/ptg/ President Trump General - JOE TO THE RESCUE Edition

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Is it time for /soarin' Joe/ arc?

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>there are normie conservative qts ITT because Tucker namedropped us
h-hi

>Special counsel for Trump's campaign before Hillary
It's cool though, we were always cucks

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BEST GIRLAWOO~

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Use this

Abandon this thread.
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>>127784909

Will we actually be able to recycle three threads?

>>127787128
possible, but unlikely.

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>>127787229
Should have let some of them die.
Let this one die.

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>>127784909
Id smash Mica's geriatric sniz all day.

>>127787128
careful!

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IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

lT'S OVER

lT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

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IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

lT'S OVER

RECYCLE THESE TWO:
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>>127787365
mirin' those traps

SQUATTY POTTY BTFO
(these people are gross)

>>127788448
Too late
That faggot company is done, Jesus what a terrible name for a company

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>>127785524

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AWOO

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awooooooooooooovement

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Would you, /ptg/?

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im just an awoohairs. here waiting for you.

>>127788448
>Squatty Potty
what

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POST UR WH REPORTERFU

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Diversity is our strength, mmmmmmmmm.

>>127788448

I guess her life is down the drain.

>>127788622
Sure, why not?

>>127788650
dibs on april. That negress knows how to cook. or at least fry. at the very least she will bring home lots and lots of take out and fast food.

>>127788690

FLUSHED

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>>127788480
>I make them eggs. Bitches love eggs.

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>>127788650
Hallie THICCson

>>127788448
>Squatty Potty

Well I'm glad that's cleared up, as a dedicated Squatty Potty enthusiast I'm glad they could stand up for what's right when most of their customers can't.

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>>127788448
Squatty Potty?

>>127788448
what
the
fuck

is squatty potty

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>>127788737
You're right, Jeb's wife is smokin'

>>127788791
Heard the woman was Muslim and the guys were Russian.

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>>127788448

>>127788813
Whats that patch on her arm? Looks like a fentynil patch.

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>>127788881
It's exactly what you think it is

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>Watching The Five right now

>>127788791
I don't understand....where the fuck does that beer bottle come from

>Jesse arguing by asking questions calmly

Based redpilled fuck, he knows how to get them

>>127788881
>>127788852

Have you been held captive in an underground bunker for the last couple years?

>>127789005

Why not just lean forward to achieve the same effect?

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>>127785245
why would I watch some contrived and overacted jewish power fantasy when I can watch one unfold in real life. Besides Underwood is a faggot cuckhold, Robin Wright is unbearable and the stories are too implausible to keep me interested

>>127784909
How was Joe and Tucker 1 have one more night before going back to my 3rd world shithole.
I need my morning joe

>>127788448
T W O S C O O P S

>>127788881
an overpriced step stool

>AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

JESSE NO

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>>127788811
desecrating the easter quads that donald trump jr got when he cracked the shell of a mighty get. can't say im not disappointed in you anon

>>127789005
Where celebrity careers go to die. Commercials.

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>>127785079
What exactly is this 4chan place, Anonymous?

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*blocks your path*

America's Got Talent just had a pretty great Trump impersonator on there dancing

Needless to say, he made it through to the next round

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>>127784909

Joe looks morbidly obese. How does Mika find this attractive?

>Personality my ass

https://twitter.com/squattypotty

Company that made the Kathy video.

42 it`s not 8.5 in burguer metrics, I-i-it`s 9!
I just saw it in my shoe, oh Lord, I`m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.

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>>127789146
its like the best dance cult on he interweebs

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>>127788448
When Squatty Potty pulls out, you know it's over.

>>127789229
Mika is not exactly a catch herself.

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>>127789128
she is so fucking sexy jesus fucking christ my DICK

>>127789157
Kick him in the balls and hurdle over him like a nigger running from the police.

>>127788690
She never amounted to squat anyways.

>>127789240

She went from being a normal d-list douche to a piece of shit in one photo shoot. She'll be back on the d-list by Friday, all forgiven by Leftywood.

>>127788663
people make this joke/comment all the time but as far as I can tell, ratings are still calculated from nelson boxes.

>>127784909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>>127788791
>>127788898
Whoever the woman was and whoever the guys were, those guys should get their dicks cut off.

>>127789240
So Kathy hired a toilet seat company to make a video featuring her decapitating the President of the United States? Or did they reach out to her and she listened to the advice of aforementioned toilet seat company?

>>127789240
the tyler guy who shot the vid is well known as a pedophile who takes suggestive pics of children. look it up

>>127789263
Kek

>>127789352
I think that's supposed to be a woman. Kick her(?) in the cunt and hurdle over her(?)?

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>>127789365
i c what u did there

>>127789074
you'll have to try for yourself

>>127789005
Just get an Ottoman

>>127789524
/r9k/: The Candidate

She can shoot down my missile

>>127789524

Barbara Bush is an absolute savage.

>>127789566

I do, that's how I always shit.

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>>127789333
>the closest any of us will ever get to tay's vagay tay.

>>127789312

She's at a minimum a solid 6.5 to 7 for her age. Her House of Cards doppelganger, Robin Wright is a 10/10.

>Joe is Joe. Nothing less, nothing more.

>>127789525
I stand by my original statement. (yes i know its a woman, thats was part of the joke)

>>127789290
Right Wing Dance squads.

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Fuck I can never unhear this woman's accent now after he hosted Hannity's show last week and you could really make it out.

>>127789633
try raising your legs on a platform I mean

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>>127789478
She did a ad with them a while back. The company is just covering their bases distancing themselves from her after the terrible decision to make that stupid picture with the Trump head because it makes their company look bad by association.

>>127789763

I can only imagine it would feel awkward as fuck. I'll give it a try sometime though.

>>127789727
I'd still fuck her

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>>127789727
Shes talking like a proper woman.

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>>127789694
Mika looks fine enough for a gilf

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>>127789814
>Kathy Griffin, Poop Lady
You know she asked them to do the ad

>>127789814

You know you are in deep when a toliet stool company thinks you're shit.

>>127789633
>>127789763
Kek. /pol/ debating on how to take a proper shit. Carry on

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>>127789352
>him

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>>127789263
Sorry bud; could be worse though, it's a bitch finding decent shoes when you wear a EE width. Have a topic related awoo

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>get older
>curse less

How old were you when you realized curse words were degenerate and did nothing but make you sound like an immature little brat?

>>127789843
feels fantastic
leaning forward strains the spine. but feet up and then a nice straight back and shit is dropping out.

>>127789944
There's been many, many threads on that

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>>127789814
>poop lady

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>>127789595
That's kind of sad.

>>127790064

You're going to carry that weight...

See you later, space cowboy.

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>tfw no qt Trump supporting gf to go fishing with

>>127790010
>curse words

We aren't a bunch of ancient mummies; They are called "sentence enhancers".

>>127789814
I had a little stool like that when I was a toddler

>>127785079
>there are normie conservative qts ITT because Tucker namedropped us
Somebody clean up around here for fuck's sake.

>>127789843
Not sure if it actually makes a difference when pooping, but it is waaay more comfortable with your legs elevated slightly.

>>127790010
>curse words
They're called expletives, which means they make the sentence more full.

>>127789876
If i could have only one wish it would be to have taytay sit on my face, with her asshole in my nose until i die of asphyxiation

Tyler Shields, a guy who made the SATANIC vid with Kathy Gifford, takes erotic photos with children. see: Emily Alyn Lind where he's literally grabbing her by the neck in a photo. I would post but thisis sick shit. Pedowood

>>127789963
>Jeb Bush sits in front of his computer staring at his email account for hours, waiting for someone to email him
This is why you never base your life on social validation.

>>127789167
I thought he was hilarious, but boy did that one cunt get asspained over it

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>>127790094
And not just on /pol/, there's lots of shitting talk over on /tg/ too

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>>127790064
Be honest. If you saw a sad, lonely Jeb in real life, would you hug him?

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>>127788448
Just your average Memorial Day in the US

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>>127789445

I know - you are right. But it reinforces how very little inhibition I have to watch CNN / MSNBC.

Actually, this should not be surprising that MSNBC is ticking up only due to the population they are sampling. Monthly cable subscribers are cutting the cord at a brisk pace, and with ESPN priced as the largest component of cable package costs, I wouldn't be surprised if center to center-right makes up >50% of those cord cutters, resulting in a remaining cable pop to lean more left than the previous month.

>>127790128
Whose the Griffith girl anyway? Seems like she did nothing wrong

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>>127790275
haha

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i heard tucker mentioned us? did he do a story on clanton?

>>127785079
>>127790233

Post more Awoos. Bitches love Awoos.

>>127790064
*shooting stars playing in the distance*

>>127790340
Her name is Seth Rich

>>127789333

Is that pube stubble near her crotch?

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>>127790010
sometimes I talk like pic related.

>>127790293
Especially not if you're an introvert.

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>>127789720
>spic on drugs

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>>127790445
yes

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>>127790383
Hey there conservative qt's
I have over 300 awoos.

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Reminder that the champion of the white race, Randy Orton lost to a poo

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CHUCK NO!!!!!

>>127790380
yes, senpai finally noticed us

>>127790421
What happened with hannity is he kill like Orly?

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>>127790306
Jeb is really a strange human being
All memes aside, Jeb really was a mess and a waste. The amount of jokes that he produced in 2015-2016 was downright amazing. And this was the guy that the GOP thought was a shoe-in for the president. As scary as Jeb is, with is 100% open border and amnesty policies, he's great to look back on with nostalgia.

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>>127790231

>article forgot to mention his motioning to zipper under the table.

Now that Jeb isn't getting a baseball team, he'll just spend even more time being a McMuffin never-trumper on the friendly lefty morning shows, clutching pearls at everything Trump does or supposedly does.

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>>127790306
Does anyone else here feel so bad for him that they want to be his friend?

>randomly bump into Jeb while buying soap
>he shyly asks if you'll consider voting for him before is gaze shifts back to his feet
>say "maybe"
>his eyes light up, huge smile comes across his face, he hugs you and invites you to his house
>get to his house, he proudly shows you his miniature turtle collection
>hands you a bowl of delicious guac as you proceed to build a pillow fort together
>hang a "no Trumps allowed" sign on the fort
>spend all night crank calling other candidates, telling them they'll never get the secret recipe
>his wife comes home from cleaning your house
>she says it's getting late and Jeb has a rally tomorrow
>as you're leaving he takes a special pair of matching turtles from his collection
>he places one in your hand and says you'll be best friends forever
>as your walking out you lean your head back over your shoulder as the front door is slowly closing behind you and you whisper "I'm voting for Trump"
>his wife finds his lifeless body the next morning

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>>127789652
>the fucking freshly shaved pubes

I've never wanted Tay Tay nudes more.

>>127790445
I'm 99% sure it's fake

>>127790551
/our/ game show host?

Mattis is going to kill Druggfeld in his sleep

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>>127790551
oh baby

>>127790551
This fucking guy, CIA heart stopper when?

>>127790602

He wasted $130 million. Imagine how furious those donors were. A conservative campaigning like a liberal...

>no wall

Explain?

>>127790551
I don't have a reaction image for this subplot

>>127790648
If you kill your enemies you win.

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>>127789652
She's got a big fat innie, too.

>>127790689
check celeb jihad

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ZA

B R A C K

P I R R U
I
R
R
U

>>127788791

she probably deserved it

>>127790787
He wasted $130 million, and he stopped his campaign after getting 5th place in the third state primary of the nomination.
I still have one question: How? HOW??

>>127790833
yeah right. the pants are holdin all that beef up in there and you know it

If it wasn't for the fact Jeb was the son of a President and was all but guaranteed a political career as a result, I'd feel bad for him. He just wanted to be President like his dad and his brother, and even with the backing of god knows how much money and power he lost to a reality tv star and steak salesman.

Really, both brothers are somewhat tragic figures if you ignore the terrible damage their families political dynasties have wrecked on this country. W. sounds like a very nice guy who never should have gotten anywhere near the White House. Doesn't make him any less of a horrible President, but it's a strange feeling.

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>>127790733

Tie. Pat Sajak definitely. I think Alec Trebek is too, but he's Canadian (maybe American citizenship now).

>>127790787
he lost so embarrassingly that he can never run again also.
>low energy
>oh, you're a tough guy
>she should be running
these burns are not forgotten

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>>127790648
He was too good for this world. We didn't deserve you, Jeb!, we didn't deserve you.

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>>127790648

>>127790532

Absolutely disgusting.

>>127790833
Can you imagine the delicious taste of her post workout asscrack sweat?

>>127790551

This guy's got balls of steel.

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Did anybody notice Tucker gave us a bit of a shout out earlier. I'm watching it on my DVR now.

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>>127790551
those fuckin jews. i'm tellin' ya.

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>>127790551

OY VEY

SHUT IT DOWN

>>127790833

hnnnngggh

>>127791071
>she will never sit on your face
Why even live?

>>127790543
he's a sikh so it's cool

Is there a way to genocide trumpfags from pol?

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Are we Tayposting?

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>>127791051
delet this

>>127791008
Pat's based, he was on the AFN in Vietnam.

>>127791149
Genocide yourself first and we'll let you know.

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Trump forgive me, I have just masturbated to BLACKED porn!

In my defense, the girl looked pure Aryan!

I really want to watch some Springer now.

>>127790551
>name the Jew
>wok in showbiz

This won't end well for him.

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>>127789963

>>127790983
I doubt it, Anon. She didn't get caught up in the fappening. She's pure.

>>127791090
yep.
the cuck lawyer also called out 4chan people.

>>127791149
no

JERRY
JERRY
JERRY
JERRY
JERRY

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*hops in your path*

>>127791149
Yes. Croatians have to die first though.

>>127791164
>>127791154
I would unironically eat the shit straight from her asshole

>>127791193

That's an aggravating factor, not a mitigating one.

>>127784909
how do we solve the phoneposter problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmk-AP-Q3Rk

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>>127790551
www lad

>>127789944
As long as you poo in loo, I don't care.

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>>127791254
We can't let him get the codes to the carrot patch.

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>>127790306
i would headpat him

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>no healthcare reform
>no tax reform
>no wall
>isis still strong

i love the memes but when is this nigger gonna get some actual work done?

>>127791269
>t. brazilian on using proxy

>>127790954
See, im conflicted here. If the Dems abandon identity politics and move back to the party of JFK, that could be a threat to us. On the other hand, identity politics sucks bad, so if they keep it our decline as a western culture is damned.

>Kathy Griffin was talking about Medusa
>Jerry Springer is Shakespearean

Juan is overcompensating so hard.

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>>127791269

>>127791071

>you'll never sniff her toilet paper

The democucks are desperate

They have NOBODY to run against Trump in 2020

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>>127791257
Can we keep their milfs though?

>>127790551
In all honesty, how long before the madman questions the Holocaust?

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Is Kathy Griffin the new JUST?
WTF happened to her? Jesus

>>127791379
Democrats will never abandon identity politics.

>>127791407
I have never believed a single one of these type of images.

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Who /jebhead/ here?

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>>127791269
degeneracy. we're here to correct your perverted deviant thoughts. Tay is a pure being of light.

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>>127791179

Indeed.

>>127791376
I don`t think so, argentinians usually are that disgusting.
Some brazilians kill one of them these days, the argentinian bumped on a brazilian in Rio de Janigger.

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Jerry Springer is Jewish. Howard Stern is Jewish.

The two greatest vulgarians of our time have been Jewish.

Maybe Hitler was onto something.

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>>127791407
>How do I steal the diamonds

>>127791008
Oh yeah, forgot about Sajak. His tweets were gold during the election.

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>>127791373
when

>>127789157

GUNK TREMPF INT GUNK DWIGHT ZEBOLE

>>127791537
killed*

>>127791373

You are fake news.

CTR, get out!

>>127791483
Plastic surgery and countless abortions.

>>127791483

thats how most middle aged women look, especially redheads. before they go on tv or do anything they have a team of literal artists paint a pretty face on their face.

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>>127789876

>>127791483
>WTF happened to her
she's always be hideous without plastic surgery, makeup and photoshop. She even made that part of her standup act.

>>127791607
I thought she was a dyke though.

>>127791574
>lumping Newfoundland in with Quebec

Neck yourself.

>>127791574
never leaf, all u retards would fuck all of america over voting left

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>>127791446
>kolinda-grabar

>Giving the sex eyes at NATO HQ. whew

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>>127791631

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>tfw probably going to be alone forever
How do I cope, phams?

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>>127791574
Ted is working on the invasion plans as we speak

>>127791670
It's more than you deserve, you fucking leaf.

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>>127791631

>>127791728
go to the fucking gym

>>127790967

That's the power of Jeb. Or really, the power of Trump.

>>127791407
>kill without being caught
Portubro was right about the wife killing.
>regain Kosovo
Kek!
>stand up to my wife
That's sad.
>immigrate to Germany
Kek.

10 till Hannity Time

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>>127791722

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>>127791511

SLOW AND
T
E
A
D
Y

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>>127791782
she really is /ourgirl/?

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>>127791782

>>127791208
yeah neither did sasha grey

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HANNITY
IN 10 MINUTES

>>127791838
>implying he'll actually be there
>implying he's not already fired

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>>127791790
It's not that I'm out of shape or hideously unattractive, I just live in a small town and there arent many (single) women around.

>>127791782
>she will never make you lick up her boots as she calls you a shitskin subhuman while dressed up as a SS officer and yelling SIEL HEIL really fucking loud

And im white as snow

>>127791726
>>127791646
good work

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>>127791866
>>127791876

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>2000 years in the future
>Human civilization ended a millennia ago
>But one man remains
>Surging from the cave where he has survived for a thousand years on guac alone Jeb emerges
>Jeb with his turtle DNA has not aged at all
>Jeb walks slowly towards the remains of the White House
>His feet crunching over the bones of Cruzs skelegates that tried to overthrow Trump starting the end times
>Jeb finally reaches the Oval Office and sits in the presidential chair
>Jeb sees a plastic turtle with a note on it and a battery beside it
The note reads:
to my friend Jeb Bush who will someday slowly and steadily reach this office, I wish you the best of luck and the gift of my energy
>Jeb has finally found peace

>>127791947
He'll be there

>>127789005
These are great for preventing hemmrrhoids, but you can do just as well by putting a small box in your bathroom.

>>127791722
WOW.

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Gutfeld talking slow and low energy.

>>127791945

Glad he actually came back from vacation and didn't get stabbed in the back by FOX

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>>127791845
Taylor Swift has a pretty wide nose. I wonder how much aftrican admixture is in her bloodline?

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>>127791713
Aside from pushing Montenegro she was definitely the best part of that day

>>127792186

He sounds depressed as fuck tonight.

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>>127790383
DEPORT THEM ALL AWOO

>>127792231

None you weirdo.

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>>127792100
this is some fine pasta

>>127792100

I miss Jeb-posting.

>>127792186
>>127792251
He's either sick or on xanax

>>127792052
what is this from

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>>127792100

>>127792290
I thought all americans were supposed to be part nigger tho. how would Swift be different?

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>>127792030
Dude, it's 2017, I met my girl on the internet, she lives 20 hrs away, I'm selling my house and moving into the house she's having built for us !
Get off of 4Chan and find a place where there's women !

>>127792357

I wish I knew, I found it on /sp/ last night.

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>>127792231
her nose is pretty small

Man all this Jebposting is making me want to rewatch the primary debates

>>127792434
classic jeb

>>127792431
Sugar momma, nice find.

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>>127792434
I should've clapped. That's seriously depressing...

>tfw Hannity theme music starts playing over and over in your head as showtime approaches

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3 minutes.

>>127791446
I'd grab her kitarovics if you know what I mean lads

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>>127792431
>Dude, its 2017

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You can see his soul being eaten away slowly. You can see it in his blank, glossed over stare; longing for victory, only to fall so far away from any chance of sweet glory. Donald J. Trump stands tall, proud, gleaming with a holy aura. Jeb see's that he has lost, Jeb see's that his time has passed. He sits and reflects on his actions, the guaca-bowle rests on the nearby tv stand. The empty glow of the television flood the room, glaring Jeb in the face. He see's His face, the slogan that brought him to this climax; Make America Great Again. Jeb decided it was his turn to do his part. It was his turn to Make America Great Again. He reached under his bed, grabbing the revolver his brother had given him years before at his ranch in Texas. He loaded one bullet and cocked the hammer back, staring into the eyes of his downfall. Closing his eyes, he hears Donald Trumps voice one last time.

"Jeb, talk about a low energy guy."

旅に病んで
夢は枯れ野を
かけめぐる

Falling ill on a journey
my dreams go wandering
over withered fields

-Japanese Death Poem by Matsuo Basho

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Brad Trent

Wow Brad Trent you're a fucking faggot