the media cannot simply dub him 'calamity corbyn' any more, because it's impossible - their credibility is at stake. given the vast exposure that he gets now it would be extremely hard for them to do so without their readers/viewers getting actively confused.

corbyn is also just really, really good at campaigning.

the media made it into may vs corbyn. corbyn we've seen, he's been rammed down our throats by the press whilst may was kept under wraps. her popularity was based on her mystique rather than any of her actual talents. she experienced an almost complete lack of exposure or criticism from the press. all corbyn needs to do is be less shit than her and he looks more primeministerial than her this doesn't mean that he's the perfect leader, he isn't... it's just that she is clearly ridiculously bad.

>>127874176
Agreed!

>>127874549
I bet it's Barry Gardiner

>>127874360
Yeah but anyone who did was met with cries of shill shill!

Makes it all the easier for retards to create X said Y threads, take that DRUMPFTARDS, and get endless replies.

>>127874630
cont

i think there is another thing at play too that people haven't really mentioned. the polls show that we are seeing the anti-tory vote solidify behind the tories but i think it's more complex than this. i think what we are seeing is that there is a return to tactical voting. there aren't that many lib dem seats for the opposition to solidify behind, but i suspect they will make gains above what their polling predicts. i think may has miscalculated massively and that voters are adopting the so-called progressive coalition even if the parties have not. i think the lib dems will, as a result, do better than their polling suggests when it comes to seat wins but that nationally their share of the vote will be much subdued on 2010 and only a small recovery from 2015. i think this will lead to a double whammy for the tories caught between people who hate them flocking to labour, and people who hate them going to the lib dems where it's plausible.

i suspect part of the reason for this is may herself. whereas corbyn has those who love him, and those who hate him, may simply had those giving her the benefit of the doubt and those who hate her. the group giving her the benefit of the doubt is shrinking and with it her support.

>>127874334
wtf i love refugees now

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Daily reminder that the "blackpill" is a classic leftist demoralisation strategy.

Daily reminder that YKTD, the main promoter of the "blackpill", was a rabid anti-Blairite and (like Hitchens), despised the Tories while promoting the "UKIP is a joke, don't bother voting for them lol" meme. He also supported the Islamisation of Britain, and repeatedly said that socialism wasn't as bad as we thought.
He was a cryptoCorbynista.

Daily reminder that leftypol (and other internet lefty crusaders) are constantly trying to brainwash us with their pathetic attempts at psyops.

The blackpill = the Corbyn suppository
YKTD = Corbynista

Bonus daily reminder that Peter Hitchens was a radical socialist in his youth. He claims to have changed, and yet he still believes that socialism is "honourable" and that Corbyn isn't half the threat that he's made out to be. At the same time, he endlessly rants about the Tories and the right (that he claims to be a part of). Funny that he's much more respectful, generous and friendly with his so-called opponents than with his so-called allies...

Hitchens, like his disciple YKTD, is a closet socialist posing as a conservative in an effort to collapse the right from the inside.

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Why isn't she debating comrade Corbyn?

>>127874630
Corbyn answered very little of the questions put to him on last nights debate/paxman interview.

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>>127873978
Let us know when that happens.

>>127874334
Trump is a stooge, same as Reagan or Bush

>>127874771
Because she's shit at speaking

>>127874630
Corbyn gets elected he will throw your economy in a recession and it will be blamed on Brexit. Mark my words.

>Labour twitter saying WHERE IS THERESA MAY

Corbyn wasn't going until this morning, it was a stunt he needed to make after yesterday's disaster to try and win back some female votes, it'll backfire on him though when the leftists get into a scrap and the only one talking sense is Rudd.

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>tfw Tim unironically got his hopes up for a LibDem surge

>>127874771
She is shit at it.

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I am moving some money overseas in case Corbyn wins. Some will be buried in the garden so communists don't get it. Do you think Trump would let in white refugees from the UK?

>>127874771
Because it would be too easy for her

Corbyn is destroying himself, look at him with mumsnet

>>127874908
Thanks for your insight. You've really demonstrated a deep understanding of British politics. We'd have struggled to reach that conclusion without your input.

>>127874935
>the only one talking sense is Rudd.

Never thought I'd see the day.

>>127874804
Neither Reagan or Bush ever campaigned on the issues he did. If anything it's Reagan's fault America is >56% now after his amnesty policies.

>>127874334
That fucking cunting song annoys the fuck out of me, like I care about immigrants? I don't care, stay out this country, go to Germany they actually fucking want you, we don't!

Why do millennial hippy scum do that same acoustic crappy covers in the slow monotone DURR DURR voice of old songs? It's starting to piss me off, think we need to introduce capital punishment for those kinds of singers.

>>127874771
>guranteed to win majority
>hmm should i go to this charade for no reason or stay comfy in bed

answer is obvious

>>127874334
What actually makes them different from the milkmen anymore?

>>127874506
Jesus that man takes a bad photo

>>127874950
Honestly I'm surprised that they haven't gained any of the hard remain vote too, they've remained more or less static since 2015

>>127874231
Lel. That's a better bet than the alternative. Corbyn would fuck Brexit and the country. All the hard work down the pan. We've got to this far, last hurdle to go before the Brexit discussions. A Conservative victory is imperitive for Brexit. I don't like voting for them, but it remains the case

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>tfw are Leanne lays into an unprepared Corbyn all night on the STATE of Welsh NHS

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>>127874908
This.
Corbyn can't wait to surrender to the EU. When the economy plunges, blame brexit and rejoin EU. Then let in more Muslim Labour voters.

>>127875186
kek

>>127874334
isnt this one of our football songs

>>127875186
>yougov
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

corbyn will win inshallah

corbyn will NATIONALISE ANIME

>>127875257
wtf i love corbyn now

>>127875047
on foreign policy they are very much the same

this is not what we were promised

>Reagan's fault America is >56% now after his amnesty policies.

What's trump doing about that? Is he building the wall or deporting people? Is he making european immigration easier?

>>127875193
Leanne Wood is a qt3.14

>>127875288
>voting corbyn
lmao

>>127875186

>someone spent time making this weak meme

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>>127875257
dumb animefag

>>>/r9k/37405396
>>>/r9k/37405432
>>>/r9k37405513
>>>/r9k/37405550

This is sad

>>127875317
t. tory boy

>>127875257
>>127875288
>>127875317
What level of ironic memery is this

>>127874771
Because she's an autist.

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I've got my fingers crossed, and I'm hoping for a win for the Tories.

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>he isn't voting for state issued gfs

Who exactly is the best person to vote for still?

>>127875413
>replying to anonymongs

>>127875193
She needs to stop insulting English nationalism, considering she's a Welsh nationalist.

>English nationalism BAD BAD BAD EVIL AND DEMONIC

>Welsh nationalism GOOD GOOD GOOD MUH FREEDOM (but not really, we still want gibs from England and freebies whilst we insult them LOLOLTROLOLOL).

Fuck her, stupid accented hag.

>>127875382
Most things on r9k are.

>>127874935
Rudd is the only Tory having a good campaign, she's toned down her shrillness a bit since the referendum, when she was awful.

>>127875382
why do these autists obsess over this shit?

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>>127875324
>tfw you only make bother making one meme in your life and it ends up on CNN

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Need a picture of Are Nige with some anime girls lads, anyone got some?

>>127875445
Whoever your UKIP candidate is.

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>>127871115

>Russell Brand
>Power/influence to sway an election

Those two are mutually exclusive! You dumb n*gger he endorsed GREENS then LABOUR in 2015 !!! How did that work out, n*gger?

>>127875506

Rubbish, the likes of David Davis have been doing great, you should've seen what Gove did to Gardiner yesterday.

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>>127874896
>>127874954

>Bad at debates
>Prime Minister of UK

Why didn't they pick someone else to be PM?

Compared to Yank counterparts, British pols have god-tier speaking / debate skills. How did the Conservatives pick the one politician that's shit at it?

>>127875586
Why are you self censoring nigger?

>>127875541
>ideal make body

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>>127875541
Not really Anime but oh well

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>>127875586
Look at the source its the Spectator you fool. They're taking the piss!

>>127875637
She wasn't picked to be PM. She just sat around while all of her opponents quit. It was bizarre really.

>>127874908
>post-keynsian economics
>anything but a huge improvement over the current system even by it's own fucking models.

People who haven't studied the economic models shouldn't talk.

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>>127875637
It was her turn!

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>>127875541

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>>127875442
>>127875186
>All these pathetic leftypol "memes"
>All these 1PBTIDs aggressively promoting Corbyn

Give up, you sad cunts. It's clearly not working.

Pic related, this is the real Corbyn base. Go bother them instead please. You might actually get some of them to listen.

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>>127875324

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>>127875541
Another

>>127875294
Yeah Trump has gone back on a lot of what he said during the campaign about foreign policy unfortunately.

Illegal entry into the US has declined steeply this year and deportations have risen sharply.

Be serious about European immigration, could you imagine the reaction if he favoured it? He blocked entry from literal terror hotspots and half of their country lost their shit.

>>127875637
She is a useless orator, she always fucks up her words and makes silly little mistakes and very quickly tries to correct them, it's annoying, she should be flayed alive for such annoyances.

>>127875817

Is this what passes for humour on reddit? Disgusting.

Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy disarm our nuclear defences.

>>127875819
>tfw straserite
>hate idpol but hate the capitalist even more
the idpol lunatics are a lost cause

>>127875826
Meme inception

>>127875762
>1PBTID
>Anything other than a desperate leftypol/Momentum shill

How's it working out for Venezuela by the way?

Don't bother replying, I know it's always "not real socialism and we never said it was" when it inevitably collapses.

>>127875186
>yougov
lmao

>>127875826
kek

>>127875966
Worse still; 9gag

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>>127875186

>>127875841
>pakis out

funny when they only want poles, bulgarians and romanians out but keep all their browns because muh commonwealth. You are gonna get fucked hard anyways you pieces of shit

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>>127875186
May lampooned hard there BTFO

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Which counties here are the good guys and which are the bad guys

>>127876001
>not understanding that it's already fucking done

half the reason he probably agreed to it is because it would cost like 10 times more to decommission and cancel contracts now, and return fire policy works even if you insist you wouldn't fire because the risk remains too great.

>>127876137

I assumed 9gag at first but I thought they always had a watermark...

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>BBC reports on the "drumpf" spelling typo in a serious way

>>127876174
>You are gonna get fucked hard anyways you pieces of shit

t. 50% youth unemployment and still bringing in "refugees"

>>127876213
>good guys
north korea
>bad guys
everyone else

>>127876049
Literally everything in his manifesto is just post-keynsian in nature, it all derives from Kalecki. Get your head out your ass.

Sure is a lot of Momentum shilling on /pol/ right now.

got a pay rise today lads

There is a video floating around facebook about a disabled woman who has to climb up and down stairs in order to get in and out of her home and it's pretty heartbreaking. Can guarantee there is suitable housing available in her area currently being occupied by scroungers or nonwhites that she could use instead.

Why are we not prioritising disabled whites?

>>127876236
Not anymore lad, They removed it so they can 'secretly' infiltrate our caves of Autism

>>127876213
1-19 are all the bad guys. They're everywhere.

>>127876314
>a guy falling asleep while posting on twitter is considered "major news"
Christ.

So how about it, lads?
Is May a coward like Labour & Co. say because she doesn't to take part in a 7-way clusterfuck on live television?

>>127876358
I've been here since a tranny paki took over britfeel

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>>127876314
Or when this Haggistani pronounces Trump's name wrong on purpose, thinking it is an insult to do so.

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>>127875776
>It was her turn!
She had a turn. Turned out she was shit.

>>127876358
For the last few years at least /pol/ has been neatly divided between an-cap and nat-soc, so it's hardly surprising that lots of us (me included) agree with lots of socialist policies.

>>127876476
>7-way clusterfuck

This is exactly it and they don't understand. Can they please just boot parties under 5%

>>127876349
And if he somehow gets elected and our economy implodes after 5 years, you'll tell me that
>>Oh, don't worry, it was never REAL [lefty buzzword that you use to avoid saying "communism"] anyway, and we never said that it was.

>>127876415

Stepping into the great meme war I see.

Green Party broadcast on bbc1.

Muh refugees

>green part political broadcast for the UK general election
>opens with shots of muh refugees

Kek. Says it all.

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can I get a quick rundown on the Deanopill?

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>This Green party broadcast

Topest of keks

>party political broadcast by the green party
>nothing but muh refugees and still pretending they're all children along with sad music
Wow, really showing me what you're going to do to this country, Greens.

Hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zb8vhRF8zA

>>127876526
DAHNALD DRUMPF!

*audience screeches in applause*

>>127876751

hnng

>>127876830
>self-reported internet poll

>>127875659
Posted this on /bant/ in an effort to trigger some degenerates.

>>>/bant/825836

>millions standing up for new kind of politics
>the green party stands with them

They mean the alt right lads!!! Vote green!!

>>127876751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXtN1QW9uY

>>127875762
My Austrian economics will run circles around your collectivist nonsense. Corbyn gets elected you're fucked, UK capital will flow like water into the US. I work in venture capital I will personally call your productive class and steal your working capital myself, Trump vs Corbyn nomics is like taking candy from a baby.

Defo watching ITV's Election night coverage, they're quite Right Wing focused

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>>127876675
>Muh refugees
They are cunning, lad. They have disguises now.

Is there something on tonight?

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>>127876970
>"based"
>works in finance

>>127876999
>ITV is right-winged focused

>sweet Alex Jones sitting next to a BBC

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Important Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13082247
Important Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13082247
Important Poll
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13082247

New for the debate
>>127877199
>>127877199

At what point during the debate will libdems double down on dudeweed in a blind panic?

>>127877148
Debate on BBC news starting right now.

>>127877148
Election debate on BBC 1, pre-coverage on the BBC news channel

>>127876643
I won't need to becuase that won't happen, we'll see reduced increase in private debt and much healthier rates of growth.

Private debt is the killer that no one talks about. everywhere in the west is literally in the same point Japan was in the 90s in terms of private debt now. I'm making the fucking capitalist argument and you're so brainwashed that you can't see it.

>>127876970
>austrian economics
>relevent

Please tell me more about the lack of objectivity of informatio- oh wait that was proven in the 50s.

>>127877148
Just the usual "lefties and media gang up on UKIP while the handpicked audience shrieks and claps with delight" shite.

>>127876927
>1:40
>I'll pretend the countries broke

Are they seriously so deluded that they think the government is secretly minted?

>>127877201
Raised to 30 and for working men only

>>127877148
New Fargo on 4 at 10pm.

>>127876999
>Defo watching ITV's Election night coverage, they're quite Right Wing focused

Which poor ITV intern have they got doing this?!

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>>127876830
>that was a bit of an emoji eyeroll

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>>127877174

>>>/wsg/1715606
May ain't debating.

>>127877171
They just did a report on Trump pulling out on Climate Change with a positive tone to it, and nothing on COVFEFE!

>>127877148
nothing to see here lad, probably time to go to bed early

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is it looking like the Tories have it ?

>>127877548
Are you sure you're watching the same ITV I watch?

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>>127876970
I've never seen an economic system that isn't shit, or an economist who knows the difference between an arse and an elbow. Economics as a science is beyond even chan parody.

>>127875826

Top Banter there lad

>>127877637
YouGov says they'll lose seats.

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Any of you boys actually read this book? I just started after having it on my shelf for a couple of years.

Guys, seriously. This book is pretty fucking neato.

Just like this amazing OC I spent a fucking hour making says: I don't care if you think of yourself as full blown Gas the Kikes tier. This book is required reading and you will learn something new.

>>127877711
as long as its not corbyn

>>127877544
We know

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>>127876970
>Austrian economics

>>127877645
That's what i got from it. Unlike the Beeb's if ur right wing ur gonna destroy the world rhetoric

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>>127875826