Political compass thread.

>>127750342
This is a weird Cadbortion edit.

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>>127750587
Your kind ain't welcome here.

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>>127750342
This is the most accurate political compass you'll see

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>>127752186
this is good
>>127752258
this is shit

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>>127750342

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>>127750342
I was once pure.

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>>127750342
I el fucko you.

>>127752688
I see what you did there

>>127753034
what are the 2 at the bottom?

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>>127750342

>>127752258
I always considered wrath the most noble among sins and I dont want to repent for it.

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>>127757909

>>127752258
its ok but gluttony just dont fit

>>127758308
This is the most accurate one yet.

>>127758900
^

>>127757909
any political compass meme that is slanted is automatically a shitty meme. any self respecting political compass meme gives everyone shit

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>>127759396
This is true.
If you're going to accept a label, that means taking the criticisms. You can get autistic and screech about it, or just laugh at the critiques and maybe explain yourself reasonably and overall have some fun.

Us Libertarians are always good for a laugh.

>>127750342

Thread theme [extra quirk edition]

https://youtu.be/dsM4FM3MiK0

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>>127750342
Sort yourselves out

>>127750342
Are all those statements about how each side of the spectrum jacks off??

>>127757909
Gee, I wonder what quadrant this person identifies with. I can't wrap my head around it.

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>>127758308
I don't think the Libertarian Left are necessarily anti-gun. I think they're just pro-regulations on guns.

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>>127760713
A hopeless dreamer libertarian.
A true lolberg realizes that most people can't be Libertarian. They don't have the intelligence or responsibility to have both guns AND weed.
They need either authoritarian rule, or extermination.

>>127759735
>Us Libertarians are always good for a laugh

No, you're not. You guys get super triggered when criticised

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>>127752688
But but muh roads

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>>127756831
The true redpill

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>>127761235
Whatever man.

>>127761435
This reminds me. To anyone in the US, regardless of politics...
Hike the Appalachian Trail. At least for 200miles. Get a taste for life outside of the bullshit. And don't bring ANY electronics, you pussy.

>>127758308
Lib left can be has guns too.

>>127756152
That's somewhat accurate

>>127756152
Enjoy the couple months of being a libertarian! It truly is the comfiest and easiest to live with ideology. But going full 1488 is unavoidable.

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>>127750342
COMMUNIST RATS GET OUT
BOOT LICKERS GET OUT
HIPPIES GET OUT

STAY AWAY FROM MUH FREEDOM, MUH GUNS, MUH POT, MUH SOCIETY AND MUH WALLET

GOVERNMENT EXISTS TO ACT AS THRALLS TO THE PEOPLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

GOVERNMENT EXISTS TO PROVIDE NATIONAL DEFENSE, VERY LIMITED ECONOMIC RELIEF IN TIMES OF GREAT STRIFE AND VERY LIMITED INCENTIVES TOWARDS SELECT PROFESSIONAL/EDUCATION FIELDS

ALSO FUCK ROADS, FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT

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>>127763074
I've been here since I was a kid, and I'm only going further southeast by the year, at 32 now.
The older I get, the less I want busybodies around, messing with my way of living.

>>127750342

>be me
>at a street fair
>looking over trinkets merchants are selling
>stop in jewelry booth with mrs
>inspecting hand made pendants
>ah political messages ...
>this will be fun
>PUSSY RIOT
>TRUMP SUCKS
>FUCK PUTON
>heart pendant actually states FUCK PUTON
>speak with young wom>an at the booth
>you make these by hand?
>false flattery ... these political messages are very clever
>ignorant pride ... thank you!
>but this one ...

>>127750342
breddy gud, OP

is that OC?

>>127763571
>but this one ...
kek'd
t. Charles L.

>>127761126
>I don't think the Libertarian Left are necessarily anti-gun. I think they're just pro-regulations on guns.
And hence why they're not libertarian. Because ultimately, trusting citizens with defence of their own life is the highest form of freedom a person can grant another.

The "libertarian left" probably have some cosy idea of the man on his ranch with a bolt-gun above the fireplace, the problem is that is a relic of the past which will not return. Ranchers now have AR-15s, people who live in small city apartments now have AR-15s, everyone has AR-15s

It's very simple; unless you agree to everyone, by default, being allowed to own an AR-15, you are anti-gun. It's the same difference between someone advocating for no niggers in America in 1600AD, and 2000AD, the cat is out of the bag.

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>tfw American White Male

>>127760435
iq of 132? who gave you that number? fucking wheel decide?

piss off you entitled cunt your iq is not 132 because I've never even heard of anyone with an iq over 120 and not been a hardcore progressive

>>127752258
Wrath reporting in, may the fear of God temper all our ideologies.

>>127756152
>What do you mean we can't ban brown people?

>>127754845
Apart from authoritarian left everything is perfect

>>127763089
>VERY LIMITED INCENTIVES TOWARDS SELECT PROFESSIONAL/EDUCATION FIELDS
Get the fuck off my board you filthy pinko.

>>127763089
>Limited incentives
Ya blew it kid

>>127752688
where we're going we dont need roads

>>127750342
bottom right sounds worst in theory, but in practice bottom left is far more annoying and damaging to the society

>>127750587
strange that you are almost the same as me on isidewith sliders and completely unrelated on the rest

>>127756935
*fap fap fap*

>>127750342
Are those lyrics about fapping? Close my eyes and seize it, clench my fist and beat it?

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>>127769246
According to that picture, I am wisdom.
But I'm not old enough yet.

>>127758148
Yeah, but its still a sin, and if you are aware of it and dont repent for it you have a higher chance of going to hell

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I'd appreciate a good template if you niggers have one.

>>127769772
TIME TO PLAY DA GAYMEEEEEEE

ITS ALL ABOUT DA GAYME

AND HOW U PLAY IT

>>127751407
sourse?

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>>127760435
Kek, when you have to pretend you have a high IQ on an anonymous website.
Bit insecure, eh? Try going over to /r/Iamverysmart to peruse your bretheren.

>>127758241
Most accurate in the thread

>>127769833
This. Pls Mr. >>127758148 repent so u can be with us in the hereafter ;_;

>>127750342
TAKYON

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Shit OC but I'm lazy af, and I'm sure no one's watched the show either

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>>127771109
RIP Lemmy.

>>127770773
This one is really good.

>>127769833
Is that the Catholic belief? The Protestant belief is that it doesn't matter, if you believe in Jesus you're saved without repentance.

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Before /pol/ I was in the green quadrant.

>>127762234
It's funny to think you probably go triggered when u read his comment but at the last moment realized you'd prove his point so you said the most seemingly non-triggered comment u could lmao

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>>127772574
As long as you're not in the green or red, you're not retarded, and that's all that matters. You can survive anything as long as you're properly on the right.

>>127773206
If red is best, I'll go red. If green is best, then I'll go green. Truth is more important than labels and tribalism.

>>127773538
>If red is best, I'll go red. If green is best, then I'll go green.
K-selected species can't properly survive with strategies designed for r-selected species. This is at the heart of why leftism is unsustainable among humans.

>>127756935
Mio confirmed a best

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used to be green :( ty pol

>>127774624
Heh, no problem kid

>>127750587
That test was fucking gay

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>>127750342

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>>127750342
Is this a good spot /pol?

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>>127750342
Before /pol/ I was a centrist libertarian, look at what you've done to me! Look at it!

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>>127750342
I got some memes tho

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>>127750342

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>>127750342
.

>>127775009
Kek at libertarian left

>>127775290
>believing in sueplus theft

>>127760479
underrated

>>127761489
This one's pretty good too.

>>127767589
The left should say, "STATE OWNED AK47"

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>>127775290

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Authoritarian-Left = Ketamine
Authoritarian-Right = Methamphetamine
Libertarian-Left = Diacetylmorphine
Libertarian-Right = Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

>>127776771
>Authoritarian-Right = None, because drugs are degenerate
Fixed that for you.

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>>127750342
I light my joint and smoke it

>>127776982
Bullshit.

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>>127775263
Im in the exact same spot

>>127777144
>DUDE
>DRUGS
>LMAO

>>127772543
Yes, and sola fide is retarded

>>127776982
Amphetamines were used in ww2

>>127771406
Pink Floyd

>>127756935
mugi a cute. A CUTE!

>>127777115
bretty gud

>>127778289
Only for medical reasons.

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>>127778021
You don't become successful without some form of dope. Of course, getting carried away will lead into even worse disasters.
Hence the need for responsibility. It's like owning, using, and maintaining firearms. Firearms are not essential in life, and can be very dangerous in the wrong hands. But if you're smart and responsible, they become an invaluable tool.

>>127778735
This essentially liberals are infants and will stick anything in their mouths if you tell them its the ingroup thing to do.

>>127778735
Firearms can save your life.
Drugs can't.

>>127777115
.......... I feel like I've already read some of these in the past.........

>>127750587
Where can I find each of these tests?

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im a meme and a cuck

>>127778217
>>127778217
t. Catholic scum.

>>127755476
What are each of these tests?

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>>127779385
How long have you been here?

>>127779090
Guns aren't required to save your life.
The ONLY reason you support guns and not drugs is because of the
>no weed, guns
requirement of the authoritarian right.
The problem for you is, that particular political quadrant requires psychostimulants. Hence "methamphetamine".
My own political quadrant requires psychedelics, to aid one in fighting off ego and greed which can destroy a man worse than any drug and can easily come about naturally.

>>127779973
4chan, more than 5 years
/pol/, about a year

>>127780185
>The problem for you is, that particular political quadrant requires psychostimulants.
??????????????????????

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>>127750342

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>>127780236
>5 years
sounds about right

>>127775594
Lib Left should be "Pedophilia is alright"

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>>127769419

>>127763361
this

>>127777115
Shoot your goo, my dude always makes me laugh

>>127780640
Hello, Bizarro me

>>127780278
If you're not on the right, you're dead anyway.
If you're a libertarian and anti-drug, you're not libertarian. Any actual libertarian sees drugs, like any other chemicals, as merely tools to be utilized by men, for good or bad.

That leaves one quadrant of this particular compass left, and it requires stimulants. That quadrant is the quadrant of ego and getting shit done. And unless you're manic by nature, you're going to need some help to attain the mania needed to make the Authoritarian-Right quadrant work.
Just don't burn yourself.

>>127780539
Yeah, I should probably make a corrected version one f these days

>>127757909
Rootless Ameripleb Lolbertardian detected. I bet you're a spic.

>>127780772
There is also another option.
You could have normal brain and then no chemicals are needed.

>>127780418
k bro

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>>127750342
I Identified with Right Wing Populism when I did it a Month Ago
Very Happy.
(And Smug)

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>>127781240

damn

>>127752258
Why does this work so well?

>>127778721
Soldiers would use them as performance enhancers

>>127779824
(((eternal anglo)))

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>>127781097
You won't get much further than "just here" like that.
BUT, if you're okay with a simple life like this, then go do it. I won't stop you, but I'd kill anyone trying to stop you. And for free too. Like I said, I don't like busybodies.
Living a sober life is not bad nor will it end in disaster. It's a safe road, one that is easy to guide and control. But because of the lesser risk, the rewards too are less.

One absolute rule people seem to not understand is, big rewards require big risk. Nothing is gained without a loss. Nature and physics abhor chaos, and too much gain without loss causes chaos.

>>127762016
>communist

someone ought to change that to egoist

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K I'll post a few more.

>>127782007
Still do. I was spun the fuck out during the meme war. Still am, I'm like a fucking Vietnam vet

>>127756152
This is a meme. Taxes don't necessitate a totalitarian state.

>>127782255
According to your previous posts I'll just assume you are high right now.

>>127772375

Swap Mike and Viv and you're good.

>>127782614
If you can actually debunk my statement I welcome the challenge.
As of yet, no one has. Lots of folks seem to believe humans live outside of natural law, or that our laws are greater than natural law.

>>127783053
Sorry, not talking to people that are high as fuck.

>>127774251
>le r/K meme
Back to /r/le_Dolan

>>127783218
Typical excuse used as well.
You'd think debating and destroying a high person would be easy, but no one's ever done it in my case. Whether I'm actually high or not.

>>127783230
I looked into it after Bill Whittle mentioned it a few years ago. It fits, scientifically and logically.

>>127757909
wow what an unbiased compass, and it's an essay too

>>127783680
I'm not going reply to you anymore because your posts don't make sense.
Maybe we'll talk when effects of drugs you took will disappear.

>>127766530
This

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>>127760190
Oh, my.

>>127784326
>Maybe we'll talk when effects of drugs you took will disappear.

I doubt it. This time, when your worldview was shattered with reality, you blamed drugs.
Next time, you'll find another excuse. Your kind always does. You play it safe by nature, and make excuses to get yourself out of the game when risk becomes apparent.

>>127756093
>missing the point of the graphic entirely
It was to get a general impression of what your beliefs are, not to precisely place you at a specific spot in relation to all ideologies.

>>127782589
They inevitably do if the government is allowed to become increasingly large

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>>127760435
by far the dumbest thing I have ever read

>>127772837
>they have the atom as a symbol of progress, even though that slider is for social progress and not scientific progress
Disgusting.

>>127785811
What's even more infuriating is, leftist progressives HATE nuclear technology.

>>127781471
Didn't attend meme wars and hat then fuck off were full.

>>127750342
Keep up the posting guys. These threads are great containment devices for keeping gen Z from cluttering up useful stuff

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>>127752258
>Tfw Sloth

Damn this is sadly accurate.

>>127767062
>Spaghettinigger has anecdotal evidence
cute.

>>127757909
why do lolberts have such low self esteem they can't handle a self deprecating meme

>>127787870
Just don't cause problems for your fellow man. And get up off your ass and do something.
Model building is quite invigorating when you learn to do it with style and technique.

>>127789465
I can't go out because I just can't stop thinking. All my mind does is just boggle itself with political ideologies. I constantly think about which side is correct or which side could use work.

>>127789750
Right, gets you off your butt. Keeps ya clean a little easier, license to not give a fuck about feels. Just sayin. Start lifting bitch.

I wanna make one with the cast from its always sunny
Top left: mac?
Top right: frank
Bottom left: sweet dee
Bottom right: charlie

>>127757483
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE so cool imma just save that.

>>127789750
You can think while model building.
And constructing while thinking is the absolute best way to think.

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>>127751173
I came here to post this.

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>>127752420
Whoever made this needs to be euthanized.

>>127791423
>>127791083
New ones for my gollegshun :DDDD

I like the use of Quark too.
Admit it, he was a greedy shithead, but he was usually right.

>>127761231
>A true lolberg realizes that most people can't be Libertarian. They don't have the intelligence or responsibility to have both guns AND weed.
This is true. I only support authoritarian regime in order to achieve a semi-libertarian society.

>>127770871
nice, purplefag here and that's my favorite copypasta

>>127758308
underrated

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>>127791083
>*death by icepick*
That is the only thing right in your cancerous compass leaf

>>127755323
Holy shit this ones pretty spot on

>>127755323
Fucking lost it
>you have a job?

>>127760699
>>127769246

They are lyrics to an early Death Grips song. The image itself is pretty clever, too.

>>127757483
Yeah, FUCK Canada.