Look at Merkel's signature. KEK
>>127609756
Reminds me of something
>>127609756
Even Trudeau's signature looks gay as fuck. Thank Gd Canada is not a culturally influential place.
>>127609756
Heh, Juncker was drunk as fuck again.
>>127609756
>"X" as a signature refers to a cross that is printed in lieu of an individual's signature. A signature is required to authenticate wills, deeds, and certain commercial instruments. Typically, individuals sign their full names when executing legal documents. Sometimes, however, individuals use only their initials or other identifying mark. For illiterate, incompetent, or disabled people, this mark is often the letter X. Documents signed with an X sometimes raise questions as to their validity and enforceability.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>127609756
Pretty sure Shinzo Abe just signed with a mathematical equation rather than moonspeak
>>127609756
>juncker
what is this shit drawing
>>127609756
Juncker is my man, fuck this signature bullshit.
>>127609756
Holy shit, Trudeau is an absolute faggot
>>127609756
>Juncker
He ain't got no time for this signature bullshit.
>>127609756
>Juncker
>J..- you know what fuck it
>>127610089
Seriously that's what I thought too. Wtf is that
>>127609756
>junker
what the fuck is that
>>127609756
>bureaucratic clerk signature that signs lots of papers
>eu commission president
notice anything ?
Judging by Trump's signature he's got to be a fucking narcissistic psychopath.
>>127609756
>trump just drew a bunch of grass
brilliant
>>127610652
A J.
>>127610312
Easy to forge for sure. Looks like a stylized J.
>>127609756
Japanese seems like a very inefficient language in terms of writing.
>>127609756
Why does Trudeau's look like arabic?
>>127610938
I think they have several alphabets for different purposes, one is for speed writing and there are others for formalities
>>127610726
>>127610726
seems like it would indicate paranoid perfectionist to me. justin and marco have more of a narcissist signature imo
>>127610203
Wow these are some shitty signatures
>>127609756
>Juncker's signature
That shouldn't even be a valid signature, it's way too easy to forge.
>>127610650
It literally is just cursive. Merkel's is the only name I can actually read
>>127610312
No, he can't read or write, and always leaves an X mark.
Holy shit Trudeau has the gayest signature
It's so girly and flamboyant Jesus
>>127611335
signatures are the most outdated and stupid shit anyway, no-one cares anymore
>>127609756
looks more like (ancient) greek to me
the second part of the autograph (merkel): mirrored rho, turned epsilon, and like a turned xi
shes like a chemist rite so pretty likely
Look at Trump's handwriting it's almost identical to Hitler's.....
>>127610706
Some abstract merchant ?
I see that shit everyvhere
>>127611577
Signatures imply legal consent, they're very important you peasant.
>>127611712
What are those letters even supposed to be? What a fucking sperg.
>>127609756
Lol Trudeau's looks like an ass with a dick about to go up it
>>127610203
>Thank Gd Canada is not a culturally influential place.
are you retarded? all this PC SJW shit festered inside their universities in the late 80's and early 90's and spread worldwide.
>>127609756
Junckers looks exactly like mine
>>127612053
I really don't think that came from Canada. I think most of their culture is dependent on ours and not the other way around. They are more liberal in the same way that New Zealand is by virtue of an isolated, (mostly) White population.
>>127609756
>signature of a female anywhere of a politically relevant document
Our ancestors are rolling in their graves.
Also, why doesn't anyone just write down their name in cursive? Why make up the flashy signatures?
>>127609756
Merkel = butts
Shinzo = Math Equation
Trump = Analog Signal
>>127610706
He literally signs with an X
>>127612053
I can't believe you are accusing us of exactly the thing that actually happened in your country, our universities were ruined by American liberal influence, just like the rest of the world.
>>127611044
>several alphabets
Holy shit is that real? Why are asian languages so damn hard?
>>127612256
It gets really exhausting to write complex, coherent signatures on hundreds of documents daily, so most politicians' signatures degenerate into a sort of abstract pattern stored in muscle memory.
Juncker's is just inexcusably bad though.
>>127609756
I heard some commentator say that the G7 meeting was awkward because Trump is not really in line with the "shared values" of the G7, and I thought, "Japan is in the G7 and they accept basically 0 refugees...." It's a good example of the truly fake news media and its anti-White mission.
>>127611465
Didn't Trudeaus mom get anally fucked by Fidel Castro?
>>127612256
Most people of high status have to sign fuckloads of documents all the time so they use shorthand signatures
they're all fucking awful
>>127612846
They mean the environmental shit, and they're not entirely wrong.
>>127609756
LOOKS HEBREW
Can someone explain to me why Trump's signature is just a bunch of VVVVVVVVVVVV ?
Did he not learn how to write a good signature?
>>127609756
>first name signature literally looks like "Cuck
No fucking way
>>127613398
Mine's worse, if I write the word "minimum", it literally looks like mmmmmm
>>127613398
personal preference. my signature is a first letter and small bumps on a line
>>127609756
Juncker is the Zodiac Killer
>>127610706
Almost a penis.
>>127610706
>>127611712
Hitler didn't finish his left swastika
>>127609756
Signatures are so god damn cringy. 90% of those sigs on the page are autistic. What the fuck does Trump's even say?
>>127613941
Underrated. Seriously underrated. Somebody call the FBI.
J for junky
>>127610558
>Holy shit, Trudeau is an absolute faggot
^ this
He is in love with himself.
Angela seems normal, merkel looks like arabic letters
>>127609756
>Juncker
>"Il just touch the pen on the paper"
prick
>>127610706
Is Juncker secretly Merchantposting in real life?
>>127612470
It's for context.
Katakana is for literally just the sounds, typically used for Western terms they don't have words for. It's mainly for pronunciation.
Hiragana is the proper "alphabet" you'll find terminology in.
Kanji is just whatever Chinese that was too elaborate to convert to Japanese is left over.
I absolutely don't get how people come up with their signature, how does macron come up with that J-form?
It's like everyone who works in HR having this very large authograph, do they learn that in college?
>>127614409
I bet Trudeau posts memes about himself on the internet about how cool and awesome he is
>>127609756
Trudeau has the most flamboyant signature. Are we sure he isn't gay?
>>127614735
Kanji is just how they write most words, hiragana is hard to decipher because they don't use spaces. Kanji is also read differently than the original chinese. Hiragana is also used for the endings of conjugations and for particle words. All three systems are used at the same time.
>>127612470
They have Hiragana, which is the speed writing as mentioned before, Katakana, used for westernized phrases and words that otherwise wouldn't work due to syllables not available in Hiragana, and Kanji condenses the Hiragana into larger symbols for formalities. There's thousands of kanji, and usually you're required to know like 2800 of them by the time you graduate high school.
>>127609756
When I write my signature, I eliminate vowels:
JHN SMTH
>>127612279
Maximum kek
>>127610390
Lol
>>127612053
Sorry Paco, but that's incorrect. Your hippy draft dodgers ruined my country with American faggotry.
>>127609756
the fucking nerve of juncker
>>127610971
Cause it is.
>>127609756
Holy Shit trump just put squiggles
>>127610558
The signature of a Super Important Historical Figure.
>>127615253
Johan Smooth detected
>>127610741
Look up Russian cursive. He is clearly a Russian and the signature is a tell
>>127615170
legit rekt
>>127609756
Look at Canada's signature!
>tfw your signature has been the same since elementary school
Is Juncker illiterate? He might as well do a cross.
>>127611422
>No, he can't read or write, and always leaves an X mark.
His son cant either so he draws a big J then a little j to differentiate his sig from his father's.
>>127610414
>ID: I'm With Her
>>127610726
Yeah, but he's /our/ narcissistic psychopath. Also notable is that Melania's signature is almost the same as his. And people say they don't have solidarity.
>>127609756
looks like arabic
>>127612380
Some Americans are so absolutely fucking delusional it would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Having known many people from Texas in my life, I can almost guarantee that dude is a Texan.
that shinzo abe equation tho
>>127609756
Juncker don't give a fuck about his signature.
>>127615928
It's Russian cursive look it up
Why does Drumpf's signature look like a fucking child's scribble?
Oh yeah it's cus he's a fucking child
>tfw can't write in cursive or make a signature
fuck this gay shit
>>127609756
You know, I hate Treudau but that faggot has a great siggy
>>127609756
Italy: meh
Trump: what's with the zig-zags? forget the alphabet?
Justin: we know you are gay. let it go.
Donald Tusk: ok, who let the 4chan guy in?
Juncker: DON'T MESS WITH THIS FUCKER.
>>127610706
WTF? Signing with a X is a mark of an illiterate person.
>>127611422
Oh I thought that was a kikel
>>127613398
I literally just scribble. It's good because you can always deny that you signed it... Because it's a fucking squiggle.
oy vey
>>127616335
>siggy
It's ok to be gay. Like your hero.
>>127616407
Its a nose you idiot
>>127610861
>A J
you fell for the disguised X, thats the best effort of a drunkard.
>>127615253
>Ajahan Samaath
What are you middle eastern?
>>127609756
Trudeau obviously spent a lot of time at some point thinking of what a "cool and totally unique signature" would look like
What a fag.
>>127610938
Actually it's the opposite. Pretty much any given text will be (among) the shortest when translated to japense.
>no one posting their sigs
come on senpai
>not just basically drawing a line for your sig like saddam
>>127616568
You mean a noose?
>>127616768
arabic is just a line
I like Junker's the most...Trudeau's looks like his a fucking gay faggot. Oh wait thats him...
>>127615797
>>127616328
Just do what Theresa May does and put your first initials from your last/first name
T.M.
>>127616768
It's actually a really funny comic from far away.
>>127609756
Her writing is like a holocaust scribble inside the barracks.
>>127609756
holy shit macron is literally as faggy and gay as Justin from Canada.
>>127615786
This actually makes me intensely proud.
>>127610203
I think his looks the best
Macron's signature also close to faggotry...
Trudeau's signature looks great. My respect for him just went up a little bit.
>>127609756
What about it
>>127616640
>Trudeau obviously spent a lot of time at some point thinking of what a "cool and totally unique signature" would look like
> your dad is a big time pol
> you like the meat stick
> practice your signature a lot
> lots of loop de loos
what else could possibly come from this?
>>127616877
Wont that be too vague? Sometimes I have to sign promissory notes.
whats hilarious is that the term "kike"
comes from
"The word kike was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters). When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary "X", the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity. Instead, they drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms. The Yiddish word for "circle" is kikel (pronounced KY-kul), and for "little circle", kikeleh (pronounced KY-kul-uh). Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an "O" in place of an "X" a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike.[5]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kike
>>127609756
>Abe
>no ringi stamp
>>127614128
underrated
>>127616316
Sick burn, bro! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>127617084
Wow, you learn something new every day.
>>127609756
Trump and Trudeau have the worst signatures by far.
Trudeau's looks like some faggot disney princess shit and Trump's is just a bunch of scribbles.
my signature is literally a P
>>127617346
>Trump's is just a bunch of scribbles.
He probably was literally shaking when he signed it.
>>127616406
What I want to know about Junker and Tusk is... Who fucking invited those losers? This is the G7. Not the G7 and a bunch of superfluous European faggots.
>>127617043
It's literally arabic
>>127610706
That men actually does his job, instead of using a seal.
>>127610414
>>127615878
damn...
>>127617545
Maybe if you're retarded and don't know what actual Arabic looks like.
>>127609756
>Juncker
and?
>>127609756
Jean-Claude Juncker clearly doesn't give a FUCK
>>127617083
>vague
Nah, it won't matter. Nobody really cares desu.
Don't worry about "vague" when you've got shit like this >>127610706
>>127617742
I bet Putins handwriting is as good as he looks then his signature would be a masterpiece!
>>127617773
The conversion has to be gradual or else it is too blatant. Think animorphs
>>127615786
Holy fuck Canada is retarded
>>127617773
Well, you're the fucking expert here, bud. You tell me!
>>127611712
Hmm, you may be right drumpfkin.
>>127618023
You are a fucking cuck.
>>127610706
I notice that basically anyone could replicate it with five minutes of practice.
>>127618036
Fucking Leafs! I swear you guys are on the same shitposting level as India and the cunts down under??
>>127618268
>with five minutes of practice.
You're talking aboout newborn there, right?
>>127618036
>>127618085
Do you guys aspire to the be as retarded as your southern neighbours? Think of it as gradually becoming more retarded.
>>127610414
kek, was gonna post the same thing
>>127609756
>Nip using a pen so sign
I always thought that they carry a seal for those occasions.
>>127610203
I was just going to say that Trudeau's signature is simply FAAABULOUS. kek
May's is just weird.
>>127618346
Well you have to make it actually look consistent so it's harder to tell. Five minutes with one sheet of scratch paper should do it.
>>127609756
At least she can spell her name.
Unlike Juncker
>>127617084
You know where the word nigger comes from?
>>127610089
Not even hiding it.
>>127618710
Latin word for "black"?
>>127610726
Nooo, that's Trudeau. More like a very dominant type, and probably a control freak.
>>127609756
How do official signatures come about? None of these look like proper writing - do they sit down one day and intentionally design an artsy, elaborate signature, get a "signature coach", or what?
>>127611465
Don't forget he was a DRAH-matic actor!
Trudeau and Macron are trying to sneak three sixes in there
>>127610089
>>127611712
Himmler is even more strikingly similar, pic related
reminder that your signature should be easily read and with no stylizations. anything else is retard tier
>>127612726
>Juncker's
Druncker more like, amirite?
>>127619289
if you're an important person you should have a unique-looking signature
>>127612865
yup, and vaginally too, as Justin is the result
>>127618961
I think they used to teach this in school at some point. My parents also have artsy signatures.
>>127615744
Delet it
>>127618247
Nah. Putin is a sexy man and probably has sexy handwriting.
>>127615707
made me laugh
>>127609756
Gentiloni:
>M felle
Trump:
>Auuluihluuunt
Macron:
>Emmanuel Jocue
Merkel:
>Cumsele Kukul
Abe:
>moonrunes
Trudeau:
>Sundau
May:
>Romg
Tusk:
>Douoiol Tun~
Juncker:
>I can't even
>>127619289
reminder that your signature should be barely legible with lots of stylisation, this makes it harder to forge and easier to identify a genuine one
moron
>>127619275
Heinrich Himmler is one of the most badass name in all of history. It is so good you almost believe it is made up.
I adore this fucking name so much holy shit.
Who else /doesn't have a signature/ here
It's different every time I write it
>>127616311
yeah...
>not signing everything in Comic Sans
>>127620049
I had to sign a bunch of official documents recently and I felt like a fucking elementary school student penning my signature on all of them.
>>127620120
At least it's perfectly legibile.
>>127612380
>>127616210
Shut the fuck up, you retarded leafs. You and the other guy are both wrong. This SJW bullshit came from kikes from Weimar Germany who escaped to America before the war. They literally originated the Frankfurt School and critical theory which is the root of all SJW bullshit today.
So blame Germany for not keeping its kikes.
>>127619934
> Merkel:
>Cumsele Kukul
>>127619934
>Cumsele Kukul
>Douoiol Tun~
Made me snort out air
>>127609756
Is it wrong that my signature is a lot like bottom right?
I dont sign super sensitive documents
Mostly bullshit dunkin donuts receipts and such
>>127609756
Merkel and Trudeau look like Arabic.
>>127609756
>People in Europe unironically want to give their economies and militaries to Jean-Claude 'X marks the spot' Junker.
>>127612470
>>127611044
>>127610938
Japanese uses 3 diferent alphabets. Hiragana and Katakana for sounds, and Chinese Kanji for terms.
It really is retarded, and i gave up on learning the language because of it.
Technically Japanese is one of the easiest languages to learn, but not to write.
>>127609756
macron's signature looks like it should be on the front of a baseball jersey
>>127609756
>Trump's
>>127620755
Must be the cultural influence.
>>127609756
I can read all of those.
Except junker
You can tell he is a shitwad and cant even bother to read the paper.
Angelas signature is surprisingly in letters.
Looks like sanscript though
>>127621540
>Angelas signature is surprisingly in letters.
you thought it would be in swastikas?
trudeau's signature looks like that picture of the dude with his hands opening up his asshole
>>127621875
Couldn't think of Goatse, newfag?
>>127613638
What level of projection are you on my dude ?
>>127610706
This way he can always deny he signed anything
>tfw you have an awesome signature and people say it looks hecka cool all the time
No big whoop just livin the good life over here
>安倍晋三 Abe Shinzou
>"3 一"
>>127615786
Shitposting irl
>>127622719
What a fucking faggot.
>>127622120
I'm sorry I didn't remember the "name" of a picture of a dude spreading his asshole, but thanks for reminding me.
>>127609756
Gentiloni:
>"lemme test the pen first... oops"
Trump:
>manly and stylish
Macron:
>very feminine capitals, rest of the writing is lazy
Merkel:
>extremely careless
Abe:
>very typical for a Japanese man
Trudeau:
>feminine throughout, very tryhard
May:
>masculine
Tusk:
>childish
Juncker:
>drunk
>>127621875
>projecting this hard
>>127609756
great potential for character analysis here!
juncker really doesn't give a fuck anymore and probably hates his junky name too
>>127609756
trudeau sure is a flowery, fancy boy isn't he? quite feminine and desperate for attention
>>127618268
>I notice that basically anyone could replicate it with five minutes of practice.
That's why it's genius; you never have to take responsibility for anything you signed.
>>127609756
No one's going to talk about Trump's signature?
>A/\/\/\/\/\U/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\TISM
>>127609756
i have a more mature signature than Tusk and i am a literal NEET manchild
>>127614579
noo kikes would never sign with an x as it resembles the cross of christ, they would sign with a kikel dumbass
>>127610089
holy fucking kek
>>127610414
Dat id
>>127617450
>>127617545
finally an appropriate thread for you fucks to overdose on using "literally"
> president of the European commission
> literal triangle
>>127626613
When I see this fagget I feel like we aren't the worst country after all
>>127609756
Trump's looks like a fucking wall.
Junckers arrogant kike signature makes me angry
>>127609756
>Juncker drunk as always
top kek
fuckin terror script
>>127609756
the only objectively true ranking
1st Macron
2nd Truedeu
3rd Merkel
4th Tusk
5th Gentiloni
6th Trump
7th May
8th Juncker
japanese signature not included because they never look good
>>127610414
>im with her
>>127609756
Trudeus signature looks like he literally had a nigger dick in his arse at the time,
>>127615797
>and it's shit
>>127609756
i love justin, hes so perfect.
>>127611712
>A and cursive H fashioned to look like a sieg rune and the infinite symbol with the flourish used by ancient kings and queens
He really was an artist.
>>127620444
signatures are not supposed to be legible you fucking idiot. that's the entire point of a signature. stupid fucking kraut
>>127609756
its like she is begging to be gassed
>>127609756
how do these people even come up with these retarded ass signatures
like do they seriously just sit there for a whole day writing their name over and over making it look more and more illegible until they find one they like
Cirno > Momiji
>>127629972
yes, actors and people in the public eye practice their signatures all day
they better if they sell them to faggots at comicon for 20 bucks each
>>127622241
This actually really clever, have other politicians/leaders done this in the past?
Best signature coming through.
>>127610414
Ebin ID
>>127615786
I'll never understand why they didn't just switch Canada and the guy below him
Or draft a new paper for shits sake
Fucking leaves
>>127609756
Looks like Trump's.
WEIRD
>>127615786
>>127610203
>Gd
Kike detected
>>127609756
her signature isnt that bad at all
justin from Canada and Macrons look like girls cursive
Trumps is very good
>>127610414
>that id
>that color
>>127610312
He dont give a fuck and is actually a bro
hmmmm
>>127610726
You must be the first person to conclude that by looking at his signature and not by just watching him speak.
>>127631262
>perfectly legible
>looks badass
best signature confirmed
>>127616407
you mean smart?
why waste an extra 2 seconds signing some bullshit?
>>127609756
she's practicing her arabic script
>>127610414
>that ID
>2017
>not using a based monogram instead
>>127610312
what a bro
>>127631262
>tfw when your signature is so good your name is used interchangeably with the word signature.
That signature is so pleasing on the eyes.
How gay is Trudeau? who told him that looks good for a man?
>>127610089
jesus christ trudeau
>>127610203
I mean, everyone has their style.
meanwhile jean-claude
>>127609756
Interesting to see Trump use the old German 'Sütterlin' writing style for his signature.
...really makes you think
Why has nobody said anything about macaronis signature looking incredibly phallic?
>>127626613
He's such an attention whore. Look at my pinks socks.. its funny because i'm a man wearing pink socks.
>>127626613
WTF
ITT post signatures
If you don't feel comfortable using your real name just change a couple minor letters
Juncker's signature according to wikipedia
fucking kek
>>127609756
>Cuck
>>127635535
How do I make one?
>>127609756
Jean-Claude > Donald Tusk > Justin Trudeau > Emmanuel Macron > Donald Trump > Shinzo Abe > Theresa May > Paolo Gentiloni > Angela Merkel
>>127615720
Hahaha
Gauss's sig
>>127636887
Combine the initials of your name into some figure.
Mine were J F X B
>>127637200
Neat
Looks like something an old frumpy woman from old money would write.
>>127615786
The eternal leaf
>>127609756
What a faggit
>>127610089
>>127636662
fuck off nsa
>>127636833
>Now on display at the Museum of Modern Art
>>127611944
...it's german gothic shorthand you uneducated moron. The latter character is still used today as a decorative underline
>>127620041
what's so good about it deutschbro? i always thought wilhelm ritter von leeb had a bad ass name
>>127610203
>gd
>>127637564
hahah
>>127620560
no YOU'RE all wrong and here's my shit theory too!
>>127620041
He was named after a king he thought he was reincarnated from.
Fucker was also the most evil person in history by far, even more evil than all of Unit 731 and Stalin combined.
>>127617773
not all of us live in arabic countries like you
>>127626613
This "man" is such a faggot. That's all I have to say about him.
>>127638181
tammerlane was the most evil fuck in history, also a muslim turkroach dune coon larping as a mongol emperor.
>>127610312
what a fucking madman hahahahaha
>>127631262
What a legend
>>127610414
A FUCKING MICK
>>127633724
Looks autistic
>>127610203
You're kidding. I dont like his ideas but his signature is aesthetic af.
>>127615786
HAHAHAHAHA no fucking way
>>127636662
you're very future-oriented
my signature
shame
Juncker's sig shits all over everyone's.
Shinzo Abe's looks tidy af though.
>>127610203
gay.as.fuck
>>127619934
>Cumsele Kukul
This is the most turkish thing i've ever read
>>127615180
> syllables not available in Hiragana
Katakana is literally the same exact alphabet as hiragana
>>127639066
How do you change the guage of your penstrokes mid-letter?
>>127629341
he's dreamy
>>127610203
hockey eh
potuin ehhh
>>127620120
Looks like the Disney logo desu
>>127612865
하하. Classic.
>>127609756
>can't even write her own name.
That's Communist education for you.
>>127615786
>KINGDOM OF NETHERLANDS REPRESENTIVE
Hahahhahah they fucked up the spelling too hahahahhahaha
>>127633724
Damn, did JFK make this signature after those headshots?
>>127609756
fuckin lol
>>127626613
What the hell, are those NATO socks?
>>127610414
CTR really stepped up their game
>>127610089
we're always up here tisking the shit out of you degenerate fucks. in fact, i'm tisking the fuck out of you right now.
>>127610414
SHAREBLUE
>>127609756
marcon and abe are respectable penmenship.
everyone else is shit.
>>127641392
lmao