Why are niggers scared of the woods? Seriously, go to any park

They just got down from the trees. What makes you think they want to go back?

>>127674773
This.

And the rednecks.

>>127674390
they're also scared of the ocean

I can't recall seeing one swim in the sea

>>127674773
Lol

>>127674390
My SHTF plan is to run into the woods and make random pagan-looking totems out of chicken bones and logs. Will keep the niggers out because they are superstitious as fuck.

>>127674390

nah, you just don't really know any black people

>>127675152
Apparently, you don't know black people. They avoid the woods like its a cotton plantation.

>>127675152
i think you dont know niggers very well. They don't go into the woods, and if they do, they never do it to just relax and have fun. Nigs don't do woods round here

Europeans evolved a larger brain by going into a hostile environment and survived by forethought, planning

Camping takes this evolution and turns it into a hobby. Half the fun of camping is planning, packing your supplies, talking strategy....the sheer mastery of your environment

Why would black people enjoy something they didn't really evolve to do?

Existing in nature requires a level of agency and self-reliance that niggers lack.

Also, they're addicted to their cellphones and social media to the point that they make teenage girls look like Ted Kaczynski. No cell service in the woods.

Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen a nigger in the woods

>>127674390
Black Africans despise the bush. It's seen as a hungry monster trying to swallow up human farms and villages. The bush is an evil place haunted by evil spirits, savage beasts, horrifying diseases, and marauding killers. In many African languages nightmare translates in idiom as "the bush is approaching".

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they do

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No matter what religion they claim, niggers are animists—they believe that inanimate objects are inhabited by spirits. This is why news stories always read “73 people killed by guns in Chicago this weekend” instead of “73 people killed by niggers in Chicago this weekend”.

To a nigger, the woods is filled with bad juju and evil spirits.
Plus, can you imagine a nigger trying to survive even a weekend camping trip without public transportation, 7-11s, McDonalds, or da liqqa sto? They lack the ability to plan for the future.

>>127674773
Also, FPBP.

>>127675056
This. Niggers may act like savages and that they are all alpha, but when it comes to the woods and spooky shit, they fucking lose their minds. Niggers don't like scary stuff, and they are extremely superstitious. Its not in their nature to be in heavily wooded areas. Its not who they are or where they are born from.

Niggers have never done very well in forested regions
Whites evolved in them so it comes natural to us more than any other group

>>127674390
Because no black people have ever survived a friday the 13th movie

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>>127674390

Same story with shitskins in germany - that's how we will beat them in the end, when the natives are the minority - another Varus battle kek.

>>127675940
Nice analysis, most whites don't get it. It's not that blacks think literally everything has a soul like the Japanese think. They believe almost every object or natural feature is a RESIDENCE to one of the myriad spirits flying around.

>>127675152
You're full of shit, it's easier to talk a crowd of Hell's Angels into an evening watching a performance of Pagliacci than it is to talk niggers into going camping.

>>127676124
...I feel as though American Indians might have a better claim to that than we do. I mean, they would, if they weren't all drunks and living in tarpaper shacks and mobile homes these days.

>>127674390

Black people hate getting their hair wet and avoid water in general. Hardly any darkies can swim. They are 5 times more likely to drown in swimming pools. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/15/in-pools-young-blacks-drown-at-far-higher-rates/9146213/

I read an article about some niglets that drowned trying to save a friend who fell into the river, not because the river was strong, but because they were such shitty swimmers.

>>127675548
Sheer mastery of your environment, as in spending three days in the woods with food and chinese made equipment you just bought at walmart?

Whites in general can hack it in the woods better than most but the vast majority of the population couldn't survive for any significant period of time.

Niggers hate anything that is peaceful and nice

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Ancient white people came from the forest

Varg said so.

Pic related.

your ancestor

>>127677096
autism is the natural state of the white man

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>>127676916
Valid point. Your average black from a bumfuck village will do absolutely fine in the woods. Western blacks are mostly lazy spoiled fucks with un-honed abilities.

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>>127674390
the forest is our natural environment

lions, tigers, and bears

> Mastering nature bullshit via camping

Get real you dipshits. Half of you fools have never caught a fish, nor could you survive without the conveniences of modernity.

Camping hardly proves your survival skills.
At best, it shows your appreciation for nature.

>>127674390
evolutionary reasons, niggers evolved isolated for 60000 years in savannahs and deserts. Tropical forests are not in their DNA. They don't see shades of green as whites do. Even our eyes were differently impacted by evolution.

>>127677517
>look ma, im projecting

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>>127677766
Nobody is questioning the jungle survival skills of Brazilians...it's your specialty after all

>>127677517
If you're going out with a two thousand dollar tent that erects itself with the pull of a cord, and has a built in solar-powered iPhone charger, and you spend three days eating Mountain House food without ever leaving that tent, then fine, you ain't mastered shit. You just took civilization with you into a random clearing.

But most campers are not nearly that gear reliant.

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>>127674390
>Why are niggers scared of the woods? Survival in it alone.Getting a lot warmer. I worry about my atheist friends who seem very alarmed by nature too. Even the always hated agnostics get that part right about about nature and niggers. Sucks to have the niggers. the church and atheist after you at the same time.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

cro-magnid races built civilization by having curiosity instinctually outweigh fear.

the opposite is true in sub-saharan africans.

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>>127674390
Now, I think about it, every time I went out for a hiking, I never saw a nigger. Ever.

>>127674390
Do you honestly want them out there fucking up nature?

>>127674390
In America atleast it's almost entirely a cultural thing. Blacks are raised by their own to value material good in life and only that.
For those who are spiritual or pursuit any sort of personal enrichment are taught that sort of thing only comes from the church.
As far as most are concerned there's nothing of value to be found outside of civilization.

>>127677096
I want to fuck it

>>127674390
I sure fucking hope so. White people need a place to just be white and the woods provides that. I will fucking shoot a nigger if i see them shooting a fucking rap video in the God damn woods.

>>127674773
nippon keeping up with the bantz once again, I see

>>127675152
The National Parks Service has confirmed that niggers don't like the outdoors so they have been trying to attract them because the National Parks are "too white."

>>127674390
redneck hunters maintain a watchful eye to keep their forests clean

>>127678008

Are you joiking? The three most important aspects of survival: food, shelter, and water; are packed in or provided by the campground. There is literally no hardship or inconvenience to provide these basic provisions.

The idea that buying portable shit and taking it somewhere else to use it somehow makes you a survival expert is laughable. I have more respect for hikers who actually create some sort of physical challenge beyond piling loads of crap into your car.

I love nature, but only when it provides amazing sights like waterfalls, expansive views, or wildlife. It literally has nothing to do with the idea that visiting nature presents any challenge.

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>>127675056
Imagine if the Koreans knew this during the LA riots
>Nigger gets shot by white cop
>White cop is found not guilty
>Dindus and Spics chimp out to Korea town
>Suddenly, they stop just outside of Koreatown
>Lines of salt drawn around the perimeter of the town, ox heads skewered by wooden poles are decorating every street, and leftover blood from the local butcher is used to draw pentagrams everywhere.
>Suddenly, chanting is heard everywhere.
>Local electronics shop owner lets town borrow speakers and place them everywhere.
>"Hamnjanakalamabidosija"
>Suddenly, gooks exit from the shadows clad in robes with spoopy masks from gook holiday.
>Dindus and spics flee, and never return to Koreatown.

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>One tree in Africa
>One hungry Cheetah
>Woods
>Thousands of Cheetah
Shiiieeet.

is being out in the wilderness only a white people thing? it's like every other race that hit a certain level of "civilization" immediately abandoned nature. why is this /pol/? are the forests and mountains the true realm of the white man?

>>127678719
>campground

Found the cityfag.
Campgrounds are for senior citizens and faggots.
Good gear is a luxury, not a requirement.

>>127676916
It might be made in china, but it wasn't originally designed there, it actually takes more planning to commission stuff to be built in a far away land where the cheap resources exist to build them more efficiently.

>>127678229
Same.

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>>127677096
come to the forest brother

>>127674390
They grow from there.

I have literally never seen a nigger hike

>>127675056
>tfw you accidentally summon an ancient spirit

>>127679784
Lesnik will protect.

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>>127675056

That's a solid plan. I'm doing the same in SHTF scenario.

>>127674390

there is no gibmedats in the woods. its like some animals like crows and raccoons lives near other people in the city and scavenge their garbage, you don't find those animals in the nature

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>>127676394
> that monument

lol. We have one of those.

>>127675531
What about tigger nigger woods?

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>>127678729
Holy shit that's fucking hilarious.

Guys...we need to acquaint ourselves with the sorcery of the Thule cult for future nigger-terrifying use.

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>>127674390>>127676394>>127675940
>>127676452>>127677471>>127677766
>>127680724
Batman figured this out nearly 100 years ago.

>>127674390

Oh. I thought it was just water they were afraid of. Okay. Move to pond in woods when I get old. Got it.

>>127678719
Youre the first and only one to mention a campground, retard. Noone is talking about your pussy ass version of "camping" but you.

>>127679074
Asians hike and camp more than any other group of people i've come across. Koreans and japs especially. Granted 99% of them are entirely gear dependent, but they spend a LOT of time outdoors and on trails.

>>127674390
>be black
>want to go to woods a lot
>did so when younger
>Went only three times
>no one in family wants to go anymore
>meet white girl
>both of us want to go to the woods
>too poor at the moment to take time to do it
Its not fair. I fucking hate living in the desert when I get that feeling of going innawoods.

>>127674390

They "don't do woods" because they don't have the scapegoats to blame their suffering on.

>>127677361
A lot of african tribes have traditions where the whole village moves into the woods or whatever nearby wilderness and sets up camp for ceremonies such as boys coming of age (circumcision etc)

A lot of other blacks literally live in the jungle still, such as some parts of PNG.

Abo communities still hold skills for surviving in the outback, finding water, butchering roos etc. Well some of them, the ones who aren't fucked with alcohol and petrol sniffing and handouts.

Maybe this is only valid to basketball americans.

>>127681009
>Criminals are [] superstitious
>it's an omen
Batman was a hypocrite from day 0.

>>127674390
>doing things that require forethought and planning like camping, hiking, fishing, etc

There is your problem. We all know niggers cant plan or think of the future.

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>>127681527
>too poor to go camping

Fucking nigger. Camping is just sleeping outdoors.
I'm assuming you can't afford a truck to carry all the food your White gf requires for 3 days.

>>127682493
I literally have no camping gear.

>fat white woman
Fucking disgusting, I only date petite white girls because I fucking hate fat people.

>>127674390
Blacks come from the desert

They grow up in urban areas with very little nature around them and no dad to take them fishing or camping.

>>127682619
Tarp, thermal mat, couple blankets, some string, a lighter?

Check out some youtube on survival skills and you might get the urge to go practice some minimalist camping. Spend a day making a little shelter, setting up a fire, make some traps and fuck around you really don't need much stuff.

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>>127677096

>>127674773
fpbp

>>127683108
Pretty sure the female to take along would not be happy with minimalist stuff. She froufrou but at least she outdoorish. Would need to set up a possibly modern campsite and go on spiritual hiking and shit. She likes me because I'm like some sort of big bear defender or some shit.

Woman are a burden but pussy is worth it.

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>>127682619
>I only date white girls because I fucking hate nigger sows.

FIFY
I don't blame you anon. Nigger "women" are the foulest creatures to ever be spawned on the Earth.
>literally
Millennial faggot.

>>127683298
I would wait until next season, ticks are out in full force this year because of all the rain. Better to give her a good first experience than mess it up and turn her off of nature forever.

>>127674773
They don't like trees cos they get hung from them. Pretty obvious desu

>>127682619
Go back to California you retarded chimpanzee. We don't need anymore niggers nor liberals here. Too many accidental disappearances of your type in the woods anyway, Tyrone.

>>127683298
Yeah maybe not. I take mine out to do this kind of stuff occasionally. If you can make a somewhat comfortable setup and then sit around tending the fire and drinking some rum, it can be a good time. There's just enough simple things to do to keep you occupied, the shelter, the food, the fire, maybe some drinking, so your mind is clear. You don't need to worry about anything in the world but making each other comfy and safe and dry through the night.

I don't think she likes it as much as me, I've spent months at a time living in the dirt in the army. But I think she likes learning a little bushcraft and seeing me in my element, for short periods.

Listen, it's about state of mind. When whites go into the woods, we commune with nature. We feel peace, even when we are stalking a deer. We listen to our minds, our hearts, our bodies. He harken back to our roots. We try to feel what our ancestors felt. Niggers are incapable of any of that. They just feel scared of the unknown, and nope the fuck out. They will not win. They are weak-minded. Muh dick just makes a bigger trophy on a spear point.

The only black person I know who goes into the woods goes in there to smoke weed away from his parents.

We used to play airsoft out innawoods, but nowadays only marijuana will bring him into nature.

>>127674390

I love dressing in black robes and wandering through the woods and its the reason they dont go in there. They are scared.

>>127683477
>Ever dating a whale of any race. That is just degenerate in my opinion.
From my experience in black woman is that most of them are too demand and not loyal enough to trust with anything. There been one but she was way to independent for my liking.
>Not wanting more black conservative millennials.
Don't deny it but blacks influence the culture of this country more then whites. Not saying to suck my dick but direct your attention to the niggers.

>>127683525
Yeah, after seeing this thread and looking into stuff again, I recall seeing some people sharing that on dumbbook but I found it odd because the people who shared it were the typical pretend to love outdoors kind.

>>127683782
>Commiefornia
No I'll stay in based Texas or move to either rural Oregon/Washington.
>liberal
Nigga I voted for Gary "What an Aleppo" Johnson. Trump was a close second.

>>127683866
Yeah that exactly what she wants. Thankfully her brother is is /k/ommando tier so she is not completely useless. She just is just a smol girl.
Would be great to get in some more vocalized sex too while there.

It's why I fucking love hiking.

I am safer wandering through a forest full of starving bears and mountain lions over a Urban jungle like Chiraq.

They just dislike nature

>>127674390

Just start thinking of niggers as children with the bodies of adults and pretty much everything they do or say makes much more sense.

I think the statistics are more people dissapear in the woods or public parks like yosemite than any other place, dont have sauce at this time.

>>127674773
TOP KEK

>>127678927
You think leopard, Gingis, cheetahs can't climb.

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>>127684142
>I'm an extra-super special red-pilled house-nigger
>LOOK AT ME WITE BOI!!
>I GOTS A WHITE WOMMEN

You're just like every other nigger I've ever met.
Only niggers and weeaboos brag that their women are shit.
Men know that good women are trained, not born.

>>127680402

what you mean that nigger tigger from winnie the boo?

>>127674390
The same reason many rural whites wont go into the city. It's a strange and unfamiliar environment.

Nigs are just more vocal about it.

>OH. OH HELL NAW. THEY GOT FUCKIN TREES N SHIT. YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP.

>>127674773

There's that banter from nippon again

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>>127679074
Some Hispanics but they do this mostly nearby where they live. They are not the long travelers to other states like whites. Whites will go cross country or to other countries just to clime someone else's mountain. I'm a spic when I went from California to Zion National Park in Utah I was the only one there. It was 90% white, 8% Asians/Indians 1.1% Hispanics and .09% blacks. In these far isolated places you could count all the niggers in one hand for the entire week. Far isolated places is white/asian majority because they have the money and time. Blacks/spics mostly don't have the time nor money.

I'm one of a few spics that goes cross country.

>>127684839
Something being a burden doesn't mean it shit. I know the downfalls that come from a relationship like any other man who has been with a woman and I can balance the pros and cons to something that is more pro in nature.


>good women are trained, not born.
Incorrect, there are many factors then just their birth nor is it something I think of. Woman become who they are based on their upbringing. Yo will need to get to know them and their family to be understand how a woman will act. Also the fact of you thinking that the best woman is a trained one is just shows how pathetic and boring you are. Woman should be tamed to the point of not cheating. You as a person must prove to them that they shouldn't by being the male you are.

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>be me
Mother's day weeked...love the woods
>for the first time I was terrified of them

I was standing next to my kill 3hours, as the night fell, scared a brown bear would come take it from me. Carried 100lbs back with me in the dark with a headlamp 2 miles to the cabin.

The only scariest thing was the 3 mile kayak crossing back, in 3ft seas

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>>127685354
>It's a strange and unfamiliar environment.

Nah. It's because going in the woods means you're relying on yourself.
>NO 911
>NO drug dealers
>NO EBT
>NO liqqa stoes

I lived near niggers, when I was young and stupid.
One night I watched a nigger walk past 10 times in 3 hours.
I finally asked him where he was going.
In typical nigger fashion, I had to give him a beer to get an answer.

>I's goin to de liqqa sto
for what?
>I's be gettin a cigamette and a beer!
10 times in one night?
>Sheeeeeit. Deys be wanting $6 for a pack of cigamettes. I done tricked them. I buy one at a time fo a dolla.
So, you're paying $20 for a pack, instead of $6?
>Fuck you, Cracka. You don know sheeit!

Niggers aren't all that bright.

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>>127685679
>Something being a burden doesn't mean it shit. I know the downfalls that come from a relationship like any other man who has been with a woman and I can balance the pros and cons to something that is more pro in nature.

By pro, you mean White.
I don't blame you, Juanquatavious.
If I was a nigger, I wouldn't touch nigger sows either.
Good for you getting an upgrade.

>>127682619
low test

>>127686492
Dude I've date nearly every spectrum of race due to living on military property most of my life. Stop cucking yourself on race. There is plenty of pussy out there.

>all these fat white bitches blacked images
Anon I know your being a shit but this is just sad.

>>127686598
a fucking leaf

>Nature

Nigga, that shit ain't natural!

>>127674773
Fpbp

Humans, like other animals, have traits that resemble a sort of genetic memory. Some call it instinct.

Blacks are not comfortable in the woods because their instinct / genetic memory does not associate that environment with any kind of familiarity. They become uncomfortable and want to leave as a sort of evolutionary survival mechanism.

>>127686633
>this is just sad

It is sad how niggers are so desperate they fuck fat white women. Every fat white girl I've seen in a relationship at my college is with an nigger (African international student). Keep in mind these are cream of the crop niggers from Africa to be able to afford U of Ts $40,000 per year international student tuition and they are still dating fat bitches. Sad!

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>>127686633
>I've date nearly every spectrum of race due to living on military property most of my life

But, you done want's a white women.
Like every other nigger out there.
I understand, completely. I wouldn't fuck a nigger sow if you paid me.

Good for you if you can done get a white girl all to you'se self.
You've done reached the Holy Grail of niggerdom.

Only losers and faggots fuck nigger sows.

>>127687134
Your opinion is worthless leaf.

>>127687175
Are you a fucking broken record?

>>Are woods racist?

Seems legit.

>>127687447
>Are you a fucking broken record?

Are you still a nigger chasing White women?
>I'm mo' special because I done gots a white wommen.

Yes, nigger.
You're extra super special because you prefer White women to nigger sows.
Just like every other nigger before or after you.
Just like every other man of every other race.

Quick!
Upload your newest Mixtape!
That'll prove that you deserve a White woman.
>I gots de UNNH, I gots de AAHHHH!
>I gots de UNNH, UNNH, I gots the AAHHHH, AAHHHH!

You're a nigger who ignores his own women to chase White girls.
And, you think that makes you Special.

kek.

>>127688064
I said I prefer petite white woman over disgusting fat ones. What you should of taken from that is that I dislike fatties and love me petite woman.

Seriously bubba get off the moonshine every now and then.

>>127674773
I think the nips are getting better at shitposting, maybe it was the right decision to make them honorary Aryans

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>>127688266
>I said I prefer petite white woman over disgusting fat ones.

You prefer White women over nigger sows.
That doesn't make you unique, or special.
It makes you a typical nigger.

Good for you, Tyrone, if you can get a White woman instead of a disgusting nigger sow.

I for one don't blame you for trying.
Nigger sows are disgusting.

>>127674390
Don't publicize it or they'll start doing it just to piss off the whitey. I'm glad at least the outdoor is shitskin-free so far. I feel safer in a night forest than in a night city.

I have a story that I like to tell when these threads come up.

My wife and I like to go to Yellowstone every year or two to go backpacking and fishing. A couple years ago we noticed a LOT of tourbuses filled with sullen and mostly black teens at Mammoth (one of the large installations of shops, hotels, staff housing, etc). They were everywhere, and the kids were unruly as fuck, knocking shit over in the buildings, horsing around and screaming at tourists and then laughing when they were startled, just typical monkeyshines.

We left in a hurry and noticed that it wasn't just ten or twelve of these buses, it was hundreds! They were pulled off at most every pullout, but in these cases it was odd. A couple of the teens were smoking by the bus but they weren't out in force, and none strayed more than a couple yards from the bus. They were eyeing the scrubby brush or whatever the scenery with open apprehension.

Didn't see any of them at all if we parked the car and walked a trail.

I read the Slave Narratives written during the WPA / CCC days, where out of work writers interviewed former slaves. In many cases they had incredible tales about the woods and rivers and lakes, they were almost always fearful in nature except some few of those slaves loved to sneak away and fish and hunt. I was surprised to learn that some slaves kept firearms for hunting with the consent of their owners.

tl;dr? blacks hate the woods unless they're rural

>>127688600
Fuck nigger you are dumb.

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>>127674390
OP is 100% correct. I go to the N GA Mountains all the time & come back to work and tell nigger coworkers about seeing bears, deer/hunting, reflective eyes in the woods from the camp fire, etc., and just listening to me the look on their faces & body language is they just got a sudden diarrhea gut bomb. They freak at the mention of such things. Niggers are primitive people who believe in black magic, witches, talismans, spells & potions, haints, ghosts & haunting. Did you ever see that short-lived TV show on the Weather Channel, Fat Guys in the Woods? They take two white guys & always one black guy in the woods for a week & make them build their own hut & catch/kill their own food. The nigger is *always* freakin out. Same goes for that show "Alone". The sole token nigger always wigs-out on the first day. They can't handle it.

There's nothing to steal in the woods

>>127688990
>he doesn't know how to stake a mineral claim

>>127674390
They can't see in the low light just like they can't swim

>>127688914
>Did you ever see that short-lived TV show on the Weather Channel, Fat Guys in the Woods? They take two white guys & always one black guy in the woods for a week & make them build their own hut & catch/kill their own food. The nigger is *always* freakin out.
I did watch a few, in all cases it was just excruciating to watch them fail so hard at basic survival tasks.

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>>127688738
>Fuck nigger you are dumb.

Fuck nigger you are still chasing a white woman.
Say anything you want; you are chasing a white woman.
Because even a filthy nigger wants better.

>NUH UH! SHAQUANISHA DONE BE HITTED ON BY WITE MENS!!
>DEY ALL WANTS A KWEEN!!!

No one, not niggers, or whites, or gooks will ever CHASE a nigger sow.

Hell, you're so disgusted by your own race that you chase White women.

Good for you.
Even a filthy nigger shouldn't have to fuck coontang.

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>>127675024
I can't ever recall seeing a nigger swim.

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>>127689437
>I can't ever recall seeing a nigger swim.

Look for it sometime; It's fucking hilarious.

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>>127678927

>>127689644
You ever notice how blacks name their kids by tacking a syllable onto the front and possibly back of their (purported) father's name?

It all comes from some fucking book that was written in the 1960s, completely made up WE WUZ tier but it caught on in a big way.

>>127676491
This is the most underrated post in the history of /pol/

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>>127689437
>>127689644

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>>127674390
It's where I go when I need to get away from the riff raff

>>127685354
Too many damn people. Too expensive. Too polluted. Too crowded. No Thanks.

>>127685654
From Angels Landing?

Hiking in the morning. I doubt I will see much of anything but white folk. You never know though, this is a very visited NP. Last time I hiked this trail I had to move a damn rattlesnake out of the way. Bitch did not want to give up his prime sunning spot.

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>>127690125
>You ever notice how blacks name their kids by tacking a syllable onto the front and possibly back of their (purported) father's name?

Niggers name their kids in wierd ways.
But dey all done want some white wommenz.

Can you really blame them?
The first thing a nigger with feetsball moneyz buys is a white woman.

Look at the NFL. You aren't gonna see many nigger sows there.

No one trys to buy nigger sows when they become rich.

>>127690285
Maybe because it's a clowdy day? maybe put at least 0.1% of your brain power into critical thinking and you'd realize this

>>127675152
Yah, where in countries (outside of the Great Nig-nog Continent) do you find concentrated niggers? Cities. Even when the cities are decaying, they refuse to leave previously established, white civilization.

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>>127690661
>clowdy
whites will swim even if it's clowdy and snoweigh

>>127690661
So sitting there staring warily at the water will warm it up?

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>>127690958
good. however, I was simply telling anon why they were out of the pool. Imagine going to a massive pool party only for it to end up freezing cold when you get there.

They have dead relatives on the 'family tree'? :grin:

>>127678373
>>127685358
>>127688290
>jap makes a post that would be considered average
>yellow fever retards act like it's the best thing ever

>>127690661
>it's a clowdy day?
>clowdy

topkek
Maybe It's because niggers are terrified of water.

>>127691114
If it were freezing cold out, they wouldn't all be in shorts and tank tops.

>>127691114
So why stay and stare at the water with a look of trepidation?

Because most black people live in the city, far away from the woods, and are poor, so they dont have time to go innawoods.

You guys are fucking retarded trying to come up with pseudoscientific biological explanations for something that's entirely cultural. I go camping with my black friends all the time.

>>127691373
>I go camping with my black friends all the time.

A) You don't have friends
B) You don't have (((black))) friends
C) If you did, you would know niggers are terrified of the woods
D) Faggot.

>>127674390
I cant stand insects. Can't speak for the other blacks but thats my reason

aussie abos don't mind goin down the creek

>>127678373
>>127688290
>>127685358

I'm fucking cringing at you

>>127674390
Good. Let's keep the woods nigger free.

>>127674390
woods is racis nahm sayin 100 100

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>>127691114
I'm imagining it now.

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>>127689644
>DeKendrix was resued by a passer-by.

How a can anyone's sides survive stories like these?

>>127691742
completely different species anon

>>127674390
Because out here in Arkansas woods you either have to worry about the huge razerback hogs that will tear you up to shreads and can destroy trucks or Arkansas people that resides out in the woods...

Eitherway we have an old saying here that goes something like this. (If you go out into the woods and you are not found withen being lost for 24 hours you are automatically assumed that the wilderness of Arkansas has consumed you and all search parties will stop looking for your body.)

>>127674390
fuck that. it's the only place to escape them.

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>>127692068

>>127674390
Niggers don't go to woods because they do not leave their pact. They are pact animals and do not survive alone outside the pact. It's important for them to have the safety of the pact where they can flee to. Some say niggers do not go to woods because there's nothing to steal or fuck, but I don't think that's the real reason, but just an urban myth.

>>127678118
Only if no one hears it

>>127674390
Niggers live without water and power, what makes you think they want to lose shelter as well?

The North American Pavement App.

>>127692562
Pack

>>127675257
Or a job center.

>>127692818
whops

>>127678729
Roof Koreans' businesses were in south, south central and central LA. Nigger neighborhoods, not K-Town

>>127677517
catching a fish is pretty easy dude lol

>>127675056
>My SHTF plan is to run into the woods and make random pagan-looking totems out of chicken bones and logs. Will keep the niggers out because they are superstitious as fuck.

>nogs see chicken bones
>who eatin' muh KFC?
>start looking for dem buckets in deez woodz

>>127675729
Strange... you used to find them hanging around the woods more often.

>>127674390
>Why can't niggers go out and appreciate nature every now and then?
Because there aren't any pawn shops to rob in the woods.

>>127686167
He got a free beer from you and called you a cracker, cracker :)

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>>127674773

I'm a hiker, mountaineer and an adventurer and now that you say it, I've never seen a colored person in woods or mountains. Only whites and east asians. Holy shit, maybe this is our way to beat them? Plant trees all over the Europe and maybe they go away?

>>127683545
I know of a hanging tree waaaaay down deep in a Hollar in the Appalachian mountains. It was used up until the 40's. Mostly (obviously) dead-beat degenerate white trash. It *is* spooky down there. Buddy of mine owns a 150 year old cabin & he tells me stories of strange occurrences there.

>>127674390
You're all wrong.
>niggers are afraid of anything outside of white civilisation
>they turn into animals when they're outside of white civilisation
Where's my proof? its right in front of you.
Look at africa.

>>127674390
Im visiting germany and noticed that here too.
>walking around essen and gelsenkirchen
>muzzies, slants, and dindus everywhere
>go to lake up near halterner stausee
>only germans, all day, not a muzzie in sight
>end of the day 4 muzzies show up, start shit with some guy within 15 minutes
>flailing of limbs and much durka durka yelling ensues
>within 5 minutes polizei show up, wrangle the 4 muzzies into a car

Is that place like a no go zone for non-whites or something? Any kraut bros got input? Seems like theres white people zones around natural stuff here in germany.

Kermit the Frog was right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR-MrJwqcFc

>>127693439
>Buddy of mine owns a 150 year old cabin & he tells me stories of strange occurrences there.

Story time

>>127677096
whites confirmed skinwalkers

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>>127674390
>scared of forests
That's a new one didn't know that.

But i guess same reason they are so scared of water i guess? that they never invented a boat and can barely swim, eventhough the continent is surrounded by coastline. Same reason they're scared of cats and think they're witches.

It's a mystery but being unmotivated dumbasses probably factors in somewhere.

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>>127676914

Whitey here. Would 100% smash black sow in all holes if no AIDS, kids or herp. Would finish exclusively in mouth; soft huge lips; gentile suction.

>>127694158
That's about the dumbest shit, there must be like a million places in the US where these assholes can learn to swim and about 300 million people who can teach them how. Don't you have mandatory swimming lessons in the US? How the fuck does this shit happen..

>>127694294
i gues that's because shit can't float

>>127693869
Two little girls in the 1920's fell into the family hog pen & were eaten alive. That homestead is way down deeep in the mountains. Little wind. Quiet as can be. Spooky it's so quiet. Pitch fucking black at night. Several friends have been there & heard children laughing. My friend has a trail cam to see turkey, deer, bear, etc., and once at night it caught two dancing orbs. Both low to the ground. My buddy sees a rocking chair move often. And various nick-knacks get rearranged in shelves.

>>127678103
Ignore flag, montanafag in europe right now.
From what ive seen in the pacific northwest Rightwing is antienvironment in rhetoric and pro environment in practice.
>drill oil, burn coal, build pipelines, fuck environmental regulations
>but encourage "conservationist" views towards land. Maintain for public use and encourage outdoor pursuits like shooting, hunting, fishing etc etc

Left wing is pro environment in rhetoric but anti environment in practice:
>no oil, no coal, build tons of regulatory agencies
>encourage federal aquisition of public lands, encourage "preservationist" measures that lock people out and makes outdoor pursuits and lifestyles more difficult to participate in.

Leftist ideas of nature is a flip-flop clad 20 min walk along a fenced in heavily groomed highly monitored trail in a 5 acre copse of trees.

Right wing ideas of nature is spending a rugged 3 day expedition in a 3500 square mile forest hunting or fishing.

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>>127674390
Don't worry black people! Are you concerned about the forest? DO NOT WORRY! Captain sweden is coming to the rescue to teach you how gentle and safe the forest is! Don't say the swedes aren't good for something!
Full video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDhtQTQYwII
See.. nothing to be worried about!

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>>127674773
the nips are getting bigger

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>>127694262
Get out.

>>127694158
JaTavious, Takeitha, JaMarcus, Litrelle, Latevin, LaDarius and DeKendrix

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>>127694294
My wife and I watched a similar scene at the beach a few years ago (pic related). And the one thing I noticed the kid doing, he was *not* flopping his legs like a swimming motion, but he was moving his legs in a "running motion". This last twenty minutes, until the woman finally gave up. Funny thing was it was a group of white dykes & a few kids, with the solo little nigger. I looked at my wife & said, Look ... DNA in action before our eyes.

>>127690416
>>127685654
It's def Angel's Landing. Fucking beautiful spot

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>>127677096
>tfw no qt skinwalker dog-girl gf

>>127674390


Non-Whites don't have the same appreciation for Nature and Animals that Whites have. They're more functional and analytic when it comes to the environment. If they're not getting something of value from it, they see no value in it.

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>>127674390
Probably i don't think they are scared of the forest, they most likely don't give a shit about nature in general. They're happy in the concrete jungle they're not going back to any real jungle and living in huts.

That and their fascination with shoes etc. i think stems a lot from that. They're fascinated and obsessed with the technology and advancements they failed to create.. so they're probably like

>fuck nature, give me some shoes, some KCF a 40 and or some malt liquor and let me sit on the porch in front of my concrete castle bitch, yo nature can go fuck itself nowhatimsayiinn

Which in a way i can kind of appreciate/understand. Probably some more westernized blacks like the outdoors if they live in a less afrocentric area, but if they are raised in the ghetto or something.. the odds of them liking it probably diminishes rapidly.

>>127695172
I meant KFC not KCF obviously. I guess the long story short is they don't like nature because they never mastered it or bested it. So to them it's like asking someone to walk into a cage with a lion or something.

>A forest, whatchutalkinboutniggur.. you trying to get me killed mafugga? Go to your own damn forrest i'm a stay here and watch ESPN on my bigass LCD TV that tyrone scored for me! You and the nature can go fuck yourself!

>>127693748
Shitskins mostly gang up in downtown or their "ghettos" to sell/take drugs and live their degenerate lifestyle. Also most of them do not work so they can waste their whole day doing this shit. This is the reasons it seems there are so many of them (still to many)

>>127674773
Screencap me 4 Pleddit please

The concrete jungle AKA inner cities has become the niggers natural habitat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc

>>127676394
This would only work if they actually went into the woods - which they don't as you've pointed out.

>>127695451
Yeah, makes sense I guess. Seems to me like every german I meet actually hates them, but nobody will ever express such beliefs vocally unless you get em drunk or in private, even then they will only do so in hushed tones.

>>127676916
I was homeless for years, camped illegally in public parks and wooded areas all over. Learning how to stealth camp is a form of mastery.

Niggers are afraid of the woods because for once there isn't something bix nooding or otherwise giving them the overstimulation (compared to us) they need.

It's quiet.

Niggers don't like quiet.

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>>127674773

>>127695761
That's true espicially for the rural populations. But publicly speeking put against it is a risk not everyone is willing to take. Sadly the antifa has much more power over here and is pretty good at ruining your career or driving people into social isolation. But it's not all lost: since the situation is not going to improve with another 4 years of Merkel or (even worse) Schulz, this will change I think.

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>>127694262
amen brother

how can white women even compete?

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Niggers will never "get this".

Over the white, the frozen ground
With cautious step the deer came down.
The boy who had come to be
Alone with cloud and rock and tree
Suddenly saw the deer and hid
To see what that proud creature did.
But the sharp snapping of a limb
Made the proud deer aware of him
Kindred two, each watcher stood
With perfect stillness in the wood,
Each seeing each with mild surprise,
And each with wonder in his eyes.

-Byron Herbert Reece

>>127682619
Tarp: $12
550 Paracord: $6
Camouflage mosquito netting: $11

Congrats, you're camping.

>>127689372
>>127688600
>>127688064
>>127687175
>>127686492

Please, anon. This nigger is going to kill himself if you keep this up. Think of the chilluns! he dindu nuffin

>>127679729
ever seen a kike hike?

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>>127674773
fpbp

>>127674390
most black people think magical forest rednecks exist. its like every racist image of a white person merged into s single entity who can only say "drop them panty drawers" and "you got a perty mouth"

>>127696511
i'm a Levant Jew (abrahamic, not ashkenazim), and i am flying to alaska in 2 weeks for a solo backpacking, hiking, vacation trip for however long i want. One way flight.

Funny thing is that i'm poor and so is my family. I worked for 1 year to save 4k, after expenses for hiking and living this month i am at 2.7k. I will fly back home when i hit 1k in savings. Until then i'll be in Alaska making friends and camping out.

>>127696248
I think the harsh reality of how truly shitty all these 3rd world citizens behave is beginning to set in even on the "refugees welcome" crowd. Yesterday I sat on a bench across the street from a methadone clinic and watched as muzzies and dindus showed up to get high for free.

Incredible to me, our lefties swear up and down such programs would cure our drug epidemic and hold such "treatment programs" in places like here up as trophies.

Reality im witnessing is that when the welfare check comes at the beginning of the month they shoot heroin and when the money runs out they use methadone. Cant help but think supporting a dependant population of unemployed foreign junkies must be awfully expensive, and it cant be much longer before people get sick of it.

I mean if they were german citizens I'd understand it, but yall are literally paying so jerome and abdullah can get high. Id even get feeding em as a humanitarian measure, but accomodating their drug addiction too? Thats beyond basic humanity, its just enabling cuckery. I think next 10 years systems like that are gonna collapse.

Immortal words of margeret thatcher "sooner or later you run out of other peoples money to spend." In 10 years when lefties find out their free college programs for their kids got shot into a syrian junkie's arm theres gonna be a mass conversion to the right.

>>127681293
Hope you like FUCKING MOSQUITOES.

>>127696511
Tell one there's buried treasure in the mountains

Then watch

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>>127696795
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>127674390
They are scared of lions. Meanwhile white men hunted mammoths to extinction.

>>127696778
>Immortal words of margeret thatcher "sooner or later you run out of other peoples money to spend." In 10 years when lefties find out their free college programs for their kids got shot into a syrian junkie's arm theres gonna be a mass conversion to the right.
Nicely put.

>>127696843
holy fug, im itchy

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>>127696938
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I wish this was true but it's not, maybe niggers don't go to the woods to enjoy nature, but they go to attack women jogging or even to rob lone whitey. I had some Colin Flaherty vids bookmarkted but Youtube just deleted him....

You can't buy fresh creps in da woods and no where to graffiti Mofuka

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*Hell March intensifies*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

>>127685807
Headlamps are fucking awesome. If the moon is bright I prefer to rely on that so I can see beyond 5' in front of me. Carrying stuff would definitely use a headlamp, Fuck getting tripped up by a root or underbrush.

>>127696778
Exactly. Even before the migrant crisis we knew that our welfare state couldn't survive the following decades due to demographic change. Wasting money on people who haven't payed a single penny to a state will only speed up the process. If the German people is really so stupid and elects Schulz as our next chancellor the system will collaps even sooner - socialists haven't proven themself to be good with money.
Probably it would be for the best to actually work towards a collaps and make it happen as soon as possible.

>>127696778
>Incredible to me, our lefties swear up and down such programs would cure our drug epidemic

The problem I think is that most leftists seem unwilling to learn from their failures and instead just continue to double down, and double down, and double down.

I say this with all respect but my observation has been that conservatives seem much more willing to adjust their perspective, if they see something they believed is not working, they'll be like "shit, guess I fucked up and I was wrong" whereas liberals never do that, if something's fucked up they just keep on truckin' they don't self-reflect or reconsider any of their beliefs or practices. It's really odd since you'd think inherently liberal ideology would be all about self-improvement and striving for betterment, but in a twisted way it's quite the opposite

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>>127696992

We could all live inwoods if we would stop chopping down the trees to build permanent structures that we can't even actually own.

>>127697393
Would we not need to chop down trees to make structures to live innawoods?

>>127692380
Are all people from Arkansas illiterate?

>>127681506
>Granted 99% of them are entirely gear dependent

We don't have the upper body strength or fat reserves that Great Whites have to go rugged.

My brother has some white country friends who eat what they kill in the woods...but as a former boy scout, he always brings canned food and multiple can openers along.

I don't even go out to the woods...anymore, I'm too scared I'll run into niggly bears, maybe when I move to the country side and get guns, and I'll be paranoid enough to ALWAYS go out armed. Thunder Bay is a white town in Northern Ontario and two niggers in a van have attempted at least THREE kidnappings in the past month, as reddit have wondered - who didn't manage to escape?

I appreciate nature in my garden. So I have zero wilderness survival skills but I do have a super stocked pantry of non-perishables, and multiple can openers.

>>127697467
Two black males in a car attempt to abduct human women on at least three separate incidents up in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada.

Thunder Bay is up in Northern Ontario, population of 108,359 - white europids and aboriginals.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thunder-bay/police-investigating-suspicious-vehicle-1.4136328
"The incident happened May 28 on Arthur Street around 11:30 p.m., police reported in a media release Monday afternoon

The woman who contacted police had been approached by another female who was allegedly being followed by a vehicle matching the description of a blue-green SUV involved in a pair of attempted abductions in the city, officers said.

Two men inside the vehicle also matched the description of the suspects in the other cases, police added."

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thunder-bay/second-abduction-thunder-bay-1.4133385
"In a written release issued Friday, police said a 26-year-old woman was walking in the area of Beverly Street and Nobel Road around 10 p.m. on Monday, pushing her infant in a stroller, when she was approached by a vehicle. One man got out and attempted to drag the woman inside, according to police.

She was reportedly able to call for help, and two other people came to her aid. Subsequently, the suspects fled, police said. Neither she nor her child were hurt.

The two suspects are described as black men in their early 30s with one having a thick accent and the other wearing studded earrings. Police described the vehicle as a blue-green SUV-style vehicle."

>>127697583
Always remember to archive media with a reputation for shilling and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/ZUt2X <- cbc.ca article
https://archive.is/1ZN4l <- cbc.ca article #2

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>>127676394
*starts a forest fire*

>>127677096
hot

>>127680034
I call bullshit on this photo because EVERY SURFER KNOWS that it might be cranking all day, but when you see a shark the ocean goes flat.

t.have paddled in with fingertips a time or 2

>>127697174
Yeah. Im really starting to grasp german culture. You guys overengineer the fuck outta stuff, your roads, sidewalks, electrical grid etc etc are frankly overbuild and overcomplex.

Its by design. Projects that take longer and more personel to build employ more people for longer. Then they gotta keep those people employed to maintain it. Its ALL socialist, and back when you guys had a relativley small mostly homogenous culture all industriously working and paying taxes it worked pretty well.

Wanna ruin that shit in a heartbeat? Dump several million useless shitters breeders and eaters with a hostile ideology that openly encourages exploiting charity of the outsiders into the mix. Its like dumping sugar into a gas tank. It doest break down right away, but once ya run that shit through the system youve garunteed a catastrophic failure later on down the road.

Its comin lads. I spent 8 years doing sneaky Military shit inside of rapidly destabilizing 3rd world countries. Im not gonna say im all knowing, but Im pretty well versed i how shit fails. Developed nations stagger along for longer cuz they got farther to fall, but its starting.

Not to be high and mighty either, its happening in my homeland back in the states too, were just resisting harder there, but its gonna happen to us too.

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>>127697583
>Two black males in a car attempt to abduct human women

>>127697432
You only need to cull some branches for a tipi.

>having the impulse of going to the forest/mountain and survive all by myself to test me

Guess I am not a nigger

>>127692824
you see a lot of them hanging around their actually, a lot of them think they can sign up for unemployment there though.

>>127677766
my pure genes gave me color blindness. shades of everything suck. i can spot camo easier than most though. not seeing shades means less input, which also trains one to see other details.

>>127675940
You could say the same about the Japanese, they have a ton of shit in their culture that talks about how there's spirits in every tree and rock, you don't see them avoiding going in the woods though.

so niggers have problem with going to woods and swimming? I did not know that, fortunately, i saw a nigger maybe 2 or 3 times in my life, and only in capital city. I swimm well and i love woods, I remember when i came to a pool for the 1rst time i just jumped into water and i started swimming, that was instinct kek

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Just remember to wear a hat and long sleeves when you go out into the woods this season, and be sure to check eachother for ticks once you're done, don't wanna end up with Lyme disease.

Source: I'm Canadian. Much experience with leafs, trees, etc.

>>127674390
That explains my fear of driving through city ghettos vs. the calmness when driving through rural towns

really gets the noggin joggin

>>127674390
because there's no gibmedats in the forest.

A nigger can't even wake up at 6 AM and go to work. What makes you think they can build a tent, cook their own food, and survive in the forest without the government helping them?

>>127698584
>so niggers have problem with going to woods

No, niggers just don't live in rural areas because they need public transportation, the welfare office, and other municipal leftist cancer to take care of them because they're not capable of taking care of themselves or their communities.

>>127674390
nature is indiscriminate
that their version of being racist so yeah

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>>127697466
No.

>>127674390
Thats very intresting. I have a good friend of mine who you could say is a "wigger" since he grow up in a gipsy neighbourhood and he don't really like woods either. He's don't hate being in the woods just don't have any idea why it's good.
>inb4 blog

>>127697466
In Arkansas!
Where marrying your sister is not against the law!
In Arkansas!
Every girl wants to have sex with her Paw!

>>127674773
noice
you nips are getting better and better at this

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>>127674390
They are pavement apes

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>>127677096
OY VEY!!!!!

>>127674390
Because there are no woods in Africa and I'm sure they all knew to avoid the jungle.

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>>127674390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Rj1GS9anA

Because the forest guests ancient faith.

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>>127674390
We finna get KK'ed if we go in dem woods.

That's why I live in the woods.

>>127674773
Is Japan even real

>>127674390
Because the Mississippi neck-swing can happen anywhere in the woods.

Lyme disease

>>127674390
>Why are niggers scared of the woods?
They used to hang from trees.

>>127680268
Literally within a mile of this right now lol

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>>127674773

>>127677361

African village niggers would do BETTER in the woods, but they wouldn't thrive. They don't have the right survival skills.

In Africa, damn near everything is edible. Edible herbs abound, brightly colored fruit dangles from every tree, the temperature is warm for most of the year so shelter and fire isn't much of a concern; it takes very little effort to survive in Africa.

Plop those niggers in the woods in Europe or North America, and the rules are drastically different. Shelter and fire are more important due to heavy rains, cold winters, etc. Food is harder to obtain and those brightly colored berries are poisonous. Surviving in either environment takes more skill than surviving in Africa.

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>>127674773
wew

The further you go into the countryside here, the less minorities you see also.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone but another white whilst I've been hiking.

>>127674390

Negros are pavement pack animals, they need to be in line of sight with their posse. Negros are not as bad ass when they are alone and woods tend to isolate people. whites are better at individual tasks and prefer to hunt alone.

>>127707502
thats the most stupid thing i've read all day

i dare you to go to the fucking congo forest and try to survive a week, you won't.

>>127708422


True. He'd be killed and raped, by a Congolese on day 1.

>>127708422
Ooga booga moolie

>>127678435

> why... 99% still look pristine

>>127708613
>land in the middle where no niggers are
>step on a snake
>die
>trap in poisonous plant
>die
>spiders
>die
>humidity so dense you can barely breath
>disgusting flies that lie eggs in your skin etc etc

>>127678435
Why is this such a fucking thing. Who cares if something is "to white". If blacks don't like something, don't force them to.

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>>127674773
fucking chinks are at it again

>>127674773
> a fucking maxipad

>>127674390
Niggers are everywhere in the jungles of Africa.

>>127696511
Yes for fitness. At least once a week. No time for TV or porn. Only music (not jew pop) books, fine dining and hiking. One of the most successful people I know. Didn't get a huge leg up for being a Jew, just made it a point to not ever be late on turning in work. He was surrounded by lesser Jews that wouldn't work as hard so they never made it.

>>127708944
Excuse me, anon, I think you got the flags confused.

>>127674390
>Are woods racist?
of course they are:
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-revoyr-diversity-in-the-wilderness-20160828-snap-story.html

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>>127694641
quality swedish cringe

>>127674773
Amazing....
Stay true rising sun.

>>127694641
He is such a beautiful aryan, sad!

>>127674773
I swear this is the same based nip who keeps making all these posts. Lad you are single-handedly raising the bantz rating of your entire country. Your ancestors would be proud.

>>127680034
Nice dolphin you got there mate.

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Holy shit my city is like over 20% nignog and there's a sizable woods in it and in going there for years I've never seen one black person in it
>mfw I just noticed

>>127712124
Put up your grandads KKK flag in there and see how long it takes to get taken down.

>>127678435
Why don't they move in a bunch of white people into the projects since they are "too black"?

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>>127694641
You should never go to a swedish forest it seems.. Since there will be a man raping a tree.

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>>127674773
Japan being smart as always.

>>127708906
They're also having issues getting Hispanics as well and in this case muh diversity actually matters because they know that their population is increasing but they have no cultural concept of conservation or nature empathy.

If they don't care about it, they why wouldn't they just funnel that money to dem programs when they start gaining more political power?

>>127674773
anime strikes again!

>>127674773
Why are nips so good at this. Where does one obtain neepon level bantz?

>>127674773
get some! get some! yeah! yeah! get some!

>>127677096

looks like dakota fanning

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>>127674773
/thread

>>127675729
I've seen a nigger in a wood pile

>>127674773
Thank you, grorious english teacher

>>127693375
and was still a stupid broke nigger at the end of it all paying $20/pack for his newpotes, nigger :)

It's because most are from cities.
There are a few black rednecks in the US who are quite at ease in the woods.

>>127676348
Part 5: A New Beginning

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>>127674390
Bigger question is why do niggers feel compelled to sit around, hang around, and wander in the street outside of their home instead of being inside like a human. Is it because their lower IQ gimps their enjoyment of anything lacking direct consequence? Can't enjoy creating something or doing something that involves too much working memory?