Brit/pol/: Unlock the Minorities Edition

>>127833235
Archived that so they don't profit:

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

I don't understand the 'oh the YouGov poll is purposely inaccurate' claims for a few reasons.

1. YouGov's existence as a company relies on producing accurate polling. Political polling is not all they do; companies hire polling companies to see how well their products could do/what to change in marketing etc. If YouGov's poll is ridiculously wrong, then it's because of an accident, not an active choice. They have a business to run, and an incentive to be accurate.

2. All polling companies did poorly in the last election, including those now predicting high wins for the Tories. As far as I know, YouGov analysed where they went wrong and saw how to improve it (by not under-representing elderly voting etc). As such, they have a new way of doing things - perhaps this means they're more accurate, since other polling companies may not have made such reforms; perhaps this means they're less accurate, since it's a first try.

What could happen is that YouGov's predictions for a Tory majority increase over the next week so that, by polling day it is more closer to what the result is likely to be. However, who's to say their projection is not, as it stands, accurate?

>>127833235
kovfefe

3rd for me

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>>127833235
mummy BEAUTIFUL

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covfefe

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Who /3%/ here?

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What could be responsible for the Lib Dems failing to recover on a wave of middle-class Remainers?

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who Corbyn here?

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>>127833360
>creey
>ree
>REEEEEEE

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>>127833235

>>127833467
People dont care as much as they thought.

>>127833351
It's not wrong on purpose but it is wrong again.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

get fucked poms. as per usual, it takes a bloody colonist to tell ya how it is

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Absolute mad man

Wish are leaders were as real human being as Trump 2bh
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

>>127833543
>it's actually real

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

>>127833543

COONS OUT VOTE FASCIST ERADICATE FEMALE EDUCATORS

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Reminder that this quote has no source and you'll get called out for being a mong if you post it.

>>127833467
No one gives a fuck beyond a few new european readers

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>>127833235
HOUSE NIGGERS

>>127833543
>i-i-i-it was just a troll! I was acting retarded on purpose! gotcha!

truly /ourpresident/

>>127833490
I do like Sajid Javid. No more notable as a politician than any others but I do think he seems like a genuine guy.

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>you can either vote for wogs or merchants

FPTP is the best system.

>>127833467
>nobody cares anymore
>Labour is pulling the very liberal (socially) people over

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I stand with Comrade Corbyn in his battles against the Jews.

>>127833675
that's not what he's saying
he's saying it was just an accident and the people thinking it meant something are idiots, as are the ones butthurt about it

>>127833543
this brightened up my day

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>>127833627
It's not exactly far off the mark

>>127833351
>who's to say their projection is not, as it stands, accurate?
Nobody, as there's no way to tell.

It is very, very likely to be complete bullshit though, namely because its weighting assumes that 80% of 18-24 year olds will vote (which isn't going to happen, every election the 'yoof vote will swing it this time' meme is trotted out and not once has it materialised) and because YouGov's samples for their online polls are entirely self selecting. They're better described as opinion polls of political activists than as opinion polls of the general public.

It's probably not intentional but I doubt it's the result of methodical insight either. It's just a shit projection based on shit data and shit weightings.

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>>127833721
Would you rather live in Israel or Africa? Based jews helped us with Brexit as well

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THINGS

>>127833813
I agree, I just dont want any of you lads looking silly in front of Labour supporters.

>>127833732

British "muslim" general election voting intention:

CON: 2%
LAB: 96%
LDEM: 1%

>>127833235
I will vote labour. I own a property in London now and millions more migrants will make my property worth a lot more. Vote Mummy May if you want but she isn't interested in reducing immigration either.

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>>127833235
Daily reminder -
Labour will increase mass immigration and fuck over the native working class for jobs and houses

>>127833813
Death Eaters' Dark Mark

wanked off to babestation last night tbqh lads

i think the last time I did that was before I had fucking internet

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>>127833627

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>>127833839

>based jews

>>127833943
Babestation one of those sex channels that I always had locked on tv at home?

Do people even use them anymore? Very 90s of you

Unlock?
Like...from prison?
>inb4 hurr yes we're taking your minorities

pls

>>127833961
That's not the quote though.

>>127833839
>Based jews
/pol/ is dead.

>>127834088
/pol/ became smarter

>>127834084
Fuck Diane Abbot.

#1 Dumb Negro

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Ouch.

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>>127833709

>check out this dank non-radical muslim paki in a blue tie! fucking based

>>127833839
I'd genuinely choose Africa.

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>>127834141
Unlike the #1 smart negro

>>127834247
>doesn't mention race or diversity once

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>>127833886

who knew there were so many progressive liberal muslims. bigots btfo!

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>>127833235
FORWARD TOGETHER!

Commies get out!!

>>127833709
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR

JAVID FOR FIRST PAKI PRIME MINISTEER

Labour will win and it will be a good thing.

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I hope you enjoy your new taxes lads.

Btw what do you think of the British pensionists who live in Spain? Around 1 million British reside in Spain and probably a high % of them are pensionists.

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>>127834207
I didn't say he was based I wouldn't ever say that, it is a retarded term.

I just think he is more sincere than the majority of them. That doesn't mean he is any good at his job or that I support his policies at all. I was only talking about the character.

But maybe this is just be liking a fellow successful bald man.

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>>127834391
Communist cuckold. Mummy May > Commie Corbyn.

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>>127834370

>of the previous 4 Conservative primeministers 2 have been female

Why do they say Tories are not progressive lads? What other western major party has that record?

Holy fuck I think Corbyn might actually win.

VOTE LABOUR
FOR THE BENNIES
NOT THE FEW

>>127834431
Dsygenics at it's finest, this is how a society dies

>>127834329
I watched a bit of a speech he gave to some black students which was basically 'too many people in our communities think certain things are closed off to them and that just isnt the case'. He's like the anti-Abbot

>>127834431
They're Spaniards as far as I'm concerned.

>>127834068
I know a girl that makes about 7k a month off Babestation

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>>127833235
He just won the election, enjoy ur country shitbongs

>>127834453
Corbyn is a socialist not a communist, and socialism is what (((they))) fear most.

Only 13% of UK Jews plan to vote Labour. They fear him for good reason.

>>127833543
>tfw yank president is just a massive shitposter

>>127834512
If you were curious

http://www.babestation.com/natt

"Pound falls below $1.28 on UK hung parliament fears"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2017/may/31/pound-hung-parliament-eurozone-inflation-unemployment-business-live

What does covfefe mean?

>>127834535
Because it will wreck the economy and make their home a worse place to live?

>>127834589
Please remember to archive media renowned for bad journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/gU16J <- theguardian.com article

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I now get why white converts to Islam are way more likely to blow shit up.

>>127833235
btw what does this mean -> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1496225416666.jpg
>dem 6s

>>127833839
The effect of islam in the west has been to turn Jews towards the right wing. A lot of jews supported Trump and Brexit.

The only chance for civilisation is a white-jew alliance.

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>>127834535
Corbyn will never win. He doesn't have the leadership skills to do so. Theresa May 2017!

FORWARD TOGETHER
O
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W
A
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T
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>>127833467
They hobbled themselves from the outset.
>48% of electorate voted Remain
>referendum turnout was 10 points higher than general election turnout
>only 2 in 5 of them want to overturn the result
>Remain vote was unequally distributed towards younger voters, who are less likely to vote in the first place
They're targeting maybe 15% of the electorate, and within that 15% they're competing with regional parties like the SNP and Plaid as a 'third party' vote and with Labour and the Greens for however much of it overlaps with the batshit leftist vote. I'll be very surprised if they hit 10% nationally, and I'll be even more surprised if they get a net gain in seats.

>>127834431

Why do old people need all this shit?

What's the point in having a pension if they just get free shit anyway?

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Watching farage's bbc blind date bojo's sister is pretty tidy tbqh

>>127834593
Think you can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe"? Enjoy!

>>127834639
I love nu-/pol/.

>>127833448
> chances of a CON majority edges to lowest level since election was called
at 84% kek

>>127834581
>>127834512
Firstly, condolences for living anywhere near Brum.

Secondly, it is a very disgusting and obscene channel so I won't pretend to be impressed by you knowing her.

Thirdly, £7k? Ask her if they are looking to recruit any skinny bald guys with a lot of chest hair please.

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Are the MSM seriously trying to dredge up the "hung parliament" meme again? these old media hacks need to fucking die.

>>127833627
Mong

>>127834593
it means the user is too retarded to use twitter and splell

>>127834605
Because he'll stop foreign interventionism on Israel's behalf.

No more stupid goyim dying for Israel, it's annudda Shoah!

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>>127834639

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Well done ISIS

>>127833235
My bike broke yesterday lads. Now I can't relieve my tension by going for a peddle. Any suggestions on a replacement while I get it fixed?

>>127833721
>>127833732
CLEARLY shopped wtf

why are our jews so gay

>>127834681
Don't be a cunt

pls

>>127834606
get fucked. you're not my mum. if i want to lurk on the grauniad I will

>>127834626

Corbyn is an anti-white, patronising idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558110/Angry-father-confronts-men-claims-took-flowers.html

Usual types stealing flowers and toys from the Manchester memorial.

>>127834535
They fear the islamic party

>>127833235
>Brit/pol/ supports this cuck

>>127834639
Business wise they were always capitalists, but socially liberal

>>127833467
Anyone who trusts a lib dem "pledge" post-2010 is either mentally retarded or a first time voter

If blacks had talent which could be unlocked and are being held back by conservatives why are all black majority states shit holes

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>>127834819
BASED ISIS

>>127834860
inb4 Norway cuckbot

>>127834639
Exactly but the right kind. Globalists and zionists are two competing tribes. Globalists seek to rip down borders and destroy traditions. Zionists seek to find a home for their misplaced people and build friendships with the west. Know the difference

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REEEEEEEEE

>>127834830
Buy another bike. n+1.

>>127834781
It's all because of a very shit tier yougov analysis than even labour sources are saying is bollocks

>>127834868
Brit/pol/ has always supported Theresa May and the Conservative Party. Fuck poorcucks.

>>127834884
Institutional racism white boy

>>127834819

I can see the article now

>A BBC employee was killed by a member of the so-called Islamic State
>A spokesperson said the victim would not have wanted us to react with hate
>We must show tolerance
>Diversity is our strength

etc

>>127834856
People will click the archive link if they want to see what that post is about.

You lose.

>>127834860
>blurring out the face but leaving their brown hands

>>127834898
apparently the daily mail is a respectable source of news and not subject to the ire of the cuckbot.

cuckbot is an embarrassment. its for people who have problems tying their own shoelaces.

>>127834926
Why ree? Actually giving black kids some moral and praise-worthy role models might be a good thing

>>127834817
>Entry wound under chin
>Boots on

DI Anon here, this looks sus.

>>127834975
In their own countries?

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>>127834068

nah m8 there were locked channels, but babestation was one of those channels where some tart would be parked on some sleazy bed probably somewhere in soho or some cunts flat between 10pm-5:30am, with the cameras rolling as she talks phone calls for like £3 a minute

you'd get some right fucking mingers on there, but when you're 12 years old and your mum and dad haven't even got 56k dial-up set up yet it was a goldmine. before this it was either stealing my uncles porn VHS tapes, or the "madman" mate in my group of friends would run into a Paki shop, grab a porn magazine and sprint the fuck out of there. Then we'd hide it in the woods and take turns whenever we wanted to. Sometimes we'd hide it in an underpass to keep it out of the rain.

anyway, I'd sneak downstairs and turn on the brand new sky box and the massive 30 inch telly in the living room at like 2am on a school night for a cheeky wank. Sometimes I'd watch the 10 minute softcore freeviews on the actual porn channels like Television X

this was before
only da real millenials will get this post innit senpai

>>127834889
Why don't you like your host country? You could be dead already in your home Islamic country.

>>127834860

>Blurs out their faces
>You can still tell that they're shitskins

>>127835037
You're the best shill.

>>127835090
Neo colonialism white mufugga

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vote tory goy we love you


andrew neil isn't a freemason alcoholic in the same masons lodge as 4 tory pedo's

>>127835037
There's nothing wrong with also providing an archive link, so what you're doing is good, but when people post only an Archive link it masks what the URL/source is and it never inspires people to click it, which stifles discussion of the article.

>>127835093
The BBC are globalists you thick ruskie

>>127835091
>the 10 minute freeview
Yes lad

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vote tory silly goy

SNORT SNORT

>>127834581

immediately thought of natt danelaw tbqh

>>127835091
>anyway, I'd sneak downstairs and turn on the brand new sky box and the massive 30 inch telly in the living room at like 2am on a school night for a cheeky wank. Sometimes I'd watch the 10 minute softcore freeviews on the actual porn channels like Television X
I'm glad I'm not alone in this. At first I was a bit apprehensive wanking in the living room, but the slags distracted me long enough not to care I spose.

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>>127835037
wait...you're an actual person???

I thoght you were a bot. That's fucking hilarious. you lurk /pol/ posting archive links all day??

you are by far the most pathetic autist I have ever come across on the chans.

sort it out m8

so how long until Corbyn gets ousted for not delivering as promised

>>127835060
Because it's not fucking London, it's shitskin land history. You're fine with sacrificing YOUR history to give a nigger something they won't care about or ever use?

WE WAZ KINGS
Okay so what?
WE WAZ KINGS
Yes, I get that, now what?
WE WAZ KINGS! WE WILL BE AGAIN
How?
WE WAZ KINGS
Is that the best plan you have?
WE WAZ KINGS AND SHEEEEEIT

Jeremy about to speak on BBC Two/BBC News.

>>127834819
The employee that died was a driver named Mohammed.
The blast was a car bomb.

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BBC IS TRUTH GOY

>>127833543
My god!

TRUMP CONTROLS THE INTERNET.

The man is a "-1/12" dimensional chess grand master!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Tories are going to LOSE seats
*inhale*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>127834581

fucking hell though. there's no way she's 21 right? I'd say at least 29 or something around there.

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mummy ? is that you ?

>>127835275
Announcing a call to arms for the workers, I hope.

>>127835306
Shit tier yougov "poll"

>>127835240
>sort it out
Good advice for people below my level, like you.

Best of luck.

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mummy ? daddy ?

>>127835167
Ethiopia was never colonised

>>127835091
>Kids today
Always found these things to be creepy. I was a proper white nationalist and only fapped to Sailor moon hentai from a rotating website that showed 10 images a day. I even saved like 2 to a floppy disk which I hid.

Yea fuckers

>>127835091
>hide it in forest
>or under the overpass to keep it out of the rain

Ever heard of a box you cretin?

>>127835349

>alleges

oy

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>>127835296
"-1/12"

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/31/cuckbot_is_a_real_person_autismal

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Why aren't you at work?

>>127835425
Fuck off with ur weeb shit

>>127835272
Over the top

>>127835503
Sorry Mummy

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>>127834247
Carlton!

>>127834342
not sure if sarcasm or serious :/

>>127835218
Nonetheless, they're English people and humans. Your mentality belongs to an Islamic third world country.

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any of you dumb fags actually start to believe your own propaganda.

the decline of the uk any fucking which way you cut it.

pop the fucking champagne kek

>>127835418
Ethiopia is a victim of imperialism

>>127835526
Fapping to slags is worse than fapping to Sailor moon

At least sailor moon isn't a coal burner

>>127833235
>people will read that man's statement and unironically think he's not a racist
when will this ride end?

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Niggers of the animal world.

>>127833815
>YouGov's samples for their online polls are entirely self selecting

Do they use online polls over other methods a lot? That seems problematic for me.

>>127835503

this is my job.

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>>127835093

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the best of british .

>this kid on BBC News complaining about online abuse while gaming

Fucking hell, we're raising generations of pussies.

>>127833235

>claims to be for equality
>still insists niggers need more help because they're niggers

>>127835711
t. catfag

>>127835306

You're as bad as /r/ukpolitics and corbynistas on twitter, completely ignoring the poll average and just picking one flawed poll.

Going to be hilarious when Tories win with a 100 seat majority.

>>127835726
Yougov is entirely online

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>>127835603
>They're English

>>127835790
Damn straight.

>people ITT will vote cuckservative in spite of the past 7 years

Enjoy getting taxed more and arrested for islamaphobic hate speech for even visiting /pol/, lads.

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vote tory silly goy ...

>>127835660
No, it was never colonized. Neither was Liberia

>>127835816

*past 2 years

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>Jack monroes voice

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>>127834443

well first off sincerity with muslims is always impossible due to taqqiya. and his character is literally fucking execution for high treason worthy. take your head out of the bbc interviews you're watching mate.

this cunts got a head more round and orange than fucking karl pilkington. and he's a diversity hire shitskin muslim to boot.

>Javid previously served as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport from 2014 to 2015, Minister for Equalities

Yeah ok, 4 years as an MP then he gets put in charge of British culture.

Snap out of it mate you're living in a fucking upside down satire world and you shouldn't ever forget it.

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>>127835773
Mummy May will put an end to all online bullying and anti-semitic hate speech.

>>127835091
>>127835219

>our satellite was so shit, the channel was shared between tvs

made watching lewd so complicated.

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daddy ?

>>127835503
Because my job is campaigning for your re-election as PM, and our candidate is doing hustings prep so no canvassing today.

On a serious note the Tory campaigns in Manchester have been hit hard, we were suspended for a whole week. Our campaign still have like 15000 leaflets to deliver and God knows how we'll do it.

>>127835726
YouGov almost exclusively use online polls, and even when they don't their weighting uses data from previous online polls. There's a reason nobody takes them seriously.

Their website is great for shitposting though, you can amass hundreds of (You)s for astonishingly little effort

I keep getting told here to vote Conservative.
Why, exactly?
They're led by someone who didn't want to leave the EU - just like Labour
They won't do anything against gay marriage or abortion - like Labour
They won't do anything about immigration, only make promises that they've filed to keep for 7 years - like Labour
What's the point in voting the Conservatives, when I'd just be voting Labour?

>>127835711
Consider it an evolutionary cleansor. If you're dumb enough to have pit bulls you deserve to have your blood line ended. Get a real dog like a collie, labrador, springer. Something that's quiet most the time but loves being out for walks. Good with kids because they're very calm animals

>>127835876
>anti-semitic
*counter-semitic

>>127835091
late night bravo
late night channel 5
2am channel 4

growing up as an adolescent pre-broadband

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>>127835936
>I keep getting told here to vote Conservative.
>Why, exactly?
They are based. Labour is full of commie cucks. Theresa May is a strong leader that gets things done.

>>127835876
This, too, why should I vote Tory when it just gives them the freedom to do all the insidious dictator shit May wanted to do as Home Secretary?

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Galloway advocating a race war when?

>>127835841
The coalition years were Tory rule by any other name.

>>127835936
Vote UKIP or spoil your ballot.

>>127835711

>3 week old baby dies after retarded parents leave it alone with dogs

I hope they get jail time.

>>127836014
So, you're not going to respond to those points I just made?

>>127836033

Rubbish, it was basically Labour rule as the Lib-Dems were so left wing that they forced the Tories to cave on any right wing policy they proposed.

>>127836014
This post is satire.

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>when people say they liked David Cameron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fnhxl-mjI

>>127835430
fool boxes can be opened

>>127835936
because corbyn shared bread with terrorists

>>127836007
i remember seeing my first weeb movie on channel 4. was pretty good desu

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tory lord kek

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wew

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>>127836074
4D Chess. She learned well from the grand master.

>>127833235
Does it even matter who wins? The only difference between May and Corbyn is that she wants to do some shit with pensions that no one under 65 cares about. Immigration will continue, the white demographic will continue to shrink. At least Corbyn will annoy the Jews and wake people up if he turns out to be a disaster (which he probably will). Two sides of the same coin desu

>>127835503
I'm phone posting

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Post your local Tory MP.

I'm fucked.

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>absolute state of 4chan ads
brb lads going to become even richer

>>127835936
There is either shit posting or shilling going on here. There has been for months if you notice the low quality May memes copying superior memes.

You have summed up the issue with British politics. All of the parties stand for the same democractic globalist agenda, you can't vote against the system because the system is set up to make that impossible. This ends up with the only conclusion left. Democracy cannot solve democracy, something else must be done if we wish to see change. Red tie, Blue tie, Purple tie, Green Tie, Yellow tie are all the same, only a Rope tie solves the problem.

>>127836144
I doubt she is playing noughts and crosses let alone any form of chess.

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>>127836082

The fucking state of our political leaders.

>>127836057
Spoiling ballots is for LARPers who think they're making a difference.

>>127836171
JUST

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>>127836185
>Glasgow

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>>127835897
>watching return of the living dead 2 on my tv while my parents and baby brother are in the other room
>can hear my mum going spare when the kid gets a screwdriver shoved in his skull

Good times

>>127836159

>mo mentum now spam filtered

>>127836225
Spoiling a ballot is still better than not even turning up to the polling station.

>>127835936
Because this is the best chance we'll get for a generation to destroy the Labour party, which is universally desirable regardless of your political opinions because it'll create space in mainstream politics for a party that represents working people.

>>127836118
That's a fair point actually, let's be generous and say they have a day off work. Who would spend it like this?

So if Corbyn actually gets in how long until the inevitable military coup?

>>127833241
Is this a not or one of /pol/'s most devoted and honorable Norwegian?

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>>127836171

>>127836070
>they forced the Tories to cave on any right wing policy they proposed

Like what?

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>>127836250
Funniest thing is that I'm using a proxy and adblock.

Just a little heads up for any of you faggots who thought you were safe here.

>>127834431
most old people i know are willing to give up all of these they just spend it on booze and holidays anyway

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>>127836185
>millionaires
>glasgow

maybe the fat cunts who won the euromillions, thats about it.

>>127836328

As long as it takes a trooper to stomp on Corbyn's neck.

>>127833351
you're missing the point, it's speculation. polls keep people invested in the run up to an election, whether it's accurate or not could not matter at all

>>127836289
How? It has the same result and you waste your time.

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Can we just end it ourselves? I mean we have the nukes.

>>127836144
:) im glad someone held his hand, i would give him all my scoops of ice cream <3

>>127833235
>Only a group of old White globalist men can help the poor minorities
If I was a minority reading this would puss me off

Like I wouldnt be able to fend for myself

>>127836398
You lazy fat faggot, are you even capable of walking to the polling station?

>>127836118

good smackdown

Any one else taken the true red pill here?

Post nationalism is the true red pill no one wants to discuss. Why should I care about suicidal white people? Why should I care about an island that wants to be overrun by Muslims and doesn't even fight back when it's children as slaughtered in the streets?

Take the Enoch Pill. Rivers of blood are here, people are raping, pillaging and looting our nation.. But then you realize it's not your nation, you never belonged to it because it was already atomized before you were born.

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I don't get enough in benefits so I'll be voting for Labour.

I'm sick of the tories stealing from the people who keep this country going.

>>127836089
>lowered age of consent
>2010 interview
Wait what

Both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
Both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Both main parties support abortion.

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>>127836337
>bot
Tired of this. I have a very good brain. You can always talk to me and ask me anything. A bot can't do that.

>>127836479
is this bait?

Welfare fraud and violence are talents now?

>>127836409
enoch, how wrong we were, please forgive us

>tfw mummy is going full brexit gas the lib dems style to fight the rumours that shes a secret remainer.

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>>127836506
>You can always talk to me and ask me anything.
Why don't you have a gf lad?

>>127835800
>>127835929
jesus. well this certainly gives me confidence in saying they're not accurate

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>>127836171
Here's mine.

>>127836477
quite the black pill. as a spanish-english mongrel, this makes me feel like one of the pillagers

>>127833235
>Shock poll
Arent those those really quick to close polls which arent open long enough for anyone outside the intended audiance to take notice of and partake in?

Thats even worse then regular polls

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>>127834443
>>127835869

I was going to leave the post there, but let's go full autist.

>Javid was born in Rochdale, Lancashire, one of five sons of parents of Pakistani descent.

I fucking guarantee this Paki cunt is related to someone who has at some point "groomed" or raped a young white English girl. I fucking guarantee it.

>His father was a bus driver.
>Javid was educated from 1981 to 1986 at Downend School, a state comprehensive near Bristol

BASED PAKI MAN WITH THE WORKING CLASS HISTORY AND STATE EDUCATION. THREE BOXES TICKED FOR THE PRICE OF ONE GET THIS BASED PAKI IN A SUIT IN THE PRIVY COUNCIL NOW

>Javid joined Chase Manhattan Bank in New York City immediately after university, working mostly in South America. Aged 25, he became the youngest vice-president in the history of the bank.[8] He returned to London in 1997, and later joined Deutsche Bank as a director in 2000. In 2004 he became a managing director at Deutsche Bank and, one year later, global head of Emerging Markets Structuring.[9]

DUDE BASED PAKI DABBLES IN INTERNATIONAL FINANCE TO REDISCOVER HIS SEMITIC HERITAGE XDD

>After a selection contest held by the Bromsgrove Conservative Association on 6 February 2010, in which he received over 70% of the votes cast by its members, Javid was announced as the Conservative Parliamentary Candidate for the 2010 general election.

Literally handpicked by the Patriotic Conservative party fucking based must have been the best man for the job no doubt

>ELECTED AS MP IN 2010
>Immediately joins the Privy Council
>Minister for Equalities - 2014
>Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport - 2015
>President of the Board of Trade - 2016
>Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills - 2016
>Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government - 2016

THE RIGHT HONOURABLE SAJID JAVID PC. THE EMBODIMENT OF THE ENGLISHMAN.

>>127833777
Sacred trips checked.

>>127836591
Good, you should feel bad. People like you tore up this nation, you stole lead from churches, you raped kids and set up pedo rings in every city.

There is us and them, and us is now Me and them is now everyone else.

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If Comrade Corbyn wins I would consider moving to Australia

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>>127834819
Must have been Kabul's forign policies.

>>127834856
He's ban evading, keep reporting him. He's had to drop the tripcode.

>>127835425
t. alun parker

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wew Corbyn is actually a secret white nationalist, he only used the lefty mongs in Britain to get to the top of politics.

>>127834878
Why do people get so bent up over the Lib Dems and tuition fees? Every political party breaks election promises. Every single one, every single time. And most of them aren't the junior partners in a coalition. Yet the Lib Dems are the one and only one that you people REEEEEEEE about.

This will be the first GE I've bet on, just seen one that says 5/6 Tories to have less than 365 seats.

If I bet 10 on that, I could get 18 quid if it wins.

Am I right in saying that I will end up 8 quid richer?

>>127836696
You need to get a job first you fat cunt.

>>127835897

fucking hell I remember that

actually, I remember I had to wait until my parents had finished watching TV and had gone to bed. Because If they still had the TV on and I went to the living room for a wank, all of a sudden they'd switch from watching Big Brother or some shit to seeing some tart on the TV with her tits out

>>127836607
It's describing the result as shocking, not the methodology

Regardless it's complete garbage, the poll itself shows the tories on a wider lead than they had in 2015. It's a seat projection based on undisclosed wizardry and online polling of voting intention that shows the tories losing seats so it's worth about as much as a toilet paper equivalent of the Shroud of Turin

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>>127836171
The guy on the far left is my local councillor, lel

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>>127836827
>wagies

>>127836448
>not wasting my time
>lazy

With any luck I'll be so blind drunk I won't actually be capable of getting to the polling station. Enjoy pissing on the corpse of Great Britain while voting for whatever colour tie you'd prefer your pro-immigration pro-globalist politician to wear.

>>127836007
>>127835091
Based channel 5 showing softcore erotic thrillers on a friday night

>>127836796
Because their voter base is college students who are too stupid to understand this. And now you have 2 political parties instead of 3 so it's easier to manage for the elites bribes

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Death to Labour

Death to the EU

Death to internationalists

>>127836868
>Yes, i am.

>>127836109
Kek he's my MP. Met him once, can still remember the greedy piggy eyes. What a fat old cuck

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>>127836550

>>127836819
You're wasting £10 lad
Tories will win between 385 and 405 seats

>>127835966
All of those dogs beside the lab are a poor choice for most people who won't walk or entertain them enough and will end up hating it because it's too 'disobedient'.

Not that I'm shilling for pits, I'm more suggesting less people should even own dogs.

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>>127836960
>anonymongs

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>>127837009
Free bet

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>>127836171

Almost makes me want to vote Labour

>>127836848
Thanks for the proper translation Anglobro

>>127836504
Exactly. There is no difference at this point between the two parties on the actual, critical issues facing us. At least Labour are upfront about their shit ideas, the Tories constantly lie and evade to traditionalist voters in order to win their vote.

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N E I L

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

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>>127836171
He's never lost his seat I swear

>>127837113
>almost

>>127834605
>it will wreck the economy

Not like the STRONG AND STABLE Conservatives, eh go.., lad?

>>127835240
But he's right. Why would you give click stats to the Guardian? It's just good etiquette to archive that shit now.

>>127835091
Same here my man
Those freeviews were tip fucking top, especially the girl/girl ones.

>>127833732
His communications guy is called Shalom Finklestein or something equally jewish.

if they infest an "anti" jew party god knows how many are in the Tories

>>127837041
Don't be a cuck lad. If you can't walk your dog don't get a fucking dog but don't tell people not to get dogs if they're able. Dogs are a one of the defining factors of the British.

>Andrew has a cold

He better not miss This Week.

>>127835660
Niggers are victims of their own shit genetics. You won't ever fix that

>>127835936
Corbyn likely did want to leave the EU though in fairness

>>127833448

/nooverallmajority/ here.

I make 70 quid if the tories need to caolition, and I can't see them taking majority at this point.

NEW

>>127837272

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>>127836477
This is essentially how a lot of ancaps and lolbertarians see things. Reverting to parochial, familial or individual interests.

>>127836504
>All this is true
>But Brit/pol/ don't even want partial PR

>>127835936
Because labour is full on marxism, whereas the conservatives are neo-conservative christian democrats, which is certainly better than the marxists and fabians, albeit still not great.

If you're in a CON safe seat vote what you want, but otherwise it has to go CON.

>>127837197
The speech writer and main policy wonk for Cameron was Daniel Finklestein (quite possibly the most Jewish second name ever). He was behind the push to progressivism. Cameron made him a Baron in 2013.

>>127837226
He did TW whilst coughing his guts up a few months ago, he's not going to miss the last one before the election

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>>127833813
Is this fucking real? It's like a gd BLM poster for fucks sake!

>>127837277
Coalition with who though? I think it will be a hung parliament and a second vote will need to be held