Brit/pol/: Black Pill Edition

>>127768951
Always use archive.is on blogs with a reputation for trash journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

If there was an Anglo version of ISIS would you lads join it

Need to replace the guardian link due to the retarded Norse bot.

Right said fred all of us together one each hand and steady as she goes

>>127769113
Of course not, Officer.

>>127769130
Testing: https://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2017/may/30/theresa-may-bores-britain-election-labour-hustings

>>127769113
Only if they worshipped norse gods

>>127769113
Hi GCHQ

>>127769113
the only virgins in this country are under 14, no thanks.

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>tfw you get on a deep one and nobody's around

After a lot of careful consideration i have decided to vote for labour.

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>>127768951
Brit/pol/ Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/MKeXpg

Why would I vote labour, I do not want mass immigration, I do not want a huge debt and even more borrowing.

WHY

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>seeing normies posting Corbyn clips on facebook

my solace is living in a very safe essex tory seat so their votes mean fuck all

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Corbyn is going to win, trust me
Don't waste you vote lads, bet on the winning horse

im watching Paxman interviewing Corbyn right now and Paxman is being so fucking bad.

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>>127769397

>>127769397
hard to argue with lots of free stuff

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Still on my heinz baked beans and rice diet, lads.

Haven't noticed any weight loss yet.

What's the standard view on Enoch Powell over there? Does the BBC revile him and the media curse his name or is there a little more reverence?

>>127769397
Carefully consider whether you should look before crossing the road

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What actions might Diane Abbo take if she were out Home Secretary?

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nth for still voting UKIP despite being in CON/LAB swing seat

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>when the crippling depression kicks in

I HATE MY LIFE DESU

>>127769418
>implying Tories don't do mass immigration too

Nothing will change.

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>>127769497
Nice. Getting prepared for Corbyn's communist utopia.

>>127769113

Must be a quiet night in Cheltenham.

>>127769448
If that actually happened we'd need another election before the end of the year, yes?

>>127769580
I don't even want to think about it bloody hell.

>>127769532
He's barely ever talked about it and Joe Bloggs has likely never heard of him.

>>127769533
but the conservatives a re bigger fucktards

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>UKIP WON'T WIN A SINGLE SE-

>>127769497
>Beaked beans
Sauce is basically liquid sugar

>rice
If its boiled its fine but also carbohydrate so don't eat too much

How much exercise are you doing?

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Why are the milkmen so dumb
They sent this to the strongest leave area in Greater London

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>>127769636
At least tories reduce the pull factor by giving them less benefits

>>127769722
?

>>127769532

His name is like the British equivalent of 'Hitler' for shutting down discussions. Even though we had Mosley who literally shit the bed and ended up cosplaying as 'Britler', most people haven't even heard of him.

>>127769448

The same yougov whose polls are based on a youth turnout of 84%.

>>127769532
Everyone hates him except your Dad

>>127769532
What do you think mate? He's a bogeyman figure for the 'modern, tolerant and right thinking Brits'

>>127769580

mass importation of Africa

I've finally fucking snapped

>>127769580
get a maths tutor.

>>127769722
which seat?

>>127769418

To SHAKE SHIT UP.

And also because TREESA wanted to take your nan's house and give it to her banker mates just because she forgot to buy hob-nobs.

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>>127769532
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127769580
Kick farmers off their land and give them to refugees to run instead.

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>>127769855

>>127769580

Resign.

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>>127769341
>he's STILL posting the same attractive but thoroughly-degenerate BLACKED bint

>>127769852

Story time

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>>127769113
Would that mean a bunch of Arabs will pay us, train us, and arm us to fight their proxy wars, only this time Israel doesn't benefit?

>>127769719
>but the conservatives a re bigger fucktards
thinking they're both not playing to their master's wishes.

>>127769799
Who outside a subsection of the British anti immigration right knows who he is anymore
Hitler is our Hitler

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bros i need a good fat alcoholic mason andrew neil anecdote.

got any ?

snort snort

vote tory goy

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Seriously though

Can we consider May as the most useless dick fucking wanker in British politics?

Has she taken the mantle of the biggest choker in political history of recent British memory?

>>127768951
It's inevitable. The tories have fucked people i nthe ass for too long. People want to go back to the 50s and 60s and they want the socialist policies that go with it like nationalisation of key industries. And they're willing to put up with feminists and gays and immigrants as long as the economy is more fair to everyone.

>>127769766
Or just increase the crime factor once they get here.

>>127770067
It's a sad fact. Mosley was without a shadow of a doubt the best political speaker in British history.

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>>127769714
>>127769823
>>127769855
>>127769945
Be scared. Like it or not. The Tories are a safer option, this time.

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>>127769532
Probably about as famous as Huey Long amongst normies, I'd guess

>>127769852
about what?

>>127769418

Do you never get bored living under this shit show of a government?
The only things that change are social policies getting taken away, more terrorists attacks due to lack of police and long NHS waiting times because of lack of funding
We even had to go through 2 days of IT failures because Cameron didnt want to pay to update the NHS IT security

The conservatives are running the country like its a company about to go bankrupt, cuts cuts cuts and no investment.
Be a patriot and vote for some real change

>>127770009
>he's STILL posting the same attractive but thoroughly-degenerate BLACKED bint
link?

>>127769752
Sugar isn't so bad, it's 20% RDI per big tin.

Salt content is worse, salt is 40% RDI per big tin.

I have two bigs tins and two Tesco's boil in the bag rice, nothing else. My RDI is fine.

>How much exercise are you doing?
Just walking my dog about an hour a day.

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>>127769418
Because, deep down, Corbyn hates the EU more genuinely than May ever will. Neither of them truly wants a hard Brexit, but of the two, Corbyn is more likely to deliver it than May.

>>127768067
Kind of but no because Corbyn would give them the referendum based on them joining a coalition. That's my assumption anyway.

>>127770067

Mandy having a miscarriage on the chippy floor won't know who Enoch is but anyone who's 1% switched on will. Lefties at least know he was 'le bad tory guy who wanted to murder jamaicans', see Russell Brand's 'pound shop enoch powell' bit

>>127770216
I'm not voting for any of the cunts. Let it all burn, drag us through the nigger shit, for that is the only thing that will wake these docile pricks up.

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>>127764695
>>127764903
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>>127765990

Yeah I realised right after that post how reddit it was. le /b/tards do an epic raid xd.

Seriously though, it got me thinking. If you guys specifically here on brit/pol/ had to pick a handful of the books that have shaped your ideology the most, what would they be?

I know most of us here got the way we are through other means than reading oldfag literature like some toff cunt. All of us have experienced what shitskin hell is in real life. Some of us live in it everyday.
And most of our political opinions have been shaped through means other than reading, whether it's shitposting on /pol/ or listening to fashy podcasts.

But maybe some of you actually do read.

If so, what would you say are the definitive books that have formed your worldview? Books that have either initially red-pilled you, expanded and solidified your beliefs, or have had a personal affect on you? Could be fiction as well I suppose. Reminder that LOTR is an allegory for Catholic white european supremacy against shitskin heretics.

My top 3:

1. Mike Cernovich - Gorilla Mindset (changed my life and made me an Alpha Male BEAST)
2. Milo Yianoppolus - Dangerous (exposed who the REAL homophobes are)
3. Trump - Art of the Deal (made me a billionaire lad)

Seriously though, I think I was full blown sieg heil before I started reading proper stuff. I had a few books here and there from cuckboys like Peter Hitchens. I'd still recommend "The Abolition of Britain" to people on brit/pol/ though. Gives a good historical background for our modern day hell.

My views were shaped through others via listening to countless hours of podcasts. I've since read all the obvious books you'd imagine, really just to refine my views and understanding. I guess I'll give a particular mention to Culture of Critique. I was a bit iffy on the Jewish Question beforehand. Kind of thought it had some truth but was mostly an overblown conspiracy theory.

Cote Corbyn, paint Britain FUCKING RED AND FUCK THE EU

>>127768951
>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses
Just as Hitchens warned, iirc.

Anyway my ideal outcome for this election just hit me: Tory losses hit remoaners ideally, bringing us to a hung parliament with the Conservatives ahead and Lib-Dems as kingmakers by a really narrow margin.

Lib-Dems abstain so Theresa May stays on as PM, but to get anything done at all in the timeframe for the Brexit negotiations agrees to give the SNP a second independence referendum, meaning their MPs are too busy preparing and campaigning to get seriously involved in commons business (especially that for what will "hopefully" soon be a foreign country.)

Take out the Scottish seats and the Conservatives being miles ahead in England gives them a majority of like 50 over all other parties thanks to SNP abstention.

Alternatively, I mean, hung parliament does nothing and hard Brexit lmao.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIdbAZfnwzM

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>>127770143
Calm down, old chap. I've no idea what on Earth you're blabbering on about.

>>127769689
No. LAB would form a coalition with the SNP, GRN, LIB, PC and NORN

Is Jeremy corbyn going to win? I like Theresa may, her and Trump go well together

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a voice in my head just told me to vote tory

what did it mean by this ?

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Corbyn is pulling a Bernie

FREE SHIT

can't wait for him to lose by 15%+ cause none of the students actually voted

>>127769580
She can hardly do much worse than May's rampant attack on individual privacy carried out during her stint as Home Secretary.

>>127770294
Google 'Barbara Palvin Lewis Hamilton' just for starters

>>127770399
Good bait lad.

Fucking idiot

>>127770313
>Corbyn is more likely to deliver it than May.
Who is Labours Brexit secretary and which side did he support?
Who is the Tories Brexit secretary and which side did he support?

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>>127769355
>the only virgins in this country are under 14
They used to be. Now age is not a barrier.

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mummy ?

>>127770440
nah probably not

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>>127768951
>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdjkLIEtVl4

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>>127769397

Daily reminder that if you don't draw a Swastika in ever box on your ballot paper you can get to fuck

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>>127770443

>the express
>free PEDOMETER
>savile sex ring

nice

>>127770466
The student turnout will be high. Not as high as older people, but probably 10-15pp higher than 2015.

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no mummy no

>>127770363
Fuck mate. It's too much of a risk. We've no idea what Corbyn and his Marxist crew would get up to if in government. They could bring Albion to it's knees, by which time it would be too late.

>>127770523

any context to this image or are you on the wrong board?

>>127769418
Because (a) the Conservatives would do literally the same thing and (b) there's a fuckhuge financial crisis coming.

Also (c) Because Theresa May wants to fuck the internet harder than a well built arabic man wants to ... [REDACTED]
>>127770520
Brexit Secretary is a meme position created ex-post-facto.

>>127769448
Yougov will never recover from this

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daddy ?

>>127770688
Maybe this is the guy who said he'd snapped

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>>127770527

>one eye on the slags, one eye on the kebabs

>>127770466
inshallah

>>127770523
No one cares.

>>127770675
Bring on the worst, I say, for after the battle we will emerge better men.

>>127769448
That poll is unweighted, mate. Doesn't account for things like voter turnout. Disregard.

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How is Theresa May so fucking useless? I will fucking laugh so hard if she doesn't get a majority, even though Brexit will be fucking RUINED and the country will go to shit.

>>127770537
Can you please stop posting this paedophile shit in every single fucking thread lad?

We know. Everybody knows that government is full of nonces. But repeating it continually does fuck all.

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>>127770466
CHECKED

>>127769448

If this turns out to be accurate what options does May have apart from necking herself?

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>>127768951
the real reason for mass migration and the migrant crisis is coming to light, media beggining to talk about it

>>127761626

>>127770827
I bet you hear that a lot

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daddy ???

>>127769580
Try and import as many people as possible, the highest number she can think of.

Somehow even after repeating that number 12 times, bashing the keyboard like it's Jeremy Corbyn's... Enough of that thought, it's half of what May imported during her time in that office.

>>127777777 coming up soon goys.

>>127769617
Have you watched the film Control, anon? It might finish you off, but it is very good indeed.

I wonder how closely Hiroshima works with the Intelligence services, <3 baiting GCHQ

>>127770834
You're a braver man than me. I believe we can still reform. Maybe I'm deluded.

>>127769689
>>127770434

Yes we would as SNP+LAB+LD+PC+GRN would not put you over the top and the DUP etc are not going to side with Labour and SF do not even take their seats.

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>>127770780

Where are the worst places in England to live lads? That Sean Bean programme got me thinking.

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I live in a house with a flat underneath me and the dumb cunt just set his kitchen on fire and smoked me out. Turns out he was on drugs and the guy a street over is a drug dealer. I can't be having druggies and drug dealer in my neighbourhood. I'm going to get my neighbours and myself to complain to the housing about them, but in the mean time what games shall I play with the scum cunts? Anonymous creepy notes on the door? Weird pictures glued to their windows? Give me ideas for fun.

>post yfw Labour majority

>>127768951
Watched the Patriot on Memorial Day. It was great watching the reenactment of y'all getting your asses handed to you! NEVER FORGET!

>>127770856
>Implying the country isn't already shit
>Implying Brexit under a (((Tory))) globalist government will put a stop to us going further into the shit
>Implying I give a single fuck who wins anymore
>Implying I wouldn't actually prefer the Greens to win and destroy what last vestiges of Britishness remain and fill this country to the brim with paedophiles, third-worlders and cunts

>>127771036

Rochdale/Bradford/Preston/Tower Hamlets / Luton / Leicester

Places like that.

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>>127769113
Absolutely.

If you replace the bombings anime marathons and beheadings with waifu competitions.

Praise be to Satania, slap all those who insult her.

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>>127771061

>>127771043
>I'm going to get my neighbours and myself to complain to the housing about them

Your police won't do anything?

>>127770298
How many calories is this?

>>127770963
yes it was shit
joy division are overrated its just an accurate depiction of depression

>>127770983
Could they form a minority government?

>>127770216
If you aren't prepared to take a leap in the dark you're already a dead man. We know where the Tory path leads, it leads straight to hell.

>>127770675
"Almost nothing" because even if he won a Blair-tier overall majority, half of his own MPs would be disloyal Blairites with more in common with the Conservatives than with him.

Why the fuck can't you just kidnap Nigel and force him to run again?

>Just walking my dog about an hour a day
Fair enough maybe add some weights and pushups/sit ups. It all takes time lad wont happen over night

>>127770858
sounds like something a nonce would say

vote tory nonces everyone. by nonce do you mean tory child fuckers backed up by tory pussy boys mi5 mi6 ?

>>127770983
I disagree that the DUP wouldn't side with Labour.

>>127771036
Most of London, Bradford, Manchester, Blackburn, Rotherham, Boston, Leicester and Brighton

>>127771231

The Tories could but it would never work not with Brexit, neither would a Labour coalition minority government.

You'd need a brand new election basically immediately.

This is not a shock.
People who save and sacrifice to buy their own homes are the conservatives. They are workers, they earn and all they've been doing is paying taxes for everyone. The big corporations aren't the poor aren't and the fucking scroungers and claimants re sure fuckign aren't'

Despite all this, the one thing they've thought they could have is their house.to pass onto their kids. Now it seems even that it took away. It, not just a dementia tax. It's a tax that any old person is going to be scared of. If they are incapacitated in some way and don't die for years, they'll see all their hard work turn to dust.

They've had enough. Labour is pie in the sky stuff. But if they are going to pay for everybody and borrow the money then fuck it, they'll have some of that.because why should they get something if everyone else will.

No Labour won't win. But Conservatives aren't going to get the majority that would have completely crushed labour once and for all.

I blame May for this debacle. She should have known that shafting her biggest supporters were a schoolboy error and taking her lead for granted was another.

>>127771358

>I disagree that the DUP wouldn't side with Labour.

Well you're a complete idiot then.

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>>127769614
UKIP aren't standing in my seat

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vote tory goy...

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>>127770761

From Wiki:

>Heath never married. He had been expected to marry childhood friend Kay Raven, who reportedly tired of waiting and married an RAF officer whom she met on holiday in 1950. In a four-sentence paragraph of his memoirs, Heath claimed that he had been too busy establishing a career after the war and had "perhaps ... taken too much for granted"

>His interest in music kept him on friendly terms with female musicians including pianist Moura Lympany. When Heath was Prime Minister she was approached by the Conservative MP Tufton Beamish, who said: "Moura, Ted must get married. Will you marry him?" She said she would have done but was in love with someone else.[89] She later said the most intimate thing Heath had done was to put his arm around her shoulder.[90]

>Bernard Levin wrote at the time in The Observer (overlooking that two other prime ministers—William Pitt the Younger and Arthur Balfour—had been bachelors with no known romantic interests) that the UK had to wait until the emergence of the permissive society for a prime minister who was a virgin.[23] In later life, according to his official biographer Philip Ziegler, Heath was (at dinner parties) "apt to relapse into morose silence or completely ignore the woman next to him and talk across her to the nearest man"

This is how some of you lads will end up if you're not careful.

You best get yourselves down the pub at the weekend.

>>127771297
I've never voted for the Tories, never would.

>Implying Labour MPs don't fuck kids too
>Implying Labour aren't shilling for more migrants who will rape kids
>Implying raping children is a party policy and not just a pasttime of rich old cunts who need to hang themselves

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>mfw there are literally people on brit/pol/ who on June 8th will go to the Paki s(whistle)hop to buy a packet of fags(whistle) and s(whistle)emi-s(whistle)kimmed milk before going to their polling s(whistle)tation and voting for the Blairite "Cons(whistle)ervative" Party when I could carve a better party out of a banana

wow thanks brexshitters, even ISIS would've voted for it

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/isis-brexit-news-eu-referendum-result-praises-response-islamic-state-daesh-political-crisis-crusader-a7109781.html

>>127771210
If you think it's shit then it might be best if you just get on with it lad.

>>127771183
Having someone dealing drugs isn't something police view as an emergency, nor is having shite neighbours. The housing are more likely to give a fuck though if I organise a mass complaint from the neighbourhood. The police are regularly at the house that I just found out is a drug dealer and they're yet to do anything to him. So I'm just going to drive them out myself, gonna start with a bit of harmless creepy fun at first until the housing decides how they wish to act. If they don't do what I want them to I'll start making the druggies' lives hell until they fuck off.

>>127771183
Police aren't really interested in drug users in this country, but the housing will kick him out for next to nothing.

t. ex-housing lawyer

>>127771497
Was he gay or an autist?

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>>127770466
It's more like the Tories pulled an inverse Bernie.

"NO FREE SHIT FOR ANYONE EVEN IF IT FUCKS US OVER IN THE FUTURE"
[coffin dodgers cheering]
"INCLUDING OLD PEOPLE, WE NEED THE POWER TO CUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IF WE WANT TO"
[coffin dodgers jeering, throwing walking sticks and nappies.]
"..b..ut...strong and st..strong and stab...le...government?...m...muh..ental...health? [autistic screeching]"

Given we're demographically doomed and all, can I not just enjoy having a gook gf whilst it all goes tits up?

>>127770898
???

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>>127771061

>>127771358
Should just flush this country down the fucking toilet desu

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stop talking about tory pedos goy it has no business in a tory pedo fag 4chan thread silly goy

vote tory

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>cash out of ETH at $190 yesterday
>it's $233 right now

Anyone else fuck up?

>>127771497
Heath was a nonce

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>>127771701
A gay autist paedophile (and a traitor)

>>127771701

An autist homo nonce by the looks of it.

>>127769113
No, Anglos should be pushed out of the United Kingdom. Finish what King Arthur (pbuh) started.

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Imagine being this cucked as a country.

>>127771509
This, all parties are filled with perverts, politics seems to attract them for some reason

>>127771427
Nah you're right, they wouldn't. But the rest would which leaves LAB with an extra 10 seats if SF decide to take them considering it's Corbyn and they can use that as an excuse.

That puts LAB on 331. Without SF they'd be on 327

>>127771269
Yes but they would be in favour of PC, mass immigration and other social policies.

>>127771938

SF will never take their seats as they won't swear allegiance to the crown, propping up a Corbyn government is not incentive for them to betray their ideals.

>>127771777
Nice numbers there chap.

A lot of this country could be cut out and sent to Pakistan and it would make no difference to anybody's way of life.

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>>127771895
People say brexit was only about immigration

>>127771895
Youre literally one level below them you fucking nonce and probably will reach them with Corbyn faggot

>>127771792
how much either have you got or did you cash everything?

>>127771895
>when the club you founded now controls you

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>>127771061
I'd honestly be slightly glad just for the hilarity of the situation.

>call on people to avoid a coalition of chaos with jeremy corbyn
>they give jeremy corbyn a majority because you were so autistic you managed to break the kinnock effect favouring incumbents and blow a huge poll lead DURING the campaign, making heath's 1974 stunt look well advised by comparison.

the single most retarded statement this week on r/uk

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6e2ulu/saying_no_deal_is_better_than_a_bad_deal_with/

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Your daughter comes home eating a kebab, and says she's the owner gave it to her for free……. What do?

Wouldn't Sturgeon have a lot of cheek to try and get a second referendum when her party would literally be in power in Westminster?

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>>127770313
honestly might be true, but you're mental if you think that he can do anything against his party's (((wishes)))

>>127770399
fu. also pic related is the original

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nonce in english means child fucker murder
silly goy

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>>127771895

>>127771830
>t celtcuck

Anglos are the master race anyone other race are subhumans who need to be thrown in the channel ocean

>>127772122
I'd gladly shoot every last one of them.

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>>127771895
Serve's the fuckers right for giving the bird to good ol' Geert

>>127772086

Yep, our government ignored the Brexit referendum and if you think we are getting Corbyn I'm afraid you've got another thing coming. Have fun never electing a Republican President again once Texas turns majority non-white.

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>>127772086
Calm down, old son. Looking for some attention, are we?

>>127772122
Immediately fire bomb the place while the staff are on shift.

>>127771895
That's fucking disgusting.

>>127772043
That's fair. Still gives LAB the majority and if all refuse to work with the Tories then I'm not sure what happens.

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Imagine being this scummy as a country.

>>127772045
It'd probably improve our way of life if anything.

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>>127772086
Where's your muslim travel ban?

>>127772216
Yeah I just wanted some (You)s t b h

>>127772202
>Have fun never electing a Republican President again once Texas turns majority non-white.
I give it a few decades tbqhfampai, states like Texas flipping is a meme right now

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>>127771081
>implying we're anything like the same country

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>>127772272

>>127772305
Was talking about the pakis desu but you're right it would make Britain better. Plus we'd have some fucking huge lakes which would be /comfy/

>>127772264

Well it's a silly situation and just not going to happen but keeping 2 parties happy in a coalition is hard enough, 5 would be insane, and the SNP would demand so much it would all collapse within a week.

If May wins then internet is ruined and we may not even be able to access sites like this anymore?

>>127769466
He really is a shadow of his former self.

>>127770009
Yfw you will never be the butt of that rifle resting against that firm succulent titty.

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>>127772086
How's that wall coming along?

>>127772438
You won't even be able to get on youtube. They're planning to replace it with a new kind of internet.

POO

>>127772122

Send her back out for a munchy box.

>>127772086
>says the guy that elected a fucking meme into office who sucks up to the jews so much he's basically one step away from changing his name to Donald Goldstein

DOWN WITH THE GLOBALISTS, DRAIN THE SWAMP!

OY VEY, NEVER MIND, THE CHINESE INVENTED GLOBAL WARMING

Just lmao to be honest.

>>127771941
All policies they have in common with the Conservatives, more or less.

>>127772129
No, because there'd never in a million years be a formal coalition agreement. A party can vote alongside you in the commons without a formal agreement. (This was also the idea in 2015.)

If you had say 290 Labour, 300 Conservative, 50 SNP, 10 others, then even though the Conservatives are the larger party the SNP could vote to put Labour in power even though they're not the biggest party, so long as you can get over 323 seats voting for you to be prime minister.

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Bants from are business secretary

>corbyn will gib me gibs
>corbyn will make my money worth less

>tfw having an election debate in /britfeel/. Again

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>>127771814
If you're a disabled boy being dragged up a flight of stairs to a nearby flat, you better make sure your care provider is a reliable Tory supporter and a personal friend of the PM and Royalty.

>>127771043
get your faggotty cricket bat and go break his knees ya daft cunt

So no Brexit then?

Thanks for surrendering us to the Germans on a silver fucking platter, you bunch of nannies

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>>127772088
Sold with the intention to buy back if it dipped. Still doubled my money in only like 3 weeks of holding so I can't complain that much.

>>127772743

Are 95% of them Corbyn supporters?

>>127772784
>Waffleland
NON-COUNTRY

>>127772555
If she wins is this new internet guaranteed or do the people still get to vote if they want it?

>>127772745
>>127772745
What gun is that?

>>127772664
no he said dealing with them is - there's a huge difference

>>127771185
888 rice and around 640 in beans, so around 1,500.

>>127772864
Parliament will vote on it and it will still go to the House of Lords, but that's all tradition. It's in the manifesto so if the Tories win it's going to happen.

And the Tories WILL win.

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vote tory you dumb fucking goy we love you

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iT'S TIME LADS, RISE UP AND DEFEND THE HOMELAND

>>127772745
I wish I could find this video on youtube again, I like the audio for how the guy says that prayer when he fires it

>>127772759
Holy fuck, he couldn't even try to run away the poor sod.

>>127772664
He's not wrong, though. It's simply a statement of fact.

>>127772664
desu this is an attitude i actually prefer to the "give up all your rights to stop someone blowing up a bus full of pakis in shoreditch" mentality.
deport the pakis, sure, but fucking hell we survived airplanes trying to level our cities and now we shit ourselves because of the absolutely minuscule chance some random lunatic might try something.

and then we get hit by a bus because while we were scoping out that paki shop owner sticking up a sign about milk being 50% off, we didn't realize the lights had changed.

>>127772434
You're right. What happens though if the Tories don't get a majority and LAB can't easily form a government?

Do we have another election or what?

Negotiatins with the EU cannot possibly begin under those circumstances.

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Liz has got the right ideas

>>127772770
No, no. I'm not going 0 to 9000 that quick. I want to give the proper channel a chance first just so that I can say that I tried and was let down. If nothing happens through the official methods I'll take it in to my own hands, but for now I just want to play fun games to annoy them and I want some ideas. Harmless shit that induces paranoia.

>>127772972
>implying i've not got an assault spoon sentry on every street corner for a mile around my neighbourhood

>>127772717
The pound is severely overvalued anyway.

Devalue, import less and build more at home.

>>127773003
you know that's a girl in that wheelchair

>>127772820
The loudest and most annoying ones are.

Is there a reason Neil nor Paxman brought up the dozens of tories under criminal investigation when interviewing May?

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>>127772129
yes that's her whole thing, though

>>127771036
>Birmingham isn't on there
thanks desu

>>127772939
what's the difference? either way he's saying big city = terror attacks, which doesn't seem to be true, right?

>>127772679
At least there are some dissenting voices in the conservatives. And you will never hear them describe places as being hideously white, like the New labour types.

>>127772956
Please no...

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>>127772972
I'M READY TO GO!!

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>>127772895
>>127772986
a big one

>>127773119
Isn't there that one based Labour guy who's pretty redpilled

his name slips my mind, iirc he's old as fuck. It's not skinner.

>>127768951
That yougov prediction is utter bollocks. It's based on their polling predicting 80% turnout for the young.

>>127773040

The party who gets the most seats gets to have a go at creating a coalition first, but it would collapse on both sides as the SNP can not prop up the Tories in any universe.

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>>127772646
Daddy, here's your Munchy Box. The nice Indian boy, and his seven friends, gave me a lift Home

On the off chance that Labour did win and maybe form some kind of coalition with the SNP. I wonder if it is punishment for Brexit? It amazes me that something like Brexit was able to succeed in the first place, so it is possible that there would be a conspiracy within establishment politics to try and quietly quash it. Right up until we won, I assumed that the referendum was simply a way of making the UK look like a democracy, so when I watched the results come in, I almost couldn't believe my eyes. Sure there are top "Brexiteers" in charge of it, but they have been politics long enough to know that there is always an agenda above your own. May also talks a lot of talk about leaving but I still wouldn't be surprised if she flopped.

I'm scared lads, have we won the battle only to lose the war? I refuse to be blackpilled, but the cynical side of me is growing more suspicious of all of this by the day.

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>>127769617
>tfw one minute you want to kill yourself and the next you feel fine

Don't smoke pot every day brit/pol/, shit fucked me right up

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>>127773198

That was survation but yeah, it's complete bollocks.

It has reddit salivating though funnily.

>>127773176
Get yourself a nice ARX lad, these things were made for shooting pakis

>>127773009
But it SHOULD NOT be part and parcel of life in a city and we shouldn't be expected to accept that. This is fucking England, not Syria. Getting yourself slotted should be part and parcel of being a terrorist, but it's not.

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Give me (You)s

>>127773107
>>127772939
one implies that nothing can be done to prevent them while the other implies an effort to prevent them while dealing with the few incidents that slip through the cracks

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>>127769113

Shitposting aside

If this hypothetical organisation would mean I would be amongst fellow Brits who are willing to fight and give their lives for the sake of their blood and soil...

Well I dream about that kind of thing every so often. Every time I do so, I get angry that no such thing exists. And I feel ashamed that the totality of my efforts amount to shitposts on fucking brit/pol/ and it fucking depresses me. So thanks for bringing up these thoughts a few days ahead of schedule you cunt.

I can't think of anything more honourable and fulfilling I could ever do with my life. Imagine for a second being a heroic Allied WW2 soldier, and all of the supposed glory in which that entails.

Now imagine instead of some Kike war, you'd be fighting in the most Just war that has ever existed in European history. There would no ho higher calling than this. I'd give my life in a heartbeat for it.

This is why until something changes, imo the Sweden YES meme is bullshit, and we're the most cucked country in Europe. At least Sweden has a group like Nordfront that people like myself could be part of. Instead all I get is giving a fucking sympathy vote to UKIP in a week. Fuck it all.

For this reason, (and disregarding the barbaric child murdering shitskin aspect of it), I can understand these Paki fucks that go off to fight with ISIS. It must be pretty fucking gratifying to not only have a belief so powerful that you're literally a religious zealot, but to have an outlet to fight for that belief.

TLDR: Thomas Mair, Dylann Roof, and Anders Breivik were top lads tbqh famalan

p.s. MI5 if you read this the whole post was satire. I'm actually making fun of the evil racists. 100% IRONIC SATIRE

>>127773239
A S I A N R A P I S T S

>>127773100
Because if you're talking about this:
http://www.democraticaudit.com/2017/05/17/the-electoral-commission-was-not-at-fault-when-it-investigated-tory-election-expenses/
You're out of date son.

>>127773321
here you go

>>127773199
No I know that, I'm asking what happens at that point.

But going off that, is it conceivable that the SNP could join the coalition on the basis that they get a referendum? I would guess at no since the two parties are so incredibly different and the fact that it just wouldn't work, but I guess it gives the SNP a final chance.

Though in that situation it's most likely they would use it to meme the Tories into weak and wobbliness

>>127769113
>1PBTID

Really made me think

>>127771497

The issue isn't virginity as much as being a boring mediocre twat

Christ, there really is GCHQ in this thread isn't there?

>>127773315
Whether it should or shouldn't be, it clearly already is.
Syria has this shit daily. Shit public transport is a bigger problem in our cities than terrorism.

>>127773415

Tories couldn't so it would then go to the next biggest party. If they can't form a coalition then it's a new election.

>>127773421 >>127769113

White sharia

>>127772132

fucking top lad. I was looking for the original. Holy shit though, I knew about the Mein Kampf she has, I've only now just noticed her pillow as well.

>>127773100
Mate they didn't even bring up the gaping holes in both of their manifestos. Neils interview was too short and Paxmans was a waste of time.

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Repeat after me: LAB+SNP+GREEN+LIB COALITION

>>127772759
that picture is terrifying.

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>>127773333
nice digits. either way, that's what people are criticising, there seems to be lots of cities that don't have muslim terrorist attacks

>>127773198
What counts as 'young' these days?

>>127773618

Which gives you 321 seats...

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>>127773455
No, but there is this guy who resembles De Niro in Taxi Driver

>>127771497
Seems we have a fine tradition of wizards in leadership.
Keep at it britpol. I know one of you might make it into number 10.
>Rimmer 2027!

>>127773618
That's a fucking horrible future to imagine

>>127773043
That's a fucking change then eh

>>127773618
still doesn't make 326

>>127772864
He's bullshitting you based on a shitty independent article that quoted fucking buzzfeed as its source.

>>127771792
Mate. I was trying to get approval when it was £80.

I finally got it when it hit £180

>>127773455
Based on what posts?

>>127773500
Yes, but shit public transport isn't going to get you blown up now is it? There's a rather big difference between being late to work and being splattered all over work. It's okay to expect some infrastructure issues in a big, complex, country such as public transport issues and the like. Not terrorism though, that's never to be expected or tolerated.

Terrorism is war, being late on the bus is not.

>>127773649
18-24

>>127773649
18-24

25 is the cut off point of when its acceptable to be a lefty

>>127771269
I'm going to be laughing at you momentum scutters when Tories win. You will slink off quietly to your bedsit and cry about the wasted oppportunity for muh immigration

>>127773695
Add Plaid and some other memelord.

>>127773649
18-24?

Theresa May is shite lads let's be honest

>>127773069
Wrong

>>127773198
*57%

The survation poll was 80%

>>127773766
That one post asking people to join an Anglo ISIS

>1PBTID

>>127771682
Which side of the profession? There's a fair few lawyers posting on britpol that I've spotted. I keep wondering who else at the bar I know on here.

>>127773855

>>127773293

>>127773387
Oh ok then. So that's that.

So why do people keep bringing up all these political noncing allegations then?

>>127773618
They'd have to include Sinn Fein and Plaid aswell. The coalition of chaos meme would be fairly accurate.

>>127773040
It's not going to happen. This seat analysis looks like bollocks. Yougov has the Tories 7% up over labour, 6% last time was a majority for them.
And that poll has 80% youth turnout, which is fucking bollocks as it's above 35-45 turnout.

>>127773415
Would even Labour have any interest in that? I mean, Labour doesn't want another referendum either, do they? Might as well just tell the SNP to sod off, go for another election, and hope to win an outright majority, especially considering how Labour's strength has been growing of late.

>>127773697
I hope they fired them at pakis.

>>127773788

It's never acceptable to be a lefty. You mean tolerable.

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>>127773855
>Caroline

FUCK OFF TRIPNONCE

>>127773526
Jesus Christ lad. I fucking know that. I'm asking what happens after neither party can form government. My assumption is that the Tories would continue to run the country and the Queen would call for another election at a time of her choosing but I'm not sure.

NEW

>>127774022

>>127774022

>>127774022

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>>127773455
She's watching everything you post.

>>127773702

Not a chance in this day and age. Women's vote too strong

>>127773415
It's doubtful the SNP would agree to abstain (they don't have to vote for the Conservatives, they just have to not vote against them.) since it might damage their left-wing credentials too much. That would let a Conservative minority government struggle onwards.

>>127773526
Strictly even if no coalition is possible you can sort of meander onwards, like Wilson in 1974A. (he wasn't legally obligated to call another election later in the year, he just did so for political advantage + to actually have a point being PM.)

>>127773767
The question is, what matters more? The fact I'm late every single day thanks to decades of underinvestment, or that if I rode the bus 24 billion times then statistically, one of those times the bus would've been blown up?

Terror attacks are infrequent, the civil liberties we surrender to "prevent" them are not.

>>127773733
>>127773695
Add in 6 from NI and you're now in the gulag for daring to oppose Corbyn

>>127773947
Nah just get a few Tory defectors and maybe an independent. You'd only need Ken Clarke.

>>127773931
Because the CPS binning it didn't make for a very good story and only about four people on here read the paper.

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Does anyone know of a youtube channel that has been uploading Peter Hitchens material lately? I mean recent stuff Peter Hitchens has done that I can sort by date, not one of these shit tier channels that uploads interviews and radio shows he's been on that are like 5 years old.

>>127768951
Is democracy failing?

>>127773947
>>127773618
Actually could they actually have Sinn Fein as they boycott their seats in Westminster? Could they if Corbyn were to offer a referendum on N.Irish independence.

>>127773618
Lib-Dems are the wildcard. I don't see them easily slipping into Labour's arms.

>>127774188
I do. After their last coalition with the Tories, they're not going to go right again.

>>127773293
Either way that prediction is complete dogshit right. Yougov needs to go bankrupt really, they did that on the day 55% remain poll on the 23rd of June too.

>>127774030
I wish the royal family would just run the country instead.

>>127774111
>The fact I'm late every single day thanks to decades of underinvestment, or that if I rode the bus 24 billion times then statistically, one of those times the bus would've been blown up?
That rare chance of being blown up is more important. Because there should be no chance. You argue like a far lefty, you use the same tactics. We're done.

>>127774188
You 'avin a laugh?

Lib dems would easily cuck themselves for any party just to gain power

>>127773793
where the hell did you get the idea i'm from momentum?

voting UKIP.

>>127773961
The turnout is wrong across the board for that. I'm talking about hypotheticals, I've got £150 on the Tories winning so it's clear what I believe will happen.

>>127773973
Corbyn would allow the SNP to have another referendum if it meant they got into power. And without the SNP LAB have basically no chance of getting a majority.

Worried online right wingers might be radicalizing me lads