Brit/pol/ - Corbyn For PM Edition

>>127791762
Please archive sources with a reputation for shilling and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

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>tfw neet

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Enoch Powell would be spinning in his grave at the sight of modern Britain.

This nation is ripe for an outsider, the people are willing to kiss anyone's ass for actual change. Question is, who will that person be?

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>>127791762

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>>127791769
>norway
Sorry but I don't take advice from a literal fucking communist, don't you have some taxes to pay?

Does a foetus have rights?

>>127791917
mummy may is going to turn you into mulch

>>127791963
Corbyn.

>>127790438
Well that's because your family is rich enough, I've just spent 4 years at uni with absolutely none of my own money. Poor you being from such a privileged family that you don't get the maximum loan. The only getting a portion of the fees is 100% bullshit though, it's maintenance the student finance doesn't cover depending on wealth. You're just lying to try and make a political point. I'm from literally the poorest of the poor single parent family and I have managed to afford 4 years at uni going onto do my masters now. I will need a job for my masters but I can ONLY do this masters because the Conservatives introduced loans for Postgraduate, without it I wouldn't have even had the opportunity.

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/869543213622755329

mcdonnell bringing the banter

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>>127791963
The country is pretty much done desu, Blair was the nail in the coffin. Even the supposed authoritarian May and her (((conservative))) party looks like a joke by conservative standards.

>>127792170
>I'm from literally the poorest of the poor single parent family
Are you stupid, cunt? The poorest of this country don't even go to fucking college, you idiot. They have no chance for social mobility whatsoever.
It's pretty difficult to go to college when your parents have told you to fuck off already by GCSE age.

>"Wahhh I'm poor because mummy only could afford some channels on Sky and not all of them"

Fucking moron

>>127792170
You sound like a scrounging cunt who has convinced yourself you are part of the working class, yet have probably never worked a day in your life. Please, enjoy the final years of your education (paid for in part by my tax money) before you make it into the big bad world and realise shit isn't going to be handed to you on a plate anymore.

I hope you die in your sleep tonight you dirty socialist cunt.

>>127791996
>foetus
I'm sure you meant "human being"
Yes. Yes they do.

Tfw you realize the UK is in desperate need of more helicopters

>>127792734
Colloquial

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>>127792424
This.

If you ever feel hard done by, or that you aren't getting a fair shot at life, take an hour out of your day to watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM

> Corbyn will run a tight ship
> Not all Torpedoes explode, you know!
>Okay, so those torpedoes exploded, but nobody could have known they would.
> I like the ship better on fire.
> All ships sink, and it's sinking slower than it would under May, i'm sure.
> You need to think about when water WASN'T filling the bulkheads.
> I won't drown, Corbyn won't let it happen.
> I never wanted Corbyn to save me anyway.
> I might be dead, but at least I died a labour supporter
>Coffins are cultural appropriation anyway, i'm glad I can't afford one.

>>127791996

It's a human, of course it does.

>>127792424
Kek you clearly believe everything that the Labour party tell you.

>The poorest of this country don't even go to fucking college, you idiot. They have no chance for social mobility whatsoever.

My mum may have been poor but she wanted her children to do well so she always tried to help us where she could. I got into a good state school through an entry exam which got me into uni. She didn't tell me to fuck off at 16 because she isn't an idiot and wanted me to actually achieve something.

I didn't have sky or anything like that, precisely because we couldn't afford it, because our money went on stuff that mattered like kids education assistance.
It's a matter of priority in family. Do I buy my kids a workbook or a games console hmmmm?

Don't second guess the situation I came from whilst you're crying about having to contibute to your uni maintenance because your family is rich enough last thread.

Just like to say never believe (((polls))). I saw that shit go down here last year and it's pure Jewing.

>>127793165
If you're referring to the OP, it's a joke. Corbyn is a cunt and wears suits 4 sizes too big for him.

>>127793082
>Kek
>you clearly believe everything that the Labour party tell you.
Fucking idiot, I know from personal experience and actually seeing it happen to people.
Didn't even read the rest, you sheltered mummys boy

>>127793319
Ah, okay. I rarely come here but I saw this is the catalog and wanting to share my thoughts about the poll merchants.

>>127793082
I'm not the guy you were even replying to, by the way. I just read your post and saw you were talking utter shit pretending you're hard done by despite being a little sheltered mummys boy

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>>127793386
How could anyone even vote for someone who looks like he is borrowing his dads suit jacket?

>>127793618
I hear Trump wears Brioni. Maybe he should look into that.

>>127792221
this guy has a serious bias for a political editor

C O R B Y N
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>>127793320
I think you didn't want to read the rest because it shows that your narrative is actually wrong.

By sheltered do you mean, my mum didn't let me just wander off onto the street each night to get in trouble or into a troublesome group of friends?

I'm an idiot for telling you exactly where I am today and that I came from a background which contradict your entire narrative that you can't afford university. clear bullshit that you can see even just by reading the student finance website, you can read on there how much money you get for tuition fees and for maintenance loan.

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>>127793717
>ywn be rich enough to buy 10 suits at 5 grand a pop like its nothing

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>>127794141
It hurts.

Why aren't you (You) voting for Corbyn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

>>127793875
You can't go to uni without a-levels or equivalents
Do you think the real underclass have a levels, or any qualifications at all, you fucking idiot?

Most of them were homeless from 12 onwards. Or living in and out of care homes, etc. That's the real "poor", not some spoilt cunt like you who "struggled" because his mum didn't buy him new trainers every week.

I'm just saying, you've had it nice compared to some poor fuckers in this country. Don't ever get to thinking you've had a hard life when it's clear you grew up relatively privileged compared to some/even most.

>>127793717
>>127794141
>buying meme designer bullshit
>not having a bespoke suit created for you only
you plebs have no taste

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Go get some sleep, big debate tomorrow.

>>127794227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg

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>>127792221
>>127793735

>>127791762
>the first election since #pigfuckergate

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>Pete,

>Ive never asked this and i knew the 7th exam date well in advance but i have a mill shut-work exactly prior and all the way through this period. Is there any way i can do the exam at a another venue that is doing it later on, i'm willing to travel wherever.

i've monged getting that extended, right?

>>127791762
If Britain is to become an Islamic State, might as well get some NEETbux out of it in the meantime. Vote Corbyn!

>>127794383
I want a green jacket with arm patches tbqh, keep wanting to buy someones cheap second hand shit off eBay but I know it'll never fit when it arrives.

>>127794383
Actually, Trump's suits are tailored by the Brioni folks according to the article I read. They have a shop in New York where they took his measurements.

>>127794798
yeah, they probably do it for free since he's president now but it still doesn't mean he's good to go.
i've noticed trumps suits aren't even particularly nice or well chosen cuts, etc. they look quite tacky with his long ties as well. you can still fuck up a bespoke suit with bad taste

just because it's designer and expensive, doesn't mean it's the best... you do know that?

>>127794792
arm patches are for puffs and wannabes
unless you own a large hunting estate, why fucking bother?
you're not a country gent, don't pretend to be

>>127794299
How in any way am I spoiled? All I've done is say that the other guy crying that he's voting Labour because he's having to pay £500 toward his tuition fees (which is NOT true because regardless of income tuition is covered) because of the Conservatives. He was making our that he was too poor to dish out some money presumably for maintenance which means his family is rich enough for him to not get the full maintenance loan.

I was giving my story and saying that I'm from a background with no money and that I afforded 4 years of uni with no money from family and no savings of my own, therefore his argument was wrong.

I didn't say I was the poorest in society. You're digging out people homeless since they were 12. However I am from a poor background, that is irrefutable since we could not afford luxury items of any sort. However I simply argued that my mum brought me up well and didn't spend the money she did have on stupid shit, that's why I've managed to still succeed and do well.

If someone has no A-Levels or qualifications and are homeless, then they aren't struggling to pay for Uni, I'm not sure how it's relevant to the discussion in any way, shape or form. It seems like you're just trying to dig up any emotive argument to discredit my own story.

Why are some loss-making employers like factories, mines, steelworks etc. considered "proper jobs" that need to be subsidised with taxpayer money instead of shut down?

>>127795169
>puffs and wannabes
Tweed jackets are literally the apex of suit wearing, you get the formal suit look but with the durability of plebian garments. Arm patches are just there to remind poor people you are better than them.

So would any UK betting sites pay out internationally? I'm feeling brave enough to put a light bet on Comrade Corbyn for the upset because it has been stunning how fucking awful the Conservative campaign has been.

>>127795242
If someone has been homeless since 12 or whatever, and has no qualifications, etc, then they didn't ever have the chance to go to university.
You claimed to be "poorest of the poor" growing up, which I'm pointing out is obvious bullshit because the poorest of the poor have no chance from the start.

That's all, nothing more

>>127795479
He's not got the slightest chance of winning mate. Might as well bet on the rock becoming president of the USA

>>127791992
>Corbyn for PM
>I don't take advice from communists

No, you just support them like the United Cucklandite you are.

>dat pound drop
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

>>127795254
it's good to have mixed industries to prevent banana republic syndrome

>>127795469
>Tweed jackets are literally the apex of suit wearing,
Jesus Christ, you have no idea what you're talking about, lad.
It's the complete opposite.

Tweed jackets are for dandy boys, etc.

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>>127795584
>He's not got the slightest chance of winning mate. Might as well bet on the rock becoming president of the USA

>>127795584

>implying

Haven't you seen YouGov's latest? Coalition of Chaos incoming.

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>>127795629
>didn't take a second out of his day to check the pic related in the OP post


>>127795727
Come fight me cunt, what's your postcode? Bet I could floor you in one punch even with my currently broken 2nd knuckle and the shoulder restriction of a suit jacket.

>>127795254
People need to be employed, and a partially viable business is less of a tax burden than a state job

>Labour gaining seats

Is it really worth flushing your credibility down the toilet for some clicks and attention, Yougov? Really?

>>127795835
American polls are retarded. And a few points ahead in the U.K can mean a landslide. Also there's the shy Tory vote which polls don't pick up on

>>127795584
If you can't see the parallels between your election and the US I don't know what to tell you

I'd maybe put down £100 and that's it, not like I'd try to break the bank

>>127795901
UB5 5HL

if you aren't here in 5 mins i win by default

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Corbyn is obviously the better choice.

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>i appear to have entered a timeline where people from London were actually welcome here...

oh hi """welcome""" don't mind the fish heads. **echo... echo ...echo

>>127796097
Let me hop in my Jag, I'll be there in 25 minutes.

>>127796120

R
A
R A R E
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https://twitter.com/Owen_Jones84/status/868387164886777860

Is there a worse commentator than James O'Brien?

what kills me is that Tory supporters are playing the role of Democrats in this election, wiping the beads of sweat away as they watch Labour threaten what was supposed to be a Tory squash

>>127796167
thats my actual car and postcode you know

>>127796302
What kind of Jag?

t. currently aspiring to own an X300 or X308 XJR

>>127796063
there's a lot of differences though too: corbyn is a career politician, he has the liberal set backing him, his core voter base is in area which backed brexit, corbyn is a full supporter of social justice orthodoxy.

>>127796251
Corbyn is no populist which is why he will lose

>>127795901
>quote by marx attributed to Corbyn
>somehow this makes you not communist scum.

>>127795990
UKIP has collapsed and Lib Dems are not far behind. Depending on how the SNP performs Labour will absolutely improve simply due to disaffected working class voters returning to Labour

>>127796038
Oh wow, look at all of those unproveable hypotheticals

>>127796404
>corbyn is a full supporter of social justice orthodoxy
He really isn't, and what planet are you currently orbiting where it's acceptable to believe May isn't a career politician given she was a remainian yet is now the Brexit PM?

>>127796516
no, he tries to be which is hilarious, ends up sounding passive aggressive when he does
>free stuff is kinda popular though tbrqh

>>127796516
LOL R U FUKIN KIDDING ME M8??????

one doesn't have to be a shit talker to be a populist

>>127791963

me, im for lower taxes free trade and small govt:)

>>127796534
nice grills

>>127796621
>He really isn't
lel.
>May isn't a career politician
I was making the point that there are many differences between here and usa, if you had read what i was replying to.
also, muh monarchy makes a big difference

>>127796251
not to mention all of the tory gotcha "scandals" are bouncing off of him

I mean a fucking terrorist attack happened and he just kept going up

>>127791762
>prolaterians
spelt wrong

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>go on a radio show to talk about one (1) specific policy more than the others
>get asked how much it will cost
>don't have the number memorised, at hand, nor even readily obtainable

>>127796834
I really don't see how Cuckbyn is a SJW politician in the same way, for example, Clinton or Saunders are/were. The faggot university students that support him only do so because he's a socialist, he's never made any significant cuck statements.

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Today has been lonely and destitute. How has yours been?

>>127796404
hence parallels

Where I base this on is that he is does represent an alternative on the economic side of policy which is what voters seem to be drawn to. I think it's a fair statement to say that tracking the Blair/Brown Labour and Cameron/May Tories they are very few degrees apart on the economic side of things. Hell, I think some might think the Tories are more or less just like New Labour

I really don't have any horse that I'm cheering for in this race, just a rudimentary reading of the tea leaves

>>127797041
i can't tell if i'm a misogynist or if women are just as bad as i think they are

>>127797074
>the school meals are a voting reason

Goodness, can't expect parents to pay for their own children's subsistence.

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Does Kek hate the Tories as much as I do?

>>127796534
Out voting system is stupid. Ukip got 4 million votes and 2 seats, even if conservatives got a couple more points than Lab, it could result in a majority depending on the concentration of votes

>>127797285
>Kek

I wish I didn't participate in this disgusting meme. No excuse for you now, though. You aren't getting swept up in the hype. Unless you come from somewhere else?

>>127797253
I bet you believe that the guardianship of a child is the responsibility of their parents and not the state, you fucking bigot.

>>127791762
Brit/pol/ Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/MKeXpg

>>127795551
>I wasn't homeless so clearly was privileged
Or maybe their situation was a tragedy. It like saying some kids were killed by their parents so the homeless should feel lucky as they're alive. Someone's situation doesn't become better by someone else's being worse.

I see your point but it's not the right mentality to have.

>>127796302
Looks like your getting your cunt kicked in then.

>>127797495
Oh, no! Goodness gracious... I wouldn't suggest such a thing.

>>127797557
Don't join this unless you want my amazing exclusive emojis

>>127797382
So? It could go the other way and vote-splitting between tories and fringe ukip remnants put labour in power

>>127797918
I can only hope.

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>>127797041

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

LEAF
DELET

>>127798025
I will absolutely repeat this right now dear tripfag

>>127797171
>in the same way
no, but then the uk isn't as bad for that as the usa is

>he is does represent an alternative on the economic side of policy which is what voters seem to be drawn to
I'm not sure he does; although labour voters certainly do, from everything i've seen

Maybe it's more like "they both just saying they're going to give everybody some stuff and it'll be good"

>>127797242
Isn't a misogynist someone who believes that they really are that bad? Only logical to hate them thereafter.

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I am on discord with a bunch of brits, they really want Labor to win. They got a shot? Since I want some fresh UK Political Salt if they get crushed hard

>>127798463
It's 100k for two hours with Karen's unprotected high-school pussy in a love hotel! Despite the price, her favourite middle-aged fat japanese customers pay again and again to fill her teenage womb!

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Since animu grills can't be 3D
I'll just have to become 2D
>>127798667
wait for meeeeee

>>127798667
>you will never be Karen, fulfilling people's desires like nobody else can, occupying their minds as it descends into dementia, and in that last moment of sanity, outlast his wife's memory

>>127792606
I'm not socialist, I'm grateful for the assistance the government has given me. However they are loans, I'm going to have to pay them back once I've finished my masters. We never scrounged on welfare, my mum was a childminder and that's what she did to raise me since I have never once seen my dad in my life.

I have worked but I don't need to explain that to you, the money I earned I used to give to my mum to help pay for bills. I was always taught the value of merit and working hard.

>before you make it into the big bad world and realise shit isn't going to be handed to you on a plate anymore.
What had ever been handed to me on a plate? You seem mad that social mobility is actually a thing under the Conservatives and working hard through struggles allows you to succeed.

I haven't had everything handed to me by my parents but the government should also not be giving handouts to people who do not need them

>>127798659
imo it'll probably just be a repeat of 2015 with a change of maybe a dozen seats either way or a hung parliament

it sure as hell won't be the massive mandate May was asking for and she'll probably wind up bearing the brunt of whatever bullshit the EU pulls to punish the UK

all you guys care about is immigration, so I think it'll slow a bit but it won't stop and there'll be a partial amnesty for a good portion of EU citizens

>>127798667
I wonder how Karen feels that grown men treat her as an exotic treat, a british candy to be used and abused by superior asian males?
She probably doesn't care because she enjoys getting dicked every night and getting paid to do it. What a slut!

>>127799133
we call our candy "sweets"

>all these leaves

Shoo shoo, Justin

>>127799133
>canadian
>is delusional enough to believe asian males are superior

it checks out.

Just had my motorbike nicked lads. Funding bustard. ..

>>127799367
Was probably a 125, I'm not crying for you.

Snort

You don't trust the polls.

I'm Jeremy Corbyn. And I don't trust /pol/

Snooooort.

>>127799367
How? Post deets!

Just brought my first bike, a beautiful 125 Yamaha. I feel so exposed leaving her with a shitting little chain around her back tired as if some Polski isn't going to pick her up and take her away in a van.

out of sfw karen lewds

>>127799312
asians are superior, they don't backtalk or throw tantrums about petty shit like multigendered white womyn do

>>127799289
and if the empire was still relevant I would actually care

>>127799537
Yep. Just got it out of winter storage few weeks ago. Bastards. Fucker was chained to a lamppost...

>>127799741
post the nsfw ones in /h/ and post the link here you maple syrup butler

>>127799741
When the fuck were we talking about asian women?

>>127799665
Wr125x chained to a lamppost in a residential car park, and with an alarmed disk lock. No idea how they managed to get it without making a racket.

>>127799865
When I decided that we were. Know your place inferior burger

>>127799833
make me

>>127799798
>>127799947
had it coming imo

>>127799947
maybe removed the entire wheel while leaving the lock on until they get to a quieter place
thieves are crafty fuckers m8

>>127800149
Why?

>>127799367
Couple of bike cunts who insist on zooming up and down my road as loudly as possible at like elevenish every other night. You're all wankers, get a fucking car and behave like an adult.

>>127800024
Do it

>>127800194
>Not riding the modern day horse

>>127800262
is that what your boyfriend calls you

>>127800191
you post on 4chan

>>127800199
nah

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Gonna miss you Brits when Mummy May inevitably wins and turns off your internet for good.

>>127800315
savage

okay you get one

>>127800329
Do it

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>>127800347

Awh, I'll miss you too.

>>127800315
yeah me and him sometimes do a number on your mum for fun, she loves it up the bum, especially after rum mixed with abitta my cum and your dads spunky bum

>>127800262
>Not driving the modern-day carriage

>>127800024
>Canadicucks
>calling anyone inferior

There are third world shitholes in the center of Africa that are superior to you. Kys.

>>127791762
Anyone who votes Labour is a retard and should be expelled from the UK

>>127800462
hold your horses nerd

>>127800572
yanqui status: mad online and with full diaper

>>127800782
too lazy to post this on /h/
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3134313

>>127799947
Yours happened just under your nose at night, right?
Is there anyway to avoid this happening again to you?

How safe is my bike in public?

>>127801052
>Is there anyway to avoid this happening again to you?
theresa may decals

>>127801031
ty leaf senpai

>>127801031
Canacuck status: watching his women spread their legs for white men and even niggers before even considering his tiny yellow dick.

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Bring on Chairman Corbyn!

>HANG THE (((DJ)))
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9duek5kC86o

>>127802058
That people have bad taste in music, and that popular music is essentially a tool for (((them))) to push specific trends that further ensure maximum degeneracy. Also that this particular type of music does not relate to Steven Patrick Morrissey since he cannot relate to it, and most probably sees straight through it.

>>127801900
BORN TO ORGANIZE
NEW LABOUR IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 1997
I am socialist man
410757864530 DEAD NEOLIBERALS

>>127801587
Mad Online status: confirmed

>>127800782
>>127801031
I hope May executes you when we take control of the commonwealth

Morning goys. Are we corbynista's now?

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>>127803712

>>127801052
Yes, right in my appt carpark. I was just about to order a GPS tracker as well. So few places have garages these days.

>>127792734
>>127793074
>a blob of cells is a human but refugees drowning in the sea because they are looking for a better life because the west bombed their country and destabilized their entire continent are not human

right wingers are truly retarded and evil

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IRA shit isn't sticking...

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Haven't cleaned out my dick in a while. Starting to get some gert fucking cheese in there.

Should I harvest it now, or later?

>call a snap election with a gigantic 25 point lead expecting to gain over 100 seats
>now projected to lose double digit seats, if not the election entirely

Fuck it lads, I'm voting corbyn now. May is a total fucking loser.

>>127806011
It's only because YouGov are predicting 80% of 18 - 24 year olds will turn out, which is complete fantasy

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>>127806280
>tfw im gonna be called a lazy bum because i refuse to vote this time

>>127804619
Hey dumbass, if they want a better life, they can stay where they are and make it better there. They aren't even fleeing war and they only want to sit on their asses and collect a welfare check at the White man's expense. They can go to wealthy Saudi Arabia or Israel, those are a whole lot closer to them and they won't fuck up anyone's gene pool.

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You lads don't know how lucky you are to have Jezza

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>>127807514
We know

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>>127804721
Probably because Corbyn's dialogue with the IRA opened the doors to the peace process which actually put a stop to the violence.

How does one man stand being on the right side of history this much?

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Just got bitten by a spider. Am I going to die guys?

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>>127810625
The spider bit you because of your past actions against spiders. I condemn the violence on both sides. You should have negotiated with it.

>>127810625
I think you and the spider need to put aside your differences, get around the negotiating table, and stop being so dangeorus and provocative

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>>127811080
kek

>>127810625
Not yet anyway, you've been implanted with billions of eggs whitch will hatch out of you violently, killing you in several weeks.

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>>127794597

>>127811080
You misrepresent Corbyns position. He doesn't say spiders aren't dangerous, and certainly this spider is to blame for his actions. However were his web still intact maybe he wouldn't have been in a position to bite someone.

>>127812347
As a victim myself, I think its important that I say that its #NotAllSpiders. It was an extremist and doesn't in any way represent all spiders

>>127812131
>ARE EN HAITCH ESS

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>>127806280
Thats Survation. YouGov predicts 58% youth turnout, which itself ofc might be overestimate. The turnout during the referundum for young people was around 70%.

>>127813375
Oh my mistake then. Maybe it will be closer than expected then. I still do think the Tories will win though since they've sucked up most the UKIP vote

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LADS THINK IT'S TIME WE PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC AND GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE

Tories deserve to lose against Corbyn, this country deserves the fallout.

>>127813708
May has run such an awful campaign that she would deserve to lose imo

put 2k on tories to win a majority. free 400 quid

>>127812131
he should just give the government £3.6bn because his parents died?
why?

>>127814527
ARE NHS

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Reminder that Jezzy is /ourguy/

>>127814592
but the problem with inheritance tax is that the person who made their money throughout their life ALREADY PAID TAX, so why should they pay even more tax to leave their children their money?

Did the Yougov poll do high youth turnout like Survation did?

>>127814792
His son didn't earn that money, and its a way of reducing inequality

>>127814921
See >>127813375

>>127799133
tories are easily going to gain at least 15 seats. most UKIP voters are going to vote tory this time round seeing as tories are offering hard brexit.

>>127815042
So, still being massaged then. Pollsters are going to fuck themselves like they did in 2015 because they still believe in the youth vote turning out.

>>127815109
I hope its a hung parliament so they get rid of that evil witch Mrs May

>>127814981
its not the governments money steal off of families who have already paid taxes on it when it was earned.

theres plenty of ways to raise extra money for public services, inheritance tax should never be one of them.

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>voting

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>>127815366
You can choose instead to tax income if thats what you prefer. But it hurts the employers and employees whereas this hurts people who have very big assets.

Its better for growth, but you can argue its more immoral.

>>127815744
its completelty immoral and afaik its not in the labour manifesto anyway

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>>127814981
>reducing inequality

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Think I'm moving to Scotland

Last night i dreamt i was at a funeral and corbyn was there and i was trying to redpill him on the iq bell curve...

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>>127813500
You might find it interesting that during 1983 election with the far-left Michael Foot as the Labour leader, the conservative party was 9% points ahead among 18-24 yolds.

Now Labour has about 65-70% of the youth vote compared to Conservatives having around 15%. There has never been such a generational gap.

Please god let this Tory nightmare be about to end. Christ knows Corbyn isn't perfect but at least he's an identifiable human being, and seems to want to make life in this country better for the large majority of people, both of which are qualities that cannot be found anywhere in the Conservative party.

>>127817089
I swear to god all you momentum shills are coming out of the fucking walls

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>>127817089
But wouldnt you like the elite to shit in your mouth just so that the "blue haired fat sjw feminist GIRLS" had to smell it?

>>127816358
>Flat face

read somewhere that the £10 minimum wage proposed by labour would basically crash loads of businesses, small and large.

>>127817488
not necessarily, they would have to put their prices up though, which will drive inflation up.

>>127816702
Retards want their gibs.

Hope they registered in the right constituency for the holidays.

>>127817549
the young folk are notorious for not voting though. I know a few who have registered but are like ' i dont think im gonna vote anyway '

>>127817488
Increasing minimum wage as a policy is a perfect example of politicans fucking the country in exchange for headline educated voters.

Almost as if democracy is a fucking broken mess of a system in this country.

>>127817733
well the issue is they have taken in so many migrants it has driven wages down. We are topping up those wages with benefits anyway, subsidised housing, child benefits etc. So if they hadn't fucked up in the first place, they would'nt be haaving to raise the minimum wage. We have to pay for tup these workers anyway, either through taxation or paying more are the till.

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>>127817698
>I know a few who have registered but are like ' i dont think im gonna vote anyway '

Good lads.

>>127817890
i sent one a jeremy corbyn vid and he was like " wuts the IRA?"

Young people dont know about these things, havn't sen the damage socialism does.

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im in a marginal. who should i vote for, tories or labour. bear in mind i just put 2K on a tory majority.

>>127817977
Is Corbyn just a better politician than May? I mean, more skilled at the actual art of politicking?

>>127817873
the fuck you rambling about Votetard?

You can't artificially manipulate prices and incomes without negative consequences. It's an issue unto itself.

>>127817977
>implying the (((Conservatives))) aren't just a slightly different shade of grey socialism.
>implying voting makes any difference whatsoever.

>>127795551
Shut the fuck up you dopey cunt lol. There's always a cunt poorer than every other cunt, relax. The other cunt is just making a valid point, stop arguing about nothing you cunt.


My vocabulary is very cunt limited.

Voting mummy when my postal code arrives today

I'm from Scotland btw

;D

>>127818545
Same lad
Don't take it too heart
It's only a 4chan post

>>127813783
She wants to lose to the communist. Elections are all an act

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>>127818715
>voting

>>127797253
school meals are more than just who pays for lunch. it has a knock on effect on lots of things such as nutrition & concentration and thus affects school results, sense of community, child poverty levels, future cost to the NHS, crime levels, attendance at Uni/FE, job prospects and a myriad of other things.

if the system was efficient and the school provided nutritious meals and not fried shit, free school meals across the UK would literally change society in 10-15 years time.

it is naive to think it is just about parents having to cough up £2 a day or whatever, or whether someone takes a packed-lunch. i'm nowhere near a socialist, but free school meals should be a topic where every party is agreed that the state provides the required nutrients and calories for children. it is an investment in the future in more ways than one.

the fact that L.A.s are in charge of it (at least in Scotland where i am from) means that it is all about backhanders and council corruption rather than setting children up for success.

>>127799061
>You seem mad that social mobility is actually a thing under the Conservatives and working hard through struggles allows you to succeed.
>I haven't had everything handed to me by my parents but the government should also not be giving handouts to people who do not need them

i'm not getting involved in your argument, but what you said here is why i am moving towards voting tory. i come from a shithole, and all other parties but the tories want to just further subsidize people in that shithole. i climbed out of it and think other people should too.
internet bullshit and old people selling their homes to finance people changing their diapers are the downsides to the tories.

>>127817488
>increase minimum wages
>small businesses have to either raise prices or lay off workers
>prices go up
>people can't afford various goods
>people complain about this
>increase minimum wages
>small businesses either have to raise prices or lay off workers
>prices go up
>people can't afford various goods
>people complain about this
>increase minimum wages

Really makes you think

>>127795551
I'm from the poorest of the poor and I'm voting Tory. I used to eat out of bins mate

Kept waking up all night feeling sick with a painful upper back and rib cage. Started puking up about an hour ago. What causes those symptoms, I haven't puked in years? It sucks.

>>127820608
No ever said not to vote Tory. That wasn't even the point.

The point was the cunt claimed he was poorest of the poor because he came from a single parent family.

That's all

>>127820406
tories are least worst of a really bad bunch desu

>>127812131
he didn't avoid any inheritance tax. there was never any inheritance tax due because of the way his father structured his business affairs. to think that the Duke of Westminster owned all of that property in the name of "the Duke of Westminster", as personal possessions, is naive and stupid.

if you have money, you pay someone to make sure you always have that money. fuck the beggars.

inheritance tax is theft anyway, it is double taxation. NHS would only waste that money on pajeet software and middle managers.

>>127816358
you'll regret it when she becomes 26 (years old and/or stone)

>>127820711
I went to uni despite coming from a family where my junkie mum used to steal my wages from my bank account, and i had to do my college work in between bouts of domestic abuse from my stepdad

It's obviously harder when you're from a poor background but the chance is there if you can take , as uni is literally free in terms of up front costs

>>127820798
I hear fox piss smells worse than cat piss, which shall I pour you a glass of?

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>>127820482
Except unemployment went down and inflation didnt change last time minimum wage was raised.

>>127821025
You can't go to uni if you don't have the required qualifications.
You can't get the qualifications if you're on the street at 12.
That was the point. No one gives a fuck about your personal anecdote, it's not relevant.

>>127821037
Not voting = "you pick for me"

>not only has may stumbled and bumbled her way into losing a 20 point lead a fucking lab snp government is a real possibility now

Jesus christ I can't stop laughing how fucking inept can one woman be

>>127817488
i used to manage a restaurant which turned over about a million quid and if the minimum wage was £10, either the place would make a loss or the prices would go up by 20-25%.

it's a tenner to the employee, but also NI employers contribution goes up, relative wages also must increase, because say a woker now gets £8/h and a supervisor gets £9/h, the supervisor now must also get a pay rise. in kitchens where there is a hierarchy of chefs it is more complicated, but basically if the lowest member of staff gets a 20% pay rise, everyone else needs a payrise.
£10 minimum wage = £5 a pint and £12 burger and chips in a pub restaurant.

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>>127821331
>giving a fuck what colour tie the PM wears

>>127821459
>>>post
>>you retard
>contradict earlier post

by the way, avatarfagging is against the rules

>>127821353
To the minimum pay worker they don't care. They get a 25% pay increase, of things cost 25% more they stand still, they can also stop consuming as much and then other bills are easier to pay

So when mummy blocks 4chan are we all moving over to /r/the_donald?

>>127821602
>they can also stop consuming as much
do you think that is likely? inflation will rise and unemployment will rise.

>>127821858
Bet you're a momentum shill
Only a Corbyn supporter could like that subreddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2yiIoEtXw

labour supporters are dumb as fuck, this is what their leaders know and rely on, if May had said the things Corbyn has she would have been thrown out, but you dumb bastards lap it ALL up.
You are easily beaten and will be again.

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>>127821959
Not everyone is a momentum shill. You need to calm down a little and stop looking for an enemy within

>>127822262
>within
You don't belong here and have probably been here for half a week
How much is Labour paying you achmed?

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>Labour are ahead anon
>make sure you go out and vote

This was predicted weeks ago.

>>127821947
Well yeah, if pints hit 5 quid in a pub they'll drink special brew at home, if pies a tenner they'll microwave one from aldi

Poor people don't go to fancy restaurants, why would they go to one that matched it's prices to one? When McDonald's etc would likely just absorb the hit or raise its prices by pennies at most

Pubs and stuff will suffer sure but the poor won't

>>127822383
Mate calm down, you're worse than those SJW's who want to shut down any speech that differs from their own.

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Reminder that

>>127821947
Well yeah, if pints hit 5 quid in a pub they'll drink special brew at home, if pies a tenner they'll microwave one from aldi

Poor people don't go to fancy restaurants, why would they go to one that matched it's prices to one? When McDonald's etc would likely just absorb the hit or raise its prices by pennies at most

Pubs and stuff will suffer sure but the poor won't

>>127822383
I've been a labour voter and I've been on here on and off for years. You're the new fag if you think this thread has always been a tory circlejerk. We used to rock the reckless and milliband meme machine, you're just a fag who sucks mays crusty tits

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the Tories

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Just waiting for Corbyn to unlock my potential.

>>127822598
>SJWs
I knew it

>>>/r/gamergate

>>127822670
I'm not a Tory you dumbass

Wonder what Are Jez will fuck up today.

>mfw he still goes up in the polls regardless.

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>20-point lead to 20-seat loss

How did May manage to make Corbyn look like a successful leader

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love mass migration

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>>127822383
Shills can be stopped by the amount of low effort posts supporting the same proposal. Here the shills are working to make you not vote.

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mummy

>https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869515166769184768
>British Jewish general election voting intention: CON: 77% LAB: 13% LDEM: 7%
what's going on here lads?

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>>127822729

>>127822732

He'll get photographed wiping his arse on a picture of the Queen. 5 point increase in the polls.

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and do you

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if you vote

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>>127822786
Mummy loves to make Daddy happy

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>>127821539
>MODS THE NASTY MAN MADE FUN OF ME

Utter state of anonymongs.

>>127822768
>>127822675
I approve of these posts.

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>>127822709

>>127822779
didn't attlee start the immigration bullshit

>>127822589
If pints hit 5 quid I'll go full mass shooter.
Some old cunt in the pub down the road charges 3.50 a pint

Corbyn's only redeeming is his hatred of (((them)))

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for them.

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>>127822743

Sorry Pajeet, you'll have to earn £35K and have a job we need before you can poo in our loos.

>>127822899
Did you serve in the armed forces?

>>127795990
they just asks questions and report the results, they don't just make it up.

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>>127791762
Goodbye UK...

>>127822709
>not the few
>focusing on minorities

labour can fuck off

>>127822899
>>127823111
Why did you post this twice?

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This is just sad.

>>127823188
Phone posting

>>127823322
of course you'd be a fucking phone poster

>>127823199
Trump = Corbyn confirmed

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>>127823364
Why all the hate today? Having a bad day buddy? Want a cuddle?

NEW

>>127823445

>>127823445

>>127823445

>>127823445

>>127823163

have you looked at your own fucking currency the last month? you broke lows look at the USDOLLAR index or the DXY (more euro weighted)

everything is on the path to shit. EU is going to make new bonds to re-package risk. its CDOs all over again.

>>127795551
You are autistic and insufferable. That is what I've gotten from your responses.

>>127822610
Not defending her record, but wasn't 2013/2014 when they had that surge of eastern Europeans? I can't remember the details but I remember Nige banging on about it at the time.

>>127824059
Non-eu migration, which they do have control over has also remained in the high 100k range for many, many years.

>>127820675
You have AIDS, my friend. Better start getting your financial affairs in order.

>>127819901
What are you talking about m8. The free school meals I have encountered are fucking shit and I don't see them improving. Why do you think the state should have to feed peoples children for them, its not hard to give them some porridge or cereal in the morning.

Who /ukip/ here?
Manifesto is flawless.

>>127821291
But your anecdote is?

>>127824793
Manifestos are meaningless dribble. I'll be voting UKIP because the BNP aren't standing in my constituency.

>>127824332
Instead of 500 parents in each school wasting their time making food, have 2 chefs do the food in the school kitchen? Makes society more effective.

Also, the food is healthier which saves money in the long term and allows kids to concentrate better. Hungry kids dont learn well.

>>127796823
sorry you're clearly too stupid

>>127826764
b-but muh illusion of control over muh life
>don't know and never had the real thing

>>127824332
"In hell, the cooks will be British."

>>127809755
by not being an immoral power hungry oppertunitst like everyone else who manages to climb the powerstructures to become a high up politico. fortunately corbyn hasnt had to do any climbing he just got voted in because they accidently let too much democracy into the system when he was elected labour leader

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>>127826981

>>127818060
labour

>>127799061
Yer welcome to the rest of us with student loans.

You don't even notice them leaving your bank account. Who gives a fuck other than mongs.

>>127797253
I don't think I ever had free meals in my school(s), I was in school from like 1997 - 2010 or however long you're in school. I have no idea what people are getting upset about, will still likely vote Labour but Jesus Christ fuck off people.

Seriously, the biggest hurdle when voting Labour is knowing you'll be associating with/supporting actual mongs that only vote Labour for gibs and because Corbyn is gonna 'sock it to the man :DD'.

>>127821025
>>127821025
you are voted tory because your childhood years filled with abuse and neglect have left you unable to empathise with others properly. you should consider therapy and voting labour.

>>127822743
yougov.

Consistently higher labour polling that others.. That's why.

And surge of idiots wanting free shit.

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Corbeee ZERO chance. Puts me in a good humour to watch his fuck-ups though. May will win and half the youth wont vote because they are too busy on their smartphones. If they knew how they'd been truly fleeced by the older generations they MIGHT do something about it but they're all to brainwashed. Funny to watch it all unfolding though.

>>127826764
You don't have kids do you. I won't eat this, I won't eat that. The little fuckers will starve rather than eat school crap.

>>127827364
Your voting Labour because you where buggered by a bearded uncle, and liked it.

>>127827770
yes yes the brainwashed sheeple. you're smart everyone else is dumb.

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>>127820675
That could be one of your internal organs shutting down, i'd go to the doctor mate.