Brit/pol/: Scared Mummy edition

>>127849398
Use archives:

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

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>People defending May's cowardice

>>127849398
Old Corbyn better not fuck up at this debate. He's already fucked up twice now. The nation's eyes are on him. He's legit got a shot at taking this, so long as he doesn't completely shoot himself in the foot.

Reminder that if you still wear t-shirts outside your own home past the age of 21 you've failed at adulthood

Reminder that if they're promotional t-shirts for a band, movie, tv series or videgame that's even worse

Reminder that if it's a meme or pop culture t-shirt that's worse still

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Who COMRADE JEZZA here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC9UTj8LIU

reminder that even if may wins, she lost

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What if Corbyn

Nth for labour minority government, 1 trillion brexit bill and immigration slowly turning to emigration as the country turns into a new Venezuela

>>127849707
How blackpilled is Jahans/

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>>127849695

>>127849510
As terrible as it may be of her to ditch the debate, having Amber Rudd will mean they won't lose as many votes. Theresa May is just too unlikable, hesitant and autistic in general.

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>when you stop bantering and start playing for real

>>127849853
LEAVE MUMMY MAY ALONE

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>>127849825
fuck it im stealing that look, all the empty headed uni chicks i know want him to be PM so maybe thats the secret to them sucking my dick

betting on corbyn is free fucking money lads

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CORBYCHEV BETTER NOT WIN

>>127849853
Nah, if they had any sense they wouldn't send anyone and instead try to force the BBC to call it an 'opposition leaders' debate'

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OK lads I need some help here.

We all know John Mann's gonna win this constituency, again, but that's not the point.
Deciding between the lesser of two evils has given me a headache because they're both fucking shit, I almost voted for this independent non-party affiliated guy instead.

On one hand, May's proposal of Chinese-style internet policing and censorship is fucked up, on the other hand, Corbyn's a fuckin commie and I don't want Brexit to be fucked up, on the other hand, Mann doesn't like Corbyn and is now for Brexit, on the other hand, Mann's dead horse of an election campaign point regarding the NHS is pure lies and false promises because Bassetlaw Hospital is part of the same NHS hospital trust as Doncaster, which is the main one and not even in Mann's constituency, so he has no fuckin control over hospitals, and the pediatric ward at Bassetlaw is literally too dangerous to run because it's understaffed to hell and back, and he's still selling his campaign on victories he had over a decade ago regarding the Bassetlaw primary care trust, but guess what, that's going to get steamrolled by a Notts-wide primary care home initiative anyway and there's literally nothing the loud bulldog of a Mann can do about it, on the other hand, Annette Simpson looks like she was born from the same fucking spawn as Thatcher and May, but with added sunburn, and on the other hand this Aussie here is trying to convince us that communism is good!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

What the fuck do I do guys?

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Even Farage likes him.

Wake up Corbyn is anti esablishment and anti nwo.

He hates EU as much as anyone. He has been a vocal opponent since 80's

Do not trust May. She wants a soft brexit

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tell me bong bros
why are germans so autistic? even the german-americans are autistic mongrels who LARP
>we wuz hitler mane
>dindu nuffin nigguh romans wuz aryans mane

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Can we get this fucking election over with already I can't take it anymore

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NWO BTFO

>>127850178
vote for nige

>>127850310
I have to say, Jeremy is looking pretty fucking sexy when he puts on a decent suit

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Just been called a Triple Nigger on XBox Live lads

>>127849510

>people defending Corbyn's Jewishness

They both weren't going but he decides hours from the debate he is going, it'll end up harming Labour though because the left wing parties will attack him, he'll get attacked on Brexit / Immigration and Amber Rudd is actually a decent speaker, been on QT many times.

the amount of corbyn posting is just disheartening, im gonna go watch some hitler vids to revitalize

>>127850197

If I was any good at shooping I'd do one with corbyn's face on farage with a pint in his hand.

>>127850178
>tories back by 8,000 in 2015
>UKIP vote 8,000 in 2015
I'd take a pot shot at unseating the fucker lad, it's unlikely to pay off but there's not really any difference between a vote wasted on the tories and a vote wasted on an independent

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>leafs

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>>127850028
uh huh

>>127850178
vote nigel

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>>127849398
cute mummy. CUTE

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Corbin's campaign in a nutshell

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>>127850566
They should have wrote "Justin from Canada" instead

>People actually supporting debates

They are just Presidential system cancer that the media is pushing so they have something to put on TV and talk about for hours afterwards.

>>127850135
lol tories cant force the bbc to do shit, they froze the licence fee, everyone is mad at them there.

>>127850830
Who even pays their license fee anyway? I haven't bought one in about 10 years

>>127850750
>They are just Presidential system cancer that the media is pushing so they have something to put on TV and talk about for hours afterwards.

this desu

>>127850498
on one hand, i don't agree that there's no difference between a wasted vote on the tories, and a wasted vote on the independent. if i vote for the independent, i make his number bigger. imagine if we finally gave an independent a 4 figure sum of votes? that would really show voter dissatisfaction... but then again, that would largely be ignored by the press within half a week, and I do have a personal grudge against Mann after all, so maybe you're right.

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>>127850386
Top kek. Is this from your list of approved lines or did you ad-lib this one all by yourself?

>>127850750
This.

Feel like i got Jewed into watching that Channel 4 one and got nothing new out of it.

>>127850750
This is also why the 'close election' meme is being pushed so hard, if the media were anything but dishonest hacks they'd point out that YouGov are the least reliable major pollster in the country and that every other company is charting a 10%+ tory lead
But that's not good for drama and therefore not good for ratings so instead we're getting an endless stream of SHE MIGHT'VE ACTUALLY BLOWN IT LADS LOL HUNG PARLIAMENT INCOMING bullshit

>>127850920
Seamus told me I should spam it here

>>127850750

>tfw our language is phonetically incorrect

'debate' sounds french and 'REEEEEbate' sounds like autistic screeching. Fml

guys, why's this thread been bumplocked?

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>>127849702

>>127851085

Moron put Mummy in the title.

>>127851171
mummy posters will be first against the wall

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>>127849695

Are polos okay?

Pic related: me wearing a polo with the missus

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>Posting MUMMY in the OP

>>127850894
People who don't live in some filthy bedsit? If you live in an actual house they won't stop harassing you.
>imb4 implied right of access and other lolbertarian memes
They will keep knocking on your door until you pay up or show them your set not connected to an antenna. Shit is Orwellian.

>>127850750
It's understandable since the cabinet has become essentially an executive branch. A lot of things come into effect without parliamentary scrutiny. Also extremely vague manifestos now mean MPs are afraid of voting against their party because that can easily be used as grounds for deselection.

>>127851108
Why the hell did they colour SNP purple?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4557170/Poll-predicts-Tories-lose-majority.html

>>127850028
No electing Corbyn is free money, till it runs out.

>>127851247
>They will keep knocking on your door
I never answer the door to anyone unless I'm expecting someone.

>>127851244
Polos are adult as fuck. You look like a well kept lad.

>>127850197
Farage is most likely trying to reduce the Tory majority, a small majority is thought among politicos to be best for a hard Brexit outcome. A landslide would apparently mean her arch-eurosceptic backbenchers would have little power over her

Also if Corbyn wins, UKIP become a massive, massive party (fucking up Brexit, mass immigration, militant islam), - so there's also that

Any Brexiteer should be voting Tory or UKIP, that's the correct course that will see us Brexit successfully

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Does may rule it out?

>>127849825
based corbyn channeling the rhodesian military with those operator shorts and longsocks

>>127851225
It was the natalia poster who caused it not mummy may posting

>>127849970
Lad if you want that uni chick puss just pretend to be a Liberal loving cuck. Throw around buzzwords like "Diversity" and "Multiculturalism" and they'll be all over over you.

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>>127851594
i cant say those words without them dripping with acid or bile.

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>>127851594
My move is to in a joking tone say that we should send the boats back/bomb calais/allow abortion but only for ugly women etc

then when they gasp and look at me like I'm mental I just burst out laughing

its 50/50, either they hate you instantly or find you hilarious

>tfw told a uni bitch that I inspire to be mussolini and she nodded in agreement like a wise old owl, clearly having no idea who he was

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>>127849702

NO

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>>127849398
Vote Conservative! Forward Together!

Theresa may IS safety. Theresa May IS security. Theresa May IS Britain!

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>>127851825
>MFW they thought Joseph Goebbels was Italian.

>>127851402
Yes. The Tories talk of a skills system being implemented instead. She has it in the manifesto that immigration will come down to the tens of thousands (its been in there before but we need Brexit first)

>Low immigration will need a Hard Brexit outcome
>Hard Brexit outcome will need a Tory win
So vote either Tory (or UKIP) to stem immigration

>>127849702
>>127849910
>>127850386
>>127851153
Much as I hate to admit it and fail to understand it, Labour are clearly winning the memewar at the present.
All the Tories can do is meme about Jacob on the one hand and Big Fat Abbott/Big Fat Thornberry on the other. But, as for Mummy, what the fuck is there to do?
>>127849721
>>127850567
>>127850585

>>127851825
also my coverup story with my WW2 knowledge is that the history channel used to play 24/7 hitlerfests