Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>>127774022
Checked. In the future, please use archive.is on blogs renowned for crap journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

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>>127774036
This bot is starting to get on my nerves.

nth for """""""morally conservative"""""" virgins

>>127774135
I have a very good brain.

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Reminder that the Tories are actually going to lose.

>>127774135
Mentioned it before but replacing "theguardian.com" with "guardian.co.uk" avoids it.

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>tfw to inteligent to vote for commies

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>>127774180
If you were walking through a desert and saw a turtle on it's back in the hot sun, what would you do?

>>127774163
Kek have to be fair our papers can be pretty based

>>127774180
What is the meaning of life?

>>127774163
Will anyone actually turn up to that concert? Seems like a dumb idea

>>127774201
Reminder this poll is unweighted to fuck and its more and likely paid by CCHQ in order to mobilise their vote and get it out..

Its 2015 all over again, Labour job dodgers getting way over excited only to be deflated and laughed at after the GE.

At least post a link in the other thread, you commie piece of shit.

>>127774022
Cant believe people will actually vote for this bellend

>>127774395
>yet another corbyn/sanders comparison

>>127774201
Lose seats*

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I'm convinced there's meme potential in the Manic Street Preachers song
>if you tolerate this
Religion of Peace
>then your children will be next

https://youtu.be/cX8szNPgrEs

>>127774466
Oh nevermind you did, I have you blocked for being a tripnonce.

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>tfw the SNP's stipulation for a coalition is an immediate Indy Ref

>>127774458
>>127774022
Was it just me or did anyone else think of My Chemical Romance when they saw MCR?

>>127774534
>not remembering the green nutter singing that at some pro-muslim rally

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>>127774466
I did, cunt. >>127774045

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>>127774407
Never underestimate the sheer opportunism of virtue-signallers (and abysmal-taste shitpop fans)

>>127774458
why is everyone such a big My Chemical Romance fan all of a sudden

>>127774318
The Queen who ruled over the nation during:

>The decimation of the remnants of the empire
>The mass immigration of millions upon millions of third worlders
>A slow and steady reduction in real wages
>The cucking of the nation to the EU with zero outrage
>The cucking of her own Church to Islam and faggotry

Among many other terrible things. She's been instrumental in everything through her silence.

>>127774478
>alcoholic scottish women in the spotlight

>>127774321
The bus was always late. It used to not blow up.

STOP RADICALIZING ME

>>127774534
I had it stuck in my head all day after manchester

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>be Brit
>vote for May
>get arrested for browsing for anime
>vote for Corbyn
>get sent to gulag
>vote for neither
>get murdered by Muslim
>go to America
>get shot by Muslim

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>>127774022
Tories 100% will lose this election.

>>127774611
Why are lefties so antisemitic?

>>127774636
You are aware of how much say the Queen has in running the country right?

>>127774694
>wait around for ages for a bus and 4 blow up at once
>t. our children

>>127774450
Reminder that the conservative vote is being overestimated.

>>127774789
Can you provide me with a speedy summation of this in order to set about a chain of events that result in cogitation?

>>127774816
This.

She is basically a benefits claimant who has to sign on by opening swimming pools.

>>127774814
Israel is an evil ethnostate that kills brown eople

>>127774932

Ha!

>>127774814
Because Labour is more Islamic than they would like to admit.

>>127774932
Next time you better fucking use a capital c when saying Conservative.

Reminder that people in this thread think living in a police state (except there's no actual police on the beat lel) is preferable to the odd exploding paki

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Post yfw she Budd Dwyer's herself immediately following her loss.

>>127774135

>>127775091
>t. odd exploding paki

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>>127774620
I'd say I'm secretly hoping another goes off but let's be honest it wouldn't change anything anyway

>>127774922
This resulted in my blowing air out of my nostrils. I am vaguely bemused/10.

Good lad.

>>127774636
Looking at your country from America, the Queen honestly seems like the most capable actual leader you've got. Everyone else seems like a wanker, especially May.

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>>127775138
>Corbyn will not only destroy his country but also the Tories

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>>127775202
I suspect we will get something huge after the election now.

>>127775288
Top work.

>>127774814
Israel is basically viewed as a colonial state.

>>127774407
Seriously? People will post endlessly online about how 'they're helping' by watching a bunch of sluts.

>>127775246
Much as I hate to admit agreeing with an Amiercan, and on general principles will tell you to fuck off back where you came from.

Yes.

>>127775091
I'd rather me and my family be safe with no freedom then have them blown up by a labour voter

Is the queen, under current legislation, allowed to lead a political party should she chose to?

>>127775246
It's a shame she's a million years old and her son is a soft faggot

>>127774932
Reminder there will always be a Shy Tory vote due to the demographics and the fact these pollsters can't reach them. Tory vote is being underestimated once again.

>>127775440
Nah

>>127775440
Fucks sake.
The state of anons.

>>127775429
>implying this country is safe under cuckservatives

>>127775539
That's a shame.

I'd like to see Harry take up politics. He's probably not allowed either.

>>127774135
lean to use archive then you free loading cuckold, i bet this is why your general got b& from eight.

>>127775429
But what if it's not your family at risk, but a bunch of other pakis on a train in London?

Living in a rural area is maximum comfy, if any religiously motivated nutter kills me it'll be a Christian for walking the dog on Sunday. Fucking maximum comfy.

Whats the best country to move to if in the rare case labour wins or may goes full dictator

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>>127775440
She could lead my political party if you know what I mean.

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CON 42% (-1)
LAB 38% (+2)
LD 9% (nc)
UKIP 4% (nc)

>>127775599
>Trebles, double doubles.
Oh sod off anyway. While a poor debating tactic on my part to ask, who do you suggest?

>>127775440
Yeah, the Royalists. Watch yourself roundhead scum.

>>127775694
>failchan doesn't like us

I don't give a shit.

why does Jeremy Corbyn hate me so much?

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>>127774976
kek

>i-its the best form of lifeless government to run a lifeless capitalist democracy

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>>127775730
F-f-fake p-polls. T. Shariah Blue XDD

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>>127775730
>THE
>ABSOLUTE
>STATE
>OF
>THERESA FUCKING MAY

>>127775831
It's not just him mate. We all do.

Honestly though, what do you mean?

>>127775831
You're a fucking white male.

>>127775001
Zionism is just another version of Fascism and White Supremacism, and Israel needs to be driven into the sea.

>>127774816
Yes, I'm very aware. But I'm also aware that she can speak and I'm aware that she has some sway with the HoL as well as the CoE and has exerted exactly zero authority whatsoever.

>>127775246
So capable that she's done utterly fuck all during her whole reign and has watched her country turn from post-war jubilance into a future Islamic shithole led by self-hating cunts.

She has no power, but she is able to offer opinions and she could have spoken out against or for things but chose not to. Weak.

>>127775001
But what can you do? There is enough evidence linking Israel to 911 already, and yet nobody lifts a finger.

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Virgin white males are far more of a danger to our children than moslems

>>127774941
I can smell it.

In all seriousness though, I think that people in key Labour areas like London, South Wales and Northern England, are more concerned with how fed up they are with Tory cuts than they are with Brexit negotiations. And nationalisation policies have proven to be very popular across the board.
I don't think the Tories are going to lose the government, but they will lose ground and maybe the majority.

>>127775714
She looked kind of goofy but still worth a bang.

>>127775831
It's that great, big, ugly nose of yours, shlomo.

>>127775712
South Africa

>>127775993
>goofy
u want sum?

>>127775944
By convention HM Queen doesn't meddle in politics.

I don't propose to give a lecture on our constitution right now but there should be enough in the above sentence to go on.

>>127774022
What does Brit/pol/ think of this video on this disabled woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbUqcc2bGs

>>127776115
>direct link to The Guardian
Hooktubed that for you so they don't get views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3fbUqcc2bGs

>>127775001
So basically what Brit/pol/ posters want Britain to be

>>127775955
Who knows. There are plenty of Israelis who arent total monsters apparently but if they'll ever get any power is another thing

>>127776127
I'm going to the IRC.

>>127775979
Sadly I agree with you on this. May has thrown the election so far.

>>127776127
y u do this

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>>127775001
based

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>tfw ARE Jez wins and Brexit is finally cancelled because his fabled Euroscepticism is literally a meme

Ahhh. Feels good to be on the rights side of history, doesn't it chaps?

>>127775757
Labour and the Tories have a lot of the same flaws, but a Labour government under Corbyn has far more positives than a Conservative government under May.

>>127774022
>tfw SNP assumes de facto control over England through a weak Corbynite labour mess.
>tfw Deputy Prime Minister Angus Robertson on the 9th of June
>tfw days of England controlling Scotland have come to an end after 400 years
you tommy's are going to get fucked

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Why are all Lefties a bunch of wimpy little Faggits

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Decided to vote Labour for a few reasons.

1. Preservation of British Culture and race

2. A sensible deal on the EU, He is a Eurosceptic.

3. Corbyn Is a nationalist who cares about his country

>>127776110
>I don't propose to give a lecture on our constitution right now

What a cuntish thing to say.

Nothing, anywhere, says that she can't state her opinion. Never has and has never even been proposed.

She has chosen, personally, not to make her opinions known. She has also chosen, personally, not to use any of her clout with the HoL; a thing that every monarch before her did.

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>>127776448
>Prime Minister Angus Robertson

Not PM STIRgeon? Anyway the SNP would just use their newfound power to hand themselves independence. No ref needed.

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>>127776558
(you)

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>>127776448
>yfw minister for diversity Alex Salmond highland ethnic-clearances the inner cities

>>127776400
At the moment my gut feeling is that if the election was tomorrow the Tories would have a weaker majority but still a majority, but there's something in the air, May is, like most Tories, bloody dreadful at politics.

>>127774814
They are?
WTF, I suddenly love lefties

>>127775429
https://www.thecanary.co/2017/05/23/watch-the-30-seconds-with-andrew-neil-that-could-cost-theresa-may-the-general-election-video/

Theresa May was recently called out for her party failing to cut immigration...

"The Conservatives promised to end the budget deficit by 2015. It’s now going to be 2025 at the earliest. You promised to reduce migration to the tens of thousands. It’s still 273,000. On these two big issues, you’ve failed to meet your promises. Why would we trust the Tories on anything else?"

Her response was a repeat of what she said before Neil asked the question, saying June 8th will be voters choosing who they trust.

"As I say, the election will be about trust."

That's her response and dumbasses like you will vote for her thinking she'll bring about a great change to immigration even though she has no answers and avoided Niel's questions. Good shill. Don't think. Just do what your overlords tell you.

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>>127776400
Why won't you go away and leave us alone?

Many of us are utter social outcasts, just wanting a small piece of a culture that is now long dead.

Why do you want torture us with this persistent Marxist drivel? We don't want more shitskins, why can't you understand this?

Please go away, you are causing me grief

>>127776642
Corbyn is a closet etho nationalist

>>127774201
Shy Tories.
Nothing to worry about.
Absolute majority will be secured.

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>>127776448
labour shouldn't even bother in scotland, the SNP can provide a guaranteed 59 seats, more than they ever could when they were in control themselves

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Pity he has utterly erased from his nature, and joy he has never known. He has an ambition, bitter and burning. It is to rise to such an eminence that no one can ever again humiliate him. Not to rule but to be the secret ruler, pulling the strings of puppets created by his brains. Already some of them are talking his language—though they have never met him.

The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man’s hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was.

And why should we care whether the women are pleased or not?
Women's opinions are useless. -- If we win, they will support us anyway, if we lose, they will immediately switch sides.

>>127776400
Like what?

These are the few i can think of

>Unlimited immigration because our immigration "Isnt that high"
>Free shit lmao
>Diane Abbot "I don't feel British at all" representing us.

Honestly, I can't believe im not on the labour train already.

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tell me I'm pretty.

>>127776115
>look at this suffering individual and feel bad because socialism is totally gonna help

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>>127776690
>thecanary

JESUS CHRIST. Try harder please.

>>127776588
A King Harry wouldn't carry on like that.

We need a revolution resulting in his dictatorship.

>>127776814
no you

>>127776193
There are plenty of decent Brits too, but there are some who are bad eggs too, very bad eggs, but we did not write a book saying that the world belongs to us, and everbody else is a goyim or slave to them. 911 was kikery at its finest.

>>127776604
Sturgeon isn't standing.

She could be Lord (Lady?) Protector though.

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>>127776753
(you)

>>127776754
Nah, shy Corbynites m8. Are Jez won't even need a coalition in the end.

>>127775091
I just want the Tories to win so Brexit can go well and hopefully too much internet and NHS won't get destroyed in the mean time

Saving the NHS is more important than May's shit brexit deal

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>>127776352
Something for June 9th m8

>>127776965
(you)

>>127776754
>Nothing to worry about

But the Tories winning is something to worry about, they country will be fucked.

>>127776690
Why do left wing news sources criticise her for failing to lower immigration? Shouldn't they be celebrating?

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>>127776933
>Brexit can go well

>>127776840
I do think Harry would be decent as King actually. Would breathe some fresh life into things at least and the army would be 100% on-side. Charles and William will be as weak as Liz.

Where ARE all the good, charismatic Conservatives? Corbyn doesn't seem to be great but the Tories are making him look like Clement Atlee with how they're bumbling around.

>>127776840
y-yeah based Harry shagging wogs and playing football with downy kids.. he's make a great dictator. Get over the Harry meme, lad, he;s cucked. The whole Royal family are rotten and do not deserve to rule this country... unless they can prove themselves.

>>127774022
lol internet

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Though ’tis no wisdom to confess so much
Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
My numbers lessened, and those few I have
Almost no better than so many French,
Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
I thought upon one pair of English legs
Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
That I do brag thus. This your air of France
Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent.

>2017
>Not been able to recite 1200 lines of genius on command

>>127776965
all the extra hospital funding will just be cancelled out by the extra horde of migrants that will come

>>127776965
dismantling and rebuilding the nhs is more important than free tuition fees for the wealthy

>>127777048
t. yank untermensch

>>127777125
>the Tories are making him look like Clement Atlee
More like Michael Foot.

>>127776965
>implying we need the NHS

>>127777068
concern trolling - demoralisation tactic against her supporters

>>127777148
Those migrants are coming anyway.

>>127776588
Cuntish and right. Whatever bee you have under your flat cap I suggest you let it out now.
Before I invoke A V Dicey and start explaining all this, you may find this beneficial.

http://www.parliament.uk/education/about-your-parliament/mps-lords-monarch/the-monarch-and-parliament/

It was written with children and Americans in mind.

>>127774450
>Reminder this poll is unweighted to fuck

Have you seen the tables then? If so please link them.

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>>127774751
>>127775246
>>127775285
>>127775896
>>127776933
>>127777125
>>127777132
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127777068
It's more that they're calling her a liar but I do agree, it's odd.

It's like saying 'she promised to kill all blacks and didn't do that!!!11 lel she's pathetic why would you vote for her?!' while at the same time doing all you can in Parliament to stop her killing blacks.

>>127776965
One requires the other m8.

>>127777190
Michael Foot was a great speaker

And very eurosceptic

>>127777217
pretty hard to lower immigration when borders are racist

RWDS NOW

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>>127776965

>>127777277
And also led his party to suicide.

>>127776115
>What does Brit/pol/ think of this video on this disabled woman?
really nice apartment that is spotless.spotless! whos cleaning this shit?

>>127777273
There wont be anything to save under the Tories and immigration won't change regardless.

>>127776933
increased majority means May can backslide without the brexiteers in the party collapsing her govt. She will use a majority to essentially keep us is the EU.. Never trust a tory.

>>127776814
You're pretty

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>>127777147
England lives and marches on

>>127777075
Have fun being the only functioning organ in a senile body surrounded by former colonies begging for trade deals (in your dreams).

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"Hillary Clinton is expected to win by a 98% chance!"

Why are you still falling for it. It's propaganda meant to:

A. demoralize you so you don't influence anything.

B. "Sheep want to be on the winning side" and they hope to play your EGO so that you vote for the "Winner", thus swaying your mind to the other side.

Fucking anglos.

We must begin to form RWDS as soon as humanly possible

>>127777369
top kek

>>127777369
Destruction of the NHS will destroy our country, but sure, meme it up.

>>127776744
>Many of us are utter social outcasts, just wanting a small piece of a culture that is now long dead.

Hit me hard lad. So true even if I only just realized it. To Britain.

>>127777091
What does Harry even hold for opinions?

Why is the thread full of American vermin and corbynites? Is there another plebbit visit going on?

>>127777091
Bonus: He's probably not even related to Liz or Charles.

>>127777131
W-wogs? W-what do you mean?

Please no.

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We must begin to form RWDS

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>>127777511
Found picture of you m8

>>127777597
Probably.

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RIP Enoch

>>127777405
Crashing out of the EU without a deal = bye bye NHS

>>127776744
>want more shitskins, why can't you understand this?
But you're getting them whichever way you vote. The Tories will fuck up your internet, social care, housing and more. Plus immigration won't change. Vote for anyone but the Tories.

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reminder that a vote for the tories is a vote to cuck brexit

hung parliament = nothing gets done = all treaties with EU lapse and we're home free.

VOTE CORBYN SAVE ARE NHS

If Corbyn wins I'm converting to Islam lads.

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My entire primary school was 100% white. P1-P7.
My year in high school I had 1 nigger from Africa and 1 hapa girl. That's it.

I'm so thankful I wasn't raised in a shithole like this:

https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/867417596169256962

Imagine the fucking hell this little white boy must go through.

Corbyn will win, kek wills it.

Im a shocking turn of events he will shut down the borders and tell Angela Merkel to FUCK OFF.

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Heil

>>127777466
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>>127777615

What's life like as a GCHQ analyst?

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Together we have lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish. Guard that sacred flame, my fellow /pol/acks, until it illumines and lights again the path of mankind.


I bid thee lads goodnight.

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>>127777777

>>127777673
You know may is going to pay a huge bill to leave right?

>>127774369
Extract whatever food and water I can from the turtle so I might not die crossing the desert

>>127777227
Its confirmed to being using a methology used for the EU referendum, thats all well and fine when its a single national vote. But with FPTP involved it doesn't work at all one bit using it for 600+ seats

Agadoo-doo-doo push pinaple shake the tree

>>127777511
>Le only parts of British society that I care about are muh Paki NHS and muh BBC

This country deserves to die.

>>127776690

Aye and what's the fucking alternative mate?

>>127777755
Same. We used to put pencils in the nog's hair.

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>mfw people were unironically comparing Theresa May to Margie Thatcher less than a fortnight ago
It's amazing how much a party can self-destruct in only two weeks.

>>127777771
so close
>>127777815
a fucking LEAF as per usual

>>127777660
>>127777755
[sarabande plays]

>>127777795
>ywn live in the world where Labour accepted the Mosley Memorandum

>>127777912
lol

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>D-don't T-take away muh ENNN ACHH ESSS!

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>>127777609
>W-wogs? W-what do you mean?

>He doesn't know

That's her mother on the right

>>127777511
GOOD. GOOD. YES. GOOD.

>>127777869
I'd also like to save the internet and housing, but sure fuck that I guess.

>>127777585
Well he dressed in a Nazi uniform once which is kind of unheard of.

I think he's probably quite nationalist, almost certainly CIVIC. Likely very pro-Commonwealth

>>127777609
>Bonus: He's probably not even related to Liz or Charles.

This.

>>127777823
They could agree to every single EU demand and negotiations could still break down. Although most of that money is money that we would have had to pay anyway.

Walked past the food bank today and NHS nurses were tending to the exhausted food bank volunteers who had worked 27 hours a day on zero hours contracts in order to make up for Tory cuts to our NHS and had to queue for hours outside food banks due to increased waiting times and a shortage of police officers

>>127778073
Owen Jones reporting from his imagination there.

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>>127777660
It's actually staggering how much Enoch was right.
Literally everything. Everything. Everything he said would happen, happened.

Kind of like some other place I know.

>>127778073
But were you racist in Greggs and how much was a Freddo?

>>127776931
Dream on

>>127777067
Even the worst Tory government is preferable to the best Labour government.
That said, Corbyn is the worst Labour leader since their foundation. I hope they split.

>>127777585
He's killed pakis with 30mm and Hellfires.

>>127777927
Ironically if Labour wins it'd be a total inversion of Thatcher.
In 1979 people overwhelmingly thought James Callaghan would be a better prime minister, but that Labour were the worse party. By contrast Thatcher rated pretty poorly as a potential PM, but people trusted the Conservative party.

Corbyn trails his party. If he wins, he'd be Thatcher.

>>127777853
Yougov got the EU referendum within the margin of error, and uniform national swing has been generally an effective indicator over the years for seat numbers.

But you've completely jumped from one issue to another, without any evidence apart from your feelings.

>>127778039
May is a weak leader, she's going to fuck this up. She will win and we're in for such a cucking it's unbelievable.

>>127778170
>Trump never could've won against the establishment

But the poster was right

>>127778170
Actually compared to contemporary reality his predictions were rather tame.

>>127778221
Fucking up the internet, social care, housing etc is preferable to not that?

>>127777255
You can be left wing and concerned with the numbers of immigration.

>>127778025
>save the internet and housing,

Those aren't unique to Britain and wouldn't be solved under a Labour government. This country is a culture-less, brown, rats nest. Seriously, slash your wrists.

>>127777609
>Bonus: He's probably not even related to Liz or Charles.
no Diana met Hewitt 2yrs after Harry was born.

>>127778034
he's not political at all, he's just a civic cuck who probably has some light racist banter with his based Sikh bro, etc. Not leadership material.

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>>127778233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

its about time we had a rousing anthem

>>127778301
But he implied that there is an ethnic component to being a native.

>>127778374
I'm talking about Tories plans for the internet and housing, what's in their manifesto.

>>127778357
Not in modern British politics you can't. Everybody has fallen for the right vs left meme.

But I do agree, though that's not why they're talking about it. They're doing it to imply she's a useless liar. Which is true.

>>127778405
Just like every other squaddie.

>>127778456
Can you find the bit in the manifesto and copy it here

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>tfw hitler knew more about british politics than british people do

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>>127778228
He fucked them and they fuck us. Wonderful. Only they don't fuck him in his gated community, just us.

>>127778517
t. fat meek neet

Remember that our triplords are flowering at the moment. In this delicate condition a single (you) could shatter this centennial event and make this already endangered species extinct. Please think of the tripcunts before you reply to one.

>>127778427
>Enoch was the only person to imply that race matters

Read more, lad.

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>tfw you fall in love with a countryside on the other side of the world that has long since ceased to exist, that I have never been to
There's a german word for nostalgia of a home you never knew.

>>127778332
Yes.
This is preferable to commies turning it into unaffordable low-quality shit.
Vote Labour and you will become Venezuela.

>>127778249
I'm not disputing that, YouGov actually had Leave leading with this same methology. But as I said previously in my post, this doesn't work with FPTP and you haven't disputed that at all gookpat. Also still doesn't change the fact that this poll is unweighted, which doesn't help its accuracy. Don't understand where 'MUH feefees' come into it?

>>127778570
Read this https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

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>>127777609

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>>127778073
DEFO VOTING LABOUR NOW

>>127778723
Fuck off Germany, you can't say shit.

>>127778723
>hans suddenly had developed a spine
You're bong on holiday aren't you?

>captcha Rule Windsor

>>127778456
Move pakis into your house and spy on you to make sure you're not complaining about it

>>127778773
That isn't their manifesto. It's an Independent artice.

Why can you not identify the part where they say those things in their manifesto?

>>127778693
Of course he wasn't.

>>127778744
How can you say it's unweighted without the tables?

>>127778702
Move to New Zealand. Very similar.

>>127778426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiapyX287_w
THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH
AND TRAITORS SNEER.

(Incidentally if you want a metaphor for what's happened the left in general, compare that version to the unbelievably cucked Billy Bragg version.
>take a song about unity around the red flag
>make it about le racism xD)

What happened to that Sharia Watch lass who got arrested earlier?

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>>127778833
how the fuck is he wrong you dumb fucking commie

>>127778896
There's quotes in the article, are you dense?

>>127778405
>no Diana met Hewitt 2yrs after Harry was born.
I want to see the DNA test results.
A race between Diana dropping her knickers and a Jew picking up a dropped Shekel might be too close to call.

>>127778998
Not wanting internet restrictions makes me a commie? I'm voting UKIP lad. Fuck the Tories.

>>127778659
>he thinks I don't speak from experience

Utter state of anonymongs

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>>127779075
heh

>>127774022
>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses
It doesn't show anything, its a prediction, based on the presumption of a massive youth turnout. Unlikely

>>127779161
only 57% turnout isn't it?

>>127778723
>>127778833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20&t
Reminder that Hugo Corbez literally praised the economic policies of Venezuela.

I for one am going have a giggle when Corbyn pulls off a Trump-like upset

>media is against him
>polls are tilted against him
>Establishment figures despise him
>get elected and cause massive butthurt

probably will govern terribly just like Trump too

I think you could uncuck the royals if you had a pm that would walk into the first meeting and say "Your majesty, I intend to make you an empress/emperor again" how could they not be up for it.

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>>127779161
>Underestimating the yooth vote

its gonna put corbs in downing street m7

>>127778928
Because turnout hasn't been taken into account in this poll and hasn't even been done on a constituency by constituency basis.

>>127775959
the worst danger they pose is that if they are retarded enough they become muslims

Remember that triplords are so deprived of nourishment that a single, fat, juicy (you) will overload their digestive system and is literally poison for these majestic creatures. Allow them to remain unreplied to in order to preserve these unique gifts of nature.
>don't fucking feed the animals.

>>127779285
Yes, he's a moron. So are May and the Tories.

>>127778954
Nah m8, I love my sunburnt country. I plan on being buried in iron-rich red earth.
I just fear that Britain as depicted in Herriot's writings, green with quiet glory, will be swallowed in cosmopolitan swill and forever disappear.

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>>127774352
>tfw too dumb to realise it's not the 1950s anymore.

What happens if corbs wins the popular vote but may wins a majority

Lads, I think I've decided I'm going to actually do it and vote for Comrade Corbyn,

Let's face it, it's going to be springtime for NEETs and there can't be a more /comfy/ way to sit back and watch the country burn for the next five years that on generous Corbyn-tier bennies.

There's no finer blackpill than voting Labour and getting to spend the next five years getting /comfy/ as fuck spending every day drinking cheap piss-quality lager and laughing at the state of the country. The madman will actually nuke the economy and provide some GOAT-tier happenings. Not to mention finally end the pull factor for migrants, no-one is going to want to come to a basket case economy to settle in and the pakis will start leaving when the gibs dry up.

The Internet started it's life as being Restricted and will end it's life as being Restricted also

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>>127778967
>there's only one red flag i'd unite around

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I read that Corbyn was going to give NEETs free girlfriends. How do I vote!!1?

>>127779291
>>127779285

>>127778570
>>127778773
>>127778896
It's quoting sections of the manifesto you mouthbreather

https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf

>And we will take up leadership in a new arena, where concern is shared around the world: we will be the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet. [pg 38]
>Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet. We disagree [pg 82]
> We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally
– to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm [pg 79]

What excuse do you have being this ignorant in a politics thread?

Oh and if you want a laugh, check out pg 56-57
>Gender and Race Pay Gap

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Welp, I'm about 8 hours away from crashing out of uni in disgrace. What kind of jobs can you get with decent A-levels and zero working experience of any kind?

>>127779455
Could lead to actual mayhem, would be fun.

>>127779554
Tory manifesto writer.

>>127775460
>here will always be a Shy Tory vote
>pollsters can't reach them

Which is it? If it's something that ALWAYS happens, then you can factor it in.

>>127779455
>the pakis will leave
No they won't.
>GOAT-tier happenings
The EU will drag out the nations death for decades
>the country will burn
It will be a quiet meaningless death.

>>127779447
we laugh

>>127779554
Leader of Labour Party

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>>127779291
>media is against him
>polls are tilted against him
>Establishment figures despise him
>get elected and cause massive butthurt
none of those things are true, leaf

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Vote Labour or Brown will be round to smash your fucking face in

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>>127774022
Ok, we will spend more effort and do a even better effort then, it is the only valid reaction

>>127778833
Venezuela

>>127779539
Anyone that supports the Tories with this because Brexit is fucking cancer.

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>>127779554
just apply to resit the year, besides, once are Jez gets in you can go back to uni for free anyway.

>>127779554
>What kind of jobs can you get with decent A-levels and zero working experience of any kind?

Level 4 Apprenticeships + Armed Forces

>>127779618
Pollsters probably think they've taken it into account in their polls, but most likely they could still just be missing out that extra few percent or so.

>>127779521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xF_srFYb_Y
Forget flags, I just love me a good tune.

Also this came up when I searched for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjvSTfUuU-c
furries are weird

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>>127779531
>read that Corbyn was going to give NEETs free girlfriends
There's already a queue.

>>127779887
where are they taking them?

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>>127779754
>Armed Forces
Wouldn't even mind tbqh but my mum would probably hate me. Still, might consider it.
>>127779731
Whole reason I'm failing is because I hate it lad, never should have gone in the first place.

>>127779554
just sign on at the yobcenter

>>127779642
Nothing higher than 2Es and a U for that i'm afraid.
>>127779554
Could go into MoD or armed forces, you could pass the officers test so easy, it's a peice of piss. I passed it with a good grade during y10 work experience and i'm not even that clever.

>>127779618
It's surprisingly difficult in statistics to deal with a bad sample, and bad sampling was the main problem the BPC report focused on. Various companies have now put on much more aggressive weightings, and some people are worried they have over-fixed the problem. For example Yougov now (alledgedly) show a 4 point gap, while ICM are showing a 12 point gap.

>>127774534
Interestingly enough i was thinking the same thing yesterday at work

>>127780055
>my mum would probably hate me.
y tho

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>>127779531

>>127780046
Where do you live? If it's comfy then probably there.

>>127780084
Ha. The Tories fucked that too, it's a disaster now.

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>>127779844
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjvSTfUuU-c

>>127776767
If Labour don't stand in Scotland, the Unionist vote is just gonna swing behind the Tories. As it is, SNP are gonna lose 4-6 seats this time.

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>>127780055
>Whole reason I'm failing is because I hate it lad, never should have gone in the first place.

BOI

lots of people feel like that at uni, don't drop out, you'll be okay~

>>127780055
Did you get dragged in I assume? The government has the mentality that anyone and everyone should go to Uni when that is simply retarded.

>Some people are academically inclined and thus should go to Uni

>Some people are more practical and better going into a trade or the forces.

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>>127779337
Good luck with getting a job!

>>127779570

I expect London riots-tier shit when the gibs dry up if we get another fuck off huge recession in the next five years. Probably good ones too if they open the doors to more rapefugees, the far right will chimp and provide some great happenings and hopefully a few more MPs getting Jo Cox'd.

Not to mention from day one the right-wing media establishment and entire City is going to be fighting WWIII with McDonnell and his Treasury team. You know those kikes will pull anything they can to nuke the economy and make re-election impossible in 2022.