Redpill me on massage parlors

>>127817143

>pays money to give women a massge

How fucking cuqed can you get?

>>127817322
Yeah OMG just get a pillow waifu to do it to.
It's not that hard.

>>127817433

Sure, or real women. Gfs always want you to rub their stanky disgusting feet for them but at least you don't have to pay for it.

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Hooker or gf, you still pay.

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>>127817647
Pillow waifus don't smell nor sweat.

>>127817322
> not wanting to rub a hot girls feet

What do you really get out of having sex with a woman who doesn't really want it? You get to cummies and she's sort of there but she wishes she wasn't. I'm sure it's still fun but fuck it must be weird and kind of depressing.

>>127817143
>have gf
>want to go to massage parlor anyway

gf is kind of sexually stuffy and it just seems like it'd be so awesome to get a back massage while i play with a girls asshole.

>>127818034
too bad you've never experienced any of that...

>>127817769
The difference is that you're actually paying the hooker to leave, not for the sex

>>127819030
I sweat and smell for the both of us.
>>127819094
Well, you pay her not to leave for an hour at least.

>>127819094
Yea ok bro

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Girlfriend worked at a Chinese massage parlour for 2-3 months before i met her. Gave hand jobs to every client, probably 120-150 in total. Says she loves me. Is it a bad idea to marry her someday pol?

>>127819858
is this post serious

>>127819858
Would it make you feel better if you had given HJs to as many guys? You know there's a market on 4chan. Just wear a wig.

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>>127818034
that's big coming from a leaf who never licked his wife's armpit
well I wish I didn't either
fuck, my life sucks

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>>127819949
very serious. is it a bad idea? please red pill me
>>127820063
no really

>>127819858
>marrying a woman that's ok with giving out random hand jobs

If she's ok with that, she's okay with fucking guys behind your back too

>>127817322
FPBP

>>127820705

I mean, he did say it was before they met... On the other hand though, your gf was kind of a prostitute.

Tough call. Can I get a chinky handy while I think it through?

>>127820544
>posts pic of demi lovato
come on

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>>127820544
If she says she loves you then you're the one better placed to know how meaningful that is.
Personally I wouldn't trust her but only because she's 3D.
>>127821180
Only marry if you're willing to accept murder-suicide over divorce. That way divorce isn't a concern.

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>>127821712
i feel like her love for me is genuine but we all know love fades away. my fear is that a day will come where she'll cheat and i'll be 2-3 kids in and be divorced paying alimony

>>127817143
Massage parlors are legal in the United States too

>>127817143
The wasted money and your dignity are the cons.

>>127822543
The fuck do I know dude.

All I know is that none of this would ever happen with a waifu.