AUTISM CURED WILL THIS PLACE SURVIVE?

>>127762714
Alleviate symptoms, not cure.
It will stop retards from hitting themselves but they'll still be fucking retards.

My autistic friend is almost normal when he smokes weed. Only thing that really gives it away is his laugh. This man is 32 yet has the personality of a 15yro most the time. Though he's also a master electrician.

>>127762714
Does it cure social anxiety? Asking for a friend.

>>127763112
I'll be your friend Anon. XD

>>127763233
Lulz

>>127763112
This is the main constituents of the drug
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silibinin

derived form a plant

>>127763077
How does it sound?

>>127762714
not quite, but perhaps in the future

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/biotech/sd-me-autism-questions-20170526-story.html

>>127762940
Thats a step forward atleast

>>127763395
>>127763112
sorry wrong article
here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suramin

>>127762714
Is it LSD?

>>127762714
Autism was the true redpill.

Well 4chan, it was a good run

>>127762940
>they'll still be fucking retards
>autism

No bro

>>127762714
MOTHER FUCKERS ARE TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!! FUCK REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127763510
Autistic as fuck. Like 50x launder than needed.

>>127764202
STOP HITTING YOURSELF

You guys realise jews are actually advancing autism? They will shut this down and tie up loose ends.

>>127764467
lol

>>127764202
Mother has a friend with an autistic kid, I met the kid, she's retarded.

>>127764202
76/100 of all autists are retarded. Autism is not putting all your points wrong on a rpg stat chart but a true deficience.

>>127764202
Yes. Contrary to memes, most autists aren't geniuses with social difficulties. They're actually pretty fucking retarded.

>>127762714
The real game-changer will be when we discover a drug that intensifies autism 10,000 times
>inb4 minecraft

>>127763750
>Suramin is a medication used to treat African sleeping sickness

LOL I'm not touching a nigger drug.

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>>127764355
Holy shit. This is discrimination against autists. We have rights too and people should not be taking away our special personality features. This can only stigmatize us further. Shit like this makes me so mad.

>>127762714
>mfw everyone now becomes a based liberal

>>127762714
>3.145
>not 3.141
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoin.jpg

>fidget spinners are the cure

>autism is one disorder
I want normalfags to shut up about things they don't understand. I don't need to read the article to know it's wrong and garbage.

>>127765013
>inb4s minecraft
>doesn't inb4 Sonic the Hedgehog
wew lad

>>127765222
Pretty sure fidget spinners just identify it, or cause it. Complete opposite of a cure or preventitive measure.

>>127765208
Sheeeeeeiit nigga

>>127762714
>Suramin
holy shit
>The mechanism of action for suramin is unclear, however, it is thought that parasites are able to selectively uptake suramin via receptor-mediated endocytosis of drug that is bound to low-density lipoproteins and to a lesser extent, other serum proteins.[12]:1437–1438 Once inside parasites, suramin combines with proteins, especially trypanosomal glycolytic enzymes to inhibit energy metabolism.[14]

>>127764202
LEARN TO TALK
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
STOP HAVING TANTRUMS

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>>127765367

>>127764821
>lol
LOLx50

If you want to see some crazy shit about how a new and much more effective probiotic can make a big difference for autism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPsVpuYw11c

Virtually all autism kids have fucked GI tracts, probably from being born by a mother that took too many antibioitics.

>>127765550
Parasites cause autism now?

>>127765550
are we all just parasited

>>127765748
fucking kek

>>127765753
>>127765550
or is autism a parasite?

>>127762714
>cure
>reverses symptoms
hurr
durr

>>127765753
Parasites have lots of effects, virtually everybody has parasites at a very small level, but they can frequently get out of control and cause a lot of downstream problems.

The key thing to remember about the body is literally everything is connected to everythign else.

So yes, parasitic overload due to compromised gut microbiome certainly cause developmental delays.

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>>127764778

>>127765956
shoo shoo syrup jew

>>127762714

>/pol/ has its days counted
>consequences will never be the same

>>127763077
>also a master electrician
Fucking high-functioning autists
Single-handedly keeping the weebshit and my little pony industries alive

>>127764778
nah, if anything the jews will realize it's autism that is their main weakness, and will push this drug

>>127765993
Also parasites can mean anythign from tiny single cell microorganisms, to tape worms that can grow up to several feet long.
Even in 1st world countries you can still have a pretty serious overrun of tiny parasites. Death by a thousand cuts.

For example, salad greens that get imported from China and sold here as "organic" are commonly fertiilized with animal byproducts (like pork guts) and cause a lot of parasitic problem that used to only happen in 3rd world countries.

>>127762714
>3.145
kys

>>127762714
You can have normal social life, but have to give up your super powers. Quite a pickle.

>>127766249
I have a fucked GI track and hints of le autism xD, wat do?
Probiotics and something to fuck the parasites?

>>127762714
They realized the power of weaponized autism and are trying to stop it. should we all just take it and give in or keep fighting?

>>127766188
He was a huge Beiber fan too until he met his BBC boyfriend.
> autistic redneck farm boy and his black disabled veteran have attended many Trump ralies and fucking love the man
Literally can t make this up

>>127767002
Discontinuous earth helps me.

>>127762940
Autism specialist here...

This.

>>127767583
Diacotomous earth

>>127767303
Autism is a way of life. Negative symptoms can be worked out over time.

>>127762714
>Alleviate symptoms
Another pill that will be prescribed to millions of kids along with their Ritalin.

>>127763077
Maybe he's, like, not autistic.

>>127762714
INTPs will carry on regardless

>>127763112
There's a difference between autism and social anxiety? Am I fucking retarded or have I just been fed misinformation my whole life?

i wonder what i would think of this website after taking that pill
is that the blue pill

>>127764202
I have Autism. I may be a fucking retard but at least I'm not a liberal.

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>>127762940
Weed helps me open up and actually have a laugh with people, I don't understand why it isn't given to people with anti social disorders.

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>>127763077
>>127768321
Getting really tired of doing this shit.

>>127765208
3.141592653589793238642643383

Fuck!

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>>127768321
>I don't understand why it isn't given to people with anti social disorders.

That's rhetorical, right?

>>127767672
Do I just start eating dirt? Do you have any places to buy it online in pill shape or whatever it is you take?

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>>127765720
Deep

>>127762714
>Kikes are combating weaponized autism
Well played, very timely.

>>127768168

Yes. People with social anxiety can still communicate coherently and empathize. People with autism can't empathize or communicate properly.

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>>127767466
Too strange to believe.

>>127768321
>I don't understand why it isn't given to people with anti social disorders.
probably because you aren't qualified to understand with your anecdotal evidence. Weed has different effects on different people.
I also have anecdotal evidence. From my experience, in the long term, weed tends to isolate you (me) from others. You feel just fine staying home alone, smoking weed and watching series or playing video games.

>>127762714
Test is on Chris-Chan immediately, I want to see the results.

>>127765016
with that flag, i find it hard to believe your not touching anything african

>>127769236
What if they start forcing shots I dont want to lose my super power!

>>127769432
You start enjoy being bored.

>>127769432
>you aren't qualified
Okay smartass, I wasn't trying to act like I was in this first place.

It will end up like that movie lawnmower man. Be very careful. God hindered autists for a reason. He suppressed their social abilities because they are fucking evil.

>>127764355
Kek

Honestly I don't know what to think about it. Would it feel better to not be autistic?

I actually have autism and I just want to be normal. Hopefully one day there will be a cure before I inevitably blow my brains out.

>>127770248
>getting laid
>actually talking to others
>not fucking off
Sounds like heaven.

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>>127762714
Hope this works, my brother has low functioning autism and is fucking unbearable

we're going to have autism addicts now

Your days are numbered /poo/tards...

>>127763077
Maybe because you act autistic when you smoke weed and he seems normal to you.

>>127766249
>Hippy vegans buy organic vegetables
>"Stop animal suffering by eating vegetables!"
>Their food was fertilized by slaughtered animals
K e k

Watch the price of suramin increase 8000%.

Take THAT niggers with African river blindness.

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>>127762714
>Game-changer for autism’: 100-year-old drug reverses symptoms, study finds


yeah, it's called weed and alcohol...it cures autism, drink up losers.

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>>127767002
OK Norway, read this, basically fucked GI will cause all sorts of issues. And sometimes, GI is made more fucked from other issues liek parasites, or heavy metals.

Read this to get an overview:
https://draxe.com/4-steps-to-heal-leaky-gut-and-autoimmune-disease/

You don't need to buy his "program", just read more about leaky gut on Google and do a couple things. It's been 8 months and I've gone from having serious lethargy and energy to much better:

1. Change your diet. Basically, you can try and find out every little food you're sensitive to currently, or you can just take the path that works fro 80% of people. Cut out foods with gluten (all bread, a lot of sauces, etc), remove dairy products, and sugar is also pretty damn bad.

2. Take a few supplements. L-glutamine is the biggest one. Eating some mixed greens (like a baby spinach/sping lettuce mix) kinda sucks but also helps a lot, they are extremely nutrient dense depiste having 0 calories.

3. Go to sleep on time every day. This sounds like retard advice but it does make a huge difference. When I stay up to 2-3 I am fucked for a while. Now I can wake up and function fine witohut any coffee. Infact reduce or take out coffee as well, it's not healthy to be wired regularly.
Basically once you un-fuck your GI, then you can see about his probiotics. It may take 4-8 months.
I used to get severe anxiety and upset stomach right as each meal time came around, inf act it was pretty awful, worrying about what if I miss a meal, will I die? Was really dumb. After 3 months that went away.
My sister's fiance cut out just gluten and his constant sinusitis went away and he doesn't need his inhaler half as much.

There is a lot of bullshit out there but trust me this stuff is legit. It takes discipline and perisitence but just like lifting weights, you'll start to see results and it keeps paying off.

>>127770382

I started taking armodafinil.

Holy shit what a game changer. I go to magic and pokemon tournaments and have enough mental focus and power to play well and shoot the shit. I do retarded voices and use catch phrases. Serious face assholes hate it, most folks think it's funny.

I used to take caffeine pills for the same effect but this is better. Just start emulating culture and making references you know are funny to other people and you will be happier.

>>127771788
Thanks bro, checked.
I am actually trying out a lot of this on my own, don't do caffeine, dairy, sugar and trying to mix up my diet to get away from gluten.

The sleep part and supplement part I will do too. Sometimes this is so bad I have no energy, really annoying too since it seems this is sort of "fringe" stuff that the doctors I've seen just laugh at.

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>>127762714
It's too late for me. I want a second chance god dammit.

>>127771788
I'm willing to all this... The caffeine though, that's the fuel my body runs on... Quite a pickle.
*strokes nonexistant beard wistfully.

>>127772099
>Can cause rapid or irregular heartbeat, delirium, panic, psychosis, and heart failure
> prescription needed
Got anything similar that I can get legally and without prescription?

>>127762714
Let's see if the dose price stays at 27 USD

>>127762714
>Suramin causes a fair number of side effects. Common side effects include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, skin tingling, and weakness. Sore palms of the hands and soles of the feet, trouble seeing, fever, and abdominal pain may also occur. Severe side effects may include low blood pressure, decreased level of consciousness, kidney problems, and low blood cell levels. It is unclear if it is safe when breastfeeding.

>>127764950

yeah
I have friend with a truly autistic kid

that boy is going to live at home for as long as his parents are alive then he'll have to be shipped off to some healthcare facility

>>127774709
Just buy coke, poorfag.

>>127765016

>It was developed by Oskar Dressel and Richard Kothe of Bayer, Germany in 1916, and is still sold by Bayer under the brand name Germanin. The formula of suramin was kept secret by Bayer for commercial reasons, however, it was elucidated and published in 1924 by Ernest Fourneau and his team of the Pasteur Institute

>>127762714
Chyna has already begun harnessing the true power of autism. They're not finding a "cure", they're trying to find out how to enable autism, and how to defeat their enemies weaponized autism.

Properly cultivated autism can later be enriched into weaponized autism.

If you don't cultivate autism it'll mutate into cuckism, look at Sweden, we're a failed experiment.

>>127763233
Me too <3 lol jk

>>127762714
if the drugs cheap and can be grown in your backyard im sure the government will outlaw it

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>>127764124
>>127763996


FUCK YOU

WE'RE ZAPPING TO THE EXTREME AND NEVER GONNA STOP

>>127762714
>cure for autism
It's called amphetamines and LSD. The kind of autism /pol talks about is just people who have trouble breaking down and rebuilding their egos.

>>127775273
No, you're a successful experiment.

>>127762714
I love my aspie qt3.14 just how she is too, so hope this shit doesn't work

what happens when people with assburgers takes it?

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>>127775054

>Suramin causes a fair number of side effects. Common side effects include nausea, vomiting mom's spaghetti, diarrhea, headache, skin tingling, and knee weakness. Sweaty palms of the hands and soles of the feet, trouble seeing, fever, and abdominal pain may also occur.

inb4 the facebook comments

>MY SON'S AUTISTIC AND HE'S PERFECT JUST THE WAY HE IS, THERE'S NOTHING TO "CURE"

>4,492 likes

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>>127763112
there's been a new breakthrough in treatment for anxiety, and it only requires one treatment to completely cure yourself.

>>127776111

So it's like when I have to talk to a grill about something.

>>127762714

>wanting to be a mindless normie instead of a neet who knows all

>>127763077
25 and In the same position.
I use an on the go syringe of Thc oil incase i have to be a normal human on short notice without side effects like red eyes or smelling like a nigger.

All medicine is placebo. This is just (((big pharma's))) attempt to cash in on the latest trendy mental illness.

>>127777529
I knew someone who said that, he said cancer was cause of attitude, then he got cancer and killed himself.

>>127762714
your autism will be cured but you will still be ugly silly goose

Autism is nothing but worms in your stomach.

You can cure it with diatomaceous earth in less than a year.


Same as cancer is a fungus which can be killed with incensene and hemp oil.
You've been living in a dream world, Neo.

Time to wake up. The (((System))) wants you dead.

>>127762714
Does the drug lower IQ?

b-but autism is our superpower

THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO GIVE US KRYPTONITE

REEEEEEEE

>>127764627
fukin nerd

Sheeit nigga I don't wanna work.

ADHS and Measel virus do not exist, all fake medicine same as vaxxing kids.

https://www.sott.net/article/340948-Biologist-wins-Supreme-Court-case-proving-that-the-measles-virus-does-not-exist

It's the devil's medicine.

Stay clear and if they try to force you, leave that shithole of a country (looking at you, Australia & rest of the eternal anglosphere)

>>127763996
you cant escape the cure autist ,

>>127780501
>German anti-vaccination campaigner and HIV/AIDS denialist[96] Stefan Lanka posed a challenge on his website in 2011, offering a sum of €100,000 for anyone who could scientifically prove that measles is caused by a virus and determine the diameter of the virus.[97] He posits that the illness is psychosomatic and that the measles virus does not exist. When provided with overwhelming scientific evidence from various medical studies by German physician David Barden, Lanka did not accept the findings, forcing Barden to appeal in court. The legal case ended with the ruling that Lanka was to pay the prize.[78][98] The case received wide international coverage that prompted many to comment on it, including clinical neurologist, well-known skeptic and science-based medicine advocate Steven Novella, who called Lanka "a crank".[99] As multiple pieces of evidence rather than a single piece was provided, an appeal by Stefan Lanka was granted in 2016.[100]

>turning off the codebreaker mutation
Guess the experiment went too far off course.

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>>127764202
Autism is on a spectrum my friend, it ranges from low-functioning (literal retards, sometimes vegetables) to high-functioning (most /pol/tards)

Post Scriptum: There are as many idiots among ""Autists"" as any other group, as demonstrated by OP & his moronic spelling. Autism is just another scam in the evergrowing list of scams of the (((CDC))) and the (((Pharma))) industry to make billions of people's suffering. The have no intention to cure, they want to damage and kill. That's their only goal.

>>127781897
Be a stinky Jew someplace else

>>127776404
Underrated

who said i want to be cured.

>>127762714
It's a trick. They want to cure us all and get rid of mememagic.

>>127767672
Flat Earth
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Oh god maybe my ex will come back now

This "cure" could be the end of 4chan

>>127762714
They're afraid of us. They wish only to curb our power.

>>127771765

only right answer

i would never have developed social skills if i didnt smoke

>Autism
>will be cured
Next you will say aids someday* will be cured


*before all countries have 2 childrens laws like china of course