ITT: Covfefe
>>127812066
Covfefe
Read the sticky, newfag.
>covfefe user name on steam, reddit, twitter, etc is already gone
>>127812066
Covfefe.
Digits confirm
>cofefe has come.
>>127812134
Yeah but this thread is the MOST ,C O V F E F E...
>>127812066
Shit
Its gotta be a code word! Launching in five? "I can't breathe through the latex"? I have to know!!!
PRAISE COVFEFE
Keep it PMA, keep it covfefe
>Say Covfefe back in like 2004
>nobody gives a shit
>Trump says it and the word has meaning, it has value and you can sell it
>>127812066
I can't wait to hear this shit for a week now.
>>127812277
Checked
>>127812166
Set up a cryptocurrency then?
1 (You) = 1 (Covfefe)
C
>>127812932
go on
>>127812932
can't refresh any harder
>Blocks Bess Kalb
>Tweets a shit storm she can't participate in
Revenge
>>127812844
/covfefe/
Covfefe = coffee + beef
His favorite meal, especially in times of stress.
>>127812872
Covfefecoin opens at .1(you)
>big league open,for a big league crypto...great stuff really great stuff.
>>127813161
Give me a Tall Covfefe
>>127812277
Woah
>>127812066
I hate all of you facebook faggots
Can I get a rundown on the confefe situation?
>>127813560
why can't we have fun once in a while fag
>>127813560
Whoa man take a covfefe pill
Has anyone made a Wikipedia page yet?
>>127812961
>>127812997
your guesses are as good as mine, i'm just adding up their positions in the alphabet
when you put the numbers all in a row (without adding them up) it comes to the number in the top right 315,226,565
US population passed that number around 2012 if you believe the census, it may have been that the messiah who will eventually lead the white people to their own power again was the 315,226,565th US citizen/resident, probably born roughly around 2012
i would view "covfefe" as a message emanating out of the unconscious of the nation itself, i don't believe Trump is aware of why he made that typing mistake
>>127813010
kek
"cov-FEF-ay"
This is the approved pronounciation
>>127813644
you're such a bullshit magnet, pol.
inb4 huehue dumbass rebuttal
COVFEFE
O
V
F
E
F
E
>>127813560
Someone is butthurt they voted for an idiot gramps
>>127814112
>like repels like
>/pol/ repels bullshit
huehue
>>127814112
NONBELIEVERS WILL BE PUNISHED
COVFEFE
THIS
>>127812066
Does anyone recall the 4chan / /pol/ that would shit on people for making the slightest mistakes?
I miss that. Must preferable over this cock-sucking swarm
>>127814426
How are we not mocking it you dumb fuck?
>>127814383
It's where his fourth wife will be from
>>127814426
COV
FEF
FAY
>>127812451
>>127812066
2 addresses and a name by looking at covfefe as a periodic table for number references. Not much else on a jewgle search
Paul Funderburg
https://www.corporationwiki.com/Texas/Prosper/paul-funderburg/68232626.aspx
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/720-W-Maumee-St-Adrian-MI-49221/68232626_zpid/
https://bridges.weichert.com/68232626/
Conspiracy time?
trump.exe has stopped working
>>127812166
XxCOVxFEFExX
you're welcome
http://circa.com/world/a-huge-bomb-blast-in-kabul-rocks-diplomatic-quarters-and-casualties-are-expected
This is probably explains the typo.
>>127815934
>>127815934
Why is .fun so valuable?
>>127815316
Faggot, at least get the color right before you pay fake gay shit
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
>>127816174
CAN SOMEONE FILL ME IN ON WHAT YOU NIGGERS ARE ON ABOUT
FREE (you)'s TO WHOEVER EXPLAINS
>>127816174
holy shit, this is gonna blow up.
>>127816389
Typo. They are trying to make it fake news.
If you make the bait appealing CNN will talk about it.
>>127815934
What about .moe?
>>127816389
blumpf made a retarded tweet where he said covfefe at the end. No-one knows what he meant.
Then some anon decrypted it to be CoVFeFe as in a molecule. The atomic numbers correspond to a medical study looking at the dna of frogs or some shit
>>127812066
what did he mean by this?
wew
>>127816427
Achmed, don't make such jokes.
>>127816495
>>127816549
Here, take them friend
This seems interesting, if I only for laughs depending on what ends up happening
>>127812066
dafuq is this now???
>>127816549
>No-one knows what he meant.
coverage
look at your keyboard, it's a typo
>>127812066
How can one man be so Covfefe?
autism and covfefe mix https://youtu.be/fX6POTg2ikQ
>>127816627
Me.
>>127816932
Covfefe Autismo 8000
>>127812066
This is the first time I use this unironically:
What did he mean by this?
>>127812872
>>127813161
is it on bittrex yet lads
>>127812066
Covfeefee
Guween Teatea
https://www.kichink.com/buy/1420071/tooth/donald-trump-covfefe
>>127818386
I'm glad someone finally posted this
>>127812066
I want a shirt.
>>127812066
It really stimulated my covfefe
>>127813677
>puertorican flag
Wtf, I'm in PR rn and it shows my flag as usa
He meant to type "coverage" and fucked up. Get over yourselves, ffs.
I can picture it as a perfume.
Passion. Obsesssion. Covfefe
Trump can't hide it any longer, he's clearly an ayy lmao speaking his native language
>2 hours later this shit is still up
>no one on his staff has noticed/cant tell him?
WTF
>makes a typo
>phone doesn't autocorrect him
>proceeds to press submit
>team ignores tweet for almost 3 hours
What is this
>>127818966
That's the real story developing hhrefefe
>>127815934
I've never gone to a site that uses the newer extensions like .online or .fun, are there any useful sites that do? Or is it just a scam to separate idiots from their money?
>>127819155
4d 101...Bannon fu
...The tweet got 1000x the coverage
>Lrn2PsyopFaggit
>>127818810
this will be the hot meme for June anon, get ready.
>>127812066
Yawn, what a stale meme
>>127812066
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&defid=11630814
Upvote this definition on UD to redpill normies on the historical Lugenpresse!
>>127819629
Fuck she looks like a caveman.
>Replacing Spicy Stories with a fucking caveman
for what rasin
covfefe desu
>>127816929
If Scott Adams ever livestreamed with Carson the sleepy levels would destroy the world
Donny is ushering in the second sexual revolution
>>127818810
>implying the media and social media will let a Trump typo go
covfefe
hmm i think ill make some covfefe
covfefe lads
C
This shit feels so fucking forced.
There's been a change in the lineup...
I've taken the covfefe pill
>>127823181
That's because it is.
This whole thread is like watching a sad overweight pornstar pushing his floppy rope into a rotten curdled vag.
Nothin but sad little shits bouncing on their boy's dick.
>>127823181
every "joke" about trump is forced.
>>127820507
UPBOATED
>>127812066
give covfefe a chance
praise him!
press covefefe
mess alefe
dank, a pepe
make magefe
epic winefe
drumpf a fefe
i laugh umbefe
niggers tongue my anus
>>127814383
they are pronounced the ko-pee-pee
they are also big shithole
>>127812066
sage
>>127812451
Holy fuck
>>127823793
Can you post it on Reddit?
>>127813247
Make mine a Kevin Nealon!
>>127813247
>>127824194
Make mine a Kevin Nealon!
even spic media is reporting on it
for most of us its already past 2 am
Literally he wants a cup of damn coffee and you autistic fags think it is some kind of code because his autocorrect took a shit on him
This is the better meme
>>127824386
t.covfefelett
Exploitable. Do your worst.
The nose knows.
covpepe
>>127812895
I leik Covfefe
>>127824751
And again.
>>127818810
why hasn't he deleted it yet
>>127812932
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/127816769/
>315226565.jpg
fuck's sake you morons he just made a type
>>127812451
Oh my fuck
Has anyone called for impeachment yet?
>>127825796
typo*
>>127816174
It's fake.
https://imgur.com/I3K9qiT
I wish it were real.
Let's meme a new meaning into reality. Covfefe = 14/88
>>127812451
4D Chess
>>127823392
HEIL COVFEFE!
>>127825796
>typo
What could he have even been trying to type?
He should have deleted it the tweet hours ago.
>>127812451
So happy you got my message
Covfefe
>>127824386
KONFEEFEE BRAWNALD!?
>>127812451
DELTE
>>127812066
gween tea
>>127825924
>https://imgur.com/I3K9qiT
Do you know the fucking point of a goddamn image board you parasitic leddit cunt. Get the fuck off my board.
>>127825796
Yeah but its been hours now. Usually he deletes and reposts his tweets when he makes a typo, too.
Like, this is actually getting a little worrisome now. What if he *actually* had a stroke or something?
>>127825796
Who cares it's fun.
>mfw living in a timeline where the President of the United States personally creates memes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko_Phi_Phi_Don
>covfefe
Ko Phi Phi DON
covfefe DONALD
>>127826378
>when he makes a typo, too.
But he didn't even finish the senfefe
I hope he's ok.
Screenshot anyone you hate who is pushing this meme. The tweet exists because Trump's in the war room regarding Kabul and there's no wifi there.
It'll be like "bigly". Lefties will make fun of it until they realize Trump people actually like it.
>>127826378
Nah, most likely got called away on urgent presidenting business.
Happenings tomorrow confirmed.
>>127812932
Can we find the 315226565th post on /pol/ please? KEK IS TRYING TO SEND US A MESSAGE THROUGH TRUMP
>>127826522
>there's no wifi there.
He has secure wifefe wherever he g
>>127826357
I copied it from the comments section on the YT video. Sorry, but I'm a phonefag right now, don't want to bother uploading pics from phone. Maybe you can download the pic and spread the truth.
>>127826424
>Sweden
>covfefe
what did he mean by this?
(it's all over the news btw)
The internet was a mistake
>>127826670
It took you this long to figure that out?
praise covfefe
>>127826606
I don't covfefe
Leftists suck at the memes
the twitter feed is loaded with the normiest shill fuckers on the planet
>>127826584
Not in a room secured for top secret info.
>>127825414
>Go to bed
going to write covfefe on my coffee jar now.
whatever it is you guys are doing, its great stuff. keep it up.
GOING TO GO TATTOO "COVFEFE" IN A CIRCLE AROUND MY ASSHOLE NOW
>>127826470
I hope he died.
What did he mean by this?
Covfefe is latin for im a cuck which we all know trump is
>>127827049
>GOING TO GO TATTOO "COVFEFE" IN A CIRCLE AROUND MY ASSHOLE NOW
who would ever see that except for your proctologist?
What if trumps not even the one tweeting? What if it's the Russians or something
>>127812066
I like this timeline.
>>127812066
trump ordered strike on german embassy with his secret code.
cov-fefe?
>>127812451
NO WAY HAHAHAHAHA
>>127812451
Its actually fucking real. What world do we live in?!
>>127827274
sometimes it is fun watching the world burn.
>>127826570
Trump people eat that shit up because they're a bunch of bootlicking faggots. Not something to be proud of!
>>127812451
holy SHIT
>>127827285
As memey as it would be to jump to this conclusion...
Yeeeaaaahhhhh, let's do it.
Quatro-Hexagonal Intergalactic Jenga WEW
>>127812451
first google result
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27232626
>>127827170
not if i start walking on my hands and tweeting with my feet and teaching myself how to pronounce words with just my asshole and farts, literally turning my ass and asshole into my face and identity just so i can "become Covfefe" which would be good because honestly who wouldn't want that
also
>>127826670
>>127812451
>national treasure level of 4d chess
>>127827408
>t. Bigot Assblasted Libshit Covfefe
>>127827548
The god of chaos
It's real.
All of it.
>>127827285
>trump ordered strike on german embassy with his secret code.
>>127825796
it's a perfectly cromulent word anon
>>127812066
>>127812451
PRAISE FEFE
>>127827548
I'm getting scared now.
COVFEFE WE MEAN YOU NO HARM.
Why isn't anyone talking about the number of favorites the tweet has right now?
>>127827755
YES COVFEFE IS THE NEW "NIGGER"
>>127827548
Kek can't keep getting away with it!
>>127812451
Un fucking believable.
>>127826222
>Jordan
Holy shit he was just near there...
I want my name to be covfefe
>>127812451
>>127823001
>who's
It's "whose"
>>127826581
It hasn't been posted yet
>>127827602
Right, IM mad because half the population of my country is a bunch of morons who elected a leader who can't keep his shit together, and is the laughingstock of the entire world.
Oh wait...
Who's going to design the C O V F E F E flag?
>>127812451
>>127827408
Dude lots of libs are laughing at this shit too. It actually created a temporary cessation of hostilities. It taught us how to meme together again.
>>127812451
Dear god
>>127827961
Why you half to be mad? Is only game.
Things got way too serious after 9/11. We all need to marvel at the spectacle. Realise every issue is not the end of the world as we know it. Chill out and have a nice sit down. Everyone's to uppity, we need to covfefe
>>127827755
thats a fucking purple baby
>>127812451
CO V FEFE
>>127828163
shit, i mean
>>127828104
>>127812451
>>127812451
>>127814112
>build superior German Stealth Jet
>can't figure out how to make gas turbines spin at 6 million RPM
Pottery
Trump knows all the best words.
>5h
I'm still snorting out my nose hard when i see this
>"Despite the constant negative press covfefe," he tweeted just after midnight, Washington time.
>And then appears to have gone to bed, without finishing his thought or correcting his mistake.
How fucking alpha can one man be. He just said fuck it i don't care. i'll finish it tomorrow.
>>127812451
>>127812451
LADIMIR WEWTIN
What have we unleashed upon the world?
>FEFE
Trump is a furfag. good taste.
>The whole world going ape shit over a TYPO.
I don't even, What the fuck is wrong with people?
Fuck i can't stop laughing like a baffoon at covfefe
jesus christ why
I love how shills think they've somehow BTFO'd Trump with this though too.
It's just mildly amusing, and we'll co-opt it as our own thing. Shills BTFO.
>>127828460
the power of covfefe compels you.
Yeah he typed Covfefe what of it? Fucking peasants
>>127828458
The world is full of idiots who watch too much tv
>>127828528
>BUCk
>rhymes with KEK
Get fucked.
COVFEFE
ENDLESS FUN
>>127828458
>>The whole world going ape shit over a TYPO.
>I don't even, What the fuck is wrong with people?
ok, spell the word right AND IT'S NOT A SENTENCE of any sort.
>>127828436
O H G O D N O
H
G
O
D
N
O
>>127828583
coverage?
>>127812066
this is a product launch.
>>127828630
despite the negative press coverage
that makes sense to you? what does it mean to tweet that?
OBLTERATED
>>127812066
Looks like i'm late to the party. Whats this covfefe shit?
>>127828703
Also, his tweets before that don't seem connected. It's still an incomplete sentence, desu.
For shop class, I created this time machine. I think I found the best timeline.
>>127828583
Despite the negative press covfefe *enter*
Dude fell asleep with his phone in his hands obviously. You've never done that? Just woken up to some nonsense you typed out while half asleep?
>>127812451
>>127821869
>trying to blame the msm for this again
>meanwhile, pol is literally trying to bullshit some meaning into this
praise kek amirite
>>127828788
>. It's still an incomplete sentence, desu.
Imagine if hillary were president and posted that nonsense in the middle of the night. We'd all be sure that she dropped dead or at least passed out. But for Trump it's just something to be expected.
>>127819846
>>>/plebbit/
jesus christ
>>127825738
even better
>>127812451
You have to be absolutely shitting me right now.
his phone broke.
thats it.
>>127812066
>Trump makes a typo on Twitter
>it makes international news
>Trump blocks somebody on Twitter
>it makes international news
Lel, fucking nuke the West already.
>>127812451
You should all be ashamed that this surprises you.
Kek is disturbed by your lack of faith.
>>127815316
Get out lefty nigger
>horrible prototype for flag using online generator
Press CoVFeFe = Praise Kek
>>127812451
>I meant to do that
>>127829208
The news now is literally:
>Trump BTFO by blue checkmark Twitter replies
>>127828792
Without lamps there'd be no light.
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>127825414
He either went to bed or is laughing his ass off by seeing millions react and analyze his typo.
>>127812451
>>127826222
> Don't sacrifice babies to Molech?
GUYS I'M HEARING JETS GO BY LIKE EVERY 10 MINS.
>>127812451
well fuck
What did they mean by this?
>>127829518
the air raid sirens are going off here
>>127812451
Praise kek holy shit
>>127829572
reddit tier
>>127816495
This post makes no sense
>>127829586
I'm hearing someone scream Allahu akbar and women screaming! Something sounding like bombs far away
>>127829333
the news ran out of memes
>>127812451
>>127818810
Even if he wrote "coverage" the sentence would be incomplete. Why did he stop there? Why hasn't it been deleted 5 hours later?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
He knows how to change headlines and control the news cycle.
A Single Transcriptome of a Green Toad
one does not simply covfefe into mordor
>>127812451
P-p-praise Kek!
>>127828854
>being so fat you pass out periodicly while typing
A uniquely American experience
>>127829719
fucking jewboy
I've been performing some statistical analysis on Trump's tweet. Pic related are some of my initial results which I took a couple of hours ago.
At the moment I've found a very interesting statistic regarding word similarity using the Levenshtein distance metric between this tweet and previous Trump tweets, but I want to run some additional tests to confirm its not just a one-off coincidence. There is a VERY STRONG correlation (>0.95) between two particular variables which I won't mention just yet. These two variables may form some sort of key that perhaps will decode the mysterious "covfefe" word.
Also I need to somehow get all of Trump's tweets since March 24, 2016 so if someone knows an API to do that it would be great. Going through them manually would take too long.
>>127829818
shut up math faggot
TRUMP WUZ A KANG AND SHIIIIEEEET
>>127818730
They don't let fags use the Puerto Rico flag
>>127829818
Good job
How do you pronounce it?
Is it cov-fay-fay or cov-fee-fee
>>127829818
This is why we should punish Stem grads
>>127829702
Maybe he's making a point that the media are fizzing at the mangina over his every little thing with all the negativity they can muster.
Keep in mind that he has a fucking PR team running his social media.
Be interesting to see how it plays out with the major Jew networks already claiming its an embarrassing typo or some drunken raving and already driving negativity over it.
>>127829947
Cov-fé-fé
Meme war 2 is about to start. Trump team about to release their fancy bots. Media matters type shit. This is phase one.
>>127830012
Co-feef
>>127829882
I remember the WE tweet.
It was a wink and a nod to us.
>>127829818
Sorry I meant March 31, 2016. Miscounted the number of weeks.
>>127830003
He never explains shit like this either. It infuriates them.
>>127812451
I don't know what is and isn't real anymore
>>127829702
He meant to type coverage followed by a statement, however he must have got sidetracked by important President stuff and put the phone in his pocket which pocket tweeted the unfinished tweet. His staffers then decided to leave the tweet up to show the absurdity of the hostile media and their overreactions.
NZ what's with you weird fuckers
>>127812451
nuoh my god
>>127812451
Praise
Kek
>>127830089
Look at the effect it's had.
Pretty clever imo.
All the major msm networks are cumming over it with negativity, a fucking tweet!
He's got his message out there to the mainstream, promoted by the mainstream media, who are spinning it with.......negativity.
Will be interesting to see how it plays out.
Mystery solved
https://twitter.com/NeedforSpeed/status/869843167113359361
Has covfefe been copyrighted?
covfefe.com is already bought....
>>127828091
this is what happens when you text during sex
This is so stupid. I'm literally losing sleep over this typo because I want to know what happens next and to browse the memes. A TWEET IS THE NEW HAPPENING ON /POL/ 2017. Wow.
Fucking die fat bitch
>>127830166
time zone, shit will even up
>>127812788
already on it, I just put out new merchandising
>>127830333
>Look at the effect it's had.
Yes, you and your President are being laughed at.
By literally everyone everywhere.
>>127830538
this makes me think about what /pol/ will be like post-North Korea actual-happening. Will every thread be a constant 'wtf do we do' or reporting each and every movement of each side as reports disseminate? Will we be in full support or always arguing about the morality of it?
>>127830472
>covfefe.com is already bought....
I don't see the logic here. People's attention span is low for these things in a week no one will care anymore.
>>127830729
It's redirected to teespring so someone is trying to make a quick buck.
>>127830629
He's not the president on NZ you fucking shit stained legs, curry wreaking, call center nigger.
>>127830729
The unironical tiny hands meme is still going, covfefe is lower tier but they'll force it for some time
>>127826581
it'll take years to get to that post number. Maybe 4 years. like September 23rd 2020. who knows?
>>127827771
> le tweet
reddit get the fuck out
>>127830838
You just can't take how much of joke your entire country so you have to pretend to be from somewhere else.
Sad.
>>127830889
>There aren't people from New Zealand on /po/
Fuck pajeets are fucking retarded
>>127830872
kek
>>127831030
Why is a sheep fucker defending the Orange one then?
>>127812066
the ultimate bluepill is named that way.
>>127831085
ignore him, he has a wirus
>>127830333
He's our lad.
OUR GUY
>>127831088
>the absolute state of German humor
heil hitler though
>>127831561
german humour has never existed. that is why a kek like hitler was even possible.
>>127831479
Your guy is an idiot. Or it's dementia.
I can't tell honestly.
It has only been six hours and people are already selling Covfefe t-shirts. I've never seen anything else become such a huge meme so quickly, it has only been six hours. Is this an artificial meme? Who is behind this? Are the Jews involved?
>>127812066
looks like a typo of coffee
>inb4 leddit autists start screeching shill at me for this observation
>>127831954
It's a typo of coverage you public schooled moron
>>127832021
>public schooled moron
>says the man that can't comprehend how to poo in the loo
really showed me there pajeet
>>127832021
DESIGNATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE2JP8ltqlw
just deleted
>>127831626
he was actually funny though
>>127832145
>>127832233
You can meme all you want it's still a typo of coverage.
>coffee
God you're retarded.
>>127832513
impeach!
>>127832513
Feels bad man.
What if he is about to announce something HUGE on his next tweet and is gathering everyone to eagerly wait and see it?
>>127832648
poo
>>127832757
Still coverage
all this in a couple hours lol
>>127832621
being funny has nothing to do with humour. look at trump
>>127832785
it's the code name for one of our new solar wardens
>>127832761
>WE WUZ COVFEFE 'N SHIET.
>>127816079
U N C M M O N
N
C
O
M
M
O
N
>>127832785
>coverage
Don't you mean covfefe, Pajeet?
>>127832895
trump is legitimately hilarious and has a great sense of humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiC31O_Nk98
>>127832940
the
>>127832941
i knew he was winking at us when he tweeted a lone We that fine day
>>127832988
No I mean coverage shithead.
As in the word the sentient toupee meant to type.
>>127833052
LOO
HAS ANYONE DESIGNED A COVFEFE FLAG YET? Unlike the plebbian kekistani flag resembling the old nazi flags, the C O V F E F E flag should resemble the C O N F E D E R A T E flag to trigger even more.
>>127833192
>celebrating traitors to your nation
Very edgy.
Now tell me about how you're going to kill all the Libcucks
HOLY SHIT
>>127833312
Anyone supporting Israel is a traitor to this nation. And the entire world, for that matter.
Fuck
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458
>>127833391
OMG
>>127833004
was a nice try at least.
how come only dems and their supporters have the real humour though?
protip: it is not needed to be a effective person
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Absolute Fucking Madman!
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It means he literally collapsed into bed or on the toilet while tweeting about how persecuted he is by the evil MSM
>captcha is SOCIETY BENITO
How appropriate.