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Lawyers of /pol/ - help needed! 2017-05-29 11:42:54 Post No. 127643382
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So I print the long Memorial Day weekend at my uncles farm. I enjoy seeing them whenever possible and there is always tons of food and music.
They live on an urban farm where they sell fresh milk to disadvantaged Puerto Rican's.
Long story short, I had way way way too much to drink and ended up kissing my adult male cousin on the mouth while he fondled my genitals. We had intercourse while drunk and we clearly aren't gay. It was just a prank and he doesn't remember anything.
My state has anti-Incest laws, could I be looking at significant jail time?
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>>127643382
https://youtu.be/128g8yJI65w
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>>127644591
This isn't helpful.
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You deserve it you degenerate faggot.
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>>127643382
State assistant attorney general here, you are looking at a minimum of 5 years behind bars.
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>>127643382
Does anybody know about this?
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>>127643382
Pretend it never happened, also sort yourself out. I think the best solution for you are to start out by cleaning your room, slaying the dragon, and rescuing your father from the whale.
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Drunk prank... whatever deed. How many times have you prank sucked a dick now?
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>>127643382
im not here to entertain your larping or homoerotic fantasies (you) faggot
in any case you dont need help you need to step into an oven
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>>127643382
Life in Prison in Michigan. 20 years in Arkansas.
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>>127643382
Im currently in Puerto Rico on business. Which part of the island are you on so I can avoid you?
Side note: The women are smoking hot. What's the probability of getting aids from one?
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>>127643382
>farm
>>127643382
>Long story short, I had way way way too much to drink and ended up kissing my adult male cousin on the mouth while he fondled my genitals. We had intercourse while drunk
Turn this into a script and send it to Hollywood. They'll eat it up and you'll make mad cash.
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>>127643382
So, who took it up the ass?
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>>127647261
Go fuck yourself degenerate shitskin
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