I will never stop laughing

>>127864047
How can you be so wrong?
How can it feel so good?

>>127863763
Anyone lucky enough to a copy should get this signed my clinton under some bullshit pretense, and then have it signed by Trump, specifically signed as "president trump".
It will eventually be worth thousands.

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the trump edition say?

>>127864047
this is an incredible paragraph, its like a quantum version of dewey beats truman

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If you live in Trump territory:

>You are far more likely to be poor
>You are far more likely to have an STD
>Your daughter is far more likely to get knocked up as a teenager
>Your infant is far more likely to die
>You are far more likely to obese and/or diabetic
>Your kids are far less likely to finish high school and even less likely to pursue higher education and even LESS likely to have the earning potential of their "libtard" counterparts
>Your have FAR more limited access to health care

But hey, you're "winning" right? ahahahahahahaha

>>127864370
I hope you framed it.

I listen to sports talk radio and CBS has a how called "madam Secretary" (on their TV netwrok) that came out pre election. Obviously loosly based around Hillary.

>>127864734
>I don't understand statistics - The post

>>127865286

>Fattest states are trump states
>Least health states are trump states
>Infant mortality, STD prevalence, obesity/diabetes rates all highest in trump states
>HS grad rates lowest in trump states
>Health care access worst in trump states

Not the brightest kid are you? I feel bad for your parents, knowing they will never have grandchildren because their son prefers to grovel at the feet of other men like a cuckold.

>>127864734
>>127866673
don't you ever get tired of your self-delusion ?? real question faggot

>>127866673
>how to lose the next 3 elections - the post
arrogance is a good look for the left. keep it up anon

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>>127863763

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>>127863763
It never gets old does it?

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>>127864734
So what you're saying is that rich snobbish hipsters didn't vote for Trump? Oh no, how ever will we recover from this?

>>127866673
>>127864734
>EVERYONE WHO VOTES IN THESE STATES IS AN IDIOT, AND FAT, AND HAS STDs AND-!
>NO. WAIT VOTE FOR MY SIDE YOU IDIOTS STOP VOTING FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>127868398

>>127866673
Shit calm down with that inferior complex there son.

>>127864734
so trump got elected by the oppressed working class the left claims to stand for

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>>127863763

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>>127864047
>called to repeal the 19th amendment
I can't believe someone actually wrote this paragraph

>>127864047
>Based conservatism

too right

>>127864424
fuggggg i saw her this weekend, shuda done this. I was orignially thinking about getting her to sign the art of the deal tho.

>>127863763
how many liberals stayed at home on election day because they thought hillary was a lock? the media probably helped us on that front.

>>127864047
Wew, this article didn't age well, did it?

>>127864047
Whoever wrote that garbage is an idiot. Even if she did win, why would you demonize half of the country?

>>127864734
Yup, insulting me is totally going to make me vote Left.

Me BTFO, how could I ever recover, etc., etc....

Please, continue in this vein all throughout the next election.

>>127864734
more niggers in red states tho.

>>127869523
Liberal faggots do not understand that normal people can't stand smugness.

>>127864047
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait wait wait hold on let me catch my breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>127863763

>>127868007
>nothing from Israel

>>127864047

I'm literally laughing so hard I'm about to fall over

>>127863763
sage pls

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>>127869003

>>127864047
>But when the dust cleared it revealed a priceless moment in American history.
Well it did

>>127863763
Since the male address is just "mister president" and not "your eminence", "his lordship", "baron president" or whatever, why would a woman get called "madam" and not just "mistress president"???

>>127864047
It's bullshit journalism such as this that pissed off so many people, to the point of voting against the MSM's chosen one. Yet they're still doing it today, as if they haven't learned anything.

>>127864734
Hm, isn't it interesting that people with real problems voted for Trump instead of Miss America is Already Great?

I WONDER WHY

>>127870715

>Yet they're still doing it today, as if they haven't learned anything.

Till somebody goes to jail, they won't.

>>127870715
>Yet they're still doing it today, as if they haven't learned anything.
Never correct your enemy when they make mistakes.

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>>127871225

I wonder if it'll ever dawn on them, that we played them with the rules of their own prophet?

>>127864734
yet another liberal showing their true colors by disparaging the working class.

i wish i voted for her instead of trump. everyday he just makes shit worse. im tired of it.

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>>127871445
They're good goyim til the end lel.

>>127863763
Golden

>>127864047
I have to save that picture for future enjoyment

>>127864047
I love how every single thing in that paragraph is wrong

>>127872686
All her hopes and dreams, shattered

I will always be smug about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

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>>127863763
What joy this brings me... what JOY.

>>127873793
Oh God... It's beautiful.

>>127864047
holy shit i have never read that. what a piece of filth. thank god hillary was a walking corpse and didnt stand a chance of winning

>>127863763
This is the best reminder that normies need to be gassed for their own good.

>>127874599

Then why are Conservatives such undateable virgin cucks? If all these chicks love them they shouldn't be angry virgins with toxic opinions of chick posting on /pol/?

What brings me joy is that Republican policies will kill and impoverish most Trumpcucks. The opiate-crisis kills more conservatives then diabetes. I'll never stop laughing.

Thanks for the tax cut.

>>127864734
Who cares? This is a universal voting democratic republic, you want vote by merit go make your own country or smth.

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still makes me laugh out loud

>>127864047
>trumps most deplorable supporters
really? newsweek calling trump supporters deplorable after hillary got schlonged for doing the same earlier?
>called to repeal the 19th amendment
this never happened. period. if there was any talk it was by a bunch of /pol tards trolling someone. i would expect newsweek to not fall for fake news. oh who am i kidding. still sounds fishy though for them to mention that.
>more experience than any other incoming president
eisenhower would like a word. even nixon would like a word.
>highest glass ceiling in the western world had finally shattered
oh so pissing all over our western allies by claiming the white house is more important than them? i thought we wanted to make friends and not flaunt ourselves.

this has to be fake. no way newsweek wrote any of that shit.

>>127864734
>>127866673
>How to lose 3 elections in a row: The Post

I hope Demoshits never learn and keep insulting the working class.

>>127876312
almost every junkie i've ever known is left wing

also
>1 post by this ID

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>>127863763

Daily reminder that Hillary has parkinson's disease. That's why she's so much away from public:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a60kchXkiAI

They drugged her up for debates where you can see how meds are wearing off at the end and how she's having troubles to answer quickly.

It also explains her seizures and specially 911-collapse where she was seen shaking in the van. That was not just "overheating" or "pneumonia". Also her weird behaviour, swallowing troubles and creepy "laugh" are obvious signs.

95% of parkinson's patients develop personality changes. Uncontrolled parkinson's rage is also common. Hillary is well know for her ill-temper. They also have troubles making logical decisions.

There's no cure for parkinson's disease, it will only get worse. She will be dead or shaking wreck by 2020.

>>127876739
How does that picture even exist?

>>127876741
These "special commemorative edition" magazines are almost all written by marketing firms. It's unlikely that Newsweek staff wrote it.

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>>127876983

>>127876768
MADMAN

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>>127876312
Your cringey attempts at catharsis are fooling nobody.

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>>127876739
>finally reached the oval office on her own
>on her own

>>127873793
this is music to my soul. I'm ashamed to be this addicted to lib tears though.

>>127877025
the picture is from the DNC convention where she accepted the nomination.

>>127868398
she didnt actually post this shit did she?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVjrDEO_vs

>>127877365
Tasty liberal tears

>...nomnomnomnom

>>127864734
Skinny people can't make gains and don't have mass.

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>>127868864
I hope this is real. I'd pay money to have been there on that night to witness the asshurt with a MAGA hat on.

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>>127877449

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902?lang=en

Yes she did. Or at least her campaign team did it after discussing about it in 3 different meetings.

So cringy.

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Fucking amazing

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>>127873752
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Best night on /pol/. It will never be topped

>>127868864
>fanning their faces with homemade Hillary Clinton posters
Haven't laughed that hard in while

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>mfw you get fucked up at a Death Grips gig and Trump wins that very night
Tempe 2016 NEVAR FORGET

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOptjNhKPU

>>127864734
>least niggerest state Colorado
>niggerest state Mississippi

Guess who niggers voted for?

>>127864047
I really would like a copy of the hillary wins time magazine.

>Birthday was November 9th
>didn't get a single gift from anyone
>wasn't sad because America gave me the greatest gift I could get that year
>all the liberal tears I could ever drink
I will NEVER forget this election as long as I live. Thank you, President Trump

Brightened my afternoon OP.

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>>127863763
This will never, ever be less funny

ahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahahahhhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhhah

>>127878106
wtf is this?

>>127864734
>You are far more likely to have an STD
don't 50% of nigresses in the US have herpes?

>>127864370
that's uh...ice cream right?

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>>127863763
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>127872686
That's some 1984 shit right there

>>127873082
Just imagine though if she had won. All the Liberalism bullshit would be intensified 100 fold. It would be horrible

>>127863763

Is the entire magazine dedicated to her "victory"?

Would be amusing to read all of it.

>>127863763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJNcbjkcLCY

>>127876879
There's gotta be more of these. Please.

>>127883818
This X1000, This is why I didn't want her to win. anybody but her

>>127883818
>Just imagine though if she had won

Nobody would be taking pictures of themselves holding her severed head.
Nobody would be making Russia collusion accusations.
Impeachment wouldn't be brought up daily.
Her twitter wouldn't be stalked by the William LeGate's of the world.

>>127864734
Please don't change
>Please don't adjust
Please don't change
>Please don't adjust
Please don't change
>Please don't adjust
Please don't change
>Please don't adjust

>>127883519
I think it's yogurt, Ranjeep Fabuleepareepadeepdeepabeepapoo

>>127878106
She wasn't even real. Trump was up on the debate stage alone.

>all according to plan

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>>127883126

Green screen malfunction with CGI Hillary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdRHDLSXmdA

MSM faked "rallies" for her.

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HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>127876739

>>127868864
And this is why we should have never allowed women to vote. Or run for president for all that matters.

>>127864047
One hundred thousand keks

>>127884735
Jesus Christ I miss how fun all the Hillary Clinton conspiracy theories were during the election. I wish they never stopped.

Msm

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>>127877884
I'm sure it is. For ten years I've lived next door to these annoying libs. Typical upper middle class old hippie assholes that supported obongo then shillary. Anyway they aren't just casuals, sometimes i get their mail and they are local DNC activists and volunteers - they spend their vacations doing political volunteer work for the dnc, shit like that. The wife had a hillary sticker on her car even before the campaign started, like going back to 2015. Night of the election they were hosting some watch party with some of their commie friends and a few times when they would announce some state going to trump i would go to my side window and hear screaming, shouting, and swearing. Fast forward to now, the wife has gained at least 50 lbs and has started chain smoking. She's always outside huffing cigs and i never saw her smoke once in the ten years before.

Trump is killing liberals indirectly. I can only imagine what he is doing to the left's collective blood pressure and cholesterol levels. Makes me fucking giddy every time i see those fuckwits knowing trump is driving them to an earlh grave

>>127876768
/pol/ in an image

>>127885672
The "why aren't I 50 points ahead you may ask" was a high point for me. She was literally losing it.

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>>127876739
>yfw Hillary demanded they put "on her own"

>>127885672
>conspiracy theories
Conspiracy facts. There was literally proof the press was taking questions for her and her opponents from her team and leaking them debate questions.

>>127885703
And you, my kind anon, your story just made me cream my pants.

Fail

>>127869442
Because that's what we fucking do you dumbass.

They hate us, we hate them.

>>127886163
The video that I originally replied to has some interesting stuff in it, but doesn't put forth a theory as to why everyone has brain tumors near Obama? What was going on there?

>>127887153

Meanwhile, somebody's playing both sides

>>127887413
but (((who))) ?

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>that satisfying moment at the end of the season when the villain sees all their scheming come to nothing and realizes they've been defeated

Lololol

>>127888212
Just....don't let them...see you cry.

>>127884932
>Pennsylvania
>Michigan
>Wisconsin
>red
keep dreaming drumpftards

>>127888212
Bills fucking face.

"I told ya, Hill. You're too much of a sour bitch to win."

>>127888212
>Hillary: I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids
>Bill: Where am I?

>>127888212
The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme would be good here too.

>>127888212
Bill looks fine. I guess she would have been unbearable if she were president. And now he has a fucking trump in his stack - he did win.

>>127868862
The left hates the working class, and the election only increased that hate.

>>127864047
>The western world had finally shattered.
So they would admit to being terrorists if she won the election?

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>>127864047
>previously unknown
what the fuck are you talking about
American history has had tens of thousands of demagogues
how can you be so ignorant of your countries own history.

she is live on Recode right now with MOSSBURG and Swisher

what a shit show

>>127891337
As if they aren't already.

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>>127863763
lol worlds biggest loser, her cough will kill her lol

Wait a second.... Only 2 posts from ID?
Don't we have a word for threads like this?