Holy fucking kek. News coming out about Trump's farts

My dad does this all the time it's just a dad thing to blow nasty farts

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>>127773590
Grow up newfag

This sounds very much so like important news. Was this CNN or Buzzfeed?

>>127774020
>tfw when no dad alive to blow nasty farts

>>127773590

If i was Trump Id fart on her too

>Oh Donnie, blow one bigly into my face
>*BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPFFFT*

>>127774349
CNN, as reported by Buzzfeed.

>pol defending farts

thanks for proving once again that this place is The_donald 2.0

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>>127773590
>anonymous sources
>no link

>>127773590
You have to go back, shiteating shill
Saged and reported

Blatant sage

farting is caring

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>>127773590
TWO TOOTS

Kek
Trump has the best farts

Your entire existence is cringeworthy.

>>127774349
Is there any difference in the two at this point?

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>>127774913

>>127773590
Secondly reminder she swatted away his hand recently. Nacho Farts

>>127774867
the fuck dude you dont know what you talking, my dad does that shit too and its disgusting, thank god my parents divorce when i was young, i dunno why for some reason i would find it awkward , very traumatizing to me
my father is a sub human anyway

>>127775185

Sponsored by Washington Post

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>>127773590
TRUMP IS LITERALLY GASSING JEWS

>>127773590
stop trying to make me like trump, i can't take it. I'm just a quiet minarchist happy to hate everyone involved with bureaucracy and you fucking idiots keep giving me all these reasons to like this fuck. goddamn it.

>>127779766
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
I CAN ONLY LAUGH SO HARD

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>>127773590
reminds me of of something...

>>127773590
>MSM brap posting

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>>127779766
oh kek

>>127779766
MY MAN

>>127773590
BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

Not kidding: the rumor in D.C. is that Hope Hicks has been his mistress for the last 4 years

>>127779766
Wew

>>127775262
>nigger actually believing the story and not taking a moment to defend farts

>>127773590
>Master race genetics
>Billionaire
>Genius IQ
>President of the most powerful country in the world
>fart jokes

Malania Trump : " Is this the best that I can do?"

>>127784335
probably

>>127773590
God, this is even more childish than all the micropenis propaganda about Hitler.

How are the jews so incompetent yet so effective at character assassinations?

MELANIA GOING TO BE DEPORTED LOL

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>>127773590
Fun Fact: Hitler used to do this at dinner parties. No one dared say anything because he's the fucking leader of the Reich. But everyone noted it down in their diaries. Eva was not impressed.
>inb4 the left remember this fact and start pulling out the Hitler meme to the most pro Jew person in the west.

Pic semi related in regards to Hitler. His farts were so bad that they could be smelt in Shanghai by the SNLF during the battle for the city who ensured all soldiers wore gas masks when word reached them that Hitler farted. This is 100% fact and not mainstream (((media))) tier bullshit.

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>>127773590

>>127773590

When you see how there are people today who will just blindly believe this without a second thought it really activates your almonds about those stories how Hitler had a micropenis or one testicle or whatever

Ketchup and burnt steak farts

Trump is banging Hope Hicks. He has been tagging her for 4-5 years, allegedly

Burgerclaps finally have a leader who's as well-behaved and dignified as they are.

>>127779766
HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>127779306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5__rWswzbo

you f-fuckin r-racist

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>127785378
>they could be smelt in Shanghai
VX gas was actually distilled from hitlers farts, true story

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>>127773590

farting in a hot girls face is the most alpha thing u can do tubehonest

>>127788336
one of the prime ingredients in sarin gas is derived from hitler's farts

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>>127788105
So this... is the apex... of African civilisation... WHOA...

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>>127773590
The smell of success...

>>127778981

I miss him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcci0C95tA

>>127773590
>(((anonymous sources)))

I totally believe you!

BBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!

>>127773590
this shit can't be real

FARTS DAVE?
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
LOL.

>>127788767
yes, there are rumors that trump once visited with their shaman parpers shortly before the start of his meteoric rise

>>127789600
well done castizo, you are fitting in really well, and do not have to go back

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>>127773590
>Trump's farts
CNN tomorrow

What did Trump really mean by his flatulence?
What message is he trying to send?

Brings on Russian interpreter to translate the fart.

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>>127773590
Why is Trump's ass so massive and fat? Can someone make him do some exercise and reduce his baked bean consumption?

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>>127773590
>No source
>No article
>Anonymous "sources" AKA some random fucking faggot on 4chan creates a thread

Get gassed.

>>127790070
ONLY. ROSIE. O'DONNALL!

>>127773590

>and feels he has made himself look a fool

He's has made himself look like a fool. He's acting like a child. I'd be fine with him acting like a goddamn child if he managed to keep any of his promises. Instead we are getting tiny little table scraps instead of the whole enchilada, while white men everywhere are pretending to still be nervously supportive of this no-talent assclown and the ReKEKlican party.

PS I voted Hillary; it was the tactical choice. She would have tipped us over the edge into a full blown civil war/right-wing death squads scenario. It was our only chance. Now we have this dementia-laden Cheetoh in charge. He should step down and put Kush-dog in the driver's seat. At least we'd have some real happenings to bitch about here on /pol/.

>>127784335
>master race genetics

dutchovengate

>>127773590
Tracking his farts. Is nothing sacred?

DOOONNNAAALLLDD BRRAAAAAAPPPFFTT

>>127785378
A side effect of the vegetarian diet. I've heard modern vegans are really gassy too.

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>>127776693
kek. you only gonna give me one lil toot?

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>>127790048
great, now how can i go back?

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>>127790432
(you)

>>127791332
you must visit the great african farting masters, they will have the answers you seek >>127788105

>>127773590
>sources

Names or it didn't happen

>>127790432
DRRRUMBBBPPFFF BTFO!!!!!

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This story doesn't fit past behavior. I mean, recall during the infamous "schlonged" speech, Trump repeated how "disgusting" Hillary's long bathroom was.

>>127791803
*bathroom break

>>127773590
sounds like a typical marrage or a relationship lasting longer then a year

but i bet half the people on this site wouldnt know that

>Anonymous sources

K, keep me posted

You know who else farted and shitted his pants uncontrollably? Adolf Hitler. Think about it.

Fake sources again is it?

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>>127779766

HOLY SH

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She's just too weak willed to fight back in the honorable competition

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>>127773590
What they (CNN) leave out is that his farts smell like decomposing veggies.....which is a good thing.

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>>127779766
Kek

>>127773590
The pee story was better

>>127795021
ikr, they are going after his balls now through his wife, as if they know what shes thinking.
>wins president
>wife hates him

what a load of crap

>>127790070
Men dont need to feel shame cause as long as theyre rich there will be a long line of models wanting to marry you.

>>127773590
kill yourself shill rat