Brit/pol/ - A Very British Coup edition

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

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>Ywn observe space with the King

For those who have seen it, what is your opinion on A Very British Coup?

If you want to fuck/be fucked by men you are a bender and are not welcome in /pol/.

>>127743607
Or a woman.

vote ukip

>>127743607
I have a bf lad

>>127743607
this

>>127743653
Women on /pol/? Not many.

I like being fucked by men

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Bike anons can I ride around on a 125 with L plates before I do my CBT???

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>Boris Johnson HIJACKS BBC interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeDSYOV1Sf4

What a lad

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>tfw have to do a radio show sat in a big empty foreign room

>>127743767
We're going to give you to the muzzies before we kick them out, they'll dispose of you.

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>He doesn't support mass immigration

>He doesn't realise immigrants prop up our NHS

>He doesn't realise that without immigrants the economy would collapse

>He doesn't realise that terrorists don't act because of Islam but because they're oppressed

>He doesn't realise Islam is a religion of peace

>He doesn't realise African immigrants are better educated than ethnic Britons

>He doesn't realise that most Muslims love Britain

>He doesn't realise that most of the minorities he tells to "go back home" were born here and so are as British as he is


FUCKING WEEEEEW LAD!

>>127743585
being a member of the royal family in the 17th,18th and 19th century must have been great

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>>127743653
>>127743795

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>>127743795

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>>127743825
What's he said this time?

>>127743839
Both of us hate muzzies though

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40096456

>>127743928
>POST FEET

>>127743420
>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least

Seems like bullshit to me. Also why not more in May's carcrash performance last night?

>>127743900
Most muslims don't like Britain though.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=60+percent+of+muslims&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=csAtWaOpO8yXgAbRyb3wCg#q=60+percent+of+muslims+uk+wouldn%27t+report+involved+in+extremism

>>127743900
quintessentially british

>>127743973
So do the Jews. The enemy of my enemy is just another enemy.

If you gave me a gun with one bullet and put you and a muzzie in a room with me, I'd shoot him and beat you to death.

>>127743825
>HIJACKS BBC interview

He was invited onto Sky News for an interview. This is footage of that interview. Fuck YouTube video titles.

>>127743928
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>>127743900
>1 post by this ID

>>127743818
Yes Bikefag.

>>127744040
They're proposing a land tax to replace council tax. Almost everyone would pay a lot more.

>>127744099
>beat you to death.
Bet you don't even lift you pathetic larper.

>>127744082
NONSENSE

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/27/muslims-british-values_n_5536705.html

>>127743900
>He doesn't realise African immigrants are better educated than ethnic Britons

well gee, im shocked that the clique of private educated chinks that are sent over here are more academic than the masses of state educated layabout ethnic brits

>>127744184
>Twink thinks that you have to be a gym rat to operate your arms in an up down motion with a weapon in your hand.

>>127744116
It'll start off as a way to screw the core Tory vote in rural areas.

Lads got 8k or so to spend on a new motor. It's got to be

>black
>automatic
>petrol
>0-60 in 8 seconds tops
>saloon/coupe/hardtop convertible
>10 years old or less.
>ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles.

I'm thinking:

>Audi TT (post 2007 version)
>Mercedes CL500
>BMW 3 SERIES SPORT

I'm leaning towards the merc as it's a fuckin weapon and gorgeous interior but higher miles (still only 6.3k). Then again the Audi I can get for lower miles and is a sexy car but it's a bit girly.

>>127744099
Personally I would escape the room, shoot the Jew, let the mudslime throw the fag out the window, then come back with the right wing death squad to kill the mudshit.

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>>127743818

I rode my 125cc cruiser with L plates for two years, even in a group of lads where we were all wearing MC colours. Never got pulled over or asked for a licence or anything but I did have the CBT.

>>127743900
>go back home
yes to the ethnic homeland, birthright by soil, not by where you just happen to come out of the vag from

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SPRINGWATCH TIME, RUN AND GET A CUPPA AND GET COMFY IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE WITH THE LADS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

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>>127744274

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>>127743917
15th/16th would have been better, before (((usury))) trashed the crown.

You still had the chance, Henry, it could have all been so different..

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>>127744274
>automatic
fuck off you big bender

>>127744284
I see where you're coming from, but the satisfaction of beating a queer to death would be too much to resist.

>>127744305
Troll harder nigger.

>>127744274

>8k
>>ideally 60-70k miles but I don't really mind 100k miles

WHY?

>>127743818
No you need a cbt before you can ride the bike

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It's summer. My door-window is open. And so are the windows of the neighbour below me. And yesterday he was smoking weed. And I got it all in my apartment. Absolutely immoral..... but it smelt amazing.

Also
>tfw you dont live next to a lake

>>127744262
You don't need to be huge, but larping obese neckbeards aren't gonna be good against anyone.

>>127743818
No, you can after you do cbt.

>>127744349
Sorry didn't mention I am neither

>gay
>a hairdresser
>an estate agent

>>127744439
Ah yes, the old fallback insult.I weigh under 10 and a half stone, I'm really not insulted.

>>127744409
Wot lad?

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Miserable Trout-faced old lady show off the new lunchtime menu.

>>127744274

>Audi/BMW

Oh, so you're a shit driver. Good to know.

I am a neo-liberal and I am a homosexual. Does /pol/ accept me?

>>127744381
I wasn't trolling

I found the lyrics of Susie apls (or whoever the fuck) replying to the millie b rap on RapGenius and I subbed in your name in for Millie B

I thought you'd like it senpai

>>127744116
>Almost everyone would pay a lot more

Prove it.

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>>127744562
THANK YOU MR SKELETAL

>>127744612
Trudeau is a fucking minger, where did these lefty memes about him being hot start?

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>>127744115
>>127744302
>>127744426
>>127744474
>Conflicting advice
How can I practice riding my bike before the test then?

>>127744545
estate agents a new one but I heard the others 100s of time
but if your a overcompensating cuck if you don't get a genuinely good car because you want to prove your not a faggot

>>127744704
I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little bit flattered.

Thank you senpai.

>>127744608

Why would you pay 8 grand for something with 70000 miles on the clock when that money could get you something with less than half that mileage that might be five years old, tops?

>>127744801
<3

(non buttsecks way)

>>127744754
3% of land value. That's huge everywhere except very very rural areas with cheaper land.

>>127744784
because DUDE WEED

>>127744612
Why does merkel always do that hand pose?
>inb4 illuminati

>>127744787
>needing to practice for cbt
>needing to practice for compulsory basic training
>practice
>training
w e w

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>>127744274
Fucking state of you mate. You're either a Deano or a wannabe-bigshot paki/nog.

>>127744274
I got a 2.2 ecotec motor for an alero for $750 with 100k miles on it

I'm sure you can find something better for your money

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>>127743607
>ywn be pegged by kayleigh

Why even live

>>127744821
Because I don't want to drive around in a fucking mondeo cuck mobile. I want to be in a fuckin tasty little motor that my bits of skirt get wet just sitting in the passenger seat in son. Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad?

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My constituency is the world's safest Tory seat

I guarantee the Tory MP will pull 65%+

Is it even worth me going to vote? Would rather stay home and wank in the garden tbqh

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Where is the Votetard toothpaste?

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>>127743818
You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike.
>https://www.gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt

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>>127744787
>How can I practice riding my bike before the test
Is this a euphemism?

>>127744787
Before you make yourself look like an even bigger idiot just read this: https://www.gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt/who-needs-training

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>>127744348

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>>127745074
>Riding the bike
Possibly

>>127744944
>Who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a top of the range merc lad?
no one

everyone thinks your a faggot cocky kid

get a semi decent car so it doesn't break down the day before you give your semi decent gf a ride to your first date

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>>127745280
Stop posting my wojaks you dyel fag.

>>127744987
Yes, don't be a lazy nigger. Spoil your ballot or vote UKIP.

>>127745357
>your
*you're

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>>127744787

Lad I'm not saying its legal to do, just that you're not likely to get checked out on a 125 - unless there was some licence / driver reference on the computer that had gone down.

The point of the CBT is that its no experience -> road qualificaion in ONE day. Ypu start in a car park and then do accompanied riding on the roads. Unless you're a spacca and they don't think you're ready, then its two days.

If you're that arsed about practicing get a mate (not sure about this part since you're a tripfag and all) to tell you about the clutch/gears and let you ride theirs around a car park for a bit.

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>>127744944

You won't be getting a top of the range Merc, though. You'll be getting a 12 year old dad car nearing 100k miles that's going to cost you a fucking fortune on parts and labour once it inevitably stars developing little creaks and groans And it's obvious you've never had an expensive car before if you think these things are cheap to maintain should something go wrong with them. Some boy racer's going to accidentally bump you at the lights and you'll be on here in a few months time crying about being stung for a few hundred quid for an old bumper the local garage had to source.

Unless your intention is to impress schoolies, you'd be better off spedning the money on a gym membership, a wardrobe and more upmarket hangouts; you can't drive when you're hitting up the swanky bars, mate.

>>127745357
t. Public transport pleb

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>>127744944
>who doesn't love a 23 year old driving a shitty used merc
lmao'ing at poorfags

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>>127745184
You first need to get a provisional licence and complete CBT if you want to ride a motorbike.
>https://www.gov.uk/motorcycle-cbt

This is the correct and non-conflicting answer.

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Any of the other metal lads around this evening? I know you post here you greasy spergs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZCAarIVSI

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>>127745113
>tfw Preuße is helpful
T-thanks

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>>127745184
I can always count on you to have top-tier taste mate

>namefag
>links to the guardian
>links to the bbc
stopped reading there

probably the worst /shit/ pol ever.

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>>127745450
Thanks senpai

>>127744944
>>127745460

I should also add even if you take care of it, there will be almost no resale value in it at those mileages so once you spend that money, it's gone.

Not something I'd be doing at 23, lad.

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>>127745536
>Tfw no HM2 pedal

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Why do communists keep turning into Nazis, lads?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Army_Faction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Mahler

>Horst Mahler, a founding RAF member, is now a vocal Neo-Nazi and Holocaust denier.[54] In 2005, Mahler was sentenced to 6 years in prison for incitement to racial hatred against Jews.[55] He is on record as saying that his beliefs have not changed: Der Feind ist der Gleiche (The enemy is the same).[56]

>Horst Mahler (born 23 January 1936) is a German former lawyer and political activist.[1] He once was an extreme-left militant and a founding member of the Red Army Faction, but later became a Maoist before switching to Neo-Nazism. Between 2000 and 2003, he was a member of the far-right National Democratic Party of Germany. Since 2003, he has repeatedly been convicted of Volksverhetzung ("incitement of popular hatred") and Holocaust denial and served much of a twelve-year prison sentence.

>>127745681
Triplords are the superior thread craftsmen. This has been thoroughly established.

i'm 24 and i got no jobe, will comrade corbyn sort me out

>>127744787
Lad willy-poster here, I have a full bike licence

You MUST complete your CBT, before going out on the road on your own on L-Plates.

You do your CBT at a training place, it's piss easy, takes about half a day of basic handling, going around cones, practicing baraking etc, it's neigh on impossible to fail.

You can then practice on your own on the road on L-plates on any bike upto 125cc, but not before getting your

Compulsory
Basic
Training

>>127745460
I'm already ripped and bench 300lbs lad. I've got a decent job and now I think why not get a decent car. Also have a good wardrobe with a few nice boss suits.

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Doing a think.

So if I have this correct, all this trouble in Africa and the middle east is because Europe colonised them all and drew up artificial borders, forcing different groups of people with no common bond to live in the same country. They failed to integrate.

But inviting people from all over Africa and the middle east to live in Europe is a great idea. This time they'll integrate.

>>127745634
The markets love it when the Tories are leading the polls by a mile. That's all the proof you need to know that the Tories won't bring down immigration numbers.

>>127745488
>public transport
>in america
I actually have a 5 speed focus hatch because i live on a farm
bikes are for faggots and dutch

>>127745961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

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>>127745596
You too anon, how can anybody not like springwatch?!

>>127745510
You literally survive off autism bux of the SNP government as you've admitted here before many times so I don't know what you're on about you Polish cunt.

Decease your fuckry

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>>127745895
Yeah it will be a full time job waiting in a bread line

>>127745878
Yes, we should all rush to make our posts easily identifiable at an individual level over multiple threads.

Do you think we're daft or something?

>>127745905
I actually accidently opened the throttle when some knobber cut me up and ended up on the wrong side of the road driving towards oncoming traffic.

Still passed.

>>127745842
I can get an Audi TT with 60k miles for 6-8 grand. I only do 3-4K miles a year. That has clear resale value.

>>127745905

Also another thing to add, if you have no CBT and go on the road and get into an accident your insurance is void, and you'll be shafted good and propper

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>>127744944
>top of the range merc
>8 grand

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/30/painstaking-detail-brexit-process-revealed-eu-documents

>Just 10 days before the general election, the EU published two documents that will affect every person living in Britain for years to come. Despite being dropped into the maelstrom of an election caused by Brexit, there was hardly a murmur.


Reading the article the EU seems to have publushed its divorce bill in detail and is sticking to the line that these things are non-negotiable.


The EU is basically demanding a soft brexit style of thing but not guaranteeing single market access in return for basically paying pur budget contributions

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>>127745910
>I'm already ripped and bench 300lbs lad
I'll take things dyels say for 500.

>>127744274
buy british you cunt.

>>127746137
>being this much of a mug

this is why i haven't worked for 5 years and still worth more than you, assets look at them! not a fucking audi

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>>127745905
Thanks lad, is it easy even for a complete novice? How does it affect your willy though?

>>127746260
What you mean lad?

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Why did they get rid of the 12.5g Amber Leaf, lads? I don't smoke, but I'm curious

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>>127746027
>resorting to this level of slander

Just makes me think you're a manlet tbqh.

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>>127745536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuq9TYbdSfE

>>127746109

Kek, yeah the training plases generally throw CBT passes out like hot-cakes so you can start their regular training etc, I think you'd have to purposely try and fail to fail a CBT

Someone explain this Deano meme to me?

>>127746239
How many scoops do you have pube?

>>127746137
>audi TT

fuck

you remind me of myself when I was 14 looking up cars

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>>127745878
Into the filter you go. Enjoy.

>>127746350
Someone dig out the screenshots of this cuck admitting he's a literally polish spastic living off disability benefits in Scotland who claims he's german (as if that's something tonne proud of).

Surely not everyone here is so new they can't remember who this cunt is

>>127744887
stoners make me wanna commit.

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>>127745777

No problem lad, the YBR is a good bet as they're quite reliable and wasy to maintain (tightening/lubing the chain etc.) and to get a hold of parts for. Its pretty much the same for the Honda Shadow 125, Yamaha BN 125 Eliminator or Virago and the Suzuki Marauder 125 which are all in the cruiser style. The Chinese imports do not have this advantage and for this reason will end up costing you more in the long run despite being cheaper at first. Keep in mind bike prices also peak in the summer before dropping off as it gets wetter/colder.

Also that's a dank set of trips you've got yourself there fampai.

>>127746300
I've been driving cars for years and found it easy. If you're not familiar with the rules of the road it may be a bit more difficult.

WAYELLS debate on the BBC News channel in 10 minutes

>>127746404
He is the essence of what it is to be normie scum.

>>127746314
property,shares,bonds etc or just save up the cash. i'll find you a decent car for £2k.

>>127746343
i would guess that kids and social smokers are more likely to buy smaller packs

also the 12.5 amber leaf came in an incredibly handy little box with papers and filters included

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>>127746421
Still just 2.
>>127746424
>he's still mad about the suit incident
Never change you fat cunt.

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>>127746481

>>127746137

I don't know anyone that buys TTs any more, lad. They look dated as fuck. Like I said, might fool the schoolies but it would be a far better financial decision to aim a little lower, get yourself some sporty, more recent runaround that still looks smart and that you can recoup more than half of your initial outlay from once you sell it. Anything else and you run the risk of looking like you're driving your dad's car around. Up to you, though.

>>127746300
>How does it affect your willy though?
I've had multiple hands free orgasms on my motorcycle
better to cum while riding the bike than to get to work with a massive boner

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>>127745910
>Bench 300lbs

>>127746489
Kek car flat wife job?

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>>127746442
This is like the 3rd time you've announced you've filtered me.

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>>127745910
>bench 300lbs
>a few nice boss suits.
Are you Preuße's boyfriend?

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>>127746449
>implying there are such screenshots

I admitted to tax evasion, not anything else, feel free to keep trying though you spacker.

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The Strange Death of Europe - Chapter 6: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onKfMS4GZC

Archive: https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

>>127746351

>ywn get your shinpads on and head out to the woods with Rob for a photoshoot

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I am Puße's rippling abdomen

>>127746513
I saw people on here trade on the stock market - I want to do that. What platform do you guys use. And how do you pick your stocks.

Also 2k can't get you a good car. I've found myself in a good bit of work and am earning over a grand a week ATM so don't see what's wrong with splashing on a nice little motor for bit of fun

>>127745536
>ruined by the vocals once again

>>127744944

Old C classes, 3 Series and A4s are driven by niggers and pakis m7. At least get something interesting and fun.

>>127746636
This is image in this post >>127744931
and the copypasta is:

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>127746621
>daily reminder that if you can't bench 225lbs or 1.5x your body weight you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

I'm that guy.

On a cycle of test e and tren e ATM (600mg/250mg a week).

I'm legit ripped to be fair. Only thing missing in my life is a hot car

>>127743607
do traps count?

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So bored lads. Just want a happening.

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Suppose I'll have to hold my nose and vote Tory.
I want to vote UKIP but I'm really voting to keep Corbyn out.

>>127746300
>is it easy even for a complete novice?

Very easy mate, I had previous experience before my CBT, but i've never heard of anyone failing a CBT.

The manual gears, may take a little while to get used to, unless you do your CBT on an automic scooter etc,, but really it's piss easy m8.

>How does it affect your willy though?
this time of year it's fine but in the winter it goes small

>>127746680
>audiobooks
found the pleb

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>>127746061
made me kek lad.

fuck communists tbph

>>127746744
don't trade just buy and hold...set up an account on hl.co.uk

>>127746664
So do you or do you not claim disability benefit off the Scottish government?

I rest my case.

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>>127746936
You

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>>127746936
complete

>>127743420
>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
holy shit he is literally fucking retarded.
>how much will it cost
>wellllll it'll cost a lot
>yeah how much though
>let me just log on to my ipad and i'll see
could you have a more retarded party leader

>>127746936
What constituency?

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>>127746470
Thanks lad will look up these bikes and compare

>Keep in mind bike prices also peak in the summer before dropping off as it gets wetter/colder
Good advice anon

>dank set of trips

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>>127746936
fucking

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>>127744274
>buying german cars

I unironically bought a mini

Made in Coventry

>>127746891
Deano is happier than you will ever be.

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>>127746936
mong

Sister is voting Labour lads. After Brexit I promised not to try and get her to change her vote so will just leave her to it.

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>>127746867
That's the annoying thing that all these fucking pakis are driving these cars. I don't know what I can get that these cunts aren't driving. I considered a jag x type sport but the maintenance is expensive and it's an old man car.

My budget is 7-9k. I want it to be fast, black and nice looking. And not some gook shit like a Mazda.

>>127746928
Ariana Grande is back on Manchester on Sunday, you don't have much longer to wait.

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>>127746894
How long are you keeping that up?

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>>127747057
t bourgeois

>>127746823

I got you m9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOQF6RDRIe0

>>127746474
Yeah I'm more than comfortable driving a car was a taxi driver for 2 years. Just want to get a bike now, just worried about changing gears etc.

>>127747083

>Driving a womans cars

>>127746744
What job you in mate? Got one that pays over a grand a month so probably a 2k car for me

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>>127747088
Ignorance is bliss.

>>127746744

Invest in trackers, lad. Stick money in every month and forget you did until until 25 years down the line. If you have a little windfall here or there or if you want to buy yourself a gift, then you can start pickign and choosing some stock fro your own little pet portfolio but your main investment at first should be fire-and-forget index trackers.

>>127745536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTrUwO6xOEI

>>127746967
Buy what mate? Everyone here says ENTH or whatever that is

>>127747113
WUZN'T

>>127747057
Tbh politicians shouldn't just have to remember the costs of their policies at interviews

Its lazy interviewing

>>127747083
looks like you live in a sinkhole estate aha is that car worth more than your house

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>>127746894
>i can bench 300lbs
>yeah bro im fucken schredded bro
>roiding for this

>>127744274
>VAG trash
>Merc money pit
>autotragic

not buying reliable jap shit in 2017 heh

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>>127746566
>tfw he still hasn't recovered

>>127747168
Bikes are a lot simpler than cars. It's a bit odd at first working them with your foot and N can be a bit of a bugger in boots. But you'll be competent after an hour in the car park.

>>127747083

>the twink in the background
>"Are we going inside to fuck or not? Jeez..."

>>127747248
I'm in NYSE: GNC

buy and hold till January.

>>127747083
Im not a hairdresser though mate and I'm straight.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/30/why-im-no-longer-talking-to-white-people-about-race

>I am going to exclude a subsection of people based on their skin colour from any discussion on racial issues

What did she mean by this?

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>>127747083
S-same... not so much a fan of the new ones, but an extremely patrician choice nonetheless. Nice choice of colours and alloys too.

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>>127746984
What case? All you attempted to do is slander my good name.

>>127747268
yes they should you sperg its their fucking policies

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>>127746616
What about the mess in your panties when you get to work?

>>127747083

Same. Girls car but the supercharged version from when they made them does 0-60 in 6.6 seconds and mine came with a limited slip differential. It stays glued to the road and is the most fun car I've ever had.

Hahhahaa lads, fucking hell, go to goytube and watch BBC's latest video of the clip where Corbyn has a complete meltdown on air and read the comments. They are seriously a fucking cult, aren't they? They seriously believe he can do no wrong. What is wrong with these mongs?

>>127744214
>'educated'
My college was maybe 80-90% black and asian, and most of them dropped out or got shit grades. Their parents send them to college regardless of want they want, whereas white kids aren't really pushed by their parents anymore.

>>127747068
NWLeics

>>127746894
You sound like a proper knobjockey

>>127747490
Not as bad as may posters.

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>>127747268
>Corbyn is too stupid to remember a 10 digit number
scientists have shown that even monkeys can memorise ten numbers. is he stupider than a monkey?

>>127747223

>that album cover to music quality ratio

>>127746915
Yes, traps are still men and therefore gay.

>>127746616

>walking about all day in work stinking of spunk

wew

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>>127747292
>he's still this buttblasted

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>>127747434

This is mine

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>A blowhard who collapses at the first sign of gunfire

How can Torycucks ever recover? I bet she's down at least 2% on this alone.

>>127746948
>The manual gears, may take a little while to get used to
This is my only concern

>this time of year it's fine but in the winter it goes small
: )

Thinking of getting a volks golf or polo

Any recommendations?

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>>127747490
Most of them are literal children (I hope...), so that lends them some lenience in my books

>>127747150
kek what a load of shit. made me laugh though. missus likes it.

have this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woqTkmjtKxM

>>127747083
>>127747367
Lots of grills on Brit/pol this evening.

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>>127747553
you know the may posters are trying to trigger people like you? or did you just trigger me?

>>127747212

>>127747212
ignore this guy he is an IFA and just wants to keep you poor

Barry Gardiner is a fucking joke of a man

>>127747083
>Made in Coventry
Owned by BMW

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>>127746616

>two nuns cycling down a country lane
>nun 1: "you know, I've never come this way before"
>nun 2: "me either, must be the cobblestones"

>>127747380
libel not slander

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>>127744214
>implying so called "chinks" are African

>>127747366

Reminder to use archive links so we don't give page views to these bellends.

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>>127747843

WAYULS leaders debate on now

>>127747658

Audi A3.

>>127747343
Cheers lad looking forward to crashing in a car park trying to change gears

>>127747716
That is wishful thinking, there are many people here who genuinely support the Tories, most of them are reddit migrants, there are simply too many people here who vote for the Tories in the strawpolls.

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>>127747057
Go to the Chairman of Goldman Sachs. Ask him how much Enid earns at a remote branch in Aberdeen. The Chairman pauses, and says he will have to look it up.

Corbyn does the same thing and an autist says it is a car crash. Kek. Oh how the mighty Tory supporters have fallen, as they watch in disbelief as Corbmania takes hold of Britain. I love the taste of salty blue tears.

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pls read

>>127747490
Yeah its commies and darkies that want free bennies they are shilling on every jewtube video.Corbyn has no idea what he is doing

>>127747688

they're fine but they're basically HC m8, no wonder you don't like meal bands

>>127747057
>eviscerated by some nobody on fucking women's hour

Paxman should just retire already, he's fucking shit

>>127747198
Freelance consultancy lad

>>127746891
his mate is also deano?

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>>127746680
Based! Thanks lad!

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Westminster voting intention

CON: 45% (-1)
LAB: 33% (+1)
LD: 8% (-)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 3% (+1)

(via @ICMResearch / 26-29 May)
Chgs w/ 26May

>>127747290
But I earn a decent wage and want something nice mate

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British Jewish general election voting intention:

CON: 77%
LAB: 13%
LDEM: 7%

(via @Survation / last week)

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>>127747607
Very nice m8, don't see that dark purple colour much. Mine's a silver '06 convertible and I'm very comfortable with my sexuality.

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>>127747030
>>127747054
>>127747076
>>127747100
Aren't you that anti hunting faggot?
Suck my fucking cock.

>>127747357
>GNC
Glencore or the American nutrition company? And why?

>>127747996
>believes everything he reads online
>tripfag
fucking pottery, lad

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has May managed to contain her spaghetti today?

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>>127748104
>shitty used merc
>nice
>decent wage

Poorfags

>>127747357
Can you sreenshot me the platform you're using. Some guy on here has a 40k balance I want to use what he is as he clearly knows what he's doing. Also do they take a commission?

How much you generally getting ROI month/year?

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-)
LAB: 37% (+3)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @Survation / 26 - 27 May)

>>127747988
They are VERY nice don't know if it's in my range though.

Most of my mates are deanos so they got a loan out for a car

>>127747278
The sinkhole estate is over the hill plus its the north. It all looks like that

>>127747180
Want a haircut lad

>>127747360
>audi tt
>not a massive homosexual

>>127747434
>>127747367
Its quick as fuck and sticks to the road, new ones have a bmw engine and gearbox so when i was choosing between it and a one series it was a no brainer when i could get a much higher spec for cheaper

>>127747788
Pays british wages

Transcended no gf

>>127747287
>not wanting to be splatterhouse mode

Pleb

>>127748169
Anti-foxhunting isn't even anti-hunting, just anti-bloodsport.

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>>127743607
>Despite Numerous alt-right & anti sjw's being lgbt

Do one.

>>127747517
I am but to be fair it's us normie built pumped up nob jockies you're gonna need to smash paki skulls in come the race war

(Satire btw obvi)

>>127748104

Buy a Caterham

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/caterham/all-models/1996-catherham--1-6l-crossflow--12-months-mot--full-weather-gear/7180039

>>127748183
GNC the american supplement company

1) Relatively stable business trading at 2x cash flows

2) High likely of getting acquired. Management actively looking into sale of company

3) Insider buying

4) Remodeled loyalty and pricing program

>>127748236
see >>127748012

>>127748012
So the Tories are fucked.
I told you the young vote would be a game changer this time and got laughed at. Fuck I should've tripped when I posted that so I could rub it in your faces.

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>>127748121
Be a good goy and vote conservative like us, May will deliver Brexit, honest.

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>>127747843

>>127748020
i do like metal lad, those vocals were just atrocious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgtxdN8ngFI

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>>127747589
>tfw he still hasn't recovered and hasn't mentioned Hugo Boss suits since

>>127748336
>Fell for the alt-right meme.

Fuck off. Queers are not right wing, and neither are people who like them.

Guys i'm voting labour...

I'm sorry but may is fucking horrible. Corbyn's promise to Keep up military spending and not soften the foreign policy has swayed me. When he says something i actually believe him.

>>127747988
What so Audi A3 is ok and TT is gay? I think the A3 looks a bit shit so I didn't even consider it.

The sportsback versions with 0-60 in <7 seconds could tempt me though.

>>127748289
Do British people still work in car plants?

I know all the workers for Boaty McBoatface (RRS David Attenborough) is being built by about 4 bus loads of Romanians.

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>>127748315
>(You)

>>127748483
>1p

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>>127747697
I would settle for one turning up once in a while

>>127748012
>psehphelogical
sounds like bollocks, ithink labour might win so put a bet down before the odds drop and can cash out

>>127748483
>Corbyn's promise to Keep up military spending and not soften the foreign policy
He literally wants to hand back the falklands, gibraltar, would allow indyref2 and a NI border poll.

>Pays british wages
Profits still go to Germany

>>127748483
>i actually believe him
>1pbtid

>>127747651
>This is my only concern

you'll be fine lad, it's just a matter of operating the clutch with your left hand, and knocking the gear lever up and down with your left foot, all the gears are sequential.

push down for 1st, then up for 2, 3, 4, 5, neutral is between 1st and seccond, you may faff a little getting it back into neutral from say 5th as you have to go back down through the gears unlike a car

5
4
3
2
N
1

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>>127748436
But I have, glad to see you're still deceiving yourself over me.

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>>127748164

It's a dark blue with matching blue and silver interior. Shit around town (pot holes and stopping-starting), shit on motorways (noisy and uncomgortable) amazing on B roads.

>>127748388
did you even read that post? it says that according to ICM only 44-50% of young people will vote. read it to the bottom and then tell me if it says what you think it says

>>127748428

Alright fine try this, there's no way anyone could possibly find these vocals silly in any way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0d9Zhyok0g

>>127748356
Thanks, sounds like a logical hunch

>>127748645
guess preschool's over