Brit/pol/ - Child Refugees Edition

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Big Soup

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ASUKA
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>>127672778
Are you the guy that keeps posting the stuff in MGS V threads?

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Mods please get rid of the autosage for 'mummy' in the title

The mummy rule was for the natalia poster who is now gone, mummy may is a totally diff phenomenon - natalia has nothing to do with brit/pol/ but mummy may definitely does

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>when your wife tries to wash your hair so you screech

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>tfwnabb

>>127673013
I'd like her, and you, gone.

>>127673088
pipe down qware

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Why are women so useless?

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https://youtu.be/2U-phsjiZcE

>Watched the thread feature...

How's the Stratocracy working out, lads?

>>127673322
>tfw Zuckerkike is preparing to run for President in 2020

>>127673589
Can you phrase that in a non-autistic way?

>>127673686
I hope he wins. The only way now is through the other side.

Who /goingtoworktired/ here?
I sure am

>>127673988
I told you last time, I'm a NEET. Stop asking.

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>>127673414

>>127673749
On second thought, it's more of a military junta, isn't it? Heard your army is patrolling the streets. They storm parliament and seize power yet?

>>127673988
I'm /goingtobedsoon/ because I'm a NEET

>>127674173
>>127674100
Fucking NEETS

>>127674152
No. It's not. Not anymore. And I wish.

>>127674218
Someone needs to be there to make use of all your hard earned taxes

>>127673414
Well in the case of your image it's because Jeremy is just a fucking commie. May's a good girl, cept for that internet shit she's trying to do, but good news! Now the rest of the world will get to see if it's an awful idea for the government to control the internet or not. Hope there are people taking notes and carry on.

>>127674218
Not my fault everything in the place isn't worth any time. Why should I have shame for those who have dug me this hell?

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>>127674300
>May's a good girl

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>>127673049
>tfw

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>>127673033
>Tfw you're a racist bigot and you get your comeuppance in your old age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKPSPfsYjZo
u

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>>127674718
Don't post that.

>>127674379
Well, I mean. She's not actively trying to kill you.
As unsure as you are is as excited as I am to see how it plays out. I know it doesn't help you, but the world is watching. At worst is more centralization, at best is a government who doesn't take shit from no fat, unelected bully.

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>tfw stitch from running

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>>127674604

>>127674718
Can't be fucked to watch this.
What happens in it?

>>127674831
She is catharsis personified. No solutions. Nothing. Pure catharsis. Corbyn will show people what they're asking for. What the conclusion is.

I would vote for him in a borderline constituency.

>>127674842
OINK OINK!
PIIGGYYYY!
PIGGY RIMMER!
YOU FUCKING SOW!

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>>127674968
>SERIOUS QUESTION
In hope of continuing the Anglosphere should America pass the torch to Australia as we did to them?

>>127675387
Pass the torch? No. Our time has gone. It is now, unironically, India and China's turn.

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>>127675302

>>127675233
>Corbyn
You're joking. He wouldn't fire nukes back when you are nuked.
This is that British humor that's all the rage that I've been hearing about. You'd be better off electing little George.

>>127675504
>"Haha, look at Rimmer's fat rolls!"
>"Holy shit, there's like five!"
>"Watch him bend over, they all compress."

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>>127675133
Some smug lefty from the BBC harasses and bullies an old man who had effectively retired from public life and just wanted to be left alone.

But see, it's not *really* bullying or harassment because he's an ebil Nazi fascist racist misogynist Nazi, so you can do whatever you want to those people. It's different when we do it, because we're on the Right Side Of History™.

>>127675562
I'm not joking. You have no idea how bad things are. What we have lost. Acceleration now. Finish this civilization cycle.

>>127675387
Only if they sort out the chink colonization problem first.

>>127675504
>>127675607
I wanna lick rimmer's fat rolls

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>>127675607

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>>127675700

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>>127675706
>This is the highlight of my day.

What does Brit/pol/ think of huehue music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE70Xs23agg

It's kind of catchy tbqh.

>>127675687
Well, that too I can understand. Things suck and we know it, but nobody is hungry and the government isn't shooting people. Things have to get worse, unfortunately, before they get any better.

>>127676400
I kinda want that. As bad as it sounds.

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>>127675974

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https://youtu.be/VY0D1f40C3I?t=22

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https://youtu.be/VY0D1f40C3I?t=22

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>>127676462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWdSi0Xw4u0

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>>127672778

No I'm just a shitposter.

>>127677593
P O S T
B A B S

>>127677758

Meant for

>>127672915

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>>127677787

>>127675387
>america
>anglosphere
go to hell

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>>127678130

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>>127678254
>saved

>>127678488
>internet explorer

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>>127678488
Well done lad

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What does Corbyn actually think of the IRA?

>>127679823
He's sad that they failed at getting Mrs Thatcher

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JUST LET ME WIN THIS ONE TIME GOD PLEASE
JUST THIS ONCE

>>127680377
ill cross my fingers for you senpai

>>127680377
Sorry but its my turn tonight. Hope you enjoy living in this shithole of a country while I go live on a private island somewhere.

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>>127679628
Need those feet on my face desu.

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>>127680446
>>127680459
i already have the property i'll buy saved
pretty cheap too

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee just let me win this one time wahhh

>>127680577
If I win I'll build you that house on my island

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>>127680377
Here's hoping, boyo.

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>>127680690
you cant build it
it's an old disused mill

it has character and is not something you can just build

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>>127680577
>>127680762
>not using the money to save britain

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If doubles I win tonight

who won last night then?

Lads imagine this, Jezza calls a press conference. He makes it as big as possible and calls on TM to debate him 1v1, says if she can't even do that then what the fuck kind of deal will she make with the EU. Does that win it for daddy corby?

>>127681128
i will do that by fathering 30 children
>>127681206
saved, if you win you better remember me faggo
>>127681213
corbyn unironically

>>127681345
If I'm the only winner I'll buy you that house

>>127680716
head does not match body

>go on /tv/
>make Truffaut thread
>DOA
>make thread about a film flopping at box office
>hits bump limit

>>127681481
>post on lit about Hitler even though it's lit related
>immediately banned

really made me think

>>127681407
you better old chap

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>>127681420
With apologies.

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>>127680498
The things I would do to make that happen

>>127681582
>>127680498
*need help

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>>127680377
I think I would die within the year if I won that much. On the Brightside I'm sure I could Babs out for the evening

>Labour's poll improvements due to women

Suffrage was a mistake.

>>127681718
If I won the only difference in my life would be I'd always be indoors on my computer but in a bigger house

>>127681992
Oh and I'd have proper air conditioning installed for when its warm outside

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>>127681992
I would travel,buy a gaming pc, have a holiday home in a warmer climate, go to a lot of events on the sporting/social calendar. Basically be a man of leisure and would
hire Babs for sexy time

>>127682281
A better PC would be good too. I'd probably also seriously consider buying a cheap private island somewhere that wouldn't be too expensive to have high speed internet installed and live a solitary life away from all the chaos

>>127681992
>>127682281
>Not waking up and deciding to fly wherever you want
>Not waking up and deciding to fly to Rome, or Venice, or the Bahamas, or some tiny island in the middle of nowhere, or training to go to Antarctica, etc
>Not anonymously donating to good citizens and watching from afar
>Not pretending to be poor
>Not getting a personal trainer and personal chef and at home gym
>Not travelling the world alone while secretly being rich
>Not finding a wife (maybe not actually marry her though, lol) and starting a family
>Not buying 1000 year old books and other historical items
>Not buying interesting stuff

The possibilities are endless. 120 million is a huge amount.
You could start a space exploration company if you wanted. You could pretty much do whatever you want for a long while.

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>>127682437
Like I said I would most likely die within a year because of pic related. Would be a fun year though

>>127682437
>You could start a space exploration company if you wanted
I doubt 120 million would stretch very far for a space exploration company.

Would definitely have some staff though. Probably a housekeeper and a chef.

>>127682437

or join the army when you lose and get a low grade version of it but gain something better

>>127682599
>He wouldn't hire his own personal doctor to dose him properly
Pleb.
You underestimate how good the rich have it, lad.

There are Wall Street guys and CEO's who have been addicted to heroin for 40 years and still alive precisely because of the above.

>>127682763
You could though. Musk started SpaceX with less and that was more than 15 years ago.

>>127682843
It wouldn't be the same peace of mind and ultimate confidence knowing you could literally pay someone to do whatever you want at any time

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>>127682945
Fair enough, I would also float the idea of attempting and financing a coup in a African country

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>Musk started SpaceX
Elon Musk is a con merchant who finances all of his projects with government subsides and other peoples money. He is a fancy version of pic related

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>>127683121
This man has you beat already, lad.
Owns 1500 square miles of fertile land in Africa and is an actual murderer.

>>127683415
Nah, he's not though.

>>127682599
The nasal Jew.

>>127683445
>Nicholas van Hoogstraten
I know about him(kind of look up to him), he is a legit scary man. look up the manor house he has in Sussex

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>>127683548
Hyperloop=monorail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

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>>127683624
It's not his anymore, he put everything he has into his children's names through probable loopholes so he doesn't have to pay tax on anything or finish construction.

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>>127683791
I don't think he will ever finish it but its a modern palace. He controls the diamond mines in Zimbabwe and has other mineral/resource companies in Africa. Modern day Cecil Rhodes

>>127684117
Nah lad, you're a little out of date. His influence is Africa with Mugabe isn't so strong anymore and his retard mulatto kids are most likely burning more than they're bringing in. He's also too old to rectify his mistakes so he's pretty much done for.

He dun goofed and his dwindling fortune will be gone within a generation or two but I imagine he's well aware of this by now.

So some momentum tier faggots have vandalised some lamposts in my area with some stickers that say
>The Tories or the NHS, you can't choose both! #StickItToTheTories

Do I leave them untampered with in the hopes other people see how retarded it is or do I get some stickers of my own and go over them?

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>>127684655

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Last week of my 3 month contract begins today, lads.

>no new work lined up yet

What my future feels like

>>127685056
When I win the euromillions tonight you can be my butler

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>>127685056
I think you already know...
https://youtu.be/CxH4-aoTlTw

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>>127685211
>Being Jeeves to your Wooster

I think not, on this occasion, sir.

I keep having dreams where I'm a woman lads. It's really wonderful.

I-I was being kissed by a man

>>127685767
ok

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>>127685875
I want a man

no jobe for 4 years lads

Reminder that Jezza wants to nationalise your garden:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4553476/Labour-s-secret-plans-4-000-garden-tax.html

>>127686196
You're not a woman

>>127686823
proof?

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I don't have anything to contribute.

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>>127674300
>May's a good girl
>Yankposters

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>>127686963
but you just did contribute

>>127687040
are you real?

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>>127686963
>Crumpet
so we meet again my old friend

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>>127687123

PLEASE NO

I CAN'T HANDLE IT

>>127686823
I can still be a a transwoman :)

I'm gonna go for it

>leftists are raiding the Daily Mail comment section again

They did it during the referendum too, sad.

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when is Corbyn gonna endorse publicly funded Aryan blood refineries ?

>>127687270
>>127686823

>>127674718
is that really him? or a parody, surely he wouldn't go along with that..

>tfw don't wanna go to sleep because I don't want to wake up and do shit

reeeeee

>>127687712
Having girl hormones is enough :)

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When you read a pro-Corbyn post this is the type of person that typed it.

CAROL'S BIG BEEFY FLAPS

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>believing Survation / Yougov polls

>>127687040
>implying it's only yankposters that are this retarded
>implying British flag posters aren't mostly Votetards

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>>127687286
Never. He hates white people. Reverse coal burner with Abbott.

>>127688700
*Soon. He hates white people.

I missed the debates lads, did Mummy do badly?

>>127688768
yes

>>127688768
It's all over for the conservatives. Enjoy funding """free""" everything. I've posted a vote for the cons but it's too late to stop it.

Muh NHS dominated the discussion.

>>127688630
>0 means certain NOT to vote

Good lads

Sex changes are beautiful

>>127688987
>he doesn't capitalise Conservatives
>he votes

The utter state

>>127688700
He's a COLONISER. He's trying to spread his white superior communist genes to the oppressed peoples of the third world

Tories don't want to win.
They don't want the hassle and legacy of Brexit forever attached to their party.
It is so obvious.

>>127685307
Good Post

Watching BBC news
Why can't liberals understand you can still give Europeans visas from outside the eu

>>127689175

Just like how they didn't want to win in 2010 or 2015 because they'd have to fix the economy and would forever be linked with "muh austerity."

>>127688768
Yes but corbyn also did badly

>>127689073
yeah like in cuttlefish and clownfish and that
mental innit haha

>>127689409
>Yes but corbyn also did badly
I disagree. I think he did pretty well

>>127678254
I want her to step on me

>>127689096
It's not my fault, m8. My $1200 iPad autocorrects it!

>media keep spewing the May-never-wanted-brexit shit

BUT SHES THE ONLY CHOICE

>>127689285
THE EU IS REQUIRED FOR VISAS!

The only reason I was able to move here is because the USA is inside the EU.

Checkmate, brexiteers.

>>127689512
>you have to buy things you don't want

The utter state of Votetards

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>>127689512

Andrew Neil is so much a better interviewer than Paxman. Paxman prongs, attacks, and annoys his subjects; Andrew Neil lets them talk and skewers them on what they say.

>>127689446

You must've been drinking then, Corbyn didn't say anything that would sway any voters, he biggest line was "I WANT SOCIAL JUSTICE!!!"

At least May managed to get out the "no deal better than big deal" point, which is music to the ears of Leave voters.

>>127689613

He's rusty now but in his prime he was far better than Neil.

>>127689446
He did bad in the debate and bad in the interview
While may did OK in the debate and got violently raped

>>127689655
The audience loved him and were even laughing at May.

I bet at the end of the debate he even had people queuing up to suck his dick dry

>>127689586
That interview was absolute cock.
"So mr nuttall you support death penalty,waterboarding, burning witches and massacre of the innocent."

>>127689706
By paxman

>>127689740

Yeah that's why May actually received applause from the audience in the Paxman part and Corbyn got fuck all.

Leftists are far louder than right wingers too so that speaks magnitudes.

Why does Corbyn sound posh to me?

end freedom of movement so more jobes for me

>>127689740
>>127689797
>being this invested in their favourite colour ties

Kek

>>127689882
Is it really posh?
More like middle class suburban London accent

>>127690016

That was at the end you clearly didn't watch the rest.

Even reddit are saying it was a draw which says a lot as we know where their biases lie massively.

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>>127689797
>Yeah that's why May actually received applause from the audience in the Paxman part and Corbyn got fuck all.

>they're replaying the thing on Sky News right now
>I have it on in the background
>Jezza is on
>audience has already applauded multiple times

Stop exaggerating, anon.

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>voting

>>127690234

Except he didn't. What point do you think Jeremy made that really turned over anyone? The applause he gets is for the Bin Laden comments of all things and that alone puts voters off thinking that they shouldn't have just taken him out.

That debate has been had on QT and even the left wing audience at the time were not enthusiastic about it.

She won, fair and square, she dodged the budget questions, smashed the Brexit question out of the park and dodged the pensions question. Corbyn got nailed several times especially by that Ulsterman.

>>127690703

>t. Tory HQ

>>127686714
Good. Gardens are a bourgeois luxury that could otherwise be used to farm turnips.

did anyone remind Jeremy that he's campaigning to be prime minister of the UK, not Libya?

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>>127690703
>Except he didn't.

Lad, I'M FUCKING WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW. The audience applauded multiple times - just off the top of my head, when he mentioned social justice, when he mentioned student fees, when he mentioned food banks and the homeless. I'm not saying he won the thing but saying he got fuck all applause is completely wrong.

>>127688127
Alan Carr's taken a turn for the worse.

>Be modern British political centre
>The Government is not expected to run the post office; that's too socialist
>The Government is expected to construct 300 000 homes every year

>>127685767
Ever tried being a woman?

>>127690832

>t. someone who actually wants Brexit HQ

>>127690917

At the end? Silence.

>>127684715
Just reply with "I want neither"

>>127689748
Felt he did well though, took it all in good spirit and kept his composure. Considering how some label Nuttall as a catastrophe he easily held his own against Neil.

>>127691230
>At the end? Silence.

Yes but he still got applause during it.

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>>127691230
>t. Someone who is delusional enough to think May will give you a good brexit

>>127681271
he already did that and yes, it has

>voting for may
>may whose pointless ban on legal highs, against every possible advisor purely because of her own radical religious beliefs, has killed many by forcing addicts into taking poor quality and unmonitored drugs, as well as casual users taking things they don't know as there's no advice for it
>Theresa May who banned multiple legal porn types against all of her advisors because of her own radical religious beliefs
>Theresa may who wants to make a great fire wall of China type second Internet to further monitor us
>Theresa may who doesn't believe in global warming
>Theresa may who has lied on manifesto pledges twice, and lied 6 times about not calling an election
>Theresa May who's massive hacks into the police budget left the entire nation more insecure against terror threats
>Theresa may who can't even string a sentence that isn't riddled in soundbites and rehearsed catchphrases
>Theresa May who lied for 7 years in a row about lowering immigration to the tens of thousands, blaming it on EU while having complete and utter control of the 200,000 non EU migrants. And is still lying to you saying she'll do it now
>removing kids lunches and replacing it with a breakfast budgeted at just 7p per pupil
>the dementia tax
Is there ANYTHING to defend about this woman?
>wants to bring animal abuse blood sports back to entertain herself, despite 90% of the country being diametrically opposed

But hey. At least she isn't that evil Corbyn right? Haha guys yeah you read the media right? You should listen to them, he's evil! Haha yeah what a pleb, ignore our failure completely, just focus on all these things from 40 years ago we bring up while our candidate fucks up daily

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>>127691230
>someone who actually wants Brexit HQ

>>127691207
I know it's not without its stuggles but I don't see any reason to let puberty turn me into a man when I can take female hormones and become a woman

>>127691471
>I can take female hormones and become a woman
This is false.
You cannot take female hormones and become a woman.

>>127691392
Yep, she's not a commie

>>127691392
>muh drugs
Get out

>>127691471
Just do whatever you want. Just dont be one of those that changes every other day

>>127691392
Corbyn is still worse

and implying I will vote for either of them

>>127691558
She made things illegal, not because they where harmful, not because they where damaging, but because it made her religious feels sad.

I don't want a leader who is so devout to their religion it affects policy, I wouldn't want it in Khan and I don't want it in a PM either.

>>127691471
I meant temporarily?

Do you pretend to be female now, even in private?

I'm beginning to think that Labour winning is a necessity. Britain needs a total reboot and labour will cause it to come crashing down the quickest.

Plus I'll get free education without actually paying taxes for it.

>>127691510
My therapist does :)

>>127691392
oh wait
>2 posts
you're a shill


>doesn't believe in global warming
Good, means we won't waste money on it

>banned some legal porn
as opposed to banning illegal porn?
either way i have no problem with banning certain types of porn

>the budget is the problem with the police

>soundbites and catchphrases
any liberal ever, not just may

>lied about lowering immigration
immigration is actually down from last year, and what are you implying?
that she lied about lowering immigration so you should vote for a party that will fully open the borders?

>wants to bring back fox hunting
Good.

>>127691669
>muh drugs
You don't belong here

>>127691392
> has killed many by forcing addicts into taking poor quality and unmonitored drugs, as well as casual users taking things they don't know as there's no advice for it
Here's a thing, don't do drugs!

>>127691804
omg are you telling him what he can and cant do???? that's fascism

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There was a clear section of the audience that was tory at there was supposed to be.

it was the top right of the seats

there was a moment wen the camera cut to the audience and you could see that ALL the noise and applause for may was from a vvery specific cutout section in the top right hwere the tory fags were obviously seated

literally noone else applauded and the scenes in the audience where of the sour faces of death as may was speaking. there was a moment at the end showing the audience looking back and around going "wtf?" as thos specific people applauded her over nothing.

alsop this was filmed in murdock news building UK and the mediator was a sky news reporter

>that one business cuck 1%er that tried to give her a standing ovation lone at the end

why does Theresa May always churn out the same phrases to every answer?
It's always "strong and stable leadership", "out and about", "chaos coalition" and "secure a good deal"

it's annoying me to no end

>>127691392
>people are forced to take drugs

>>127691804
>he doesn't drink

Somehow I call bullshit

>b-buh alcohol isn't a drug :'(

>>127691994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAO7zjRqL0

>>127691994
Sticks in your mind though doesn't it, that's the point, I would guess.

>>127691994
because she doesnt want to answer with policies or numbers THINK

Trying to red pill my friend on the Koran lads. Give me your best.

>>127691994
It's like she's been paid to throw the election.
Or it turns out she is just really shit.

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>>127692042
Oh wow what a fucking argument

Hang on while I put it with the rest

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>>127691392
FUCK
OFF
MOMENTUM
SHILL

>>127691669
>this poster actually believes May and the Tories are *too* tough on drugs

>>127691910
Fuck off Momentum. We all know you fuckers infect these debate audiences like a virus.

Anyone here voting Labour just to see the country in chaos ?

>>127691382

Yes she's merely pretending to be giving us a hard Brexit now, she'll switch once elected.

That'll work great for the next election, you shortsighted moron.

>>127692109
Typical tory
>he's right but I can't say that so I'm going to act smug and laugh so hard I hope it'll deflect the question

>>127692213
tory scum are a virus

>>127692312
Reddit is a cancer. Go back over there.

>>127692289
Because politicians never lie right?

>>127691230
May's one man standing ovation a great improvement of course. :>

Reminder that Momentum members will be gassed.

>>127692142
fake and gay
show the tory and libdem on

>>127692142
Ruizcar is actually a long term UKIP troll that pretends to be an utterly batshit Corbyn supporter. He's from here originally from the first raids a year ago

>>127691392

People vote Tory because people like you exist.

They are not able to stand up to these PC leftists in their daily life or they will be crucified if they want a decent job.

Their one chance is at the ballot box and that's why there is always a shy Tory factor.

Keep going by all means.

>>127692351

Only when it is to their advantage, to give a soft Brexit would destroy them, it's just not going to happen, the EU are too proud to let it happen, it can't happen.

>>127692297
not a tory you fucking retard
the labour voter's idea of a "typical tory" is literally anyone who isn't voting labour

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>"THAT'S BOLLOCKS!"

>mfw

>>127692297
>we already have two dangerous poisons in alcohol and cigarettes legal and in wide use
>therefore we must legalise other dangerous poisons and make them more widely used as well

Does this sound like a logical argument to you?

>>127692382
Well, I just hope you'll realise the irony of that statement when 4chan and /pol/ especially is one of those blocked under May's second Internet filter.

>>127692042
What's your point? I can have a few pints and not need to sell my fucking TV to get another fix you dumb cunt. Not only that it's actually regulated so I don't have to worry about 'poor quality and unmonitored drugs'.

>>127692520
>setting him up to give his bullshit regulation speech

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>>127692289
>this is what Votetards actually beleive.

You know it's literally an impossibility for the UK to become a sovereign nation in two years, right? And the fact that most don't even understand what that even means just opens the door for the massively pro-EU and pro-globalist legislator to continue writing laws influenced by foreign code.

I hope you enjoyed LARPing during the referendum kid, but this is the real world and this country died long before any of us were even born. You can't revive a rotten corpse.

>>127692505
I would be less against may if she also banned alcohol. At least she'd be consistent, but can't have that. One poison is good because her supporters like it, one less dangerous poison is bad because people she doesn't like likes it

Purely hypocritical position on drugs and utterly indefensible

Do Brits not have to pay for the BBC if they don't have a tv or a tv license?

>>127691382
It's either her or Corbyn backed by Sturgeon. The only MPs who can vote for a clean Brexit are Tory MPs.

Corbyn has four decades of backing Britain's enemies. Why change now when he can fuck us harder than he's ever dreamed?

>>127691994
She's inarticulate so often resorts to falling back onto soundbite.

Fuck, why did I just buy a fucking lottery ticket.

What a fucking waste of money.

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>Corbyn visits your home
>"Is that a garden back there, anon?"
what do?

>>127692520
>sell your TV to buy weed

Where weed is legal it's cheaper than beer. Just say you're a hypocrite, you like your high, but don't want others having theirs because you don't like them, not because you think getting high is bad.

>>127692631
I bought 4 of them earlier. Had to deposit a minimum of £10 to the lottery website. Planning to win the £121 million though so its no big deal

>>127692377
Even if that's true, which I strongly doubt, the substance of the matter is true.

>>127692590

>control of law back in British hands
>control of borders back in British hands
>control of trade policy back in British hands

Just go back to posting ">voting" every thread like you always do even though no one pays attention with your little comic book character.

>>127692631
You would have wasted it anyway

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>>127692510

>doesn't understand the internet proposals at all

So whose bright idea was to have the old hag robot run for PM.

How come they couldn't find someone better?

>>127692590
Primacy of UK law is as simple as repealing the European Communities Act. Do that and our sovereignty is back in toto.

Idiot.

>>127692679

Yea but you won't.

I wont, you won't win anything, you've just thrown £10 away.

>>127692717
Yea but on food. Which is much better

>>127692596
Banning alcohol - a substance that has been legal and in wide use for thousands of years - is completely impossible.

You need to absorb the simple point that once you legalise something there's no going back. Which is why legalising drugs is so mind bendingly idiotic and dangerous.

>>127692612
nope
all you have to do to not pay is not watch live bbc you can still watch it recorded or other non live ways

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>>127692675
You weren't on about weed in your original argument though, you were on about 'forcing addicts into taking poor quality and unmonitored drugs, as well as casual users taking things they don't know as there's no advice for it'. If it's unregulated and unsafe, why would you do it in the first place when there exists safe (and legal) alternatives?

>>127692631
I buy one every week on direct debit

not sure why though, I win maybe one free lucky dip every 3 months

They upped the price and made it harder to win anything

But every now and then I get an email saying "congratulations" and you get that excited feeling that makes it all worth it

plus the lottery funds sports which is a good reason if you ask me

>>127692651
yes. thanks for not letting the tories take my house from me and my family

>James O'Brien: 'No deal is better than a bad deal? I could be missing something but isn't that like telling a football fan that no goal is better than a bad goal?"

No it's nothing like it, you disingenuous cunt.

>>127692510
[Fake News intensifies]

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>people will vote Tory on the 8th then deny being mentally disabled when the country burns

>>127692882

That's a shit comparison, it's more like it's better to go to trial and get acquitted than take a plea deal and get 15 years in prison for something you didn't do.

>>127692882
it's more like having your match cancelled is better than taking a loss

>>127692839
What's a landslide usually defined as in a parliamentary election? Over 100 seats?

>>127692839
Tories are still 10% ahead, and polls have never been THAT wrong

>>127692766
Check these numbers tonight >>127681206

Already planned what I'll spend the money on so it has to happen

>>127692871
>prolabour
>doesn't pay tv licence
what a surprise

>people ITT will vote Labour

I understand it if you have no job and have no desire to get off your arse and get one, to be fair. That's why niggers vote for them after all.

>>127692802
They changed it last year. You need a tv license just for catch up now too

>>127679823
He'd happily watch British streets burn in the name of the eternal shileighyly

>>127692882
>deal
>goal
guess he doesn't follow football

>>127692957

Thatcher 83 + Blair 97 were landslides

A 100 seat majority + is usually considered a landslide though, if the Tories get 380+ seats then they can argue it is one.

>>127692971
reminder to vote UKIP to abolish the TV license

>>127693008
no you need a tv lincense to catchup using the piece of shit bbc i player you hamfisted ludite

i just steal all my shows on .ru websites anyway or watch netflix

>>127692612
Nah they just ask you when you go to watch it on your computer if you have a tv license and you say 'ye'

redpill me on the christian peoples alliance

>>127693110
>no you need a tv lincense to catchup using the piece of shit bbc i player you hamfisted ludite

Yeah thats what I meant. It's needed for iplayer

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THE GLOVES ARE OFF BIG BAD BORIS

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/869477184439808000

>>127692695
>this is the average level of understanding of a Votetard

You're aware that Parliament is massively pro-EU and pro-globalist. Have you noticed that every single genuinely sovereign nation, Russia, Libya, Iran, Norks, are all demonised by the international cimmunity. Are you aware that the EU isn't even sovereign unto itself as it panders to US international expectations. Do you even have any idea what I'm talking about?

British law has been so thoroughly infested with foreign code that to instantly remove it would cause a giant black hole in law, hence the great repeal bill. It is literally impossible to remove foreign code from our laws meaning we are not a sovereign state.

I shit post because you mongs are so aggresivley aroused by meaningless buzzwords spouted by politicans in your favourite colour tie. and so thoroughly incapable of understanding or even attempting to understand the real situation, that I am wasting my time explaining it to you.

>>127693110
>incense
how old are you?

>>127692764
If UK law is based on foreign code, and written by a legislator that supports laws based on foreign code, and future statutes are based on appeasing foreign states, then that it fucking irrelevant.

>>127693006
they'll vote for islamism, open borders, a second indy referendum, higher taxes and inefficient socialised utilities

but so long as they get their bru

>>127693159
this is the same boris that said £350m to the NHS from brexit which may has denied will ever ever happen

and called him a liar on national tv last night

>>127693173

You don't even understand what the great repeal bill is, it is impossible to drop 40 years of laws and legislation on one night, that is why it is called REPEAL. You repeal the laws afterwards.

To say that all Tories are pro-globalist pro-EU just shows how little you really know.

>>127693308

Did it say "we will spend" that money on the NHS?

Nope.

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>>127693371
>>127693371

New

>>127693338
sounds like pretty much evey other thing a tory said then

>>127693308
Im happy taking different views here but get your facts straight

Good morning.

>>127693391

Tories didn't say it, Vote Leave did.

>>127693397
not youre not

>>127693131
Just read their manifesto.

Some interesting propositions on banking and marriage.

>>127693413
hes foreign secretary
and the justice minister backed it

>>127693255
But that doesn't mean anything, you bumbling retard.

>>127693173
Can the USA pass laws in France that France can't resist? No.
Can the EU pass laws in Britain that Britain can't resist? Yes.

You're talking about abstract and conspiratorial geopolitics whereas our dependency is tangible and legal.

>>127672525
>>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham

They are just arresting teenagers and lads in their 20s. Where are the reports of these shitcunt Imaams getting nicked?

>>127693308
1 - Boris never said he would spend £350m on NHS
2 - What he did say was he would give £100m, but he was never PM, so it's moot

>>127693317

>You don't even understand what the great repeal bill is,
>almost word for word repeats what I said

Learn to read Votetard. I just said it is impossible to remove UK law derived from EU directives and regulations.

And if you think any major party actually gives a fuck about fixing the country, and not gathering votes, then you're pretty ignorant on the operation of democracy.

In order for a democragic party to be successful, it does not have to fix the country, it has to win votes.

When we have such a diversely opinionated society due to mass immigration and the destruction of national institution and community, then the catchment area for the largest amount of votes is so broadly grey and littered with contradicting impossibilities, that they are functionally irrelevant. We entered this downward trajectory long before we entered the EU on the backs of the sovereign British laws written by the sovereign British legislator, so to think that the grey sludge of our own sovereign British political system well set into the precedent of relying of foreign code is somehow going to save the already rotten corpse of this nation is the height of retarded.

>>127693795

>I just said it is impossible to remove UK law derived from EU directives and regulations.

Completely wrong, you don't understand the repeal bill at all.

>>127693843
Complete lack of argument

>>127693904

You can't say it is impossible then not say why, it is totally possible as the law will be back in our hands and can be removed from the books at will.

INB4 hurr they won't do it.