Brit/pol/ Polls Edition

>>127716529
Always archive sites with a reputation for shilling and clickbait.

https://archive.is/Hivja <- theguardian.com article

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Check these digits. Lottery win for me tonight

>>127716529
GREEN SURGE
A
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>>127716088
Putney is/was a good area.This is going to spread to the rest of the UK

>>127716610
If I win I'll buy you all a realdoll each

Does anyone here shave their legs?

If so, why?

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>"anon, I need to talk to you about your ludicrous plans to vote in a pointless election next week"

What do?

can somebody tell me why the fuck british problems have to become american problems?

Like I'm all fine with helping you and everything, but you guys are so fucking ungrateful that it's not even worth it anymore.

>wwi and wwii
>let's declare war against germany
>waaahhh america pls halp they're carpet bombing our cities!!
>70 years later
>heh we saved you from the germans in both world wars you should be kissing our feet

>2015
>let's hold a Brexit referendum
>Trump: Britain will be the first in line to get a trade deal
>almost a year later
>DRUMPF DIDNT CAUSE BREXIT HE IS A FAT UGLY ORANGE LIAR WHO ONLY HURT THE REFERENDUM

>now concert attack
>hey britain we stand with you in solidari-
>fuck you america, we just know you're responsible for this because of your never ending wars in the ME that sure we said we'd help but now we know we were forced into and it's definitely not about the role we played in partitioning the region after wwii or the Crusades where we pillaged over half the continent

>>127716713
I'm not a woman so no

>>127716720
Marginal tory-lab seat with a brexiteer tory. I want us to properly leave the EU Peter

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Have YOU taken the Empirepill yet?

Just checked news sites. Most major news places have Corbyn's car crash interview as one of their top stories, excluding the Mirror and the Guardian for obvious reasons. The Telegraph and BBC News have it, right now, as their biggest story. I think it will make it onto evening news because it was videoed. RIP the Corbyn's already slim chances.

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>>127716720
completely agree and get snug in bed, while droves of gorms vote

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>>127716529
Inshallah, Labour will win

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Okay so we know Jews lie. Russian Jews lied about the Holocaust after all. Russians also said they killed Hitler, and yet when examined many years later the skull fragments turned out to be that of a female. We all know that Jews lie, so is this why the FBI didn't believe that Hitler died in Berlin?
>https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view

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Relax, lads.

Mummy has this in the bag.

>>127716838

>>127716713
I'm a massive gay and even I don't shave my legs. I have been slightly tempted to though because my hair is fine and thin anyway.

>>127716770
one day you'll understand that you've been no fucking help and only done damage to us and that you're the ones who have been killing european civilisation

>>127716770

Shut the fuck up, you fat shit. I like America and think you cunts are great.

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>>127716720
>implying i'm voting
Not even going to waste my time, Peter.

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>>127716833

> Mercantilism superior to Manchester Capitalism

Anybody watch that Watford Labour conference? Fucking blatant pandering to niggers and muzzies.
>"vastly under-represented in the media"
I haven't seen a white presenter on Sky all day; TWO nigger anchors, one Muslim correspondent and a Jew!
What a cunt Corbyn is.

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>>127716610
You picked the wrong numbers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKOM2ywB7nQ

BEADY PARTY IS THE PARTY THAT BRITAIN NEEDS.

BEADY PARTY PLANS TO KEEP THE INTERNET FREE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - FREE OF ARYANS.
WE PLAN TO REPEAL THE SNOOPERS CHARTER AND REPLACE IT WITH THE BEADY EYES CHARTER - INSTEAD OF SPYING ON OUR OWN CITIZENS WE PLAN TO SPY ON THE CITIZENS OF OTHER COUNTRIES - CHIEFLY GERMANY

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?

ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?

WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.

WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

PERFIDY CENTRES WILL BE REOPENED ACROSS THE UK TO CONTINUE KEEPING OUR FINGERS IN EVERY PIE ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND BEYOND.

BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.

YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"

YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."

VOTE BEADY - THE ONLY PARTY THAT PROMISES TO KEEP THE BLOOD BOILING.

>>127716529
A disastrous week, 9 days from the election still 12pts ahead. She could kill a tramp and get a majority at this point.

>>127716885
>Angus Robertson losing his seat

glorious

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>so you totally didnt vote for those racist conservatives, right?

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>>127716951
>responding to the american copypasta

The absolute state of you lads

>>127716981
The polling station is a great place to pick up womyn.

>>127717049
has this ever been funny?

>>127717035
>You picked the wrong numbers.
Just you wait. It's my turn to win and once I do I'll be getting away from this kebab infested island

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>>127716885

>>127717073
a-are you a boy?

>>127716943
Fuck off queer scum. You'll be the first to go, alongside the pakis.

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>>127717073
>implying I vote

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op's very sensitive he doesn't like views not of his own. its ok cupcake everything will be A .O. K
how's the slow motion car crash that is u.k doing ? lol what's with them out of touch private boarding school pedo collaborating scumbags ?

can a shity wee english shills thread filled with biased journalism permanently fixed on a shity chan make any difference. ?
do you have any of your own work op .?
of course not you dont have the skill.
well they say those who can't write articles hang out 24/7 in kids forums shilling kids
ever hear that saying op kek

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So which big names are we all excited to lose their seats on June 8th???

>>127716720
I believe that if the Labour party is destroyed space in the political spectrum will open up for a new party that is truly representative of working people, and that this election is the best opportunity we're going to get for a generation to facilitate that

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>>127716926
Northern Rape Gangs
Bradford West voter intimidation
segregated Islamist labour rallies
Corbyn hosting programs on homophobic anti-semitic Press TV

https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/three-labour-gorton-candidates-attended-khomeinist-rallies/

NAAAZIII, SHE SCREAMED

>>127717110
t. aryan

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>>127717073
>"excuse me, why is a filthy shitskin boy sat at my kitchen table?"

>>127717202
Yeah, UKIP

>>127716529
LABOUR SURGE

Any big names expected to lose their seats? I know Angus Robertson could lose his and there's a possibility that Clegg could go too.

>>127717183
Clive Lewis, Cat Smith, Angus Robertson

>>127717284
UKIP is over. They have fulfilled their purpose.

shits all fucked up lads

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Lads, simple question.

Will you be voting for strong and stable Mummy, or weak and wobbly Corbyn?

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>>127717110
fuck off you ARYAN shill, when the Beady Party comes to power you will be the first one to be swept into the Blood Refinery along with the rest of your misbegotten kin.

Either that or drink the Angloblood and join us.

>>127716885
>Lib dems 10%
>UKIP 7%
>Lab 28%
Lab will hoover up votes from these 3rd parties. I want to believe.

>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13073628
>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13073628
>IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13073628

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>>127717389

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Just up on The Guardian.

Wew.

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>>127717379
>voting

>>127717284
Egotist and sectarians blew it.

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MOMMY

>>127716885
UKIP will be on 4-5% and Lib Dems on 7-8%

>>127717443
Apartheid when?

>>127717443
>the guardian advocating segregation

Blimey

>>127717395
a what?

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MOMMY ?

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>>127717482
Posting le funny comic book man is even more pathetic than voting

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OH MOMMY

>>127717575
How does the Additional Member System work?

AMS is a hybrid voting system. It combines elements of First Past the Post where voters mark an X next to the candidate they want to represent them in their constituency, and proportional representation, where voters mark an X next to a party who have a list of candidates to represent a larger regional constituency. This helps to overcome the disproportionality often associated with First Past the Post elections.

Under AMS, each voter typically gets two votes – one for a candidate and one for a party.

Each constituency returns a single candidate, in the style of First Past the Post. The votes for the party list candidates are then allocated on top of these constituency seats to ‘top up’ the number of seats won by each party to represent their share of the votes proportionally. These are the “additional members”.

- See more at: http://www.electoral-reform.org.uk/additional-member-system#sthash.Lt7MzY3L.dpuf

>>127717131

2205?

That's a long way off m8

>>127716885


Lab might do a bit better than that.

I'm thinking Labour 30, Tories 47.

>>127716713
My brother does sometimes. He's a cyclist, it's something to do with road rash if he falls off. You don't want hair mixed in with scabs and gravel.

>>127717589
>mOmmy
GTFO

>>127717520
>>127717443
Reminder that the left wing media and the left wing politicians like Corbyn are just playing 4D chess. You do realise the moment Corbyn gains power he will do a 180 and go full 14/88? The leftist media is just trying to sow discontent.
I can see the pogrom in Islington North right now, and it's beautiful.

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>>127717436

time is running out mate, if Beady Party don't win the Blood Refineries will run dry and we will die out for good.

>>127717110
It's always funny.

>>127717284
Maybe. More likely a new party that incorporates UKIP's anti-immigration stance with a more redistributive approach to economics. Then the LibDems can merge with whatever's left of Labour to become the true metro leftie cuck party they're both so desperate to be

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>>127717620
>implying the comedian was funny

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>>127717443
GOODNIGHT WHITE SIDE

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SAY IT ANT SO MOMMY ?

>>127717073
Yep, you got a problem with that?

>>127717589
>MOMMY
>british flag

Really makes you think

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BLACK POWER

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>>127717379
couldn't care less; i day dream about renouncing my citizenship

>>127717379
Neither, I'll be voting for a parachute princess tory candidate in an optimistic attempt to oust Labour from what has until now been a safe seat

Comrade Corbynov and Sharia May can both fuck themselves with rakes

>>127717395
>voting yes
Are you fucking stupid lads

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MUMMY NO !!! SKIPPY NO !!!!!

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When you've just spent £280 to renew your gym membership and you find out chicken wire does a better job and is only £2.

>>127717379
defending my local brexiteer from lib+lab consolidation

>>127717379

I'm voting Tory because my local MP voted against letting in 3000 unaccompanied "child" syrian refugees.

>>127717999
remain constituency btw

>>127717017
Agree with you. But if we're not going to have capitalism then mercantilism would be my next choice. What we have now isn't working.

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>>127717776


dosnt it just ? ?

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LIB DEM SURGE

>>127716885
Why the fuck hasn't Alex Salmond lost his seat after all based on these?

Robertson going is a good blow to the Scottish Nazi Party, but Salmond has to be ousted as well to prevent him trying to take over at Westminster.

>>127717395
No.

If you want PR so bad, reform the HoL.

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Voting for Damien Green in my postal vote boisss

Hey Bongcucks, what exactly is the legality of foreigners running for PM in your country?
Do they have to be from the UK or just legal citizens?
I'm trying to mentally entertain the possibility of Zuckerjew running for PM against Corbyn and May for the lulz

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why dont you have a big baps gf yet?

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What happened to the Tory lead?

Dear Hitchens Poster, Animal Penis Poster, Irish Anime Poster, Mummy Poster and Momentum Shills,

Please fuck off.
Sincerely,
Anon

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How many kids did the Wombles molest and abuse? They never went down for their crimes and have long since gone underground at the Wimbledon Common.

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>>127716529
our very own adam has made a video on this, great to see him back

https://youtu.be/MbTU0wWd2U0

>>127716958
thanks lad


by the way..what was the general consensus of the "debate" last night?

I thought mummy fucking killed it

>>127718111
Could are Tim pull it off?

>>127716720
Remind him that the wrong son died and then make him pay for my Gin

>>127717443

>Segregation is ok when we do it

Typical left-wing hypocrisy. I vote we send them all to fucking mars. Why have a safe space when you can have a space space?

>>127718181
Commonwealth or EU national. PM is no different from an MP.

Canadians and Indians can run but Americans and Iraqis can't.

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>>127718225

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>>127717745
but whos the punch line ?

>>127718200
>via @HackneyAbbott
Nice touch

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got an exam on the 8th, might not be able to swing the axe on one of the last lib dem safe seats. what a shame

>>127718191

Pretty sure I've humped a Meiki to this lass so technically we've banged. Does that count?

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>>127717443

not surprising

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Lads, good read here about the close polls using 80% 18-24 turnout (not happening).
The OP poll uses <50% turnout in that age bracket

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554426/SNP-hike-taxes-fund-118billion-spending-splurge.html
> Renewed vow to push through new independence vote before Brexit complete
> The SNP also want Scotland to have control of its own immigration policy

I hope the SNP lose a lot of seats this time. I would like to predict 17 seats are lost, but that's just a huge hope at this point.

Also for a joke, here's the Scottish Green Party's manifesto....where they rolled over to the SNP to prevent SNP seats being lost and as a result are only standing in THREE CONSTITUENCIES.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40082882

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Christ lads, they were both just awful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KllymYee9AI

>>127718172

INVICTA

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>>127716529
>Dat Poll

TORY BOYS WON

>>127718225
good post

>>127717073
Why are you posting a turkroach?

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>>127717791
who's got the video of this? i only caught a little bit near the end and i think he used the word diversity 100 times in the soace of 5 minutes

>>127718357
How does having an exam mean you can't take a few minutes out of your day to nip and vote? It's from like 7am - 10pm you've got ages mate

>>127717443
Moderator's working hard in the comments.

I said something very tame and it got blocked straight away.

>>127717183
Angus Robertson will probably be the biggest.
Maybe Clive Lewis.
Also Chris Bryant might be unseated by Plaid in Rhondda.

>>127717225
It's almost as bad as Theresa May losing over 100 pedo files

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>>127718225
Don't be a Dick Head, lad. Respect diversity.

>>127717284
>UKIP
>Party of blowhards, traitors, and ship jumpers
The party was DOA and Nige is the only damn reason that it ever did anything
It's dead let it stay as it was created for and not drag it's name into the mud

>>127718409
Yeah there's no chance that 18-24 turnout will be that high, I'll be surprised if their turnout is over 50%

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Just found out Labour will tax my garden, £2,000-£4,000 per year. No thanks.

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>>127718377
A Muslim Cuppa?

Can someone please explain to me what the difference is between this Islamic cup of tea, say compared to a normal cup of tea?

>>127718431
Don't vote for them then

>>127718555

The Guardian are absolutely fucking terrified of their own readership. It's hilarious.

>>127718431
Paxman has lost his touch too, he needs to retire

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>>127718377
>must have a black cock

>>127717443
How can any white person NOT be in favor of segregation?

White only areas end up having country clubs and allowing you to keep your car unlocked at night

Nigger only areas end up with mass robberies and shootings

>>127718420
Scottish Greens are the SNP but with more unfinanceable socialism. UBI and all.

>>127718636

You ever had gunpowder tea?

Muslim tea takes that idea a bit more literally

>>127716529
So the labour surge was a myth?

>>127718636
slightly hotter than usual

>>127718620
It's bizzarre. Yougov and such have 82% turnout for under 24s, higher than 24-35 and 36-45. It's just complete nonsense. They must be oversampling young people keen to vote instead of apathetic people who won't or aren't even registered.

>>127718377
the nose knows

>>127718312
Thanks m90

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>>127718636
It has more free radicals

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13073727

IMPORTANT POLL

>>127718149
>Implying that this is PR
It combines the elements of FPTP and PR wonderfully, and reforming HoL would turn politics into full US tier with the government shutting down once in a whilst leader from both houses go on a huge power trip

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>>127718636
No difference.

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>>127718774

Yep, big surge.

>>127718483
space*

>>127717379
Mummy

>>127718719
Because it's segregation for me not for thee.

Same thing with racial consciousness. Black interest, good. Jewish interest, good! White interest, extreme-right!

>>127716770
>they're carpet bombing our cities!!
We did?

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>(((conservaties)

>>127718636
one involves sandniggers

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>>127718871
underrated

>>127717791
>>127718483
It honestly triggers me this lads i had to stop watching it diversity is like a religion to some people it seems.
Diversity Diversity Diversity Diversity Diversity Diversity Diversity DiveDiversity rsity Diversity DiversityDiversity

>>127718774
They've gotten closer. It's just going to be a tory win by 10-15% instead of 18-22%.

>>127718431
i thought May did fine

that Paxman guy was being a tryhard Andrew Neil but came off as an absolute prick constantly interrupting both of the candidates, imo

>>127718974
greatest ally

>>127718774
Yes, it turns out that the polls showing Labour less than 10% away from the Tories were pushing the idea that 18-24 turnout would be 80+% which is fucking ludicrous.
See
>>127718409

>>127718974
I wonder why? Labour is the paki party after all

>>127718377
>Surprise ''''Treats''''
Why aren't you in your local mosque anons?

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>>127717852
Get on with it, then. Nothing stopping you. Keep us posted.

24 years old and never had a jobe

>>127718887
No, it's qualified PR.

And my second chamber would have the same statuary limitations as exists in the Parliament Acts. It's not a Senate. It's for scrutiny, committees and expertise.

Lads, the Tories have a big gay thing going on. If you use Twitter enough and are in the right circles, you will notice A LOT of young (16-19yr old) male Tory campaigners. They're not being paid or anything, they're doing it because they want a career in politics, generally.

And they're almost ALWAYS gay.

I mean it.

Even if they don't write it in their bio, if they're young, male, at least reasonably attractive and Tory, they're gay. I know because I'm friends with a few. They're a raucous bunch. Sex in cars and all this stuff.

I hope one of these guys becomes future PM so I can blackmail them about that time they fucked in a car in a Tesco car park.

>>127716529
So conservatives will lose a seat? I thought the whole point was to btfo labor while they are weak

>>127719182
if i was it would be on fire.

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>>127718974
Great, our politics has essentially become choose between the Paki lovers and the Kike lovers, just end it all.

>turn over to sky news
>owen jones
>turn back to the bbc

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>>127719142
Paki Jews? Perhaps you could improve your obsevational skills by paying attention next time.

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>>127719278

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>>127718507
i'm registered to vote in north norfolk but go to uni in the city and my mum might not be able to bring her car up on the 8th to take my stuff back

>>127719268
How about you make em suck your dick so you can claim the PM of England sucked you off one day?

>>127719247
You're not too far gone in 2017's Britain.

My cousin is 32 with two boys and has never held down a job for over 6 months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKRo_uUYuFo

>>127717131
Looks like someone could use an electoral college.

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>>127718200

>>127719278

No.

That's percentage change.

>>127719030
it's a fucking joke it's all superficial nonsense they're like a cult. ive actually got nohting against a little multiculturalism in major citites and obviously i dont think people should be discriminated against because of their race but this whole diveraity business is going way too far.

europe is already diverse we have all the multiculturalism we need. they need to fuck off with this rubbish

>>127719393
How about I make them suck my dick and then they can claim that they suck the PM of England's dick one day?

>>127719278
That's voting percentages you mong. At a 6% lead last time they had 331 seats to Labour's 233.
With a 12% lead it'll be 380-180 or something.

>>127719030
>tfw I tell them I love diversity
>tfw I mean it
>tfw it actually means I'm an ethno-Nat and some of them even become receptive to the idea
>tfw I don't have a smug enough face to post

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Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, but it looks like Labour are getting a landslide. The mood box says so

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>>127719313
Maybe you're on to something

>>127719313

Never realised it before but your right, could also vote for Time "God hates fags" Farron

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>obviously i dont think people should be discriminated against because of their race

Lads tell me what this Labour garden tax actually means

>>127719602
Tim

>>127719604

Poor Jahans is going to be gutted next week.

>>127719594
>In Luton

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>>127719268

>>127719594
>luton
>done during the daytime when most Tory voters are working

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>>127719670

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>>127719465
The problem is the who point of being tolerant of other cultures is in the long term those cultures will be gone when the family assimilates into "British" culture.

But instead it's not that at all. They just stay the way they are. If I was Italian and moved from Italy to say, Norway, I wouldn't wank about how Italian I am for the rest of my days since I left Italy for a fucking reason.

>>127719515
Do you want to become PM?

What do you guys think of Maajid Nawaz?

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>>127719647
HE CAN STILL WIN

>>127719391
proxy vote

>>127717225
>Rape gang
>4 pakis and 2 white middle age hags
wat?

>>127716885
are uk conservatives like us conservatives?

>>127719779
Paki

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>>127718225
>Dear Hitchens Poster, Animal Penis Poster, Irish Anime Poster, Mummy Poster and Momentum Shills,
>Please fuck off.
>Sincerely,
>Anon
Neigh, Neigh and Thrice Neigh.

>>127719741
No really, but I could probably have a political career if I tried hard enough. I'm going to go to Oxford Uni, join the Conservative Association - which is a breeding ground for PMs and other prominent politicians. If I don't become a politician, I will at least be friends with some.

>>127719832
No, UK conservatives are more like the democrats but slightly further right

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>>127719779
BASED muslim

>>127719832
UK conservatives are democrats, UKIP are like the Republicans

>>127719868
Become a politician.

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>>127719790
>1 Like

>>127719790
Is Jahans going to kill himself on 9th June?

>>127719832

Partially but without the religious part. We have different branches of conservatism like Thatcherism and One Nation conservatism.

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>>127718225
Animal penis and Irish sure but the others are about British politics

>>127719832
Conservatives
>Liberal Globalist Capitalist
Labour
>Globalist Commies

>>127719832
you need to use a capital C if you're talking about the Conservative party. the Conservatives are absolutely not socially conservative in any way

>>127718636
Don't be a wally all your life

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/30/tea-citizen-khan-five-reasons-visit-my-mosque-day

>>127720039
Here's the archive:

https://archive.is/lZIFs <- theguardian.com article

>>127719982
I'd rather be an adviser or some other unelected position. Don't like my career depending on other people. Unless I could land a Tory safe seat.

>>127719994
He's already dead

>>127719790
you-can-take-away-my-benefits-but-can-you-take-away-my-autism.jpeg

>>127719779
Lib Dumb saboteur and hater on our Tom Robinson.

>>127719994

Does he still make videos? I'd love to see his hopeless reaction.

>>127720017
Elsaposter you fuck off too, you're worse than the horsecock poster.

>>127720035
I was too lazy to hit caps.

>>127720069
Or that.

>>127719521
That was because of scotland

>>127717443
''Segregation then, segregation now, segregation forever!''

>>127720079
Why am I still paying tax for his fucking bennies then

>>127720159
/pol/ infiltrating Downing Street

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Bit premature for a full happening thread, but...

https://twitter.com/TerrorEvents/status/869567979826159618

>>127719832
we don't do god

>>127720166

Labour aren't picking up any seats in Scotland, they've completely lost Scotland now.

I am unironically in favour of Labour's land value tax.
But only if it replaces all other forms of taxation; including VAT, stamp duty and CGT.

>>127719914
Did this dune coon change his opinions sometime recently?;I remember him from years ago debating Aayan Hirsi about whether "Islam is a religion of peace." Your guy was arguing it was, but these days I seem him cited by the anti-Muslim crowd a lot.

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>>127719604
>>127719790
>>127719983

Do you think that Jahans and Black Adam will do a live election night special now that he's back? It would make my dreams come true.

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>>127718262
>>127718292
>>127718606
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>>127718839
>>127719080
>>127719278
>>127719416
>>127719832
>>127720107
>>127720299
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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>>127719779
>What do you guys think of Maajid Nawaz?
If you are making a Sunday Dinner and your gravy is the colour of Nawaz, then you need to add more Bisto.

>>127719832
3 main branches.
One nation tories: more centrist economically
Thatcherites: very right wing economically, socially centrist
Cornerstone group: the traditional right of the party

>>127719703

>move to Japan
>all shops begin to stock 50 varieties of 800g sliced bread
>politicians make public speeches about Bonfire Night
>Japan shills for your longbow attack on Comiket because they weren't accepting enough

>>127720253
/pol/ is infiltrating everything. Unlike leftists, our hate is productive.

>>127720293
>But only if it replaces all other forms of taxation; including VAT, stamp duty and CGT.

>IF

In reality the land tax will be ADDED ONTOP of other taxes.

>>127720324
>you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.'
that's the best part

>>127716713
It feels nice and also I have satyr legs which is kinda gross on my skinny body.

>>127720166
Labour won't get shit in Scotland and the tories could be on 10 seats.

>>127718967
>implying /pol/ isn't the same
/pol/ hates Mugabe but if a was the opposite way round with white president telling the blacks to fuck off to their original continent they would love him

>>127720299
He doth protest too much. Honestly think he's trying to distance regular Muslims from terrorists to stop the latter making their demographic takeover harder.

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>>127719604
What ever happened to our Jahans?

>>127720324
this is /pol/, faggot, if you want a britcuck hug box go to some faggy forum for bongs.

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>>127720299
He's basically a kafir trying to destroy Islam from the inside.

Reform = neutering.

>>127719268

It's almost as if all that posh all-male public school stuff produces benders.

Or people who've done bent stuff who can then be blackmailed by it, thus making them ideal tools for political purposes.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13073727/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13073727/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13073727/

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>>127719594

>>127720396

Yes, I know.

Labour can't help themselves being filthy statist tax thieves.

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>>127720474
still talking, endlessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEWURqorLII

>>127720575
>almost two hours long

Fucking hell how can anyone talk for that long?

>>127717379
Conservative, but I live in a Labour stronghold so its ineffective.

>>127720324
wew haha, relax sunshine. go take a 5 min stroll or something

>>127720433
Labour will be lucky if they get two seats in Scotland, but if Corbyn is willing to pander to the SNP they will be wiped out and replaced with Tories instead.

Corbyn will have that on his hands...Scotland used to be easy grabs but Scottish Labour has gone downhill for a long time. Kezia Dugdale does no favours even if she hates Corbyn, they need someone like Neil Findlay in charge there, because at least he is willing to take a stand to the SNP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN3XJ6UNEH4

>>127720651

it's gords learn the lore

>>127720575
>2 FUCKING HOURS

I am willing to bet my house that NOBODY watched the entire video. I do worry about are Jahans' incoherent mumbling

>>127720723
Have you ever watched one of his videos all the way through?

>>127720480
What it actually means is making it more amenable to Western values thus reducing the strength and quantity of opposition to it, and more importantly its people, in the West.

Don't trust him.

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>>127720017
WTF Elsaposter? Do you want some?

>>127720721
Get to fuck lad

>>127720685
I honestly think they're fucked. Corbyn has now said labour would talk about indyref2, giving ruth davidson a line to easily scoop up more unionist labour voters.

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>>127719789
That first graph conveniently fails to show the debt level prior to WW1. Really made me think.

>>127718377

Lets celebrate being allowed in the mosque on sunday, much better than worrying about why its a no go area for the other 6 days.

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>>127720099
>>127720810
>not remembering there's multiple elsaposters

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>>127720911

Indeed.

>Corbyn literally has to address his supporters like children and lecture them about not making antisemitic attacks against interviewers on twitter that ask him tough questions

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>>127720451
Not quite. We respect their right to organise in their perceived interests. Rhodesians of all colours had the right to preserve the country their ancestors instituted and in which they were born.

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>>127720721

>>127720993
lol wat?

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Kek punishes the foolish commie. If he continues his bumbling the next crash will be his last

>>127719779
Nawaz is honestly the only fucking voice I care about in the media right now.

>>127720993
The funniest thing about this is that it wasn't even a tough question, she just asked him how much the policy would cost

>>127720721
f

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>>127720790
>trusting a lib dem
>2017
m8... I have self respect

>>127720451
But Mugabe was fucking retarded and kicked out farmers that made a huge contribution to his dictatorship. see >>127721043

>>127720721
rude

>>127720989
funny how /pol/ idolizes girls on their appearance, nearly every /pol/fu is at least as much of a degenerate whore as Elsa. Attractive women get fucked a lot.

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>>127720911
>>127720989
Me and the Tapps will take you all on.

friendly reminder L is for Labour, L is for Lice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOZnDsiCW8

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>>127720575
two hours long

fuck me

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>>127721304
Some are pure though

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>oi where are me fish fingers you were supposed to get for me anon

>>127720464
>>127720480
>>127720790
We have some of those types in America too. I actually hate them more because they're affirming that Islam isn't just a set of ideas that one can readily leave, but rather it's part of the core of their racial identity separate from Whites.

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Recycle when needed
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>>127716635

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Mugabe was NazBol.

>>127721412
>obtaining ready-to-eat fish fingers in an airport or public space
You don't even know what they are, do you?

>>127721494
but they're right and you're wrong

Islam is not a race, SPLC friend.

>>127719779
I think he's an ex-extremist so he might be ok but you still need to keep your eye on him.

>>127721722
>>127721722
>>127721722
New

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>>127721304
>every /pol/fu is at least as much of a degenerate whore as Elsa

>>127721789
>(((Kuenssberg)))

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>>127721734
POSTED ALREADY
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>>127716635

>>127717055
I'd vote for anyone who killed a tramp desu. Green co-leader still the only one who's killed a man.

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>>127721789


Laura KuensssBerggggg ( echo ) ( echo ) ( echo )

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>>127721304
Only 2-D can be pure

Thus Karen is best /britpol/ girl

>>127716713
I did once about 3 years ago then haven't since. unless theyre really bad dont.