these are my DNA test results....4% jew, what should i do??

>>127864356
Start a bank.

It's only 4%, don't worry about it.

>>127864356
(((European))) Jewish

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Welcome to the tribe my friend. You will get further instructions shortly.

You will only be level 9 but still.

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>>127864356

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Fucking Kike.

>when /pol/ calls someone a kike for having 4% Jew but is okay with most people being 4% Neanderthal
K

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>>127864645
We have almost the exact same results. Isn't it great being pure while Europeans become more mongrelized?

>>127864727
I aint superstitious, by why take the risk?

>>127864930
They're all joking. I hope OP doesn't take them seriously and becomes neurotic over this. He's white and that's it.

>>127864356
eat a bacon cheese burger every morning to keep it from spreading

>>127864930
>>127865207
One drop rule you filthy kikes.

negligible, maybe even a false positive. just remember that many times throughout history jews have converted to christianity and married into christian villages in europe.

>>127864356
Still a mongrel tho.
>24.5

>>127864645
>>127865074
post nose

>>127864356
Gas the 4% or become the 1% and fuck everybody else over.

>>127865269
99.5 percent European. He's white. I say anything above about 97 percent European ancestry is white.
Source: my ass but it seems about right.

>>127864356
Join the club and help us destroy [[[them]]]

>>127864727
.-.

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>>127864356
join the jews and destroy them

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>>127864356
It could be worse, you could be 10% merchant like me.

>complains about people giving private information to the likes of Facebook
>sends DNA to random company
People on /pol/. Many such cases!

>>127864727
nice pic

>>127864356
Get 96% of you over to my place quick and prepare for the hottest anal you've ever experienced

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should I be worried about this desu

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>>127864584
>only 4%
Fuck off kike

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>>127873072
full results

>>127874739
GTFO gook
/pol/ is for white men

>>127865074
>0.3% north african
>pure

dense cunt

>>127864356
Relax. Even Hitler, through his father's side, was 1/4th Jewish. If you don't follow the religion, then you're all good.

>>127864727
I'd do her.

>>127876191
>t. 45% British/Irish and 55% French/German

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>>127868566
You're 20% Irish, you should off yourself. Atleast with Hebrew DNA you are chosen and smart.

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>>127864356
It could be far worse. count your blessings

>>127864727

Jew fag

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>>127864727
>posts a literal kike lover

>>127864356
Try marrying a woman from the Chosen, don't let the 4% of the divine blood go to waste.

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>>127864356
OP are you me?

We have very similar ethnicity just thought I'd let you know

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I'm 5% nonwhite. Hold me pol

>>127868566
>94% European
I'm sure that you look visibly roach.

is this connectmydna? Is it better then those other two?

>>127864356
travel back in time and kill your ancestors

>>127864727
cunt

>>127864727
Kurwa

>>127864356
Literally nothing to worry about. These DNA tests base your samples off of traits that are "Jewish" but in reality can just be from some other DNA bullshit that is consistent with "Jew" DNA. It doesn't mean that you automatically have a family lineage that is religiously Orthodox Jew. Plus it's such a minor percentage. But if you wanna base yourself off of 4% Jew I'll tell you right now to fuck off kike

>>127864356
We'll just like they tell us over at The Daily Shoah, all of these DNA tests are bullshit anyway! They're probably just a bunch of Jews trying to make pure white people think they've got minority ancestry. Gas the kikes! (Unless you're Enoch or his wife.)

>>127864727
Fuck

>>127876471
so 100% european, thanks for the compliment shitskin

>>127865074
>Isn't it great being pure
Nice euphemism for inbred

>>127864356
Fifteen Irish fuck yes cunt, just go with that one

>>127864356
claim reparations for the holocaust

>>127864356
Better than being a crypto dindu/injun like me :^)

>>127864727
but who is the girl though

>>127864727
wow

>>127864356
Gas 4% of yourself

>>127864356
Sue germany for reparations.

>>127877249
sorry i don't like touching niggers

>>127874739
> 0.1% South Asian

fuck off paki

>>127864727
fuck u

>>127864356
4% is enough to qualify you for a visit to a camp

>>127864356
>what should i do??
Ask-a-Nazi

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My mom is pure British white, direct, straight-shot lineage from a noble family that came over on the Mayflower. My dad however is brownish and got adopted. We did his gene test and it came back saying he was 50% German, 25% Native American, and 25% Sicilian-Greek.

What do?

0% jewish and/or Negro blood in me. A-Am I white?

>>127881803
>brownish

back to your mud hut shitskin

Is it just me or do a lot of people with Brit ancestry end up showing a lot of Scandi ancestry on these tests?

It's just noise.

>>127881361
I'm 3%. Did I make the cut-off?

>>127864727
nigger kike

>>127864356
Rejoice! Do a free trip to Israel, you won't regret it.

>>127873072
fish detected

>>127864356
Apply to Germoney for your reparations and live the Jewish NEET lifestyle.

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>>127864645
>>127865074
What does that make me? Top Jew?

Cut your finger yakuza style. It won't purify you but it works as a symbol at least.

>>127883064
>What does that make me? Top Jew?
Your fingers should be melting just posting here anon

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>>127864356
Is your mom Jewish?
>if yes
You are a Jew and should start jewing it up immediately
>if no
Then you can never and will never be Jewish according to their beliefs.

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AY WHITEY GET ME AND LIGHTFOX SOME FIRE WATER

Is there a way to get a DNA test done without letting Jews take your data?

>>127864356
They are giving everyone ashkenazi dna to (((spread diversity))).
Don't be surprised if you get some sub-saharan next time :)

>>127881803
Sicilian implies partial negroid heritage
>moors invaded Sicily banging their women making blue eyes/blond hair into brown eyes/brown hair

>t sicilian

>>127884112
Memes aside, you're what most people would classify as American, mostly European with some African and Native. Do you look white?

>>127883260
i dont engage in any racism, i support the right of white people to try and keep their race alive and pure, i support free speech, and i enjoy making fun of my own people. jews in israel don't want american aid because it is bad for their economy, and generally love the fuck out of america and trump. i support israel because it is there, and my people are there, but i am not a zionist and i don't think globalists like the rothschilds or soros are good for anything other than themselves and their friends. they have created a lot of revenue for shareholders, though.

how do i go about getting reperations from germany with my 4% jew blood

>>127864356
do you feel like a jew?

>>127864356
These dna tests loterally aren't worth a shit and don't test your ancestry. All you can gather from this is how many pepole with similar genetics live in an area.