Brit/pol/: Battle of the Thames Edition

>>127849416
In the future, please use archive.is on sources renowned for shilling and clickbait.
https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

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The British Army is now half the size it was in 1990 and the smallest it has been since the 1790's when Britain's population was estimated to be 8 million.

What does this mean?

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>>127849950
Standing ground armies are less important?

>>127850115
Ok good. So long as it doesn't mean we're cucks.

>>127849425
fpbp

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HOW?

>>127850423
Peaked too early like the Remain campaign. The only way for her has been down, Corbyn couldn't do any worse

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Vote Labour, lads. Legal weed and civil liberties await

>>127850423
Same reason Hillary was projected to win, liberals love online polls. Elections, not so much.

>>127850423
>lmao dodge debates

this has always been a mongoloid strategy

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>>127850577
They're legalising pot now?

This thread was made first:


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>>127850577
>legal weed
thats the lib dems you cretin

>>127850423
Its a prediction, not a poll. The same company "predicted" a Remain victory and I think a Labour victory in 2015. Its bullshit

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>>127850748
Mummy OP

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corbee has NO chance. its gonna be Tories for the next deacade lads. yoof dont vote because they are glued to their smartphones and are used to being buttraped by the older generation.they never stood a chance.raised, educated and indoctrinated by faggots. I just nee enough of the idiots to get their microchips and have kids to pay my state pension.

>>127850577
Wtf I love commies now

>>127850423
Manchester bombing. The Tories handles the aftermath poorly, the attack showed hollowness of the "strong and stable" slogan and May doesn't have the talent of public speaking like Cameron.

Oh, and the internet regulation plan.

Labour is much worse, but people rightfully blame those in charge for the problems like these.

No commitment to reduce immigration either. They'll win, but I May should personally pledge to start purges if she wants to win bigly.

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Isn't it about time we gave real socialism a chance?

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>Angela Rayner (née Bowen; born 28 March 1980) is a British Labour politician.
>Rayner was elected as Member of Parliament (MP) for Ashton-under-Lyne at the 2015 general election.[1]
>She is the Shadow Secretary of State for Education.

>Born Angela Bowen, she attended Avondale School, Stockport,[2] leaving school as a pregnant teenager, and with no qualifications.[3][4]
>She then worked for Stockport Metropolitan Borough Council as a care worker before being elected as a UNISON union representative.[5] She served as Convenor of UNISON North West [6] the most senior UNISON official in the region.[7]

>leaving school as a pregnant teenager, and with no qualifications.
>She is the Shadow Secretary of State for Education.


THE MORE I LOOK INTO THE SHADOW CABINET THE MORE INSANITY I OBSERVE, WHY IS IT NOT CALLED 'THE ABYSS CABINET'?????

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>>127850577

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>>127851548
The whole nation can learn from her mistakes

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https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/yougov-poll-suggests-tories-fall-16-seats-short-overall-majority/

>tories could lose their majority

Tory shills unironically btfo

>joint bottom for G7 growth

JUST

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MUMMY ?

>>127849950
that conventional warfare is a thing of the past

>>127851548
Still a better cabinet than the current tory one even with Labour MPs turning on Corbyn. At least you know the less qualified frontbenchers will be replaced in the first reshuffle.

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why mummy why ?

>>127851858
When was that picture taken

>>127850423
It's bullshit, as has been discussed a dozen times in these threads since the numbers came out

>>127851113
Do you often talk utter shite lad?

If you actually read the poll breakdown instead of just meaningless conjecture on twitter, it's clear that Labour's boost came over the weekend after the tory manifesto launch - ie., BEFORE the Manchester attack - and that polling done after the attack indicated the tories were climbing away again.

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are you a mummy may ?

>>127851193
We already have faggot, it didn't work.

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>>127851961

>>127850423
it's a poll designed for clickbait

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your mummy ?

>>127851858
>Ealing

What do you expect, it's London and paki central.

>>127852078
He asked when the picture was taken, not when the tweet was posted.

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vote MAY goy :)

>>127849416
>>127849416
can someone explain why a country of 65 million UKcucks vote more radically leftwing than the cancerous libtarded san francisco?

how do you end up with a parliament half full of Labour shitheads?

>>127849416
yeah that OP isnt biased at all

>>127851803
>Diane Abo as home sec
>better

You nearly had me there.

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>>127849416
alright lads & ladies, serious question. What happens if that Corbyn wanker actually pulls it out his arse & wins? Are we gonna meet up & do some fashy bashin?

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Fuck off or 'ill knock the Shit outta ya.

>>127852373
yes, we could all meet up at your place? whats ur address, actually A/S/L?

How popular is Corbyn where you live lads? Everyone at my work fucking hates him and all of my mums friends detested Labour, I think the only support he is getting is from vocal students who are exaggerating.

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REMINDER that there are unironic Momentum shills and pro-Corbyn reddit tourists engaging in the coordinated disruption of brit/pol/ threads

Feel free to shit on them and point out how retarded they are, but do not take them seriously and do not reward low-effort shilling with (You)s

>>127852373
No we'll just whinge on here. Maybe write to the Daily Mail.

>>127852478
>S
not fookin likely lol

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>>127852257
fair point, twitter is always pretty recent though so I just assumed. it's close.

>>127852078
Very good, when was the picture taken?

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Based blackpilled 'kippers

American is more right wing than the UK

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Se was "held against her will"" last night

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vote tory you dumb goy

>>127851858
>>127851961
>brexit will hurt UK economy!
>electing left wing retards and economic illiterates will not hurt the economy
Liberal logic.
As much as I hate you smug cunts I pray to allah every day that Corbin loses and Theresa May keeps majority.
The thought of having Corbin the commiefag negotiate brexit in Brussels makes me want to puke.

>>127850423
>purple SNP

wat

The first step on the road to national socialism, which we all want, is socialism.
This. Is. Achievable. Under. Corbyn.

I can't stress that enough, with Corbyn we are half-way there. If you make the mistake of voting for Sharia May we'll end up with a faux nationalist and soft, soggy Brexit that leaves us isolated from teh rest of the world.
Make the right choice for our country on June 8th.

>>127852608
Ah so its recent. That's depressing.

Can't expect a paki to be Intelligent enough to be nationalist

>>127852344
>Rudd
>Truss
>May
>Davis
>Fallon
>Fox
>Hunt
>Patel
>Leadsom
>Johnson
>Green
>Greening
>Grayling

Worst cabinet in the history of British parliament.

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>>127852512
>REMINDER that there are unironic Momentum shills and pro-Corbyn reddit tourists engaging in the coordinated disruption of brit/pol/ threads

>that OP

yeah sure tory scum

how about you just slink off back to whereever the money cunts gib me dats were


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40059846
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40059846
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40059846


weve been invaded by tory shill cunts

>>127849416

Is that Nigel's wife?

>>127852755
WTF, UK is lost...
RIP UKIP, in 5 years time everybody will forget you and the memory of that slick cunt Nigel will remain only in my heart...

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>>127852478
26/male/uk
>>127852526
lets not do that, we should make a point to take serious action & protect our monarchy.

>>127852893

No that's a pro Brexit Labour MP. Far age is divorced or getting a divorce and lives with a 20 something French girl.

>>127850423
Rubbish, YouGov are one of the polling companies who are massively overrepresenting 18-24 year olds.

>>127852867
Only because Jezza isn't in yet.

>>127851548
You must admit, it is nothing short of a miracle that corbyn has unironically managed to put an election campaign together with the cabinet that he has

>>127852704
Have we started replacing european flags on /pol/ with their new one already?

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W E W

>>127852987

They also just asked 60 people per constituency then guessed. It's not scientific polling at all.

>>127852867
And you think the Labour Shadow Cabinet would make a better Government?

>>127852924
What people should do and actually end up doing are usually two very different things in this country.

>>127853017
>the current cabinet is only the worst because Corbyn

What?

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REMINDER that tory paid shills are a thing and have been here for weeks

they have a budget and are spending on propaganda online to sway the vote

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>>127849416
Who is that trannie next to Nigel? Is this the future of British marriage?

>>127853152
You're a bit thick, lad.

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mummy is CUTE

I want to hold her tight and tell her I love her.

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>>127852881
Another reasonable individual from the Labour camp; incapable of putting a coherent sentence together. Really made me think.

>>127852512
Even after getting BTFO by every single poll for the last two weeks, you still insist this is just shills trolling you on 4chan? How delusional are cuckservatives?
You lost. Deal with it. Try actually putting some effort into your manifesto next time and now letting 2 thousand returning jihadis into the country, Eton boy.

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vote tory goy , if you know whats go for you .

>>127853226
I don't think she'd like that at all.

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>>127851858
bigger pic

>>127853193
labour mp kate hoey

>>127853092
Wait seriously? Fucking hell people need to stop giving YouGov the time of day.

>>127852987
No, I am sure that the age group with the lowest voter turnout will come out to vote at three times the rate they usually do.

>>127853291

Indian names are disgusting.

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>>127853172

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>>127852881
>Brit/pol/ actually has a diversity of opinion
>both sides reeeing about shills

Just relax and revel in the madness lads.

Its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine

>>127853349
They will because they're extremely mad at Brexit and tuition fees. Young people will have the highest turnout this time.

>>127853378

That says nothing about shills and all parties do that...

>>127853287
why

just got this ad on jewtube

https://youtu.be/x9Fqdsg6HkQ

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>>127853172
As opposed to how labour have conducted themselves the whole time in the online echo chambers?

It's ok, if you're not the majority of the UK you'll be looked after. Even though these ethnically challenged folk aren't the ones left behind and have law that advantages them but no worries.

It will be a hung parliament or a narrow majority for Conservatives.
She's fucked this up completely.
1. She’s a fucking autist. Every picture in the papers shows her sperging out. Corbyn has everything to play for now and doing the debate is a master stroke for him.
2. No Alpha Male goes around saying he’s an Alpha male. Likewise “ a bloody difficult woman” she aint. She’s no Thatcher.
3. Let’s face it she became PM because everyone else stabbed each other in the back
4. She was over confident about getting a majority – this resulted in the Dementia Tax, The public is angry. When they get pissed off with political parties they go for a hung parliament. That’s what happened previously resulting in the lib/con government.
5. The Dementia tax is Diabolical it’s completely eroded her support of 40 and over. Pensioners and their adult children.
6. The reports of how the Dementia Tax was put into the manifesto without her approval was bollocks. By scapegoating her PR she looks incompetent. The buck always stops with her.
7. By continuously not stating the cap she makes it even worse that she’s trying to avoid the elephant in the room.

Middle classes are fed up of paying for everyone. Those that have saved and scarified now live in fear of having a long-term illness that doesn’t kill them immediately. It will mean their hard-earned property will be sold off. Leaving no legacy for their children. The Adult children of these old people are also rightly up in arms. They may well be counting on this to get onto the property ladder or pass this onto their kids.
Why Work and save up if the person next to you who hasn’t gets the same social care? Why bother? And if labour get in and go on a spending spree this means that everyone will get something as opposed just those who saved losing out.
Its’ not about Brexit. Brexit is a done deal. It’s for the UK to fuck up. We can either go hard (my preference) or soft. But its not the key factor for this election.
Labour should have been completely wiped out. Instead its alive and well because of this Colossal fuckup of a dementia tax. We can’t function in a democracy without an effective opposition and Corbyn’s policies show how unfit they are to govern. But the fact is they are the only opposition we have. It’s a Hobson's choice. It’s utterly ridiculous but that’s why I’ll vote labour. To ensure a hung parliament so that the conservative can’t enact the dementia tax. Millions of Pensioners and their children are going to the same thing.

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>>127853378
fucking dirty scum yank type ads

are we just going to do yank style politics from now on?
fuck off

>>127853124
I think Abbott is the only downside and with the competent politicians they have got (Starmer, Thornberry, McDonnell, Long-Bailey etc...) they far outweigh the shitshow May has put together.

If Corbyn wins, Labour MPs will stop their bitching and support him, giving him a better choice for his cabinet.

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>>127853299
Are they doing polygender ethical nonmonogamy or have they already commenced conscious uncoupling, as seems to be the latest British way?

>>127853486

It,l be a 80+ majority and you don't have a fucking clue what you're in about m8. Leave it to the people who actually make money on spread betting and so on.

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>>127853131
>What people should do and actually end up doing are usually two very different things in this country.
Indeed. Now watch.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFCaKtDzuA

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>>127849416
>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
I read surgeon as Sturgeon at first and almost cried out in joy

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>>127853544
>with the competent politicians they have got (Starmer, Thornberry, McDonnell, Long-Bailey

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>127853358
An IT person at a former job of mine was called "Pooja Pant."

>>127853456
She doesn't seem like the type who'd want fanboy autist stalker types even in the same room as her, let alone touching her.

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>>127853544
>the competent politicians they have got (Starmer, Thornberry, McDonnell, Long-Bailey etc...)

>>127853725
Nice argument.

>>127853609
lol, you are in fuckign denial if you can't see how the tide is shifting.

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We are signed into it.

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>>127853770
Why'd you have to go all realistic on me?

>>127853544
Even inside the labour party no one thinks thornberry or long-bailey are competent and Mcdonnell is fanatically hated. 82% of labour mps thought Corbyn is incompetent. There is no one left in his cabinet who has any respect within the party and most of the cabinet are completely inexperienced and have the jobs as no one else would do them. Labour mps will never, ever forgive Corbyn after the way he treated them during the brexit campaign.

>>127853172
/britpol/ used to be ukip and labour... Now it's infested with tories. How can anyone not think there's shilling going on here on behalf of the tories?

Britpol is too small a demographic for labour's minimal budget (compared to tories) to invest in, I think it's more likely that people are more vocal on behalf of labour here than before because they want to go to university without the debt attached, and save our NHS, etc. I think it has a lot to do with May's plan for the internet, which has already become regulated beyond what is acceptable for a true 4chan user to take. Remember how us anons made a huge difference to the debate on the legislative attacks on the internet by the US? Nobody here shilling for tories discuss this internet regulation which they are adding on top of the snooper's charter. This is why I believe there are tory shills here.

>>127853868

The expert who got it perfect last time is saying it, the political betting people are saying it, the spread betting sites are showing it, what you read in the papers and see on twitter or in your sixth form common room are not representative of the country.

Anyone else voted Tory but secretly wish Corbyn could be PM?

>>127853486
i'm now collecting posts like this for june 9th

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May gives four reasons for not debating Corbyn

>>127853868
>how the tide is shifting
The closest Labour have been to the tories through the entire campaign is -5%, and it was in a dodgy YouGov poll that assumed an 80% turnout among 18-24 year olds
In a subsequent YouGov poll using the same methodology they then fell to -7%

Every other poll has the tories on +10% to +15%. There is literally no evidence of any tidal shift, and certainly not one in favour of Labour.

>>127853910
Good. This should force our energy industry to modernise

>>127854000
>the spread betting sites are showing it
what? Spread betting sites have immensely reduced returns on a hung parliament or labour majority. Your post is a couple weeks out of date lad.

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>>127854149

That's not what spread betting is you idiot

>>127854093
>because her dog ate her notes
watch out for that one in the coming hours.

>>127853998
>Now it's infested with tories
we saw the right wing swing in the USA

its only temporary and if trump isnt impeached first hes set back the right, globally for decades just like thatcher did

i just dont think its going to swing fas enough for the rushed early election the cunts here called

they KNOW the right wiong swing is over and receeding and they are hoping to stay in govrernment 2 more years than they would if theyd left it till 2020

>>127853291

The absolute fucking state

flying another nations/coalitions flag instead of your own

fucking treason that, being British is just a convenince for them cunts

>>127850577
Im a big smoker, but this is not the reason to vote for someone

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>this is a Syrian girl
>why can't our women look like this

>>127854268
ohhh your talking about the markets? so explain why the pound plummeted after polls started showing a rise in corbyn support?

>>127854093
she hasnt done any of those things and the most public she could meet at once would be on tv the self rightous lieing lunch snatcher fuck

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>all these people ITT underestimating the shy Lib Dem vote

As a radical centrist I'm telling you lads you're in for a shock

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>>127851548
There are parallels between the tea party in the US and momentum/the hard left in the UK. The current Labour party is embarked upon an involution of the Trump victory. Seamus Milne is a shitty British Steve Bannon.

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>>127854059

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>>127854372

That's not what spread betting is either.

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>>127854372
>>127854149
>he doesn't know what 'spread betting' means

>>127854071
Good idea. I hate saying I told you so

>>127853918
It will help when it's time to move on. Trust me.

>>127854093
>more interested in meeting members of the public

Isn't this line being ridiculed as much as "strong and stable"? How long until they drop that too?

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>>127852704
>Flag
It begins.

>>127854413
Except Milne is an incompetent faggot.

>>127854546
we will see me old m8, we will see

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>>127852512
I've been here for way too fucking long, and MUMMY MAY CAN SUC MY DIC
>internet censorship
>all time high immigration with Tories
>rob everyones money for elites
>rob more public money
>blame labours trash spending
>repeat
GO ON JEZZA LAD, SHOW THEM ESTABLISHMENT TOFFS

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>>127854546
Don't worry. You'll have no reason to.

>>127854413
The Tea Party is just a front by the Koch bros to give themselves lower taxes

>>127854059
I'd give Corbs a go if his cabinet wasn't full of retards like Thornby, Abo, and that ginger cunt who quite school because she was pregnant.

>>127854769
>not voting on policy

typical swing voting scum

>>127854769
Angela Raynor, the uneducated Education Secretary

>>127853081
>Green party so cucked they're only standing in 3 seats carefully selected by the SNP
>??
>Biggest Net Rating

>>127854470
>>127854487
oh well, I just gave two examples of a tory defeat being bet on by two different markets.
Stay delusional. Also please use a trip so i can laugh at you on june the 8th, im using one now

People wishing for a Corbyn win, forgetting it comes with a free Dianne Abbott in every pack

we're fucked under the tories, god help us under labour

>>127854853
yeah another good reason why not to vote corbyn

>>127854285
>globally for decades just like thatcher did

Yeah, that really worked out for Kinnock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROKXlvYMKQc

You socialist scumbags only got into power in '97 by pretending to adopt right-wing values. This country has and always will be conservative and there's nothing you limp wristed fags can do about that.

>>127854853
I'm not voting at all.

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>>127854101
Ok Mate. Keep believing. We'll both see soon enough.

>>127854870
tbf she has as much education as Corbyn. If the pm doesn't need any kind of education why should his cabinet?

>>127854905
Because Amber Rudd was so great as home secretary amirite?

The only thing they do is sign papers the intelligence services leave on their desks.

>>127854892

A market dip is not people betting on the Tories losing.

Go and bet on Labour to win please, I used to work for a bookie and they really on gullible idiots like you who think you've got it all worked out.

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

>>127854983
This is true. I wonder if Corbyn would've ended up preggers at 16 if he had a vag.

corbyn will nationalise gfs

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Vote Tory or everything we fought for in the EU referendum will be fucked. With the Tories, Brexiteer David Davis would be negotiating our exit and getting what his vision is. He's based. Labour's guy is Keir Starmer who was a staunch Remainer and 'refugees welcome' figure.

>>127855162
>if he had a vag.
>if

>>127855265
not much better than the momentum shills are you

>>127854983
2 E's and a U lmao
I unironically think at least 90% of brit/pol/ is more intelligent than him.

I hope someone is saving all these dumb cunt 'tories are going to lose seats' posts so we can all have a good kek on the 9th

>>127855064
>Because Amber Rudd was so great as home secretary amirite?

Amber isn't home secretary anymore, Diane will be, that's the difference

She fucking useless, numerically inept, hates Britain and won't even admit she was wrong over her IRA spiel, how can you support that.

No fucking chance

>tory shills complaining about labour shills
>labour shills complaining about tory shills

The absolute state of election Brit/pol/

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AAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>127855359
i gotchu senpai

>>127854093
Leaders debates are pointless we're not electing a president

>>127855340
Judging by how many Corbyn shills there are these days that's being very optimistic.

How can anyone not love this guy, holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsYvkTw4Rg

>>127849416
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html

This majority prediction has literally halved since around a month ago.

>>127850423
Rememeber yougov is owened by a tory
He's making sure they turn out
remember the well hung headline from 2015

>>127854661

If May rights herself on the Dementia Tax then it will work in her favour. But So far she seems unwilling and unable to do so. If Corbyn scores more points tonight she'll start panicking and make even more mistakes.

>>127855475
YELLOW
S U R G E

>the absolute state of Momentum and reddit

>>127853998
Good points. I hadn't thought about the fact that all swings left and right are temporary.

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>>127855475
>LDEM: 11% (+2)

LIB DEM SURGE

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>>127855475

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Typical Labour supporter

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>>127855475

What's the possibility of a Labour-Lib Dem coalition lads?

>>127854729
Fuck off. I shop at Tescos.

>>127855663
Zero

>>127855663
non-zero sadly. They would need are Nicola as well mind

>>127855663
I might actually put a tenner on it.

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>>127855656
If he's voting in a UK election why is half of his profile not in fucking English

>>127855074
No one on this thread is stating Labour to win you knob. It was all slim majority or hung for conservatives.

>>127855656
Yes, the tens of millions of people who will vote for Labour in this election all look basically the same as that guy, well done.

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>>127855730
>>127855739

Thank god for that.

Which is the most cancerous general? /ptg/ or Brit/pol/?

>>127855786
Buy a round when you're a millionaire won't you

>>127855663
wouldnt it break down over brexit pretty quickly
If corbyn stops brexit half the north would be lost to ukip

Just want to mention that May is such an adorable lady.

>>127855857

Quite a lot of people are actually if you take your time to read the damn thread.

In reality it's either a Tory majority of 40 absolute worst case or a Tory majority of 80+.

>>127855884
/sg/ because nobody cares

% who trust CON / LAB on...
NHS: 21 / 34
Economy: 33 / 23
Brexit: 36 / 16
Security: 34 / 16
Immigration: 25 / 19
(via @TNS_UK)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869927120360833025

>>127854905
Dianne Abbott is the worst ffucking choice for anything.

You can tell how fucked the black population of London is because they kept her in her seat for decades.

For those of you who wanted to exchange your money before sterling dipped, you missed your chance after the last poll..

I'm going to wait until the 8th before changing my money back, but I've just made ~ £300

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>>127856001

/sg/ are based

>>127855884
/ptg/ - non white containment
/brit/pol - tripfag containment
/sg/ - muslim containment

>>127855916

The deed would already be done by then. Labour is just a proxy to the EU.

>>127856017
Surprised how close it is on the economy tbqh, given the Tories always have 'strong economy' as their message. Seems it's not sticking as well as they'd hope.

>>127854943
I can understand why, I actually thought i wouldn't ever again after brexit,, but need must.

>>127855663
LibDems are 'ruling out' another coalition
A LAB/SNP/PC/GRN clusterfuck coalition is possible but it'd require a. the tories failing to reach a majority and b. Labour winning ~270 seats, both of which are really, really unlikely

She is like a robot. How can you trust this woman? I don't think she has ever given a straight answer in her life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ6WDtYz5UE

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>>127855656

typical labour supporter

>>127855868

Labour are not going to get 10million votes pal.

>>127855142
You realise that this is /pol/ not fuckign Reddit.

>>127856017
IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID

>>127856107
>Labour is just a proxy to the EU.
mabaye under blair but corbyn has been pretty anti-eu though out his career untill he prenteded to like it to keep the party together

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>>127849416

Corbyn is doomed : OFFICIAL

>>127856341
Imagine taking the opinions of that pretentious windbag seriously.
Imagine.

>>127852233
ealing is hindu pooinloo central

I don't understand why the sun was trying desperately to pin the Manchester attacks on Corbyn.

He isn't in power, and he didn't under fund the police so badly that they were getting the same amount of funding they did in the fucking 70s!

>>127856341
>owenjonesJUST.jpeg

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>>127856341

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>>127856341
The chlamydia ridden kiss of death

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>>127855949
she really is

>>127855868
>tens of millions of people who will vote for Labour
Do you have any understanding of British politics at all lad?
Your impression of the size of the electorate suggests not

>>127852919
fuck off junker

>>127849425
are you a bot?

>>127856541
>>127856544
spooky

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>>127856341
>actor and comedian

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>>127856541
>>127856544
>when the hivemind is POZZED

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>>127856546
Who the fuck let her wear those shoes

>>127856666
now he is, checked

>>127856711
Christ he looks like such a little shit

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>>127856666
FUCKING QUADS M8?

>>127856541
>doing his bit to stave off disaster

god, Owen is such a drama queen isn't he

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>>127853544

>>127852655
Based UKIP reality check

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>>127856236

Limb wristed, woolly minded clots the lot of them. Looking forward to Comrade Corbyn causing the party to fracture into two.

>yfw owen is a 14 year old who went to the guardian for work experience and they thought he was a journo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITdjAb3VcE

>>127856768
This eerily sums up today's male youth.
Noticeably overweight, effeminate facial features, retarded hair, button done up to the top with no tie...

>>127856711

Someone on here said there are vids of him speaking in his "real" accent, not the fake commoner one he puts on now.

Those would be a laugh to see.

>>127856236
This T-shirt hurts my brain..

Onourable??

Onourable!?

Nnice?!

/based

>>127855912
>Buy a round when you're a millionaire won't you
You do understand that the ONLY succesful gamblers (not bookies) are the people who do make these kind of bets, not the ones who back the favourite right?

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Basically it's bollocks lads.

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hung-parliament-yougov-model-not-true-a7764591.html

>>127857226
Please remember to archive sources renowned for bad journalism and clickbait. Thank you.
https://archive.is/zyufp <- independent.co.uk article

>>127855265
>everything we fought for in the EU referendum will be fucked

good.

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>>127856993
>Owen Jones is gay
>Works for the Lib Dem press office
Pottery

>>127857063
Get this man a eugenics diploma!

https://youtu.be/G-PMR7Ch_jM?t=130

>>127857329
gfy virgin

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>>127857063

A generation brought up by their mothers. What do you expect?

>>127856236
>spelling intelligent with one l

lmao

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/869866949525741568

Migrant caught stealing flowers and toys from a manchester memorial.

>>127855530
HOLY SHIT BTFO

>>127856544
>>127856541
Who the fuck is listening to an actual cuckold and eternal manchild

How does a majority make the decision to trust an entire country someone who plainly deceives and puts spin on everything they say, versus an individual who answers honestly and plainly when 99% of the time, outside of politics, people would side with the latter?

Genuinely curious.

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How come you all rant about Tim "The Milkman"s wife for being so ugly but never bring up Nigel Farage's wife?

>>127855265
> Brexiteer David Davis would be negotiating our exit
>Implying it won't be exactly the same civil servants no matter who gets elected

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>>127856768
What the fuck is he reacting to?

>>127857562
She looks like an ugly woman Tim's looks like a bricky in a dress

>>127857562
Not surprised he copped off with someone else

>>127849950
Reshuffle for 2020 plans. Turning the army from having an ability to take and hold area for a prolonged time, into one that acts as a strike force that can hold somewhere for around 6 months backed up by reserves.


Also we have mad counter terrorism/Intel skills

>>127857583
to how much of a cuck state brittanstan is
that and the smell from your yellow teeth fuckboi

TWATM8S BTFO FOR EVER MORE AMEN

AWHITEMEN

>>127857546
Because you can't govern alone

>>127852014
those fucking cunts
still milking it.. she's dead and you killed her, Kate
AND you know it

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>>127857903
The fuck?

>>127857974
they killed her by accident and hid the body

>>127850278
Our cuck status will be decided if we ever leave the EU

>>127857903
Why would she still be milking it if she killed her?

>>127858038
Nobody would suspect the person that reported the crime and is actively trying to find the "criminal"

>>127856071
>brown hand

>>127858038
because she obviously does'nt want to spend the rest of her life in jail?
keeping up the charade so to speak

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Corbyn is gonna make my life so nice again when he's voted in..

>>127857546
>puts spin on everything they say

>May, why u no telly debate
>Cos I'm THE ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER RIGHT NOW and I'm busy as fuck you nonce, that Corbyn spacker needs to stop worrying about being on TV all the time and sort his fucking life out
>OMG MAY TOTALLY AVOIDED THE QUESTION AS USUAL WHY IS SHE SUCH A DECIEVER

>>127858200

Your bennies aren't going up m8.

>May not showing up to the debate

kek, what a poofdah

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>>127851193
National Socialism will solve all our problems.

>>127858399
She knows Votetards will still vote for their favourite colour tie.

>me dad voted labour
>his dad voted labour
>his dad voted labour
>IM VOTING TORY

>>127858563

Good, tribal voters are absolute scum.

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>Young white males voting against their own interests because muh nationalism

Are Conservatards even worth saving? I think there's some hope left before they turn into pic related

>>127858299
Oh, I know fine well my benefits aren't going up, because I don't get any..

I'm going to have a lot more of an easier time with my job, because minimum wage will increase, meaning I'll have a LOT of work for the first few weeks (I'm an accountant)..

Another thing I'll have an easier time doing is Bacs files, but that's too complicated to explain to a thread of autism..

>>127858680

Yeah your min wage will buy fuck all when the £ goes down 30% and everything costs much more.

The irony will be hilarious.

New when ready
>>127858741
>>127858741

>>127858664
And which party do you believe best has our interests at heart?

>inb4 Labour

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>>127858200
If labour get in I'm gonna give up looking for work and just milk my disability forever

>>127858664
>Conservatives
>Nationlist

>corbyn V. Amber Rudd

tories about to get DEMOLISHED tonight

amber rudd couldnt argue her way out an indians anus

>>127858862

Haven't you seen her on QT? She's actually quite good and she'll get points for being a woman.

>>127858794
Lol, I don't get minimum wage faggot, I'm an accountant, that means I work out how much people should get for what they do..

And why does brit/pol care so much about the economy all of a sudden? You fags didn't give a shit when Brexit dropped the £ to shite..

>>127858982
The pound is massively overvalued.

>>127858982

The £ was artificially high before Brexit and any decent economist will tell you that.

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>>127858982
aye and we still dont give a shit

>>127858862
amber rudd is a better speaker than may
but so is nearly everyone else in the tory party

>>127858862
Rudd is a better speaker than May but then again that's not much of an achievement

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>>127858953
>she'll get points for being a woman.

And she takes nigger cock too.

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>>127856325

>Hate everything the EU stands for throughout your entire political career.
>Become leader of opposition
>WTF I love the EU now (but not really lads)

Although May isn't any better, atleast she's been making good strides to get us out. Corbyn still hasn't confirmed anything at this point regarding the Brexit he's push for. He'd also be fighting his front and back benchers the whole way.

>>127856226
Strong and Stable, Strong and Stable. Strong and Stable? Strong. And Stable.

>>127859091
Agreed, but the autism I was talking to was worrying that it's value would collapse..

When that faggot was probably waving a Leave sign in his 1 bedroom council house last year..

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>>127859117
Then why are you worrying now? The £ is still artificially high now..

>>127859499

Gets me everytime

> Jeremy Corbyn changed his mind and will do the debate after all
> Theresa May isn't backing down

May really is fucking up here, if the opinion polls have been changing, she really needs to be at the debate instead of having Amber fucking Rudd represent her. Should have been Boris.

>>127857562
she looks like she'd run a farm in a Disney movie