Imagine this: You are George Bridges replacement at Evergreen college. Students have run amok and are continuing to make demands despite having literally everyone of their previous demands met. You were hired to replace George "Prep the Bull" Bridges to bring order to chaos and secure the campus for further learning. You approach the microphone to address the student protests, you have a plan, you are not sure it will work but at this point what choice do you have.
What do you say/do?
Only two rules
-no live ammunition
-no killing.
>>127605812
Turn 360° and walk away.
step 1 - find a scapegoat (trump/nazis/whitey)
step 2 - try to harness the hoard
step 3 - conquer
>>127605919
180
I say "sit down, be quiet, participate in the class or get an F".
>>127605919
>This is why /pol/ shouldn't run complex institutions.
>>127605812
break all of their legs and arms in multiple plaes
>>127607039
Lurk more faggot
>>127607039
lurk moar
>>127605812
White students apply to other colleges stating racial discrimination forced them out of their current college. White Teachers do the same buy for employment elsewhere. Let them have their black only college in olympia washington where there are like 200 black people total. Watch the school fail and close.
Sentence: Death.
>>127607039
lurk moar
'Check one two CHECK one two
Fudge sicle fudge sicle
Ice sicle....ice....sicle
Test...sicle.....test....sicle'
>>127605812
Dismiss them as students. Start with ringleaders, on the basis that they're causing community tension instead of studying. Increase minimum test scores for passes too.
>>127607213
This why you have to go back
All students are to cease and desist all activities which disrupt classroom activity or they will be expelled an escorted off campus by campus police. There will be no discussion or debate about this, this is an order.
Hello snowflakes
New rules starting next semester:
>all homosexuals will be expelled
>This is now a whites only university
>kkk classes and membership is mandatory
>rape cases will no longer be investigated unless it is a rape against a male student
>women may not receive stem degrees
>gender studies and sociology are defended and all faculty fired immediately
>we are bringing back grades, go to class or fail
Now someone translate that for the black students who are all expelled
>>127605919
>360 and walk away
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made me laugh. Fpbp
>>127605812
some holes in your rules there partner
>>127605812
Unite all the black folk under my banner and make the KANGDOM of ebeagreeen and march them to the most heavily armed white southern state to caude shit and fuck with any armed whitey watch them get merked after making a quick escape and ask a friendly /pol/ack for a turkey sandwich for happily genociding atleast 1000 western niggers.
Boom i didnt kill anyone nor use ammo
Turkey sandwich pls
Is there an admission exam for this university ? If so, ask every student to take it again WITHOUT racial and gender quotas.
Watch as 90% of non-white non-asian student fail, and 100% of protesters have to fuck off.
>>127607600
>getting a chuckle out of a Canadian cancerpost
I need a break from this shit
>>127605812
Invite agitators into one big room. Lock doors and bar windows. Open when they are all dead. Instant improvement for humanity.
"Shut the fuck up, we're not giving you shit. Go somewhere else if you don't like it."
>>127608052
shouldn't you be tending to your weed
>>127607161
Jokes on you we dont have grades
>>127608084
Admittance is 98% and we dont have an exam. The only way not to get in is be a felon or fill out the application wrong.
>>127607739
Butterfly
>>127607766
Tripfags should kill themselves.
>>127605812
Expelled expelled expelled expelled....
Anyone else?
>>127608814
Stay the fuck away from my rhinos bitch and stop stealing there horns for the chinese
>>127607600
Fucking leafs
>>127609056
tell that to the kaffers not me
>>127605812
i made this pol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL0TmmHM9bQ
>>127606989
> horde
illiterate fuck
>>127609572
>>127605812
>-no live ammunition
Hell no, these monsters have pushed too far - they've used violence and threats of violence. It's time to use violence back and show them that such escalations have consequences.
Fuck you OP
>>127605812
Every sheboon that goes to college turns into the worst uppity niggers imaginable. Glad I got in and out of uni before things got too bad
>>127609576
Maybe he found a hoard of delicious preserved meats
>>127609576
>whored
>>127605812
>grow mustache and dye it white
>hire big white guys to wear overalls and patrol the halls with whips, whipping any nigger that steps out of line
>have the students construct a porch and balcony outside my office.
>find a nice old rocking chair at a yard sale
>brew some fresh iced tea
>sit on the porch twisting mustache, drinking tea, and rocking in chair, while instructing my new employees on what nigger to whip next.
>>127607825
>we are bringing back grades, go to class or fail
that this even has to be said is just disgusting beyond words
>George Bridges is out. It's time to make some changes here on campus. I want the student body to understand that this is a state school, beholden to taxpayers and not to corporate shareholders. Inappropriate behaviour can lead to expulsion. I see on this campus a single major problem, and that is with the fostering of one, toxic worldview at the expense of all others. This is going to stop. For the next 5 years, we are going to be working to break up the overwhelming predominance of the left on campus. This does not mean I will hire two centre-leftist professors and call it a day. We are going to begin an outreach program to students on the right, who will receive the scholarships I am taking away from every one of the students involved in this protest.
>I will reach out to professors from across the country, and figure out which ones would be the most likely to seriously balance out political views among the faculty. I will be working directly with visiting Professor Kevin MacDonald to complete this goal. We will be working to found new clubs, programs, and curricula to make this campus more welcoming to opposing points of view, as it is plain to me that there is a problem here with tolerating dissent.
>Eat shit, you little faggots
>>127605812
I'll introduce myself.
>Hi, I'm anon. I use him/he pronouns.
Then I will tell them how grateful I am for there courage and passion.
>>127605812
It's quite simple: enforce the rules. Why do adults take this shit, just expel them from the university
>>127609921
Carve swasticas into the foreheads of all minority students.
Accept nobel peace prize 10 years later.
Profit...
>>127614442
you racest as fuck
>>127607825
No more gibs.
>>127607600
man you fucking suck
>pop pop popsicle
>ice ice icicle
>test... test... testing.. one, two, three
>>127605812
It was pretty easy to find the ringleader. Step up your game fampai.
We have a 100% legitimate "disabled black trans woman" AKA Unicorn-chan, if their own descriptions are to be believed. I forget which video they say "disabled" in, or if it was a "news article", but I'm pretty sure it was mentioned in one of the tear-stained shouts in one of these videos... not that it narrows it down much.
For those too lazy to type in the links this is "Jamil" of this article:http://archive.is/wfn16
According to a previous anon, Unicorn-chan here is responsible for pretty much all of this, along with the other one who also got detained and questioned in the previous link.
http://archive.is/OzyHP
http://archive.is/9B390
are reactions to the events by the victim and his friend.
Obvious ringleader certainly likes their attention:
https://youtu.be/YzYy4WgYuj4?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=2487
https://youtu.be/7AGjMjf7zO4?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=1263
https://youtu.be/ai2XsO-sDzg?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=677 At a different meeting.
https://youtu.be/qWEyjEvDnl8?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z at still another meeting and showing up later on https://youtu.be/qWEyjEvDnl8?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=2198
https://youtu.be/qWEyjEvDnl8?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=2514
https://youtu.be/qWEyjEvDnl8?list=PLV8ajpBgPg4hANX8zyqI-sCsjS9rGJ07Z&t=2595
Attentionfags gonna attentionfag. She's gonna make it to national news soon enough, once this all comes tumbling down. Hope it was worth it.
As is typical, I'm mostly just shocked that someone could think they're still the righteous ones after nearly driving someone to suicide.
(inb4 unicorn-chan here An-Hero's because they discovered how shitty they are as a human. I would probably legitimately feel bad.)
>all protests are to be disbanded immediately
>grades are to be reinstated
>general degeneracy will not be tolerated
>classes must be attended to pass
>violators of these rules will be escorted off campus by campus police, expelled, and prosecuted
>>127614442
This.
There isn't anything complicated about it. Spoiled children who throw temper tantrums have no business in college.
>>127616150
As for the Ringleader professor(s) I don't have a great idea, but Weinstein's email reply was to a ... well look it up yourself. The "Media Works" class is taught by someone who has since deleted or privatized their facebook and instagram. It was previously full of activism shit, and I had assumed she was a student. Send guesses what she's a professor of.
You can also just dig through whoever's trying to push the "Strategic Equity Plan" and the various blatantly racist rules within it that are ripe for abuse against wrongthinkers.
http://www.cooperpointjournal.com/2017/03/20/re-equity-inclusion-silence-and-fear-faculty-emails-reveal-controversy-over-race-and-diversity-at-evergreen/
>Weinstein took particular issue with one policy, put in place to encourage equity at Evergreen “faculty voted to require official, yearly reflections on our individual progress relative to racial diversity.” He appears to conflate this attempt to mend historical inequality and combat racism at Evergreen, with discrimination against white people, writing, “It is hard to imagine a person of color being flagged by a conversion panel, or as an internal hiring candidate, due to their yearly reflections revealing cryptic bias, or insufficient progress with respect to race. But it is all too easy to imagine a white person (whatever that is taken to mean) being challenged on this basis.” He continues that as a result of these and other diversity policies, “We have now imposed on ourselves a de facto hierarchy based on skin color, and hooked it directly to mechanisms of hiring, promotion and dismissal–empowering some, and disempowering others.”
So uh... round up the ringleaders and go from there would be my solution to OP's problem. Not sure if it'll go full Hydra on you, or if you'll accidentally make them a martyr. Apparently a few hours of questioning in the middle of the night didn't bother Unicorn-chan.
Fumigation Tent
>>127607039
>>127605812
Who is going to take that job?
>>127618572
>>127616150
damn dude. Where did you find this stuff? Archiving this thread right now for future use.
>>127605812
1. Ignore them.
2. Instruct campus security to remove any disruptors or troublemakers from campus.
3. Post signs around campus pic related.
>>127625298
Unicorn-chan's probably not as big of a ringleader as I made them out to be, but the information comes from google, facebook, 4chan and reddit.
This is a pretty big tipoff too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzUuQ6LkE94&feature=youtu.be&t=1126
>>127607039
this
>>127607039
You have to go back
>>127605919
>360
is this a meme? it might as well be
>>127605812
whatever i said i'd do it as a rap and bob my head around and go "sheeeeeeeeeeit dawg!" and "whatup my nigga!"
then they'd think i was cool
>>127607039
don't lurk any moar
>>127605812
I'd say "Krogers are giving away free watermelons." and then I'd watch them leave campus and rush to Kroger's.
>>127605812
Shut down the college, bulldoze the campus, salt the earth.
>>127629976
Fuck, you're stupid