Is this even real life anymore?

>>127849355
Bump

Absurdity is a universal constant.

>>127849355
best time line and still living in the prelude of a cyberpunk dystopia

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>>127849355
>I don't even know what's going on anymore.

>>127849943
>prelude

>facial recognition
>drones
>cyber warfare
>citizen databases
>President communicates through Internet
>smartphones

We're IN the cyberpunk dystopia.

These are strange and wonderful times; be thankful we are blessed enough to live through them. We may not have explored the New World or journeyed to the stars, but what we do in these few short years on earth will echo down through the ages.

Its funny, just keep going

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>>127849355
TELL ME ABOUT COVFEFE
WHY DOES IT NEED A FLASK

>>127849355
It's going to get worse, much worse.

>>127849355
>President is attacked by every media outlet because he got two scoops of ice cream

Can i get a quick rundown on this?

>>127849355
This is the kind of shit that happens in a self-sustaining surveillance state. We can see everything now, so shit that wasn't worth sharing or reporting a decade or two ago is now common knowledge.

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>>127849355
We are the generation to always be haunted by a distant memory of life before the decline.

>>127849355
>spelling mistake
What did he intend to say?

>>127849355
What a world we live in. This is better than another Netflix shitshow, and I get to play a part in it.

>>127850210
Nah, we still lack environmental disaster, androids and better VR.

>>127849355
Have you considered that this might all be a coma induced dream?

>>127850550
it's all in how you perceive it.
this is what should be expected.
the swamp does not like being drained.
we still have freedom to speak our minds.
for now.

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>>127849355
Things are very strange

I feel like we have meddled in the timelines too much

Something is happening

Leftists will just go "nuh uh, you!"

>>127849355

This is actually pretty much to be expected after giving women political power.

Like if you told that to any human born more than 150 years ago, they'd be like, "Yeah, of course".

People are saying covfefe has some deep hidden meaning with some Egyptian god?

>>127851014
> We
> Not Cern

>>127850957
>This is better than another Netflix shitshow, and I get to play a part in it

What part are you playing? I'm playing the part as old guy that can't wait to die because the world is too crazy.

>>127849355
>>Children giving up their smartphones to spin pieces of plastic
This is actually a good thing. (((Social media))) is the last thing we want kids to be exposed to.

>>127851000
Considering almost 2 years ago, I woke up in hospital after surviving and event that is extremely unlikely for someone to survive, this thought goes through my mind often.

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>>127851000
Cipher?

Giving stupid people a voice has ruined humanity.

>>127851295
I'm playing the part of the nihilistic onlooker.

>>127851298
Thats cause (((they))) were losing their grip and had to crack down even harder by manipulating reddit and facebook so hard,. Now all ((they)) can control are the bottom of the barrel nogs and sjws hence antifa and blm. Spinning plastic is still better than wrongthinking.

>>127849355
Your post was compelling up until the fidget spinner bullshit. I'm Gen Z and can tell you fidget spinner hype is being blown way the fuck out of proportion by the media, no one gives a shit

>>127851006
>he actually believes the swamp bullshit
Open your eyes dude

Daily reminder that the nukes dropped in 2007 and this is our limbo until Christ returns

>>127851768
But ask yourself why it was being blown out of proportion. Who was responsible for the disproportionate response? The same media under control of deep state social engineering forces; not to mention the original intent was to distract Palestinian kids. They were literally made by a Jew, for the intent of distraction, then blown up by mainstream media in an attempt to make them become more popular.

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>>127851896
Thank you for your contribution but you must return from whence you came.

>>127851427
Same here, except 20.

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>>127849355
>covfefe

This is the hallmark of a dying civilization: surrealism

Nah man we are totally living in a the episode of black mirror where that cartoon bear takes over the world

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so greatness!!

>>127849355
>Children giving up their smartphones to spin pieces of plastic

I don't get it, can someone explain please ?

>>127852364
what a shit meme

>>127850957
You are dumb

THAT'S what youre triggered about?

Not the 100 + contradictions and empty promises and lies he made to get rubes to vote for him?

Not the clear and blatant disregard for law and policy and ethics?

Who is the real snowflake here?

lol oh /pol/ you died years ago.

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>>127849355

Sorry about that... I sneezed when messing with the quantum reality stabilizers... things should automatically fix themselves in a few years

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>>127852500

maybe you just don't get it yet..

>>127852548
>reddit spacing
>larping as an oldfag
Please leave with your weak ass bait

>>127852548
I don't even know what Trump ran on aside from BUILD WALL and grabbin pussy. Leftists hated him so that was the obvious choice.

The neverending wave of tears shows I wasn't wrong.

>>127849355
GAS THE COFEFE'S

>>127852043
Considering your e celeb picture I can verify that I have in fact been here longer than you

>>127852364
Literally the worst fucking meme of 2017 and it's only been a few hours

Why are millennials so fucking awful at memes?

>>127852651
>>can't argue so shout 'leddit'
>>actually are a snowflake so attack poster personally

makes sense, friendo

>>127852635
Are they literally running bots to comment on forced memes?

>>127852694
this

I voted for Trump purely to piss off leftists and the (((media))).

Both candidates were shit, so if I'm going to Hell in a handbasket, I at least want to enjoy the ride.

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>>127852761
>still reddit spacing
>still not understanding board culture
>still trying to fit in but sticking out like a sore thumb

>>127852364
Like are they really laughing as hard as they say they are, or are they just trying to be annoying by pretending it's the funniest thing. I'm not saying it isn't funny because they're making fun of Trump, it's legit just not funny at all.

>>127851768
I sold around 50 pieces yesteday. Wanna know the funny stuff?
Bearded man bought, some because they saw people with it in instagram.
They all had a retard face.
This kind of people won't survive in the near future.

>>127850619
White House meal, dinner was served and he got two scoops of ice creams, guests got one, chaos ensued and cnn lost its shit

>>127852791
no. these are legitimately stupid people being entertained by the comedic equivalent of fermented fish scales at the bottom of a supply barrel as they drift aimlessly through the oceans of their lives.

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real life in england

>>127852761
>double arrows for green text
Holy fuck dude just kill yourself already. Or stick to youtube comments.

>>127852978
>They were literally made by a Jew

>>127853107
>>>>triggerred

>>127853148
>>>>>>pew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pew

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>>127852634
THE WARP IS OVERTAKING US!!!!

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>>127852548
Lmao shills are so easy to spot

>>127853247
>everyone i disagree with is a shill

No, it's just a fantasy. Kek the god of chaos now rule this world and just fucking with everyone including us.

>>127853298
>I'm not a shill I swear!

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>>127853119
Good one faggot now kys

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>>127849355

Reality has become the joke. Come laugh with us.

>>127849355
Except for the satanic pedoring thing i would say this is the best possible timeline desu

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>>127852548
>starting a sentence with "lol"

"lol oh and literaly lol you died years ago /pol/"

>lol sick burn my awesome brain constructed lol, thatll show them how eloquent and convincing I believe myself to be, lol!

>I'm laughing at you h-h-haha you believe me, right? h-h-ha

>>127853353
is that a fail picture?
are you 12 and in 2001?

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the leftist propaganda wing needs to be exterminated

>>127853391
ah sweden.
how's your muslim rape problem?

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Soon.

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>>127853407
Lol faggot go back to dumblr or whatever shitpile you crawled out of

>>127853298
Nah, just you. Fix your scripts to sound like a human and try again.

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>>127850656
Good lord, the Unabomber was correct...

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>>127851245
If you take letters of the word and apply it to the periodic table and then take those numbers and search it, it relates back to an incarnation of Kek showing up...

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>>127849355
I for one am glad niggers want to resegregate. Hope it spreads to more than just college. I still say we meme a #backtoafrica campaign

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>>127853480
Not an arguement.

Ta-ta

>>127853641
oh no i have been discovered
curse my primitive DNC programming
or something

the sadness and desperation of the posters in these trump threads astounds and saddens me.

carry on! victory! fuck everybody! fuck everybody!

>>127851006
>we still have freedom to speak our minds.
>for now.

Implying you can say fuck shit skins and Jews irl

>>127851580
Same

>>127849355
The fall of the Roman Empire sure feels comfy compared to today.

>>127853846
Funny how you suddenly started writing in lower case and stopped spacing your sentences.

You're not fooling anyone.

>>127850619
Trump asked for two scoops of ice cream at a dinner while everyone else got one.

The media took this as hard proof the Don was infact the dairy duke of facism and America was being turned in to his frosty fiefdom.

>>127849355
We memed ourselves to switch timeline on the US election day.

>>127854284
How is he trying to fool anyone, are you schizophrenic

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>>127854284
>Funny how you suddenly started writing in lower case and stopped spacing your sentences.
>You're not fooling anyone.

FUNNy hOW yOu SuDdEnlY sTARteD wrItiNg in lOwEr CASE anD StOppED SpAcInG yOuR sEntENceS.

yOu'Re NoT fOOLING ANyOnE.

>>127853375

worst girl vc

>>127854515
Hello samefag

Tits or gtfo

>>127853691
Jesus which other autist has a periodic table hanging above his fucking computer?

>>127852548

>A board calling for an immediate race war and the gassing of all kikes values the laws and ethics of progressive multicultural democracies

made me think

>>127853375
GTA Vice City looks timid compared to today's real world.
Who'd have thought that would happen.
Wew

>>127854523
Does this pass for humor on reddit?

>>127854515
Look at his posts

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>>127854523
Oh wow. You have to go fucking back

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UPRISING WHEN

>>127854727
And? If they're such obvious shill posts why did nobody raise even a half rebuttal to one of his points? He's especially right about you Donald cultists being the nail in the coffinal for /pol/, this board was almost half decent in 2015 but you fucks really murdered it last year

>>127854837
>>127854727
>>127854691
>>127854515

Can ya'll get the fuck out of my thread?

kthxbye

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>>127854632
>anti-intellectualism is cool
>shut up ner- autist!
>american

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>>127849355
The ride never ends OP. We're going to witness pedo rights.

>>127855086
you don't own anything, cuck boi

>>127855080
Christ you are dumb, go back and look at his posts again and the replies

>>127855156
>pedo rights

That's when the guns come out, lads.

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>>127853407
You aren't from here and you do not belong here. You have two options the way I see it:
1. Lurk Moar
2. Leave
That is assuming you don't take the best advice and put an end to yourself.

>>127849355
>Literal communists running around in the streets and protesting

i see you illiterate

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>>127854341
>The media took this as hard proof the Don was infact the dairy duke of facism and America was being turned in to his frosty fiefdom.

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>>127855086
Kys

>>127849355
Ahaha of course not anon, we're all dead and suffering purgatory for pledging our souls to an ancient egyptian deity and renouncing our own faith.
At least this purgatory has a sublime sense of humor.

>>127855086
>literally asking for a safe space
Oh boy

We only perceive universe where we aren't dead.
Since the invetion of nukes, all possible scenario lead to the extintion of humanity, only the most crazy scenariso survive.
So, the longer we go, the crazier shit is going to get

>>127849355

You're definitely hallucinating because you believe some of the dumbest shit possible.

Get a job dude, you're a disaster.

>>127855204
I must be, I don't see what I'm supposed to apparently. All the ids are different, what am I supposed to be seeing

>>127855423
What was that story? Where shit gets weirder and weirder as it became less and less likely he would live?

>>127855228
ive been on 4chan for over ten years
I met moot at Columbia in 2009, he was still a faggot and we discussed W.T. Snacks getting fired

You're wrong friendo. You're the newfag

>>127855332
nig nog

>>127855361
>walks into a clothing store
>pulls down pants and shits into hand
>starts flinging feces at horrified shoppers
>management grabs you and throws you out of the store
>"WOW! YOU LITTLE BABIES NEED A SAFE SPACE? YOU GONNA CRY, LITTLE BABIES!?"

>>127855242

And I see you picked up the English language from millennials. You should try to learn the proper English language, because it will be the world language one day.

>>127855611
4chan is the store that doesn't kick you out for that and so the only people who come there are people who want to be covered in shit and throw their shit at other people

>>127855361

>le safespace meme is funny if I use it meme

Holy shit there is no rock bottom lol

>>127855611
Except that's not what happened

>>127855820
How in your mind is literally telling people to leave your thread for saying things you don't like not asking for a safespace

You think that's weird?

Apparently /pol/ is a russian hacker.

>>127856025
don't try to argue with Russian bots and paid shill posters.

Do you see the state of pol? It is unusable now, save for letting out your inner impotent racism and rage.

>>127851896
The entire Democrat party and MSM are calling an unsolved murder a debunked conspiracy theory. If you can't see what's going on then you're part of the problem.

>>127856328
There's definitely something fishy there but that has nothing to do with what the topic was

>>127849753
FPBP

>>127856328
i'm going to go ahead and go out on a limb and say that the dems are guilty of psyop. breddy gud one tho.

>>127850619
>Colbert bows to the ben and Jerry twins
>In contact with breyer
>Possess master ice cream maker-like abilities
>Control pasteurization process with an iron but fair fist

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>>127855587
>browses a literal gutter website filled with some of the most vile shit humanity can conjure for 8 years.
>probably didn't do much besides shitpost and masturbate the whole time
>brags about it and thinks it lends credit to his character and claim
>on an "anonymous" website
>where most real "oldfags" aren't concerned with identity
>yet he puffs his chest and proudly displays his failure at life as some sort of distinguished medal on his chest

>inb4 nuh-uh I totally have a hot wife and aryan children bruh

No one cares

>>127852176
I often reflect on two events in my life that easily could've resulted in death. You guys may be onto something.

>>127852548
Awww... admit it. You love our God Emperor. We can tell. You can't help yourself - he's the best!!

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>A lot of angry determined white men with no work or girlfriends spends all their time on the biggest medium to make propaganda.
How can you be surprised that it's working? We are the master race.

>>127856853
quite a tale lad!

great english for a dirty communist swede

>>127849355
>Solar Eclipse crossing the entire US this august
I'm laughing, every day. 2017 best year

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>>127856853
You just got trolled by weak ass bait you retarded fucking autist, I'm almost led to believe you don't even know who moot is judging by the content of your post snd the fact you don't understand greentext

>>127852694
Trump ran to save Western civilization, silly. You know that. It's why you secretly adore him and you can't stop thinking about him. Us too! He's dreamy. Long live President Trump!

>>127855303
Best rundown in an minute

>>127856853
I am gonna frame your post and put it on the wall for its truth, even though your country is over and done

>>127854632
True autist know it by heart

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>>127849355

>>127852548
>Not the clear and blatant disregard for law and policy and ethics?

Obama was accused of doing this too but you're too young to remember.

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>>127857177
>I-it was b8
>you r a autistics
>U dun evn understand meme arrows or who moot is
>smugasuka.jpg
>this post makes me feel like I am part of le 4cin hackerz tm.

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> zeitgeist thread
> professional derail
Bitching like middle schoolers is a way more effective slide.

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>>127853375
Literal jew, Marina was the top tier.

>>127853298
>everyone that disagrees with my initial post is part of "nu-pol"

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>>127850656
F E E L T H E V A P O R

>>127853817
>Dur /pol/ is racist so I'll propose something super offensive and it'll catch on. I'm so clever!

Stop now, you adorable little shill. We know you want to be a part of something popular so bad and you want to fit in with the cool kids, but you're going about it the wrong way. Stop being retarded and really try to converse at a meaningful level. If you dare, that is.

>>127851427

Cool

Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?

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>>127855611
And it entertains us greatly.

>>127855080
We killed it last year, you are so right! Thanks for coming back time and time again to revel in our glory. We never tire of it either. Say it with us: All hail God Emperor Donald Trump!

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>>127857177
I guess I struck a nerve with that whole spiel about wasting your life infront of a screen with one hand on the mouse and the other hand on your dick. But you got epic numerarls though so le praise kek because you sure showed me!

>inb4 double reply ha ha
No one cares, certainly not I. But whatever soothes that buttpain of yours, reach for it :^)

>>127856227
wow you are just pathetic. i bet your parents are real proud of you?

>>127858913
>impotent rage

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>>127850619
hope this picture clears things up.

>>127849355
you think you're here for too long, m8. go take some fresh air, look at the world, talk to some of your neighbours.

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>>127849355
we're winning hard lads...
Been throwing around some bait in my position as security, turns out the leftists are turning into basketcases and normal people leaving the foul (((teachings))) of post modernity, it's glorious!
Soon we shall cleanse the filth!
As with all things we do, let's do it like gentlemen!

>>127859580
you know just as well as me that swedish women are dumb and stubborn as all hell, good luck having them giving up on feminism. Especially when they can replace you with an imported "real man"

>>127849355
This is what happens when you let 4chan run the world

>>127856853
>not having an aryan wife and children

Rebbit really is that bad huh? My wife was impressed by my lurking skills when I met her.
Bitches love 4chan... Just gotta sell it for what it is, power wielded to protect those you love. Also lift a bit, being yoked is good!

>>127849857
To be quite fucking honest absurdity and humor are probably the only things keeping this universe bearable.

>>127850909
coverage

>>127849355
This is actually one of the least confusing timelines.

You should have seen the timelines where Dewey defeats Truman.

it's honestly not that surprising when you consider what the internet is and that we haven't lived for one generation with it

that would be massive for even just one country, but the entire world is going through it at the same time

human connectivity on that scale was a mistake

>>127860398
this one always gets a laugh out of me

>>127850957
VR is getting pretty amazing already.

>>127852364
Misspelled coverage is going to be forgotten in a week. Strategery might have only been a SNL joke, but that was memeable.

>>127853643
The unibomber was much like le American nazi party gentleman. Absolutely correct, but failed to achieve anything beyond historical derision.

We live in the most absurd timeline, but God damn if it isn't entertaining. That's one thing trump definitely held on to from WWE, how to put on a good show.

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>>127860362
It's not a mistake at all, it's our salvation.

The defining characteristic of human societal advancement is the speed and breadth of communication between people.

As communication of ideas becomes ever easier to an ever increasing number of other people, the staccato of "that's funny..." moments increases. We discover more knowledge of the universe in a single day in this year of our lord 2017 than cavemen did in 200,000 years of prehistory.

The internet doesn't shackle us, and it is still in its extreme infancy. You haven't even glimpsed what's coming down the road.

>>127852991
The typo itself isn't funny but the overblown reaction to it with all the news networks covering it was hilarious.

>>127860362
Being called forth to existence through an unbroken chain of life reaching back to the moment matter arranged itself in the strangest way just in time to witness a world built on lies fed by psychotics come crashing down.

It's the most precious gift the universe has ever given, and it's all ours.

>>127852548
Maybe Reddit is more your speed.

>>127861153
>Abandon technology it will wipe humanity out!
>The sun goes red giant in 1.5 - 3 billion years
>Earth becomes uninhabitable in 1-2 billion years

Humanity is very literally extinct without technology.

MAYBE we kill ourselves with nukes
Or AI
Or bioweapons
Or some other crazy weapons of mass destruction we haven't thought up yet

MAYBE

But the reality is that unless we use our technology to spread out of our solar system, our entire society is gone within a few billion years. Not even an eyeblink on universal timescales. We can live and die with the universe itself, or we can live and die with the Earth.

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>>127855332

>>127849355
I don't even know how aware most people are to this kind of shit.
Am I among the like 200 people who post here who know what's going on or is the average person actually exposed to this shit?
Coming here is like taking crazy pills.

>>127859992
free choice buddy, can't really do anything against whoredom!
Just be the specimen that causes the hoe to shift back into non kike reality, then let her know she's a whore and worthless.
But desu, my wife is from Finland, so her threshold for retarded behavior is alot higher.
Sure, a part of me feels like a bit of a traitor for not saving a pure germanic woman, but It just hasn't happened, never even had a female friend that was a ethnic swede, still to this day I tend to relate best to respectful immigrants and old people, swedes my age either male or female just bores me since there is so much the women can't think, or the men can talk about... A good ol' racist immigrant who questions why Sweden is committing suicide I find are the most bro tier or divorced burger bros who stay in Sweden for their children, haven't hung around a lot of natsoc swedes though...

>>127849355
This is what happens when we have most of our needs easily taken care of and the majority of use are too dumb to do anything than just exist.

>>127849355
kekeke, isn't it wonderful?

>>127854341

This is why I keep coming here.

>>127855587
>ive been on 4chan for over ten years
And you're bitching about FAIL images? Way to out yourself faggot.

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>>127849355
>everyone is in the wrong except /ourguy/: the post
Sorry sweetie but Trump isn't innocent in all this.

>>127850550
You mean, we've reach the peak? It's not even his second term yet.

>>127862174

>based leaf
>about to be called a shill

>>127861692
4chan gets something like 30 million page views a day.

There is a lot more than just 200 people on /pol/. There are easily tens of thousands posting every day. Nevermind lurkers, or people who visit once a week, or only post every other day.

4chan literally has as much reach as the biggest news networks do.

>>127862361
I sometimes wonder if /pol/ could produce enough data to warrant some kind of sports commentator.

>>127862903
>anon's argument seems a little dubious, but let's see how anon reacts
>OOOHH! anon just told anon to kill himself, and called him a fag
>he used the kys abbreviation, he really doesn't want to deal with anon's shit right now

>>127862903
>>127863355
but in seriousness, the entire rest of the Internet is pol's commentator

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>>127863355
topkek

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>>127849355
And the answer is... pic related.

>I live in an internet hyperbole of memes and sensationalist articles and I never go outside
>(You)

God this board is fucking pathetic.

>>127861518
Way to use the normie interpretation. He's advocating a Mennonite lifestyle where you live as wholesome and self sufficient as possible with a strong community, but can still drive a minivan.

>>127849355
(((They're))) getting stronger, we have to stop (((them))).

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>>127860362
>human connectivity on that scale was a mistake
Stop blaming the internet.
The internet is not responsible for any of this.

>>127850381
>born just in time to browse dank memes

>>127849355
This is the road of the left. And it will get much darker - normalising pedophilia, encouraging bestiality. After that - open satanic worshipping

>>127856328
You should get some sleep.

>>127864509

Actually Jewish population shrinking, Israel less and less popular, antisemitism growing, Islam growing, Europe becoming more antisemitic every day.

I'd say you are winning.

>>127849355
Right around that time all and every stand up comedian got instantly boring as fuck and i cant even blame them, how do you even compete with reality at this point in time at this point as a comedian? Hell we have not daily but fucking hourly news that btfo of any onion article produced most people dont even look around and thinks "wait what the fuck!?"

>>127858044
What's offensive jamal?

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>>127865444
It's literally a fucking typo.
He tweeted something quick and went to bed. Everyone (who uses twitter) has accidentally tweeted a typo. Most everyone is a bitch that deletes the tweet immediately.

He let it up for several hours, and then removed it and tweeted another tweet that pokes fun at it.
This is hands down the best way ever to handle the situation.

This is only news because the media hates him so much

>>127856773
C-
no effort.

>>127852991
What makes it incredibly unfunny is the amount of effort they put into it. They made accounts, avatars, everything.

They're so used to not being the "funny one," to being shown up by everyone else because they were too slow to get out that witty quip, that when they saw a chance they went all out.

And it just showed how limited they ultimately were.

>>127856773
u dishonah our famiry.

>>127861210
>>127864525

I didn't mean to scapegoat the internet, perse. I'm saying that the suddenness was unprepared for by the people themselves.

People lack introspective and self awareness; humans are, in general, really bad as assessing themselves. This combined with everyone on earth suddenly having internet access in less than one generation is obviously going to create problems that can't readily be solved.

Obviously the internet is fantastic. It's the greatest human creation of all time, and we got to live through the dawn of it. But it takes one of the biggest problems that humans have and arguably makes it worse.

many more funny things will happen because the left has to meme their ideology to the bitter end. interesting will be what happens when they reach it

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>>127863355
kek