Brit/pol/: English Rose edition

>>127841660
Always use archive.is on media renowned for crap journalism and clickbait. https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

Corbyn will win, this means more shitskins and terrorism.

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>ywn see hitler tear arse in a HD live debate

>>127841746
>Corbyn or May will win, this means more shitskins and terrorism.

Ftfy

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https://twitter.com/jonathancmunro/status/869875947557855232

BBC: confirming that @jeremycorbyn will take part in #bbcdebate tonight at 7.30 BBCOne.


HERE WE...HERE WE..HERE WE FUCKING GO!


what a brilliant move. May sitting out of it. Corbyn just won the election

Corbyn just pulled the biggest Shyamalan twist ending. May ends on the 31st

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Why can't we just be run by nutter's?

COVFEFE

>drinking fosters
kek

KEK

K E K

>>127841746
You know that the tories will win. Why fight it? With labour, we will be the Canada of Europe.

i'd never tried fosters until i went to england and it's fucking shit

>>127841660
Whats that hair cut called?

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Corbyn thinks he'll get an easy ride at the election but Nicola will be gunning for him. The best result for her is a tory landslide

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>>127841976
wasn't a bad night 2015

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mummy is beautiful.

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>>127841660

Hey chums. Consider voting Conservative and choose a Brexit that will eventually get us away from the EU courts which will help to strengthen our borders. The Tories are the only mainstream political party that will do this for you realistically. Thanks.

>>127842080
Looks like a fucking star wars imperial officers outfit

Does anyone remember that skinhead guy at Gordon Brown's count in 2010 or so that dressed like the hitman and did the black power salute?

>>127841976

>>127841959
Reminder that this only works in Corbyn's favour if he 'wins' the debate and if talk of a Labour/SNP partnership is avoided at all costs

If either of those conditions are not met he's shooting himself right in the foot

>>127841959

You realise that is not his twitter account right?

>>127842211

He won't win the debate and half of the audience are pro-Brexit, the only thing that will happen is he will bleed votes to the Lib-Dems.

>>127842179
>he thinks parliament has any interest in closing our borders.

We brought more than enough shitskins here to completely destroy this nations identity with absolutely no EU help at all.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Ad1M9DP-c

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Daily reminder that this shitskin is trying to block brexit again.

angry corbyn > quiet corbyn

>>127841959
Going to enjoy Corbyn vs Sturgeon. Who gets reemed the worst.

>>127841660
>>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses

Yougov, yup.

>>127842350

She's failed m8, she was going to raise some money for pro-remain candidates but a billionaire came in and did the same for pro-Leave candidates.

>>127842569
and the best thing about it was that he was completely unabashed about it aswell

>>127842286
Sturgeon, Leanne Wood and Caroline Lucas will each drop 'progressive alliance' at least once, which will drive both unionist Scots and concerned English into the arms of the tories. Meanwhile Rudd will play up muhh coalition of chaos and NUT will just be gunning for everyone on terror and immigration. He's going to regret turning up.

>may has said there are no plans for her to appear on today's leaders debate

Top kek, that's her fucked then

>>127842569
Kek

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>cheap
>quick
>nutritious
>easy
>vegan friendly
>delicious
Americans will never know this joy

>>127842628

Sturgeon isn't even showing up Angus Robertson is going, the lefty females are just going to have a bitch fight you're right, it might be funny.

>>127842350
>Vote for Brexit! We want to return control to Parliament! Give us back our sovereignty!
>HOW DARE SOMEBODY POINT OUT SOMETHING REQUIRES PARLIAMENTARY OVERSIGHT!

Make up your mind mate.

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He's going to do it the madman despite the negative press covfefe

>>127842665
>gives me nightmares of nursery
i remember it stank of nothing but baked beans

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>>127842665
Heinz or Branson? i personally like the tesco sausage and beans.

>>127842665
Mexishits shovel this shit in their mouths breakfast lunch and dinner, hard to digest, barely any nutritional value, no idea why Brits think it's good

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Top lad

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>>127842665
Oh god what have you done, I can hear the distant screeching as they close in on us.

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>when Jezza looks like the likeable, calm centre of sanity surrounded by screeching women and Nuttal spraffing absolute shite

It's coming. You can't stop it. It's like the diarrhea after a sarbeni.

>>127842737
You're the kind of person who actually doesn't read how yougov came up with what they did and why they're consistently wrong.

Country is fucked if he turns up. All for services like the NHS, they're great but you shouldn't be spending money you don't have in such levels. HUR HUR RAISE TAX ON 80k+ EARNERS AND CORPORATION TAX RISE.

Yea, way to promote private sector growth and new money. Lets all just recycle public sector money and wonder why we're fucked in a few years.

All because idiots can't sort their own fucking lives out.

>>127842914
They're full of protein and fiber...

>>127842628
>Rudd

is she really going?

she'll ruin it for the tories even more, she's fucking terrible in QT let alone "debates"

nothing but shitly put across tory PR attacks

>>127842722
>implying that's why people hate Gina Miller
It was nothing to do with the constitutional intricacies of Article 50 and was always primarily about her being asspained about the result and throwing her personal wealth at trying to overturn a democratic decision she didn't like
Then there's the fact that she's from fucking Guyana and should be grateful to be allowed into this country in the first place

>>127842914
>hard to digest, barely any nutritional value, no idea why Brits think it's good

Probably because they know you're wrong.

>>127842914
>hard to digest
Maybe after a lifetime of hfcs and american """"cheese""""

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>>127842914
We don't mate, it's only enjoyed by the underclass and fat people.

Honestly really dont rate May or Rudd at all. But theyre still somehow better than the utter shit on the labour front bench.

>the absolute state of uk politics

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>>127843188
>not getting that warm feeling when your missus gives you beans on toast for tea.
why even live?

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afternoon lads, who is the Arsene Wenger of politics?

>>127843149
>throwing her personal wealth at trying to overturn a democratic decision

That isn't what she did, though.

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>>127841660
>people are actually thinking about voting for Commie Corbyn

whats /britpol/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAO7zjRqL0

>>127842722
>'I'm not trying to stop brexit. This is about process not politics.'
>'REEEEEEE WHY ARENT YOU STOPPING BREXIT. FUCKING DO SOMETHING HOUSE OF LORDS :'('

Bitch needs to make up hers first.

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>>127843295
>being this easily pleased
It's almost heartwarming... like a fat middle-aged woman sticking her feet up to watch X Factor or Ninja Warrior

>>127843429

Yes it was, even when the Commons voted on it she still carried on, she wants her little bit of fame and is a part of several groups trying to stop Brexit, she is a cunt and should fuck off back to where she came from as she is an immigrant.

>>127843429
You must've missed the part where she started a slush fund to assist pro-Remain candidates in the general election

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She will get absolutely gang banged for her absence tonight lads
Honestly a genius move by Corbyn

>>127843555
4D chess.

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>>127843479
if the joos hate him he must be doing something right

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>>127842914
>no idea why Brits think it's good

>when Yanks don't know about munchy boxes

>>127842024
the tories wont do anything about it either, they have been in government for 8 years and immigration has increased

>>127843309
Dumbledore/Gandalf

>>127842005
In terms of cheap import lager, I find it's one of the best. That or Carlsburg.

>Stella Artois = Product of Belgium, used for beating women.
>Heineken = Muh Open Borders
>Kronenberg = FRENCH
>Budweiser = Piss Water.

If I've only got 2 quid to spend, I'll take Calsburg or Fosters anyday.

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>>127842337

I should have used Boris for the meme.

>>127843545
>Yes it was, even when the Commons voted on it she still carried on

Okay? Did it work?

>part of several groups trying to stop Brexit

Okay? There was an entire political party formed to try to get Brexit. They even had an MP once. Now people aren't allowed to have an opinion because you don't like it? So fragile.

>>127843555
Right, and? Democracy is bad now because you don't like the other side?

did May fuck up the Scottish Tories chances?

>>127842722
yeh its totally not part of her plan to try and block brexit, good one m8

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>>127843625
>jews dislike schoolboy antisemitism from paki proles, therefore pakis must be /ourguys/
Get out

>>127843811
>Scottish Tories chances

There were none to begin with

>>127842623
Elaborate, I wish to know more about this. Who's the fella?

>>127843657

fuck me that looks pretty good,
could feed 5 people with that.

>>127843800

Formed BEFORE THE FUCKING REFERENDUM you moron.

If you can't see the difference between campaigning up until the referendum and trying to block the decision afterwards then I don't know what to tell you.

>>127843800
>Right, and? Democracy is bad now because you don't like the other side?
Are you seriously suggesting that the very wealthy starting discreet funding campaigns for candidates they believe will overturn a decision they don't like is 'democratic'

>>127843874
HAGGIS
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>>127843817
>Insisting on Parliamentary sovereignty, the very thing Brexit supporters were very very vocal about, was just an evil commie plot to stop us gaining Parliamentary sovereignty.

Makes perfect sense.

>>127843657
Make sure to get the absolutely halal missing child special when strolling the promenade after a night out in Britain's top seaside resort.

>>127843950
>Formed BEFORE THE FUCKING REFERENDUM you moron.

Okay. And?

>block the decision

When did she try to do that?

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>>127843950
>>127843964
>actually trying to reason with a blatant reddit paki

Pissing in the wind lads

>>127842722
>We want to return control to Parliament! Give us back our sovereignty!

RETARD ALERT

This has never been the case, who the fuck argued to give more power to scumbag lieing politicians?

no one

>>127843735

Weirdly, draught Bud in the pub is good.

>>127842798
Branston are the GOAT beans

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>>127843964
>Are you seriously suggesting that the very wealthy starting discreet funding campaigns for candidates they believe will overturn a decision they don't like is 'democratic'

Yeah mate, how fucking awful.

>>127841660
maybe its just me but when I look at this photo I see sad Wojack wearing a happy Wojack mask

>>127844143

Can't wait until they fuck off, I'm going to go on reddit on the night of June 8th and have a wail of a time. I have 8 accounts lined up ready to use to rip the shit out of them.

Reminder that Cameron did not attend his debates and Tory still won.
Really stuck on who to vote for lads. On one side the Tory Manifesto is disgusting but at the same time Corbyn is dangerous. May actually abstain this election.

>>127843542
fucking love ninja warrior, and takeshis castle

>>127844242
>1 wealthy anglo who made his money vs an entire (((establishment))) and deep state

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>miss me yet?

>>127844143
I'm enjoying watching his mental gymnastics, see:
>>127844242

He's now pretending that donating large sums of money to a political party is the same as starting slush funds with the objective of overturning the result of a popular referendum after the fact

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>>127841660

>>127844171
http://www.voteleavetakecontrol.org/briefing_control.html

>>127844380
Yes.

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>>127844309
Nice, should be a marvellously comfy evening m8. Enjoy
>>127844454
He's either a shitposter or a legit mong, it's painful
>>127844323
What, even the racemixing ITV version of Ninja Warrior? I can't have a pop at Takeshi's Castle though desu

Be honest lads, and go easy I've been puking all morning, what are the chances of conservatives winning? Because if they dont and we have labour, this country will be in a state similar to what my gut is right now.

>>127841660
That barren slit wants to privatise the NHS, she admitted to supporting the Naylor report on LBC.

>>127844510
(((vote leave)))

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>>127844380
LAD is he in a 'spoons

>>127844312
What constituency are you in lad?
If you have a shot at putting a Labour MP on jobseekers' then take it
Otherwise vote UKIP or independent or spoil your ballot

How can actual conservatives reclaim the c word from the Tory party?

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Will UK finally get famine when Corbyn wins?

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>>127844589
why is sergio so based

>>127844454
>He's now pretending that donating large sums of money to a political party is the same as starting slush funds with the objective of overturning the result of a popular referendum after the fact

One a political party and one is an early political movement that might become a political party.

Why are you so upset at one group exercising their right to spend money on campaigning, but not another group? Is it because you happen to agree with one group and not the other? Life must be very confusing for you.

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>>127844495

Would assault Belgian cuckolds for.

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>>127841746
You blue pilled cum dumpster. Blue or red, the result will be the same. This cucked kingdom is finished, you ought to realise that.

>>127844036
you are right, she had pure intentions, thanks buddy

>>127844323
Watched the original version of takeshi's castle and it's way better than that edited abortion with Craig Charles. I love red dwarf but fucking hell his commentary is cancer.

>>127843309
Paul Nuttall. He's shit, we need someone like Farage.

>>127844645
I'm in Lichfield which is a Tory stronghold and even then I think our MP is doing shit. I may just go independent I at least want to say I voted.
Thanks for the advice lad.

>>127844665
Potato famine

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>>127842665
Brown bread !!
No HP !!
Ugh

>>127844549
Tory will probably win it. I am thinking there will be a repeat of 2015 election where the polls barely matched the exit polls because of shy voters. Also the only labour voters I have seen are the ones who have already voted for them in the past so to see them gain so many more is unlikely.

>>127844815
Isn't that Fabricant's seat?
He seems pretty banterous to me tbqh

Nothing wrong with voting for a meme candidate in a stronghold though so fair enough

>>127845029
Its white granary both of best worlds

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>ywn hear alternate reality nazi version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>partei von Hitler

I've come here to request vicky posting

>>127844815
How many Squaddies your mum shagged?

who will the UK side with, the US or EU? tensions seem to be rising a bit.

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>>127842042

A chelsea

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>>127844380
No fuck off

>>127845187
I expect neither. We Switzerland now

>>127844794
>>127844527
id volunteer to go on there for free, but i know id break a bone on the stepping stones area. they look fucking deadly

>Bridge Ball
>The boxing glove wall
>running into boarded up doors full speed
>Sliding down in a massive cup
>Running around in a glove suit
>burger biting.

Oh my god Asians are fucked up.

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>>127845187
>Not forming a new rival power bloc with Cuba and Venezuela to fuck 'em both up.
Lad...

>>127845057
Haha yhh.
I saw him a few days ago rushing past everyone in town. On a non banterous side there is literally nothing going on in terms of shit to do where I am. He keeps on saying we are getting this and that but the only thing that has actually happened is that a debenhams has opened. Instead he is like pitching millions of pounds into our park which does not deserve that much spending.

>>127845187

US, once we've left the EU we'll be so annoyed with them for their shitty deal offers that we will want to punish them.

>>127841660
WTF?

If this happens sites like /pol/ might get shut down in the UK. are we going to do nothing about this?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

https://www.rt.com/uk/388987-theresa-may-surveillance-internet/

>>127845437
Please archive media renowned for crap journalism and clickbait. Wayne Lambright is a transient homosexual with schizophrenia.
https://archive.is/xvCMP <- independent.co.uk article

>>127841882
This.

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>>127841660
Theresa May wants government controlled internet

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>>127845187
Sell BAE weapons to both sides

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It's gonna be corbyn isnt it

oh how far we have fallen that that man can even be within a possibility of being prime minister

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>>127845187
the tories at this point have no choice but to side with Drumpf and piss off the lefties.

>>127845328
Aye those stepping stones looked brutal, always wondered how hard they were.

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>>127845287
Except your country will be Isolated communism nation soon, so don't expect food when Corbyn wins.

I will be voting May because she supports Israel. I hope those paki Palestinians get BTFO by the Jews.

>>127843433
>SENPAI

Army coup when corbyn wins

I wonder what the odds are on that?

>>127841660
that chick is Australian look at her beer.

What's the chances of a hung parliament lads?

>>127845525
He's between 10 and 15 percentage points behind, he has literally no chance

Stop this 'close election' meme it's media nonsense to push up their ratings for the next week

>>127845674
Most of the Army is as political as Deano and the lads and would rather be having a cheeky nandos

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>>127845562
Can you take me as a refugee pls

I will behave

Good first question.

>>127841660
Do you think you're the BBC or something?
Because BBC means something entirely different on this board.
Well maybe not that different.
Anyway. The chica... where when how, I wants it.

>>127845781
Maybe so but they don't make the decisions do they

It's all the top brass

>>127845779
Fair enough. I'm just a pussy who is legitimately scared that if his govt gets in, they will turn the UK into Venezuala 2.0

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>>127845779
Commie Corbyn Cucks BTFO

>>127845779
It's gonna be hung fucking parliament and juncker will tear our asshole asunder

We're done as a country

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>127845905
The fucking state of this post
>1PBTID
Hello /ptg/

>>127845908
>music students who had their degrees paid by the MOD

Great

>>127845925
Whenever people say that in reply to Jeremy's tweets, the Socialist Party account always takes it upon themselves to mention that Venezuela is not a truly socialist country. I wonder if they'd say the same if it hadn't failed so dismally.

May still going to win. But her fellow Tories and the world has seen her as incredibly weak.

If it wasn't for immigration, Corbin would be /ourguy/. I'm voting Ukip, I advise any brexiteers do the same rather than back a dirty globalist robot woman

brit/pol/ discord:

https://discordapp.com/invite/NpGARTd

>>127846054
>>127845925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20&t
Reminder that he praised the economic policies of Venezuela before the economic collapse.

>>127846015

Fuck sake, it's the US election all over again.

>>127846057
>If it wasn't for immigration, Corbin would be /ourguy/

You're obviously on the dole so I see that argument, but for most people they don't really want to pay higher taxes to fund nigger livelihoods.

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>>127845478
Good.

>mfw The Patriots were right
Too much power for an Immature species

>>127845905
You don't value the country your flag points to since you are comparing it with a big black. BBC is a great media company they make good pure drama, good documentary and educational videos. Even yankees don't bother to do such useful cultural information. May be BBC have lefites, globalists but it's a fraction of what whey doing for the society.

>>127845925

>country turns into Venezuela
>immigrants stop coming
>only true patriots stay
>get to rebuid the country in your own image after ten years

>>127845694
Most of us drink that pisswater because it's the cheapest beer.

we're going to have a progressive alliance!!

>>127846054
One of the Spectator lads is writing a piece on how the media coverage of Venezuela gradually shifted from calling it 'socialist' to calling it 'populist' as the meltdown occurred

Can't remember who though

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>>127846447
free baths from welsh mummy

>>127843735
>not drinking either Coors light, tyskie or birra morretti
You disgust me

>>127846330
>unlimited gibs and loads of eborrowing to keep the shitshow afloat
>immigrants leaving or stopping coming

delusion

the mental gymnastics required to vote labour when Diane Abbott (proposed home sec) openly hates white people - it's insane

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You can't have National SocIalism without Socialism

MEIN JEZZA

>>127846213
>save me from being retarded
people as dumb as you are what justifies the existance of people as extraordinary as alluded to in your jpg

>>127845925
>Nationalise everything
>Waste all the money on gibmedats
Sounds about right.

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>>127846539
>coors light

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May unironically BTFO!

>>127846632
COVFEFE!

>the 1PBTID Corbyn shills have arrived
Like a fucking plague of locusts

>>127846705
he's gonna self-BTFO if anything

>>127846705
>>127846705
she is pretty weak and stage-managed tbf.

she's our shillary

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>>127846539
>Drinking Coors shite

>>127846632
>COVFEFE!

>>127846705

BASED uncle Jezza mummy mayhem on suicide watch

>>127846705

He's right, you know...

>>127846207

So you're totally going to ignore nationalising our industries that even Farage supported?

You're a globalist Tory shill if you can't see he's more /ourguy/ than May is.

LADS LADS!

i'm just going to asda. anyone want anyfink?

>>127846866
>>127846728
Ironically funny that it is, that one Word sums up the post modern cess pit the Patriots were describing at the end of MGS2

We've gone from George Washington to Covfefe.. Thank you Internet

>>127846015
The only solstice is yougov polls are generally a outlier and had brexit as remain.

>>127846705
This will turn out to be the worst decision of his campaign.

Robertson, Wood and Lucas will all harp on about PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE, Nuttall will go hard on immigration and security and all Rudd has to do is repeat 'coalition of chaos' and point out that Corbyn said he'd agree to a second referendum in Scotland

It can only end badly for him

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>>127846649
Well... it is in his manifesto

>>127847024
>Not voting for UKIP or BNP

Come on now

>>127847033
Flax seed and hebiscus tea cheers la

Where can I find polls for stoke central

>>127847037
what the fuck is "MGS2"?

what paradigm of modernity have we surpassed.

shut the fuck up you neet scum

>>127846539

Apart from Birra, the others are grim dirty piss.

What happened lads? I thought the tories had this in the bag.

>>127847160
metal gear solid 2 dipshit.

>>127847170
They still do, its just memes

Media questions now.

>>127846498
I'll keep an eye out, cheers.

>>127847160
On me way to work m8

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>Le epic "Jews are all lefties" meme

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xD UKIP mate

>>127847170

People realising someone who has failed immigration constantly isn't dirty globalist. That's what happened.

Also she's proper robot autistic.

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TREESA getting NAILED by the media here for shitting pants over the debate.

>>127847235
>vidya games

i might have known.

kys fggt or get a job

>>127847033
Get me some Walkers lad. Salt 'n vinegar aughta do it for me.

>>127847333
Sounds comfy

>>127847302

Tories have and always will be the party for the globalist joolords.

Pol is too thick to see this.

3 media questions, 3 questions asking about the debate. 1 was enough, press her on the harder subjects.

>US to withdraw from Paris climate agreement
If Trump's only real achievement in office is a shoah of climate alarmists I'll consider it a successful presidency tbqh

>>127842005

Can't beat a nice cold can of kangaroo piss!

>>127847361
she's a pussys.

how do you expect her to deal with brexit negotiations when she's scurred of corbyn....?

>>127847461
Like the GOP then.

I'm going to start a thread with just covfefe to see if I can get any bites from Trumptards.

>>127847461
and labour is the party of shitskins, islam and retards.

>>127847538
She's not scared of Corbyn, she's scared of live audiences. She spergs out in front of people.

>>127847461
You should check out Reddit, they share your worldview and general argument structure

>>127847490

These are legitimate questions.

It's worth it just to see here engage her awkward robolaughter subroutine.

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>>127847585
>I'm going to behave retarded to show up all the retards

>>127847461
The Jews in my area vote Labour

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>when the libdems try to disguise their propaganda as newspapers

>what is poll herding

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>>127846705

Even Farage likes him.

Wake up Corbyn is anti esablishment and anti nwo.

He hates EU as much as anyone. He has been a vocal opponent since 80's

Do not trust May. She wants a soft brexit

>>127847585
epic idea /b/rother!

>>127847651
He's just a boring LARPer.

>>127847664
Asking once was, yeah.

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>>127847516

>Climate bullshit BTFO

>>127847461
Or Labour are now a party full of muzzies from viva la palestine protests and have made numerous anti-semetic remarks. Being so pro Islam you turn anti-semetic isn't based.

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>>127847668
>>127847730


>>127847729

oi yer cunts

staph believing in politishuns n shiiiet

>>127847676
Me too, but I'm from North Leeds where every fucker votes Labour.

never tory

>>127842179
Hence why Hitler had so many enemies, Jew-loving Cuckhill.

>>127847640
how do we know she doesn't sperg out in private negotiations...nobody is there to witness it

>>127847728
I just want a fucking candidate who has the British people's best interests at heart.
Who is going to limit immigration, introduce more clean energy, and reduce the police state.
It seems the latter two is at the cost of the former, and the former is at the cost of the latter two.

We just can't win in this country.

>>127847640

She also knows that major parties have nothing to gain from big debates with minor parties.

The minor parties get their little digs in and suddenly you have another Clegg mania.

Corbyn is the one who has everything to lose and it's sad that he doesn't see it.

>>127847756
I honestly hate the climate lobby more than I hate socialists. Even if we assume anthropogenic climate change is real, every single one of their 'solutions' is either piecemeal bullshit clearly designed to make plebs feel like they're 'helping' OR insane multi-billion dollar subsidies to an industry dominated by nonproductive corporates. The fact that people don't see it as a huge fucking con is astonishing

>>127847758
But I thought all Jews loved Islam and want nothing more than a caliphate ruled by people who openly want anuddah Shoah!

>>127847961
VOTE LIB DEM

>>127847033
Choccy milk

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How can you refuse to send her to University for free!?!?!

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>>127847962
>sad

It'll be a fireside chat where everyone wanks corbyn off and pisses on May. Watched by 3 million autists.

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>>127848127
What are hispanic studies?

>>127848127

>german and hispanic studies

Fucking beanerschnitzels...

>>127848062
The kind of Jews who push immigration are secular, which means Muslims don't really give a shit about them. Their hatred is mostly directed at religious Jews

>>127848062
Is it true that Orthodox jews have sex through a hole cut out on a sheet?

>>127847884
Haha same the Alwoodley Jews hate the Tories or anything remotely Right Wing Kek.

Fabian Hamilton's been in Government longer than Fucking Fidel Castro the corrupt Bastard lol

>>127848127
Fucking this generation. Need to die.

>>127848191
How to sleep through your classes

>>127847758

I'm voting ukip you pleb. It's fucking easy to see the Tories for what they are.

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>>127848008

Climate change does happen.

But it's incredibly fucking slow.

>>127843043
Country is fucked if May wins too. Didn't the Niel interview show you how she's just a slimy politician with no answers other than "trust me" despite the Conservatives failing to cut the deficit and immigration in both 2010 AND 2015 as Niel pointed out?

They've lied to dumbshits like you twice now and yet you still keep voting them in. Now they're just shitting in people's mouths with announcing the austerity will continue for nearly another decade, more tax, fox hunting being brought back, more cuts to the nhs, the death tax etc. They're not even hiding what a shitty party they are now because they're so arrogantly convinced they'll win.

Wow this cuck on BBC news crying about getting "abuse" while playing games online

>>127848127

Ban 18 year olds from voting

They don't know shit about life

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>>127848127

>18 year olds can vote

>>127848191
A field trip to Nando's, a round of tequila then shagging Diego in the alley.

>>127844380
Where the fuck is that i recognize it

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>>127848309
>That Question

KEK

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> Jahans releases an hour and a half video

we should have nuked you guys when we had the chance reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>127848285
classic!

Got a bad feeling Corbyn's going to do a 2010 Clegg showing up at this debate, lads.

>>127848421
Someone called my brother a "triple nigger" and a "little fat cunt" when he was playing Halo and because he didn't have a microphone it came out of the television. My mum went mental and thought it was in the game so took it back to Argos.

>>127848511

Swap Diego for Maria and I'll sign up tomorrow!

>>127848620
Do you get the sense your country is going the way of Zimbabwe and whites will soon be driven out?

>>127848668
>2010 Clegg

End up with fewer seats than he did prior?

>>127841660
wow im Australian and always wondered what a can of fosters looked like.

>>127848285
Underrated

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>Could have had George Osborne as PM
>Instead, we have Hillary Clinton and The Mystery of the Hung Parliament

>>127848777
That was 2015 Clegg

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>>127848008
The biggest problem with the climate lobby is that it's championed by fucking cunts who will take a private jet to a conference to give a speech about how I shouldn't be allowed to drive a car anymore and should turn my lights off because I'm killing the planet, and how "we need to accept that we cannot live beyond our means and hurt the planet for our meaningless luxuries".

Then they turn round, take a private jet back to their mansion, and go take their yacht out for a cruise. It's like champagne socialists but even worse. I'll take it seriously as an issue and their suggestions as a solution when they do.

>>127848191
Its a 4 year degree where you learn a bunch of bullshit and facebook/youtube while drinking Starbucks

>>127847302
Of course, kikes want to degenerate everyone else while maintaining their own wealth.

Hitler was on the fucking money

>>127848777
kek good point

You know what I mean though.

>>127848787
Do you actually not drink Fosters? I thought you were all memeing. I know VB or 4X is the most popular in Australia but I still thought you drank Fosters sometimes too.

>>127848839
They lost 5 in 2010.

>>127848850
But is Hispanic about Spain or the mulatto dystopias in South America?

>>127847333
>Scotland am not surprised
didn't Nigel head to Scotland when he was leader but got boo'd out? Scotland is a lefty paradise, they've had it easy for far to long.

>>127848314
Small world but I figured you were either from Leeds or London. I'm in Roundhay, you?

Leeds in general is a huge Labour hotbed, everyone here hates the Tories. Although Lib Dems have quite a bit of support over Headingley/Horsforth way.

Yeah Fabian's been MP for 20 years now. He's the spitting image of the Happy Merchant too.

>>127847033

Mcvitites fruit shortcake biscuits

>>127842665
Literally just had this. Beans on toast is the comfiest lunch anyone could know

>>127846705
He's right too. May is scared of appearing to the public, she's a snob. She will fuck the country up and not even care.

Just remember she was in charge of immigration for the Tories before she was PM and the number of Jihadists walking the streets increased under her.

Smh at people who think she will be "tough" when she can't even take on old codger Jeremy, got sexually humiliated by Trump when she said she would have words with him about his remarks towards women (and he purposely humiliated her, putting his hands all over her and she never said anything about the women issue) and yet people think she will take on Muhammad?

This also coming from a woman who refused to call the recent terror attacks Islamic terror?

Corbyn won't be much better there either but at least his social policies don't intend to rape anyone who isn't rich.

>>127848555
I knew a guy who grew up in the ultra-orthodox Haredi jewish quarter in Gateshead and went to one of the Jewish schools in the local area (wasn't a jew) and he swears down that they can only fuck through a hole in a sheet. I thought it was bollocks but he swears down this is the case.

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>>127848897
This is what my town think aussie bars are like lel

>>127848378
I don't dispute that lad, I don't even dispute that emissions from burning shit could (hypothetically) accelerate it

I just think it's abhorrent that the 'solution' to this is pumping billions of pounds of taxpayer money into subsidies for corporations that pillage vast areas of woodland and strip vast quantities of rare earth metals to build (((wind turbines))) that have the output of a fat man doing 20 minutes on an exercise bike and we're all supposed to think this is some great investment in the future and we're averting the apocalypse

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STRONG AND STABLE
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>>127847443

Not a fan of balsamic chives and goat relish m8?

>>127841660
That grill is so pretty ;_;

>>127848415
Problem is, you're the actual kind of retard who actually thinks MUH AUSTERITY. The deficit WAS cut, last year of labour was near 150bn, now in the region of 50bn. You probably mean debt - of which labour added 600bn to that between 2008-2010 (ONS).

Grow the fuck up, it's reducing the fucking deficit and stopping money being spent that we don't create.

Want more revenue? Increase the private sector, let it fucking boom, and reap the reward. All cunts like you think the public sector growth we had was great for the country. Wait until you stop generating new money and reduce your revenue. Fucking services dead thanks to thick cunts like labour.

NHS needs to be fucking fixed, it's operation is years out of date. Fox hunting won't be on whip it will never pass... The rest, you just recite the usual shit.

Labour will open up free immigration. Not just miss targets... they'll have no blocks to entry. They're cunts.

You're literally just a typical entitled retard who can't see a bigger picture. You try to pretend you're smart, you've literally just recited usual entitled socialist shit. Go get an actual education in politics then get back to me.

You fucking shitskin, state reliant piece of shit retard.

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May looks scared

>>127849078
I suppose it's accurate in that it's shit, full of cunts and a cultural void.

>>127848897
Cant buy in Oz, at least not in QLD for the 20 yrs ive been drinking

>>127847728
Daily reminder that May never wanted Brexit and has been supportive of the EU all her career.

£50 says if she wins, she'll fuck up Brexit.

>>127841660
>tfw no lower-class gf to take to fancy dinners and regattas

>>127848974
Kek he sought refuge in a Pub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWpGI1uXuMU
>tfw you share an island with these 'people'

>>127842665

>no cheese

Cheesey beanos are the fucking best

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZC9UTj8LIU


holy shit, may BTFO

>>127847333
It was fucking 05:36, hardly scandalous that it was deserted.

trips checked tho

>>127848979
Moortown just off Street Lane

Yeah Leeds goes for Labour, but we still get the young professionals and old people who vote Tory.

I've met Hillary Benn once, and he was a right damp squib, Fabian Hamilton is alright, he at least cares for local issues, still don't vote for him though

>>127849078
I paid 4.80 great british pounds sterling for a rekorderlig there once in like 2013.

>>>127849398
>>>127849398
>>>127849398
>>>127849398

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>>127848579
>Even if Theresa May wins the election she still lost it

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Corbyn playing to win now. Bold move to play offence. Whats may going to do now, she'll look weak following him. HE's now going to the opportunity to address a lot more people.

>>127849249

Because they're sooo hard to pull, r-right?

>>127841660
>>127845692
New thread ,lads.

>>127849401
rekorderlig tastes like shit. that and kopparberg, they're so fucking sweet and syrupy, literal teenage girl drinks.
i hate backsweetened booze. if i had to drink rekorderlig i'd pop some more yeast in and finish the fucking job

>>127849025
I've been hearing this alot on her being responsible immigration for increase in immigration. How the hell was she to control it while we were apart of the EU which has an open door policy there was no way to control it.

>>127849324

His wife is a filthy hun. He's a ducking traitor that deserves all he gets.

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>>127848686
>triple nigger

>>127842665
enough energy to power a small city.

>>127849509
it might have been kopparberg actually
and yeah I agree