Oh Drumpf, sweetie, just give up.
>>127859421
Drumpf melted the poles
blumpf cant even see her tweets, how will blumpf ever recover desu
>>127859421
>muh climate change
>climate change is what made ISIS possible
Enjoy Brexit.
>>127859493
i would drown myself in her twin polar ice if you know what i mean
>we live in an age where literal nobodies try to get famous by replying to a president's tweets
Oh Bess Kalb sweetie, we both know this was your original plan all along. Darling, it's quite obvious to everyone that you tried your hardest to be the first snarky twitter reply on all of Trump's tweets to boost your e-fame darling so you can get more follows in your echo chamber of tweets. But honey bunches, this is the real world. People get to ignore little nobodies like you!
>>127859421
hahahaha
and they say women aren't funny
>>127859421
DRUMPF IS FINALLY FINISHED
>>127859749
>literal nobody
try again sweetie. she's a writer for jimmy kimmel. now be a darling and run along
>>127859421
I thought they did the sciencey stuff and that the penguins and polar bears have even more room to roam around.
>It's another virgin-started /pol/ thread dedicated to this random cunt on Twitter
>>127859421
Do you think she realises that penguins live in antarctica, where there is actually a landmass beneath the ice?
>>127859421
sage
>>127859421
>penguins
>drowning
>>127859421
reminder that climate change is a jewish plot to destroy the west
tfw she just dropped more scienz than shill nye.
>>127860012
Diversity hire, you can probably count the number of jokes she's written that have actually been used on 1 hand.
>>127859493
>crocs
GAS
>>127859421
How does that make any sense at all? The fucking penguins don't literally live on ice sheets
>Penguins
>polar
This is about the level of intelligence I expect from somebody like baby body bootie bothered Bess.
Why do we have Faggotty Feminazis saying shit like sweetie. Go choke on a bag of dicks you Cunt
>>127859421
>30 retweets
Lol, she's done for.
>>127859421
>female comedians
Holy fuck guys, what if Antarctica melts
>>127860012
cackle
>>127859421
Stop giving this hysterical cunt on a temper tantrum attention.
It is what she is going for.
What she really needs is some strong white man to throw her in a burlap sack, chain her in the kitchen and put a burkha on her. She would be much happier.
>>127861232
stop reddit spacing
you dont have to type like that
see this is how a non autism types
>>127861438
calm down ee cummings
>>127859421
why are lefty jokes so unfunny and cringe?
>144 likes
>Not 1.4k
Trump really killed her career didn't he
BRAMF BEE TEE EF O
>Only 3 retweets and 144 likes
God damn, she was at least 1k+ on both when leeching off of Trump.
>>127859421
>swimming animal
>drown
also Antarctica is a landmass and even has mountains. someone tell this cunt how stupid she is
>>127859421
C O M E D Y
W R I T E R
>>127861562
CANT ALLOW IT TO PROLIFERATE GO HOME GI
>>127859421
33.319991, -118.303235
>>127861232
why would you want a strong white man to waste his time on this jewess?
>>127860012
So she's part of the worst late night show, which are all totally unwatchable and vomit inducing? Makes perfect sense based on her apparent level of idiocy.
>>127859421
I liked it and retweeted it fampais
>>127859493
>neck tat
what a mess
>>127859421
Wow, that was really fucking hilarious. Also, anyone wearing crocs >>127859493 should be thrown off a building.
Do penuins drown hahaha what a dumb ass
Uh... what?
Very redpill bro.
>>127859421
Covfefe is actually a shoutout to 4chan >>127859641
>>127859421
Walk it off, lampshade.
ITT: /pol/ gets SWEETIED THE FUCK OUT
>>127859493
I BET SHE DOES ANAL
>>127859421
God this lady is so cringe, how much you wanna bet she'll cry herself to sleep every night fingering herself to trump and she fades into absolute irrelevance. What a fucking mess, she's probably schizo
>>127862251
penguins need air to breathe
>>127859421
Apparently being a comedy writer has a very low bar for entry. Mostly you just have to be a kike, I think
Kikettes 15 minutes are over
Sage
sounds more like a sound a seal would make to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U
>>127862385
All Jewish women do, trust me.
>>127860012
Dude, nobody gives a shit about comic writers. They are just comics that are too fucking weak to preform their own jokes so they give them to someone else who half the time isn't even a comic them self.
>>127862384
Females thinking sweetie offends males. Very redpill bro.
>>127859421
Penguins live in the antarctic which is a land mass not a giant glacier like the artic.
>>127859421
>>127860012
I know Bess personally through her brother.
They're both insufferable cunts as you can imagine, I went to school with the brother and he was kicked out more than once for mental health issues, and he also likes to go out exclusively with freshman girls, even now that he's graduated.
i'm done recycling and i plan to take up littering as a hobby. this is from an ex organic farmer. i hate liberals so goddamn much these days. i must undermine them at every turn possible.
jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but trump can melt the poles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>127862387
she's happily married sweetie to a successful musician, Charlie Harding. you can see her husbands website here if you'd like: http://www.switchedonpop.com/. a shame you have to project so much honey buns. It's you with the mind filled with diddly doo and poop
>>127861567
because its chicks making them
It's coverage.
>>127861567
Because you're a dumbass.
>>127862712
If not larping drop some stories.
>>127862592
Not factual. American Jews, yes.
>>127862712
here's the brother. kekkity kekkity koo
>>127863050
kike alert
>>127859493
Nice Khazar milkers desu
>>127862907
You use way too many cutesy words even for a shill. You are either a flaming faggot or a female that cannot think for herself. I am assuming you probably picked up your liberal activism after dating a retarded boy at university.
Very, very redpill bro.
>>127863062
>jew cuck chinlet
like pottery
>>127859421
Ever heard of a funny woman? Me neither.
>>127863312
OY VEY
fits her too, she's ugly as shit except in her fabricated angles, see her bogpill impersonation in >>127860012
>typos are impeachable
>2 scoops is impeachable
>liberals actually believe this
>>127859421
Why are leftists so proud of not being able to figure out that "covfefe" was supposed to be "coverage"? Is pretending to be a retard cool now?
>>127859493
Reminds me of my jewish fuck buddy. I bet she has a nazi fetish too.
>>127860012
>writer for jimmy kimmel.
admiring these assholes who churn out shit and are hairy
Anyone got her "DADDY" tweet? I seemed to have deleted the image.
Also how many times do you think she has had rape fantasies about him
BESS BTFO GROMPF
SWEEITIE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>127859493
>neck tat
Fucks either mexicans or blacks or maybe both
>>127861997
>33.319991, -118.303235
kek
>>127863589
>admiring these assholes who churn out shit and are hairy
Interesting sentence choice, India
In Arabic, her screen name can translate roughly to "Enough, dog" or "That's enough, dog."
>>127863516
Liberals have only two modes, smug and outraged.
>>127860012
why is her face so bloated?
>>127863870
semen allergy
>>127859421
>144 likes
she's finished
not being on trump's tweets has ruined her
she will jump off a bridge in a week.
>>127863870
It's her SWEETIE BEETY HUNNY BUNNY CHOO CHOO CHUBBY cheeks
>>127863870
I know that disease. I call it, "Not putting down the fork"
>>127863980
oh sweetie pie. even if daddy scolded me and put me in the corner for hurting his fee fees, i'm still here
>>127860012
>literally took the bogpill
>>127863745
black mexicans
>Get blocked on Twitter
>likes, retweets, and desperate chance of transitioning snarking at the president into a writing career or something goes down the toilet
>hire a lawyer fruitlessly exposing your asspain
Is it a JUST?
>liberals think earth's polar regions are made entirely of ice.
>they don't realize canada owns the north pole and it's actually shitloads of huge islands
>don't realize Antarctica is a fuck huge land mass
>they probably think penguins live in the northern hemisphere
>>127859988
>did a lot of shit growing up (being a bully, playing pranks, making life hell for people I didn't like)
>find a hot chick
>get married
>first kid is a girl. Ok. I can deal with that. I want a son though to carry on my name.
>get a son. He is a retard
>God is laughing at you. FUCK YOU FAGGOT. YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THE SHIT YOU DID? YOU THINK I DIDN'T HEAR THE PRAYERS OF THE PEOPLE YOU FUCKED UP?
>>127859421
lol that one was actually funny XDDDD
>>127859493
>burning man
>neck tattoo
>crocs
>>127864207
you dont understand how much being ignored triggers a woman
this will consume her
the PRESIDENT blocked her.
>>127860038
or that penguins are very adapt to water swimming in water
>>127859421
donland brunch is finished
>>127860012
>try again sweetie. she's a writer for jimmy kimmel.
semantics
>>127862907
i-is she wearing a lace bra?
>>127859421
Penguins are great swimmers sweetie, they won't drown and they only live on the south pole wich is mostly snow covered land, only the north pole consists of ice caps.
>>127859421
The ice caps are fine.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/10/31/ooops-new-nasa-study-antarctica-isnt-losing-ice-mass-after-all/
getting pretty sour
>>127859493
Queen of kikes
>>127859421
Penguins... Polar... Drowning.
I can't even.
>>127859421
>penguins are important!
What a fucking idiot.
>>127859421
>Penguins
>Drown
How can one person be so retarded?
>>127859421
Oh well, She can't write belters all the time.
Oh, covfefe.
>>127859493
Ah, the mammary Jew. The most obvious one.
>>127859421
any day now the anti-trump will rise like teh feefeenigs, we just have to wait
>>127872073
At least she's not bitter.
>>127864377
No thanks , I'm not drinking.
his name is Seth Rich
Murdered DNC Staffer Seth Rich Shared 44,053 Democrat Emails With WikiLeaks: Report
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-16/murdered-dnc-staffer-seth-rich-shared-44000-emails-wikileaks?page=2
Proof that DNC manufactured the Russian controversy in June 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6d9xcm/breaking_ive_found_evidence_that_the_dnc/
>>127859493
>frizzy jew hair
>asian neck tattoo
>crocs
>saggy tits
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