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But we Germans are too civilized now. We just take it passively and tell the truth, calling Trump out on his bluffs and idiotic sayings.

Personally, I want a trade war with America. No more Mr. Nice Germany.
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>>127707592
How many US bases in Germany? Isn't the Germany establishment scared of Russia?
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>>127707707
>How many US bases in Germany?
A few. Trump promised to remove them all, if we do not pay him. Why is he not removing those troops now?

> Isn't the Germany establishment scared of Russia?
Russia is our friend. It is the Brits and Americans who never got along with Russia.
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>>127707592
>wants a trade war with America

Kek
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>>127707900
You will lose in a trade war, Burger. Your economy depends on German products. Just ask around. Your people are too stupid to make lots of machines.
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>>127707882
Probably move them to Poland.
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>>127707592
wittle dwumpfy a bit upset?
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>>127707592
Remove our bases, save us some money, and finally watch Germany burn with a caliphate rising from the ashes where we BTFO and establish a new American colony within Europe.

You faggots would be nothing if we hadn't propped your sorry asses up for the last 50 years.
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>>127707972
>german economics
You rely on the money exporting goods to the US more than we rely on your imports dumbass.
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>>127707972
Which products????? Aside from your shit automobiles, we don't need you
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>>127707592
Going to buy Ford instead of VW
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>>127707592
Pay denbts
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>>127707882
>Russia is our friend

Lmaoin @ ur life rn
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>>127707592
Soon
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>>127707592
He does not understand that trade deficit is not a bad thing at all.
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>>127707882
Yeah, that's why East Berlin existed and was such a paradise people risked being killed to flee to the West. It was Russia who helped rebuild your economy and not the West. Delusion at its finest.
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>>127707972
hay retard that that would kill your economy not our's
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>>127707882
>Russia is our friend.
Maybe this time we'll savagely rape all your women, since apparently that's how to be Germany's friend.
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>>127707592
>Germany wants UK to pay for Brexit
>USA wants Germany to pay for NATO

Why don't we just get the UK to pay the US to shut Germany up
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>>127707592
Bring it on Germanistan
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>>127707592
>Rescind any sort of military or economic assistance/trade to Germany
>Let it rot away for a few years
>Give the ultimatum to either join the Union or forever fall into obscurity and ruin
>Hope that German leaders kneel and give way
>USA finally has a territory within mainland Europe where USA citizens can travel to without a passport or visa

This is the path you cucks chose
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>>127708271
I Ford save my life once. I hope that Ford is shit car meme isn't true because my old Ford focus 2003 saved my shit when an Asian bitch hit me..
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>>127707882
>Trump promised to remove them all, if we do not pay him.
So he's threatening us to remove his own occypying forces if we don't pay him?
What an autist.

Ami go home.
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Germany is lucky it has no oil.
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>>127707972
Really? Because i see more "made in China/Taiwan/and Japan" than germany.....i dont think I've ever seen it. Fuck volkswagon
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>>127707882
lol you dumb Kraut nigger they are going to Poland.
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>>127708098
Get lynched nigger
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>>127708655
Ive never owned a decent ford.....of course they were all cheap beaters when I bought them
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>>127707707
Why do you think they're scrambling for an EU army? They cant afford it nor can they if they tried so they have to steal everyone else's army for their own use.
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>>127707592
Impossible to take that seriously when I read it in a stereotypical gay German disco disco voice.

>No more Mr. Nice Germany.

As you're wagging your finger in the most seductively camp way possible while dressed in a rubber vest, Speedo's and wearing roller skates.
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>>127708098
widdle moikel frew a tamtrum...den dwumfy got mad too. den dey bof got spaknt.

BY RUSSIA.
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>>127707972
This fackin go ova hee
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Have fun with that economy of yours once we stop subsidizing your defense budget for you
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>>127708583
Yep. We nuked Japan...last time.
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>>127708662
Germany has been able to save fuck loads of money by having the US prop up its defenses. We pull out and you're forced to invest hundreds of billions of your own GDP. I vote we do it effective immediately. Fuck Germany. You ruin everything you touch.

Can't wait until the dried up cunt you elected dries up all remaining friendships. I hope she tries to get tough with Poland and the UK to see just how much power she trulu has.
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>>127707592

You'll get a trade war when we shove our enormous military cock up your tight little boipucci and partition that pathetic little shithole of yours once again.

But something tells me thats really what you're after anyway
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>>127707592
Florian?
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>>127708865
That went to shit when the Brits pulled out of the Eu it is why she is trying to shake them down for money. Germany and France are going to be encircled by hostile forces if they keep playing these retarded games.
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>>127707592

Literally the only reason Germany is doing well right now is because you've set up the EU in such a way that it channels all of the money into Germany while it drains the wealth from every other country.

It's not hard to be financially successful when you're leeching off of 26 other countries.
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>>127708728
Hi Nepal, here to laugh at Germoney? Or at all of us?
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>>127707592
Kind if gets boring kicking Germany's ass in every single war. It's like playing call of duty on the easiest setting, I believe it's called "retard kraut" difficulty
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>>127707592
On behalf of what's left of true Germans, I apologize for these pseudo-German traitorous weirdos and Arab Immigration appeasers, and want to let our friends in the West know that most of us cringe and weep when we see yet another pseudo-German defending the EU's insane policies and needlessly stoking conflict with our friends in the West. We're sorry. And we need help. Someone please liberate us. We can't do it alone. Most Germans have utterly lost their mind and connection to reality.
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>>127707592
>Personally, I want a trade war with America.
Make it happen, bitte. Your economy would be hurt the most, which would be a boon to the rest of us. (((Germany))), the Jewish parasite of Europe.
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I want war with Germany. This time it would be justified
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>>127708259
Implying we need their cars. Only a retard or nigger would want one
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>>127707592
before you fucking want to trade war a fucking superpower why dont you kick those shitskin and niggers out,and those jews,always kill a traitor before an enemy jim jam
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>>127709085
This. Real Europe is waking up by the day. Germany sits atop the pyramid scheme known as the EU and the lower rungs are getting tired of it. Good luck when its just Germany, France, Greece and Turkey left.
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The really distressing part of all of this is that Russia isn't actually a threat, otherwise I'd be salivating at the thought of drunken Russians in military style adidas apparel rampaging around Berlin molesting skinny jean wearing hipsters.

Nothing is going to happen if the US removes its bases and drops mutual defence, though, and that might be why they are willing to call his bluff. The only reason for the US to hang around is to secure trade routes from opportunists who would otherwise be causing issues in the Mediterranean, and the US needs those routes open too (although, if it was a sea full of black pirates it would hurt Europe a lot more).
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>>127709133
I wish I knew how to even go about this, man. Truly sorry. I guess we just need to kill all the fucking marxists and drive the Islamists and Jews back to their own lands, but talk about a tall order.
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>>127709133
I feel for you. Unfortunately taking flight is your last best hope. Germany is lost.
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In you'r face murica. India is the new shit now.
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-30/trump-blasts-germany-again-as-merkel-modi-stress-mutual-values
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"civilized" aka, cucked as shit. haha

Trump makes the political world be so entertaining I hope he goes for the 8 years, if he doesn't die by then of-course.
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>>127707592
Germany you couldn't win a real war let alone a trade war.
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>>127709190
Agreed. Parts are 2x as costly. BMW - never again
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>>127708916
Hearty kek
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>>127709310

All of you are getting trolled hard by what is probably an Aussie/New Zealander with a premium vpn.
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>>127708728
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mittelplate
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>>127707592
Bring it on Hanz
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>>127707592
We should have ended your country for good, now you're intent on trying to ruin Europe for a third time.
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>>127707592
I hope Muslims rape your entire family.
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Germany will soon be the 51st state God willing. Including no more gibs for mudslimes.
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>>127707972
Guess what happen if you stop selling them these machines?
They keep the machines they have and their industry keep going. They will have a harder time growing, but their already built and functional factories keep going.
You? You lose half your buyers overnight. Your factories building these machines, without buyers lined up, will not "stop growing" like america's would. They will cease to exist.
You have no military power, no diplomatic power, and little economic power. Bite the hand that feed you and, just like your factories, you will cease to exist.
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>>127709582

I wouldn't say that to a bloke that's a bit questionable on the kinsey scale.
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>>127707882
U mean like WW2 friends?
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>>127707592
I'd rather have a stable ally with Russia than have Germanistan constantly telling me what we can and can't do whilst it simultaneously abandons the NATO minimum military funding requirements and let's NGOs, along with the mafia, move "refugees" into Germany. You are a joke and should literally an-hero for redemption.
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>>127708862
In my experience fords are marginally better than gm. Chrysler doesn't even make the list. I say this while currently driving an old E420, but I don't think Mercedes has made quality since the 90's
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>>127707592
So Civilized that your army doesn't need Rifles. Sad!!!
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>>127709363
>India
>the new shit
Nice
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>>127707592
>Germany wants a war with the US
>Because it worked so well that last 2 times
okay. bring it Hanz
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>>127707972
>$300 spark plugs
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>>127707592
>Germany does not pay its way
Pay for what? Where does het get this idea that everyone owes America something? We owe you nothing.
Go fuck yourselves.
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>>127707592
>But we Germans are too civilized now. We just take it passively and tell the truth, calling Trump out on his bluffs and idiotic sayings.

Oh really you just tell the truth? really?
Hmm so how are you new arrived doctors, surgeons and rocket scientists from the third world that funnily enough based msm narrative all have to be children lol?
Or why did there need to be social media /facebook pressure before the msm reported on cologne?
Or what about this? http://www.un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm

Did the Merkel monster tell you that its about economy and replacement which undeniably will sooner or later transform germany into a islamic society with your children/next generation being a minority (good luck)? Did she tell you this? just asking because from my perspective your are really fucking naive.
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>>127709584
West Germany was a mistake. Should have let the USSR smash and grab like they did with every other occupied land. UK, Poland, Japan, S. Korea, Australia and New Zealand are the only allies I give a fuck about anymore.
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>>127709739

You do know that Israel is not going to form an alliance with a country that is in an alliance with Iran, right?
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>>127707592
You mean "misses nice Germany"?
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>>127709760
we had the broomstick joke yesterday and last week
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>>127707972
>work in industry using manufacturing CNCs
>Never heard of german CNCs
>always use italian or japanese
u wut m8?
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>>127709425

This, Germany thinks it can take over the world through industry, finance and political unions this time. Yet again, the real countries are going to have to get together to smack the shit out of you arrogant pieces of shit.

German Holocaust when?
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>>127709831
PAY DENBTS, TOOTHPASTE!!!!
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>>127707972
You mean your scam cars that lie on emissions tests? What the fuck else gets made in germany?
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>>127709102
Our politics is more pathetic with leaders less patriotic than street dogs. Why would I laugh?
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>I want a trade war with America.

Because the last war you had with America went so well
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>>127709831
NATO retard. Every member has a responsibility to contribute to its own defense. Germany is well below the minimum and insteaf relies on the US for national defense. Are you a child? Nations like the UK and Poland have no problem doing their part. Hell, Estonia has no problem doing its part.
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>>127709029
The trumtards have no self-awareness - THE POST.
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>>127708786
wrong again - you are the nigger , trailerpark boy . your natural resources belong to China , Germany and some kike banks. and now fuck off sicko
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>>127709975
>Why would I laugh?

Probably at history repeating itself in the form of an overtly autistic Germany bringing itself back from economic and civilizational annihilation only to alienate everyone else and, inevitably, get obliterated again.

When people finally just glass the country, the epitaph will read:

>Here lies Germany: never quit while you're ahead
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>>127707592

>Mr. Nice Germany

Ms.
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>>127710113
Refute something factual or kill yourself. Germany has skipped out on its defense budget responsibilities and laid them on the US instead.
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>>127709769
es gibt keine Ostfront und wenn ihr dummen wichser durchdreht versenken wir eure Trägerverbände in Fernost , mach`dich mal schlau du Stück Scheiße
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Germany is a parasite of Europe dragging it down, you have no friends except your French slaves. You can all rot for all i care.
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>>127707592
>a puppet of the united states gets uppity for no reason

lmfao

Pay your fucking bills, hans
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>>127710275
Amen.
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>>127707592
it would be great to have a good relationship with germans this time.
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Everyone thinks the US only has military bases abroad to serve the interest of others

Completely forgets that the US wants to have '''world domination'', so these bases serve their interest first.

Wtf do you think will happen when the US removes their german bases? Instant nuke from Russia?
Lel
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>>127708565
Does russians rape more womans than germans do when they was on the east? And how about japanese raped by us military long after war?
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>>127710081
mfw there has been a trade war going on for decades and USA hasn't noticed that it lost years ago
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>>127710425
Considering how much slav DNA you guys raped into their bloodline after WW2, it might be easier this go around.
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>>127710275

It's still pretty funny that France is always the first to surrender to Germany. Electing Macron was the representative democracy method of hoisting the white flag.
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And why do we care? No really aside from some cars, why should we give a shit if your commie hell hole decides to stop trading?
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>>127710198
there is no eastern front nigger - and if the shit hits the fan "safheaven" Australia will be glassed as an ultimate warning the first 3 days . you niggers better get along with China . and the chinese navy has employed german engineering - and now fuck off kikedicksucker
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>>127710198
Who are these "everyone else" you are speaking of? So far Trump had a form of confrontation with all traditional American allies, and you think Germany is alienating someone?
Seriously, stop being jelly of Germany. Just learn to make better products, maybe then your people will start buying domestically produced goods, including cars, and not buy the German ones :)
Germany is literally doing nothing wrong.
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>>127710470
>Wtf do you think will happen when the US removes their german bases?

You know every time we suggest closing bases Germany shits their collective pants and begs us to keep them open.
Why?
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>>127707592
the USA has roughly 6 times the German GDP. You think they give a damn?
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>>127710533
East germans are 100% germanized slavs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polabian_Slavs
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>>127710566
>all allies
Only the cucked ones. He's been getting along great with Japan, UK, Poland, among others.
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>>127707972
Just try it, m8. I dare you.
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>>127710566
>Who are these "everyone else" you are speaking of?

Sorry, I miscommunicated. "Everyone" means the Anglosphere, I never think of continental Europe as being meaningful, you're just the countries that Germany occupies when it needs lebensraum.
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>>127707592
Personally, I want a trade war with Germany. No more Mr. Nice America.
Same here, I never understood why people hated germany and kurds in general until the past year. Germans are literally enemies of the west. Letting you keep your country after ww2 was a mistake.
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>>127707592
>trade war
Rip Germany.
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>>127710472
during the `90s I have delivered a huge ammount of tech blueprints from nato to Russia . for free of course . most of "nato" tech is our devel. anyway , so - nobody was hurt ^^

and yes : China allready has F - 35 blueprints and my chinese students turn up from time to time asking : " Herr Hauptsturmführer ; how can we produce this component " ?

and than I explain stuff - and now anglos : you better pray that there will never be an eastern front - and if so :you will be surprised
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Don't FUCK with us, Hans. Your people may he fastidious, but you're also cucked harder than leafs. Your Cimbrian and Teutonian fighting spirit was bitch slapped out of you in the 40s. Pray we don't slap something else out of you this time, like maybe Mohammed's sandy cock.
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>>127708747
Nothing worth liberating over.
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>>127710632

>WE WILL CLOSE BASES
>no pls dont
>okay but pay more
>okay

... not paying more

>WE WILL CLOSE BASES
>no pls dont
>okay but pay more
>okay

.... not paying more

>WE WILL CLOSE BASES
rinse and repeat

Lel, they are stringing you along for all these years
kek
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>>127710662
Shhh, you'll ruin their US hate party. They think the US will die if we stop importing their overpriced goods and that it only serves US interests to keep bases open in Germany, even though historically they have all but begged for us to not lessen our milotary footprint there.
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>>127707592

He's right though. Most NATO members, including Germany, have not met the 2% GDP pledge for a long time, leaving those who do pay their fair share to foot the bill.
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>>127708098
Fuck off, faggot. We side with the anglosphere against the Kraut.
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>>127707882
>Being this fucking deluded about geopolitics

Pls b b8
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>>127710662
maybe . as long as the yanks have tech spys in Germany I think we do something wrong . re jap : are you happy with your german tech you have stolen the last 40 years - what about a full scale trade war agains you us niggers ; we can buy our electronic stuff from china - poor idiot
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>>127707592
I got redpilled on Germany by a German friend. The stuff she pointed out to me made me realise that you guys aren't nice in the slightest.

And after what you did to this country, forcing us to take on banking debt to save German investors, and what you are currently doing to young people in Greece and Spain, stealing their futures to save your precious monetary empire, it makes me hate your country.

Germany is once again itching for a fight and ready to destroy their kids and their neighbours, just cos. We really need to get out this creepy European death cult.
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>>127710245
No, you kill yourself, you fucking hillbilly piece of shit. It is not just Germany not paying their "fair share" in NATO. There are many other countries, including the non-NATO states like Japan (0.9% of GPD) and South Korea, to which you provide defense for free as well.
But your dear leader targets Germany specifically, because that is on the agenda list of the Putin's cock holster.
Also Germany was not allowed to expand their military for obvious reasons. But suddenly, just because the orange baboon said it, it becomes topic number one.
Seriously, kill yourself you fucking cultists. The orange fat fuck will come to your mother's house and rape her, and you will still find a reason to defend him.
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>>127708798
nawww poor wittle sweetie <3
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>>127709133
Don't give up, Hans.
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>>127707592
pay denbts

Also
>trade war with America
I knew krauts were getting ahead of themselves but this is too much
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>>127710928
we never fear a redneck nigger in trailerpark , you little drug addicted idiot will never be anything else than scum
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>>127707592
>trade war with msot pwoerful economy on Earth

kek stupid sjw faggot, your pathetic excuse for a nation will be crushed
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>>127711140
Day of the barbie when?
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>>127710956
yeah and we've had cucks like Obama and Bush leading us the entire time.

There's a new sheriff in town. Freedom ain't free. It's bathed in the blood of Krauts.
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>>127707592
I hope Trump abandons NATO and creates an Anglo-only bloc, forcing Europe's economy to crash as you'll be forced to pay for your own defense. This will thus defund your welfare state, causing massive Muslim insurrection.
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>>127707592
>WE WERE INSULTED
>OUR NATIONAL HONOR HAS BEEN IMPUGNED
>TIME FOR WAR
>t. Musli-I mean Germ-I mean LITERALLY HITLER
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Pls no Trade War. I buy all my Harmonicas from Hohner.
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>>127711137
My beef with Germany has nothing to do with Trump, who I've always thought of as an incompetent moron. I haven't mentioned Trump once. What's got you so angry, you third world peasant?
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>>127711137
Japan cant rearm because of their constitution. You cunts will end up slaves for Turks if you push your luck so keep it zipped.
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>>127707592
>furious tweet
This shitty implying again, he probably wrote that on the toilet
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>>127710960
Even if they all met their 2% of GDP the US will still spend more than all the other nations combined
Why should I have to be taxed to pay for lazy stupid euroscum's defense?
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>>127711335
your new sheriff is an FSB agent and he will do what Putin says. fuckin redneck idiot , start reading a resonable newspaper
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>>127710745
Japan spends 1% of their GDP on defense, and USA has a negative trade balance with them.
Why is Germany the bad guy, and not Japan?
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>>127711137
>Bulgarian
>Calls others "hillbillies"
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>>127711411
As if a constitution ever stopped a government from doing whatever the fuck it wanted. They'll have nukes by 2050.
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>>127711487
Defence them from what? From poland maybe? Or France?
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>>127707592
>germany
>paying denbts

pick only one
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>>127709779
this
german manufactured goods would usually carry a premium because of quality (after excluding tariffs) but the quality has come down drastically in the last 10 years of so many of their products you have to wonder if they're middlemanning to china
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>>127711631
>flag
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>>127711419

All the butthurt seems to be seeping out of Europe about this visit.

>Look how furious Drumpf is!

Tweets the bi-curious Berliner through tears as he obsessively F5s Trump's twitter feed.
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>>127711617
They are rearming now they recently changed their constitution, sharing sub tech with Australia and buying our beef. Fun times for China soon those mainland gooks are going to get real mad..
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>>127711631

Each other. It's an occupation force largely there to make sure it doesn't turn into a giant shit fight again through sheer deterrence. The Russia threat is just smoke and mirrors, has been since the 1960s.
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>>127707882
>Russia is our friend.
aw sure they are sweetie
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>>127711631
Dunno, it is perfectly clear that Putin wants to conquer the entire Europe and torture everyone (and their pets) to death. I have many veritable media sources.
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You can shove your BMW's up your arse hans, I'm buying a ford
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>>127707592
How exactly are you going to beat America in a trade war when you're busy morphing into a Caliphate and purging your infidel population?
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>>127708916
kek
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>But we (((((((((Germans)))))))) are too ((((((civilized)))))))) now. We just take it passively (like the good goyim we are) and tell the truth, calling Trump out on his bluffs and idiotic sayings.
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>>127711487
I actually understand why it's like that. If someone attacks the US, those countries have to defend a lot more assets. I think the percentage system is fair. But Germany and many others are below that, which is not fair. They should just drop out of NATO if they can't afford it, it's not meant to be welfare babysitting shit. If Germany leaves NATO and someone invades them, plenty of countries are still coming to their defense regardless, very likely the US and plenty of European countries. NATO just guarantees that all countries in the organization are coming to your defense according to Article 5.
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>>127707592

> take it passively

So your defense for being a cuck (which you are) is "no I'm a power-bottom faggot?"

Good one. Makes sense, though- kraut & "sausage" go "hand in hand."
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>>127711923
Why should America care? As long as glorious Britain is left alone it would be fun.
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>>127707882
spotted the Osti. Hey did you or your mum spend those 100DM on Western jeans or American ice cream when you fled west?
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>>127711505
How would you even know what a reasonable newspaper is? Your stasi has turned them into a hate crime.
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>>127711137
This! The weak willed fucks on /pol, particularly the burgers have never had to teal with Russia's subversive propaganda. They think they're edgy and hip and can't see the just how much they're being the useful idiots here.
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>>127708916
/thread
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Finally we can stop pretending to support America. These delusional fucks really think they do not depend on us. Well it's gonna be fun watching you crash and burn when we stop treating you like the privileged partner that you were until now.
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>>127707972
I buy maybe kitchen knives and some fancy tools that are German, but that is it and most people wouldn't.
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>>127708916
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>>127708259
>Which products?????
All kinds of special equipment, high tech machinery, optics, etc. is made in Germany. We have thousands of companies that are market leaders. Without these products, American life stands still.
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>>127712158
If only Europe had depended on itself for its own defense with proportional funding instead of relying on a foreign power.
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>>127711505
>reasonable newspapers

Yeah keep trying to convince us that your lefty propaganda is factual, you might actual fool someone into reading a newspaper. That's about it.
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>>127711137
>But your dear leader targets Germany specifically
Trump has also called out Japan and South Korea.

>and South Korea
Military expenditure (% of GDP) in South Korea was reported at 2.6437 % in 2015, according to the World Bank collection of development indicators

>Also Germany was not allowed to expand their military for obvious reasons.
No they don't do it because they don't fucking want to. Dwight D. Eisenhower leader of the Supreme Allied Commander Europe said that American forces have to be out of Europe in at most ten years or the Europeans would become reliant on US. Well guess what happen.
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>>127711988
checked
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>>127712028
There is also the constant threat of intercontinental emu dropships.Obviously, both of these imminent threats absolutely require US military gibs.
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>>127708259

USA export to Germany = ~$49 billion

Germany to USA = ~$150 billion

The krauts have a lot to lose, but Trump still had better stop running his mouth if he wants to afford that stupid wall.
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>>127712158
>never had to deal with russia propaganda
Nigga what? We had an entire cold war and russians, like us, pushed a massive amount of propaganda on to america
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>>127707592
It already is war, just not fought with guns. Kraut's elite are drifting away from the western world. That there are no riots everywhere in Germany is indicative for how brainwashed the Kraut's themselves are.
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>>127707592
Damn, I guess I need to buy that Walther today and not wait. Thanks Hans.
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>>127708655
who cares
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>>127707592

Anglo innovation > German work ethic.

Especially now that the age of automation and AI is upon us.

You won't be keeping your trade surplus for much longer Hanz.
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>>127708259
This. Nobody in America buys German anymore they're a bunch of scamming kikes. Does anyone see VWs anymore?
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>>127707592
German National sentiments have wanted to get rid of these bases long ago anyways, feeling they were proof that we are still treated as "those guys that go Nazi from time to time"
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>>127711335
I'll never get tired of Trump shoving Montenegro like that. These world leaders, PMs, Presidents, etc. are basically like modern royalty, they're not used to getting physically thrown around. Trumps a fucking boss
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>>127709133
Fuck off, Turk. You are not welcome in Germany.
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>>127712292
Well if that's the case why is it that I can't find any piece of technology in my house that is made in Germany? So much for playing a role in every American's life Hans.
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>>127712550
Whoaaaaa, racist much?
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>>127707972
oh well, I guess we'll just buy more British cars when Brexit goes through.
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>>127710566
Besides paying their bills and raping their women and children with "muh refugees"
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>>127712362
top kek, there, Genghis.
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>>127709307
>causing issues in the Mediterranean, and the US needs those routes open too (although, if it was a sea full of black pirates it would hurt Europe a lot more).

I am pretty sure a sea full of pirates along the North African coast would be perfect for us. They could rob all the illegal migrants and NGO ships.
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>>127712495
>Anglo innovation > German work ethic.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/businessclub/11628155/Britain-lagging-behind-France-and-Germany-on-innovation.html

Outdated but still
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>>127712550
Isn't this comment a capital offense where you're from?
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>>127708227
Germany...being suicidal since 1939.
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>>127711676
From us? How many times we invade germany for no reason in our history? How many times we invade some countries not on our border? How about to have some our bases in the Mexico or something like that? Oh sorry, i forget - muricans almost start nuclear war when we got our base on Cuba after muricans bring their rockets into Turkey.
>>127711834
>>127711923
The problem is - germans don't want to pay for the occupation forces.
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>>127707882
Brit here, we fucking hate Germany.
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>>127712292
Or, I know this shatters your world view, we can just find another country to do the same exact thing and have it be slightly worse. The only thing that's going to change for the average americans is a different brand and maybe price changes. Meanwhile you'd lose half your market if we bailed
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>>127711137
Poor baby get a little triggered?
Point remains, Germany can't hold America's jock strap.
Get fucked and die of AIDS that you will soon get from being raped by one of your precious Muslim "rapefugees"
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>>127709555
kek fake news
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>>127712396
>The krauts have a lot to lose
Trump creates tariffs on German products
Germany sign CETA with Canada
Germany sell stuff to Canada
Canada resell to Burgers, can't put tariffs on it because NAFTA

Tadaaaa
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>>127712773
Who said you could talk Client State?
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>>127712396
>afford that stupid wall
You're still on that ? It's long dead now.
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>>127712768
I love that you had to add a qualifier to the invade countries bit.
If you weren't running everything on coal and whale oil, you'd have made a run for global hegemony just like us. Your governing ideology fucked your country into permanent little man syndrome.
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>>127712952
You and me, in the Atlantic ocean, right fucking NOW.
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>>127712321
I agree, it should have been worked on immediately after the wall fell. That's not the point though. The point is you voted a retarded traitor into the White House who is proceeding to napalm all western cooperation while throwing favors to all swampish capitalist cronies he promised to clear out all while fucking his electoral base by not doing anything he promised senpai. But by all means, tell me how I'm a shill and retarded and don't understand the 986D chess he's playing.
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>>127712617
Half of your hospitals, subway and train systems are made in Germany. Faggot.
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>>127712532
Yeah I particularly liked how he shoved around the Saudis, he really showed them!
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>>127707592
Only ones bluffing here are Germany and EU tards.
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>>127712813
>Or, I know this shatters your world view, we can just find another country to do the same exact thing and have it be slightly worse. The only thing that's going to change for the average americans is a different brand and maybe price changes
Then you know shit about world economy. Germany does so well because they have several monopoles on mechanic tools, meaning they create the machines who produce other stuff and they have paterns and everything. You can't ignore Germany economically.
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>>127712550
Do you have problems reading? Read what I wrote again. I'd support deporting all Turks, Arabs and other non-German Asians/Africans in a heartbeat.
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>>127712292
fyi when we see people driving German cars over here we all start yelling bumboy.
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>>127707592
Trump is a cuck but it is true you aren't paying your NATO denbts
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>>127707592
Pay debnts
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>>127707592
Prepare to get fucked, Hans.
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>>127713192
> Estonia
Stop fucking being so scared of Ivan. We have guns too, we don't need legion of burger soldier jacking off all day in Germany and Kosovo.
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>>127713156
ya and buying that was doing you a favor achmed. Now we can just build it here like we used to do.
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>>127713156
and I thought us burgers were delusional about our importance
Even if that's true, it won't be once your population is 60% inbred 85 IQ migrant spawn. You'll be lucky if you can still produce sausages that aren't made of people.
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>>127711977
You can't do that bruh. Our rockets and citizens actually in East Prussia. Attack germans = attack us with a nuclear fallout after explosion. That's enough to make dream about Atlantis come true on the British Isles.
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>>127713082
Oh, no, better blame Americans for not defending the free world. I guess you civilized people are opposed to gutting your enlightened, free education system and universal healthcare for defense because the military are bad and violence is bad and diplomacy and understanding always win the day.
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>>127713307
>Trump can't go a day without embarrasing himself
>hurr durr we will fuck the world because trump is great lel

You are doomed.
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>>127711130
Germans don't think when making the memes.
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>>127709922
It's still funny and you still don't have any guns. I honestly want to shoot down a regiment of German Man Maids. I can't even wait. Plz plz Germany make TRUMP mad plz I beg you. Does Mattis ever keep you up at night? Do you know what modern warfare looks like?
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>>127707592
It's this guy again. Sage and hide.
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>>127707592
Good luck with a US trade war. What idiotic bluffs and sayings of Trump? The facts are Germany contributes 1.1% of GDP to military, it should be 2% as agreed with NATO.
>>127707882
>Trump promised to remove them all, if we do not pay him.
Retarded.
>>127707972
>You will lose in a trade war, Burger. Your economy depends on German products.
Delusional.

Fact of the matter is Merkel is a product of New Germany, a dumb naive bitch who is watching her country go down in flames and encouraging it for the sake of diversity.
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Why is Trump so hard on military spending ? Is he expecting for Europeans to buy American equipment or he's preparing for another Middle Eastern adventure?
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>>127712427
Exactly! You naive fucks think that was propaganda? You fucks were the peak of wealth and you thought effective propaganda was made up of people telling you to share the wealth.
You know what good propaganda is, making someone vote for some orange dude that will make his obscenely rich backers even richer, while fucking over external relations with all allies, cuckling up to Russia who may or may not be involved in his election, worsening the political correctness crisis your country is going through and doing nothing for low income and middle class base that voted for him.
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>>127711554
Because Japan cant due to their Constitution that the US forced on them but even with that, Abe the current prime minister, has gotten Japan to spend more on their defense. So what's Germany's excuse?
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Nobody ever mentions china. The quiet kid in the corner. Doesn't he look creepy to you ?
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>>127713431
the only one embarrassing themselves is you Gretel
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>>127713531
>he facts are Germany contributes 1.1% of GDP to military, it should be 2% as agreed with NATO.
Are you retarded? They agreed to raise to 2% till 2024.
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>>127708662
>Ami go home.
Heard all this bullshit when I was stationed in Kitzingen just before 3d ID pulled out of Wuerzburg. Later we got to hear the lament of all the businesses when all those sweet US dollars moved out.
I hope you kraut-niggers in Vilseck know how to eat snow when we move out.
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>>127707592
>trade war is a bad thing
Jesus they really do just pull the brains out in euro schools. Ill sit back and make some cash off people's stupidity with some stocks and currency.
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>>127713167
kek
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>>127713665
China will get BTFO by based poo in loo, just you watch.
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Trump made EUrope strong again. Anglos leaving EU was an added bonus.
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>>127712396

Germany has less than 1/3 of USA's population

Try considering relativism when you attempt to use math & you'd see Germans consume more American products per capita.
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>>127707592
Only nigger tier logic can be used to justify not paying per an agreement. Pay your fucking bills.
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>>127707882
It's high time to partition Germany again
Vorpommern is Swedish clay
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>>127710876
Oh so you're literally traitors trying to destroy Europe and replace them asiatic negrofied slaves? Thanks for being honest atleast Jewmoney. I'll never forget you wrote that.
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>>127713675
keep telling that yourself. You are beyond redemption by sucking Trumps little dick
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>>127707592
>too civilized now
>take it passively

That's just a fancy way of admitting that you're gigantic cucks, and that will never change until you take back your birthright and stop the occupation.
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>>127713591
you know, if the US said 'fuck you' to the entire planet except for the UK, Australia, and Japan, and maybe China, not a damn thing of value to me, as a US citizen will have been lost. You need us waaayyyy more than we need you leeches.
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>>127707592
>Personally, I want a trade war with America. No more Mr. Nice Germany.
>he says with a syrian cock in his mouth (and a turkish one up his butt)
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>>127713047
Yea. Thats a sad legacy of 70 years of fucking communism and semi-slavish life into empire. Our country never has a colony in full sence of this word. With our territory russian can live as a brits or murricans but prefer to take aboriginal for equal. As history showed after all - only finns and mongols deserved that attitudes
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>>127709029
Who's going to attack us and from where? Russia? They'll have to go through a girlde of Nato states. So GIs will die for us there.

US troops get more out of Germany than Germany gets out of US troops on German soil. Here are many of your backrank facilities. Proper hospitals, bases, supply stockpiles, drone pilotes. We're an important stop in your supply line to the Middle East.

Don't make me laugh, burger.
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>>127714207
>You need us waaayyyy more than we need you leeches.

No we don't. Americans are the biggest nation wreckers and war criminals on Earth along with the Jews. Fuck off already.
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>>127707592
You take everything passively, you're the biggest cucks in the world. He tweeted that because he knew he'd get away with it, hell maybe even get some money back under the table. Like no joke you guys suck.
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>>127708565
Quality post.
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>>127714141
no one needs or is asking for your cuck nations redemption loser. Your time of sucking on our tits is over leech.
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>>127714085
>Germans being this salty for Trump wanting Germany to pay debts
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>>127713430
That has nothing to do with what I said asshole! I agreed that Europe should defend itself not cower like a bitch to America when Putin has a bad day.
Shit, E Europe, despite being poor as fuck started increasing military spending by public pressure when the news started pointing out that we don't pull our weight.
What I'm saying is the retard in the White House is fucking over what we perceive as the West! Not the new-lib (((west))), the actual west while doing nothing but fucking over his base in favor of rich cronies.
I'm not event anti-american or something like that, I love you fucking burgers, most E Europe does, you guys and your country were the shit back in the 90s when we were going through literal hell. But what the organge retard is doing is nothing short of treason!
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>>127707592
>no freedom of speech
>imports third world barbarians
>has a commie leader
>commie leader is an "unfickable lard ass"
>covers up mass sexual assault crimes
>didn't apologise when found out either
>is scared of dogs
"Civilised" has changed its meaning apparently
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>>127707592

Well done Germany, you're now free to self-holocaust.
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>>127710876
>german threats
I laff evertim
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>>127707972
>America losing a trade war ever
We know how to make dishwashers and cars Hans. Please start a trade war so we can make our own while you suck Putin cock for heating oil.
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>>127714322
>cucks
@40:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMiQUlyMPGE
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>>127714322
>You take everything passively, you're the biggest cucks in the world.
You're not lying.
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>>127714305
>Americans are the biggest nation wreckers and war criminals on Earth along with the Jews
Actually, that's just the Jews. Not the Americans. Just the Jews. Americans lost any say in this a long time ago.
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>>127714305
>biggest nation wreckers
and you keep forgetting that fact, until we feel the need to wreck your weak ass again.
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>>127707592
>Personally, I want a trade war with America.

Your economy would be destroyed. America wouldn't notice a change.

Why do Germans have this little brother syndrome when it comes to the US?
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>>127714520
Why are Germans so delusional?
Their somehow saying we need them more than they need us
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>>127712292
>Without these products, American life stands still.
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>>127707592
Germany is cucked.
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>>127708098

Drumpf is not insulting. It is gay, and annoying. At best you sound like a faggot, and at worse you sound like Gilbert Godfrey. You choose.
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>>127714520
>We know how to make dishwashers and cars Hans
This. Germany has fooled itself into believing it's autistic pursuit of perfection with utilities makes it indispensable to the rest of the world. Above all it's the
>you need our amazing AAA products
argument everytime. Every. Time. And they call us the jews.
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>>127714207
Cooperation is more than who needs who at soem point you simple minded fuck! It guaranteed that the values of the West would reign supreme and change the world for the better, not become insular assholes who retardedly flame eachother like petty teenagers. Stand together or die alone type of shit! But you see, you drank the cool-aid, the retarded propaganda that surrounds the orange buffon divides people, people with common goals instead of bringing them together.
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>>127714097
Good idea, Sven. It'll make one hell of a refugee camp!
Pommerania YES
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>>127712292
>being this retarded
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>>127711505
>a resonable newspaper
You sound like you read Das Bild
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>>127714207
hearty kek, in this globalized economy where almost every nation is capitalist, it's either you trade with each other or you fight each other for production and resources, if china said fuck you to the rest of the world and went it's own way that would also be detrimental to everyone. you're a piece of shit, but you're my piece of shit baby girl
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>>127714614
>Why do Germans have this little brother syndrome when it comes to the US?
Who doesn't? Maybe Canada.
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>>127714628
They literally say that to everyone. That's their superiority complex, it's nothing new if you know a little about german history. They even called themselves the Holy Roman Empire for the best part of a millenium even though it wasn't really holy, roman or an empire. Nothing has changed since.
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>>127708245

You're machines, and engineering are great. Yet we've already been cucked by China through Nixon (Sorry, m8, most shit says Made in China here).

Germany is simply the hate fuck of the International financiers, and will be dumped in time, too. Don't be confused by your position. I'm not here.
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>>127707592
>Personally, I want a trade war with America

game on. UK has joined forces with the US.
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>>127707972
HAHAHAHAHhha good one hans. Ahmed sure made you delusional from all the fuckings he gave your sister
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>>127707592
Everyone wants you guys to go to war so Germany can die sooner, Merkel is a terrorist
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>>127714983
They were a race of club swingers and rock throwers when the Romans civilized them. They are used to claiming the trappings of whatever civilization conquers them as their own. They were literally worshipping animal bones when Western civilization came to rescue them. This is why they are so eager to be taken over by Muslims. It's literally in their blood by now. Cucks in the truest sense.
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I meant to click on this guy:

>>127707972
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>>127707592
You will lose ANY war with America.
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>>127714853
> if china said fuck you to the rest of the world and went it's own way
Ya but, you're not China, Abdul. (((YOU))) are not even a German. You are nothing more than a slave to your Stasi Kike Merkel, and IF you even had the balls to say that ON THE INTERNET, she would put your slave ass in REAL chains.
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>>127708662
You really suck.at being a shill.
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>>127714853
It's two different kinds of "detrimental", retard. One is "detrimental" as in having to change your favourite restaurant by getting up from the table and walking 5 minutes to the next one. The other "detrimental" is your restaurant crashing down due to loss of customers, having to sell your assets at a loss at auction and declaring yourself bankrupt. By all means, please play the detrimental game.
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>>127714400
>cuck nation

Your cuntry is filled with mexicans and gangbangers who are destroying your neighbourhoods. You are the one being the cuckiest of the cucks
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>>127707972

Look I think Trump is a retard too and I think good relations with Germany (and Europe in general) makes for a better Europe and Germany but you're fucking retarded if you really think that.
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>>127715405
But unlike you germans can made a nice cars and other engineering things pole kiddo.
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>>127715534
And they just voted to change that, you cant even vote to save yourselves from mutti Merkel and her muslim fetish lelelelel even my small anglo saxon nation will vote to remove kebab because we are free men in a free state.
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>>127712292
Ooh "etc"

They buy all think from Japan fritz

You eat refugee sausage only now

Bad ally
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>>127707592
How are people surprised? Germany being a horrible economic partner is nothing new. Merkel is as bas as she was when she arrived and nobody liked her.
Her pushing Europe so hard is her last change to secure all the putrid deals Germany has forced the others to follow with them "forever".
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>>127707592
>We just take it passively and tell the truth, calling Trump out on his bluffs and idiotic sayings.
You take it passively because you're a bunch of pussies and know he isn't wrong.

Cowards always hide.
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>>127715706
The one thing they can't seem to do is win a war.
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>>127715534
>filled with mexicans and gangbangers
maybe, but we can shoot them if they get uppity. (((YOU)) on the other hand have to let the vibrant rapefugees fuck your mother if your kike EU masters tell you to.
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>>127714983
The HRE was the best thing for Germans. It was clearly dysfunctional so it didn't really threaten Europe, it was only held together by Austria, the only competent German state, but it gave the Krauts some sense of importance. Of course fucking Luther had to shit everything up, leading to the most autistic and bloodthirsty Krauts who were somewhat regulated by being in a monastic order converting and establishing the horror called Duchy of Prussia. Who then proceeded to unite almost all Germans, but left out the ones with any capacity for diplomacy.
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>>127707592
defending Merkel, ever
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>>127712396
The wall is and always was an imaginary wall.
Look at recent mexico to u.s immigration rates compared to previous fiscal years.

Read up on 'pre-suasion'.
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>>127707592
Germany was never nice. Stop trying to destroy everything.
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>>127708098
Who let the abbo on the internet?
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>>127715706
This was a better meme than Trabant or Wartburg, Krauts BTFO once again.
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>>127715481
you're right, I'm not german, I'm here to take in the historical culture of europe before it becomes erased/watered down, how can't you see the tide of globalisation is affecting all countries. I can easily say that your daddy trump will put you in chains soon enough, he's carried on obama's police state legacy, and when the US has no more countries to bully profit out (latin america is not as easily bullied as it was in the 50's-90's, now you faggots fuck with the middle east for profits) of their empire will fall with more of an almighty crash than the roman empire ever did
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>>127715534
I'd rather take the hard working Mexicans than the fucking inbred muslims you're getting overrun with. I always thought krauts had some intelligence. I guess you are disproving that notion. Nigger
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>>127707592
What is the point of German when Japan exists. I mean I know you Germans think 'muh export muthafucka' but honestly what do you make we can't get from our new best friend Japan? Hmm?
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>>127710615
This is gold. German problem is that they are too arrogant. They think their ideas are the best for all, knowing very little about the world at the time.
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>>127707592
bring back the schizer porn
that's memetic warfare for ya
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>>127707882
>russia is our friend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in furiously* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>germans are always serious and have no sense of humor which means this is a legit post

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>127715875
You can't even pull the trigger with your fat fingers you shithead, and more and more mexicans are raping your kids, and niggers are fucking over your cities, and you are blind to see it. Trump won't change a thing. Keep believing his lies, lel
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>>127707972
All the industrial machinery I've used has either been Japanese, Korean, American or Italian. I am having difficulty remembering the last time I bought or have used something made in Germany besides an imported beer.
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>tell Germany to pay denbts
>they chimp out like a bunch of apes

Greece must be enjoying this.
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>>127707592
i agree, germany should withdraw all their military bases fron the US>>127707592
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>>127715706
We can make bombs and missiles pretty well. I want to shoot down some Krautmeds and Hansduls.
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>>127712396
>Wall

That was just a lie to get suburban retards to vote for him.
Never gonna happen.
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>>127707592
You realize that's how Germans and Jews were starved last time, right?
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>>127707592
>Taking it passively
Seems like there's a pretty active Syrian cock you're taking in your ass
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>>127716494
You need an air base or something nearby? Because we would be more than willing to give you Scotland.
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>>127716205
>fuck with the middle east for profits
yep, that's because we see a need for a product and we sell it to your subhuman brethren so you can kill each other with it, because you're THAT stupid.

>empire will fall with more of an almighty crash than the roman empire ever did

maybe, but guess who's gonna go before we do, (((YOU))).
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>>127707592
>civilized
Is this a kraut euphemism for cucked?

>I want a trade war with america
Hahahahahahahaha. Trying to crash your economy to set up for ww3 a century after 2? And who said Germans weren't funny.
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>>127711631
>implying polan wouldnt conquer germoney in 3days
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>>127715075
Last thing I got from Germany was a butane lighter that broke within five minutes.
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>>127707972
LOL! Stupid Kraut I'll take my American made Chevy Camaro over any of your garbage. Shouldn't you be prepping your wife and daughters for Muhammad?
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>>127716707
not sure why you're excited about the modern age collapse homie, it's gonna eclipse the bronze age collapse a million fold
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>>127707592
Trump is already grasping at straws. Just bluffs and though talk by a retarded school bully. As everyone grows up they stop taking him seriously.
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>>127715706
Our economy is growing really fast. We will back to the topic soon.
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>>127716443
>you are blind to see it
oh ya, that's why our cops kill them in the streets like the pigs they are. Meanwhile, your libtard leaders are plotting against your own people and replacing (((YOU)) with subhumans.
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>>127716988
>poland
>economy

giga-mecha-keka
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>>127716908
speaking of the bronze age, how are things going with your 'new citizens'? any truck massacres this week?
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>>127717065
Don't worry, your president will send you to another useless war anytime soon, so Chad will fuck your gf while you are abroad getting raped
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>>127717159
I'm a tourist lmao, and nah I haven't seen any yet I'm fairly sure that stuff happens in capital cities. I'm currently in a comfy little town with many castles and pastures, it's pretty nice
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>>127715075
This
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>>127717229
>getting raped
the only time I'm worried about rape is when I'm passing through the Bahnhof in Koln?
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>>127715738
Nice haiku japan
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>>127712292
Could give a fuck less about trade relations with Germany.
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>>127707592

Keep it up hans. We're going to put you down for the third time in a century and hopefully it's for good this time. I will sign up in a heartbeat to put Krauts in the ground.
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>>127707592
I love my president. Alpha as fuck.
Sort yourself out, Germany.
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>>127718217
tl;dr Germany gets more money from us than we do from them. We are in a better position to bargain.
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>>127712292
>optics
>high tech machinery

Yeah, so much of our consumer driven economy relies on high tech goods

Don't forget our government sued half your auto industry for making shitty products and then concealing this fact with computer programs... and won.

Your sense of importance isn't mirrored by reality. Pull the dildo out of your butt, take a trip down to the bank, pull your savings out and mail them to your military. The free ride is over faggot.
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>>127717229
>will send you
jokes on you Khalid, I volunteered to remove kebab, so anytime kebab can be removed, it isn't a useless war. Shit, I wouldn't even call it a war. It was more like an assraping, but you (((germans))) would know all about that wouldn't you?
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>>127713591
>orange dude

Is that supposed to make me not like him?

I keep hearing this shit from leftists all the time

>b-b-b-but Drumpf has two scoops for his orange face WHAT NOW DRUMPFIES??????

Pathetic
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>>127707972
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deutsche sind echt die letzten Clowns
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