How do we get bluepilled white beta males (me) to raise their

>>127652168
Get some gear and start lifting EVERY FUCKING DAY.

>>127652168
1. Become a trap
2. Get fucked by one of us
3. kys
4. Profit

>>127652168
Speaking of beta male

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

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>>127652168

>>127652387
that would just make me look like a fool, plus I want to live a long life

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Just be confident bro. Never had a problem getting pussy.

t. 6'9" ripped Swede

>>127652565
>linking BuzzFeedVideo
Change domain to hooktube to prevent views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

>>127652168
>redpilled alphas (you guys)
kek, most here just larp as alpha males. Hell I did too, until I came across the ultimate method for becoming an alpha IRL.

>>127652168
Take care of your hair. Let it grow out some, go to a barber and ask what would look best on me?

Get an upgrade of clothes and style, dress nice, not too nice so you're uncomfortable but nice enough. Match and look attractive.

Talk to people more, even if it means saying hi or the greeting of the day to passing strangers.

Workout. Lift, run, whatever.

I guarantee you'll fix it.

>>127652640
Why would you want to live a long life of suffering hahaha?

>>127652168
I wear numeral colors cause it goes with my Rolex but my Breitling is blue so I wear blue a a lot with it am I a cuckold bluepilled piece of excrement? I also know everyone else is looking at me cause who the fuck else would they look at. And why is wearing headphones to avoid literal human filth bluepilled.

>>127652672
>until I came across the ultimate method for becoming an alpha IRL.
please share

>>127652168
>rips on cowlicks

Not everyone is thick haired jew or nappy headed nigger you know.

>>127652168
1. Start lifting
2. Go into the army or national guard
3. Shave
4. Lift more
Literally all you need

>>127652168
The virgin walk? So if you have sex you walk differently? Never knew that.

>>127652760
This. I went from a 4 to an 8 in about two weeks.

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>>127652957
Swedes walk different after sex.

>>127652657
Jesus fuck, you're EVERYWHERE. Also don't see any way to dislike it this way.

>>127653079
Dislikes help videos trend just as much as likes. They made this change years ago.

>>127652760
Where do you get your clothes? I've only ever bought online or went shopping with my senpai (cringe I know).

>>127652788
Meditate a couple of times a day for 10 - 20 minutes.
>inb4 hippie bullshit
Think of it as a way to unwind. Your typical alpha is that way because his head isn't always full of shit. Yours is hence why you're beta.

Take some time out of your day to filter out the shit.

>>127652168
Pick up heavy things or sweat inducing cardio for an hour plus. Every fucking day.

>>127653203
Do you just sit there for 10 minutes all in one go or spread it out over the day? What times are the best for this?

>>127652760
>Talk to people more, even if it means saying hi or the greeting of the day to passing strangers.
Do Americans really do this?

>>127652651
Newfag here. What is with this "t." I see all over? I'm guessing it's a filter. Tfw t fw?

>>127652168
Do people seriously lack the self confidence to even look forward while walking?

>>127653079
>>127653157
>just as much
Sorry, not just as much, but it helps

>>127652168
Barring the fact that this is a slide thread, who the fuck actually takes the time to make an image like that?

>>127653167
Value Village.
Buy nice, buy cheap.
Quality over quantity, fag.
But don't buy suits there, unless they're STELLAR. Then get them tailored.
Just get your everyday clothes there. Slacks, nice jeans, button downs and jackets. But not shoes, suits, hats (stop fucking wearing hats), t-shirts (stop fucking wearing t-shirts) and obviously underwear. Sometimes you can get nice ties there.

>>127653383
t. could be thought of as 'signed by X'

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>>127652168
Begin by changing your stride. If you look good you'll feel good

>>127653412
Honestly yeah, if someone passes me I usually stare at my phone or something.

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>>127653383
Lurk moar

>>127652168
>hair seems to overreact to wind
this whole picture is hilarious but this takes the cake

>>127653312
Spacing it out is fine.
As for the best time of the day, as early as possible generally when you're awake. Typically it's best to wait a while after eating as your body will be more geared towards digesting food.

Also feels good in the evening. I do twice per day typically.

>>127653642
Act White. Say hello. Small talk. Do it to teach children how to be White.

>>127653642
So stare next to them, or wear sunglasses so nobody can tell what it is specifically you're looking at

>>127652778
just wear earbuds if you must ya fucking nerd

>>127653350
Yeah, it's superficial, but we do.

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>>127652168
>tfw I tick almost all these criteria
>am virgin

>>127652957
you walk all bent over and your ass hurts

I am just awkward and I put on lots of weight back along with bitch tits. Also my flat feet probably affect posture and stride. Damn bro I know how u feel. You just need something that gives you a sense of worth like making money at least

>>127653472
That's what I was thinking. Who examines every little detail about the way they walk? The guy who made that probably has major OCD about everything.

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>>127654092
same...

>>127653028
>not into pegging
dont worry anon you will be

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>>127652168

>>127653560

>t. Value Village employee

>>127654308
A-are you a grill?

>>127653383
It means terveisin. Finnish for "regards".

>>127653079
Don't fucking encourage him. It's a spambot (and also some dude posting with the same IP). It's got at least 1000 posts under its belt since he turned it on a week ago.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/archive.is/country/no/start/2017-05-22/

Report him and move on.

>>127652168
>Alpha Males.
No, just fucking relax. Talk to people even if it doesn't feel natural. Get a job where you have to socialize with people otherwise you'll be fired (i.e. server and shit like that). And if all of that doesn't work, just be chill, kind, and a little bit quiet(Don't be the guy who freezes up when asked a question).

>tfw 6'6"
>tfw cant walk without looking down or ill trip over people

feels bad man

>>127654747
Are you the guy who kneed me in the head last week? Wtf man?

>>127654096
Underrated.

>>127653472
Insecure betas pretending to be alphas on the internet.

Real alphas don't give enough of a shit to notice the details in that picture.

>>127654747
I hate you.

Girls love you.

>>127652168
You need them to work out. Then they'll start to realize how stupid being a liberal cuck is now that they can get girls.

>>127652168
>turn into redpilled alphas (you guys)?
>/pol/
>alpha


Dude make no fucking mistake /pol/ is a bunch of betas LARPing as alphas. Anyone who denies this is either delusional or your standard LARPer that needs to make themselves feel better on /pol/

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>>127652387
This, you gotta pump some gas in your ass, hit the weights and get a fucking clue.

>>127652168
WORLD DOMINATION

take trt / testosterone train mma and stop having guilt

>>127652168
did i get doxxed? that pic is literally "literally me" down to the appearance

>>127652168
This will be long, but you asked for it.

>Drink only filtered water that does not contain fluoride.

It is a known fact estrogen is very hard to filter out of water when a city recycles water. There is a ton of it today from estrogen pills from either women on birth control pills or people who take estrogen for other reasons.

>Do not eat any foods that contain soy or soybeans.

Soy contains high amounts of a chemical that acts as a artifical estrogen in our bodies.

>Avoid milk, chicken, or pork unless they are hormone free.

They pump hormones like estrogen into animals so they will develope faster and prodice more milk meat, and eggs.

>Never eat fake sugar.

Our bodies actually gain more weight from fake sugar. When your tongue mistakenly tastes sugar, it tells your body to prepare to process sugar. When no sugar arrives, the chemicals that were excreted to process it are stored in fat cells.

It was linked to cancer cells growth in the brains of lab mice.

>Only eat fruits and vegetables that were not sprayed with pesticides.

The problem is not the GMOs it is the pesticides on them. They were designed to kill microoganisms. So you are safe. But the microorganisms in your gut are not, They slaughter the good bacteria in your digestive tract that are essential for processing food.

>>127655099
>Girls love you.

if it makes you feel better, im dating a 5'11 tall girl

so realistically very few other guys would have been able to date her anyway, so its not a loss thats relevant to most people

>>127652651
Based Dolph.

RIP Sweden.

>>127655297
dont worship women

>>127654681
I know you guys get paid to link articles and videos here to get views but you don't have to be this upset that we don't all fall for it.

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>>127654092
>Tfw I don't tick any of these criteria
>tfw virgin but idgaf

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>>127652168
>Insecure about how he walks
>Walks too fast
>Long strides

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>>127655316
It's pretty much the average guy walking down the street.

>>127652168
Holy fuck that image. I hate that fucking image.

I look downward because I don't want to trip.
I avoid eye contact because I don't want to talk to people and it's uncomfortable.
Everyone is staring at me.
People who walk side by side and slowly are terrible, and I hate it when people crowd me.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Walking fast is efficient.
Long strides look cooler.
I thought girls liked messy hair.
I don't use headphones though.
Fuck off, I don't slouch that bad.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOUR ARMS? THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING NATURALLY!
Neutral colored clothing and running shoes is utilitarian.
Black coats are better for a multitude of reasons.
I don't know how to stand.
Fuck you.

>>127652168
>to raise their self esteem and turn into redpilled alphas (you guys)?


Kek. These people aren't Alphas. The Black pill I will give you is most Alphas are business executives or personal trainers who only go on Normie tier websites like facebook or instagram.

/pol/ somehwere in between alpha and beta.

>>127652168
Confidence, which requires practice. Instead of exclusively hanging with your omega friends and playing lightsabers with your guys dicks, creepmessaging girls on fb, and complaining in general about anything, make something of yourself.
Plenty of posts show how millennial men are basically loner losers who play video games and have no social skills whatsoever.
Do the opposite of that and expect nothing in return.
Don't go all entitled Elliot and shoot everyone when women don't sleep with you. He was doomed to start with that attitude

>>127655572
Just use a damn adblocker if you're so concerned. Then you're costing *them* money. It's a small step from tolerating this to:

>>127655743
>Black coats are better for a multitude of reasons.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 180,661 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 65.14% of our goal to coat the 277,348 great people of Lincoln, Nebraska. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede!

>>127652168
>that pic
Delet

>>127652168
Promote a body building lifestyle

>>127655484
I guess it makes me feel a little bit better, but not really. If I was talking to a 5'1" girl and you came along I would be done. You're a foot and a half taller than her. The height change is ridiculous. I'm already well above her height...

but I would be done. Right there and then.

I don't blame you. I blame your parents.

>>127652168
Traitors will be killed before Stacie's on the day of retribution

>>127655934
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>127652640
If by "look like a fool" you mean "stand up staight and look people in the eye" then yes, taking test will make you do that

>>127652397
/k/ommando, right?

>>127652168
you will never be a chad

>>127656259
And that's why you tolerate him.

https://www.reddit.com/user/MAGABrickBot

>>127655492
Not lost. We have to keep fighting anon.

>>127656259
>>127656462
Oops, wrong guy. Just ignore me lol.

>>127656371
If it will make you dress like a grill and bend over, then sure. I'm all about /k/

>>127652387
>gear
low test faggot detected
i bet you're a manlet too

holy fuck im dying mang. i cannot stop laughing

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>>127652168
Why do so many of us walk like this? Is it autism or just low self esteem?
>not smart enough to be a phD
>not dumb enough to be a false chad
>just smart enough to be aware of how much better everyone else is in terms of social value

>>127656914
it all has to do with the spine i think

since a lot of us sit on our computers all day, our heads get pushed forward and it becomes normal like that

i think a lot of people would benefit from doing the jaw stretch thing where you put your back against a wall and move your arms up and down

>>127652168
I agree with everything besides the "they walk too fast" thing. People on the streets are fucking slugs and the only way to not pick some fights is to make a game of passing people.

I have to walk so much that I make perfect apexes on sidewalks of junctions.

hit the gym playboy, youll have bitches on your dick in no time

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>>127656914
>Why do so many of us walk like this?
Because it's a normal way of walking. Are we supposed to walk like this?

>>127652168
I naturally walk fast.

>>127656914
It's a defensive stance because we feel threatened by all the strangers around us. Do you walk like this when there's nobody around?

>>127657411
I know someone who walks like that.
He grew up watching wrastlin and thought it was real.

>>127652168
You just have to get the smart people to somehow become dumb enough to not threaten the jewish plans for deceiving the world, then they should be fine without all of the mossad people fucking up their lives.

>>127655445
>>Only eat fruits and vegetables that were not sprayed with pesticides.

How the fuck do we go about doing that?

Is there a label for this or something I should look for? Organic?

>>127652168
Kek that's literally me but I'm not virgin. Good try though.

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>/pol/
>alphas

>>127657483
>Defensive stance
More like surrendering, to be honest. That posture is equivalent to a downtrodden dog's. You know that posture they do with their heads down and their tail between the legs?

>hair seems to over react to wind

This happens to me, how the hell am I supposed to fix that?

>>127652168
A non virgin might fuck the same lass thousands of times in 'her' life time...

Lads how many fucks do you have a day, and how many a year, to how many throughout your relationship/s...

Has tendencies...
<Rather not insult or face talk with eyes due to your near complete falseness...

I did this.


You guys have heard of aversion therapy, yeah? Expose yourself to something repeatedly in small doses, and you lose the fear?

I took a job as a telemarketer, I had social anxiety and would have regular minor panic attacks when I would pick up the phone to do an outbound. It was fucking awful, I hated every second, I badly wanted to quit, and I asked to work 5 days instead of 3.

Over time, the aversion therapy works. Its one thing to say you can change yourself, but believe me, nothing compares to the understanding you feel when you actually deliberately do it. It's like a curtain goes up, and it gets easier every time. After you do it once, you can fix the things you don't like about yourself, and even bullshit your way into adding new positive personal traits you want.

You just have to get through the hell of forcing yourself to do what you hate every day for months first. Fucking worth it though.

>>127652168
Read more

>>127658701
defencive is submissive. you're just saying you don't want to challenge anyone's territory and just want to pass through peacefully

>>127652672
do alpha mates hate you? can we find out how to become alpha in these easy steps?

>>127658956
Exposure therapy, not aversion.

>>127652168
You know, if you look straight ahead when you walk you'll trip the fuck over paving slabs & kerbs, the info graphic is lies.

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>>127652168
have sex regularly starting at age 13
worked for me

if u honestly think you can fix fucking up your teens i have some bad news for u

>>127658827
I don't know either m8, I don't like putting gel on my hair.

>>127652168
>anyone on /pol/
>alpha male

>>127659576
only if you're dragging your feet around instead of walking normally.

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>>127659629
I hate my life, how is it possible that my 10/10 parents could produce such a beta

Buy a gun. Grow a beard. Drink black coffee. Hang yourself

>>127652168
It's 100% genetics. There's nothing they can do.

>>127659629
Literally all it takes to lose anxiety about sex and virginity is to, well, lose your fucking virginity. You can fuck up your teens and get laid at 25 and be fine. Just don't be a khv at fucking 30 or you'll be screwed

Sex in your teens is awkward and doesn't teach you anything. I lost my virginity at 20 with a girl who knew what she was doing and now I don't have any fear about that shit

>>127653590
Never been so proud of my virgin walk.

>>127659363
> you're just saying you don't want to challenge anyone's territory and just want to pass through peacefully

Theoretically yes. In reality, you are... I could write many things but in the end they'd just be redundant. I'll just say that you fit the stereotype of a cuck to a T.

Since you fit it so perfectly, I can guess that you think to respond to me with something along the lines of "if being a cuck means not picking unnecessary fights and being able to mind my own business, then sure, I'm a cuck.", which only solidifies my opinion of you.

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>>127659936
u can legit blame your father if he didnt red pill u, teach u pua and encourage you to fuck girls. as well as give you some baller ass skills

>>127652168
you need double jaw surgery to become good looking. Stop (((mouthbreathing))).

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>>127657579
>that kid who walked like The Undertaker

Heres a serious reply op, as someone that was you i can say that you must leave your parents house, all comforts, and try to live
Literally go homeless, starve, and see the true face of your family, friends, and society
that is the only way, i haven't even had sex despite the women that flirt with me now, but all fear that my beta self felt is gone, i am awake, or think to be

>>127659784
>only if you're dragging your feet around instead of walking normally.
If you don't look at where you're walking you'll trip over stuff however you walk, I say this as an expert in walking, having done it every day for 40 years, how much walking experience do you have kid ?

>>127659629
Degenerate scum.

>>127660382
I honestly think he thought I was gay or too nerdy. It's just all so depressing man, my entire family is alpha and I'm just the black sheep cuck.

Oh well enough blogposting, hope you live a nice life aussiebro.

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>>127652387
I LIFT 60 TIMES PER DAY. BENCH OVER 9000 DEADLIFT OVER 6000000 PL8S M8 I THROW FAGS ONTO BUILDINGS GIT GUD

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>>127657411
Yes. Based Vince is a true alpha male. You should try to imitate his strut sometime. You will feel your testosterone levels start to rise.

>>127660597
Not as much as you but I still manage to look straight ahead and be fine. You do know that you can see any obstacles in advance if you look forwards right?

>>127659465
>can we find out how to become alpha in these easy steps?

Sure, it's easy.

Step 1: Stop jews from putting estrogen shit in the fucking water.

Step 2: Stop jews from putting estrogen shit in all of the food.

Step 3: Stop jews from using the department of education to feminize male goy children.

Step 4: Stop jews from using media monopoly to brainwash kids.

IT's not complicated, people.

>>127652168
by getting drumpf a manly body. Nobody can accept drumpf as an alpha with that saggy body.

Join the Navy and do basic training. I have been in the navy for a little over 11 years. I went from being a BETA to being a complete asshole. I make eye contact with people when I am walking, I have no trouble talking to strangers. I can speak in front of crowds. I tell people when things are bugging me. I have no problem yelling at people to get out of my way. And most of all, I have no problem with women. Im not good looking and I am only 5' 8" tall. Its all in how you present yourself.

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>>127654681

Fuck you faggot, that Norse motherfucker is doing God's work

>>127652168
>hair seems to overreact to wind
>too polite
>walks too fast
>passing slow walkers

those have absolutely nothing to do with being "the virgin walk."

The only way to be Alpha is to walk slowly, bump into the passers you create by walking slow and make sure to wear hair product so those passers don't notice your hair moving in the wind? That's some insecure beta male behavior right there.

>>127653028
underrated. this was funny as fuck, anon

>>127661405
Maybe, I've been thinking of taking a gap year and joining the Swiss army (I hold a swiss passport) but my Dad is against it.

>>127652168
Holy Crap, That is thoroughly analyzed.

>>127654374
thanks

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>>127656914
i'm' in Physical Therapy right now, and it's helping a lot. I suggest you look into it. Your shoulders need to be back and down and you need to not activate the muscles of the tops of your shoulders. This is very difficult to do, but guided, you can do some exercises to activate those muscles you're currently neglecting in order to have proper posture

>>127652168
for one we can stop making retarded infographics that make them hyper conscious of every single little aspect of how they fucking walk

>>127664874
How can you achieve to not sit in position 1 if youre sitting for longer than 5 minutes i mean it just gets uncomfortable af

Is it actually dangerous to take test if you've never regularly lifted or is that anti male (((lies)))?

t. fairly strong but out of shape mid 20s guy

>>127665954
You just have to work at it. Once you do it long enough it becomes natural and it doesn't bother your body. Same thing with standing posture. Feels like a huge drain on back muscles and skeleton to stand up straight but if you stay with it for a few days it will become comfortable. It will eventually become unnatural and uncomfortable to slouch.

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>>127666506

>>127666864
kek this is me

>>127665425

But they're hilarious and anyone with half a brain will realize that stuff like OP's image has nothing to do with being a virgin and everything to do with having literal autism. I mean, look at this shit:

>Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing

If that's not autism then I don't know what is.

look into things yourself, dont buy into media bullshit
Lift every day
look people in the eye and have a firm handshake

>>127652168
Anyone else almost always look up towards the sky when they walk? It's my default gaze position when I'm thinking.

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>>127667399
Nice

>>127652168
>How do we get bluepilled white beta males (me) to raise their self esteem and turn into redpilled alphas (you guys)?

kek, and kek again.

Red-pilled? Alpha? On a faggoty image board invented by a 15-year-old KikeBoi so he could find other faggots to trade Chinese cartoony pics with?

KYS.

Twice.

>>127652168
assuming you're a virgin: fuck one or more fat nigresses and then dump them. that's what I did, it worked out amazingly. got me over my virginity complex at 24 and despite being easy as fuck, improved my self-esteem considerably.

then, after that, buy some new clothes that actually fit you well. you don't have to look like a faggot, but get some pants and shirts that fit better than your loose jeans and hoodies. I never realized this until I got better-fitting clothes but: you feel *good* when you are dressed well, I can't even describe it.

>>127652168
There's nothing wrong with affording people enough space and walking quickly. KYS

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>>127652168
>>127652168

holy fugg this looks just like this AI coder guy:
https://twitter.com/RedHatNews/status/848899328198549505

ah haha

>>127652168
Are you following me?

>>127653203
this

Hehe, I cover some of these but I (like to) think that's because I'm 6'5.

>>127669312
You're just that weird lanky dude, sorry to inform. Though if I were significantly higher than most people I'd probably have some issues mantaining a straight posture too, but a tall dude who has no issue with owning up to his lenght is baller as fuck, so straighten up your posture my dude, with your height you'll probably feel like a king or something.

>>127653350
Last time I went to London a black dude with a thick British accent did the same to me.

work out, get a job, buy a gun. its really that easy.

>>127653590
>perpetually in contrapposto

fuck this got me

I'm in medical school so i'm just tired.... Leave me alone
Except for the head tipped forward and slouched back, good posture

t.Second year, help

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>>127653590

>Tiny beetle like stride

Fuckin kek

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>>127653590
Holy fuck kek

>>127652168
>secretly hates when people walk slowly when side by side

fuck off, im no autist and this shit makes my blood boil, even the most chad of chads hates it when two cunts are making a wall like structure as they talk walking down the hall way. The worst part is you can't even walk past them because you get blocked by the oncoming traffic on the other side of the hallway.

>>127672911
Just get uncomfortably close to them until they let you pass.
Fucking normies make my blood boil.

I am bowlegged and often i walk putting my feet on the outside
Help me /pol/

>>127652168
>forward head posture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTV6UCh-yhs

Damnit, I thought I was alpha.

>>127653383
You could have just googled the answer.

>>127652168
thats how i walk and i get sick roots m8

>>127652565
holy fuck you americunts put too much thought into this beta/alpha thing. this is not how life works at all. have a drink, meet a girl, if shes nice and talks to you, fuck her. its simple. most of the time they go for you first anyway. how fucking desperate can you be?

idiots.

protip: start drawing or doing something artistic. it makes the bitches get wet.

>>127652565
>pushes mongo

no wonder he's a fucking beta

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>>127653590
Well fucking done

>>127673540
buy a horse maybe ?

>>127677260
>protip: start drawing or doing something artistic. it makes the bitches get wet.
Wet as they piss themselves laughing at what a dag you are m8

>>127652168
>Needs to pass anyone walking slower than him
>beta
Am I being tricked?

Back in the day, we would stuff them in fucking lockers and they either fought back, which we respected then left them alone or they just kept getting their ass stuffed in lockers.

Bullying works. It's natural.

>>127655709
>Barbados
>watch star Barbares
litterally wtf?

>>127653383
>t. newfag

It's a Finnish thing, sort of means regards or from. When I greentext it, I'm mocking you. Basically, I'm telling you that your post is from a fucking newfag that should lurk more.

If you were a leaf it would be
>t. leaf

If you were an aussie it would be
>t. abo

>>127678559
>t. reddit spacer

>>127652168
>hair seems to overreact to wind
what does that even mean?....like is that a bad thing lmao

>>127652168
Drugs did it for me. Shrooms, specifically.

>>127679092
it's an image designed to damage the self esteem of the reader because of the silly random stuff that might get you "on the list" and associated with this negative behavior

>>127654681
He's doing good work and if I was a mod I would probably be okay with it.

>>127652168
If you have to ask, you were never cut out for it to begin with.

>>127652387

Lifting is a meme. Useless for manlets like me. Confidence and a good job are the only aspects to consider.

>>127652778
Headphones and ear buds imply poverty. Unless you are out jogging, why don't you listen to music in your car? I have no need for an iPod because I am not some bitch that has to walk long distances to the nearest connecting bus stop.

>>127679092
>what does that even mean?....like is that a bad thing lmao
It sounds as if you might be the kind of guy who has 'fussy' hair, am I right in thinking that ?

>>127680073
HEY YEAH.....w-what's wrong with that?

I'm not going to gel my hair like a fuckin homo

>>127680073
It would kinda mean most long haired women are virgins... kek

>>127653350
European ant people are apparently too focused on toiling for the Hive to recognize other drones. Simply acknowledging another person's existence can do a lot to brighten their day. I worked at a gas station for years and on a lot of occasions I really helped people get over a bad day just by talking to them. When you aren't an autistic bong, it's actually quite enjoyable to hear about a stranger's day.

>>127680255
>gel
Is it fucking 1993?

>>127652168
Teach them how to shoot, make them listen to good (read: White) music, get them on /pol/.

>>127653851
This. You mother fuckers need to be shown the ropes.

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>>127680429
now yall are guessing my the year i was born too. this shit is getting to scary pham.

what do you put in your hair leaf?

>>127654096
Kek

>>127680518
The blood of baby niggers.

>>127655060
We're literally too busy doing kick ass shit to care.

>>127652565
why do they assume 4chan writes in 2004 MSN lingo?

>so many leaves in this thread

what the fuck?

>>127661405
The Canadian Forces makes you guys all pretty much the same personality. I know a few of your lads in all of the services and you do the same shit. A buddy of mine that was in the Army gets hyper aggressive about eye contact and taps me on the shoulder if I ever get distracted by something. I just assumed that shit was drilled into you guys because of your hilarious culture.

>>127671361
He's Dutch. They're all that weird lanky dude.

>>127652657
You are doing a nice job here anon