/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CONFIRMED KILL EDITION

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Awoo for covfefe!!

>covfefe

What did he mean by this?

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explain yourself drumpftuards

WE

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HAND OVER THE COVFEFE

Blomfph just killed the world by leaving the Paris accords. I hope you Drumpfkins are proud of yourselves.

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>>127849039
The meme republic is coming. The man is calling it

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

>>127848903
pull OUT!

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>>127848903

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>>127849076
TWO SCOOPS OF COVFEFE STEPHEN
TWO
SCOOPS

>>127848903
Daily reminder: The CIA is a hydra and a leviathan's lovechild that has taken up hunting large men, and can't be dismantled with one order. They'll fight tooth and nail before they give up their power.

>>127848903
A dairy queen is having it's grand opening walking distance away in a couple hours

Haven't been to one since the 1990s, bros
What should I get?

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jej

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>makes a typo
>instead of playing along with it or admitting it was a typo, he pretends he made the typo on purpose

Seriously what is his problem?

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Thank you President Daddy.

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Did Chuck Schumer lose his mind?

>>127849191

Two scoops!

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shadalay and covfefe morning to all.

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Trump is just backing away from the Paris deal so they'll take out the bullshit, right?

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>>127849060
>it's about time someone teach us a lesson
>Please, potentially damage and hurt my country, its economy, my fellow citizens, my family, friends, and me, just to show us a lesson and annoy some politicians I don't like.
It's amazing just how much these fucks really act like proper cucks, desperate to be ruined and degraded.

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>>127849202
>first Salon
>now Wapo
Which timeline is this?

Did Trump officially tell the (((environmental protection))) thing to fuck off??

Trump is pulling out of the Paris deal.

Prepare for the greatest meltdown of the left, I kid you not. They believe this will literally end the world.

>>127849060
>it's about time someone teach us a lesson

They literally project their cuckold and domination mindset in everything.

>>127849310
It makes sense, they need America more than America needs them.

>>127849222
It was probably Colbert or John McCain after hearing about Nam's president coming here.

>>127849325
Is that fucking cat always high? Somebody needs to arrange an intervention.

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>bring back American jobs by flooding our 3rd-world competition

truly the genius that we don't deserve

>>127849347

We are in Trump World now.

anything happening today?

>>127849310
The entire thing is bullshit

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Awoo~

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Is the blue checkmark the new gold star?

>>127849460

Trump pulling out of the paris accord. Brace for impact.

>>127849191
$5 meal. You get tendies, fries, a drink, and a sundae.

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>>127849325
That's what it is. They want to be dominated and abused because they're submissive.

>>127849222
If they blame Trump for a berniebro stabbing people, who's at fault for this guy who was about to shoot up the hotel? Hmm. Really makes u think

>>127849460
only what happens every covfefing day. the greatest show on earth. the Trump POTUS show.

>>127849351
I thought the greatest meltdown of the left would be if Killary and or Obongo goes to jail.

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>>127849351

First covfefe and now this. Great day.

>>127848903
God fucking dammit there couldn't be a better leader! Man of his word!

"Acknowledging that climate change is a common concern of humankind, Parties
should, when taking action to address climate change, respect, promote and consider their
respective obligations on human rights, the right to health, the rights of indigenous peoples,
local communities, migrants, children, persons with disabilities and people in vulnerable
situations and the right to development, as well as gender equality, empowerment of women and intergenerational equity,"

https://unfccc.int/resource/docs/2015/cop21/eng/l09.pdf

>Marxist global wealth redistribution
>Social marxist ideological bullshit

Fuck this progtard Trojan Horse

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>>127849440
How can jobs be outsourced if there's no country to outsource them to?

Checkmate.

/out/ irreversibly btfo

>>127849351
Its basically TPP with Climate shit as an excuse to the left eats it up

>>127849191
>>127849547
That. I recently had something cooked there for the first time and it was very tasty. The ones closest to me only had soft serve and frozen stuff.

>>127849587

Are we using covefefe as a replacement swear word, like how smurfs says smurf all the time?

>>127849460
Paris Accord (which is essentially just a wealth transfer more than a climate solution) is basically dead.
Obama is an idiot and thought he could circumvent congress like a buffoon.

>>127849251
Hail BOTUS

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LOOK HERE OIL BITCOIN RUSSIAN SLIMES
YOU FUCKING KIKES ARE GOING TO LEAVE THIS BOARD FOREVER YOU WILL BE

>>127849547
Yeah I mostly debating burger or tendies

>>127849545
I know he said in a couple of days, but I really want him to announce it right now.

>>127849648
/out/ becomes pirates raiding flooded lands lucky bastards probably going to bring /k/ along.

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>>127849117
>skimpy Egyptian foxgirl

The Pharaoh likes this post.

>>127849690
who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe?
Trump tells us to enjoy it.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

I believe he was watching /ptg/ last night go nuts over covfefe when he first dropped it onto the scene.

Whatever happened to Black Lives Matter?

>>127849761

That sounds like an awesome setting for a rpg.

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>>127849474
This.

>>127849545
well good

from what i've seen it doesn't seem to be so much about climate change as much as it is about flooding the west with migrants fleeing from the "effects of climate change" and also empowering women somehow.

>>127849203
He's damned if he fixes the typo or damned if he doesn't. Why not enjoy the ride? They're still talking about it on MSM, so apparently that's more important than anything else going on in the world

>>127849741
Get the tendies! Overall, I don't think their burgers are that great. And I recommend the strawberry sundae, but they also have chocolate and maybe a few others.

im so tired of his bullshit honestly

this is some next level childish politics and the dumbfatfucks even enjoy it

whatever its not like we gonna live much longer anyway

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>>127849761
That sound amazing.
>/k/ becoming pirates
>mfw

>>127849865

Their funds got transferred to anti-Trump stuff so they don't exist any more.

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>>127849771
You'll always be a Turkroach but damn this is some catchy shit my dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOSWEpCwq9s

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>>127849771
Then the Pharaoh will be pleased with this one too.

>>127849039
Typing "coverage" went to hit backspace to correct typo but hit enter instead, because phone keypads.

>>127849865
Soros stopped funding them, but it's getting hotter so they may return.

>>127849865
DNC ran out of funds for protests and started throwing the money at special elections

give it about a month. when we hit the hottest part of the summer, shits gonna go down

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HEY PEOPLE THIS IS IMPORTANT

So what happened to the Comey memos? They were supposed to be handed over to congress over a week ago. Any updates on that? Are they real? What else is written in them?

>>127849865
Soros stopped funding them after he realized they were only helping the right succeed in pointing out how niggers are subhuman.

>>127849865
>blacks going out in winter
They may come back in the summer, but there's already been nignogs shot by police and they haven't talked about it, so it's probably done.

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>>127849854
>Leftists too busy screeching and laughing over covfefe.
>Completely ignore Trump pulling from Paris accords because they're too busy mocking covfefe.

>>127849930
This is the least Hungarian post I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself, Csaba.

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These people are literal cucks.
>Please, punish us for that bad Drumpf.
>I can forgive a pointless war that killed thousands of people, but when you don't want to kill your economy to benefit the third world, that goes too far.

>>127849854
If you start a new tweet on an iPhone, and use the voice recognition feature, then sneeze after the first syllable of "coverage," siri will give you covfefe.

>>127849865
There hasn't been any reason for a chimpout lately. June is dindu season, so it's only a matter of time before black on black crime leads to black retaliation.

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>>127849973
B-but they just caught you!
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/869753060620480514

>>127849623
>Trump is acknowledging that climate change is not a common concern of humankind, and will not take action to address climate change, show respect for, promote and consider his respective obligations on human rights, the right to health, the rights of indigenous peoples,
local communities, migrants, children, persons with disabilities and people in vulnerable
situations and the right to development, as well as gender equality, empowerment of women and inter-generational equity. Trump is literally Hitler. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


The rants will be incredible.
I'm sure CNN will have a panel of 50 'experts' on tonight all ganging up on one Trump supporter.

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>>127849865
They disappeared with Obamas presidency

really makes you think

>almost 1 million tweets about convefe
>less than 20k about the Paris Deal

what did modern day liberals and media types mean by this?

>>127849191
hot fudge cookie sundae.

>>127850017
Nobody knows. They were never produced. At this point ous safe to assume they don't even exist. Just more fake news.

>>127850017
FBI said they won`t give them.
That`s pretty much it.

>>127850017
they never existed

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>>127850000
Checked.
Question is where? Which blue state?

>>127850156
On the plus side, Olberman may finally stroke out.

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>>127850086
>Starting a war on false pretences I could forgive.
>But pulling out of what was basically TPP with a layer of eco-paint on top is unforgiveable.
>Hnnnng, please, humiliate us, treat us like children.

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>>127850086
>that bottom post

THEY'RE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE KEKED

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Yep, we need a new civil war.

>>127850086
There`s a lot of third-worlders, anti-americans and kebabs in leddit, it`s a cesspool.

>>127850185
Petulant children, I didn't cry half as much over king nig

>>127850017
They don't exist.

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>>127849202
>wapo calling out libshits on their juvenility
How does it feel to realize how historically illiterate you are?

>>127850231
[citation needed]

>>127850207
>>127850267
this is pissing me off

This was interesting. Anyone see this?

>>127798910

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>>127849973
It's an old Turkic song, of course it's good.

>>127849974
Yes.

>>127850086
>lets sanction the nation with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.

>>127850017
They don't exist

>>127849191
Covfefe

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fucking damnit what did I miss

there I take 1 week reduced Trump coverage (only watching yt vids instead of checking social media + news) and suddenly I have no clue what is going on with anything

>>127850385
>http://www.westernjournalism.com/chaffetz-fires-back-after-fbi-wont-give-him-comeys-memos-on-trump/
It was 5 days ago, there`s a lot of clickbait news on the matter.
But yes, they can`t give what doesn`t exist in the first place.

Trump is seriously done at this point. He's a total embarrassment and no woman would ever date a guy who supports him. Good luck being alone.

>>127846899
>>127847021
That's literally correct though
>>127847194
Yes, mee-mee is correct

>>127850444
I can't understand the lyrics except for words like "taco" and "communist & feminist" but dat shit catchy breh.

Maybe some of you Turks are alright.

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>>127850547
Kathy Griffin joined ISIS and beheaded Trump.

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>>127850547

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>>127848903
c o v f e f e

>>127850547
Trump was about to shitpost at the media but ISIS let off 2 MOABs of explosives in a water truck and got dragged off to do something about it. Left a typo for everyone to lose their minds about.

>>127850304
Thanks for checking, Hans.
>which blue state
Tough question. I want to put money on Kommiefornia.

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>>127850547

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>>127848998
Covfefe awoo!~

>>127849060
>greater good
I can't tell if they're serious or not.

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>>127848903
So about this korea thing. Can they reach Cali? If they hit a major cali city, the whole future of the country will go red. Cali losing 50 million liberals in a single minute. Can they hit Cali?

His name was SETH RICH

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holy shit

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>>127850086
More. Now with extra praise for China and the EU for not having elected leaders who listen to those plebs.

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>>127849854
>inb4 tumblr
I late to the fun so just grab what i can

>>127849865
Wait till summer

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https://youtu.be/hwABgq6ArU8

>>127850855
DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT! Also checked!

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>>127850670
>Trump accidentally posts a tweet.
>Libs spend all their time mocking it.
>Completely ignore the Paris accords.
It's hilarious in its own way.

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>>127848903

>>127850669
He's really racking up those followers isn't he

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Got my car inspected.
GOOD NEWS
I'm exempt from emissions (which my check engine light was on for) and I don't need tires
BAD NEWS
I need front brakes and a ball joint replaced. And I also only have enough for the inspection itself, without asking for help. And I HATE asking for help

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>>127850855

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>>127850855

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>127850809
If they were joking, they would've included a meme from 7 years ago, or a Harry Potter reference. And even then that's not a sure bet.

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>>127849202
the Democrats have no bench, even intellectually
for the past 30 years they've ignored their traditional strengths and have counted on demographic change and identity politics to win them over
as a result they're totally unprepared on how to combat Trump's pro working-class agenda
at this point they'd have to resurrect some politicians from the 1920s
they're turning to Harry Potter because it's really the best thing they have right now

>>127850816
No, they can't. They simply have not been able to miniaturize their nuclear device(s) and before they ever could they'd be gang banged to death by China, ROK, and US forces.

>>127850904
Even then they know their shit isn't going to be taken anymore.

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Trump is making the right decision with this

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What did Google mean by this?

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>>127850855

So this is why libcuck King and Queen Merkel and Macron were so buttblasted after G20

>>127850855
Duterte says exactly what Trump wishes he could say. This is why Trump likes him.

>>127850855
Only 3 women? Fuckin repressive prude.

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>>127850855
CAN'T MUTE THE DUT

>>127851087
Google needs to be taken down.

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>>127850865
>Republicans have succeeded in underming any substantive notions of competitiveness and free enterprise they bloviate on about.
>Ruined notions of competitveness and free enterprise.
>By not joining an international treaty and giving heavy government subsidies to renewables.
>Not having subsidies is ruining free enterprise.

>>127850855
now imagine him saying this and what the reaction by a President CLINTON would be

>>127850659
Wait, this Kathy Griffin was on Seinfiled. She was so unbearable there. Not surprised at this gig at all.

>>127851207
Its an abstract kind of logic

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What did he mean by this?

>>127850855
The most powerful man of his race!

Can someone post the Covfefe numeric meaning post?

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Best timeline ever.

>>127850978
Its still funny today

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>>127850855
If he manages to get ISIS under control there I'd rank him up there in terms of foreign leaders

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Absolutely sickening, despite the bad apology.

>>127849191
Burger, fries, Dr. Pepper, and a dipped soft serve cone. Treat yourself to two scoops.

>>127849060
unfortunately the only countries that would impose tariffs on us also don't manufacture anything. china doesn't give a shit, most of their power comes from brown coal and burning aborted fetuses anyways

In before every single hot day is blamed on President Trump

>>127849588
Underrated post

People need to reply to Trump and encourage and support Trumps decision to pull out of the Paris commie wishlist. He is getting hammered on twitter again

>>127849060
>Sanction the worlds biggest economy
Make my day

>>127851302
Carter Page would blow the entire narrative into tiny pieces. Demoshits are worried out of their minds and the media apparatus are shitting their pants at the notion he'd testify.

>>127851087
what the fuck why are there articles about covfefe? is that real?

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>>127851329

>>127851431
>This hurricane was caused by Trump pulling out of the Paris treaty.
>It's 100% certain if we'd been in the treaty, the hurricane wouldn't have formed.
It's going to happen.

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>>127849060
>sanctioning probably the only country that could close up its borders entirely and their lifestyles would change the least

>>127849144
>assault rife
>capable of semi-auto fire only

>>127851439
>He's getting hammered on Twitter again.

Do you believe Trump cares about getting shit on Twitter?

>>127851431

While it's just about June and it hasn't hit 90 in my part of the southeast yet
Usually had at least one 95 to 100 day by now

>>127849191
Would you happen to live in a southern college town?

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/869906869728321536
I HATE HUMAN BIOLOGY. THE FLESH IS WEAK! IRON IS STRONG.

>>127851571

Hory shet

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holy shit its actually real

>this is the state of the mainstream media

anyone who still takes them seriously must be legit clinically retarded

>>127851530
Basic gestalt on Carter Page? Haven't kept up with the Russian thing lately.

>>127849060
why would we sanction our biggest client that we also own money?

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Who's getting a Big League box?

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/president-trump-launches-monthly-big-league-subscription-box-article-1.3207773

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>>127849854
I love my President

>>127851701
That would be correct

You going?

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>>127849440
>they flooded our country with refugees
>we flooded their country with the ocean

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>>127850639
I'll translate the lyrics for you if you like it so much, I've seen you post before :

He said Make America great again
He didn't back down from the road he took

You worked hard and got to the top
Make Texas Kasımpaşa
Long live Donald Trump x2

Dooonald Trump x2

Let the Mexican immigrants come
Let them say you're a reactionary

Hair as gold as the sun
If you oppose him "You're fired."
Build the Wall Donald Trump x2

Dooonald Trump x2

No "Change" in the last 8 years
McDonalds were shut, we ate döner

Don't give the time of day to the feminists
Punch all the communists
Tax them all Donald Trump x2

Dooonald Trump x2

He's the president of the USA
He's the leader of the Republicans

All niggers to Africa
All tacos to Mexico
Donald Trump to the White House x2

Dooonald Trump x2

>>127849924
Las time he did this we started the Mosul attack, right? Maybe something big coming.

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>>127851537
They're all using it as a "Trump is retarded or senile or stupid or childish or a Russian agent who must be impeached" excuse. I have to wonder what moderates are thinking, sitting there watching the left screech about the tiniest thing to the point that Trump can't accidentally mispost without having his sanity questioned. Really must make them look like the fair, tolerant, rational and level-headed party.

I'm sure 2018 will be a Democratic landslide despite that though, totally.

>>127849060
what a fucking cuck the bottom one is, stand for you country you piece of shit

>>127849854
Has he ever used the word "kerflufle?"

explain this covfefe meme to me

>>127851856
Been waiting on them to open for a while, probably won't make it til the weekend.

>>127851839
>Trump jumping on the lootcrate/indiebox craze
This motherfucker is a genius.

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>>127851747
>tfw to inteligent too not eat own brain

>>127851910
He's pulling out of the Paris Agreement.
They're too busy making shitty covfefe "jokes" that they're already completely missing it. Simple misdirection.

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>>127851839
This is some advanced jewing

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>c >o >v >f >e >f >e

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>>127849888
>>127849933
Checked. They are going to look like a bunch of overfed Somalis blasting underfed Somalis.

>>127852020
>yet he has a 2d brain
lmao kek

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>>127851882
Ayy breddy gud

>>127851839
Will it have the green st patricks day hats?
Will there be international shipping?

>>127849968
This. That money is now funding pussy hats and bike locks.

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SO MUCH COVFEFE

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>>127852020
I was hoping for a rely like this. Also I overreacted.
>These processes have a positive effect while you sleep, rewiring and replenishing the brain for the next day. Essentially, the brain is eliminating what’s irrelevant, holding onto what’s vital, and making room for new memories,

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>>127849854
Wasn't he just trying to say coverage and slipped and hit send (or Barron messed with him) ... so he ran with it and now lib press is beside themselves wondering what it could meeeaan!

Mind you I'm only just catching up on this whole covfefe stuff. I really do love this man.

>>127852231
Almost certainly not, in both accounts.

>>127852020

I've always wondered who is more intelligent in the Pepe/Wojak meme lore?

Pepe comes off as more cunning, but Wojak as more thoughtful/intelligent.

>>127849222
Yes a MAN

A MAN

i wonder what ethnicity "A MAN" is

>>127852277
Every time I see Tomoko now I immediately think of Fake Texas.

RIP (if true).

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>>127852302
He needs to just "accidentally" tweet the word Justice and then go to bed.

What is everyone thinking about pulling the US out of the Paris agreement?

>>127850304
We might actually see them in Houston, June 10th for the Antifa rally against the Sam Houston statue. Counter demonstration is already organized with local patriot groups. Should be like Berkeley but more guns.

>>127850855
Why do leftists suddenly suddenly care about human rights when it's drug dealers being killed instead of the innocents succumbing to the drugs?

Really makes me think.

>>127851662
What are you doing with facts? Haven't you heard about the grapes?

>>127852275
>shitty wapo actually getting it for once
I expect whoever wrote that was fired and found stuffed in a dufflebag in a hotel shower with six bullets zippered down his spinal column (suicide)

>trump gets white house officials to say he's pulling out of paris deal
>liberals and europeans kvetch
>trump uses european fear to 'renegotiate' deal
>changes 2 sentences and stays in

ART OF THE 642D CHESS, 'PEDES!

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>>127851857
>>127849440
CO2 is actually making the planet more hospitable for all life.

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/05/30/good-news-africa-has-become-greener-in-the-last-20-years/

>>127852400
Don't give me that feel.
>>127852415
Very good. Pulling out of Islamic gommunist deal.

So the thing about net neutrality......

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>Duterte said on Tuesday: 'These whores, they hear "rape". Like, like Chelsea, she slammed me. I was not joking, I was being sarcastic. Listen to the speech. I do not laugh at my own jokes,' said Duterte. 'I will tell her, when your father, the president of the United States, was fucking Lewinsky and the girls in the White House, how did you feel? Did you slam your father?'

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>>127852388
Pepe is like Loki. He doesn't care one way or another as long as it's amusing.

Wojak is sentimental and struggles through all of life's questions with feels. Often met with failure.

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>>127851807
Yeah. I glance at CNN and that's what they're talking about. Not the Paris agreement or anything happening around the country of the world. Just Trump's tweet. He has enslaved them.

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>127852447
I hope the Emus come for you.

>>127852388
I've always thought of Wojak as the Blue Oni to Pepe's Red.

>>127852415
He just took a massive shit on Obama, Europe and Global Communism. He is going down as a man as great as our founders if he keeps it up.

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Once again Trump has the whole world talking about his shitposts.

>>127852539
SAVAGE

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>>127849202
>they say this with a Jew wars quote under the logo of their website

>>127852709
I got to get that game.

>>127849067
WUZ

>127852447
I PROMISE you he won't renegotiate the deal. Have you read it?

>>127852780
COVFEFE

>>127852539
Is she even human? How does one get that fucking ugly. Her face looks like a catchers mit.

>>127852842
Hillary's genes, Satanic magic, and probably some baby blood.

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>>127852773
You should anon it's great

>>127852842
Its a side effect of being part of a lychs phylactery

>>127852842
She does look like she's caught quite a number of baseballs with her face in her day.

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>>127852539
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>127852484
We actually inadvertently saved the planet

Unless a huge natural co2 release happened, rocks and the ocean would have continued to leach it out of the air to a point where plant life couldn't grow.
That would have taken a couple million years to go from rhe mid 250s down to 150 ppm where plant life as we know it isn't sustainable

>>127852842
Conceived during satanic blood magic rituals obviously.

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>>127852954
Do you know which anime con unironically passed these out?

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>>127853045

wew

>>127853045
CringeCon.

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What did Hannity mean by this?

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>>127852842
idk maybe her father

>>127852954
I've seen videos of it and I like. Plus I love Life Will Change.

Paris Agreement:
> hasnt even started yet
> not legal binding for anyone. We tweet mean things at you if you pollute
> First world nations must give 100 BILLION per year to fund eco friendly stuff inNigeria

Bad deal.

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>>127853045
>out of touch
Was this originally about Hillary: The Alcoholic Who Cant Pour a Beer?

>>127853045

I always knew anime created degenerates..

i miss jeb

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>>127853045
Wew. Classy.

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>>127848903
He threw the MSM a turd as a demostration of their pathetic mentality and they eat it right up.
SAD.

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I'LL BAKE ONCE MORE THEN I GOT YARD WORK TO DO.

>>127852567
>tfw have no idea what pepe is saying there
Is it just a joke about recursion?

>>127853204
Don't worry, he'll be back in 2024.

>>127850520
Truly our actual greatest ally.

>>127853045
>liberals can only relate to politics if they compare it to pop culture

>>127853204
S L O W
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>>127851839
>he's literally building up grassroots momentum and a campaign warchest years in advance
I love you you absolute mad man!

>>127853272
oy vey

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>>127853045
I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure.

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>>127853204
If you email him, he'd probably respond.

>>127853343
why not both

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>>127853045
>Going to cons
>Going to anime cons
>Passing out political things at anime cons

>>127850547
Seriously this is fucked up beyond disgusting.
Fucking retard jewish celebrity trash.

Throw this filth out of the fucking country already Trump.
Make her have a car accident. Nobody will miss this hoe.

>>127853255
It's pretty self explanatory. Pepe's "advice" is advice that has no real meaning and will just continue Wojak's path of no gf. Hence the last panel of Pepe smugly telling Wojak his advice may serve little to right his course.

>>127853387
I refuse to believe that is real.

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>>127853286
soon

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>>127853387
>Goodnight Jeb

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>>127851839
>tfw want to subscribe but in this household I would be eviscerated

>>127850855
Best possible timeline.

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>>127852231

I wish it had those green hats, so close to buying one and then they sold out.

>tfw you'll never own /ourhat/

>>127853444
It'll always be real to me

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>>127853387
This can't be real. Fuck off.

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>>127853387
He would have done so much better if he didn't try so hard.

>>127849060
>please punish me. I had nothing to do with this, but I deserve it

White people, the post.

I dont give a shit how red pilled you are, if you can read shit like this and still believe whites are inherently superior to everyone else you might legitimately be retarded.

Any organism with a brain instinctively avoids pain. This subset of white people who derive some abstract satisfaction from allowing pain to be inflicted upon themselves are genetic dead-ends, freaks.

t. White person

>>127852055
>when the occasional typo is your only victory
I'd almost feel sorry them if they weren't such cunts.

>>127853387
>Going to bed at 9
That sounds like Jeb

>>127853204
He's running for the Florida senate seat in 2018

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>>127851839
This is more genius than he is getting credit for.

>>127853432
Black Bag her under NDAA 2012 especially since she is now a credible threat to the President of the United States and the country as well for inciting violence

>>127853526
It isn't our hat it was sold on saint patricks day you cuck.

>>127853506
If you have the cash to pay 65 bucks a month you can start saving up to move out.

This is a guy who sold steak out of TV stores, he's going to do more shit like this even if this one doesn't work out.

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Nice """""president""""" you have there

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>>127853280
>life is hard and complicated and I can't deal with it unless it's explained in easy digestible pop culture metaphors that also conveniently position me as the plucky, brave hero in a fight of clear-cut good vs evil.

>>127853387

>goodnight, jeb

Makes me kek every time I read it

>>127849039
Covfefe - the act of purging Jews. Used in a sentence: In the 1930's the Germans began covfefe.

>>127853045
Fitting that he would make a collage of buzzwords from magazine clippings.

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>>127853250
Thanks for baking, OP. I can get the one after.

>>127853670
mummy has such a pretty outfit on :3

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>inb4 Bannon is fired and Kushner finally takes over

>>127850878
kek

>>127853120
>notice me kim-senpai!!

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>>127853662
I barely make 80 just mowing a lawn right now. It's not in the cards but it's in my sights soon...ish

>>127853749
>inb4 Kushner is fired and Bannon finally takes over
ftfy

>>127850354
Having smaller hands would benefit on a small keyboard. These people are seriously ill

>>127849865

covefefed

>>127849060
HOL UP

Are you telling me that we should ask other countries to tariff the shit out of the goods we import, making our own goods cheaper and creating a "Buy American!" boom spurring our domestic production of goods and creating more jobs without Trump having to tariff anyone at all?

I support this

>>127853576
Marxism is a hell of a mind control agent my friend.

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>>127849440
What the fuck I love climate change now. God I hope this happens.

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>>127853717
and thank you for picking it up

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>>127853451
Please clap.

>>127853864
Kushner Bannon stuff is mostly fake news don't do d&c work for the shills

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>>127853949
No problem. Fun to have some time to bake again.

>>127853864
In before Kushner and Bannon are actually drumming up all of this controversy and laughing at the media for eating it all up.

>>127849144
Checked, Patton Oswald finally snapped didn't he?

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>>127853864