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KEK.
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>Junker's signature
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>>127650479
Trumps signature looks like retard scribble.
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What's wrong with her signature?

looks arab?
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>>127650836
Na it's pretty aesthetic. Coming from someone who get's called a shill
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>>127650836
Its sharp and compact

I like it
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>>127651672
It looks like Bart Simpsons hair.
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is this how people actually sign shit?

my signature is legible. it's not fancy or abstract, it's just my first + last name in cursive writing with slightly bigger first-letters and slightly longer strokes

1) paolo looks like OR fille'
2) what the fuck is drompfs?
3) fSmmauul Jocuc?
4) Arue RuEe?
5) mamashiba
6) UCuuucJoMe??
7) Ra z
8) Donolol Tuna
9) J
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Trump's signature looks more like Ammthumf
Probably he had problems holding the pen with his small baby hands
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>>127650836
Those are strong fast strokes, that's how you do a signature confidently. Not surprised that you didn't get that.
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itt: Trumpfags trying to make a childish scribble into something else
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>>127651993
That's more like retard with a crayon goes up and down.
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>>127650479
>Juncker
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>>127650770
it's a lower case sigma...for some reason?
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The more often you sign shit the less you care what it looks like. Notice how the least experienced have the best penmanship.
>trudeau
>Macron
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>>127650479
Nice signatures
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>>127650479
Wtf, her signature has a fucking 9 in it and looks like something cute hamas girls would have written on their lesbian boxing gym sweatbands.
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>>127651872
>my signature is legible. it's not fancy or abstract, it's just my first + last name in cursive writing with slightly bigger first-letters and slightly longer strokes

It's not meant to be legible, it's meant to be distinct. If you're signing something your name is usually printed quite clearly elsewhere on the document.

Well done, now anyone with a half-decent knowledge of cursive can forge your signature.
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>>127650770
i like it
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Trudeau is basically 9th grade school girl tier.
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>>127650770
looks like my dad's
>literally just a scribble
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>>127652685
>canada was a failure before it was even canada
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>>127652685
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>127650770
alpha as fuck
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>>127650479
>no one noticing that at a quick glance Justin Trudeau's signature looks like its in Arabic
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>>127650479

I can't tell it Abe's is stylized or not.

Also wtf Juncker, how many billions of funnymoney's gone missing in your care over that signature?
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>>127652685
Makes me laugh every time
Canadians are truly revolutionary in the art of shitposting
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>>127650770
That's what happens when you sign hundreds of documents a day.
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I personally have a very distinct signature, then I add a small flourish underneath if the flourish isn't there it's not my signature.
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>>127651872
>a fucking leaf doesn't know what a signature is

Not surprised. Fucking leafs
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>>127652997
Looks feminine. Kinda like that girl in school who would circle the dots of her i's
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>>127650479
>Trundeau and Macron faggy as signatures
Fucking frogs.
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Trudeau's signature a CUTE
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>>127652685
LEAFED.jp
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>>127650770
>ct signature, the
Looks like the pencil broke right as he was getting into it.
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Trudeau and Macrons signatures are very effeminate
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>>127650479
The Don's signature is the best. Looks like he had a stroke.
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>>127650479
trudeu is a cuck but his sig is pretty sick
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>>127653463
Fag
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>>127652884
>>127652894
>>127653075
>>127653348
>>127652685
>You will never be this alpha
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>>127653463
Rate my signature
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>>127653445
>The Don's signature is the best. Looks like he had a stroke
considering the way he rules the USofA that might be a real possibility
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r8 mine

also, guess the name
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>Merkel's Signature is literally

t. "Allahu Akbar"

mfw no face
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Why does Trudeau look like an ISIS flag?
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>>127653507
fuck off poland
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>>127650479
How many fucking documents is Juncker signing everyday for his signature to look like that.
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>>127650479
>angela twerk

kek.
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>>127650479
If you take Merkel's signature and flip it horizontally, it looks like arabic.

Also, Trump's is the most alpha, but Trudeau's is the most aesthetic, in a sissy caligraphy sort of way.
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Rate my signature /pol/
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>>127651876
>Merkels literally has a fucking 9 in it
"Drumptards btfo yet again his signature is illegible just like every other one on the fucking page..."
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>>127653580
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>>127650836
Dolan glumpfs signature is Russian cursive. Look it up
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>>127650479
>Juncker
alpha as fugg
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>>127650479

Jean-Claude didn't want to come to school today :(
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>>127653810
>If you take Merkel's signature and flip it horizontally, it looks like arabic.

her signature is literally"Allahu akbar"
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>>127653810
>If you take Merkel's signature and flip it horizontally, it looks like arabic.

if someone takes you and flips you horizontally, you probably still look like an arsehole
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>>127653695
DELET THIS
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>>127650836
>Flag
>American
Of course a burger would think that
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>>127653086
this. when I was young I was always wondering signatures of the older people. 10 years later, I understand why
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>>127650479
last signature is the best
i just draw cool face emoji
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>>127650479
Juncker's signature is literally like mine. Squiggle signature master race.
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>>127654006
Someone shop his sig on the flag for me
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>>127650479
Donald's signature always leaves me confused. I don't think it says Donald trump. Trudeau's signature is beautiful, as much as I hate the guy as a person I have to admit it he's perfect
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>>127653771

Thousands probably. EU over regulates the absolute fuck out of everything.
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>>127650479
Will Donald Tusk Make the European Council Great Again?
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>>127653677
Bane?
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Holy shit Justin learned how to write arabic
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>>127652685

literally shitposted the instrument of surrender for ww2
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>>127654008
Man, you trumpettes even defend his retard signature, nice job Vlad.
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>>127654202
His handwriting is literally Arabic script. Fuck off shill
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>>127653677
Tom
Is that you Touchdown Tommy?
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>>127654297
it's an actual name, but as a signature and not truly legible
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>>127650479

May's signature, though.
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>>127652685
Alpha as fuck!
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>>127654419
they also lube themselves up each day, in case their hero might visit them to thank them for their support by penetrating their asses
Which he literally already does already every day by the way he "rules"
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>>127650479
Why'd she write hers in arabic?
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>>127653965
t. Merkel
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>Donald Tusk

W E W
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Trump's signature is powerful as FUCK. My weak lazy signature pales in comparison.
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>>127652685
How can ausies even compete against this shitpost
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>>127654637
>krauts think this is bantz
wewlad. Put achmed on the keyboard at least he knows how to shit talk.
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>>127650770
>sign so many documents a day your signature is just the first letter of your name

Dunno if I could do that without killing myself
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>>127654202
>Donald's signature always leaves me confused. I don't think it says Donald trump.

Dont worry it doesn't. Quite literally a lazy ass bunch of squiggly lines with a few big letter looking things to shittly hide the fact that its a bunch of squiggly lines.

Like whatever as long as its distinct i guess.
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>>127653844
Hello, Aagutlio.
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>>127654754
>so powerful he needed a golf cart on a walking tour, as everyone else walked.
Wew
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Junker drew a noose
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>>127650479
so we all agree that junkers signature wins right?

ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>127654974
>being this mad at someone's signature
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>>127654937
lol
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>>127655117
>defending so hard, Vlad appreciates the effort
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>>127650479
Am I the only one triggered that this isn't on some sort of cardstock? I mean Jesus Christ half the leaders of the free world signed it and you can read right through the fucking page
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>>127654419
But his signature has two loops!!!!
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>>127655221
>Say the American President's signature is ok.
>Somehow Putin is involved.
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>>127655221
how's that impeachment process going, soymale?
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>>127650479
THEY ALL SUCK AT SIGNATURES JUST YOU ALL WAIT LITERALLY MY SIGNATURE IS THE SAME UPSIDE DOWN AND UP AND IM YIN AND YANG AS WELL GOD OF ALL HUMANS
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>>127651872
its not suppose to be legible, you know that right? in most things you're signing your actual name is usually printed right next to it... even in aforementioned document this is true, your signature is suppose to have some artistic distinction because it should be unique to you
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>>127650479
Is Trudeau purposely trying to blend with arabic?
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>>127650770
Analphabet
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>>127655541
Trump derangement syndrome is so glorious. A punishment 8 years in the making. God is good.
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>>127655541
>don't like Trump
>must be a lib
Being this fucking thick.
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>>127656058
>sides with the left, rejects our first nationalist president
>I-I'M RIGHT WING I SWEAR. SEE? I HATE TAXES AND POOR PEOPLE. BUT OPEN THE BORDERS.TNX
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>>127650479
Shinzo Abes signature looks like he's doing math.
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>>127653820
Why would a bum ass mexican need a nice signature? it's not like a single one of you people would respect any binding document
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Only Tusk's is readable. Merkel's, Trudeau's and Gentlioni's make me ???

Juncker is based as fuck
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>>127656273
Wow, there is nothing to say to all this ignorance.
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>>127650770
I know this from somewhere!
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>>127654637
is this that famous German wit?
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Nuke this reddit thread.
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>>127656324
Maybe to sign the deportation documents?
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>>127656588
>those digits
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>>127655769
>Fucking Juncker
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>>127650479
>Trump one looks like someone having a seizure with a pen in his hand.
>Macron fucking 80s minimalism shit. "Hey I just launched a start-up" guy. Cancer tier.
>Merkel first name looks like " Cucked ".
>Trudeau is cancer but his signature is top tier classic european style. Guys saying " effeminate " proves they don't know shit and are probably rednecks.
>Donald Tusk one looks like a child asked to write his name for the first time. Oh he's polish. Everything's explained.
>Junckner not even trying.

t. Signature pro
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>>127653580
Rate this
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>>127650479
>trudeau
>straight
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>>127657543
fug
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Is it too late to change my signature at age 26? This thread made me realize that a signature doesn't have to be legible
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>>127652685
>leafposting before 4chan
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>>127657543
Whose mother?
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>>127657844
It's possible, but it will take practice.

>>127657543
Fuck you, anon.
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>>127657945
you tell me, femanon
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>>127657543
Stay safe, anons
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>>127650479
Her signature looks like "cuck halal," What did she mean by this?
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>>127650479
Alpha checking in to this EBIN honeypot
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>>127650479
So fucking bad... all of them.
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>>127657543
WHY
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>>127657577
seeing images of gay anal sex everywhere is a sign of latent homosexuality.
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>>127650479

Thats pretty much how I would expect Trudeau's Sig to look. Gay as possible.
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>>127660092
"everywhere"
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>>127650479

Jean Claude clearly does not give a fuck. He may as well of signed with an X
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>>127656451
>Intellectually haughty/snob
>Anti-Trump
>Unironically thinks Putin and Trump are bffs
>Jokes a pro-Trump anon is a Russian agent

>Still claims he's not a liberal
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>>127652685
Fuxking leafs


gotta ruin everything
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>>127650479
Cuckdeau's signature looks like a cock.
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>>127655117
This
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>>127660783
Juncker is a known alcoholist. Trust me I know how one looks like
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>>127650479
>trudeau's signature
legitimate psycho
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>>127661331
There's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic, I'm drunk 4-5 days a week that's just how men are supposed to live
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>>127650479
Justine, nice handwriting girl.
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>>127657543
What if I never finish reading these? What happens then?
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>>127651872
if people want your autograph you have to up your signature game
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>>127651872
Its meant to be distinct and unique to you.

The way your hand and wrist flow is very hard to mimic perfectly because its something you have developed through using your hands over the years and is unique to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ6PuQBsZ_M
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>>127651872
You have autism.
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>>127655339
TWWWOOOOOO LOOOOOOOPPPISSS??!!!
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I actually really like Trumps signature. Quick and effective. Powerful and masculine. Distict without being over the top. And you can clearly make out his name, that's an important factor in signatures that most people overlook. All in all a wonderful signature.
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>>127650479

Trudeau's is loopy and effeminate, just like I figured it would be.
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>>127650836
Show me your John hanCOCK
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>>127650479
lmao at everyone willingly giving up their signature over the internet y'all retarded
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>>127650770
Came here to post that. Kek. I'm making a 6 Gorgillion dollar check to myself from him now
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>>127655764
That isn't obvious knowledge you stupid fuck.
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rate my signature /pol/
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>>127662839
Joe/Autism
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>>127653139
this is exactly what I first noticed about that pic. Of all of them, Trudeau is clearly the one who has spent time practising making his signature as fancy as possible.
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>>127662839
You should make your national animal your signature
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>>127650479
figures Macron and Trudeau have the most effeminate signatures there

fucking faggots
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>>127662991
>all the european signatures are shit
>the north american signatures actually look nice
wew
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>>127652685
could they not just use another document? did they seriously not have any back ups of a document THAT important?

>New Zealand doesnt even get a line

I fucking hate Canada so much
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>>127663383
Shut the hell up kangaroo cunt
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if you use anything more than scribbly initials for your signature, you're literally a sociopath
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>>127656058
show me where in that post he even said the word liberal

go on I'll wait

being this fucking defensive about something no one even brought up sure doesnt look suspicious at all
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>>127663383
> did they seriously not have any back ups of a document THAT important?
Maybe the little things like that don't seem as important when you've just dropped a nuke on someone.
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>>127663537
suck a nigger
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>>127664162
>the little things

I wouldnt consider one of the documents ending ww2 a "little thing"
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>Trumps looks like a failed polygraph test.
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>>127650479
None of these world leaders can write apparently.
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>>127650770
Honestly not sure that alcoholic can even write, tbqh.
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>>127663269
Justin from Canada's signature, as has been mentioned, looks like a thirteen year old girl doodling in her maths class. Trump's doesn't actually look like writing, it looks like a four year old trying to draw grass.

I know I'm going to get a lot of shit for saying this, but I think Macron is the only one on there with a decent signature. Stylish, yet you can still mostly make out what the word is meant to be.

And what the fuck was Jean-Claude Juncker trying to do?
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>2017
>not using a monogram
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>>127664815
>yet you can still mostly make out what the word is meant to be.
>Bmmauwl Jove
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>>127650479
Did the pres of the european commission have a stroke, or was thar manlet intoxicated ?
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>>127664998
it's as legible as a signature is meant to be, i.e. only barely. You can make out the 'Emmanuel' part, and the rest is more impressionistic.

You know what, when you're on the internet defending Emmanuel Macron - no matter what the reason - it's probably time to go to bed.
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>>127650770
probably too drunk to write anything more complex
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>>127650479
Pointing out merkels and ignoring cuck boys flamboyantly gay sig.
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>>127665384
When I was taught how to sign a signature in elementary we used cursive letters, not whatever the fuck these random made up hieroglyphics are.
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>>127664519
>your signature should just be your name in cursive :D

Im so fucking sick of people who are actually this retarded
listen you stupid hipster nu-male faggots, unlike you some people actually have jobs that require them signing documents multiple times a day, not just once a week when their new Anal Annihilator(TM) dildo arrives, so if you're doing your signature 80+ times a day then having a bunch of swirls and loops and love hearts and shit is fucking pointless because it just gets in the way

not only that but if it is just your name in cursive then any faggot who knows cursive and is willing to spend an hour practising your handwriting style will be able to impersonate you, they could tell its a fake but only if you get some specialist handwriting autists from the FBI or some branch of the department of justice to have a look at your case


TL:DR - not everyone works at starbucks you fucking 12 year old, people have chosen to prioritise efficiency over looking like a fancy faggot
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>>127665960
>if it is just your name in cursive then any faggot who knows cursive and is willing to spend an hour practising your handwriting style will be able to impersonate you
As opposed to the five minutes it takes for Junker's squiggle?
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>>127650479
it is Arabic - I KNEW it - her daddy may have been a Lutheran pastor but she is a Muslim commie biytch
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>>127662626
Underrated
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I can write either very nicely or really crappy. It just depends on the day and if I am "thinking" about something else or not. If I am just going with the flow then it turns out really nice. A 4th-grade teacher recognized that my handwriting was horrible because my fingers couldn't keep up with my thoughts. She told my parents if I learned to write in calligraphy it would help me out a lot. I spent a year doing that after school.
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>>127664519
That is not an uppercase cursive T. All of these look like some dumbed down version of the cursive I learned as a kid.
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>>127665960
>simple as fuck fingerpaint signature
>harder to forge than full name in cursive
kys faggot
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>>127650479
Trudeau is such a girl - he was born before it as cool to transmorgify
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>>127651993
>that's how you do a signature confidently
how insecure are you that you need to do your signature "confidently" hahaha
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>is Junker fucking serious?
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>>127651872
> 7) Ra z

Raz al'Ghul?
UUUU
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>>127667278
How insecure are you that you need to criticize anything even remotely trump related under the sun
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>>127650479
Trudeau's is actually kind of neat
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>>127650479
So why do you think Juncker did this? Is this the most alpha signature possible? He just doesn't give a fuck.
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>>127650836
It's just a bunch of triangles
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>>127666812
Mandela effect

>>127665960
Then they can't validate the validity of the person who signed it. If you want to be a lazy faggot fine but don't expect normal people not to look down upon your pathetic uneducated ass
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>>127668640
I wasn't criticizing Trump, I was asking how insecure you are for thinking a signature has anything to do with confidence. If one is confident one doesn't give a fuck what others think about one's signature m8.
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I didn't know you could sign in Kanji like that.
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>>127650479
You can see that Trudeau clearly is the biggest faggot out of all of them he even outdoes the women in soft loops.
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>>127656324
Top fucking kek because it's true
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>>127652685
TRUTH NORTH STRONG AND FREE
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>>127650836
It's in sutterlin script
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>>127650479
Op is a faggot.

I literally made the same thread yesterday word for word and you reposted.

Go back to plebbit you newfag
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>>127650479
rate my sig
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>>127650479
The prime minister of Italy is left handed.

Neat.
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>>127650479
>Juncker

Fuck it, I'm doing this from now on.
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>>127669988
How can you tell?
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>>127668833

Agreed. It's beautiful. I still hate the garbage spewing from his facehole but his signature is practiced and sweeping.
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>>127650479
Tough guy Macron's signature is the most girly.
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>>127668833
>>127670328
see
>>127669513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5EdTa9y08
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>>127670170
His letters are pushed, not pulled. Note the double L and the tilt.
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>>127665960
this.
My signature used to be my name in cursive written neatly, then I got a job that required me signing several things daily. My signature quickly turned into a quick scribble which is much harder forge. The faster you write your sig, that harder it is to replicate.
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>>127650479
Even Canada guy Justin's signature looks faggy.
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>>127670508
That don't make sense
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>>127650836
The problem is you Millennial fags can't read or right in cursive.
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>>127669988
how can you tell?
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>>127662810
Yes it is obvious knowledge because you're a goddamn idiot if you think it's a good idea to have a simple, easy-to-forge signature.
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>>127650479

Jean-Claude was drunk, as always.
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>>127651209
looks mudslime af fuck muslim niggers i predict a big news muslim shooting in texas soon
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>>127662810
you're right it isnt obvious knowledge

its common fucking sense
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>>127670630
You "don't can't no't dindu'd" grammar.

The hand you use determines how you hold and let off while writing. I can't judge Shinzo but he seems right handed also, based on the let off.
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>>127650479
only cool thing about Trudeau is his signature.
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>>127650770
mines like that too.
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>>127671283
Sounds like fake crap to me
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>>127671307
I hate to admit it, but that's a sweet fucking signature.
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>>127650479
Trump has a typical SS Hauptsturmführer writing - like
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>>127670847
See
>>127671283
>>
I don't understand trump's signature, it looks like he did a normal illegible signature and then scribbled over it, like you would scratch out a mistake
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>>127650479
>Juncker barely manages an 'x'
Seems about right
>Trudeau's is flamboyant and has feminine curves
Also seems to fit
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>>127653820
it`s a classical nigger wants to be doctor writing
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>>127671553

That's because you're an idiot. Unfortunately, there is no cure. All you can do is manage the symptoms.

You're going to have to cut down on posting stupid things on the internet.
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>ITT 151 people spend 4 hours making fun of other peoples handwriting

what the fuck are we doing with our lives?
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>>127652997
That's an exquisite signature my man, don't be a hater.
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>>127650479
Just look at Macron and Justin's signatures. It's obvious they don't use them frequently, the contrary for Trump and Juncker
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>>127650479
Drumpfs signature is the worst. Looks like a two year old made it

Oh wait! A two year old DID make it, his name is DRUMPFH
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>>127657543
:^)
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>>127650479
lol, asian guy just crunches numbers for his sig
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>>127650479
I was going to make fun of Trumps than I saw juncker didn't even try.
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>>127657543
I'm not risking it.
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Donalds looks exhausted, like he's done it billions of times, poor guy works a lot.

Merkle's looks way in over her head, reminds me of my little sister, insecure, infantile, how the hell did she get power.

Trudeau as much as I hate to admit it grabbed my eye as the most comfortable, given he grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth it makes sense he would put finesse in his signature or art.

Juncker looks like someone quickly grabbed him and threw him in the convoy as he set the pen to the paper - maybe the perimeter was compromised... honsetly idk how peoples sign things like that... chicken scratch.
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>>127673355
Juncker's is pretty fucking aesthetic
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>>127650479
Reminder that Justin Trudeau's signature is goatse
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>>127650479
Why is Trump's signature the most autistic looking and Trudeau's the sexiest? What can this mean about current world politics?
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>>127670630
It actually does since we write left to right, lefties would go unnoticed in arabic or any language written from right to left or maybe i'm drunk.
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>>127673610
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>>127673610
No it's not, but we now know what's dominant in your homosexual imagination, anon. Keep drawing those goatse's everywhere in your life.
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>>127672090
Anyone can write anyway they want
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>>127673773
No you're just a dumb spic
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>>127674052
Pajeet go fuck your sister.
POO
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>>127650479
Merkel looks illiterate and Juncker is a lazy fuck his shit looks more like a chingchong symbol than Abe's.
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>>127674681
I don't live in Brampton, I see maybe one Indian a week
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>>127673610
>goatse
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>>127663383
>hey one second we need a new copy since canada fucked up
>DISHONABRU!

and the war is back on just like that because of canada being fucking stupid
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>>127650479
>Trump's signature looks like a fucking wall
Based American golden lion
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>>127664857
JEB!
>>
>>127657543
Disgusting
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> Drumphs looks retarded

Look at your 'scrip the next time a Doctor give you some pills you silly faggots.
>>
>>127650479
>Juncker

also Macron's sig looks like a cartoonist's
>>
>>127657543
Don't talk about my mamma boy
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>>127653820
that's pretty awesome actually
>>
Mine is just a B with some scribbling after.
>>
>>127653047
It's the kanji for shinzo Abe I believe
>>
>>127650479
>Donald Trump signature looks like russian cursive
Haйc
>>
>>127650479
lol juncker is so retarded he just put an x.
>>
>>127678214
>signature looks like russian cursive
FUCK OFF RUSSIA QUIT HACKING SIGNATURES
>>
>>127650479
juncker's is highest level and most elegant, trump's is good, trudeau is trying too much as always, merkel's looks very girly
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>>127668833
>trudeau's is kind of neat
> digiiiiiiiits

w-what does it mean, anon?
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>>127651872
>5) mamashiba
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>>127650479
President of the european signature looks like the simbol my teachers used to make when i made a mistake on my school tests
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>>127650479
Juncker is cute!
>>
Trumps sig. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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>>127652685
Kek. Leafs.
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>>127653380
>signing anything with a pencil

Are you 5?
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>>127657543
That's the most average writing style I've ever seen. God damn it anon.
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Guess who
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>>127650770
Faggit copied an alex jones 1 of 1 original.
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>>127678734
Fugging saved, mañana drumpf is going to be exposed as the pseudo nazi he is.
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>>127657543
kys faggot
>>
>>127650479
I just realized... Trudeau's signature looks like a fucking Goatse. Holy shit.
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>>127671146
In all my years of living have I not once been told that. I always thought that it was cursive, but the difference lies in the fine penmanship of the cursive letters.

Parents should start teaching their kids this.
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>>127652685
W-what? But the napkin was already taken!
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>>127657543
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>>127657543
Banned
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>>127650479
I'm not sure about the Nippon fellow, but the rest having really shitty penmanship.
Then again, I taught myself calligraphy, and had legibility drummed into my brain during drafting classes.
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>>127657543

nigger
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>>127652685
Stalin had the best signature.

Fuck Canada
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>>127650479
Merkel's looks like Isis, and Twink Trudeau has a complete faggot signature as expected.
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>>127680060
It's not about caligraphy (although many people do think that).
It's about unique strokes that only YOU can do.
>>
>>127650479
The fuck is Trudeau's signature? What an absolute faggot.
>>
Justin Trudeau's signature is maybe the most self-inflatuatory thing I've ever seen. What a con fuck.
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>>127651872
>everyone else makes funny signatures
>i'm the one doing it right, everyone else is doing it wrong
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>>127650479
I bet Abe-san had to sit at home and practice his 'signature' the night before and decided he would just write his name messy.
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>>127680264
You can't even stroke your dick uniquely, what makes you think any other stroke you make is unique.
>>
>>127650479
Why is Trudeau's a fucking butterfly?
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>>127653820
Looks good Luis.
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>>127657577
It reminds me of the New Sweden Flag, but with the Canadian bacon.
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>>127680215
Justin from Canada's signature literally looks like a cock about to be forced between a pair of clenched buttcheeks... Why does real life have to be this way?
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>>127652685
you fucking leaves are morons
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>>127657543
fuck
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>>127656588
>Those digits
>That post
>That image
8^)
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>>127681033
God damnit, Justin!
>>127657577
bah, beat me to it.
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>>127679583
W-what did you think signatures were for? Why did you think your parents had to "sign" your school trip documents, and you had to sign any legally binding documents of import instead of writing your own name? What did you think the concept of "forging one's signature" came from, or "signature dish"?
>>
>>127651876
Merkel has perfect hands,unfortunately they were wrapped around muhammeds dick when she was signing.
How's it feel to have your whole cucked country being gang raped by muslims because you elected a woman? Rhetorical,I know you like it,bitch.
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>>127654974
Hes 15 years older than everyone on that tour
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>>127681387
Hahaha
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>>127681387
This guy is such a fucking fairy puppet he probably floats 2 inches off the ground at all times.
>>
>>127650479
WTF IS ABE'S SIGNATURE???? It looks like asian or some shit!!
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>>127650479
>tfw have a shitty boring signature in cursive since my hands are shaky and I can't write two things exactly the same to save my life
How do I stop being a shit /pol/?
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>>127658119
idk it says "her mother" not "your mother"
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>>127652685
kek
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>>127657543
Darn it
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>>127652685
hahahaha
>>
>>127662839
Your parents named you Won. Sorry dude.
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>>127664857
>sign immigration form with arabic looking scribbles
>come with me sir
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>>127653463
fag
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>>127657577
Straight as a fucking rainbow!
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>>127666812
that's because there *are* different cursive writing styles. My brother's is fucking illegible, but kits still a distinct and valid style of its own.
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>>127671144
whoa witnessed
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>>127669988
these digits! wasted tho
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>>127653684
I was looking to see if anyone recognized that. I only know what allah looks like in arapic.
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>>127653771
It looks like the drawing Alex Jones did sometime ago.
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>>127650479
Leafo Supremo looks like some Disney level script. Very aesthetic.
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>>127679583
are americans actually this retarded?
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