ORCPOSTING V: LORD OF THE RIGHT EDITION

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>>127807952

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>>127807952
oc, posted in last thread

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>>127807952

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other oc posted in last thread

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>>127808331

bready gud

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more OC

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>>127807952

>>127807952
>evil is defeated by a multi-racial coalition
This is a dumb plan.

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>>127807952
More OC

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>>127808551

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>>127807952
And some more.

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>>127807952

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>>127808551
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I can't take this many keks in one day, guys.

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>>127808551
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>>127808767
this is the best one.

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>>127807952

Dindurog

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>>127808879
>Gorbagstein
>stein

KEK

>>127809129
kekus maximus

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>>127807952

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>>127807952

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bump

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>>127808767
Enhanced that for ya

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>>127809356
moar
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>>127809902
this is brilliant keep posting pls

Elves have no culture.

Hobbit life is so boring. How hip Orcs are making the Shire's music scene more vibrant.

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>>127808388
>samuel gandalfstien

>>127810988
>quiet
one job aussie. You had one job.

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>>127811097
tell how to fix it i cant into words

great job guys.
Anyone got screenshots of commies screeching?
I'm suspended from twitter...

>>127810947
>bush pig
lost

>>127808802
Underrated post

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>>127807952

Dont stop

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>mfw this thread

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>>127810947
>He gets to keep his name
It's the little things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulj61LxQgTI

bread theme song

I don't know if im prouder being in the army or being the creator of the OP meme.

>>127811671
What about nyt? Who's the Rachel maddow of Lords of the ring.

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>>127810988
>>127811097
fixed

>>127808768
It's Orcophobia !

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Like the page senpai

https://www. FB .com/Lord-Of-The-Right-550695371985775/

>https://www. FB .com/Lord-Of-The-Right-550695371985775/

https://www. FB .com/Lord-Of-The-Right-550695371985775/

>https://www. FB .com/Lord-Of-The-Right-550695371985775/

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Another OC coming through

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>>127812364

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>>127812373
amusing

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Linking my pitiful youtube, nered some of that jewgle money.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYFYgykg1tseapdiw2T-BeQ

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Tolkien's work depended on legends and mythology.
legend and mythology don't contain the modern MSM brainwashing that is in every programme and is compulsory spiel for any celebrity who wants to get on TV.
Because idiot cucks aren't used to not having their heads pushed further up their arses by everything they watch they got hissy at Tolkien long ago.
Here is the stupid fucking Guardian talking snide 'everything not stating it isn't racist every 10 minutes is racist' drivel about JRR.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/dec/12/tolkiens-myths-are-a-political-fantasy

>>127808879
I love the ''Men expected it to happen'' part
Fucking perfect double entendre for the story and what SJWs say

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>>127807952
this is a more accurate representation of an elf

>>127808840
no way Smaug was real. Do the math, sheeple!

This thread really reminds me of that time in Harry Potter when Bill Nye destroyed the Death Star

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OC

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R8 oc from other bread XD

>>127814925

10/10 gg.

>>127815306

A bit too much all over the place imo.

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BaggPost template

>>127815306
good start but keep a single theme and keep it subtle

>>127808501
To be fair it didn't last more than one book.

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This work for the potter thread coming up later? I'll probably be at work when it kicks off knowing my luck.

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last oc for the night

>>127816398
make fun of potter's money vault from the first movie. the little jew banker goblins that lead him there too.

>>127816943
oh yeah. nice one lad.

>>127808501

Why? Amongsts other things it shows a diversity of high cultures such as the elves, hobbit, dwarves and and men of the West. The memes don't all have to be orcs=niggers message.

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>>127815640
thoughts?

>>127815936
Above meme look up

>>127817018
also maybe merkel would do better as umbridge than hillary? umbridge got carried away by the centaurs maybe it can be some rape story

>>127817059
it shouldn't have irl references imho tbqh fäm

>>127817059
Breaking into reality isn't correct. Keep it lotr middle earth related deepest lore my man

>>127817059

Lol not really. Try to stick more to one universe thematically. Don't write mexican border and put an orc there and talk about internet fascists all in the same meme. Have it set somewhere in universe for example and talk about hobbits or some shit that don't deserve the enrichment I dunno lol.

>>127807952
Need ones stating anonymous sources, studies, and the research suggests.

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>>127817059
Just so we're clear, it's best to keep the real events out so normies don't catch on so easily.

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>>127817726
????

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>>127817803
the head is still not from lotr

>>127817803
You really need to get a life tbqh

I feel sorry for you

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>>127819218
I don't think about you at all.

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>>127808388

>endless reposts
Delete this thread if you've got nothing new

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>>127807952
Merchants on the move.

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>>127808259
mumakil of peace kek

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>>127821265
How about you post something then, if you're the arbiter of thread quality, Mr. "1 post by this ID" Nigel?

>>127821534
>no u
I rest my case

>>127810794
Can someone please edit Grima in a happy merchant pose?

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>>127810947
reporter name is making me die

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>127821573
Kindly fuck off.

>>127812574
>portraying sean bean as a libshit
I'm offended (he probably is i just pretend he's a right wing nazi)

>>127811092
Movie title should be something like "Dear Numenorean People", otherwise it's great

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>>127807952
bump
this is absolutely hilarious and the humor level is out of this world

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>>127821972
You could always interpret it as someone on Twitter responding to a photo then desu

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Arm's length everyone

This is gold guys, keep it up please.

>>127821980
KEK

based serbbro. As always

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OC from yesterday

More OC's you fakin merdas

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>>127821305

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>>127808579

>Dosent realize they are but unwitting pawns of a much greater evil

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"You want to expell her from your lands?"

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>>127807952

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>>127816611

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>>127807952
non fucked version

>>127823035
This is a good one.

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>>127807952

(((BORRIN GOLDBAGS)))

>>127808551

The Dwarves were literally inspired by Jews, their secret tongue is based on Hebrew.

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>>127825404

Aren't goblins in fantasy more like jews?

Take WoW goblins for an example...

Fantasy races are similar in most stories.

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Um, sorry sweeties.

But Mordor Orcs are well naturalised here in the UK. Your silly little meme will never get any traction and you will not divide us.

Let the Orcs come as thick as summer-moths round a candle!

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>>127823384

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Stop persecuting Orcs. They are just like us. Our community stands united and we won't look back in anger at those who fell for the radical teachings of Sauron.

#NotMyDarkLord

Sorry, no pic.

Theoden is coming to Mordor to sign an agreement between orc commander and Rohan of mithril weapon deal. Orc commander had a speech where he blame orcism.

>>127808933

It was Gandalf the Grey at the time

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>>127825842

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>>127825842
oooohhh-hohoho Hun brings the bantz

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>>127825797
SHUT
IT
DOWN

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>>127825595
>WoW
>Similar to Lord of the Rings beyond basic names and themes

>>127825658
Quintessentially British!

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I'm going to post this shit until you start liking it.

Dragon flame can't melt mithril beams.

>>127825595

we're talking Tolkien here. Goblins are just an offbranch of wild Orcs that became smaller in size from living in caves for so long.

>>127825842
kek

>>127809902
hearty kek

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>>127825404
The Jews are bastardized half-dwarves, Tolkien was telling the truth the whole time.

>>127808768
I read Middle Earth as Middle East first

>>127824042
Underrated

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>>127807952

I hope those are all being twitted

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Toppest one so far coming through.

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>>127827071
KEK

>>127825960
True. He was promoted to white after killing dindu.

>>127810947
Tolkien orcs are undead elves, they don't reproduce.

Middle Earth has not yet learned to be Multi-Cultural. Evil Wizards will be resented because of their leading role.

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My first Orcpost OC, what do you think lads?

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>>127808388

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>>127828817

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>>127808767

>>127812790
Saruman is literally Soros though.

>>127817052
Is Tolkien's world even confirmed to be a globe? I don't remember that.

>>127829193
That makes it even funnier

>>127817803
>>127817059
Liberal is still an IRL reference. Just make it migration. That's more than enough.

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>>127808579

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>>127824122

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Fresh OC

>>127829700

Elves are BRO TIER

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>>127828817

>>127829829
>This Reddit meme
The only ones you can trust are Men. We must not let the beauty of Men fade from Middle-Earth.

Is lotr, dare i say it /ourfantasy/

>>127809129
zozzle

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I'm heading to work lads. Need someone to make this for me.

Caption: outrage as hobbits take selfie in orc-face.
*bonus points if you use guardian layout
*bonus points for side story to the effect of " scores dead in siege of Osgiliath.

>>127829418
According to the wiki, it is

>During the downfall of Númenor, Arda was made round. The Undying Lands (Aman and Tol Eressëa) were taken out of the world, and could only be reached by the Elves, following the straight road that was granted to them. As Aman was taken away from Arda, new lands and continents were created.
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Arda

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My OC from yesterday

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Jokes aside, the meme works because Liberals equate everything with pop culture shite. Lord of the Rings has always been red-pilled literature written in a different time.

They can keep (((Harry Potter))) with its false message of "everyone is equal hurr" and Star Wars which... really has nothing to do with Leftist talking points but has been taken over by Disney so Libshits think it's theirs.

Can we claim Star Trek too? Or is that too Blue-pilled?

B U M P
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>>127830060

star trek has always been ultra liberal.

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>>127807952

This is OC from the meme war.

Ok so Orcs = Niggers, Wizards = Jews, are both Elves / Gondor / Rohirim all = Whites? Or is there a distinction?

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repostan

>>127830177
#NotAllKlingons
I don't know man, the Ferengi are BLATANTLY space Jews. Everyone hates them.

>>127829963
This made me cringe.

>>127830247
No. No, what are you talking about you daft kangaroo poster.
Orcs = Muslims.
Dwarves = Jews.
Men = White men
Saruman is pro-immigration.
Gandalf is anti-immigration.

>>127817803
meme making is just not for you, anon

>>
I always thought Klingons were Muslim/black, ferengi Jews and vulcans/Romulans were asian

>>127830268

maybe but at the same time, Roddenbury made all human racism disappear in the context of the series and movies, they made sure to have a Russian along with Americans during the height of the cold war, a black woman (and have the white Captain kiss the black woman during an episode which blew everyone's minds at the time) and an Asian who turned out to be gay (at the time in the 60's, actually making Sulu gay would be the tipping point of when American audiences wouldn't take the liberal kool aid anymore)

It was considered an ultraprogressive message at the time, let's not even get into their post scarcity economy either.

>>127830353

This.

>>127825960
((((they)))) would probably leave that part out.

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>>127824955
>ATTAACK
Otherwise great

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I don't have access to PS right now, but it should say:
"The new trend sweeping Gondor:
Father and son celebrate their transition from the oppression of the living flesh to something more tolerant."

>>127830716
None of that is really bad though.
If all of that happened in (((2017))) then Uhura would have been a lesbian feminist who KICKS ASS™
Sulu would have been openly gay and FABULOUS™
They would have shoe-horned a tranny in somehow.
Kirk would have been neutered, boring, old, and seen as anti-progressive. Every episode would be about how Kirk was wrong about Liberal Talking Point of the Day.
The show would be based heavily on how we need to accept everyone and everything.
In Star Trek everything was just taken for granted (most of the time). There's a black lady, no big deal. No need to fucking talk about it. There's people from different cultures, no big deal.
Today it would be WEWWWW THIS EPISODE THE SASSY BLACK LADY SAYS "YASSS QUEEEN" AND TWERKS TO DESTROY WHITE PRIVILEGE... IN SPACE!

>>127808388
Maybe 'satanic' should change to 'morgothic'

>>127828740
But they do you retard

>>127827062

haha

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this one's my fav

>>127828817
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>>127828817
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>>127828817

R8 plz

>>127831056

well, let's just put it that Star Trek as it was was a liberal show for its time but it also did things RIGHT in presenting that message. They didn't point and highlight the multiculturalism, they let it seem like it was totally natural and not a big deal, that's just how people lived in the 23rd century.

Which is ultimately what the goal should be for any multicult push or gay rights push is to make it blend seamlessly into society so that people don't even see it.

Instead the Huffpo generation wants to highlight it so much that it continues to put a spotlight on the differences and achieves the exact opposite of what they should be doing: normalizing things to where nobody cares.

I mean that's how I feel with most things. If gay people and blacks assimilate into a common culture nobody even notices that they're black after awhile. I grew up in a 90%+ white area and I didn't even REALIZE that there were non whites in my high school until like a decade later because everyone was assimilated. The black kid at the school was as country as the white students. I mean subconsciously you knew they had black skin but you didn't really think of them as a black person.

>>127830060
Star Trek is Fag-pilled the new show will be so (((agenda)))

>>127808551
that's a strong redpill

>>127831353
Shut up!

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>>127830015
I had an other idea

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>>127808840

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>>127831720
Breddy gud. Let's exploits more of their memes. Apply an x-ray on full armored orcs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDgZuGIhHs

>>127830060
arguments have been made that the federation is a fascist organization.

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Reminder that The Hobbit was a bluepilled shit movie

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>>127831720
You can have the points.

>>127831960

The proper thing to do is to pretend that The Hobbit does not exist.

>>127831670
fuck you

>>127831960
That town was a trading post where people from all over the world went. Gondor, Rohan, the shire and the elves were left pure. Cuckery is one thing, but Peter Jackson has some standards.

>>127809356
KEK

>>127831960
This. Plus fuck Martin Freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHNVtsAD2M

Guys this is getting heavy traction in normieland my sources say.Keep up the good work

So have these pictures been put to use or are you guys just making a collection?

>>127832302
Actors are empty vessels stuck in a hyper-liberal environment. You have to be at least on Mel Gibson's level to get away with not being liberal.
https://youtu.be/fY9pbuCFffk

>>127832441
islam should be orcslam.

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Fresh off the OC presses cunts.

>>127820442
Noice.

>>127825842
>ringdependent
>Nazgul
>Ring dependent
Nice

>>127812805
>Isn’t it more likely that the orcs, who live in dire poverty, actually support Sauron because he represents the liberal forces of science and industrialisation, in the face of a brutally oppressive conservative social order?

Jesus

>>127832218
pretty sure there are no haradrim in all of the west, and no mention of blacks in any of the lore. so go fuck yourself.

>>127832726
>Shekeldum
lel

>>127830121
>having a white face
kinda kekked tbqh

>>127807952
I'm glad LOTR got made when it did.
Had it been made today we would have a black Aragorn or some shit. Hobits would be asian.
Worst we had was "I'M NO MAN!"

>>127808388
>(((Gandalfstein)))

ayyyyyy

>>127832894
No! Needs more counter-semitism.

>>127832726
I'd say "don't forget the 6.000.000 dwarven coins", but that'd be true and thus unusable

Smaug did nothing wrong

>>127832864
>pretty sure there are no haradrim in all of the west
Armies being stopped at the border is one thing, but a few traveling merchants every once in a while? Why not?

>no mention of blacks in any of the lore
Fair inuf. Asians are also a bit excessive.

But whatever, let's not flood this thread with this shit.

>>127832807
oh fuck me, I could have used a fellbeast as a mascot

wait a minute

>>127833238
>Lurtz is only 5'11" and 145 lbs.
Jesus, even I could snap an orc like that in half. These stats had better be from the source picture.

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>>127833238

Hahhahahahhahahhhahhahahha

>>127833441
They are. But still, according to Tolkien, real orcs were tiny, and even uruk-hais were mostly the size of manlet men

>>127832726
kek

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>>127833238
One of my favourites

Also, posting an Anon's fantastic Lord of the Banks opening, tidied up a bit to make it flow better

>>127808399

Haha, I like this one.

>>127820442

"Bagginton Post"

>>127832969
>Hobbits would be Asian
That would be hilarious. Can you imagine the reaction from r/AsianMasculinity?

>>127830811
>Gondor lights its beacons not as a call for aid but in an effort to combat orclamuphobia showing their support for mordor, orcs and uruk-hai right after the attack on helmsdeep which sadly claimed the lives of many people

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>>127833271
never mentioned any so there's no reason to include them other than pandering. there were some 'swarthy southerners' in bree but they're still assumed to be white. the hobbit was trash anyway so it doesnt bother me but still fuck peter jackson and the producers of those movies.

>>127833238
Makeup looks so much better than cgi god damn, what were they thinking?

>>127833848
horror movie monsters puppets looked better than cgi ones for a long time, but they kept up with the cgi

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>>127807952
Facebook page, the fuck faggot, having jewbook in 2k17

>>127833593
Kek i love this threads

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>>127833593

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>>127823384

Stop your kikery, you fucking scumbag.

>>127833238
>all under 6'2"
orclets, when will they learn?
at least hobbits know their place
now those perfidious dwarves, on the other hand...

>>127810754
Lmao

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>>127832807
>>127833277

wew

>>127833238
wew lad

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well these threads have been fun boiis.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6ecgxx/lord_of_the_memes_very_fake_scrolls_edition/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=The_Donald

but they seem to be intent on ruining everything.

>>127833993
Hardest redpill to swallow, especially as Pole.

but the fact that it's actually illegal to deny it was enough

>>127833238

It's not wrong.

> There is a list of origins proposed by Tolkien(source): Made of stone and slime through the sorcery of Morgoth; East Elves, where The Silmarillion contains a suggestion that Orcs are descended from East Elves captured by Melkor, their minds and bodies distorted and corrupted.

Orc IS Elvish. Get over it, racist.

>>127808388
>gandalfstein
fucking losing my shit lol

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Could this work at all?

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>>127833549
Really? Tolkien lore is canon, but in the movies they seemed taller. Saruman is tall as shit and Lurtz seemed to be the same size as him.

Mix it with counter-semitism for maximum keks

>>127813411
Oh, we know all about the (((Elves))).

>>127817052
>filename
Kek

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Some OC

>>127834713
You can see Saruman is bending down to be on the same level as the nig i mean orc

>>127834528
James Bond is a spy
People are suspicious of black people

>>127834528
I think my IQ just dropped 100 points reading that h e l p

>>127834528
Thank God that containment zone is back. I hated the Reddit-fugees here.

>>127834528
>visiting reddit
There's your problem

>>127808802
saved

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>>127808388
>-stein
Every fucking time

>>127832816
There's a (published, Russian) fanfiction on the premise that "The Lord of the Rings" is propaganda written to justify a war of human/elvish aggression against enlightened Mordor-

>that amazing city of alchemists and poets, mechanics and astronomers, philosophers and physicians, the heart of the only civilization in Middle-earth to bet on rational knowledge and bravely pitch its barely adolescent technology against ancient magic. The shining tower of the Barad-dûr citadel rose over the plains of Mordor almost as high as Orodruin like a monument to Man – free Man who had politely but firmly declined the guardianship of the Dwellers on High and started living by his own reason. It was a challenge to the bone-headed aggressive West, which was still picking lice in its log ‘castles’ to the monotonous chanting of scalds extolling the wonders of never-existing Númenor.

>>127834885
>>127834528

LOL POST OC SO I CAN GET REDDIT POINTS HUEUEUEUEUEUE

>>127832969
I bet they'd make Legolas female and have them be dating black Aragorn.

>>127835064
I don't have a witty comeback for this.

Reminds me of Monkey Dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPwn2Yit9E

I miss the early 2000s

>>127824086
>literally roasted the dorfs
SMAUG DID NOTHING WRONG

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We need a final solution to the dwarvish question.

>>127835499
DELET THIS

They'll fucking do it in the reboot, anon. You know they will.

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>>127835866

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>>127834504

>>127834256
make the text just random "black speech" gibberish like that from the ring

>>127831960

The Hobbit films were a mistake. The dumbest thing was that elf bitch they added because Jackson's wife thought there weren't enough womyns in a story about a bunch of males.

new thread?

>>127835508
That's good because I wasn't trying to be a dick.

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>>127834528

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>>127834528
They ruin everything they touch.

>you will live long enough to see them remake lotr with a black aragorn

>>127837128
Don't give them ideas

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>>127837128
you have to go back

>>127808767
AHAHA

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Daily reminder: Orcposting is a /tv/ meme and you fucking /pol/ newfaggots ruin everything you touch. there's a reason reddit finds stuff out at the exact same fucking time as you imbeciles do. go fuck yourself /pol/ddit.

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>>127837188

Black Roland Deschain. Need I say more.

Fucking dudes blue assed eyes were literally a character themselves.

Fucking SJWs rhino g goddamned everything.

Nothing is sacred bois

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>>127837687
Welcome to /pol/, now get out.