nnnnnNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
IMPEACH!!!
rip covfefe
f
so what is Covfefe? is it like evil Pepe?
>>127831888
it's a drink made of covfefe beans
>>127831725
Now what are the MSM going to talk about? Russians again? BORING!
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>127831794
F
Covfefe dindu nuffin
>>127831725
press C to conveve
>>127831725
motherfucker
>>127832029
Sea
>>127831725
#NOTMAINIGGAH
cщмayay
how can the leader of the country that claims to be the most powerful country on earth be such an idiot?
not gonna talk about his "political" decisions, just everything else like his twitter behaviour.
america is fucked
>>127832115
CUTE MEIN LEIF INTWO PEACES
Covfefe confirmed to be more dangerous than previously thought.
>>127831725
covfefe is a code to communicate with Putin!!!
Russia conspiracy confirmed!!!
IMPEACH DRUMPF
>>127832263
That to spoopy. i cant watch the ending again
Disavow donald
>>127831725
did we confirm any connection to the freemasons?
>>127832286
Gibsmedat КOBФИФИ
>>127832229
You guys are committing suicide by Islam. Worry about that instead.
>>127832229
The ramification of his tweets will surely be drastic and acute for the US, The whole world now knows the 'covefe' sin, world leaders will bring it up, generations upon generation will have to bear the burden of Trump's reckless and mistyped tweets.
Time to say goodbye gents
F
this guy never keeps his covfefe
>>127832399
Covfefe spelled backwards is Illuminati!
>>127832466
cov F e F e
>>127832238
CUT MY STEAK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY KNIFE AND FORK
>eating steak and eggs
F
can't wait for the media covfefe on this
>>127831725
>covfefe.
REMINDER
>>127831725
>covfefe
DEAR SIRS/MADAMS
MY NAME IS DR. IBOBO COVFEFE, HEAD OF MINISTRY OF INTERNET OF UGANDA.
USA GOVERNMENT TRIES TO CENSOR OUR INTERNET. AS A RESULT, WE ARE UNABLE TO TRANSFER OUT $25 MILLION (IN WORDS TWENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS) OUT OF THE COUNTRY. PLEASE PROVIDE US A SAFE INTERNET CONNECTION FOR A FEE OF 400 DOLLARS WHICH WE WILL REIMBURSE TO YOU ONCE THE FUNDS ARE TRANSFERRED PLUS 5% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR SERVICE.
EAGERLY WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE
DR. COVFEFE
GO PHEE PHEE, GO
>>127832229
>>127832844
Have some respect
>>127833292
What did he mean by this?
holy shit this fucking mememaster
>>127833292
THE
MAD
FUCKING
MAN
>>127831725
>Hillary deleted Benghazi
EXECUTE!
>>127831725
THE MADMAN DID IT
WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
WELCOME BACK COVFEFE MAN
>>127833143
>FOX (((sources)))
>>127831969
Kek
>>127833292
Trump seems like a fun guy. I'm all for people having a go at him but the Twitter abuse he gets isn't even decent, literally below Drumpf tier insults.
>>127834546
I kinda enjoy the butthurt comments and liberals salty tears
>>127837623
4D bicycle racing
>>127831725
>a source familiar with the matter told Fox News Monday
The hypocrisy.
>>127834974
I would too, if they actually managed to be funny and original. When you have every (((verified))) twitter users and late night host regurgitating the same jokes over and over, it just gets boring.
>>127837956
Your photo - Tiger Woods looks like shit now. He drank the bleach (Elin) and now he must pay the leech.
impeach slaaay
>>127837623
>Moor eduaction
That was in November.
>>127831725
Ahh, I see you are hiding from your mistakes AGAIN Mr. Drumpf! Not an uncommon move coming from a man who dodges questions for a living. You can't run forever Donny boy! Eventually that extra scoop catches up with you!
>>127838971
Are you retard
>>127839187
Blumfpfy deleted covfefe??
HEEE FKN DLLLT CFFFEEEF!!
DDDONNT CLLLLAAP!!!!!
DDDRUMMMMMY CAN'T HIDE UUR MISTAKES!!!
>>127832870
Kek, nice
>>127831725
Who else covfefe in here?
>>127831725
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458
MADMAN
I love him so much
>>127831725
I think i have a much more simple theory than the funny theories people are coming up with. It goes something like this;
Maybe he was halfway doing a tweet when melania walked in in her underwear or lack thereof and told him he should go to bed. So he was typing "inspite of the negative press cov(and then melania walks in, come to bed honey)fefe (f and j has tabs for default position for fingers when blindtyping) halfway looking up. Clicks submit thinking he'll go back and fix it, then after they had sex he falls asleep instead of getting back to fix it, hence why it was up so long.
And then he deletes the tweet and revises it going "Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!" which is what is up there now and the first comment is no longer there which was up for 5 hours or whatever.
He usually writes longer tweets than that, so it does seem like he was interrupted. Also try putting your hands in f j position, if you're a blind typist that can write without looking at the keys, you go fefe with the left hand it's like tapping your index finger (on f) and e (middle finger) twice whilst perhaps looking up on naked melania smiling at him. and going Yeah fuck it i'll sneak back and fix it in a little while which he never did. Or accidentally hit sent not realizing that he had till much later.
And then makes it into a funny many hours later deletes the original tweet and instead posts
>can anyone find out if this (covfefe) means something? Enjoy!
Because it would ofcourse be quite funny if it actually meant something that he wasn't aware of, aswell as essentially wink wink going;
>can you guess what was going on and why my tweet trailed off halfway
If you think about it doesn't that make a whole lot of sense?
tl;dr horny melania interrupted him halfway through the tweet so it kind of trailed off.
>>127831725
He should've embraced it
>>127831725
DRUMPT IS FINISHED! IT IS OVER FOR HIM!
>>127844593
Fuck man, she's probably the baddest fucking bitch in the world honestly.
>>127844593
>whilst perhaps looking up on naked melania smiling at him
i dont think thats likely
>>127845436
Well we know that a LOT of women get turned on by men in positions of power, and him being POTUS now aswell as being a multibillionaire i mean, materially she has everything she could ever want, and she has also stated that their sexlife was great. So stranger things have happened than her being a very naughty girl in private. But ofcourse because of image etc. remaining always very composed and stylish and graceful in public. You can clearly see that is drummed into the kids aswell with them acting very proper in public except maybe for baron which is a little bit rebellious but that's usual for a kid especially in his position and age.
And that ofcourse also goes a lot for melania in public, you can see she really likes him but she's been told by him clearly act very proper and not too emotional etc.
>i dont think thats likely
No i mean they totally hate eachother that's ofcourse what you think.
>>127832263
that gif is fake, the cat would of knocked over that glass of alcohol before doing anything
You know someone in the future will say this was a secret message to the Illuminati
>>127837623
DAMN NIBBA!
>>127831725
"who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe"
Jesus he really is a shitposter
Like it or not, he is /ourguy/
>>127831888
covfefe means gas the kikes race war now where I come from Who are we to disobey a direct order from the president?
This is the final straw guys
>>127831725
Did no one archive it
has he lost his fucking mind
he's tweeting up a storm today
This thread is going on for hours
Rip cocofeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqtHMPQ-kc
>>127832813
happy days
>>127832127
It sounds good in Russian:
Schmau-au
>>127833292
It's happecovfefe
>>127854759
Half of them are tweets regarding policy or legislation so I wouldn't count those as "negative"
>>127844593
melania loves being dominated by donalds foot long cock so i can see this being the cause