when you drunk af
what did he mean by this?
>>127805881
High on Nationalism
Oh fuck he got the nuclear co
He fired the PR guy didn't he?
>>127806117
He meant despite the negative press...
and then someone grabbed his phone from his hand.
C O V F E F E
O
V
F
E
F
E
>>127805881
Best fucking timeline
>>127805881
coverage, duh.
>>127805881
Just scoop my shit up.
>>127806320
>>127805881
7D Intergalactic Backgammon.
Trump really knows how to distract.
I am sorry but I really have to ask you: "What does he mean by that ffs"?
>>127806320
What time is it in DC?
>>127805881
The F and G keys are side by side.
did somebody say fefe?
>>127806621
to mock him. every time trump makes that grin face, he is fucking with someone
>>127805881
This is what happens to you when you have that 2nd scoop
>>127806320
>>127805881
>doesn't know what "covfefe" is
Canadian "education" everyone
Assange got it, I bet
>>127805881
Jesus, he hasn't tweeted or deleted that since?
Sure he's pretty much fucked us so far, but I'm a little worried about the guy.
Literally hit submit as the staffer snatched the phone out of his hands.
Umm sweetie? NO.
He's not the one actually tweeting if I'm not mistaken. Better be a firing for this.
>>127807438
>Godamnit Trump, it's midnight, go to bed
>Too late Bannon
Negative press coverage, for 100 alex
>>127805881
>this is our president
National embarrassment desu
WW3 confirmed!
>>127807763
kys immediately nerd
>>127805881
He is 70 years old.
It is socially acceptable to blabber at this age.
>>127805881
Sweetie, it's clear you need a sleepypoo. Go to bed. Have melania read you a bedtime story honey.
Hey wagie! Dont talk before i finish covfefe.
www.reddit.com/r/covfefe/
FUND IT
>>127806258
HE DOESN'T NEED HIM. I CAN TWIIT JUST FIN ON M OWN
comfy timeline
Based Trump working the smarks.
C O V F E F E
COV - Short for covert
FEFE
E
F
E
Covert version of PEPE.
What's he trying to tell us guys ?
>>127807995
lel
>Daily reminder that threads keep getting removed.
>Daily reminder this comes only 1 day after the red flashing light was shown on fox news!
>>127805881
Would be funny if he'd had a stroke mid-tweet.
>>127806764
What if after memeing on /pol/ for a little while we find out he actually died mid-tweet?
How would you react?
>>127805881
This is when you are tweeting and your phone gets wrestled away.
>>127808094
Ultimate underwater 4D reverse chess
>>127806690
12:30 at night
He knows the rules. Remember, no talkie until I'm done my first cup of covfefe.
but seriously: what does he tweet next?
inb4 thread deleted mods quit being fags what's wrong with this?
>>127805881
Hes just left it there for 20 minutes is he just going to leave it up lol
Execute order covfefe
>>127807507
That's a lovely cat but the other thing looks like it's probably a Jew.
>>127807763
fuck off shillbot
>>127805881
I bet his phone fell in the toilet while he was taking a piss and tweet at the same time.
>>127805881
>>127806117
>>127806246
>>127806251
>>127805881
We
Impeach this covfefe sack of shit when?
>>127805881
He wants us to meme this as a new term for the fake news propaganda. We must honor his request.
>>127808094
This is it. The uprising begins soon. Ready your jimmies.
>TRUMP WAS ABOUT TO TWEET SETH RICH
>CIA-NSA DISABLED HIS PHONE
>>127805881
FIXED IT
HOLY SHIT, RUN THIS IN A GEMATRIA, WTF
>>127808333
Then how did he hit send?
>>127808287
He's dead, mate.
>>127808303
Are you saying you wouldn't BLEACH a hot Jewess if given the chance? I've got bad news for you...
>>127807818
I'll be honest.
I even don't know where on the 7D Backgammon board this puts us.
>>127808249
kek
>>127805881
>its real
kek
>>127808359
This is fake news right? He didn't actually say this
>>127808485
>hot
She looks like Chris Robinson
>>127808451
Good question.
>>127808287
I fucking hope so!
these threads keep getting deleted so i'll post here too:
The King has gifted us a new word
ITT: we decide it's meaning and pronunciation
caught on video
>>127806263
It was probably Sean Spicer. They've been working hard for almost two weeks at keeping his tweet phone out of his hands, but he just can't help it, like an addict who can't stop self-harming behaviors.
waiting for salon to write article on white supremacist secret word 'covfefe'
>>127805881
>mfw he's tweeting the launch codes
>>127805881
>>127805881
covfefe
Guys. I think it's an anagram
So far I have
Cove fee
or
Coff eve
coff means to buy, eve is the day prior.
>To buy the day prior
>buy yesterday
>buy the past
I think he has created a time machine.
Potential sources derogatory information
HAHAH TRUMP IS DONE
>>127805881
>30 minutes later
>it's still up
>>127808636
Covfefe - cov-fef-fay- n. - Used to describe press lacking journalistic integrity, modern day lugenpresse, fake news
"My coworker and I are very concerned about the baseless and slanderous covfefe being published in our local newspaper."
>>127808732
haha
DOMBLE GLORRRMFFF
COVEFEFE INPOOOOUCH
DWO SKREEEMPZ
>>127808444
ANONS PLEASE ACGKNOWLEDE THIS. DESPITE NEGATIVE PRESS LOVE!!!! DONT SAC BABBIES TO MOLOCHH!!!! IM AN INSTRUMENT!!!!
You think he just tweeted his safety word ?
>>127808823
kek
>>127808810
I bet Trump aide is chasing Trump in White House to delete The tweet but he is not giving his phone.
>>127805881
the left is gonna have a field day with this...how do we meme this to our advantage?
>>127808572
It's from a Trump campaign rally, he did say this. But not in Brussels.
The real speech here was on NATO/defense spending and read from a script, it as delivered without a flaw.
The fact that people think it's true makes me worry.
>>127805881
HEY....
WHO BROKE TRUMP
>>127808823
Cov-fee-fee
>>127807885
seriously based poo he reminds me of my dad
>>127805881
>when you trying to tweet but melania just tugged on your nuts while drooling on your dick tip then applying light suction, which pulls your foreskin just right and you cum hard as fuck covfefe
>>127805881
I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE COVFEFES
maybe he wants a coffe?
>>127809020
I've based it on pep-pay, like pepe. English is weird.
It looks like he was going to type "coverage" and then more after but slipped or was surprised by something and pressed enter while his left hand type out a fefe, like someone just shot him or he had a stroke.
>>127808846
>>127809003
Who cares, why are all these libs literally cumming themselves over a misspelled tweet. It has no importance what so ever
>>127808823
This is it. Calling what the Lügebpresse does 'lying' is too much of an understatement. Covfefe is lying about everything, all of the time. It is the way Jews lie even when they tell the truth, even without speaking. Covfefe is the meta-lie, the meta-projection of Freud, the entire globalist equality narrative.
look down at your keyboard
covfefe = coverage
move along
>>127805881
I take solace in the fact that the leader of the free world still has to deal with shitty touchscreen typing like the rest of us.
>>127805881
This seems f i s h y, like the twitter version of having his mic cut. He must know by now.
>>127809093
Or he didn't know spelling of coverage.
>>127805881
>>127806117
>>127805881
constantly overreacting vulture fucking everything for everyone
Guys he's just using short form.
Obviously Cov is covet
Fefe is FEE FEES
He covets the fee fees.
He wants to feel alive again.
>>127809162
Spread it around my friend. I'll submit it to Urban dictionary.
>>127808853
FRONALN BLUMFFFFH COOFEVFEEEFEEEE
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
>>127809264
77D Covfefe
>>127809249
>despite the constant negative press coverage
This isn't a complete sentence, he had more to add
COVert
FEderal
FEud
watch thread
>>127808846
God damnit
>when you make a mistake texting something and it sends everyone into an uncontrollable rage, thus proving once again your critics are mentally unstable and shouldn't be taken seriously
>>127809264
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-tj_IzTJ2Y
>>127808217
S-Stop scaring us anon... I'm sure God-Emperor is alright.
>>127809162
The whole covfefe
WHAT A MORAN, GET A BRAIN
GO USA!!!
>>127809005
It does sounds a little like something Trump would say, like that one time he talked about cyber-terrorism.
this is a dimension of chess as yet undiscovered by man or machine
>>127809162
Alright, from now on the fake news is Covfefe.
>>127808444
fug
>>127808671
the only people who dont like him tweeting are shills who shit on everything he does neway.
>tweet moar President Trump
>>127809433
The Protocols of the Elders of Covfefe.
He is speaking Samoan
>>127805881
>it's his personal account so kellyanne doesn't have the password
kek
>>127808810
>>127808823
>>127809093
>>127809167
>>127809429
>>127809470
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN HE WAS ASSASINATED
>>127809141
don't be so rational
Somebody has registered covfefe.com
>>127809141
You don't have to be liberal to laugh at a stupid tweet. If Obama did this constantly for 8 years, he'd be a laughing stock.
>>127808823
Thank you anon
>>127805881
covfefe
OK anon is right we have to meme this into the most significant impactful word ever tweeted in the history of twitter.
The press will treat it like a mistake and we will make them look like fools for not being in on the message, like out of the loop press, here we go again.
>>127808444
What did you put in retard? Your cropping is shit
That time when you fall asleep too drunk in the middle of a twitte and you're the president of the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>127809367
He will add.
At 3 am
Trump has brought the world's attention to his Twitter. This is a hugely important message.
>>127806117
Covfefe means FAKE AND GAY in french
>>127805881
fefe is french slang
it basically means fake and gay
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY COVFEFE
>Despite the negative press covfefe
That abrupt ending. Is that the same as
>Hey there's a snip-
CONSTANTLY OVERREACTING VULTURES FUCKING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE
>>127805881
https://www.gematrix (((dot))) org/?word=covfefe
HOLY SHIT MR. TRUMP I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT Y.OUR GOING THROUGH!!!!
HANG IN THERE!!!! YOU CAN, AND W.ILL, PRE.VAIL VS THESE SATANIC BULL WOR.SHIPPING SCUM!!!!
>>127807507
Did you know that "sweetie" girl has been blocked by trump? So she can no longer raise her own profile by obsessively trying to be the first response to his tweets.
They finally killed him. He was about unload a huge bombshell.
Expect a clone to take his place, as they have done with every other president since probably Grant.
>>127805881
>covfefe
COVFEFE IS OUR NEW GOD
ALL PRAISE COVFEFE
covfefe
>cucks
>organize
>venereal
>fucks
>excluded
>fapping
>eagerly
>>127809684
Gween tee
>xXxKillarySlayah2016xXx has been killed by a fleshpound
>>127809694
Am I the only one who thinks this is more than just a mistake? Why would he have not removed it by now, why is it still up with no follow up messages even though it's clearly mid sentence of him complaining about the press...
>>127808823
>>127809162
I second this.
>>127809345
We should upboat anon's urban dictionary post if/when it's up.
>>127806320
COVFEFE MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>127807995
>>127807507
>When you're fucking blocked
lmao
Covfefe is now trending worldwide
>>127809903
It's in peer review right now
A message of Love.
kek has sent a messenger!
praise covfefe!
>>127805881
Uh oh guys...
>>127808671
>self-harms all the way to winning POTUS
>>127809934
keked
>>127809789
no dumbass it's a declaration
he's rubbing it in the press's face that he's going to continue tweeting no matter what the fake and gay press says
>>127809716
>>127809694
This desu senpai
Covfefe is a white nationalist code word
>>127809892
reeeeeeeeee
>>127809819
>>127809823
>>127809830
>>127809842
>>127809903
>>127809911
>>127809912
>>127809928
>>127809934
OH FUK OH FUK
WHAT DO WE DO
wewlad
>>127805881
what can covfefe mean? fake news that is easily debunked? need an excuse to use this word
>>127807763
>HUUUUUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>127806551
Two scoops of covfefe-flavored ice cream.
You can say all you want about how Trump is a bad president, but be honest... if Hillary won, would we be able to sit here and laugh at her stupid twitter posts like this?
Trump was definitely worth it for the entertainment alone.
>>127809966
use an adblocker you stupid fuck
>>127809684
green tea
>>127809643
If you find typos funny, you have the mental integrity of a child. If Obama did it I would feel the same, everyone is way to interested in trying to insult or gain perceived slight on the other side, they make small issues like this and 2 SCOOOOOPS!!! Big deals when they really ain't.
>>127810047
Oh shit is there a sni
>>127810051
Why do people respond to every tweet Trump makes with a dozen angry tweets?
>>127805881
>there are government officials in foreign countries who have to monitor trumps tweets and send their bosses a report on covfefe tomorrow morning.
>>127809980
THEY TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND WHILE HE WAS TWEETING IT. SOMEHOW IT POSTED.
WTF WAS HE TRYING TO TELL US
>>127809964
Nice. Covfefe is a great description of the media's treatment of Trump. It's the Jews screeching on his tweet replies. It's the two scoops, the redlight reflections. Covfefe is Jewish neurotic hysteria.
covfefe nationalism
>>127809966
>9966
If only bro....I can only imagine the vice grips on his nuts right now....
>>127810051
Goddamn, that's one angry Jew.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1382976
ALL HAIL COVFEFE
Does he really have fucking dementia? Someone redpill me because he hasn't deleted it.
>>127810051
classic case of trump derangement syndrome
>>127805881
he is obviously drained and exhausted and requesting caffeine
covfefe = coffee/caffeine
>>127809141
It's not just a misspelling; it's totally incomprehensible. I guess he was trying to say "Despite the constant negative press coverage" but that's not even a complete thought.
He is so in the zone now he is speaking a language that will not be spoken for 400 thousand years, bending the very fabric of space-time with every verse.
And the emperor spoke of the press covfefe and so it was done.
Fucking unreal, I have goosebumps and I'm literally shaking.
He needs to finish the prophecy!
>>127810051
Some people are weird.
LITERALLY AN A.I
toasting in epic covfefe
Richard Spencer, Mike Enoch and the Moldylocks Assassin have all come together to demand inclusion of covfefe in the next edition of Webster's dictionary.
I'm beginning to worry. This is very unusually for Trump.
>>127810051
>did you fall asleep on the toilet again
dumb jew made me laugh
>>127810051
ben must really think he's funny.
trump can take a shit on his twitter and idiots will literally roll around in it for days thinking they're one-upping trump.
He was probably getting a call from his new main squeeze and is still on the phone with her and accidentally sent the tweet he was writing
>>127810167
Cry more, you humorless faggot. Covfefe is now a meme and that's a fact of life. Get used to it bigly.
>>127805881
Damn, Trump can make tweets in the future
>>127810051
Mentally delusional, trumps lodged deep within this guys mind. He's even more fanatical than T_D
PRAISE COVFEFE
COVFEFE WILL LEAD US INTO THE PROMISE LAND
>>127810171
for attention
COVFEFE SHIRTS ON SALE
https://twitter.com/TheSwogBlog/status/869776036287975425
>>127810171
if you're verified and you respond to someone's tweets 6 times you get pinned to the top of the replies
>>127810171
Judaism
>>127808572
The captions are more of a Bush style of speaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KrwW1Knms
>>127810178
>>127810051
Jesus this guy is worse than William LeFag
>>127810331
Is this mister bones from twitter? Namefagging is a shit but I will say hello.
He's a fat fuck. Obviously he had a heart attack mid tweet.
>>127810185
Too late.
He has been replaced with clone by Secret Service.
>>127805881
kek
>>127810178
>Top analysts in alphabet agencies are now being forced to figure out if there is any significance to covfefe
Spell check would mangle the word "trump" on my phone for months. Didn't wikileaks release info on introduced spelling errors to make targets look foolish?
>>127810171
bots
>>127810415
And shitfag is verified.
Yeah, that sounds like cancer.
>>127810363
I'm all for it being a meme
>>127810167
>Not making everything into a massive overblown situation
>2017
Sad
I'm worried desu. Is he ok?
>>127808094
female version of pepe. hes telling us to meme her into the political sphere
Do you think he heard about candleja
>>127806246
>nationalism
>trump
Pick one
>>127810481
It will legit happen.
It was meant to be coverage but clearly something happened more serious. We laugh a lot but who knows.
>>127810051
48 minutes, Dahnald!
>>127807507
Can tou imagine how hard shes raging that she cant reply to him becuase of this? She cant even get notificarions, she has to find out from someone else kek
>>127805881
it means stop posting and kys
not politics
niggershit subhuman op
sage
>>127810171
Probably paid by some Super PAC to shipost on all his tweets
This is it faggots! I hope you peppered you're anuses because this is the codework to start WW3 and also the ayy lmaos probably know by know and are goin to take over the world .BLUMPF IS DONE FOR
Aren't every single one of his tweets recorded for posterity? I look forward to seeing this insightful stroke in progress of a tweet in the history books a couple decades from now.
i think he wanted to write coverage but fell asleep lel
>>127810572
Starting to get worried too, it's been almost an hour...
>>127810683
Or just make a new account.
GUYS
I SOLVED IT
Maybe hes just tweeting stupid stuff so thats what the media talks about all day instead of them making up false stories.
>>127809912
PS There's one of /pol/'s special friends hiding somewhere in that image, see if you can find her, you'll be pleasantly shocked.
>>127810813
Holy fuark
>>127807507
she's kinda cute tho
Most likely scenario is that he was tweeting about unfair media coverage, but wanted to reword the tweet. He put his phone down but accidentally hit post and not delete. He then went to bed or to take a long shit and the tweet won't be taken down for awhile.
Trump posted what he thought was a genius tweet then went straight to bed now his aids are too afraid to wake him up and tell him he is a failure.
>>127810813
oh my god
>>127810813
WHAT THE FUCK
Trump is playing the media once again. Look how quickly they're reporting on this. He has them wrapped around his finger! They'll be talking about this for weeks.
>>127810813
>>127810813
dam....deep..
>>127810761
COVFEFE IS NOW A WORD
OUR PRESIDENT JUST INVENTED A WHOLE NEW WORD
WHAT A GOD
>>127810789
But muh checkmark, and how will people know its her!?
trump's been watching too much twin peaks
>>127810813
>>127810813
why is tweeter promoting tweets from this retard
>>127810051
The greatest thing Trump has done for us is to expose nearly half our population as mentally ill. This shit is just obsessive and weird.
>>127810813
Mother of god
That tweet is getting too many RTs.
I think Trump won't delete it.
>>127810813
>>127808094
i like that explanation anon
Fefe is the covert version of pepe
The fact that it isn't deleted get indicates a major happening is occurring right now. He literally stopped mid sentence likely because a general or Mattis walked up and whispered some bombshell into his ear.
>media will shittalk literally anything
>"Hey guys, watch this"
>>"Media sucks cofveve"
>entire media is talking about it tomorrow
>go bomb an illegal orphanage
>>127810813
FUCK! It's really habbedin
>>127810985
Algorithm manipulation
If you have that blue tick and respond with a series of tweets you get pinned to the top of the replies.
>>127810985
Hes verified and has most retweets/likes on his tweets
>>127806343
Fpbp
>>127808692
kek underrated
>>127810813
NOOOOOOOO
FUCKING
WAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>127810813
ur a genius
>>127810813
What...
The...
Fuuuuuuuccck?...
>>127811028
the madman should pin it
https://youtu.be/TjOXSVwEywo
top kek
>>127810985
They are the most tweeted at/liked
>>127810813
I don't even like Trump but it's times like this that I'm happy he won. He's an awful President but he's entertaining af.
>>127810813
That it boys, I'm gonna mix this shit up in the lab. If I don't make it, it's been fun shitposting with you.
>>127805881
Like he started and just said fuck it.
>covfefe
>>127808846
kek
>>127810671
Jesus fucking Christ these people are mental cases.
>>127810461
>those hands on Barron's thighs
w-what did she mean by this?
>>127810875
She has an underbite.
I hope he never deletes the tweet, but also never acknowledges or explains it.
>>127810813
Oh shit.
>>127810985
Dude should seriously stop mansplaining
>>127810910
They'll talk about it until they can confirm Trump didn't die/have a stroke/etc.
>>127805881
Almost an hour now
>>127808404
When you kys
>>127811131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_yMTfuyL28
>>127810813
Holy shit
am i literally the only one that understands he tried to type coverage?
>>127810813
It's fucking happening again. Jesus H. Christ. I don't even know what to say anymore tbqh
>>127811045
>The fact that it isn't deleted get indicates a major happening is occurring right now.
everything point at it right now the twitte is still up after 1 hour...
>>127810813
>>127810671
is this guy ok?
>>127810813
Bruh
Trump aides will tell media he didn't tweet that.
Then Trump will tell media he tweeted it.
>>127810813
bumb this shit
>>127810813
>>127809048
>trump
>foreskin
>>127811348
No shit, people are just having fun.
>>127811259
i think you have something
>>127810813
Fuck we're doomed it's happening gg no re lads it's been fun rip in peace
DRAWFAGS
MAKE FEFE A REALITY
FEFE IS A CUTE LITTLE PIGGY
JEWS AND MUZZIES HATE PIGGIES
>>127805881
when you're mentally challenged
>>127810813
lel
>>127811183
god speed chemist leaf
>>127810813
TAKING PART IN A HISTORICAL THREAD
>>127811183
kek
lol Trump probably fucked up and sent it out and said fuck it and went to bed
and his handlers are too scared to wake him up
>>127806764
>FeFe
>Pepe
>press F
Trump dogwhistled that Pepe is dead and to pay respects, so that Kek can walk the Earth.
>>127810813
Here they are together.
>>127811463
>MAKE FEFE A REALITY
>FEFE IS A CUTE LITTLE PIGGY
mfw
TRANSLATE IT, BITCHES
>>127810813
Genius!!
>>127806621
Why he even is visiting the leader of pedophiles? On the other hand he visited terrorist funders too.
>>127805881
Covfefe, it's Pepe's black cousin
>>127805881
TOP KEK
>>127810932
>>127810849
You've got my interest. Who?
PRAISE FEFE
The problem is that Trump has confirmed multiple times that he doesn't sleep more than four hours a night.
He's said he usually goes to bed between two and three.
He's not asleep.
He's doing this to create chaos within newsrooms. Trump writes a tweet with a typo at midnight on the east coast and all the reporters/networks now have to cover it. Journalists/people who realize that this is a retarded non issue get fed up with the constant garbage they're network is covering and starts infighting with employees. This discontent eventually reaches a boiling point and the networks devour themselves. Trump wins.
Melania was probably wrestling the phone away in bed.
>>127810813
include me in the screencap senpai
>>127810932
He wins. Many such cases. Bigly!
>>127810813
>its real
oh what the hell
>>127811569
WUT
>>127810813
>>127809966
I think you mean Jordan, Charles.
>>127807325
Candlejack.
>>127810813
Cobalt
Vanadium
2 Parts Iron
WHATS IT MAKE
>>127811741
She doesn't live in the white house.
>>127810813
We got something here
When did he retweet the Kushner article?
Guess would be that it was meant to be the comment on the retweet and he dun goofed.
But hey, progressives have to get their panties in a bunch over something.
>>127810813
please die and take your reddit meme with you
>>127811737
people are getting fed up that the president of the united states is a retard
>>127811633
What's that gold thing?
>>127811312
Fuck. I laughed. Have a (You)
Just heard The news.
There is massive blast in Kabul near Indian embassy
Must be pakistani terrorists
>>127810985
You know why.
THIS IS SOME POTATO POTATOE TIER SHIT
COVFEFE IS NOW NATIONALLY A NEW WORD
niger
kek, #covfefe is trending worldwide on twitter, what do?
>>127811816
>Cobalt
>Vanadium
>2 Parts Iron
>WHATS IT MAKE
THE PHILOSOPHER'S MEME
>>127810813
Wow
>>127810813
put me in the screenshot fags
>>127811890
Did you vote for Clinton in the 56th or 57th state?
>>127809398
cov = covert
fefe = feelings
>>127811917
hapeening
TRUMP WHY DID YOU CALL CANDLEJA
how much you guys wanna bet he had a (((heart attack))) ?
covfefe
>>127811816
nerve gas
>>127808444
What am I looking at here, trips?
>>127811829
>press F
>Fefe
>Pepe is dead = FeFe
>the reign of Kek officially begins
>>127810985
>this level of salt over a simple typo
I think Trump will be the greatest baiter that ever lived
>>127811170
>He's an awful President but he's entertaining af.
Remember that when the bombs start falling.
How do you pronounce it?
>Caw-fee-fee?
>>127812056
but he had time to hit send?
>>127810813
Bumpity - freaky shit here
>>127812143
Khafifi
>>127810813
has science denial gone too far?
>>127811816
Zyklon B
>>127812092
there goes my almonds
>>127809474
Maybe he is preoccupied?
>>127805881
COVFEFE NOW UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY
DOWNVOTE NEGATIVE DEFINITIONS
>>127811124
He needs to double down and defend the usage of the term "covfefe."
>I just invented a whole new word and the LYING MEDIA called me a fool. Shakespeare invented words all of the time and was considered a genius. Me a fool? SAD!
>>127812143
cawk
>>127806320
>>127810813
>Despite the constant negative press.... KEK
The mad man
>>127812248
this 10 million % yes yes yes
Thats hilarious, he gets interrupted tweeting to go president. He can't bring his nonsecure twitter phone into the situation room. Best timeline.
>>127808732
V COFFEE, it's the closest one can get to a full anagram here so it's most likely
http://vcoffee.cn/?sl=en
it's a chinese coffee company, probably related to north korea, secret instructions to extra-governmental chinese organizations to go ahead and act against pyongyang
>>127808444
What am I looking at here?
>>127810178
only internet losers like the twatter spergers and us care about this. the real world doesn't work like that
>>127809606
>12:17 pm
>Looks at clock
You trying to bamboozle me, son?
>>127812154
I mean yes when you have a stroke you could exactly do that. It's shady situation nonetheless. Something as had to happen even if it's a typo he would have correct it.
WE ALL KNOW HE MEANT TO SAY COVERAGE
>>127810341
Trolling isn't unusual for Trump. With this tweet he makes a point about negative press coverage while baiting the media to report it and drive home his point about negative press coverage when they predictably go mental over this typo.
what if this is a coup?
German embassy got car bombed in Kabul.
Massive explosion (video in Tweet)
https://twitter.com/CodeAud/status/869775000630210560
>>127805881
Lawyer took his phone mid-tweet. Damn lawyers, all fucking scum bags.
>>127812498
its like trolling 101
How did he even come to that spelling? Auto correct would not post that word.
He simply fucked up typing "coverage" on a mobile keyboard.
Look at the keys.
>>127812498
Bingo.
>>127812601
Anon, we've got bigger covfefe to deal with right now.
(My first sentence with covfefe in it)
>>127812441
n-noo
>>127805881
Somehow....now....there is a strange clarity. An excitement. Can you feel it? Can you FEEL IT!?
It's close....the kek is close...
>>127811253
>I hope he never deletes the tweet, but also never acknowledges or explains it.
This
Isn't covfefe the word that judge Judy uses to describe a convoluted situation?
>>127812937
Maybe it's a sign Just is the next SCOTUS judge?
Ok who's the first marketing genius that actually trademarks this word and turns it into a drink or something ? Buys the domain, etc.
>>127813191
No one will care about this in 2 days
>>127812135
>Anybody can bomb USA
It'd be an ICBM if anything.
>>127812937
It could be, it feels like it could be like a clusterfuck of sorts but like a sinister one.
>>127808726
>what is a niger, oh oh oh
kek made me laugh
>>127809980
/pol/ BTFO
Must be Hebrew.
>>127811737
Or, he's doing what most senile 70 year olds do when attempting to utilise tech which has passed them by.. fucking it up
BAHAHAHA
STRUMPF BTFO
>>127811816
A tentative explanation of some physical, magnetic, and mechanical properties in magnetically soft or semihard Fe-Co-V alloys is proposed in the light of present knowledge of their structural features.
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS COVFEFE