Trolly Problem?

>>127716098
Okay but where's the real version?

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>>127716098
COMING UP

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>>127718117

>>127718117
Don't do anything it's not my problem. I'm not the one stuck to the track

>>127718117
>But what if you miss?
I won't miss.

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>>127718303
Thats ok.

>>127718117
Shoot the one guy stuck on the track and let the trolley run over the five.
It wouldn't be fair to the five if the one lived.

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>>127718516
Kek

>>127718562
Pull the lever and become a tranny

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>>127718562
>>127718562

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>>127718808

>>127718193
lel, that one is good

good job monkey

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>>127718911

>>127718442
Shouldn't you always pull in this situation then?

>>127718578
Well considering all the trolley needed was new brakes I would say it didn't kill the man (unless of course they didn't use the new brakes).

>>127718936
I'm white, bro.

>>127718985
True, you'd only have a 1/8 chance of being killed

>>127718985
Unless you're suicidal, yes.

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>>127719085

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>>127716098

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>>127719085

>>127718442
There's pretty low chance of being that one guy on the tracks, kill him. Then reeee if you wake up in his position and see trolley run towards you.

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>>127719085

>>127719085
Oh shi... I'm dying

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>>127719324
>>127719448
>>127719593
>>127719750

>>127719948
>Does not flush

gross m8

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>>127719948
nice try hue

>>127719395
melbourne must go at all costs

>>127718117
shoot the single guy

>>127719948
>Eastern European
>"""""white"""""
You gotta try harder than that, you ugly fuck

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HELPA AME II AM IS A NEAGGERO

>>127720665
Why?

>>127720715
I'm actually mote southern i think, so it's up to you guys if i'm White. I don't really like the White denomination, it's too broad, i'm a caucasian.

>>127719395
So which one nukes Australia?

>>127718117
>Pistol
Fuck, I'm pretty good with a rifle but goddamn I just can't aim with pistols for some reason.

>>127716098

This is a classic. I want to send this in on reddit or something and be "look at the type of jokes the altright thinks is funny" or some stupid shit like that. would love to see the butthurt.

>>127721152
I guess that's about holding rifle with two hands.

>>127720762
>Nigs taking notes on eating da poo poo

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>>127716098

>>127721582
kill the whitey cuck

>>127721152
Try leaning into the shot tiger. Also don't hold the gun directly in the middle, but more so on the dominate eye side