The Leaf Question

>>127829166
The Telephone and Basketball.

>>127829166
eskimo porn

>>127829242
Bell was a Scottish man grown and educated in Scotland
Basketball is not a contribution.

>>127829166
Erectile dysfunction and AIDS.

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Some leafs are ok. The hate they've received lately is blown out of proportion.

Granted, their banter is usually sub-par when compared to Australian posters, I don't think they deserve worse treatment than Swedes and Pajeets.

I actually visited Canada not long ago. that country sucks ass. all the fucking good things I hear about them NON was true. except for the weed.

>>127829166
A Leaf did the heavy lifting on identifying bikelockfag.

eat a dick spaghetti monkey.

We have an orderly, prosperous nation that provides opportunity and fulfilment for it's citizens... including Italian immigrants I might add.

You monkeys couldn't organize a garage sale. You are among the most unhappy miserable people in Europe... and you are every bit as degenerate as we are in your own old world way.

You coast on your past but really don't have much happening.

Don't get uppity.

>>127829166
Kids in the hall? I'm really reaching

>>127829166
>Italy
>White

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Insulin
Zippers
Trailer Park Boys
SCTV
Kids in the Hall
Basketbore
Gridiron Football
Hockey
Shitty video games

Please tell me more at how shit Canada is

>>127829166

I once saw a pretty decent post from a leaf

>>127830187
Just TPB alone is enough to deem you guys as based. You also make good, cheap whiskey, which is something a boozer like me can appreciate.

You guys aren't bad.

Getting tired of the canada meme. This place needs to stop thinking in extremes.

>Peterson
>Molymeme

Why does /pol/ refuse to acknowledge the greatest intellectuals of our time come from Canada?

Canada is what you'd get if Australia raped Sweden at a frat party and the doctor dropped the baby on it's head.

>>127830004
>We have an orderly, prosperous nation that provides opportunity and fulfilment for it's citizens... including Italian immigrants I might add.
>You monkeys couldn't organize a garage sale. You are among the most unhappy miserable people in Europe... and you are every bit as degenerate as we are in your own old world way.
>You coast on your past but really don't have much happening.
/thread

Whenever I see a stupid, out of /pol, lame and a retarded post. I check the flag and 50% time it's a leaf. The disproportionate anger and disgust I get at that time reeks REEEE and vomit.

>>127830741
Kek.

>>127830004
Italy got pretty fucked, no argument there, but at least I can misgender someone without being charged with a pseudo-hate crime.
At least a good lot of people here still hold nationalist beliefs and pride in their country.
Our media isn't completely fucked either, we have mainstream outlets celebrating our culture and heritage daily, although we are slowly getting on that "refugees welcome" train.
>Italians aren't white
Why?
I get that the very south got pretty blacked, but that doesn't even reach 1/3 of the country and the rest of the people are racially aware enough to where the muds stay to the very south.

apart being a joke of a nation with a house bubble that is fuled by chinese, and potentially Kubian bastard lefty butthurt, theyr syrope is actually pretty great

>>127830004
>italian immigrants

ndrangheta immigrants

>>127832116

The syrup that flows from my dick schlomo

>>127832116
O Y V E Y
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V
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>her dick

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nice people

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Butter Tarts, that's about it.

>>127829166
They were decent for us in World War One.

They gave us the gift of Nickleback, I wanna be a rockstar !

We invented chocolate and the gregorian calendar.

>>127840064
They were us back then.

Have you been to canada recently, it's a hell of a lot browner than Canada in 2000. Reminded me of north africa or Beirut in the 70s.

This world would be better without leafs.

I've seen somalians on pol make better quality posts than any leaf.

>>127830715
>Why does /pol/ refuse to acknowledge the greatest intellectuals of our time come from Canada?
Burgers hate being reminded that in order of IQ, it's: Canada, USA.

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>>127829166
> hating on the world's best country this hard.
No worries though, your girl wants some of the wood that I got.

Well, poutine is fucking tasty. And a sign of white supremacy according to at least one shitlib.

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>>127840509
>Burgers hate being reminded that in order of IQ, it's: Canada, USA.
We both know that's untrue. Your posts aren't funny. Just stop.

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Here.

shouldn't the plural of 'leaf' be 'leaves'?

>>127831049
Frankly, it's amazing you can smell anything over the shit

>>127840876
> Doubts scientific evidence.
Fucking religious "all people are equal" zealots.

>>127829166
Tim hortons.

>>127840976
>shouldn't the plural of 'leaf' be 'leaves'?
Don't complicate the matter- a burger's mind is rather simple.

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>>127840691
>Well, poutine is fucking tasty.
Yeah, but it sounds like "poo". They named it that.
So they still fucked it up somehow. Typical Leaf behavior.

>>127830004
this. i went in toronto for a job interview once and the job market is something we can't even comprehend here in this shitty country.

>>127829166
the canadian space arm
the zipper
the wonderbra
the light bulb
the telephone
5 pin bowling
insulin
basketball
the blackberry
the paint roller
mashed potatoes
garbage bags
instant replay
the oven
beer
and the dowley lock


need i even go on?

>>127841272
amerifats and europoors BTFO!

>>127829166
Canada has contributed some seriously sick and W A S T E D GETs. nothing else really

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>>127830187

Maple flavoured anal beads.

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>>127829166
the M1 Garand and the lightbulb were invented by Canadian immigrants

we also supply the US Army and USMC with all their LAV25 and Stryker armoured vehicles

Why are all anti-leaf bantz on /pol/ so shit-tier? Then again, I wouldn't expect anything less from someone whose country decided it would be a good idea to use only one single crop as a food source.

Avro arrow.

lovin' these containment threads.

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this mayne

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>>127841745
good one, it was very ahead of it's time in 1958

too bad that faggot Diefenbaker sold us out and bought fucking Voodoos instead and wiped out our domestic aerospace industry in the process

all we have left now is Bombardier, barely

>>127829166
We contribute more to modern society then Italy thats for sure. just look up the shit Canadians have invented.

>>127829166
>>What the fuck is Canada?
America's Hat
>>127831836
>>Why?
If you have to ask...

>>127829166
Canadians are very inclusive and so tolerant, I like all those cultures mixing in one country. They're led by Jews and Jewish people are renowned for their amazing talent at organizing and running things.

I wish France could become on of Canada's provinces so this way we can elect a based trans Muslim lesbian black woman.

Say it with me /pol/: Y E S Canada

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>>127841272
the blackberry lmao
Mashed potatoes? Pic related dipshit.

canada wasnt founded until the mid-late 1800s.

>>127841619
just looked up the inventor of the lightbulb. None of them were canadian, or is this an #alternativefact?

>>127842900
Missed an opportunity for a primo pun
"YES WE CANADA"

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>>127830117

Basically short niggers but with greasy pube hair

>>127843163
If thats not one of the slogans in the 2019 election I'll be pissed.

>>127843762
me too brother

In face I'm pissed I dont live in a place that could use such a beautiful pun.

I hope all leaves get their AI gfs

Fuck the anglos canadian

The cure for ebola-chan.
RIP in peace ;_;

>>127842900
>France

Your country is most controlled by Jews, though.

Canada invented
1. Peanut butter
2. IMAX cinema
3. Justin Bieber

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>>127845023
>>1. Peanut butter
pic related

>>127829166
They are merely a longplay conspiracy for the UK to swoop back in and take over all of North America for the NWO. Soundstage Canuckia

>>127829166
Some leafs are ok. I fucking hate some of the retard Aussie cuck posters on here but it is hard as fuck to tell who is legit coz half of the burgers and everyone else are on proxies and VPNs anyway.

>>127840976
Those faggots don't deserve proper conjugation, so no.

>>127844701
So fuck the only parts of Canada that make money? Wish we could just get rid of all French Canadians.

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>>127830187
>insinuating that making 'funny' tv programs is some sort of contribution to western civilisation

errmm.. yeah... no.

nice people though, and a beautiful well kept country, which I suppose is a plus.

>>127829166
We made the hippie version of the army, and made them wear blue helmets.
>>127829536
What would niggers do if they didn't have their hoops?

>>127843098

A black man invented that, but some YT stole the credit... same with electricity and the wheel.. and peanut butter

Name ONE thing that Italians have contributed to western civilization

>the roman empi-
Not so fast, the Romans were white.

>>127842900

France is at least as judaized as Canada. I suspect a lot more in reality.

We get it mostly second hand from the US

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>>127829166
The stereotype generally holds true. Why are the majority of us on this board so fucking braindead? For real some1 explain

>>127829166
as a Canadian, I feel like I have a unique opinion on this.

Fuck Canada. Even in Canada we call it 'shitty America'. Our country is a socialist shithole ruled by some dumb cuck who has no idea what he is doing.

Fuck Canada, and fuck every single Canadian with their weird faces and their idiotic accents. Can't wait to get out of here

>>127845755

Italy invented eyeglasses you retarded cuck.

Insulin, the only thing keeping Americans from dying off

>>127829242

Sad that Canada invented Niggerball and they're not even good at it

>>127845459
Play football or maybe they would of all moved to soccer or tennis who knows?

>>127829812
What good things you heard weren't true?

>>127829166
Jim Carey
/thread

>>127829536
>bell was a scottish man,grown and educated in scotland
Please kind,y never talk again burger
The majority of """american""" innovators and inventors were immigrants from other countries.

The phenomenon is known as a brain drain and the times which it occured are due to americas economy, thus they could get the best work done.

>>127829166
Of course they have, look at all the things they steal credit for!
>>127829242

>>127842750
What the fuck is america? Canadas pants

The answer is no, If any leafs try to say otherwise they're lying.

Why do the majority of successful Canadians live in states anyway?

>>127841272
>beer

Nigger whaaaaat

>>127829166
Listen Mick. I love the Irish, My ancestors came from there and built this country with there bare hands.

We have contributed a lot to the world:

-Kickass Soldiers in both world wars
-Nuclear technology
-Resources, ie: wood, uranium, potash ect.

I know things are bad here with our pretty-boy pm, but dont fucking start shit Ireland. What do you guys contribute besides drinking ?

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The God King and all-round Raddest Leader to date.

>>127847508
Typical Canadians in the background.

>>127829166
that's a good question. I really don't know. I mean if you think "Canada" what's the firsts 5 things that come to your head?

I live in Canada unfortunately, I was thinking about moving to the states. I'm conservative, where should I move?

Penecillin was created in Canada. Next time you dont die from a common bacterial infection think of Canada

I also believe Canada created german pornography in 1951 and doggy style sex in 1888. Before that came along it was all missionary ALL the time

>>127848031

Look up the results of the 2016 presidential election and go to a red state.