/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER - Nigs At Night Soon Edition

Bumping in the name of Robert.

This could be a comfy thread.

A little early man...

>>127641658

I'll try to keep it bumped. The board has been flooded with complete garbage all day.

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>>127640568
Thank you, Robert. Gonna bump hard here for a bit because we're pretty far down. Help out, other Roberts, if you can.

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Bumping.

catch your breath? what did I miss

>>127642042
>>127642302


It's been domestics all day and nigs are going wild with baseball bats for whatever reason.

>two more domestic calls just now

>>127642546
Seems like he was chasing someone with the gun. Details, anyone?

>>127642713

I didn't catch it.

>underage drinking

kek why even call it in?

>>127642713
think I heard suspect in custody and dispatch trying to sort it out

Bump for Roberts

It's been busy all day. The highlight is 3 Male Blacks shooting at random passing cars about 6 hours ago.

>>127642895
>kek why even call it in?
Robert is doing everything by the book. This is the only way he can fight nog chaos.

hispanic with a gun in the backyard

>>127643441

I was looking at Back of the Yards on google maps. When did Chicago turn into Spic City?

Hey, I'm new to /cpd/ and I started listening to it last night, but I have a question, I don't know if it gets asked a lot, or if Im just dumb but I couldnt find much explanation in the op or anywhere else.

How do I understand what's going on? I looked at the bearcat1 codes site, but it often lists multiple meanings under the same number for different areas or units in chicago, how am I supposed to know where Im listening to, or what numbers are the correct ones?
Otherwise general explanation needed please, I constantly hear different numbers, often multiple numbers in sequence and it confuses me if they even mean anything at all. I just have no idea whats going on, sorry.

If someone can help me that would be much appreciated

>>127643666
when even the blacks started moving out

Memorial Day

1:45a 4500 S Pulaski, Archer Heights, M/21
1:45a 4500 S Pulaski, Archer Heights, M/22
2:45a I57 & 115th, Morgan Park, M/?
2:45a I57 & 115th, Morgan Park, M/?
>11:00a 2900 S State, Douglas, F/25 - Homicide
1:25p 1900 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/42
>1:35p 1700 N Narragansett, Austin, M/52 - Homicide
2:45p 4300 S Parnell, New City, M/41
4:55p 6200 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, F/24

Two dead today.

>>127643788

I don't really bother with the codes too much, you'll learn some over time. It's really just the descriptions of general niggerdom I listen for i.e.
>man laying in the street and refuses to get up
>he appears to be intoxicated

>Man has been yelling for tor the last two hours

>>127643788
you kinda have to just go with the flow. I haven't bothered with the codes. I just listen to the narrative they give because I doubt there is a number code for black male on the forth floor fire escape jerking it.

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hold back the night roberts

>Sex offender suspected of drug use, possesses a bike
Wut?

>>127644496
Bikes are prized items in Chicago

>>127643666
Hispanics have been in Back of the Yards for a very long time, going back to 1915 or something like that. Great article here: https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicagos-back-yards-new-generation-immigrants-fights-old-turf-wars-deadlier-weapons-090030104.html

>Please watch your keys

It's time.

>>127644496
>possesses a bike

I heard that too. That nigger is going to get the book thrown at him.

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Bumping.

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You guys might like this one:

https://clyp.it/tnlltgfg

reporting in, this channel comes alight around this time

thats big ten fo robert

>female laying on the street
>2 young female blacks just stole 4 cases of huggies

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>someone has placed a bomb in the store

Dispatch didn't sound too concerned.

>>127645716
Greetings, Aus-bro.

>>127645830

Wtf is with people laying in the street. Every night there is a at least one call of someone laying in the street and refusing to move.

>mentally ill son has been drinking, trying to fight mom and dad

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>>127645888
>like niggers could figure out how to work a bomb.

>male in his 50s laying on the ground wearing raggedy jeans, has a shopping cart next to him
>homeless male passed out on the corner

>homeless man passed out on corner outside Trump (tower?)
>not sure if alive or dead

>>127645924
so many NIGGAS !!

that poor Robert always battling his adversary male black

>>127645441
>https://clyp.it/tnlltgfg
that was pretty funny

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Keys checked.

Real robert nigger hunter hours what will male black do tonight

>"firing inside location, there are disabled people inside"

Check your keys robert

>>127646645
well, already 7 shit adn another 3 dead today from shootings according to heyjackass, maybe at least 2 more homicides is my bet and at least 5 more wounded.

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>>127646368
They are an interesting breed.

Stove fire nigga be cooking crack

>assault in progress, arguing over a parking space
>Gerald says his daughter is beating his granddaughter

Hahahahahshsh bicycl3 squad. Gaaaaaaaay

>Robert
>on Bikes today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g59o1Cpp6L8

>male wearing star wars hoodie grabbed female's breasts

>Breast grabbing male black

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>>127647160

You know what's better than parking down the street? Going to jail.

ZONE4 YALL

shits about to get real

>Star Wars hoodie Nigga grabbin' breasts

may be related to storm drain nigga

>>127640568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_berr4I1cic

>male driving a moped almost hit someone in the cross walk

>>127647484
wrong thread anon

Robert 34 ge5 your shittogether

>2 male blacks trying to aggressively sell candy bars

>black males aggressively selling candy bars
bet they are stolen too

>>127647418

What's happening?

>>127647911
Heard that too. What in the hell?

>>127647453
>storm drain nigga

i refuse to believe hes actually real. The Male Black is diabolical but not that diabolical

>>127648023
Its when a Trayvon or Mike Brown corner you and demand that you buy their candy bar for 20$.

Its a way for them to rob you (they act hyperaggressive and violent, implying you will get beat if you dont hand over the money) and give you a 25cent candy bar in return for your 20

>"...throwing bricks and looking for the caller's nephew"

>>127648238

At least you get a candy bar out of it.

dispatch is crackin'

So much fun on air.

tfw no funny dispatcher gf

Chiraq needs a happening

>2-5 shots fired in Zone 11

>>127648727

There's going to be some coonery when the sun sets.

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>>127648727
I'm still waiting for Great Chicago Fire 2.0; Electric Boogaloo

>Battery victim becoming aggressive, combatan

>these niggers are still hawking their candy bars

The victim of the battery was becoming aggressive and combattive

>aggressively selling candy bars
that's like the third call, dees nigga are out there hustlin'

dey out der

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>crowd of 60-70 people blocking traffic

>>127648844
>>127648988
>>127649055
>>127649077
In a row.

male black both been drinking

this one should be good

group of people shooting fireworks

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>>127649077
Dey jus' trine'a raise funds for they school trip to the Vatican next year.

>>127648988
will the entire north side be on fire this time?

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>>127649301
>people shooting fireworks
it's not even dark yet

>>127649229

That was impressive. Maybe there will be some extra special chimping.

>>127640568
Chifag here, don't see these threads often. Who is Robert?

>>127649519

>nog warts

lol

>>127646023

Most likely high as fuck, drunk or dead. Very seldom is it someone with a true medical condition.

I was sad when I heard one call for someone in the street refusing to move. An elderly man wandered into the street and was very confused. You could hear him in the background yelling at the cops "I don't know you, you can't tell me what to do, I am a veteran!!" Dispatch matched him to a call for a missing senior and his family came to get him. The man sounded so afraid. Strangely enough, he was found by the blocks drug dealer, he called it in and the cops let the drug dealer go because he stayed with the man until police got there. All this happened at 4am. I don't even want to think what could have happened to that elderly man at 4am in Chicago if the dealer hadn't stayed to help/watch over him.

>known to carry a knife
What do you have to do to get a reputation of being the Knife Guy?

>>127649519
This is always one of my favourites. Nogwarts School of Niggardry. My all-time favourite, though, is of that dumb nog who backed himself right across the street, and then turned his gun towards a pair of waiting Roberts, who promptly shot him dead. That is some satisfying shit.

>>127650213
Oh wow i love niggers now.

>>127650354


Once in a while a dealer does something good. Rare for Chicago

>>127650271
Multiple reports on you, of course.

Male Black shooting people at the park with a BB gun

>young male black shooting people with a BB gun in the park

>male black with a BB gun shootin' people in the park

must be open season

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>>127640568
Bump

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>>127650271

Always pull your knife at the slightest escalation. Pic semi related.

>>127650686
>>127650728
>>127650737
going to be Cleveland all over again, maybe this is the one that sparks the Chimp Out?

>>127649519
surprising accuracy.

>>127650728
>>127650737
Ironically BB guns are heavily restricted here yet I see faggots all the time running around with them.

>>127651203
>here

Are you in Cook County?

>>127651185
if only they were that accurate with guns
>male walked into McDs
>announced he has a gun
>is attempting to rob them

>Male robbing McDonalds, saying he has a gun

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Nigga with a gun threatening to rob McD's

>>127640568
All Chicago murders
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2017-chicago-murders

>>127651353
Yeah niggy, that's why I'm ITT. Nobody has answered my question about who Robert is.

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>>127651651

>>127651014
Fucking Cyrus (correct me on the name if necessary).

>>127651558
man I could go for a Whopper right now

>>127651651
"Robert" is codeword for officers on night shift

>Citizen needs a jack for flat tire

>>127651739
>>127651817
Thanks a lot. I see this thread is kicking off early considering it's dusk at best.

>theft in progress
>guy stealing liqueur in side CVS
I guess race is implied?

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>>127651455
>>127651558
They're not at all lovin it

Did anyone hear if they caught the Hispanic Nail Gun Gang from last night?

Synthwave and nigs running wild max comfy

>>127652418
What music station/channel are you listening to?

>>127647911
>>127648023
>>127648238
WE WUZ ENTREPRENEURS

>>127652365
>the CVSs stock liquor in Chicago

it all makes sense now

>2 shots fired at Carpenter

>Two shots fired

>>127650213
>>127650354
>>127650487

Chicago is a strange place.

A rare Male White appears!

>>127652553
they sell smokes too.

I like to get stoned and get comfy snd listen 5o r8bert tame these savages

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>>127652722
WHY IS A WHITE COMMITTING CRIMES THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

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>>127652418

Just got into 80's synth pop/synth wave.

>>127652527

I like FM-84 "Atlas" is probably my favorite album.

Pic related is my neon sign I'm making based on the cover art.

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>>127652548
Buy this candy, niqqa, or we gonna have problems

>>127652859
>WHITE
most of these "whites" are His-Panics

>8-10 kids climbing on the roof at school

>>127652976
Awww shit niglets bout to start firing off fireworks and/or real guns

>>127652939
why are their hands so horribly crippled and deformed?

>>127648023
Its a fairly common occurrence. You'll also seen teenagers going door to door collecting money for various charities. Its part of the Chicago milieu, like schizophrenic subway preachers and games of 3 card monty.

Tfw when you will never be on the block representing with your gangsta homies o shit wegot a social imma get s cr3rit card

>>127653083
Early Onset Arthritis. We have some of the highest rates in the country. I blame lead poisoning, personally.

>>127653083
Fetal alcohol syndrome

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It's not even 9 o'clock yet.

>>127652976

Probably the only time they're ever there.

>unknown male half dressed at Burger King

>>127653483
Just wait till the witching hour, my friend

in the alley smoking crack

this is what i came here for

>>127652386
Seriously, how does that even work? Do the attackers just creep up on someone and then infiltrate them with nails? And for what purpose? "We are the Sort-of Carpenterish Gang, and we will make our point!"

>>127653589
I heard he was in the street bleeding

>>127653083

Rheumatoid arthritis

>>127653483
the sun is headed down and it's 71 in Chicongo, we gonna have fun tonight Roberts

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>pistol whipped in the face a couple times

These savages gonna get wild tonight

>>127653701
>leaf doesn't know about nailguns

>>127653607
Th devil's hour? That's late even for me. And creepy. I hate waking up randomly during that hour.

>>127653701
They were braking in. I guess they just wanted to have something just in case, I guess.

>>127653701
Most gang activity here is drug and turf motivated, so they're probably poor and menacing people with the closest things to guns for money.

First time listener here. Can someone give me a quick rundown on /CPD/?
Who is doing the streaming? I assume it is not public available. Also super comfy with the ambient music and 4chan set to Tomorrow

Did anyone catch all the stuff they just listed off?

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>>127653735
10-4 Robert. Going to be chimptacular.

>>127654033
> I assume it is not public available
Denmark, please.

>>127653701
Imagine you're a member of the POL Crew and you're about to cross the Taco Taxers, but you remember that when the B-Tards did that they got FUCKED UP WITH FUCKING NAILS. How likely are you to follow through on the challenge?

More importantly, nobody is going to snitch. Gang members aren't going to snitch on their attackers. Even if they did, CPD isn't going to spend that much time on what amounts to a nonfatal aggravated assault. The chances of getting caught are near zero.

Niggers nigging

O shit a stalker reeeeeeeeeee

>Caller received a graphic email threatening her life
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?.."

>>127654033
it's a police scanner, you can listen to them pretty much anywhere on broadcastify. I always pull up my local one on it any time I see a shit ton of cops flying somewhere.

>>127654033
>Who is doing the streaming?
some website called Broadcastify
>I assume it is not public available
no, many mojor cities in the US use open radio freqs that any civilian can listen too. It is not illegal to broadcast them across the internet.
pic a state and see what cities are available
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/

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>>127654436
do not underestimate the cyberbullies

>>127654152
Our police only puts out written summaries of the stuff that happened each day

>20 people fighting outside

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>20 people fighting outside
Boys this is getting good

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>>127642042
bumping for shill-free, cuck-free, nigger-free thread

>>127654444
Checked.

Also, once I saw 3 or 4 police cars passing by with "Ride of the Valkyries" blasting on loud (NYC).

What does "red line" and "pavement inspector" mean on the bingo card?

>female having a dispute with his ex gf

these Chads are out of control

>>127654694
>written summaries
in America that's called a "Police Blotter report". Many police departments have radios now that you can't listen to with a scanner. But many cities, including Chicago use plain old un-encrypted FM

>>127653909
Seriously, though, I don't think I could manage even a fight or flight reflex. It would just be a fall-down-laughing reflex, at which point I would be killed.

After taking a nail in the leg, "Seriously, are you guys just running around with nail guns? Because if so, then BWAHAHAHAHA!"

At which point I would be literally be pinned to the ground more securely and permanently than any Gulliver.

Morse fuck7ng code

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>>127642895
>kek why even call it in?
Niggers and their enablers can't behave properly when sober, sir. Therefore, you apply the broken window theory.

>>127654870
>pavement inspector
someone lying face down in the street

>red line
an area of chicago named for the public transportation line of the same name. See also: Green Line, Blue Line

>>127654870
>red line
one of the rail lines, they are color coded
>pavement inspector
someone laying on the ground so they can get a close look at the pavement

>>127653663

Would Aussies pay to tour Chimpcago in armored limousines so you could drink and watch the coonery?

>>127654985
Even police repeaters must adhere to FCC rules and ID themselves within a certain amount of time

Any whites surviving in Chicongo?

>>127649132
>crowd of 60-70 people blocking traffic
People have no idea how common this is, and not just in Chicago

>>127655172
seems so
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/as-chicagos-black-population-plunges-whites-flock-to-near-downtown/

>>127655119
lol. I bet Rupert Murdoch does, just for some humour therapy.

Porch monkeys

>>127655243
I saw that happen only once and it was unnerving as fuck. In a small city no less

>>127655064
>>127655090

Thanks for the help! robert bless you

>>127655401
Why do they do it? They just slowly meander about in the street making occasionally hoots and other guttural sounds

WRONG CHANNEL YOU DORK

>>127655566
just like class change at a public school

>>127655064
Red Line isn't an area or a neighborhood, its just that particular L. The Reline runs from Rogers Park (the northern border of Chicago) all the way down to 95th. Its like, 23.4 miles and a fuckton of different neighborhoods and police precincts.

>>127654156
>Taco Taxers,

I would pay Morloch nog in crack and have him and his boys drag them into the sewer, never to be seen again.

>>127654870
The red line is one of the "L" (short for elevated track) train lines here in Chicago. The red one for over 40 years has been notorious for crime, as has blue.

>>127654156
and how would they ever trace the nails in the victim? are they going to case home depot or lowe's for hispanics buying large quantities of nails? hope they bring a couple of tour busses.

>10 male blacks looting
just another Chicongo night

>>127650213
>>127650354
Some niggers (usually the older ones who have done time) eventually learn that certain things must be done in order to keep things moving properly.
Many of us, whether we know it or not, have been on the positive end of a branch manager's decision when we've stopped at the wrong gas station, been drunk in the wrong place, etc. We must remember how feral and violent they are at the core.

Savage monkeys

>one round at Lexington
One of the Roberts sounds like its an ambiguous gender. Sounds like a fat black woman or man

>Vacant factory on fire

>>127652260
I can't come here nightly, but when I do I come early. I've been meaning to play with my filters at work to see if Robert fans keep it going during the daytime

Anything interesting happen last night?

>>127652808
>they sell smokes too
My Ohio city's CVS locations no longer sell tobacco

>Male White
>Red hat

/pol/ is leaking

>gunshot wound to the head

>>127656422
It was a nationwide business decision.

>>127656356
Hispanic gang of nail gun armed burglars.

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>11 year old missing
>last seen at 10 am

>female slumped over the wheel
F

>mfw I live in Pilsen
I live 2 blocks away from Simone's bar where some guy got stabbed a while back
and about 10 minutes away from a KFC / McKinley Park / BK where more armed burglaries happen
>its pretty quiet tonight though

>>127652859
They are most likely taco niggers or one of their roachy look-alikes

>>127655566
The North American Pavement Ape is known for not having any clear sense of purpose.

>something suspicious going on in the alley, group of guys by a truck with green shirts and stretchers, caller thought it was a filming but there are no cameras

Oh shit, we've got an ax wielding nig

Sounds like the green lantern corps are up to something.

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zone 10 get your goddamn head in the game

drinking loitering

>Group of Hispanics arguing and yelling very loud
So just normal conversation between Hispanics?

These bean niggers are catching up

>>127656267

I wonder who got murdered there immediately prior to the fire?

>>127656291
Probably, but I wouldn't know. It's a good idea to start soon though, because lots of shit happens here.

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>>127655552
"innocent vehicle shot" was from early Sunday morning. Not uncommon but the dispatch / Robert banter was funny AF

>irate male slashed her tires, has a knife

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>>127656481

>>127650213
some of these are lazy suicide attempts, i had a friend who tried that way not much reason was going through his head and the first car to come by was the po po lol

>>127656356
Male blacks fornicating in alleys with other male blacks, one poor male soul robbed AND bootyraped by 3 male blacks then refused EMS

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>>127657120
I used to start cpd threads during the day before my work blocked 4chan

>>127657475
That fucking sucks.

>>127656874

Sounds like they're moving bodies.

>>127656356
>Robert asking for a helicopter
>female with bite marks
>someone trying to kick in the door of the church
>hispanics circling a block over and over in a 4-door with nailguns
>tranny 'male' who needed psych evaluation, ran away in a hospital gown

1 shot fired just now

>>127655401
>>127655566
No matter where you are driving, you must make sure the car doors are locked. If you have children in the car you must be mindful of their windows and why they should be concerned.
If you are involved in an accident or some other strange occurrence in a nigger neighbor KEEP DRIVING while phoning emergency personnel. Do not stop until you are somewhere majority White.
ALWAYS call the police when you see niggers causing problems. They are inevitably working their way up to something deadly.

>>127657699
Oh shit forgot about loose tranny in yellow hospital gown

Chicongo is rocking tonight

that one guy on the radio sounds like an auctioneer

>>127657701
but anon you can't escape when every nigger drives 15 mph and will come out of the woodworks just to get in front of you. Not to mention they dont know you can turn right on a red.

relaxing was never an option

>>127656552
I thought so. Now all they have to do is ban niggers from entering the stores and I might shop there

>mattress fire
>nothing unusual

>just a mattress fire
Is it so common for niggers to light mattresses on fire?

>female screaming for help in the rear

>>127658059
>>127658099
Nogs prob getting ready to BBQ something

>>127658099
>Get wasted
>Smoke
>SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET

>>127657699
Just remembered didn't a 32 ft boat drive full speed into a breakwall last night?

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just went down on archer and got a pizza while all this shit is going on.

>>127658263

If that's true, those people are dead.

>>127658263
Yes, indeed!

>>127658008
One of the common safety tips is to leave plenty of space between you and the vehicle in front of you and to us an outer lane whenever possible. Also, since we are human, it is our instinct not to floor the gas and run over another person. Don't worry! It's okay to run over niggers.

>2 year old walking around alone
>at 9 PM

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Hello Roberts, how's everyone doing tonight?

I'm sad I didn't see pic related at the top of the thread as usual.

>2 y/o walking in the street alone
>2 shots fired at 6600 and Troy

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just logged in
did I hear that right
a 2 YEAR OLD walking the street alone

also SHOTS FIRED
2 SHOTS FIRED

>>127658488
They just start turning tricks earlier and earlier. Damn shame.

>>127658437

One or both parents probably OD'd.

>husband was bit by a pitbull

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>husband was bitten by a pitbull

>man lying in fetal position for social security office

>>127658488
>>127658437

>2 y/o walking in the street alon
I'm having a deja vu right now. Didn't something like this happen, like, a couple of nights ago?

>drinking and fighting
>now the husband has a gun

>by parking lot of social security office

you can't make this stuff up

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COLE AND 79TH STREET
shots fired

SHOTS FIRED
female with a knife

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20 shots
AH AH AH

unknown number of males in basement with guns

>Unknown number of males in basement with guns

>he wasn't shot in the eye and pistol whipped

How exactly do you get confused about that

unknown number of male black in the basement with guns

>>127658392
>One of the common safety tips is to leave plenty of space between you and the vehicle in front of you

its blows my mind how people dont know this, and they drive side-by-side all the way up highways fucking up the traffic flow, moving like human sheep. It's so fucking weird and frankly dangerous because they're literally creating congestion. We call it Polish drag racing

>male on the ground in the fetal position
>20 shots heard in Princeton park
>also shots fired at Cole
>female stomping another female on the floor, other female has a knife
>unknown number of males are in the basement with guns

pistol whipped

not shot in eye

also body removal requested

>>127658898
>he wasn't shot in the eye and pistol whipped
>AWESOME NEWS

What happened to the candy bar bandits

body snatcher order
check

>>127658681
Either last night or night before there was a 6 yr old Hispanic boy walking alone at 1 am

>>127658681
This happens a lot here in poorer neighborhoods.

Vulgar gigaboo music

>Vulgar music across the street

>>127658923
>Polish drag racing
Just choked on my beer. Thanks for the kek

>>127658986
they made millions and now they're hitting up the Walgreens to invest in purple drank and rillos

>neighborhood get together with a live band

We rock music now

>>127659120
Thanks for the refresher, Robert.

>>127658986
Probably using that cash they made to fuel up on chicken for a night of pure coonery

>>127659170
Real Ratchet Hours Now

>25 y/o son on drugs trying to kick down the door
>wallet on the sidewalk

>25 year old male threatening to kill himself
>has a knife to his own throat

Planet of the apes tonight

Anyone making new bread?

>black
>short
>heavyset
When will they learn?

>community gathering
>neighbor keeps calling
>guess he wasn't invited

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Whats the body count on Memorial day for Chicago niggers at 8 :00 pm standard time ? Hopefully high so I can sleep in peace . Knowing boons kill each other 20 deep saves us money .

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>>127658916

>unknown number of male black in the basement with guns

>several shots fired at 9600 Fairie

Guess they weren't invited lol kek

>>127659826
3 on Monday + 1 on Sunday

Good thing I work in a much smaller city

What's with the morse?

Morse code?

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>>127659826
>standard time

Eastern? Central? Mountain? Pacific?

>>127660016
Repeater identification.

>shots fired at 88 and Dorchester
>88

>>127660011
>>127660016
It's the repeater IDing itself. It's an FCC rule that all stations, including repeaters, ID themselves every X minutes (depending on the type of radio permissions they have).

That's why your local AM/FM stations ID themselves at least every 20 minutes.

>>127659833
Lock them in the basement and eventually they'll all kill each other, problem solved.

>unattended toolbox

>>127660195

Ohhh. Thank you friend, learn something new every day.

>>127660286

the horror

>unattended tool box in the parking lot
>female caller says 59 y/o male got shot

>>127660286
They don't need tools since they do not work.

>Sassy dispatch

>>127652913
Talented!

>>127660286
It's the calling card of the Nail Gun Boyz don't do it Robert!

Standby - new bread almost ready

>>127660569
10-4

An Hero incoming

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>127660610
>>127660610
>>127660610
migrate
>>127660610

Hi /cpd/ never been in one of these threads, gonna check it out tonight

>>127660833
Get /comfy/ and listen to the hero Robert ,which we need but don't deserve, battle nefarious male black for control of the streets.

24 shot s

>>127657699
Could have a CPD daily thread with summary from the day before. Help us catch up.

Got my snacks and my brew. Robert checking in. Comfy night here

>>127662779
Roll over to the new bread.

>>127653701
Lmao sneaking up on a motherfucker and just when you get up to his head... The compressor kicks on blaaaaahh.

Male white