Brit/pol/ >implying they'll even bother voting edition

Worth a listen lads.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08rp305

He gets rogered.

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>There are people here unironically voting Tory over UKIP

>There are people here who like Theresa May

>There are people here who will unironically defend the Tories

Still arresting cunts for that bomb. How long have they known and suspected these cunts.

British thread is real thread

>immigration should be lower
i genuinely dont believe it should

i believe in the labour policy and what jezza said about spreading teh immigration better and funding better social programs to get immigrants into work and t intergrate better into britain all over rather than the tory led no go zones and muslim heavy communitie sthat weve seen grow in the poorest areas of our society

immigration isnt bad. our country relies on it for almost every single thing we do
illegal immigration is bad
and mass immigration s bad left unchecked and unfunded

the labour manifesto has pledge and policy to end zero hour contracts and to raise the skills gap herein our own country and increase teh miimum wage and tax the rich companies exploiting the poorest in our society and also they plan to stop big businesses from importing immigrant labour that take the jobs of people that live and work here

cunt

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Don't make our mistake!

>>127697095
Nothing short of ethnic cleansing will save UK

this is the thread to use.

pls use my thread after then ;_;

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>>127697210
>There are people here who like Theresa May

I've looked at her voting record and I can't pin down what she's about or what she really believes

>>127697269
All immigration is bad.

I want it to stop entirely.

They contribute nothing.

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>>127697269
Unskilled migrants have no business coming to the UK. If you're unqualified, have no high wage offer or can't speak functional english, you should fuck right off.

We don't require "immigration" no more than South Korea requires immigration. Most of the 600k aren't in "ARE NHS", you gullible cunt.

>>127697438
Because all she believes in is getting power for herself and securing a legacy.

She's basically your average Tory

>this bullying of australia's thread who was posted first
What the fuck

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>be me, watching May vs Corbyn battle on SkyNews
>message a commie twink to have some debate whilst wathing
>tell the corbynista my natsoc opinions
>twink coincidentially gets horny and starts asking me about kinks
>I ask him his
>He is into being cuckolded.
>He is uber submissive
>I get free n00ds

And after that, well, the debate was won.

>>127697164

It starts around 22:00 by the way.

>how much will this childcare cost
>"a lot"
>*proceeds to log into ipad and breathe heavily

Fucking hell lads absolutely blown it.

>hate the Tories
>don't trust Labour to not fuck up Brexit
>UKIP who?

Just fuck my shit up senpai

Always voted UKIP 'cause muh sovereignty but they're directionless.

>tfw Tory safeseat for 100 years

>>127697471
wat

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>Tim Farron

Does anyone else hate him even more than Stirgeon and Jezbollah?

>Shameless career politician - studied politics, "leader" in student politics; never had a real job, just hungry for power
>Former Labour member and campaigner - dishonest cryptoleftist masquerading as a "radical centrist"
>Pathetic carpetbagger - stood as a candidate all over the country until he finally got a seat
>Explicitly promised to ignore the EU referendum result (the will of the people) and keep us in the EU
>Against Trident, strongly anti-military
>Pro-migrant "refugees" - wanted to take in at least 60k
>Pro-legalisation of degenerate drugs
>Pro-"diversity quotas" for MPs (muh wimmins and muh BAME) - because we really need fewer Moggs and more Abbotts
>Very low attendance record at the HoC; no actual tangible career achievements whatsoever
>Twattish face, smug smile, slimy and dishonest character
>Ugliest wife in the entire history of British politics

How can anyone not utterly despise that smug, slimy ponce? He makes my skin crawl worse than Ted Cruz.

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Women mad at women for asking questions.

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>>127697590
lewd, homophobic and probably haram

>>127697604
Same boat as me. Was thinking Britain First but they're literally a >who? party too

>>127697481
>>127697481
>Unskilled migrants have no business coming to the UK
so you support the labour manifesto that puts a stop to big business doing this. good

>>127697604
>they're directionless
yet they have the best manifesto by a country mile
keep voting UKIP in Tory safe seats

>>127697672
Immigration is of no benefit to us and I want it to stop entirely.

>>127697269
Enjoy becoming an ethnic minority in your own country.

>>127697711
its not real news. its entertainment
it doesnt have to be fair

call ofcom

The SNP going for the tried and tested 'We're not the Tories, so vote for us. You're.. not a racist, are you?' vote.

>>127697760
>tory facist orwellian dictatorship
not my country

>>127697760
That's going to happen regardless of who you vote

UK is dead. Get over it

>>127697711
Friendly reminder that Labour's recent poll bounce is driven mostly by women.

Suffrage was a mistake.

Why does Sturgeon look so much like a man in drag?

>>127697747
But they don't come here with a job at hand, you pinko imbecile.

I want the law changed so we have a points based immigration system that sets the quality and quantity of migrants and is sensitive to specific industry skill deficits. That's basic common sense. Labour want more immigration.

>>127697758
It's not just about the manifesto though. They've been going through a slow motion implosion since the referendum.
The whole NEC election meddling fiasco, the Woolfe punch-up, the shambolic Diane James period, the shady attempts to force the party towards the centre-left, etc. The whole party is a mess.

There's definitely room for a UKIP-style party. In fact there's a huge gaping void on the political spectrum to the right of the Tories at the moment. Lots of people are desperate for a real conservative party. But it can't be UKIP, because people just seem to feel like they were a one-issue party and that they've served their purpose. They need to disband and reform, or at least rebrand. A solid manifesto just isn't good enough if people can't even get past the name to give them a chance.

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>>127697691
You forgot to mention how meek and skulking he is, did you see him at the Manchester vigil. He positioned himself behind the speaker

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>>127697740
>homophobic
I ain't 'e type ta' start trouble like, but if a so-called 'ard cunt wants then 'e cun ge' 'a fat end up 'is puss any time he fucking wanted like

>>127697989
Hitchens calm down

>>127697944
Honestly it's a viable strategy in both Scotland and Northern England. Only stopped working for Labour due to other factors.

>>127697691

The Lib Dems are smaller than the SNP. They're so irrelevant there's no point in being bothered by the Milkman.

>>127697590
>>127698078
BEG

BEE

>>127697711

>OMG Theresa May won't give us any figures, what a bitch
>How dare you ask Jezza for figures?

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>Labour

>>127698096
I don't blame them at all, I just think it's so negative. The SNP always claims to be a positive and progressive party, but it only engages in negative and regressive speech.

>>127698046
they come here with the promise of work from their immigrant family or friends already over here
and get sent to berry picking farms or other such workhouses that are run by some law avoiding rich asshole that treats them like shit and doesnt have to pay them properly

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>>127697989
It's reversible. Laws can change and people can move. Nothing inevitable.

>>127698042
her dad was part bear

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>>127698089
You try calming down when people have overwhelmingly voted to destroy your country

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>>127698284
>when people have overwhelmingly voted to destroy your country

Exactly which vote are you talking about here?

The Labour manifesto is a disgrace. A carefully constructed downfall of our country under the guise of peace.

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>putting people's tweets in your manifesto

I've seen it all lads.

>>127698272
>It's reversible.

Without resorting to Krstic Muslim death squads, how?

>>127698339
1997 mostly, although it started long before then. That was just the final nail.

https://order-order.com/2017/05/30/corbyn-self-destructs-on-womans-hour/

fucking painful

>>127698200
>immigrant family
Thanks Labour.

>friends
They need sponsors which is getting harder and harder.
http://www.wfw.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/WFW-Briefing-Immigration-Changes-for-Tier-2-Sponsors-April-2016.pdf

LMAO that women in womans hour absolutely FUCKED commy corbyn that is hilarious

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>127698460

Far worse than what Are Neil did to him, I'm really surprised.

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>>127698419

>>127698507
I know, some randy based woman shot him to bits out of all people. Comical

>>127698502
we 28 days later now?

>>127698272
Yeah, but at this point we need a full on pendulum swing. 5 years of governance is hardly enough to develop any lasting change, and the way the people of this country vote, our democracy tends to ensure that any real change is undone by the next party to win power.

>>127698419
Agreed. The rot definitely started to creep in long before then though.

I thought you were talking about the EU referendum for a second there.

>>127698413

Embarrassing. Why is this allowed?

>>127698507
Normally Corbyn goes wild-eyed and gets arsey when he's cornered. Does it all the time, even did it with Neil, but he can't get angry at a woman or it looks bad so he had to just slowly crash.

EB: How much will it cost?

JC: Er, it will cost, er. It will obviously cost a lot, we accept that.

EB: You presumany have the figures?

JC: Yes, I do.

EB: So how much will it cost?

JC: I’ll give you the figure in a moment.

EB: You don’t know it.

JC: Er…

EB: You’re logging into your iPad here. You’re announcing a major policy. and you don’t know how much it will cost?

JC: Can I give you the exact figure in a moment?

EB: You’re holding your manifesto, you’re flicking through it, you’ve got an iPad there, you’ve had a phone call while you’re in here, and yet you don’t know how much it’s going to cost.

JC: Can we come back go that in a moment?

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

>tfw EU Ref was a CIVIC ploy to increase nonwhite immigration

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>tfw your capitalist iPad lets you down

>do decently against a live audience and jeremy paxman
>go on womens hour
>get fucked and embarrass yourself in a diane abbott tier interview

The absolute state of that man

A magical wizard comes to you

He offers you two choices

Choice A is unlimited migration which is 500k a year, but no Muslims will ever come, and current ones slowly leave, and all migrants who come bring money that builds infrastructure to support themselves

Borders are closed. Nobody new at all, culture dramatically shifts back to the 50s, with all it's positives and negatives

Which do you choose?

>>127698702
Momentum shills in fucking SHREDS

>>127698775
B

>>127698775
the latter

>>127698702
>>127698754
Embarrassing.
And it was women switching labour who might go back now.

>>127698663
>>127698507
>>127698562
>>127698460
>>127698445
In case anyone can't be bothered to listen (definitely worth it if you can though, it's wonderful cringe):

TRANSCRIPT:
>EB: How much will it cost?

>JC: Er, it will cost, er. It will obviously cost a lot, we accept that.

>EB: You presumany have the figures?

>JC: Yes, I do.

>EB: So how much will it cost?

>JC: I’ll give you the figure in a moment.

>EB: You don’t know it.

>JC: Er…

>EB: You’re logging into your iPad here. You’re announcing a major policy. and you don’t know how much it will cost?

>JC: Can I give you the exact figure in a moment?

>EB: You’re holding your manifesto, you’re flicking through it, you’ve got an iPad there, you’ve had a phone call while you’re in here, and yet you don’t know how much it’s going to cost.

>JC: Can we come back go that in a moment?

>EB: This is a policy you’re launching this morning.

>JC: I think what is important for voters to understand is that if we don’t invest in our children they do less well in primary school. less well in secondary school. less will in the future.

>EB: But you don’t know the cost?

>JC: I want to give you an accurate figure.

>EB: This is a very expensive policy. Mr Corbyn. I’m going to help you out with the figures. Would you like to hear how much it’s going to cost?

>JC: What we think is, it’s important to invest for the whole community and collect the money back through taxation on the principle of universalism.

>EB: Would you like to know how much your policy is going to cost, Mr Corbyn?

>JC: What is your estimate of it?

>EB: Well. it‘s actually from Angela Rayner, your shadow education secretary. £2.7billion, and then £4.8billion. With half
a billion to reverse the cuts to the Sure Start scheme. Does that sound about right?

>JC: It does sound correct…

Easily the best meltdown of the campaign (so far).

>>127698702
You missed the best parts.

>EB: Would you like to know how much your policy is going to cost, Mr Corbyn?

>EB: Well. it‘s actually from Angela Rayner, (your shadow education secretary).

>getting wrecked by fucking Women's Hour
The STATE of Jeremy Corbyn

>>127698921
How is this any worse than "what's the cap" "I dunno lol I'll find it out later" "OK guess we'll move on then"

Tories haven't costed a single thing in their manifesto, and the one thing they have, kids school breakfasts are under 10p a meal including labour to make it

Then Corbyn reaches for accurate figures so he doesn't pull an abbot accidently and he's crucified.

Does seem to be a slight bit of bias here..

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>>127697164
wtf I love third wave feminists now

SNP confirmed as rhetoric speaking retards who cannot budget and devoid of any rational thinking. Entitled socialist cunts.

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>>127698775

You can't have B without the country becoming a backwater. We don't train enough highly-skilled, technically proficient people to sustain a post-industrial economy. People are hanging their hopes on us developing a world-class high-tech manufacturing and research base which is impossible, currently, without skilled immigration.

>>127697095
>82% of 18-24
>only 71% of 25-34
This smells like complete horseshit
18-24 turnout will be 60% at best.

>>127699093
>you can't train people

huh, I didn't know that

Women's hour has nearly 4m weekly listeners (2016 figure) and is one of the most popular R4 broadcasts.
>but muh yougov polls

>>127698582
Right-wingers can't into institutions and marketing frames. Too many intellectuals are the Hitchens or Hannan types who wallow in their principles, correctness and kind nature. They don't play to win.

We can end cultural marxism and neo-internationalism through reimagining all levels of education. Most important, we must institute rival news organisations, social media networks and pop culture organisations. The key perspectives are well established they just need to be articulated to a wider audience.

This is why shills and organised leftist campaigns try to box up any radical alternative with (((neonazis))) and (((rightwing extremism))) or go after Britbart, Youtube channels and the Daily Mail. They can't survive intellectual completion so must marginalise it. We just have to get louder.

Events reinforce our narratives which are based on a correct understanding of reality.

>>127699093
>developing a world-class high-tech manufacturing and research base which is impossible, currently, without skilled immigration.
Japan, Taiwan and South Korea all did it.

>>127699061
More to do with the fact that Labour advertised themselves as having the most fully costed manifesto ever, and that he is launching this particular policy today and didn't know the headline figure.

>>127697269
We can't feed who we have already. To house them th countryside will have to be built on. The wildlife destroyed, the environment damaged. For no end, bar the richness of a few who will and do move to somewhere there are less people.

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>I'll give those sloots some uncosted childcare, bitches love kids and money

Looking at the tweets over this Woman's Hour shit show is amazing because it gives you that window into the mind of the typical Corbyn supporter. In some of these tweets they talk about how it's not the costs that matter, but rather that what he intends to do, for them its the principle which matters. Never mind the fact that the costs do matter and these people who only care about principles may drop theirs the moment he increases taxes on those below £80,000 (which he will probably have to eventually). But couple this with the cult of personality they have built around him, and I think I am beginning to understand why some Labour members are terrified of him. He has gone full bread an circuses and there is nothing they can do about it.

>>127699093
i mean you aren't remotely correct, but even supposing you were I'd take a comfy backwater over this

>>127699185
Yeah this could be costly.

>>127699061

Corbyn should have done what May did and said he'd work it out later. Admitting that you don't have a fucking clue is a lot worse than skirting around it.

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>>127698413

>>127698775
B is the only correct choice

>>127699093
>People are hanging their hopes on us developing a world-class high-tech manufacturing and research base
No we're not, we're hanging our hopes on becoming a comfy culturally (and mostly ethnically) homogeneous society with proper social and family values
Damn the consequences, if it means no more Tesco and Amazon so be it

>>127698921
so what youre saying is its fully costed and they have the figures

>>127698702
>>127698921
we need to get this trending on twatter or kikebook

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>>127697590
>Natsoc
>Raging homo
Pick one.

>>127699212
>We can't feed who we have already.
tory cuts m8

>>127698775
false dichotomy

I tell him to suck a fat one.

>>127699272
>willingly has autistic kids
>calls other people arseholes

Good one

>>127699176
>training up Wayne and his 7 council house spawns to invent the next big tech breakthrough
>training up Ahmed and the gang from Bradford to synthesis hydrogen fuel cells from tramps piss

Too many of our population are lost causes, be it education failures or cultural. We *do* need some specialist migration

>>127699261
but he did have it.

>>127699272
Fucking kek
Also nobody has four kids with autism, she has one kid with autism and three that saw it getting away with being a little shit and joined in
B A D
P A R E N T I N G

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>>127699129

It'll be around 50% as it always is.

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>>127699061
May fucked up, Abbott embarrassed herself, but Corbyn utterly shat the bed and then rolled around in his rancid diarrhoea.
He fell into a predictable and obvious hole, but then he just kept digging and digging. He was offered several outs, but him (and his team) didn't have a clue. He could have said literally anything instead of desperately scrambling around for a quote live (or rather, dead) on air.

>Does seem to be a slight bit of bias here..
No shit, this is a fashy board. Get lost, pinko.

>>127699211
Is it unreasonable to let a politican double check their figures before speaking? Yeah it was foolish to not have them to hand, but it's not exactly a massive failure you're making it out to be

>SNP manifesto unironically has a retard on the cover
THE
STATE

>>127699312

It already is trending on twitter, I don't know how many women watch Women's hour but that was a disastrous display.

>>127699443
wha are the tory costs laid out in their manifesto orwell?

>>127699420

And then they'll whinge about old people ruining the vote again

>>127699419
nah, maybe they're the screeching mouth breathing types

>>127699490
post it

>>127699490
Its to reflect their voters

>>127699274
1950 attitudes with modern technology and scientific advances. Community an selfless spirit, over selfishness and disunity. B, every time.

>>127699401
You argument rests on the premise that these things have to be invented in Britain

>>127697095
>82% of 18-24s definitely voting

Nah, a lot of them are definitely bullshitting. They'll wake up on election day and go 'lmao corbyn will definitely win anyway i'll just stay home and watch netflix'.

What happened to based triplord WN?

>>127699490
well she did write it tbf

>>127699381

The odds of having 4 autistic children are astronomical I would think, I know that autism becomes a lot more common in siblings but 4? I think she's lying for sympathy.

>>127699587

INB4 it pisses it down on polling day and 18-24 year old turn out is below 40%.

>>127699597
>>127699490
What kind of horseshit is in it?

>>127699461
But goes to show how he crumbles

Any competent person would just forcibly tell the interviewer to get bent whilst they checked the right figure, or give an estimate (which he should have known at least roughly to nearest billion) and then check the accurate number.

>>127697269
Literally fuck off, cunt.

>>127698272
fucking hell she doesn't look any different

she looks forty in that photo

anyone listening to the clip skip to 13 mins where he can't remember if he is the VP of CND or not

>>127699525
You're acting like Labour and the Conservatives have identical historical records regarding fiscal management. Manifestos aren't usually costed. Corbyn has had his signed for because he has bad optics.

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>>127699272
Fucking kek'd at that response

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>>127699597

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>>127699176
>>you can't train people

Which takes years for lots of these positions and even then, your population may not provide enough given how esoteric a lot of it is. You need physics PhDs and the like.

>>127699193

By ostensibly shutting their borders for decades until they could train their own workforce. It can be done; the question is will the rest of the country be willing to put up with a decade or more of wheel-spinning until we've sorted our shit out.

I don't think they would and even then, the Tories aren't saying anything that makes one think they want to do this shit or help tide things over in the meantime.

For example, let's say you go to uni, get a PhD in materials science or something and decide to open an SME biotech firm or whatever - you're doing everything right, being an entrepreneur, creating jobs, paying tax, promoting British business - but you might need to import some top level German PhD people - skilled immigrants - from Europe. Tories (according to their manifesto) say you need to pay thousands of pounds for them to come in and so your business is struggling from the off because you might not be able to afford this. Meanwhile, PWC and other big corporations can bring in lots of fucking bean counters because they can afford it.

>meanwhile in a future where all leaders have to remember all details in their head and can never check before committing to an answer

>Mrs Prime minister, the Falklands are being invaded quickly type in the codes for the military to deploy the air force!
>you do remember the codes right?
>strong and stable
>may thinks a second, then starts typing in numbers
>prime min-
>strong and stable
>nuclear missiles go veering off towards Wales
>strong and stable.

>>127699662
gave it a quick glance, saw headers like "IMPROVE EDUCATION" and "MORE CHILDCARE" with zero numbers

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>>127697095

uhm...guys...?

Why are people supporting Corbyn on Daily Mail which is generally considered a right wing newspaper?

Has everyone seen the Carol Kirkwood leaks then?
http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/carol-kirkwood-uk-bbc-weather-woman-leaked-pics.1910520/

>>127699673
NO you fuck off

Muslims should be in rural villages where there is plenty space to grow and replace the old racists

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>>127699525
I'm not voting Tory.

>Orwell
You haven't got a clue have you? He wasn't writing about us, he was writing about you lot.

It's the Left that has a major problem with wanting to control every aspect of reality, all the way down to our very perception of the truth.

As they say, if you want to anger a right winger, lie to him. If you want to anger a left winger, tell him the truth.

>>127699712
but it is costed

stop being a fucking May and answer the question
what are the tory costs please?

>>127699757

Daily Mail always gets raided and green arrow botted around election time, happened during the referendum too.

>>127698775
B

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>>127699588
Subtle.

>>127699726
I do agree on the business levy. There should be huge levies on business bringing in unskilled and even semi-skilled workers but a waiver for bringing in PHDs and so on.

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Get fucked Germany.

https://strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

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https://strawpoll.com/cbw7a65

>>127699729
We don't have nuclear codes

>>127699061
>Tories haven't costed a single thing in their manifesto, and the one thing they have, kids school breakfasts are under 10p a meal including labour to make it

This sounds about right? I used to do catering and that was our budget for a fried breakfast.

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>>127697269

>>127699757
The same stuff for remain happened in the EU referendum

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>>127699757
Because politics isn't like sport where you pick a team and root for them no matter how fucking horrendous they do. Theresa May's constant repetition of 'strong and stable', weird facial tick and abortion of a manifestation launch doesn't bode well with anyone remotely capable of free thought

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>>127699729
kek

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>>127699862
>krauts finally getting called out

>>127699837
>implying they won't just abuse the waiver to bring in hundreds of thousands of University of Brazzaville agriculture graduates to pick their fruit instead

So we're all voting Corbyn, right? May is basically Corbyn but with less rights, less freedom and more laws.

At least with Corbyn we get an increased minimum wage, better healthcare, more free society and an actual human being for a Prime Minister.

>>127699757
its a dying medium throwing a shitfit

>>127699232
They forget it takes money to achieve effects. Ideal world we'd all have the best health, housing, care, defence and security etc etc but until them cunts earn more themselves and we increase revenue without fucking people out of jobs or having a life with earned money it wont happen.

Typical case of idealism vs realism.

>>127699992
>>127699896

>>127699793
Labour gave up costing their manifesto half way through...

>>127699757
bot trolling, it was the same during Brexit

there were some pretty witty shitposts

>>127699978
Yeah I know

>>127699992
> increased minimum wage
Tories are doing this too
>more free society
>Labour
You're joking right?

>>127699992
shoo shoo Reddit

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>>127699992
Shit bait, or even shitter opinions.

>>127699762
>http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/carol-kirkwood-uk-bbc-weather-woman-leaked-pics.1910520/

thanks im gonna be sick now

>>127697269
got to be b8

Reminder that the tories are going to win a comfortable majority and there's nothing Momentum shills or reddit tourists can do about it

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>All these cucks shilling for the establishment kikes
Kek, Comrade Corbyn will win.

>>127699992
bad b8 plebbit fag.

>>127699787
>being this deluded
why dont you go yell that in /lit/ see what happens

>>127700093
They aren't all completely terrible but it really shows how much makeup changes a woman's appearance.

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>>127699992
May is basically Corbyn but with
>less pandering to argentina and the IRA
>less expansion of bennies to immigrants
>less economy crippling corporation tax rises
>less Diane Abbot as home secretary
>less sympathy for terrorists

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>13 million disabled people

That's bollocks.

>>127700106
Yeah. The close polls are assuming 80% youth turnout and they still have the tories 6-8% ahead.
When polls base turnout on 2015/EU referendum the tories are 12-15% ahead.

>>127700159
It's definitely bollocks.

>>127700071
>Increased minimum wage under Tories
Fucking kek. It hasn't increased in line with inflation these past few years. The only line they ever push is 'muh austerity' 'muh hard times'

>>127700124
>Implying the establishment isn't behind Corbyn

>>127699883
A slice of bread and scape and a clip round the ear, cheep.

>>127700159
being autistic or adhd counts as disability nowadays doesn't it? probably all the leftys included being disabled too

>>127700054
>the countries begin ordering
>Greece orders the most expensive dish
>everyone finishes eating
>Germany stands up
>"Time to split the bill then, its only fair."

>>127700106
Well duh, you could replace May with Ian Brady's rotting corpse and they would still have a majority at this point.

>>127700159
>muh """"ADHD"""" need muh bennies
Also certain populations have huge issues with inbred disabilities

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>>127699762

THOSE FUCKING BEEFY FLAPS

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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>>127699757
Because Corbyn is going to win, m8.

The end of neoliberalism is here. Corbyn will usher in the new deal for Britain, a new era of wealth and prosperity.

>>127700047
And so many of their policies are wealth destroying so it's doubly daft.

>>127700159
Explains why a fifth of all car park spaces are for disabled people

But doesn't explain why they are all unused

>getting rid of 0 hour contracts that they introduced
>increasing nmw to £10
How are small businesses meant to survive now in the economy? Going to leave it in absolute tatters, commie corbyn doesn't understand basic economics yet again

>>127700222
They've raised it a lot since 2010 and their plan is now to keep it inline with inflation.

>>127700150

She is 55, to be fair.

>>127700159
>13 million
>one in 5 people in the UK are disabled
Are they fuck

Reminder that '''''disability rights''''' exist purely to expand the state subsidy of fat middle aged HR women who fancy six months off work with '''''stress and depression'''''

>>127700274

Autism fair enough, but ADHD, bad back, dyslexia etc no.

>>127699762

I'd only seen the bikini pics

>notsureifwant

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Just watched the Putin/Macron press conference from their summit in Versaille yesterday. Interesting stuff.

I like Macron lads. Don't agree with the europhile views but he seems to have a spine - and is definitely a charismatic leader. Makes May look like even more of a stuff fish and back slider.

Why can't we have a competent leader in this country? Last one we had was Thatcher. Last competent politician was probably Enoch Powell (or Farage on a good day)

>>127700156
>Corporation tax 'economy crippling'
Mfw when an average guy is shilling for billionaires

>Less sympathy for terrorists
Is completely fine with foreign intervention because Muh US. Cause and effect breh

>Less Diane Abbot
More Boris Johnson

>>127700272
He'd probably do better at debates tbqh
It'd be like that movie where Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse

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dude labour man free money and shiet

>>127700323
They won't survive. This will utterly fuck a load of small businesses and put so many out of work. Big businesses will all make everyone work harder and push for more automation.
Unemployment would definitely go up under labour.
And with 0 hours contracts, they're incredibly useful to some people (like students) so banning them is throwing the baby out with the bath water.

>>127700064
>strong and stab-
ANSWER THE QUESTION

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Why do the SNP hate our country so much that the want to completely change everything about it?
Why do Scots who don't support Independence keep voting for them?

>>127699762
Disappointing tits tbqh.

>>127700137
I don't care what those smug "to smart too have fun" 14 year old commies think. They're not half as clever as they think they are.

Fact is, Orwell was a socialist (which is fine, given the context) who hated commies even more than I do. He fought against them in Spain. He saw exactly how vicious, controlling and slimy they really are when you peel away the "muh equality" rhetoric. He also realised that Nazism was a discredited ideology after the war, while communism is still attractive to a lot of people (no matter how many atrocities and crimes against it causes). Nazism wasn't a real threat any longer, while communism certainly was.

Animal Farm and 1984 are about commies, not fascists.

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>>127700385
All politicians are is their views if you want a strong confident man in your life sign up for grindr

>>127700471
t. increasingly nervous tory voter

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>>127700159
There are actually 16 million disabled people here.

>>127700427
Boris plays a character.
Diane is just a mong.

>>127700463
The noxious gas escaping from the corpse sounds like it's saying "strong and stable".

>>127700506
can't believe neil or jeremy didn't bring it up at all, instead both went easy on him.

>>127697095
Saw a prostitute today lads.She was an ugly chinese bird who gave me a shit massage, a bj (i cummed in like 15 secs) and a wristy after.
Weird feel

>>127700609
fucking idiot

admit it, the weird feel is sadness

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>>127700562

>>127700385
> il n'y a pas de culture française
Macron is Blair but less liberal and more explicit in his language.

He's a going to entrench France's position in a dysfunctional currency area. France's structural problems are so much deeper than antiquated labour law. Give it 5 years and judge him then. The commie candidate will win in 2022 on top of the mess he will cause.

>DAILY politics already going to talk about the woman's hour disaster

Oh boy.

>>127700609
It's not even lunch time mate.
Sort your life out.

>>127700539
>All politicians are is their views if you want AIDS in your life sign up for grindr

>>127697095
>voted local
meaningless
>voted last election
from a sense of pride and duty, but was still meaningless
>voted Brexit
finally voted for something I wanted, and got it

I'm done voting. Brexit's the only vote which felt meaningful. I don't care which party wins, because it's either red or blue.

>>127700537
no, youre wrong.
have fun though

>>127700471
>Stop getting hysterical
>Realistic

Theresa may wants to police the fucking internet lad.

>>127700427
Billionaires don't pay corporation tax.
What is foreign about Northern Ireland, Corbyn is a traitor.
Boris Johnson brexiteer buffoon having meetings or a racist traitor Abbot that can't add in charge of all UK home policy

>>127700609
good lad

an interesting life experience i'm sure

>>127700427
>corporation taxes
>Mfw when an average guy is shilling for billionaires
Labour voters everybody.

>>127700609
Sounds like a busy morning its only 12.

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>>127697095
Hey Britain-san

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Cheeky Pob is on DP lads

>>127700694
idiotic

>>127700696
Nice argument. You're about as convincing as Tim Farron's husband in women's clothing.

>>127700566
I can't do with that fat nigger. But I can't do with that spineless old Etonian cunt either.

Fucking Barry bum Gardener again

FUCKING GARDINER AGAIN

>>127700688
This might have more impact if we bothered to learn less important languages.

BARRY GARDNER A-FUCKING-GAIN

>>127700688
me on the right

BARRY GARDINER IS ON DP AGAIN
DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN THE STUDIO!??!?!

>>127700743
>italy
whom'st'd'ven't've thought it

>>127700808
Then your priorities are perverse.

>barry fucking gardiner

back stabbing lieing brexitier tory scum gove the grammar school fuck up is on right now

Can't be bothered with this country anymore, why can't someone just genocide us and be done with it all

GOVE GETTING ARSEY

lol

>>127700907
Oh dear, the Momentum shill is frothing at the mouth again. I'll get the nurse.

>>127700688
this makes no sense, there's no analogy

GOVE GETTING REEMED ON DP

>they're playing the interview
>with video

lmao

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>>127700539

I'll stick with fucking my gf's tight pussy mate.

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>>127700743

>>127700974
britain isnt doing its part to keep the EU together at an ideological level, i would guess
not sure what ukip the duck is doing though

>>127701022
Students hoping for gibmedats are on meltdown right now.

Goodbye free tuition!

Gardiner looks and sounds like a dodgy primary school headmaster who touches up the kids and bribes them to keep quiet with sugar free lollipops

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>>127700907
>anti-Grammar schools
The fucking state of this cunt

Take Gove's brain and put it in a 40 year old woman.

150+ majority guaranteed

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>>127700882
>colour blind
Who would of thought?

Owen dropping some whack-ass maymays

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/869299134523682821

>>127701033
>his face is a watermark

poor bugger

>>127701064
>sugar free
heartless bastard

>woman's hour
>literally staffed by women too

Looks like fucking hell

>>127700531

These fuckers shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>127700907
Yea, fuck having social mobility.

Educational standards should be primarily based on wealth like it currently is

>all those BBC employees filming Corbyn on their phone

BBC needs a mass-exodus.

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>>127700385
He's a disrespectful little shithead. Doesn't know when to shut his mouth. I hope someone at the US state department made a note of him talking to his 2 french butt buddies whilst Trump was giving a speech.

>>127701096
I reckon they're shilling so hard here because they realise that their memes are pathetic and they want some Certified Meme Masters on board.

4.8 b

1.5b

2.7b

all tory shills can fuck off now

>>127700712
No. But the companies they own do, or rather, should. People living on 15k a year or less are having to take emergency food parcels, increased from ~50k to ~1.2m under Tory rule. Bankers that fuck the economy and CEO's have experienced record bonuses and increases in pay. Asking them to pay a bit more tax doesn't seem unreasonable.

>Northern Ireland
What the fuck are you on about? Foreign intervention in sandnigger countries has never been more prevalent. And May has championed every time. Our country is fucked and we still have money to throw at bombs for dune coons. Corbyn would end that.

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>>127701047
>keep the EU together at an ideological level
Does the artist think European political integration resonates with the average European?

Who wants to give these fags more power over home affairs, immigration and fiscal union?

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>>127701137
I think we should send SNP politicians personally to start the talks with ISIS.

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>Corbyn reaching for the iPad on a policy he announced today

GOVE IS GETTING FUCKED

>>127701141
and post codes

>YEAH BUT DO YOU KNOW THIS, GOVE?
>do you want the cumulative or the yearly?
>YEARLY
>uh, yeah, about 40bn?
>NO IT'S 39bn GOY
>yeah, about 40bn

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

>>127701223
Yeah normally I'd sympathise with them not knowing exact figures but when it's a policy you're specifically there to discuss?

>>127701230
Not really, no.

>it was about £40bn
>no it wasn't it was £38.2bn
Fucking hell Gardiner you monumental faggot

>>127701265
post codes come under the wealth category

Most expensive postcodes have the best local schools

>>127701203
kek you faggots have spent the last hour on red alert haven't you

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>>127701203
>>127701230
God, you're really desperate aren't you?

You're taking the meltdown more seriously than Corbyn. Get a grip you utter waste of skin.

Britbongs cant vote https://youtu.be/BFjEzNTxxYg

>>127701271
From policies he was in charge of years ago as well, such a cheap ploy.

Lads what is JoCo/10?

Lads if I went to the worst ranked high school in the country can I really be blamed for being a NEET?

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>>127701219
>The UK government’s own report says that the Royal Navy’s
fleet is being depleted because of a “vicious cycle” of poor
planning and cost overruns that is wasting taxpayer money
and undermining the viability of the shipbuilding industry.
BUT WAIT
>The Tory Chairman of the Commons Foreign Affairs
Committee, Crispin Blunt, has calculated the total cost of the
next generation of Trident at £179 billion over its lifetime. CND
estimate the cost may even be as high as £205 billion. We will
vote for that money to be spent on our public services – like
our NHS, schools and expanded free childcare.
SNP want to take up to £205 billion out of the Royal Navy yet complain there is a problem with funding.

>>127701089

Put based double-D's in a woman's body and get a 200 seat majority for a decade.

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read it.
what is the tory answer to this

>>127701375
Fucking up green texting this much

>>127701203
>>127701230
Why are you even here?

Hahahahaha JoCo has the strap-on out today

>>127701420
>>127701342
what are the tory numbers?

>>127701219

>Calling them Daesh because they're too scared to use the word "Islamic"

Absolutely pathetic. This is why heroin and subsidy junkies shouldn't be allowed in politics.

Gove is asking a good question, unsure why Jo is ignoring it.

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>>127701415
>He still thinks Brit/pol/ is a Tory general

Hung over and missed the morning briefing again, shill?

hwhen
hwho
hwhich
hwhite

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>>127701223

The salty tears of my shameless, Comrade Corbyn-worshipping, labour voting, degenerate brainwashed drone commie "friends" will taste all the sweeter come June 9th.

>>127700805
You're so obviously right

>>127701366
Most of the time 4/10
When she's on the rag and goes hard 8/10

>>127697438
>Implying the Conservative party is based on principles beyond securing seats for the sons of the landed gentry

>>127697269
t. seppo

>>127701366
rodent head
squirrel face

whats the social cap?
give says he doesnt know

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Tories have been told to go on the attack today.

Based

NEW

>>127696789
>>127696789
>>127696789

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>>127701466
I don't know and I don't care because the tories are shit. At least the tories can actually fund their policies though - labour mongs can't really be stupid and sheltered enough to think they can hunt down offshore money and big business.

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>>127701563
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

WM/BF

Britain, YES!

>>127701605
course they have. they know how bad they looked yesterday and want to create a media swing towards them

>>127701677

Oh give me a break Corbyn did worse than May yesterday and everyone knows it.

>>127697433
>>127701615
lol you fucking sadact

>>127701733
thats not the consesus of all the political pundits and critics on the review shows directly after the show ended

>>127701366
Looks to much Joe Thomas aka Simon from Inbetweeners

>>127701415
The last budget.

>>127701803
holy shit were fucked

>>127698528
>When you take the redpill and it's too late

>>127701787
KEK

THE FUCKING STATE OF LUTON
LITERALLY MORE ETHNICS THAN BRITS