Sperm Donation

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>>127694501

>>127694674
Kansas

California has a until 18 anonymity clause that's enforceable

>>127694501
>doesnt raise his own children
>lets lonely single mothers or lesbians raise them to be beta psychos

Oh yeah nothing wrong there

>>127694992
1 generation down might be fucked, but long term genetics wins out

>>127695105
Because they'll make good choices and choose good partners

Your legacy will be one of criminals, lonely virgins and race mixers

>>127695260
>Your legacy will be one of criminals, lonely virgins and race mixers
sounds like the american dream

>>127695105
Not if they're gay

>>127695260
I'm not black, so they'll inherit high iq, creativity, and atheleticism

>Donate sperm
>Lesbian comes after you for child support
>Cucked court system approves
Totally worth the risk of this.

>>127695260
Exactly this
Those kids will end up in weird families

>>127695402
Way banks in california work is if you are willing to accept lower pay, they will save no identifiable details (specifically to mitigate that concern)

>>127695377
All those genetics will be ruined by the way they're raised. They'll be failures at everything and pump out their own failure children.

I'll take having just 3 children with qt white wife and raise them all. I guarantee long term my genes will go a lot farther. There's a reason why we evolved to form family units

>>127695575
rearing is overrated on a scale of geological time.
Sure they are much less likely to be politicians and ceo's in short term, but the more of your seed gets out there, the more likely it is to work its way into the future species that will make all of us look like fucking retards.

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>>127694501
I'm currently doing this. It's basically my 'job' right now. You'd be surprised how many women are looking for this. Not via a clinic, I want to know who I'm donating to.

>>127695260
Bullshit. My dad was never around for me or my brothers, he was basically a sperm donor too and we all turned out fine. My brothers both have traditional white families.

>>127695746
>tfw two of your kids get married and have retarded babies bc they didn't know you were their dad

>>127695700
I mean by all means do it if you'd like. Just know your descendants will be ruled by mine

>>127695746
Thanks anon

>high iq
>atheletic
>degree from high tier school
>Dirty blonde, blue eyes
>lil short, but not tiny

Told my spunk will sell like hotcakes

>>127695950
They only will allow so many to be used to mitigate that.

>>127695521
California is the last state I would bet money on upholding any integrity.

>>127695746
how much do you charge?

>>127696136
Well after you confirm certain health details, they do not ask full name, social security, or address.

I guess they could give a general explanation of my police to a sketch artist?

>>127695950
Rearing is overrated, look at Chaz Hanks.

>>127696202
Varies by clinic. One I'm talking to offers 150$ per sample, 250$ if you are willing to give them your personal details so the child can meet you (which I'm not)

Downside is you can only wack every other day to keep up potency.

>>127695950
If you both have lesbian parents you might want to do a background check. I'm okay with letting the kids know who I am.

>>127696035
I charge nothing. I have good genes and it gives me purpose in life.
I'm on neetbux anyway and I only ask to be reimbursed for travelling costs.

>>127696414
Last answer was meant for >>127696202

>>127694501
Because your offspring will not carry your family name

>>127696538
OP doesn't care if his children descend into degeneracy and misery and failure I doubt he cares about them bearing his last name

>>127696327
can you donate if you cary a CF allele? (i do)

>>127696768
Depends on the clinic, but likely not.

With technology as good as it is these days, they screen you for susceptibility to various recessive diseases.

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>>127694501

I can only get off if I am in a certain chair while having 3 japanese JI videos and a mfcwhore on one screen while reading loli doujin on the other.

Would they still take my sperm, and how much $$ would I get?

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>>127696327

Are you telling me I can make $450 - $750 a week jacking it into a petri dish?

>>127697041
There's a decent amount of money in it, so probably.

>>127697041
If you qualify, highest I've seen (what I qualify for, is 450 a week (3 samples)

You have to sign up for a 6 month contract though which controls how often you're allowed to jerk it, what (if any) drugs you can use, etc

>>127696538
Donating and having kids of my own is not mutually exclusive

>Would donate sperm
>But im colourblind so they wouldnt accept me

WAKE ME UP

>>127694501
>That feel when 5'6 manlet and can never donate

Feels bad, I have so much to share.

>>127694501

Unless you are taller than 6'0 odds are you aren't going to have a lot of buyers.

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>>127696926
I'm pretty sure we don't need anymore anime fags in existence.

only if you think ends justice the means
which any conservative shouldn't, you are just supporting lesbians and their hate for men

>>127697404
fug

>>127695746
How do you get into "professional" sperm donating?

>>127697367
Have a good degree? My clinic requires 5'9. I'm 5'8 but because I have a stem degree from a top tier school they'll take it.

>>127697404

You're telling me fags, who are loaded with diseases that should not even exist if they did not stick their penis into another man's asshole are accepted but a 6 foot blue-eyed virgin cannot?

>>127695746
>tfw in Maastricht right now.
Sjengcity blijft je verbazen

>>127697729
No, one of the questions are "have you had sex with a male in the last 2 years"

Yes is automatic denial

>>127697613
Just advertise yourself on specific websites. For example: coparents.com (which is international)

There are probably also specific sites for U.S.A. or for the state you live in.

I don't do it for the money. Since I don't need the money it feels wrong to ask it.

yes but you need to be 7 foot, have a phd, and make 300k starting in order to have your sperm accepted

>>127695746
>>127697858
I'm not the guy in the pic, btw

>>127697861

I've seen dozens of articles that say that is discrimination.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/04/europe/france-gay-blood-donors/

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=117970

>>127698093
In the future, please archive blogs renowned for trash journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/yTZ5s <- cnn.com article

>>127698108
this fucking bot...

>>127694760
a bomb that will explode after 18 years, good

>>127698153
Mother cannot legally ask for child support after the child is 18 years old in this state.

Whatever.

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>>127694501

>>127698108

Figures from a norwegian...

>>127696035
>kinda short
99% of roasties believe your sperm belongs in a dumpster or industrial incinerator

>>127698064
Yea, I figured. Would be very unlikely

>>127697404
>we
Who? Redditors? Fuck off.

>>127694501
If you can afford not to, please don't sell your cum. I read of several cases in the UK in which the sperm donor was tracked down and forced to pay child support for a kid they didn't know they had. So if our courts are cucked especially in this regard, just picture you being hauled into court for offering up subpar cum the lawsuits will literally give you an anal rupture.

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>>127695746

I've done this a couple of times now, but only when I'm paid for it (usually 250euros).

>6'4" / 1,94m
>Muscular, but could definitely get more shredded though
>Masters from Technical Uni
>Speaks 5 languages
>Never smoked cigarettes
>Generally healthy
>Huge loads so usually takes one try on her ovulation day

It's usually high earning women with east asian husbands who get involved with this stuff

>>127698211
it's not like the 18 year old person you made could track you down

>>127700875
To what end end?

>Knock on my door
>Open
>"I'm your kid"
>"No you're not"
>Close

>>127701637
what if he says "You're my biological father"