Official leaf hate thread

>>127673059
You called?

As a devoted convert to Americanism, I can tell you that the leafs are scum.

yeah right, but you still fake CO2 emission tests.

this entire thread is like a retard contest

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>>127673059
The Greatest Leaf reporting in.

>Dowload 4chanX
>filters all leafs
Browsing pol is so much better now

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>>127673225
Traitorous scum! I'll make sure you get a sternly worded letter for this.

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>>127673059
Fuck Canada.

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>>127673059

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DOTR WHEN

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God Damn Snow Mexicans

>>127673059

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. So what if we welcome refugees and are legalizing weed? Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll end Canada hate now.

*drops mic*

I’m out.

>>127673733
SMACK.

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>>127673059
Behind every tree is a leaf

>>127673059
You're probably too stupid to get sarcasm, and this is from the country that killed 10 's of millions of white people in the name of white power, twice. Who is now fighting to let sharia law and terrorists into Europe

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>>127673733

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>>127673878

Hahahaha, a fucking leaf right? Yeah, so funny. Listen you fat fucking American piece of shit. You're a worthless fat fuck. Remember everything Canada has done for you? Remember everything we've given you out of the kindness of our hearts? All you do in return is shove burgers down your fat throats and treat us like shit. Well I've had enough. We've had enough. You will regret the fucking day you decided to insult Canadians. Remember the war of 1812, when we kicked your fat asses and humiliated you? We burnt the White House to a crisp and sent you fat cowardly losers running in fear like the cowering coward pussies you are. We'll do it again, do think we won't or we can't. We can very easily repel your attacks if you are so foolish as to attack us, and we can easily launch brutal raids which will end in a straight victory march to the White House, to burn it down again. So just sit your fat ass down, shut the fuck up and keep shoving burgers down your throat you fat lardass. Don't provoke the Canadian spirit - the spirit of multiculturalism, and inclusion, and resilience - the spirit which humiliated you once and we'll do it again. You're all jealous of us, because we made the modern multicultural dream work and we are flourishing while you sit on your fat asses and waste away. Don't start fights you can't win. We beat you in every imaginable competition and we're doing that while still trying to be friendly neighbors to you. Piss us off and you'll feel the full wrath of the Canadian nation unleashed down upon you. You've been warned, so listen to this warning and don't say anything stupid. Lose some weight and fix your own country you despicable idiots. Nobody likes America or Americans because of how fat and shitty and stupid you all are. What you call us shitposting is just Canadians telling you the truth, so shut up and submit to us now, for we are your new masters and you are our slaves. Remember that!

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>>127673059
stay mad mohammed no one cares about your shitty thread

>>127674427
Let's not forget aboot Brian adams

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>>127673878
Quality Leafpost.

>>127673878
Fuck you
I was born and raised here. Fucking eight generations.
I snowboarded over 120 days in one season alone, more then olympians train ... not shitting either.
I am so sick of rabidly cucked canadians.
Unwilling or uncapable of collecting their balls to stand up for their heritage and culture.
I am a leaf, and even I am sick of leafs.
Trudeau is the biggest faggot we've ever had to endure.
His mother was a whore ... literally a fucking HO
google the pics of her flashing her coochie at culb 57 ..... she fucked mick jagger and roger daltry not too mention fidel castro .... while she was married to the fucking prime minister of our country ... Pierre trudeau
Pierre trudeau the worthless cuck turd father of Justin (we think, but who knows who his real dad is)
His dad was a cuck... of all the injustices decent Canadians had to endure the Trudeau curse has been the worst
this one family has flushed our nation down the fucking toilet
Every one of them should be shot, including the children ... just to make sure thier genetic line is dead and can never trouble us again
Im not fucking kidding either, I would happily see them all hung.

I lot of fellow leafs oppose fracking for some odd reason when we should really have more fracking to chip away at Saudi oil.

Leafs are the only reason to visit this shitstain of a board

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>>127673878
100% LEAFED

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never forget

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>>127674910
>leaf implying leafs are capable of quality post
>what he actually means is quality *shitposts*
Die, leaf.

>>127674934
Are you drunk or just retarded?

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>>127673059
Old news, but still true

>>127674935
We should frack the whole fuckin cpountry
Who cares now
Who are we saving it for.
Not our fucking posterity thats for sure.
SO FUCK IT ALL
throw garbage out the window, burn plastic, frack everything
pollute the rivers, cut the trees down
We gave our nation to niggers
why bother giving a fuck about the environment now

>>127675209
Excuse me. Penetrating the dog is still illegal in Canada. Or is that a woman?

>>127673059
Why are Germans so into scat? What is it about shit that turns you Germans on? And why are you into watersports? Why do you love to associate shit and piss with sexual activity? What the fuck is wrong with you people?? You degenerate fucking weirdos! Sickos.

I think leafs are a pretty cool guy, make abhorrent posts and doesn't afraid of anything

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>>127675412

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>>127674934

This is the definition of a cucked post.

Sort yourself out. You're an embarrassment to leafs.

>>127673878
>>127674427
>>127674934
what is this

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Canada is the best country ever, we do WHAT WE WANT and you guys just sit there and take it because you're our bitches.

>>127675209
Meanwhile, in burger land they prefer having sex with horses. They need that bigger, thicker penis to really get off I suppose.
https://youtu.be/3oneKkknX7Q

>>127675569
(actually yeah canadians are cool but still...god damn leafs)

>>127675696
babby's first leaf

It happens every fall. You know, when the leafs literally fall.

>>127675159
>>127675412
Nobody knows anymore, not in Canada.
When I grew up here you could spend an entire summer travelling and never see a nigger.
Now .... niggers everywhere
sand niggers, yellow niggers, high brow niggers, spics, gooks faggots
Its like some galactic sewer decided to empty the aborted genetics of every piece of shit into our country
Fuck this place, its been ruined.
Maybe Americans always had to have niggers around but some Leafs can actually remeber a time when to see a nigger you had to look at a national geographic.
FUCK this country, nuke it all, see if I care.

>>127673463
Weren't these numbers a hoax?

Aren't these the same people that gave Hillary a 98% chance of winning the election?

>>127675679
Fuck you faggot
I am sorted.
This place has been turned into a shithole.

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>>127675726
Good one leaf

>>127675953
>Weren't these numbers a hoax?

No. You retards are just fucking gullible morons.

>>127675569
I haven't seen this meme in forever

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>>127675954

Self-hating leaf claims he's sorted. Clearly you don't recognize how great Canada is.

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Befow the cucks come
>pic related

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>>127676208

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>>127673059

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Soon

>>127673059
Leafs are knock off American minus Chinks.

>>127680133
stfu pajeet
hows shitting on mars program going ?

FEE
FI
FO
FUM

I SMELL THE SUGARY MAPLE BLOOD OF FUCKING LEAF SCUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLt2344AvTE YOUR PATHETIC CUNTRY WILL BE REDUCED TO ASHES BY LEAFBLOWERS THE SIZE OF MOUNTAINS!

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leafs are not even real north americans

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>>127684983

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>>127673059
i found the perfect metaphor for canada's relevancy on the world stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZAGP4WVmI

>>127673878
Yeah, Trudeau is a cuck faggit. Bad leaf. Smack yourself and lock yourself in a closet for 3 days. Then you can come out of the closet and be just like Justin :D. Fuck off. You're the fucking reason 4chan has leaf hate threads, asshole.

I regularly shitpost about gay shit and I sometimes pretend to be a girl/tranny just to get a rise out of /pol/. Literally the easiest board to troll

>>127674427
Fuck off. Spirit of multiculturalism. You bring shame to our country. My grandfather led a platoon into Normandy for this bullshit? I don't think so.

>>127674934
Nice. All true. I love it most when a cuck tries to call someone who isn't a cuck a cuck. They just think the word is a mindless pejorative. They don't actually understand the meaning. It's hilarious.

When are we just gonna annex Canada and get it over with, but not before killing every Canadians while they politely ask us to please not shoot them in a painful spot, soorey for being rude?

>>127692106
You can annex my anus anytime you like

>>127674935
Fracking is pretty safe. Lots of bad, bullshit, propaganda going around about it. Like pipelines... The safest way to transport oil. What's bad? Not updating, putting in new pipelines, and repairing old ones. Old, dilapidated pipelines are bad. People need gas. It's not going away any time soon. Stupid is as stupid does. Drive their cars to protest a pipeline that brought the gas to the station that they filled up at to go home. Fucking morons.

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>>127692256
*Unzips penis

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>>127675209

>>127675289
I remember when the only thing we had to worry about were the occasional paki, or maybe a newfie. Now it's just shit.

>>127692357
I require a minimum of 20mins post-coitus cuddling and i get to wear stripey thigh highs

>>127675679
>doesn't know what the word 'cuck' means, because he's a cuck, so calls everyone a cuck.

>>127675722
-What we want- As long as Trudeau says it's ok. I mean, isn't it illegal in Canada now not to use a person's preferred pronouns, even? I'm not sure where I'm supposed to sew my label onto my clothes so people can know?

What about female leafs... Are they acceptable.
Why do you hate us.

>>127692532
You'll get fucked like a whore in cheap vinyl and left immediately.

>>127692968
Depends, feminazis are poison.

>>127673059
Please nuke us or provoke trump to annex us already

>>127693262
How the fuck did we end up giving Trudeau a fucking majority? Seriously? I get that we were sick of Harper - he was a douche - but, fucking Trudeau? And a fucking majority to any of the faggot parties that were running? Dafuq went wrong there?

>>127693015
5 mins pre-sex cuddles and you have a deal

>>127693624
Hate to interrupt an intimate conversation, but goddamn are you a demanding bitch. Get over yourself already.

>>127694494
Well I'm not a whore