>be American >get shot >tip the shooter

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>>127832500
enjoying ramadan so far?

>>127832500
story?

>>127832500
gotta admit that is a superbly clever joke

>>127833141
it's a joke on the fact that the two things Europeans think about when it comes to America is a. gun culture, and b. tipping in restaurants

>>127832500
>be American
>tweets non sense before going to bed
>sleep
>wake up
>the entite world is making fun of your tweet and mocking you
>not even feel bad
>covfefe

>>127832500
Should be added to the "good jahhb" copypasta

>be French
>get run over
>get shot
>get bombed
>speak Arabic

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>be American
>clap at movie theater
>get shot

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>>127832500
>britbong hits another one out of the park with his clever british humor and original wit
good job m8, i'm proud of you

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>>127832500
>be englishman
>turn the tube on for me vegetated mum
>eat an english feast, buttered toast with unsweetened tea and protein ration
>drive with stick, as a result crash into a church, nobody cares
>dies waiting in the free emergency room because a young lad got pink eye and has been queued before me

>>127832500
>Be brit
>Go to kebab store
>order kebab
>eat said kebab
>later on shit out missing sister.

>>127836779
>>127836833
The actual state of yank banter these days

>>127833141
>new

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>>127836833
>be american
>land of the free
>die from shooter

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>>127836833
>>127836779
>>127833258
>>127833141
>>127832997

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>>127832500
>be Brit
>get blown to bits

>>127836950
>be englishman
>actually think reposting the same thread constantly is banter
>leave chair feeling accomplished
>immediately slaughtered

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>>127832500

Seriously though, the tipping culture in the US is the most annoying thing about the US. The waitresses are so fake nice that it makes you uncomfortable and you know they are this fake just to get a better tip.
I prefer the tipping culture here. Every waitress is herself and you give a tip if you feel like it. No pressure and no fake faggotry

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>>127837179
>>127837200

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>>127837200
>be 15 year old Brit
>get blown by hot muslim bombshell
FTFY

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>>127837179
>>127837501

HOLY KEK

>>127836779
>>drive with stick, as a result crash into a church, nobody cares
>church was abandoned and about to be razed for a new mosque

FTFY

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