Brit/pol/: Jungle Fever Edition

>>127764217
Please use archive.is on sites renowned for trash journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/ohssa <- theguardian.com article

any NOTTS lads here

https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/869664396611641344

And, like clockwork, the papers are bigging up the frightening idea that Corbyn could be PM.

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The wrong Hitchens died.

Poor Farron isn't given enough of a platform.

Queers fuck off.

>>127764353

>The wrong Hitchens died.

based youtube comment bro

London Debate on BBC1 rght now lads. Abbot fucking up spectacularly.

Corbyn did very well
May did ok
Paxman was fucking AWFUL

What the hell happened to him?

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>>127764407
i will never forgive him for priti

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on fire desu

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VOTE UKIP

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SHAGS

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He unlocked Amber rudd

>>127764414

*lifts your shirt*

f-fampaii?!

>>127764349
Here we go again , it's like a repeat of 2015 ...KEK

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>>127764353

>>127764468
>>127764505
CIVIC
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>>127764217
All this "corbyn carcrash" stuff reminds me of the Trump campaign. "Corbyn can't recover from this one! (says increasingly nervous man for 5th time this year)"

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSer1V_-u_LhqXLa4-xPeCrycYIqy8ss75X3RcaFPZMkODRnCg/viewform?usp=sf_link


>/lit/ is voting for their top 100 books
>you haven't yet voted for Mein Kampf and Oswald Mosley books

here's the results so far:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1K_aanz5Q8Czs0aNA2G_ZtnIwYolN7uk3m_h5N1RLhso/edit#gid=1193738395

>>127764353
le fasicsctssszz :^))))))

>>127764415
don't bother with education by the time you finish it if you started at 20 you will be almost 30 with no money and no work experience. you need to do a career in construction or something

>>127764695
I'll bet my left nut that garbage Gravity's Rainbow will be in the top 5

>The Labour leader stayed on the webchat for less than 20 minutes after arriving late. He signed off by saying he was late for a train, writing: "Thanks Mumsnet - I am running to catch a train and get a seat! Really sorry I couldn't stay longer. But please have a good look at For The Many, Not The Few, it's a rattling good read!"

What a fucking retard.

>>127764660
>not unlocking priti

>>127764234
Don't listen to this retard, I prefer knowing what the sites are before clicking on them.

>Corbyn goes full on White Man's Burden

what a tard

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>>127764695
>Mein Kampf
>A good book

>>127764217
There is an epidemic of muslim pedophile rape gangs in Britain. The government is complicit.

>>127764786
>construction

no... if he has got the intelligence he can go back to uni

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>>127764353
His death was an unfortunate lesson in the dangers of frivolous degeneracy. RIP, but his lifestyle lent itself to his early death.

So with all these concerts and things how much money might each Manchester victim be getting?

>>127764669
Indeed. I think there is a certain extent to which someone becomes so drowned in shit and scandal that an extra load on their back does nothing to change public opinion. In contrast, sometimes the scandals can strengthen the candidate as their supporters get to cry "fake news mainstream media !!1!!!!".

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Doner meat and cheese sarbeni?

Or....

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>>127764353

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>>127764943

Munchy box?

>>127764943
That looks horrible.

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Any suggestions for a comfy podcast or youtube video?

Preferably Hitchens.

Jokes aside, what does brit/pol/ think should be done with nonces?

About a year ago my dad was found guilty of downloading a large amount of cp (didn't actually do anything with kids physically, it was all just on the computer). During the trial we found out that he'd been diddled multiple times as a kid and had also had depression for the last few years, but that didn't stop the local papers from ignoring all that information and running with hit pieces on him. Mum divorced him (understandably), and he had to move town because people were threatening to beat him up if he showed his face on the streets. What do you think should be done with him? Prison? Death sentence? Or treat it as a mental health issue and get him the counselling he needs? Naturally I think it's the last one, but I'm biased.

>>127764695

No

>Richard Littlejohn - You Couldn't Make It Up

fucking pseuds bunch of commies anyway delete the whole board

>Song Liar Liar, all about Theresa May, hits number seven in the midweek charts while Ariana’s track One Last Time makes it to number three.

Liar Liar, by London band Captain Ska, was released on Friday May 26 and is a less than glowing review of Theresa May’s work as PM, just ahead of the general election at the beginning of June.

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Lads, got home from work today to find out my pet had been hit by a car. Poor things dragging his back leg along the ground….oh my mistake. He's fine.

>>127764353
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS WAS A HERETICAL CUNT

>>127764924
Cultural enrichment is priceless.

>>127765004
So will your inbred children, you cousin fucking paki

>>127764943
>>127765000
>wanting diarrhea this badly

>>127764557
KEK

>>127764916
if he couldn't even cope with GCSE what makes you think he'll be able to do that + A Levels + uni without dropping out

>>127765014
'Why I like Putin'- Hitchens

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So what are her chances of winning the seat, then, chaps?

>>127765090

Actually laughed

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>>127764917
>ywn do a photo shoot except with Rimmer wearing those skimpy little knickers

>>127764841

Pynchon seldom does interviews. Hardly ever. But he did one decades ago about Gravity's Rainbow and he said he literally canot remember writing most of it he was that fucked out of his mind on drugs.

Nominated for a Pulitzer.

Literary criticism inn a nutshell. The first third of it is nigh on unreadable.

>>127765014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvC30BKPFRM

Includes conversation about Teletubbies.

But if that fails, find a Charlie Rose interview for someone you're interested in.

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May I ask lads why there is a legit paki ITT?

>>127765140
My children will look better than your never to exist children.

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>>127765014
Not Hitchens but I'm rewatching Civilisation documentary series. Gives me a similar sense of dread for whats lost and that most people don't care.

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>>127765143
>diarrhea
Weak.

brit/pol/ discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/NpGARTd

>>127764925
And I think they are starting to, now. The media is so rampantly pro-business, that they have over-targeted him and made him a total martyr in many people's eyes.

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>>127764451
isnt he that fat alcoholic bbc reporter who go's to the same masonic lodge as 4 repopted pedofiles and a number of tory conservative mp's

snort snort

>>127765090
GO BACK COCKPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127765043
If Corbyn wins I'm gonna be so fucking mad just because Captain Ska (what kind of stupid dyke name is that) will be happy and claim that their bottom of the gutter music 'changed history'.

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>>127765224

>>127765194
Wonder if she got a cheeky kiss from mummy

>>127765256

I've only seen the first two of those, they hit me hard. I should watch the rest but I don't want those feels.

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>>127765035
>Richard Littlejohn

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>>127765224

>>127764468
>>127764505

Perfect.

How can Corbyn be this level of mong?

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>>127764407
Kwasi will unlock your wife's knickers mate

>>127764451
TVS, Coast to Coast and Meridian Tonight. The local news stalwart.

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>>127765256
>>127765175
>>127765234

Very nice suggestions thank you all, goodnight!

So what are you lads going to do after Corbyn forces a hung parliament and the tories spend 5 years gridlocked as a minority government?

>>127765229
>The first third of it is nigh on unreadable.

Wait are you saying it stops being shit after 300 pages? Because that's as far as I got.

>>127764560
He also won University Challenge.

>>127764669
True, but more complex here because the anti establishment candidate, Corbyn, is also massively pro liberal, social justice, orthodoxy.
Corbyn also seems to target urban, young, multicultural demographics more, as Clinton did.

>>127765590
>things that will not happen: the post

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>>127765362
On her forehead without lifting up her fringe beforehand, I hope.

>>127765255
>My non existent inbred children will look better than your non existent children
Nice logic there Ahmed, I bet your Mum and Dad are also brother and sister

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>>127765590
Laugh and laugh and laugh

>>127765256
had to watch that for a college history course, great series man. That said going deep into history is an easy way to slip into permanent cynicism.

>>127765642
I will have children in the future, you will never have them.

>>127765000
how much for that lot?

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>>127765320
it is hahahaha Andrew Neil fat alcoholic bbc reporter who go's to the same masonic lodge as 4 repopted pedofiles and a number of tory conservative mp's
what a buch of fucking ratbags you are Andrew Neil fanboys hahahahahahaaa

>>127764695
Think you're looking for the yanks on this board mate

>>127765320

pls explain

>>127765600
If anyone asks what Gravity's Rainbow is about, just say "It's a retelling of Moby Dick from Captain Ahab's perspective"

>>127765600

The rest of it is all over the place but it's at least readable in parts whereas the start of it is like chewing concrete.

If the Tories think they can halt Corbyn's momentum (pun intended) with 100 more red-tabloid IRA stories, they're fucking wrong. Anyone who's seen populist campaigns by now ought to understand, but Lynton Crosby and Nick Timothy don't.

Mummy May might literally Hillary herself, and it'll be glorious to watch.

>>127765537
he's a labour member

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>>127765636
Theresa May is like Clinton with the final dregs of charisma skimmed off.

She's losing.

>>127765641
You'd feel cucked if it was anything more?

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>>127765633
Keep in mind that the media dynamic is almost the opposite, over here. Whereas the tabloids are blatantly liberal in the states, they are primarily conservative here, making Corbyn a leftist Trump figure.

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Are lefty tunes allowed on brit/pol/ if they're catchy af?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzT26P4IUqk

>>127765590

probably just get on with life as usual
before eventually dying in a cultural enrichment fireworks display.

>>127765697
No your wife will likely have a still birth and my future wife will give birth no problem

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>>127765706

>>127765874
>No your wife will likely have a still birth
Not likely at all.

>>127765014
Murray delibgpole podast

>>127765812
I wonder if the Tories could get the Lib Dems to cuck themselves again and join a coalition. Wouldn't get them to a majority as things stand, but it would help.

>>127764695
Cant stand /lit/. Loads of Yanks sucking off that twatty cunt with the bandana.

>>127765256
comfy but he's too Christian and bourgeois for my taste.

Why are you STILL backing the NHS?

It's literally a system designed by Labour to benefit the boomer generation and it will continue to do that until your standard of living is on its knees, and you'll end up paying for it anyway once point of entry charges and premiums start being added because of its "unsustainability."

This madness has to stop. It's the cancer of our country.

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>>127765590
Hypothetical question - can freshly-elected MPs cross the floor to allow an opposition party to form a majority?

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Jeremy "The Labour Man's Burden" Corbyn

>>127765943
HOLY shit Murray has a podcast?

MAXIMUM comfy

>>127765917
>Wife/Cousin
>Not having a still birth
Pick one Rashed

>>127765981
If Farron has a single teaspoon of context he wouldn't take them up on a coalition. If he does it's going to be the final nail in the Lib Deb coffin.

>>127766078
My wife is not my cousin

>>127765812
>labour
>257 seats
Utter rubbish.

>>127766017
Not without causing enough outrage to warrant a choice of by-election or political suicide.

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Andrew Neil kek do you want me to tell you what restaurants he goes to ? what masonic lodge ?
maybe you can stand outside and ask him for an autograph.

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>>127766127
No, but your cousin IS your wife Ahmed

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>>127766015

>tfw people think it's the NHS or *nothing* and there's no other way to plan for a healthy populace

>>127765014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

>>127766238
That is not the case though.

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>>127765996
You're in luck they're making a new modern version that celebrates more diverse cultures

>>127765821
It's the perfect balance. Close to the lips so it's intimate. But on the hair so there is a slight distance so that mummy is still on a reserved status.

>>127765805
>>127765812
How do you think history will look back on this half of the decade if Corbyn pulls an upset? imagine trying to reconcile a supposedly right-wing decision to leave the EU with the public promptly voting in an unrepentant gommie
>>127765981
the coalition is what nearly destroyed the Lib Dems in the first place, doing it again is the equivalent of political suicide

>Mr Corbyn was also accused of failing to answer serious questions, such as one about antisemitism, instead choosing to write two paragraphs about biscuits.

>>127766281
You can talk like that I’m no little man no little bo peep bro No I’m no bro. Don’t fuck with me you don’t want to fuck with fucking… me. Bro I ain’t no little man bro I’m bigger than you I’m like 230 and I’m fucking taking supplements don’t talk shit bro in the morning fucking please, you’re messing with a fucking internet celebrity you’re messing with a guy who’s been with pro bodybuilders you can’t run your mouth if I been and went pro. Bro I am cut I’m on supplements, br.. look bro look bro yea bro you can talk all your fucking tra…. Shut up bro shut the fuck up shut the fuck up bro please shut the fuck up. Bro I don’t think so I used to take martial arts and I have the proof to show it I used to be MMA bro, amateur league and I’m a… Yea my body n.. bu.. will you tell him to stop running his mouth in this gym, please or else theres gonna be a war in here. Don.. don’t talk to me bro please I work hard I work my arse off I work 6… He better shut his mouth or there’s gonna be

>>127765362
KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

ALL MUMMYPOSTERS WILL HANG

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I'm campaigning, getting my family out to vote and the rest.


If Corbyn wins I'm emigrating.

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>>127766127
Sure thing Hassan

>having kids

Mad cunts the lot of ya

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/869662208892030976

>>127766132
>f-fake news!

It's yougov. If anything they have a slight tory bias.

This is happening, comrade.

Best case tory outcomes are a John Major tiny majority, or losing entirely so Lab have to take the ensuing economic turmoil.

Lads I'm pretty depressed about the latest polls.

>>127766187
What's a masonic lodge?

>>127766300
I just don't think that Christian liberalism and tolerance is the "end of history" as he did, and he was wrong anyway.

>>127766339
>/pol/ has a job interview

>>127766187

Earlier you thought Fred Dineage was Neil and you haven't epxlained anything.

Either cough up the data or fuck off.

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>>127765251

>>127766389

don't worry the greens are gonna storm it

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>>127766375
This guy gets it.

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Who /glumbucket/ here?

>>127766353
At least one of his wives is his cousin.

>>127766389
Try to stop being such a faggot and perhaps things beyond your sphere of influence will cease to depress you.

>yougov poll was conducted using a ''''''''new methodology''''''''

>>127766187
Neil isn't on that pic though? Are you than lad with schizophrenia?

>>127765812
bear in mind for this poll that the methodology used also predicted a Leave win in the Brexit referendum so its probably accurate

>>127766469

topkek

Stop being mean to the Paki, lads. He is staying in his country.

>>127766332
>be american
>be a braindead faggot

of course

>>127766456
Think there would be too much damping for this to work properly as a Newton's cradle 2bh

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>>127766354
>wilfully ending your genetic line which dates all the way back to the beginning of life itself

How did you accept such a depressing and worthless role in the existence of our species?

>>127766573
they assume that young people will vote because they say they vote. Remember Brexit, when they went to #Glasto instead?

>>127766332
Trump's victory and Brexit were driven equally by the rejection of the hegemony of culture, and the hegemony of capital. Right-wing populism can address the former but it has no realistic answer to the latter. The left atleast tries to make one up.

>>127766651
And meddling with ours, asking us to vote Corbyn so he and his has an easier time coming here.

>>127766573
https://twitter.com/ptr_yeung/status/869667740281442304

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>>127766352
>voting

>>127766605
Yes no questions are not the same as elections.

>>127766557
I only have one wife.

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>>127766570
Hm. You're right. Fuck caring about this country I'm a Comedian poster now.

>>127766015
The NHS is the one thing left that hasn't been destroyed and gutted.

Which is why people will irrationally defend it at all costs.

>>127766707
It's in my genetic make-up to accept my destiny as a defect.

Not everyone gets to carry on, that's just the way it is.

Is anyone else starting to feel that this "Labour poll bounce" is at least part-way contrived and that a couple of the tory fuck-ups (particularly the elderly care thing) was a deliberate tactic in order to shuffle off complacency amongst anti-labour/corbyn voters?

All the increase in labour vote share comes from is an increase in young voters saying they're definitely likely to vote, and a lot of polling companies just use what people tell them to weight the votes (which is retarded) instead of comparing how different age categories voted in previous elections

Further, agencies like ICM are still reporting that it's >10% gap, there's a huge discrepancy between a number of the polling agencies

Tories must have known what the social care thing would do and they've gotten hammered in the right-wing press...but now I'm seeing a reverse effect starting this week: papers going mega-shill because of the threat of corbyn

Yougov is now saying (and it's being reported in The Times) that the conservatives are on course to fall short of a majority by 12 seats. Which is clearly bullshit

So basically my theory is that tories deliberately damaged their polling lead as they saw numbers that showed that it would reduce turnout significantly. So in order to counteract that they harmed themselves in order to drive it up...if that makes sense? Meanwhile, the papers are bigging up bullshit polls with highly questionable methodology

The only thing that makes me doubt this is that I highly doubt May et al are smart enough to play 5D chess

>>127766832
Eddie?

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>I never thought I'd miss you
>I thought we'd always be friends
>We said our love would last forever
>So how did it come to this bitter end?

>>127765838
>they are primarily conservative here
perhaps, I'd say the daily mail is centrist though they may tend to support the tory party rn
also, corbyn has the backing of all the liberal elites, the musicians and actors and shit.

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Wtf I love corbyn now
But really why the fuck did the lib dems think it was a good idea to send this leaflet to a leave seat

>>127766071
https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

>>127766820
sure but the methodology is generally better than most out there currently

>>127766332
Corbyn is promising to enact brexit.

It'll be reconciled by saying that the public decided that a woman who's too scared to go on a TV debate and who gets laughed at by crowds isn't going to command much respect in EU negotiations.

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>>127766516
Who /cumbucket/ here

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>>127766869
Credit him when you quote him.

>>127766127
Saying this like it's some great accomplishment and he is to be applauded

>>127766071
No, he appears on it.

There's a yt channel called the Murray Archives, though.

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>>127765732
Andrew Neil a shill bbc reported thes pussys are fans of. an alcoholic scumbag mason who reports unbiased journalism on his fellow lodge members.
kek

https://strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

>>127766899
CCHQ is full of spastics, May is a mongoloid who is only PM because no one else has the bottle.

>>127767003
I said it because he said she was

>>127766605
I haven't heard of this Brexit poll. YouGov got the Scottish indy vote correct (45-55) but this?

>>127767082
I agree but they do have Lynton Crosby on side

>>127767060
No spoiling ballot option?

>>127762194
I used to drive a Mastiff 2 PE.

How's the bus anyway?

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>>127765251
Maybe he's checking if his munchy boxes he sells are competitive, or whether he can just fill the box up with chips and put donner meat on top to hide the chips?

Alright lads? Anybody fancy coming to this with me?

https://www.excel.london/visitor/whats-on/the-autism-show

>>127766998
Hitchens isn't the only one to come to this conclusion.

Also I genuinely forgot he said it at some point.

>>127767177
that looks fucking grim, mate

>>127766974
I really wish someone other than May were PM.
The Tories should have picked David Davis or some other proper asshole.

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>>127766898
You're generally supposed to try though, as is the inherent drive of all life and the sole distinguishable purpose of existence.

>>127766998
I love this gif

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>>127767112
apparently it had been tested out during then and had always had Leave ahead

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This poll using a new 'complex model' is absolute bullshit

Just look at this scare/smear front page the Times are running with

>>127767207
You quoted him word for word.

>le £350m nhs bus meme

Fucks sake

>>127767177
Can people stop posting these disgusting things?

Lads what are the chances of Mogg becoming the next speaker?

>>127766242
>if it's not NHS, then it's inevitably pay 1 million pounds to fix a broken leg and poor medical service and you will die

Every time these faggots come out with that false dichotomy when you insult their precious NHS

>>127767177
no ones arsed about munchy boxes or cheesey kebabs pair of mongs

>>127767269
I think I'm broken. I didn't get the effort gene.

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>yfw Dianne Abbo will be Home Sec within the fortnight

>>127767256
Call me Dave rekt him in 2005 tory leadership contest unfortunately. Davis making a frontbench comeback of sorts at this point is amazing in itself.

>>127767390
Zero. The next speaker will be from Labour.

>>127766828
How many goats do you fuck/own?

>>127767390
(((Bercuck))) said he wants to stay until 2022 today, so not massively likely

>>127767318
Ask yourself who it benefits for The Times to publish this poll on their frontpage

Oh, Christ, what if the end result is a Labour-SNP-Lib Dem coalition?

>>127767356
Prove it.

>>127767514
How many Africans have fucked your sister?

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>>127766828
Which one is she, Panjeet? Also, are you waiting for your next wife be 7 before you propose?

>>127767572
That would be the most dysfunctional Government ever

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>>127767323
It's this all over again
Crosby is making sure people turn out

Is TONUSER still around?

Or did he actually kill himself?

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>>127767323
>Jezza as PM with Sturgeon deputy
>Brexit cancelled
>Trident scrapped

How many seats are the DUP set to get? Could they throw in with the Tories?

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Wtf is this soppy shit

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I've nothing to contribute I just want to say hello.

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>>127767572
mass suicides and emigration

>>127767511
Please God no. Imagine Diane Abbott, they'd have to get the Speaker's chair widened and she'd only let black trans gay disabled muslim women MP's speak.

>>127767535
I thought he was supposed to go in 2019...
Sad!

>>127767692
Christ, I remember him.

Archive says his last post was November so R.I.P.

>>127767746
red flag, block her

>>127767746
two mental patients?

>>127767060
votecucks BTFO

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>>127766590

yes my schizophrenia is i think most of you cunts are pure scum that i wouldnt give the time of day to :)

and andrew neil the shill bbc reporter alcoholic mason was on the first pic i replied to.

whats wrong was it something i said upset you ?

do you need you mummy ?

>>127767722
Trident is already paid for isn't it?

>>127767746
who are you talking to, m8?

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>>127767686
Honestly The Sun is the most hilarious paper in the world and I'm glad we still have it

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>>127767777
Digits ffs

>>127767746
You're wasting your time.

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>>127767748
Hello!

>>127767633
I don't have a sister abu

>>127767572
I called this the day she announced the election. LAB will work with everybody to form a government. Including PC and GRN

>>127767595
Give me a few minutes then. It was on QT but I'll have to find which one.

>>127767746
Say the best horror stories start with the moon as well. Piss her right off

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>>127767746
She wants your dingdong badly. Moon cycles apparently coincide with minge cycles, take from that what you will

>>127767801
It's convention that it alternates between Labour and the Conservatives. If we are lucky it'll be Lindsay Hoyle.

>>127767912
then your mother

>>127767318
hmm

I hope it takes into account the very important regional dynamics in Scotland and Northern Ireland.

>>127767746
She wants you to moon her soft lad

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>country is irreparably fucked
>nobody is willing to talk about the problems let alone solve them
>wife doesn't want to migrate
>stuck here in the final days of Rome

>>127767746
Show her a picture of your arse

>>127767824
Yeah, he was that nutty Farage-loving Estonian who wanted to move here.

Kept spamming the brit/pol/ with his UKIP images.

>>127767879
>What do we all have in common?

They should all leave?

Torn between wanting to see the Blairite purge, but not wanting dickhead kids to be able to waste tax payers money "studying" media studies and French for free

>>127767692

he popped in to confirm he was alive ages ago, dunno where he's gone since. It almost seems weirder if he just dropped it and went back to normal life in Estonia

>>127767915
Wait, though, wouldn't the SNP be betraying its nationalist supporters if they entered into a UK government? Or, at least, wouldn't that be what some of the more delusional ones would say?

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>>127767722

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a pedo in every square mile of england hhhmmmmmm brexit will fix that wont it ? kek

vermin

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>>127768021

>>127768036
Didn't he have a Nige archive that was about 2000 images or something equally daft

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>>127768069
now THIS is totty

>>127767872
Girl I know. She's quite fit but she always says cringey stuff like that

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>tfw on a diet
>Only ate a healthy omelette allay
>Mummy bought posh biscuits and gingerbread men from waitrose
>I eat 3 gingerbread men and a big posh jammy dodger

>>127765251
distracting trip fags. it's a good game, rasheed can stay

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>>127768069
Hnnnnnnggg

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>>127767748
Good evening, Noncepet. Still a Cobynite?

>>127768043
Where do we send the chav?
Do we chop the half night in half keep one half here send one half to Jamaica

>>127767849

>He still thinks Fred Dineage is Andrew Neil
>He still hasn't elaborated on anything

Get it together lad.

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>>127768162
Tell her she needs to go back to church.

>>127768162
meh, you should try to fuck her anyway, she'll probably be open to whatever you want to try

>>127768021
>wife doesn't want to migrate

Where to?

What does it mean if I generally cannot stand children, or at the very least find them pointless and uninteresting, yet with East Asian children I often find them to be quite cute and adorable?

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Any small business owners here that can team up to make a freemason like profit gang?

>>127768161
>the absolute state of that couch

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>>127767969
She died in her sleep last night

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>>127768182
Stop eating dairy products

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>>127768155
I think so. It all got a bit weird.

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tell me how good andrew neil lads

tell me your best story ?

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>>127768206
>Posting inferior Issy

>>127768110

>implying I don't cover counties every night in my van

amateurs

>>127768332
you watch too much anime and have autism

>>127768182
They're called gingerbread people now

>>127768161
>ywn fingerblast this pikey slag while she smokes a lambert and butler

>>127768278
Send him to the Falklands and sort him out

>>127768332
Quintessential nonce characteristic. Hand yourself in, 'cause you're doing porridge.

I like Corbyn a lot but hate the labour party.

I like the Conservative party but hate Theresa may.

Who should I vote for?

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>>127768374
A-are biscuits dairy products?

>>127768484
UKIP

>>127768484
>voting

>>127768524
>throwing your vote away

>ukip say reduce foreign aid from .7 to .2
>put the money into nhs and social care
>audience laughs

If Labour promised this the lefties would go wank mad over it.

>>127768406
What, instead of posting the one who unironically fucks a fat middle-aged Labour MP? No thanks lad

>>127768484
corbyn the patriot

>>127768516
Yes

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>>127768484
>>127768531

>>127768516
Yes unless they're rice cakes or vegan biscuits

>>127768300
Canada most likely
>inb4 LEAF
It's easy to migrate too with a trade, the people are friendly and there is plenty of wasteland to hide in when the world collapses

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>>127768358
LOL

What's with all this Andrew Neil talk?

>>127768069
How does she get her hair so soft

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>>127768279
ohh i got the right Andrew Neil all right

denial is natural

>>127768484

Corbyn is the only one who can bring real change.
Please vote for him on June 8th and provide the hope that this country desperately needs

>>127768419
I hate anime, always have.

>>127768466
I don't think it's sexual, nothing happens downstairs. It's more like a fatherly/parental feeling if anything.

>>127768686
some schizo thinks fred dineage is andrew neil and that andrew neil is a mason

just ignore him

>>127768760
so you do have autism?

>>127767561
>times
>pro remain
>neoliberal
lib dems?

>>127765547
>wen da bossman giv ya a hench constituency

>>127768797
I'm going to bed.

>>127764943
Stop supportin muzzies

>>127768824
Possibly, I've never been diagnosed, but haven't been tested either.

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vote tory goy , we are with you

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>>127768951

>>127768951

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>>127768421
>They're called gingerbread people now
I'm not even sure why they were called gingerbread men in the first place. Gingerbread Faggots more like.

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>>127764217
Brit/pol/ Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/MKeXpg

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>>127764943
>supporting child groomers

>>127768760
It's definitely some sort of outlet for deep self-loathing and creepiness, whatever it is

>>127765023
Should be handled on a case by case basis, but the death penalty should be an option for those too dangerous to be in society

>>127768021
>wife doesn't want to migrate

Why not?

>>127766428
Fuck what are you, twelve?

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>>127768421
Fuck this gay earth

>>127766605

it's using the YouGov turnout data

the one that says 83% of yoof will vote

Dementia tax has fucked the conservatives. All the oldies are not going for it. dementia is a backdoor to all social/old age care.

>>127764943
>>127765000
>eating paki food

voting for roger HELMER

>>127768836
I thought the times was a mudoch paper.