whoa

Woah watch out Herodotus

Whoa if true

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Wrong

really makes you think

>>127760414
dam son, nigga be philosophying n shit

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>>127760414
g-guys.... i-is this,, this t-true?

HABBENINGGG!!!!

>>127760414
>generalized statement
WOAH so intelligent based science man amirite?

>>127760414
>Toggle
Dumb nigger should stick to cloudgazing.

Most armed conflict in the history of the world came about because of competition for limited resources. Ideological aspects only acted as propaganda to support the goals of aquiring new lands and resources.

damn...

>>127760414
wtf i love armed conflict now?

>>127760414
>278 retweets
I've never got one single retweet

this is such bullshit

>>127760414
This Negro is truly the Jeremy Bentham of our age. Why haven't the Americans erected multiple statues of this polymath?

>>127760414
Wow really activates my atoms

>>127760414
>almost
i thought physicists loved generalizations and chemists loved exceptions

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>>127760414
>what is self defense

liberals actually believe that crap

>>127760414
But how is war real when our eyes aren't real?
Seriously this is Jaden tier stupid.

>>127760414
WOAH, WATER IS LIKE, WET!?

>>127760414
Really scrambled my eggs

damn.

They don't think it be like it is but it do

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Obligatory

>>127760414
What a stupid asshole
Almost all armed conflict came because opposing sides wanted the same thing, usually turf or resources of one kind or another

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>>127760414
yfw he really believes in
> this

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>>127760414
what a vapid statement

>>127760414
obviously. what's he getting at?

>>127760414
Yeah no shit nigher

>>127760414
>guy wants to kill me for my possessions
>I want to stay alive and retain my possessions
WOW SUCH AN ASTOUNDING DIFFERENCE IN BELIEFS

>>127760414
Big if true...

>>127760970
it wasn't just one thing, dummy

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>>127760414
my almonds are in orbit

thats the ultimate redpill

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Truly a based black man

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If a white guy said this, he would be rediculed by the the public 24/7. This is proof that even liberals set a low bar for their expectations of black intellectuals.

He's one smart nigger I'll tell ya wut

>>127760414
space nigger activating my almonds once again

>>127761580
>I BELIEVE THAT THE STATEMENT I DESERVE ALL THE RESOURCES IS TRUE
whomst is the smart guy now, smart guy?

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>>127760414
ALLOW ME TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

>Neil deGrasse Tyson
Is an anagram of
>Negros seal destiny

You're welcome.

>>127760414
>conflicts in the past have come from conflict

>>127761201
>I believe you need to be harmed, so I attack you
>I don't believe that is true, I will defend myself

Checkmate.

It's thinkening

>>127762078
you fucking did it you mad cunt

>>127760414
Stopped clock reads the right time
He's absolutely right, you know.
>straightedgers into woodchippers

>>127760414
Seriously, is he always high as a kite when he tweets?

>>127760414
actually they were probably about who owned the most land and resources.

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>>127762100

>>127760414
MY FUCKING BRAIN
IM REALLY THINKING FUCK MAKE IT STOP

Almost all armed conflict in the history of the world came about because opposing warlords wanted to increase the commerce taking place under their control so that they could tax it and live like kings off of their subjects.

>>127761632
> if you believe in anything, then ...

>>127760414
IS THIS THE LEGENDARY YAKUB WISDOM NI- THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT?

I.. CAN'T... HANDLE... THI-
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>127761888
Checked

>>127760414
The real question is: Why are niggers so fucking stupid?

WOW YOU MEAN ITS BECAUSE THEY DISAGREED ON SOMETHING WHODA THUNK

>>127760414
i'll eat obvious spacebait--how does 4skin end armed conflict? why don't bipedal hominids all belieb same?

>>127760414
I guess we need to make sure everybody believes the same things. For your safety, of course.
-Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood government

>>127760414
thats a tight lil nugget o' knowledge right there, simply epic

>>127760414
Factually wrong, it was because multiple organism were competing for resources.

>>127760414
HOLY FUCK
THIS CANNOT BE AN ACTUAL TWEET
THIS IS LITERALLY JAYDEN SMITH LEVEL
This is why you don't let STEM graduates do philosophy or politics

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Wow what a riveting insight. Thank you based black science man!

>>127760414
3deep5me

>>127760414
hold up... this nigga is rite!

>>127760414
Well I can safely say that I'll never fight with this fine gentleman then.
Because we can all agree that he's a stupid nigger.

>>127761439
There are more stars in the universe than atoms

>>127760414
>If you disagree with your enemies, they win.

his name is space nigger newfags

HES THE SMARTEST NIGGER EVER HOLY SHIT THE KING OF REDDIT

>>127760414
space nigger is at it again! the memes write themselves sometimes.

>>127760414
Is this his manifesto just before he soots somebody for disagreeing with him on climate change?

i cant believe people actually think at this basic bitch level

>>127760414
What an epiphany! Nigger physicist!

Neil is the worst physicist. He cannot create nuffin, just react to white man's inventions. Don't you believe affirmative action and the Bell Curve was applied to get his degree?
Dis nigger sucks.

>>127760414
Neil Degrasse Tyson is so full of shit, he might as well be a toilet at a European migrant center.

This can't be real.
What the fuck is he even trying to say?

>>127760414
African American scientists, everybody.

>>127760414
it's over....

>>127760414
They were almost all along ethnic lines too

>>127760414
>almost all

Bitch the oldest wars recorded usually involved the kidnapping of a princess

>>127760414
This is why I beat up random people.

>>127760414

OMG HES SO FUCKING RIGHT IM GOING TO CRY AND JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER AND SUCK A MUSLIMS DICK NOW IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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>>127762078

>>127760414
...and? What's next, you're gonna tell us we need breathe air to survive? Or how water makes things wet?

>>127760414
Really sprouted my spinach

>>127760414
The piece of citrus often found in the state of Florida shares the same name of its color.

>>127760414
No, really? Different fucking opinions lead to conflicts? Oh boy, this guy is a philosophist I tell ya!

The liquid which encompasses 71% of Earth has a moist texture when it touches the skin.

>>127764895
These are dude weed lmao tier philosophies

>>127765190
When you lay a match on dry grass, it often erupts into a giant flame.

>>127760414

WHAT AN INTELLIGENT MONKEY NEIL IS!!!

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>>127760414
Well, he's right...obviously.

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>>127760414
This can't be an actual neil degrassi tyson quote can it? This is just another made up black science man quote right?

>>127760944
Unexpected laff/10

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>>127760414
I think this guy is onto something.

>>127760414
Proof that niggers can be intelligent?

>>127760414
Fuck Neil deGrasse Tyson. Nigger is worse than Bill Nye.

>>127760414
Not really. It's usually about natural resources. What a blue pilled faggot.

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>>127760414

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OMG! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!

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>>127764895
Kek.

Is also an anagram for
>LESSEN NEGRO AIDS, T.Y.
>NEGRESSE IS NOT LADY

Any tweets by him on these would be appreciated too.

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>>127760414
wow such radical new age progressive thinking.
obviously this proves blacks are the superior species

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>>127766931
No, please tell me this is fake

>>127760414
Also Germany

>>127761837
I lost

>>127766931
TURING AWARD NOW

>>127766931
For a """scientist""" he seems so...new, to everything

>>127760414
How can this be happening? In the current year!!!

>>127766931
thank god someone figured it out

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>>127760414

>>127760414
fuck you germany you guys are dicks!
fuck you france we're not dicks you guys are the fucking dicks here.

works every time

>>127766931
2000 IQ. Is this the smartest man to ever live? I can't believe that nobody thought of this.

>>127760414
The funniest part about all of this is that it isn't even true. Most armed conflicts, if not almost all, have been fought over i) land and ii) resources.

>>127761746
He said "most" and is 100% spot on. Most conflicts are about resources, not conflicting ideologies. Islam covets
Europe because it has historically been a producer of great wealth, however it's illusory, as Islam historically does not create productive societies but stagnant ones.

>>127761837
>Every time someone asks me about global warming I distract them with a dead baby rat and change the subject.

>>127760414

huge if true

>>127766931

this can't be real.

>>127760414

I'm convinced black science guy is Jayden Smith from the future

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>>127760944
Ok that made me kek.

>>127760414
Most people get wet because of water.
Much intelligence.

>>127766931
>>127770789
its always real

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/551378648578916353

>>127768917
That doesn't contradict the tweet. I think my borders end at X river, you think my borders end at Y river. We believe different things to be true so we fight. It's a very pointless observation and can be whittled down to "Almost all armed conflicts came about because different groups conflicted."

>>127760414
That isn't even true though, it was mostly political opportunism and desire for resources, very few wars are truly ideological ones.

Like it's easy to consider the 30 years war to be totally motivated by religion but then if you open a history book you realize Catholic France allies with Protestant Sweden in order to destabilize the Catholic Habsburgs because they are a threat to French interests in Europe and the war in its bloodiest moments was actually motivated not by religion but by pure politics.

>>127761056
Kek what a noob