>tfw you just ate some of your mommies pizza rolls
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>even washed it down with some Mountain Dew
>feeling elated
>wanna be productive
>you waddle your fatass to your computer
>"Memorial Day"
>RAGE.jpg
>think about how STUPID people can be for wanting to honor the zionists' security detail
>"the Jews have been funding our military since...FOREVER! This is disgusting!"
>you go to type on your sticky, smelly gaming keyboard about how you, an intellectual, is far more superior to the high school dropout/nigger/hick/social outcast who is enlisted because you're redpilled as FUCK and can see the NWO clear as day
>tfw the thought crosses your mind that other militaries exist
>tfw you realize for a second that if we did away with the whole " jew controlled construct" wed be defenseless and you'd probably wind up being executed for being a useless manchild still living with his parents eating some of mommies pizza rolls and being a spurglord on internet forums
>tfw you cringe at the thought of ever joining though, bringing yourself back to reality and remembering "BUT JEWS DOE"
>tfw you memed so hard that you became pic related
Kek. Get fucked you actual shitlords. And God bless the troops
>>127706570
Most your stormtroopers just gun down civilians with drones.
Cowards.
>tfw the thought crosses your mind that other militaries exist
?
>>127706845
How is this a confusing thing to grasp? Other militaries other than the US' exist. That isn't something I made enigmatic
>>127706570
>OP inadvertently parodies himself
:DD
>>127706570
>offended american is skullfucking a strawman to death
Yeah show them you go girl. Ya giving these actual shitlords what they deserve
>>127706570
>strawmen
Not all here are NEETs and it doesn't matter in to the argument.
>other countries have armys
What an eye oppening insight...
Nobody wants to get rid of the Military here. It doesn't change the fact, that a decent part of the actual missions the US Military is/was involvt had little to do with the actual intrests of the country.
>>127707068
The thought crosses my mind every day. Not sure what your problem is kike
>>127706570
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
Yeah, other militaries exist. Like Mexico's cartel soldiers who are currently invading us. Instead of dying for Israel and Saudi Arabia maybe they should come home and defend the homeland from the beaner invasion? Same thing for Europe, maybe their militaries should go home and shoot the islamic invaders like their El Fukken Cid would've done.
>>127706570
T. Buzzfeed
Your focus group of forty year old barren women and numale faggots really came up with the goods. We are disbanding our online hate club immediately.
I welcome the genderless new world in which I can be drained of my blood to make unleavened bread for Jews to eat.
My only regret is that I don't have a cool wheelchair to roll around in, so that everyone can praise me for doing my bit to expand the borders of Israel.
>>127707580
When this kid fails to secure a STEM career and he has to be reduced to some kind of communications job bull horning for diversity in STEM, it is going to be fantastic
>>127706570
>Not winning a single war since murrican civil war
>stalemate against Norks
>stalemate against Vietnam
>Start bullying poor 3rd world nations
>STILL LOSE causing political and economic unrest
>Completely fucked the Middle-East
>Let Afghanistan get taken over by Taliban
>Meanwhile unironically funding ISIS, Al Qaeda and sucking Saudi dick while getting fucked up the ass by the Joos
>>127706570
Butt hurt military queen detected.
>Muh flag
>God bless Israel
>Gotta support dem troops
>Them evil Muslims wanna stop women from voting and kill gays, but don't worry I will protect UUUUUU.
>>127707777
We have coast guard and boarder patrol for a reason my dude
>>127706570
>implying /pol/ is against veterans and the US military.
fuck off
t. RAF WSO
>>127709221
Pics like that raise up the pedo in me.