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Well, /pol/, I got fired today from my job in advertising. How should I kill myself?

With the way the world is going for white men, I see no other option. Even though I got a math degree, data analytics experience and volunteered for years with at-risk youth, this society clearly doesnt want me.
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Just livestream it so we can use it as a reaction gif.

Thanks. See you in hell m8
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>>127745316
just dont do it and instead do what you really love to do.
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Go to a sales brokerage they love white people.
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>>127745316
or suicide bomb the st louis arch
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>>127745316
Just think that if you do kill yourself you will have to go to hell. Just think about eternal torture for a bit. Then don't do it, and continue with your life.
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This job was the only one I could get after 2 years of searching. I was hired to do low level ops shit and the tyrant of a CEO expected me to also do all the data analysis while also doing my other job. I suspect I only got it because I asked for 35k / year after so much rejection.
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heroin would be the best painless way.
shotgun is the most manly.
do something you always wanted to do first.
rob a bank. rape a tranny. have fun then do it.
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>>127745395
kek
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Take out some degenerates
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>>127745316
Stream it. You'll live on in meme form.
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>>127745550
there is only hell, the one we are living in now.
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>>127745316
>I got fired today from my job in advertising
Sounds like you should have killed yourself before today. Think of this as your life being saved.
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>>127745316
I got sacked on Friday. I have retard tier autism and a shitty past. Brother, press the fuck on. I am, as we type, lifting.

My wife just left me too. Fuck it. Lift. Get better and live innawoods. Society might not want us, but they will need us soon. Just be strong.
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>>127745316
suicide by police
do something worthy before you go
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>>127745764
why should i ever help a society that threw me away?
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>>127745316
don't do it anon, well unless your not white then do it.
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>>127745395
>>127745495

combination of these two, say "I fucking hate canada" on live stream, then blow your brains out.

We will post this to remind leafs they suck ass, wait, you're one of them aren't you? nevermind, I suggest swallowed a canister of razor blades, still live stream it though.
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>>127745316
dont kys u dumb leaf, stop taking everything so seriously and do something you've always wanted to do, THEN consider suicide if everything is still shit.

just chill out, learn meditation, start working out, and drop the nazi stuff
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>>127745316

I would advise you against you, but if you are sure, this link is full of useful info - stats on different methods, pain, time for killing, etc.
Shotgun to the face seems the fastest/least painful method.

http://lostallhope.com/
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Sorry man, here data analysis jobs were in high demand, but then murican companies flooded the market with private consulting firms that use poo in loos. The worst part is, I don't understand shit they say and meeting with them is always a pain in the ass.
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Go into sales. No one wants to buy a car or house from a shitskin. You'll always have a job
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>>127745316
>>>127745316
>suicide by police
>do something worthy before you go
Not a bad idea. Cops in California (CHP) won't even charge your next of kin for the bullets fired. I'd imagine the Canadian police would actually try and save you.
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>>127745965
>and drop the nazi stuff
this will help (it wont)
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>>127745316
>fired from your job in advertising
>advertising
Any way, just make sure it works.
Not because white, because advertising.
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>>127745316
become serial killer and kill niggers.
you may get caught but hey, you want to die right?
nothing to lose.
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>>127745316
Did you visit psychotherapy?
If no go for it pls.
Also what do you believe is the reason you can't get a job even though you are smart?
Is it your appearance? (You can easily work on that)
Do you have mental issues(SA, depression... ...)? (see a doctor)
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>>127745941
Stop being an edgy faggot. You can't grow without pain. If you desire a cushy and easy life without any hardship, you might as well fucking end yourself. If not, grow and learn from this experience, and come back stronger.
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>>127745316
>white
>math degree
>data analytics
Stay alive faggot, you're useful.
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Read Goebbels propaganda then make shareblue-like site called shared where u spam shill threads for /pol/
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>>127745316
Make the last minute of your suicide public using a VPN so no one can trace you. Invite us to it. Declare your reasons for ending your life. Make it a point that you feel like society is targeting you.
We'll try to spread your story around.

However please reconsider. The way things are going the world is becoming incredibly volatile. Things will be changing and we'll need all the people in the world to help restore balance.
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>>127746354
Doctors don't work. The bandaids they give you stop working pretty quickly. If you re the kind of person people don't want to be around then you have no options either suffer and eventually kill yourself or do it now and leave your fate up the universe or God or whatever you want to say there. Keep crying out for god, he's either not here or doesn't hear you.
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>>127745316
The White Guilt is strong with this one.....
"Is there a Doctor in the house?"
"Is there a Doctor in the house?"
or at least give him a history book to read about how white people are the supremest.
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>>127745316
Shove a pair of straightners up yer arse, make sure its up full and turn it on from the wall

Nah but in all seriousness, Catch yerself on, straighten up you cunt. Why kill yerself? Its tough being human but sure if you kill yourself you will go to hell and if not then you could be reincarnated into a god damn slug!

Life is much more simpler than we make it
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Make a figure jump from 10 floor building ! Dont forget to left phone on the ground livestreaming it !
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>>127745316
Get a grip you bich.
Think someone will mourn you couse you took your life away? BULLSHIT, everyone will think dat youre a bich.
So snap out of it maggot.
But if you so hardly want to die, take some saracens with you, and depart as a legend.
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Degenerates who shitpost about killing himself should go and suicide bomb against isis first.

Op at the end of the day either find a purpose, in orevious post i already gave you one


Or simply indulge with normies in materialistic pleasures
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>>127746613
not when you can get a pajeet it to do it for minimim wage, kek
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>>127745316
Why don't you go innawoods? don't you want to hunt down bears and wolves before offing yourself?
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>>127747036
thats the point, i dont care how people will think. i simply dont want to be here anymore.
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Just insult a Muslim and your cuck leader will execute you on the spot
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>>127745316
but you have so much to leaf for!
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>>127745316

Whatever you do dont suicide by cop.

This fucking hell hole has enough restrictive gun laws.

Good luck though!
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>>127745316
Go to the roof of a building say 5 stories or so.
Tie bailing wire around your neck, tie the opposite end to a secure mount somewhere on the roof.
Then superglue your hands to the sides of your own head.
Jump off of the building.
The wire will sever your head from it's neck and when you land it'll look like you ripped your own head off.
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>>127747396


When he doesn't respond to your suggestions.

:^(
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>>127745316
Stay strong bro. Get out of the big city, take a chance on a smaller city or town. Do everything to make it happen get hard, pull out the stops they are desperate for younger people. Think Nada
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Pussy
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>>127745559
>35k/year in leafbux
I literally get paid more to move boxes with no prior experience and only a high school education. Get /fit/ you pussy ass leaf and go find a job worth your time.
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>>127747036
Tu ryskiai newfag ..zmogus patarimo praso
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>>127747241
Move to a country where that isn't the case or just join gesta/pol/ and help track down antifa.
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>>127745316
If you're gonna view life through the lens of politics as it is then sooner or later you're gonna hit the ground, hard. Society just fucked you, are you gonna let it kill you? Your experience has been the plight of the average man for millennia, only in the past several centuries have worker-centric movements like communism and fascism (in theory, at least) sprouted up to combat this. The war for the common man has begun, don't be a casualty. At the end of the day nobody wants to be here, but a man with nothing left to lose has everything to gain, so do whatever it is you've always wanted to do before deciding to do nothing.
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>>127747403
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>>127745316
>>127745941
They are your people anon
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>>127747241
Men have suffered through famine, war, slavery and oppression and did not kill them selves

Here you are getting fired from your job with none of the problems above and you want to kill yourself? You are to fragile for earth
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>>127747396
Use the rope then, some people i know used it and it proved to be very effective.

>>127747720
Va, happy now?
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>>127745316

Get another job in Advertising?

Say the dude who fired you was an asshole who didn't want you getting a raise? I mean really make his opinion mean jack shit, without it looking like an obvious rundown.

I dunno, sounds like you're selling yourself short (ahem, being in ads I think you'd know better, selling yourself - get it?).

You've got gold there, keep mining it.

Go to work for a news station for some local place, get paid 120 grand a year or something. In the flyover states thats alot of saved money.

Though you're familiar with the 18 hour workday schedules, so itll be no probs.
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>>127747943
>Those gears inside the canary
Please stop
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>>127745559
>>127745316
>This job was the only one I could get after 2 years of searching.

WITH A MATH DEGREE IN CANADA!!!????

if you go plan S (I advise against), dont kill anyone innocent with you

>>127747241
>not when you can get a pajeet it to do it for minimim wage, kek

also stay alive nigger, you are intelligent, we can use u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o&index=15
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>>127747403
ALLAHHHHHH
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>>127745316
do a flip
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>>127748054
Here's your badge
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>>127747396
You should ask a life long cripple that question.

Stop being a pathetic faggot.

>killing yourself over material things
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>>127748319
there is no tech scene here. and what there is of it, they hire pajeets as "Temporary Foreign Workers" to do it for them for very little.
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>>127747396
>>127748485
There is more to life than the stupid rat race. Go outside and take a walk, just listen and watch the world around you. Life is not complicated, its your ego and mind that is
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>>127745678
Are you a teenager?
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>>127745316
was that your first job? first time getting fired?

I dunno, you sound like you have experience and education, get a new job. Worst case scenario you can move to a different field outside of advertising if you can't get a new advertising job.

No offense intended but it kinda makes me sick when people complain about some inconvenience in their life when they're clearly well equipped to deal with the problem and move on.

I'm 33, no degree, worked mostly manual labor/low-skill jobs most of my life in manufacturing/production facilities. I'm somewhat intelligent so I usually rise above the filth in those jobs, usually promoted to a lead hand or supervisory position if I stay long enough (usually with a company for about 4-5 years) and end up making $20-25/hour, but still I'm at the the mercy of my employer and need to have some luck with getting promoted/raises.

At this point in my life I'd like to either go to college or take up a trade, but then I'm ~4 years away from completing either and making decent money, so I'll be close to 40 years old and just starting my "professional career" if I were to do that. It's depressing as fuck.

I went on a date last weekend, expectedly the girl asks what I do for a living, and I have to explain to her that I work the night shift as a production supervisor at a meat factory gutting turkeys. Unsurprisingly she wasn't impressed. You haven't felt depression until you're in that kind of situation time after time. That's what it is to me now, it's not about the money, it's about the lack of prestige or reputation. When you get older without an education or any real success in life it starts to weigh heavily on your pride and confidence. When I was in my 20s I didn't give a fuck, I was free, adventurous, no thought or worry about my future. Now? All I can do is wish I'd taken another path in life and pray for a lucky break at some point in time.

Point is your life isn't so bad and you're equipped to succeed.
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>>127745316
>How should I kill myself?
multiple homicide-suicide
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>>127749411
you dont know me man. my parents were shit drug addicts and ive worked my ass off getting where i am. all that education, student loans that i now owe and cant pay back. i had been searching for a job for nearly 2 years, literally only a handful of callbacks despite my education and experience. fuck, now i cant even get a low skilled job because im TOO EXPERIENCED.
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>>127745316
Put a trashbag over your headbut before that fill it with N20 then if the bag is full with the gas put it over your head and you will be absorbed out of your mind and will feel ULTRA EUPHORIE + plus you will dream for some minutes but since you will hold the shot over the head you will die in a most fantastic way posible
So if you WANT to do an hero go the LACHGAS way
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>>127745678
You know what will really happen when you die? You go back to where you came from before you were born. That ismnot an experience so the next thing you know you will be born again. Could be anything, a deformed baby, Down syndrome, a dog, a bird, a slug, a fish or a fly. As long as it is an experience. Death is an illusion, so youd want to contemplate on weather you are better of in life than most people and organisms. Life is a struggle and you cant get out of it, you have to make the best out of it
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>>127749411
and imagine being in a situation where you are educated and experienced, but cant for the life of you get a decent job. all the people i know keep saying ill "make bank" because i studied mathematics, little do they know i live in poverty.
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>>127749984
If that was your first job though, now you actually have some experience, the next one should be easier to find.

And no, I don't know you, and I know everyone has their own problems, I wasn't trying to diminish yours by claiming mine were somehow worse, but just know that by having a college degree and some work experience it already sets you far ahead of a lot of people.

Maybe do something drastic, move to SE Asia and teach English or something, can't you do that with basically any Bachelors degree? I would say don't feel handcuffed to the same industry, just because you did advertising doesn't mean you have to do the same at your next job.

Sucks about your parents btw, mine were fucked up as well, both bad alcoholics, have memories of my dad kicking the shit out of my mom, and her cutting her wrists (survived thankfully). They're divorced and sober now, but I'm not close to either one of them.
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>>127749984
'Waa waa no one will hire I'm gonna killmyself'. Fucken leafs are so annoying.
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>>127745316
At least do the world a favour and take as manny niggers with you as possible.
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>>127745316
Go into a black ghetto and kill as many niggers as you can, but only if you're really desperate.
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>>127745316
go to mount everest and find a nice tall cliff, then jump off.
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>>127745316
If you have any decency or respect for the Western world, you'd shoot up a mosque faggot.
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>>127750616
Fucking this.
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>>127750365
go /innawoods/
Seriously, reinvent yourself.
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Praisekek
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>>127745585
The most manly suicide is seppuku.A shotgun is almost painless compared.
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>>127745316

>Well, /pol/, I got fired today from my job in advertising. How should I kill myself?

???

You're finally free from all the subliminal bullshit.
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>>127745316
Depends if you are white or not.If not,please go on.If yes,are you retarded?Its the most darkest before dawn.
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>>127748823
Ask your doc for some pills first (they work) what do you have to use?
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Green. Pokemon.
Kill yourself while livestreaming.
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>>127745316
Take unemployment and reinvent yourself. Accept that things suck. Only then after all your false hopes and expectations are gone you can see things clearly and find a new path. Don't give in to vanity. People that came before had much worse lives and carried on.
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Life's a bitch, put your head down and power through. One day you'll be getting your dick sucked and think of what a retard you are for wanting to kill your self
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>>127750365
Vancouver is the only place in Canada that really hires educated people. Have you tried applying for a job in Vancouver?
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>>127745316
Blow up a mosque
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>>127752179
This would be the best option
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>>127745316
Rake.
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>>127752241

most practical answer
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>>127752179
That will just sow sympathy for them. We need to get everyone on board, then use the full power of the military to remove them from the USA and in any country that asks for their removal
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>>127751974

>there are anons out there right now that haven't deprogrammed their triggers by age 20
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>>127750351

KEK
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>>127750351
Thats some nice advice from a bong.Interesting
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>>127745316
Don't you dare give up you fucker, we need every last man.
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>>127745657
link to stream?
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>>127745316
Don't do it. Dedicate your life to making the white race strong again.
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>>127745316

>getting out of an advertising job a bad thing

wtf kinda drugs are you on anon?

and don't forget to do a flip
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>>127748970
>Life is not complicated

Doesn't matter if life is complicated or not when you've come to the conclusion that everything is pointless. And growing old and dying of old age is not a motivator either.
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>>127745316
>data analytics
How is that not good? It's literally the fabric of our reality, why can't you get hired?
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>>127752731
I aint no damn bong, but thanks

If you really think deeply about it you will see it is indeed truth
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pro top: the world is great for white men.
I own my own business and do not have any problems with college campus narratives and YR A FUGGIN WHITE MAIL!!!! sjw's because they are nowhere near my industry.
dont be a faggot.
You probably should kill yourself because with that stinky attitude you will surely be the first to go in the coming race war.
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If you do kill yourself then please kill some niggers first
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>>127752866
Life is what you make it kiddo, you can struggle through it or make the most you can out of it. If you kill yourself you will only wake up as something else i believe
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>>127753242
kek
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>>127753339
>you will only wake up as something else i believe

That's a stupid belief
Only low IQ people believe in such stupid superstition
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>>127753526
Its not superstition its philosophy, Its not any crazier than what this life is.
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>>127745316
Step 1: Stand in a chair
Step 2: place piano wire around your neck
Step 3: super glue hands to your head
Step 4: jump off chair

When you are found, it will look like you pulled your head off!
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>>127753526
It actually makes more sense than heaven.Ever heard of the noosphere?Its not researched because its a bad joke.Especially after the CIA files about remote sensing.
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>>127753789
Of course it's superstition, and a stupid one too.

So what were you in your former life? Do you remember it? KEK
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>>127745316

just b urself
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>>127752131
i live in vancouver.
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How are you reacting while having a job interview try to be happy and stuff that helped me with many job interviews
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>>127745316
Wait until the sout african race war start and go fight there.
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Don't do it. There are solutions to this. A maths degree is valuable despite this shit. You really need ongoing career counselling
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>>127754158
No, impossible to remember. The "I" is gone when you are dead, Reincarnation is real yet an illusion at the same time.
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Whatever way you do it make sure you kill at least 6million kikes before you suicide , if you can't do that don't suicide u lazy incompetent peace of shit
>Kill kikes
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>>127754292
>i live in vancouver.

1.do you have savings?
2.somewhere to crash wihtout paying rent like car?
3.any sidehustle?

I know how it feels, Im 30 and living with parents so I have it worse, trust me. Youll pull yourself out of it.
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>>127754475
Ian Stevenson seems to disagree on that with you.
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Or go to prison or some shit atleast you don't have to think about working
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>>127754292
don't throw your life away you miserable cunt. come to turkey and be an english teacher or something. chicks love western men here, you will have more value here. also we will probably have a civil war in a couple of years so you get to taste some action shooting subhumans and shit
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>>127754615
Get a shitty job , save up some money and invest in growing a shit ton of weed , take advantage of the degenerates
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>>127754475

If you can't remember it, it's completely irrelevant if you get "reborn" - cos 'you' will be dead.

Maybe you're actually just a dinosaur that died... and now you don't want to die because you can get reborn a bird BWHAHAHAHA
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>>127745316
>Click here
read what color is your parachute
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>>127745316
>Well, /pol/, I got fired today from my job in advertising. How should I kill myself?
literally kys yourself
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>>127745316
>Buy helium tank (for welding, no baloon shit)
>Inhale it
>Brain cant distinguish between He and O, so you wont feel suffocated
>Die
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>>127754807
Lol
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>>127754934
If you are not trolling you can find evidence by googling Ian Stevenson.
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>>127754807
Then quit your whining and man up. Take a job from one of those useless Jamals. There are fucking 15 year old white kids who have jobs. Actually try for half a ducking second before you cuck out and go an hero.
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>>127745316
nail bomb a mosque or synagog. It might start an underground counter-culture
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>>127745316
Nigger, don't be a pussy. Get another job. 35k/year can be had just about anywhere if it's about the money.
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>>127745316
It can only go to better now, don't give up now lad.
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>>127754640
Thats because his way at looking at things is flawed to begin with. Silly man he is. No such thing as entities, the whole universe is one. When you die you go back to before you were born, that is not an experince so you could wake up as anything that has. There really is no you to begin with. Nothing paranormal about it
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>>127745316
get a loan and fuck off to thailand
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>>127745316
Why don't you just get another job

Who the fuck cares, geez
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>>127755352
Evidence doesnt seem to agree with you on that as i already mentioned.
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>>127755035

>Ian Stevenson

This is how religion started. He's like a more resent 'Mohammad' (profet)

All BS of course.
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>>127745316
Don't kill yourself, people care about you, talk to a friend or relative.
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>>127755617
Mohammed also had "proof"
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>>127755558
I am god and I can attest that you didn't exist before you were born, then you did exist
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>>127755558
Show the evidence again this philosophy, id be interested in it
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>>127754292
Seattle faggot here. We're pretty close and pretty much have the same weather, usually constant rain even if the last couple days have been nice. Why not try your luck somewhere else? Get some sun man. All the rain can get to your head.

Also extra question did they tell you exactly why they fired you?
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>>127755879
There is no god my little larping anon.
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>>127755880
"Reincarnation pioneer, Dr Ian Stevenson presents cases of children who claim to remember previous lives, and people with birth marks and birth defects" Try googling it
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>>127745316
Join the army faggot and die like a man
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>>127745316
Welcome to the Russian world.
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>>127745316
> tired of job
> does not change job but thinks about suicide instead
Take a loan, try your own business, if you do not succeed then it is time to kys. But promise to yourself before taking a loan that you kill yourself in most painful way if you fail. And promise yourself that before you are killing yourself you do an egotrip.
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>>127746711

This. Stick around we need all the able bodied whites we can get. Don't let Shlomo get you down. Move out to Alberta. Start a new life. Try to live closer to nature.

Also if you have to an hero, take out a bunch of Muslims when you go. Remember they congregate at their Mosques on Friday nights.
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>>127747610

Jesus that's an old reference.
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>>127756353
Ack thats all bullshit to begin with. You can not remember past lives, as i said its impossible. This is not evidence at all. It just disproves lying cunts not the philosophy
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>>127745316
Write a suicide note on why you killed yourself and hang yourself.
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>>127757079
You know the sign of being brainwashed is not being able to entertain yourself with the idea that you are wrong and other are right.
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>>127757079
>impossible

top kek how bluepilled you are. there's no such thing as """past""" life m8. time is not linear as (((they))). your """past""" life is happening right now because there's no such thing as past or future

oh and you can see them but it's not advisable. focus on this life instead
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>>127757764
*(((they))) say
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>>127757683
You misunderstand why i think it is most likely true. Not because of silly assholes claiming to remember past lives.
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>>127745316
>Well, /pol/, I got fired today from my job in advertising. How should I kill myself?
By teaching a lesson to your enemies first! Do not go without a certain action.
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>>127757683
This.

Family reunion when?
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>>127758276
You clearly wrote "as i said its impossible"
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>>127757764
When did i even say past life?
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>>127745740
>@webb4bernie
this
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>>127758413
Join V4.Alliances are already forming behind the curtains.
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>>127747615
I did this for a year in Texas. First week I was covered in ticks and fleas. Instant regret, had an interview though but during it a flea jumped off onto the interview papers and they ended it there recommending hygiene. Went to the public park bathroom and noticed a tick hanging off my ear. Finally messaged a family member on facebook and begged to push carts at Wal-mart to get back on track. I am in a worse situation now than before I tried to hike cities.
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>>127745316
go to bed tonight and wake up tommorrow works everytime
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>>127758774
Im sure that was an entertaining hike
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>>127745316
It's not too late yet and we need every single man, Blatt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rw0i7oVAE

>Beat me, hate me
>You can never break me
>Will me, thrill me
>You can never kill me
>Jew me, Sue me
>Everybody do me
>Kick me, kike me
>Don't you black or white me

>Some things in life they
>just don't wanna see
>But if Martin Luther was livin'
>He wouldn't let this be

>You know I do really hate to say it
>The government don't wanna see
>But if Roosevelt was livin'
>He wouldn't let this be, no, no
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>>127758495
Some of us here are still not given up on Nordic and try to uncuck them. This is what is holding us bit back. I personally think that we need Finland with us.
Opposition is currently butchering our eurocuck government and swedepuppets.
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>>127745316
I recommend you strap a bomb to you chest and blow up mecca
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>>127758424
My belief in reincarnation is NOT about remembering. There is no proof against or for it. It just makes sense to me when you think deeply about how things are. I do not believe in spirits or what ever, do you understand now?
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>>127759237
Everyone is welcome.Old Europe will shine again.
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>>127759604
Nah.Noosphere is a thing being researched right now,confirmed by CIA remote sensing files.
But you are free to believe what you like if it doesnt involves anything from anybody besides you.
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>>127759604
if you're going to wait for objective proofs you will have to wait for eternity
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>>127759618
If everything succeeds and Estonian nation still exists then we will change government in the middle of our EU presidency for maximum keks.

And it is time for Russians to separate commies from their past.
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>>127745316
>imblying advertising isn't hell
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>>127745316
Cut deep into arm
Remember, side to side for attention
Down the middle for results
Good luck op,I hope you like staring into darkness forever
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>>127759604
Do you believe in circle of life?
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>>127745941
I work with a guy who watched his father's throat get slit when he was a kid, robbers made him watch it. He's in his 60s both of his kids are dead already and he still works and deals with it. Don't be a faggot, embrace your hardships and stop looking at yourself as a victim. Stop looking for short term pleasure and be oriented towards your goals in life
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>>127745316
do it at the age of 90
before that raise kids, so that you can see your grandkids and maybe their grandkids
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>>127760303
I am more than sure that Russia is hiding some surprises for us behind its back.
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>>127760242
No im not waiting at all. From a philosophical point of view it makes sense to me. About the nature of reality, about the universe. Not about spooky paranormal bull. I could go into it but there is alot to understand and explain
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>>127745316
if you need a "how to" guide to offing yourself you're gonna cock it up anyway and just want attention.

saged
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Don't do it op, if you kill yourself you die and dead people cant eat burgers
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>>127745316
Use a flamethrower and burn down a refugee ghetto or do something crazy I don't know. Don't be a faggot
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>>127760423
Well...what do you mean by it?
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Find something else.maybe a passion and join a cause against your aggressors.
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>>127760716
"philosophical point of view" belongs in the domain of the intellectual mind. the intellectual mind is interested in the known but fears the unknown because it's beyond it's capacity. existentialists said that the mind can only lead you up to a point and if you want to explore what's beyond, you have to use your other faculties. there's a point where knowledge becomes a burden, logic becomes the tormentor

don't get me wrong bong, I don't claim to know it all or being better than you. we're just exchanging words
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>>127760013
>noosphere
Interesting, what do you mean by confirmed by the CIA?
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>>127745316
Suicide bombing in a mosque, it is ramadan so go!!
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What good are ya if you're dead, we need old fags to keep /pol/ true and rid of Reddit fags. For God sakes man don't do it!
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>>127745316
Don't be silly. If you got fired, you can get unemployment. That'll buy you some time. Look into underwriting- crap I can't remember the other one… starts with an A. Anyway, data analysis is highly valued. Pays well. Insurance is really unlikely to discriminate against you for your race. 180 degrees less stuffy than it used to be.
Nationwide is a good one. They aren't the highest pay, but it's a great place to work, overall. They would love your volunteer stuff, too.
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>>127745316

Go live in eastern europe you sucker.
If you really hate slavic peoples...

Czech Republic
-western enough to be considered white.
-eastern enough to fallow Easter Europe politically.
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>>127750351
Ive always had that same mindset. Thats why i never comtemplated suicide seriously, because i always try to get my mind off the relativity of my experience and try to see the big picture. Yes, my life feels like an absolute struggle to me, but i am most likely better off than 60% of the world population. There is a lot of people in the world that would envy my life. The truth is, i should feel blessed and knowing that helps a lot
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>>127761721
I actually (((think))) i know what you mean

Human reasoning is flawed and built around the senses that we experience the world with, that are just a perception of reality and did not evolve for accuracy but for survival. There for intuition is sometimes the best way to see the world. It is good to quite your mind sometimes
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Another white person trying to kill themselves. Color me shocked.
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>>127745316

I want you to live.
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Get a new job you tool. There is always work, even if its not the job you want. The reason the world is going to shit for white men like you say is because white men are giving up
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>>127762379
It saved my life. I used to have so much mental illnesses i could not count them on my finger. Every day was living hell, i once found myself contemplating on the other side of a window 3 stories up weather i should jump. But i thought about it and came to that strain of thought, that i really dont have it as bad as others
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>>127751655
>green id
>dubs

NICE
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>>127745316
Do this
>Pour a glass of whiskey.
>Put some cold water with it, just a dash.
>Drink
>Smoke some weed.
>Put on Mac Demarco Salad days.
>Wait for the weed to seep into your bones.
>Have a cheese sandwich.
>Wank or get an escort.
>Shower. Smoke some more weed.
>Watch a shitty funny movie. I reccomend The Other Guys
>You will laugh.

Then think. You have a great job. bla bla bla. Work on your social skills and then you will get a girlfriend.
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>>127745316
if youre dead set on doing it, become a serial killer, and mass murder minorities
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I was feeling how you feel last week, my ex-roommate stole hundreds of dollars from me by not paying their rent. Now I have to track them down and sue them in small claims court. On top of that, she and her mentally ill partner have been spreading lies about me, thus I've lost friends I've had for over seven years (clearly not real friends, still depressing).

I wonder, if you would like someone to at least talk to somehow..

You should be proud of who you are and what you've accomplished. Don't let this mentally and emotionally disabled society consume you. People who hold themselves to a higher standard of truth hear you and are out there going through the same backwards existence.

Focus on what you can control and take responsibility for, day by day. Invest in yourself, you are your constant in this shit show.
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>>127745316

>World doesn't want me
>Implying you have some intrinsic value to the world

You have every right to believe that you are valuable and useful to the world--that you have the capacity to do good. It would otherwise be hard to fight for yourself in the world if you did not believe such a thing.

However, do not delude yourself into thinking that society ought to pay some sort of special attention to you and your actions. This world is cruel. It will just as soon produce something of beauty as it will destroy beauty with raging winds or bloody violence. Do not believe for a moment that the world cares about you no matter how good you think you are.

So get over whatever hump you're in and learn to love yourself; for a healthy man, this is all the love you really will ever need. Figure out how to get out of your mess and then make it happen. You have all the potential to move mountains if you so choose; you also have the potential for nothingness and your own demise. Remember Teddy Roosevelt's old "man in the arena"; Do not be one of the cold and timid souls who has known neither victory nor defeat. Get in the ring and fight like a motherfucker.
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>>127745316
advertising. you were dead for a long time, how about you start living?
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>>127760427
Everytime I think the UK is a dystopian hellscape, a fookin Sooth Affreecan comes along to remind me how good I actually have it here.
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>>127745316

Don't. Fight for your loved ones and for a world worth living for.
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>>127745316
Why don't you start a new country for white men only. I will come live there.
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>>127745316
are u white?
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>>127763668
>>127763632
Good advice anons. Read Marcus Aurelius and study the life of the Greek stoics and Buddhism embrace the void and become ineffable.
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>>127745316
what happened?

Also, you are not the first person to get fired and you will not be the last.

It feels like a huge blow to the ego.. I get it. Learn from the experience and get moving again. Do not wallow. Suicide is not a proportional or rational reaction to getting fired.
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>>127745316

Fight back, OP. Make (((them))) pay.
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>>127762576
maybe we have other skills rather than the sheer power of the mind and these skills are long forgotten, got rusty if you may. we're being told by "experts" that we're nothing but intelligent pieces of meat. what if there's more to the human body? what if the things we classify as "supernatural" were common knowledge 5000 or 50000 years ago? cold empirical materialism is what rules the collective consciousness today

as far as we can see, we're living in the age of lies now. I think it's best to keep an open mind in such a cunning environment. yes there are lots of charlatans spewing bullshit about the so called paranormal. maybe it's their job to make these concepts look silly so that the people seeking truth would abandon them just by looking at these fraudulent people
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You tried to sneak nazi stuff into your advertising, didnt you?
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>>127764534
Or a black/trans/queer/mentally and physically disabled black woman applied, thus automatically more qualified
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>>127750351
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>>127764422
Well i dont completely disbelieve or believe in one thing or the other, and its very likely that there is forgotten knowledge. Infact id say the ancients were on to something with religion back then but now modern religions have lost the original message, ecpeically western religions.
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>>127745316
>math degree

you should hook up with the crazy idiots in /diy/ and go rogue and do some tesla shit
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>>127745316
Dude buy bitcoins before you die
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>>127745316
Actuary. Actuary is the position I was thinking of.
They're quite well paid.

>>>127762166 (my previous post)
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>>127745316
Exit bag.
>CPAP Mask
>Tank full of Helium
>Tube that fits the CPAP mask
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>>127745316
Take as many traitors and shitskins with you as possible
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>>127745316
Jesus, society is stacked against you no matter what you do. If it won't let you go along with it, then why give it what it wants? If it seeks to make you a pariah, killing yourself is what it wants. If you have nothing to lose, no mobility no matter what you do, you can seek to undermine it.
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>>127745518
Nigga what
> t. County Brownie
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>>127766074
This. Don't be a massive cuck and give in to the struggle OP. Fight on and defy their desire to see you dead. Spit in their face as well as their brown hordes.
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